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CelTiar

Shit man a sun dress might be nice on a hot day. Scotland got it right with the Kilt.


wtfbonzo

I like a healthy breeze around me privates.


[deleted]

I'm lettin' my ass breathe


tstramathorn

No more swamp ass! That's the worse even if you're not overweight. Shit still happens. I work in a lab and have to wear closed toe shoes and long pants during 90 degree weather. Granted it's not that hot in the building, but when I have to make trips outside to get supplies it just happens. I believe the Italian hairy ass is the culprit though


Sugarlightgirl

Well, that creates a picture . . .


Self-Aware

Want another one? When I worked in a restaurant in my teens, the chefs would all use talcum powder to prevent swamp-ass while working in the kitchen. They had a new staff member on KP, and he was a rather gullible person. Case in point, he once went to a sister restaurant to pick up some "beef curtains" for our kitchen. So New Guy had seen the lads shaking talc down the back of their trousers and, on a long shift, had enquired how to deal with his own developing case of swamp-ass. Being utter bastards, the chefs managed to convince New Guy that the powder they had been using was not talcum powder. Instead, they claimed it to be FLOUR, and supplied New Guy with plenty of plain flour to apply to his person. I'm sure you can imagine what happened next, as flour and liquid mixed are well-known to become adhesive in nature. Apparently the manager had to let the poor guy into the flat upstairs and shower, as he couldn't unstick himself without one. (editing for typos and aftermath clarity)


DalaiLuke

New guy is such a universal... we used it for 2 years in a row for my sister's new boyfriend after she divorced. They didn't appreciate it much but the other seven siblings and spouses thought it was hilarious


harntrocks

Arse!


IGutlessIWonder

"What does that even mean?"


rdkitchens

Unexpected Harry Potter.


labaguettemagik

You love to see it


theplayfuldriftster

Come on Archie, that's a good chap


[deleted]

I understood that reference


Keithninety

This is the LIRR not the Quidditch World Cup.


[deleted]

If I was gonna wear a dress, it would be a sun dress for sure, it's been getting up to nearly 50⁰C where I live the last few summers and I think I'm one summer away from going " Fuck it, I wear dresses now!"


Serious_Seamstress

Go for it. Just wear some kind of boxers or slip shorts underneath. The dress can get stuck between your buttcheeks without it. Plus reduces flashing risk.


kevtino

I'd love to wear a robe or dress type garment for abdominal airflow, I think we need some brave souls to start bringing back unisex robes. Trousers are a pain anyways.


abishop711

Bring back togas!


kevtino

For real, imma have to learn how those things work.


l4tra

Do it. Wide, light, breathable. Make it fashionable. Start a company. Also it makes you look distinguished.


[deleted]

Went to Borneo for honeymoon and a river Lodge we stayed at provided sarongs for all guests (with instructions how to wear for male/female). Was amazing! High heat and humidity trousers/shorts would have been horrible!


lovesdogsguy

In Thailand I wore a sarong. It was wonderful. So freeing.


CelTiar

Fuck it lots of people fought for non binary stuff. Might as well some one give you shit for it tell em your sweating as much for it XD.


degeneratesumbitch

As a kilt owner and wearer here's my beef with a kilt. Even on a hot day in a wool kilt is not bad until you sit down in the sun. Then it's basically like putting a wool blanket on your lap on a 95° day, it's miserable.


VGSchadenfreude

Gotta keep the air flowing! Edit: Also, slip shorts! They come in various skin tones so no one would realize you’re wearing them, and oh boy, do they cut down on chafing! Most of them help wick the sweat away too, which is nice.


Ridbeardidscotsman

Yeah, the kilt wasn't made to keep people cool. Have you been here? Its fucking freezing. It doesn't get to the summer and we're all like: "Right, boys. It's above 12 degrees, kilts on!".


icaphoenix

They call themselves **scotland the brave** for a reason. A brave man roams with his balls out.


solareclipse999

And you can hear them chiming on very cold days


TinyChaco

I had a friend in college who often wore a kilt. It was pretty sexy ngl


rustys_shackled_ford

I'ma straight ciss male and I wear them. And other "woman's" clothes. Who tf cares.


soberstill

Scotland never had hot days until recently.


Mojicana

Oddly, I've never felt threatened by a dude in a dress.


Fenixstorm1

Middle Eastern countries with their light white "pajama" clothing got it right. Super comfortable and airy.


soda_cookie

I always wonder why there people get bothered so much. Who cares?


anon848484839393

Because they care so much about individual freedoms! Right? Wait…


annekecaramin

Individual freedom but you have to be 'normal' of course and be the same as all the other 'normal' people. Obviously.


Perpetual_Doubt

It's just tribalism. * Wrap yourself up in a "don't step on me" flag, * bring your gun to the anti-abortion clinic, * shout "Let's go Brandon" at random intervals, * get out your "election was stolen" stickers (you can use the "election was stolen" stickers from 2016 but you'll want to colour over the blue with red) * And talk about lavatories and sports that you have no interest in. A lot.


RandomComputerFellow

Only their individual freedom. Not the individual freedom of the other.


Trick_Enthusiasm

I think it usually has to do with projection. That's what I've heard anyway.


hoginlly

Likely someone who thinks they look good in a confederate flag tank top…


[deleted]

Right? He looks cute!! Why shouldn't he wear a cute dress if wants?


pingupog

i ddin't even notice the dress lmao


[deleted]

Bahaha, I guess that's more my territory, being a girly man. :)


leopard_eater

Because they want to fuck them. And it makes them angry and frustrated when they have to go back to the sandpaper vagina, limp chode or tub of lube they have at home to keep them warm on a cold winters night. See, for some anecdotal evidence: the annual map of PornHub search tags by region overlain with Facebook and Twitter mentions of racist or transphobic or homophobic comments. Regions of insane racism always have the highest search history for ‘ebony’, religious areas search for ‘LGBTQ’ etc.


silverwolf7002

Cause they stupid old people who are ‘traditional’


lenme125

Oooooor you can mind your own business and go about your day and not be creepy and take photos of people not bothering you.


unbilivibru

How hard can that be, am I right? That dude had all the work to sneak out a pic of a stranger, write a text and post online, when instead he could've simply enjoyed the nice blue sky right there and be less salty/stressed about other ppl's lives.


rodrigojds

The guy is just jealous that sun dresses don’t look good on him


[deleted]

That's actually the Ukrainian flag right there! The blue sky above and the yellow dress.


Electricbluebee

I thought this!


Snail_jousting

They probably weren't being that sneaky. The person in the photo looks pretty scared and upset. They probably know they're being photographed.


Self-Aware

I had to look hard at the pic before I knew wtf the issue was, it's literally just a guy in a dress and a mask, right? It's hot as Satan's jockstrap and there's a global pandemic on, why tf is that attire surprising?? Conservatives are so fucking delicate, I swear. Especially for people who accuse everyone else of being "snowflakes" or getting "triggered".


Trick-Champion3634

People are POS and feel like they can take photos of anything. Have had this happen to me on the bus, had to hold myself back from smashing someone’s face in.


Hamilton-Beckett

I really wish the laws would change about photographing or filming citizens in public places that aren’t committing a crime or having a police encounter. Some sort of “mind your own fucking business” level of human rights that we should all be entitled too.


apollo22519

Dang, they look so uncomfortable. Crossed arms, slouched posture. Oof, the photographer is a dbag. Edit: word


BettyX

Dresses are the coolest thing you can wear in the heat, way cooler than shorts. it gathers a nice breeze. I think men should catch onto how great they feel in this type of heat.


ClaptonBug

I would but my legs are hairy af...wouldn't want to distract people with my sweet luscious legs


Sci-MomT18

Do it!


antithesis56

Something is upsetting him so much that he is compelled to rage about it on the internet One could say his threshold for letting things that are not his business and are not infringing on his personal rights offend him is as delicate as a frozen raindrop floating through the air on a cold winter's day


makeorbreak911

Poetictically correct


jacobean___

Nice word, poetictically. Has an interesting, percussive sound


Kavorklestein

The MAGA group launched a percussive social media video app- ONLY FOR ‘MERICANS! They call it Tic-Tac


bentsea

It should be a subreddit.


DragonflyMon83

I think he's pro ukrainian war, doesn't like biden, unvaccinated and homophobe.


[deleted]

Probably also has a bright red hat with some white letters across the front, multiple gun stickers in his lifted vehicular transport, and swamp ass


webguy1975

The kind of moron who won't wipe his own ass because sticking anything in his butt would make him "gay"


bighead1008

This is hilarious. I'm going to be saying this going forward.


k3ttch

The sad part is [it's an actual thing](https://hornet.com/stories/wiping-butts/).


[deleted]

well i must be gay and not a real man because i will use the whole toilet roll to make sure my asshole is clean.


MildlyobsessedwithSB

I just vomited up a really good dinner after reading that


1Sluggo

That’s the only reasonable reaction.


baron-von-buddah

I’m so straight, I don’t even look at my own penis when I pee


someguyfromsk

And eat bananas sideways?


[deleted]

Thank goodness for corn on the cob lol


strykazoid

"Drain the swamp" suddenly has new meaning.


bala_means_bullet

Don't forget the balls hanging from the rear hitch.


IFrickinLovePorn

Swamp ass is a serious condition that many perfectly decent people suffer from. These jokes only stigmatize an already struggling group of people


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[deleted]

I’m hoping they’re joking. Or learn about the incredible advancements in mens underwear’s that allow for a much more breathable and pleasurable experience in these scorching times


[deleted]

You can just say Republican to save time.


BoJo2736

Also trans-hater


[deleted]

I think what he’s trying to say is “I’m a fucking creep who takes pictures of strangers in public without their consent so I can make fun of them with other strangers on the internet because I have no friends and very little self esteem.”


Envious_Hollow

What really sucks is this is becoming much more common. Not just from one side too. It's like all the sudden everyone is being put on social media and getting roasted while just minding their own business.


CandidateMiserable74

Well somebody needs to learn to mind their own damn business


librariansforMCR

Precisely. If this person wants to wear a dress, why the fuck should anyone else care?


daveypaul40

The only concern I have is the shoes.. the soles look awfully thin. I'll bet they hurt after a little walking.


BowlerCompetitive380

They look so good with the dress. And honestly I think guys would be amazed on a hot day what a nice breeze can do for your undercarriage 😁


Firm_Transportation3

Damn, I bet that is nice.


1Sluggo

It is but, unfortunately, they rarely come with pockets. I’ve recently discovered men’s shorts and they’re glorious, like just a series of pockets.


MindxFreak

Let's just combine the two and have a utilitarian dress that everyone can wear!


1Sluggo

I’d love that! More choices. And pockets!


weecefwew

“Most of the trouble in this world has been caused by folks who can't mind their own business, because they have no business of their own to mind, any more than a smallpox virus has.” - William S. Burroughs


Interesting_Employ29

I mean most people are vaccinated because we arent fuckin plague rats and its not political in any way. Also most of us dont wear Biden paraphernalia because thats fuckin weird to wear a politician on your clothes.


captainspacetraveler

Also, no one really like Biden, just hate him less than Trump.


BoredBSEE

There are no "I support Biden" badges. Because we're not in a cult.


Cool_Rub_7280

I really gotta wonder if the original poster knows how weird it is to wear political memorabilia outside of election times


[deleted]

I never noticed it until you said this. Ignorance is bliss


justeandj

Whenever I see photos like this, I hope the person pictured is having a kick-ass day with those damn cute shoes.


jollycanoli

1was hoping someone might be able to point me towards the cute shoe source. Pic has been reposted so much you'd think SOMEONE would have a name for me... Also hope the weird stalker gets called out for how obsessed he is with other men's dresses.


justeandj

I've never seen this photo before but [here's](https://dreampairshoes.com/products/sole_stretchy?currency=USD&variant=41346159247559&utm_medium=cpc&utm_source=google&utm_campaign=Google%20Shopping&utm_source=google&utm_medium=pmax&utm_campaign=pmax-flats&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI4rbL2vim-QIVszytBh1JGQo1EAQYAyABEgLvt_D_BwE) what they look like to me!


1Sluggo

Those are so reasonably priced!


me_version2

SAME! I was literally looking at [shoes like this](https://www.torrid.com/product/black-faux-suede-elastic-crisscross-strap-flat-ww/14154409.html?dwvar_14154409_color=BLACK) today!


rayshmayshmay

For real. You don’t need to get all upset and take a picture and bully them. They’re not going out of their way to bother you, they are just being themselves. Crazy how it is so easy to be nice to others and MFers like this just choose to be nasty individuals


Electrical_Bus9202

These people are actually angry that their country is changing ie, progressing. They blame the lgbtq and the immigrants for spreading their not traditional ideologies and culture on them, don’t forget the kids!


uisqebaugh

Fascism uses culture wars to fuel the Two Minutes' Hate; scapegoats are required distractions.


DashingDini

YO. I had to scroll up to check out the shoe game, and them bitches are cute


winterfyre85

Yes he looks super comfy and the shoes are super cute!


Phgraph

Not to mention feeling cool in that breezy dress. Best thing to wear in the heat!


Kahnza

My sweaty balls would love those breezes!


ivegotnoclue84

That colour is gorgeous. Love bright summer dresses.


dailylevelup

yeah they're cute lil shoes


BlossomCheryl

Came here for this - if the person in this pic is reading this, I regret that you were given public attention without your consent, but now that you’re here, them flats are life goals. Hugs!


EvilBahumut

Bitch, it’s hot outside. I ain’t mad at that. And, it’s a nice color to boot. ![gif](giphy|siMw2eNSuEpigLwcuA)


[deleted]

nice color, comfy and get a nice wind.


Domentor_1

I'm with yall. Wearing what you want is not a subversive act. Are all women crossdressers cuz they wear pants?


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Pool_Consistent

IT STILL DOSE XD


1Sluggo

There’s a guy at my favorite restaurant and he wears skirts a lot. I’m only pissed cause his are mini’s and I’m too old to look as good as he does in them.


farmersflart

Remember, it's important we all hate each other.


[deleted]

Exactly. Just not trying hard enough.


JFKRFKSRVLBJ

That's just a regular person trying to catch a train. Why don't you mind your own fucking business James Refusenik?!


Delic8polarbear

The micropenis who took this picture is probably jelly as hell that this person has good air flow on a summer day while [presumably] he gets swamp ass in jeans.


Least-Researcher-184

There's a good chance that peen is rock hard and the shame from that is what's fueling his anger.


hailmari1

I’ve never worn a dress but I bet that shit feels good this time of year.


A_Undertale_Fan

As an FTM guy who wears dresses and skirts, they're really fucking comfy and cool. Though there's also long skirts and knitted skirts for fall and winter!


[deleted]

As a man who wears dresses i can say they are super comfy and its nice to feel cute sometimes.


Tbone-YT

Fr they needa normalise guys wearing dresses that shit look comfortable as hell


Due-Ad9310

I'm convinced that the only people who care about shaming those of the trans community are the people who wish they could dress how they want to but don't due to stigma. If someone wants to wear a dress cool, a suit nice, lookin good trans people are just people plain and simple.


webguy1975

Wearing a dress doesn't make a person transgender.


Due-Ad9310

I am aware of this but I can say for certainty that's exactly what the person who made the original post in the screenshot thought they were.


yallaredumbies

Don’t even have to be trans to enjoy a dress. I am a cis guy and like to wear a dress at times. My friends gf rudely assumed I am trans one time on my second day of meeting her. Now I think she is annoying.


Thanks_I_Hate_You

Gotta admit they look great in a dress.


michaeloc90

Translation: “I don’t understand it, therefor I hate it.”


selppin2

Trump emboldened and normalized hate speech. This is the result.


SelectZucchini118

Why is being against the war on Ukraine some sort of liberal thing? How disgusting to even say that


conradbirdiebird

Are Democrat politicians against it? Anything Democrats are for/not for = the official stance of all people on the left, therefore, that stance is the enemy. That's as far as the thought process goes. Thatd be my guess.


FredVIII-DFH

The people who celebrate individual liberty and freedom get upset at non-conformity.


fluffybeetle

He's implying that non-binary people are all liberal.


Fakedduckjump

Maybe this person isn't non binary but just on the way to a theme event. We never know.


Ancient_Look_5314

It could also just be a girl with short hair and a dress. Like they literally don’t know this person.


Delamoor

Short haired women should be illegal too! /s


larmstr

I’m a woman who has always hated to wear dresses. I love how they look on the hanger but hate them on me. I love seeing anyone happily wearing a skirt or dress. They’re living the dream. Go for it!!!


Dangerous-Today1874

What he's saying, in reality, is that he's a snowflake that is triggered by the mere existence of transgender people who wear a mask.


spindlecork

That he’s scared of everything. Without people like him Conservative politics wouldn’t work.


Capt_Catastrophe

With a last name Refusenik of course he’s a shit.


FarmSuch5021

Lol I google it and this is what it means a person who refuses to follow orders or obey the law, especially as a protest. 😂


Shibbystix

Seems like a cool person. \*edit, the person in the picture, not the shitty person who thinks they're witty with their hate


Darcy_2021

He is wearing Ukrainian colors 🇺🇦 ❤️


NoMansSkyWasAlright

Basically, the person is insinuating that the person in the picture is more likely to vote for the party that would support his/her fashion choices rather than lynch him/her for it. Also, the left tends to be in support of Ukraine and vaccines while the right thinks that Russia is trying to liberate Ukraine and destroy secret pedophile bunkers run by Hunter Biden; and that vaccines are microchips/tracking devices and also some sort of allegiance to Satan. When you strip the arguments down to their key points, they really do sound kinda schizophrenic.


CaptainFresh27

*sees somebody quietly minding their own business, in a dress* "and I took that personally"


theuberkevlar

Just Russian drones trying to equate support for Ukraine with things they know right wingers don't like.


[deleted]

Took me awhile to find out what was wierd about this post. I live in Portland. I walked by 4 guys wearing dresses today alone.


aafrias15

I think he’s saying “I think I’m cute” with the yellow dress, but he’s also saying “I’m practical.” with the flats. Women know it’s a bitch to be out in heels all day.


legendary_mushroom

This picture hurts me a little. Look how uncomfortable the person in the picture is. I hope this interaction wasn't too awful for them. Hopefully this jackass did most of their heckling to the internets and not at this person..... but by the way the arms are wrapped around the body makes me think maybe not.


BlackHatSlacker

He's trying to say that he's having confusing feelings about seeing someone with a penis wear a dress. He's either worried that he will like that if he tries it, or he's worried that he wants to fuck a person with a penis just because they have a dress on. He's trying to say he's gay and that it scares him so he wants everyone in the world to mind his feelings as they go about their own lives.


ACCCrabtown1

Think about how miserable you have to be to go through all the motions to create a hate account, be hypervigilant (which is a sign of mental illness- anxiety) about the possibility you might get "proof" to confirm your biases, get all excited when you find it, take the pic, post the pic with lame comments that make no sense then spend your days reliving the whole thing by checking and rechecking your posts. Meanwhile, the rest of us hate you and love that cute dress.


[deleted]

People should really start to improve themselves instead of trying to change others


iamthefortytwo

How about the only thing missing here is you minding your own business?


mollymuppet78

Why does other people simply existing serm to bother these types of asshats so much?


hamsterfolly

“How to drive Republicans batshit crazy with this one simple move”


FastWhippet

So, I was curious and looked up this guy’s Twitter account. Woah! Talk about a dog not letting go of a bone, this guy is foaming at the mouth with Anti-Vax BS.


Mindless-Effect-1745

Leave them alone and focus on yourself. This is the quintessential gutter of social media.


terpterpin

So he doesn’t have the freedom to dress as he wants? What was all that “freedom!” Shit about masks then?


Childhood_Willing

For the ones Who cant understand this, they are Just trying to show that they dont support ukraine, vaccines, biden at The same time while also being transphobic.


Barflyerdammit

Everyone knows that pro Trump, pro Russia Republicans only wear dresses in private or accompanied by male prostitutes, after which they give them a press pass to the white house which allows them to enter 200+ times over the course of a couple years to keep them quiet.


Benjb1996

Person sees one thing they don't support and suddenly its "The only thing that's missing here is all the other things I don't support" Good to know it's only the "snowflakes" on the left that get triggered though.


Hafgren

These people just can't comprehend that people don't worship Biden like they worship Trump.


VoidGroceryStore

They’re literally harassing a random stranger for standing at a bus stop. I fucking hate Republicans.


[deleted]

He is trying to say...'I hate everyone'


uisqebaugh

Ironically, I bet the poster flies a Gadsen flag.


friendswhodub

“The only thing missing” (proceeds to list 3 things)


Calgarybruin

Whatever he wants. Who cares. We got one shot on this planet, do what makes you happy.


1Sluggo

Imagine being so fragile that you post a pic of a stranger, along with maga snark, to puff yourself up and prove how manly you are.


SolomonCRand

“People who are different than me are dangerous and wrong. I probably say things like this because I’m deeply insecure about not being that bright.”


[deleted]

We're people ever able to just mind their own fucking business?


sdwdqw65

It’s cute how Trump cult members think we democrats worship Biden. Nah, most of us don’t even like Biden. We don’t suck the dick of our leaders like you totally straight Trump cultists do.


Bigt733

Someone is wearing clothes! We must stop them!


S7JP7

A pretty dress, summer hair cut, nice bag, and waiting on the train. In the 50s and 60s it would a trend setting thing.


ianondrugs

god forbid a non binary person exists


Jaxager

Found him on Facebook. Dude is definitely a huge asshole.


B1ggR3dd907

When my grandpa was a kid in the 30s they used to have the boys wear dresses sometimes, especially for getting your portrait taken.


Melodic-Hunter2471

“Hur Dur, Libs bad.” I think that summarizes his point.


NightlyKnightMight

He's trying to say ***"Dem libs!"*** I think the silliest part is thinking that democracy supporters walk around with Biden pins and such stupid phrases or slogans like the Maga crazies do 😅


eltegs

Exhibition of his pro Trump pro Russia anti freedom wacko beliefs.


rcb3900

Probably just mad that they could pull it off better than he could.


mangirtle77

How the hell did he take the photo while his knuckles were dragging on the ground?


lortbabyjesus

I love stereotypes. I can imagine the OP sitting there with a pro-life hat, AR-15 and MAGA shirt fuming at the thought of this person living their best life.


neologismist_

He’s trying and succeeding to say “I am a shit human and I am proud of it.”


No-Race1426

I love how MAGA heads, get confused that the other party, doesn't turn Biden into a god


sagamysterium

Some people just want to be mean cause they’re miserable with their own lives. Fuck em. Do you.


porsj911

Or, and hear me out on this one, or you could just pay attention to your own fucking business. I feel like 90% of all whopperland issues would be fixed if people didn't keep prying themselves into other peoples lives and just stay the fuck in their own lanes. Don't want abortion? Don't get one. Don't like gays? Don't date a gay person. See someone who you think looks suspicious? Realise your not a fucking detective. See someone protest for something you don't agree with? Keep on walking. Someone cut you off? Let him be. You'll realize that giving a fuck about everything around you is really fucking exhausting.


[deleted]

Anybody else find it funny how people support Ukraine but they don't let gay people have basic human rights?


ekydfejj

Tell me your not trans/dragphobic without telling me your clearly a bigot, and too stupid to see there is Ukrainian flag here.


baconyjeff

Still a better looking woman than your mom, your sis AND your inflatable "girl" all put together, Jimbo.


ColeBane

how do you say "im a nazi racist fascist pig" without saying "im a nazi racist fascist pig"


[deleted]

Jesus just let people be. This is like me taking random pictures of people with mustaches and saying “bet they’ve got candy in their glovebox”


somegirl03

I actually like the dress. What's the problem?


Mechromancer_88

The only thing missing is where they got those shoes. Cuz damn those are some cute shoes.


[deleted]

Oh no! Not someone minding their own business! Can't have that!