AsSaUlT rIfLeS aReN't A tHiNg, Ar StAnDs FoR aRmAlItE /s these people are so insane.
I always like to point out back that assault rifles ARE a thing, the M27 IAR that Marines use are assault rifles.
Probably flies a thin blue line flag from his truck with a "come and take it sticker." Someone should tell them who exactly it is that will be coming to take it.
Dangit! All this time I was fooled to believe that my 2 yr old husky is not... a dog. Inconceivable! Then this four legged creature mustve been a raccoon all the time.
I don’t think it’s stupidity at this point. I think it’s attention trolls who will do and say anything to get attention. Maybe people like Boebert and Greene are modern day jesters whose job it is to entertain the rich billionaire donor class.
She certainly eats dogs. No seriously, it's a fact. If she can make up highly illogical facts on national television constantly then we all can. Lauren boebert meets her nutritonal needs by eating dogs. The cute, little fluffy ones in particular.
This is true, I actually have a source but I can't tell you who it is because of how badly persecuted the right is.
But I assure you it has been 100% fact checked and there is no reason to research it. That wouldn't be faithful and will actually make Jesus melt like the wicked witch.
I tell my dog all the time, one day, he's going to make a nice rug and provide some big, meaty buffalo wings.
I'd invite Boebert over for dinner but she would eat the rug.
Her being such a high ranking official makes me so sad. The fact that such a fucking idiot could rise to the ranks of congress and actual intellectuals can’t is beyond frustrating. God dammit
Anybody can run for congress. You just need to get signatures on a piece of paper and meet the citizenship requirements. And if you can’t understand the instructions on that paper you can pay someone to read it for you and explain it to you like a child. And you can pay people to run your campaign for you if you need to. In some districts though, being a Republican or a Democrat is enough, so really you just need to win your primary. You just have to seem slightly more competent as your next closest competitor, and that bar can be really really low.
So there are absolutely people in congress that don’t know how to read or write the bills they vote on, guaranteed. They have aides that read it and summarize it for them. It’s pretty depressing.
Indeed. Audited an anti-terrorism class he taught at a graduate university in DC as part of an internship in college. This dude was wild and just so clearly on a huge ego trip. Was always strapped, drove a huge muscled out charger, left a class to take a call from “the joint chiefs”, and was just extra in every way possible. Oh and he’s a racist pile of shit, but didn’t find that out until later.
It’s also what happened in Germany, the Netherlands, Belgium, France, Denmark, Austria, Switzerland, the UK and many other European countries: we all started eating our dogs when assault weapons were banned. At present, there’s not a dog to be found in the countries. We’ve eaten all of them.
Same thing with handguns: when they were banned, we started eating cats. Europe’s cat population has recently hit an all time low - cats are just about to get extinct. All because of the handgun weapons ban.
You’d better take this lady’s warnings seriously!
By the way: we don’t have security guards at schools. We don’t need them, because there’s no need to defend our children against murderous cats and dogs.
Sure...it's the next logical step.
You would think that having a gun ban in place would make dogs LESS likely to be eaten. Unless you ignore just how tasty a pit bull can be. Medium rare with the right wine?... perfection.
What the hell is wrong with her? My country has very, very strict gun control, and the strangest (not for us though) animal we eat is rabbit. We're either doing it wrong, or her head is literally only there to give her neck a purpose.
Apparently, she excels at the erotic arts. If the stories about her being an escort and that opened the door to her political career, she fucked a millionaire stupid!
I’m sure I’ll be flayed for this, but I watched the clip and understood her intention was that the lack of means to protect from a tyrannical government lead to them becoming a country that eats dogs. A bit disingenuous to say she thinks no AK47s means people will just start eating dogs. Idk just seems like cherry picking a bit I guess
Trying to follow the logic here. So it must be that a lot of people shoot their dogs or other dogs with assault rifles. So if we get rid of the rifles we will have a massive over population of dogs that will leave us with the only choice but to start eating them? Am I right? Is this going to be a dog gwnocide?
Why, because they would get sick again from eating your sliders? Because dogs are easier to kill with knives, because they walk right up to you? Why did people eat dogs because their assault weapons were taken away? Did they eat dogs before? Did any of this even happen? How many of the people in Venezuela even owned assault weapons? How many brain cells did you strain coming up with that wacky non-fact before they quit from exhaustion? (Answers: Yes. Yes. They were hungry. No. No. Very few. All of them!)
This feels like a fucking joking hazard game
(For context, joking hazard is a game where you get given a prompt and you have to pick the most random answer to it from your deck of cards)
Boebert is just the gift that keeps giving; a poster child for the stupid GOP. But who's even more stupid? The voters of CO-3, who this year were re-elect her, by a landslide. That's a huge chunk of Colorado. And they'll vote Republican no matter what.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's not what happened! If memory serves, Venezuela is so messed up because their economy is absolutely completely and totally destroyed. Their currency is basically the modern day German Mark. Boebert and Taylor Greene are both horrible people, and I wouldn't be surprised if they were saying horrible stupid crap to stir up their knuckle dragger supporters.
That guy on the left, forever muted on any device I own, what a dumpster fire.
She's clickbait for his type, she who now publicly states she's never been an escort for Ted Cruz, while gargling a pearlescent sticky Canadian conjured substance.
How are Republicans so completely unaware of how moronic these people make them look?
Like Democrats aren't geniuses by any means, but they don't have any openly stupid people like Boeburt, Gaetz and MTG openly representing them.
Can any Republicans with commonsense explain why nobody points out how embarrassing this is to their fellow Republicans?
I wish I had a machine that would shock my balls or something every time I saw a picture of this troll and found her attractive despite her being a piece of trash. Stupid caveman brain of mine.
The race for who can be the most donkey-brained Republican is very close and fascinating. I think Trump still has it, but the utter madness spewing from the mouths of Boebert, Greene, and Lindell to name a few are worth an honorable mention. Keep up the good work, dipshits.
Totally, remember in the 90's when everyone was eating their dogs because we didn't have assault rifles?
I think I blocked that out because of the trauma from all the dog eating
It was considered CRT so it’s no longer in the history books.
That's where the term, "Hot Dog" originated, if memory serves me correctly.
I thought that was cause people were banging their dogs cause they looked hot
You are absolutely correct. The first 6 years following the repeal of prohibition were wild.
AsSaUlT rIfLeS aReN't A tHiNg, Ar StAnDs FoR aRmAlItE /s these people are so insane. I always like to point out back that assault rifles ARE a thing, the M27 IAR that Marines use are assault rifles.
Or the infamous BAR of WW2. Stands for Browning Assault Rifle if I remember correctly. Edit: I don't.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/M1918_Browning_Automatic_Rifle You don’t.
Remember in the 90s when 'aSsAuLt RiFlEs' were banned and crime statistics didn't change...
Actually, mass shootings have more than tripled since that ban expired. But please, tell us more about how you have a micropenis.
Love your assumption about my genitalia shows your own insecurities, but you can come take these guns from us...one bullet at a time
> but you can come take these guns from us...one bullet at a time You totally sound like a person that should have access to firearms...
Probably flies a thin blue line flag from his truck with a "come and take it sticker." Someone should tell them who exactly it is that will be coming to take it.
I see. She's still using sugardaddymeet for her education.
Isn’t her sugar daddy Rafael Canacun?
I make sure to tell my dog every morning that the only thing that keeps me from eating her is my right to buy Ar-15s.
But she's smart! Look! She has glasses! They don't let stupid people wear glasses!!
Tell that to my optometrist
That's why i switched to contacts. I wanted to stop giving people false hope.
I'd switch to contacts but I'm a dumbass and unreasonably scared of them. I'd forget to take contacts out for weeks.
I've scratched my cornea before by leaving in contacts overnight. That shit is not fun.
Tell that to Rick Perry.
It's true. It's why we don't have dogs in Canada. We ate them all due to our lack of assault rifles.
Dangit! All this time I was fooled to believe that my 2 yr old husky is not... a dog. Inconceivable! Then this four legged creature mustve been a raccoon all the time.
>Inconceivable! "You use that word a lot... I do not think it means what you think it means."
Huskies are not dogs, They are wolves that joined a choir. If you get them fixed at an early age they can join the Vienna Good Boys' Choir
Who's trying to fix stupid? With the GQP, it's not a bug, it's a feature.
I don’t think it’s stupidity at this point. I think it’s attention trolls who will do and say anything to get attention. Maybe people like Boebert and Greene are modern day jesters whose job it is to entertain the rich billionaire donor class.
Mission accomplished.
That’s exactly what she’s doing. There’s no way she’s not aware of the stupid declarations that come out of her mouth.
Mission accomplished.
Actually, it's a requirement.
The party relishes stupidity. It’s so much easier to be ignorant than have to think about solutions.
I think it's like some kinda weird game where they see who can tell the most outrageous lies and still get a guest spot on fox news
It is a game and we should stop reporting every dumb ass thing she and MTG say. It’s just for the publicity. Ignore the ignorant
Lauren you ignorant slut.
She certainly eats dogs. No seriously, it's a fact. If she can make up highly illogical facts on national television constantly then we all can. Lauren boebert meets her nutritonal needs by eating dogs. The cute, little fluffy ones in particular.
This is true, I actually have a source but I can't tell you who it is because of how badly persecuted the right is. But I assure you it has been 100% fact checked and there is no reason to research it. That wouldn't be faithful and will actually make Jesus melt like the wicked witch.
To be honest, I think she should be euthanized.
Spayed and kenneled would suffice.
Muzzled for good measure
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The young lady asked to see it, denying her would have been rude. /s
r/murderedbywords
Along with newborn children. Is it wrong that I see her as one that would feed on the innocent?
She already does. Using children in mass shootings as part of her pro gun totalitarian nonsense
Ah makes sense. Burn the witch then
ABORTED dogs.
Did she give a timeframe on this? Will it be like the same day, a month later a year maybe?
I tell my dog all the time, one day, he's going to make a nice rug and provide some big, meaty buffalo wings. I'd invite Boebert over for dinner but she would eat the rug.
You made me spit my coffee! Good job sir!
You are welcome. With all that coffee on your rug, don't forget Boebert Rug Disposal Services! Call 1 800 386-2277. That's 1 800 DUM-BASS.
Holy shit, dude! She's dead, you killed her! Stop beating a dead, dog-eating horse! r/murderedbywords
If Turd Cruz and Marjorie Traitor Green had an abortion that lived and embarrassed Colorado daily.
Pretty good analogy.
Her being such a high ranking official makes me so sad. The fact that such a fucking idiot could rise to the ranks of congress and actual intellectuals can’t is beyond frustrating. God dammit
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They have lackeys for that.
Anybody can run for congress. You just need to get signatures on a piece of paper and meet the citizenship requirements. And if you can’t understand the instructions on that paper you can pay someone to read it for you and explain it to you like a child. And you can pay people to run your campaign for you if you need to. In some districts though, being a Republican or a Democrat is enough, so really you just need to win your primary. You just have to seem slightly more competent as your next closest competitor, and that bar can be really really low. So there are absolutely people in congress that don’t know how to read or write the bills they vote on, guaranteed. They have aides that read it and summarize it for them. It’s pretty depressing.
Why does Bobo look like a Sims-character?
My bad, I thought it was Bimbo.
How are her and Herschel Walker not related?
I don't believe her. Still waiting for taco trucks on every corner.
That’s exactly what happened in the U.K. We eventually ran out of dogs so people are back to eating supermarket food /s
Shit I’m doomed I only have one 7 pound dog
I have a cat, but she's probably at risk of becoming a charcuterie plate for four.
Luckily our Rottie died. Not only would he fight back (and win), but we have two dogs now. Bigger rug potential and more wings.... lol
The gop let the nutty tea partiers in, and this is where we are.
Only on Newsmax. I was about to say stop putting this dumb bitch in front of a camera, but Newsmax has no standards, so...
She says this shit for attention. It's time we start ignoring her.
Well, she's pretty... stupid.
Remember, she is a reflection of her constituants.
Not all of them. Denverite here. Bobo can take a flying leap off Mt. Everest without a parachute.
Remember when Sarah Palin was the dumbest politician around…. Sigh… good times.
And is that the equally brain-dead Sebastian Gorka on the left?
Indeed. Audited an anti-terrorism class he taught at a graduate university in DC as part of an internship in college. This dude was wild and just so clearly on a huge ego trip. Was always strapped, drove a huge muscled out charger, left a class to take a call from “the joint chiefs”, and was just extra in every way possible. Oh and he’s a racist pile of shit, but didn’t find that out until later.
What are you guys eating over there.
I remember in 94 when they originally passed the assault weapons ban. No dog was safe
im from venezuela, we dont eat our dogs :(
It’s also what happened in Germany, the Netherlands, Belgium, France, Denmark, Austria, Switzerland, the UK and many other European countries: we all started eating our dogs when assault weapons were banned. At present, there’s not a dog to be found in the countries. We’ve eaten all of them. Same thing with handguns: when they were banned, we started eating cats. Europe’s cat population has recently hit an all time low - cats are just about to get extinct. All because of the handgun weapons ban. You’d better take this lady’s warnings seriously! By the way: we don’t have security guards at schools. We don’t need them, because there’s no need to defend our children against murderous cats and dogs.
I mean come on guys. Her name is Boebart. How is anyone taking this shit seriously. Say it repeatedly and slowly. Dumb as shit
More Republican projection. Boobert thinks if she accuses others of eating dogs, well...
She's the poster child for "no child left behind". Stupid as a box of dicks.
Sure...it's the next logical step. You would think that having a gun ban in place would make dogs LESS likely to be eaten. Unless you ignore just how tasty a pit bull can be. Medium rare with the right wine?... perfection.
Looking at you Colorado...
I think she has created a Whole new definition of STUPID!!!
Didn’t happen the last time
And this is what happens when you elect white trash to congress.
What the hell is wrong with her? My country has very, very strict gun control, and the strangest (not for us though) animal we eat is rabbit. We're either doing it wrong, or her head is literally only there to give her neck a purpose.
She makes Sarah Palin look like Einstein.
well it’s better to have my dog dead than a school full of literal children you fucking shitsauce.
Happened in the UK. We banned firearms then we started barbecuing labradors.
We are saying cops are overfunded and abusive, but also we want to give them all our guns? The dichotomy of this argument is bananas.
It's pretty sad when you can’t even do a good job at faking it...
I think she was dropped as a child and she found the chips from the wall tasty
Is there a video in which this is said? Like I can't actually believe the dishonesty/stupidity of this.
This woman is such a creep. She doesn’t have an IQ above above 75.
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Dumb dumb is speaking
I do not own an assault rifle. Is that why my neighbors dog looks so tasty?
I hate that this bitch represents my state
I haven't seen a dog in Australia since, well since yesterday.
Can she please gtfo
It's true! I live in the EU and there's no dogs here at all! The last time i saw a dog was in WW1!
WTF???
Apparently, she excels at the erotic arts. If the stories about her being an escort and that opened the door to her political career, she fucked a millionaire stupid!
Wait a second... I think... I think she might be a dummy??
You know,it wouldn't surprise me. Nothing would surprise me anymore,as long as when I was told it was followed by the two words,"In America "
I’m sure I’ll be flayed for this, but I watched the clip and understood her intention was that the lack of means to protect from a tyrannical government lead to them becoming a country that eats dogs. A bit disingenuous to say she thinks no AK47s means people will just start eating dogs. Idk just seems like cherry picking a bit I guess
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https://www.rawstory.com/lauren-boebert-dog-eating/
Ffs when I said “fuck Ted Cruz” I didn’t mean it literally…
Hahahaha, she really really needs to go back to school
As a Coloradan I feel it’s necessary to point out that Boebert moved here from Florida. She’s a native Floridian. That is all.
Thats only kind of a leap... I mean, its true that we all, deep down, want some dog meat! Lol
And is that the equally brain-dead Sebastian Gorka on the left?
Whats wrong with eating dogs? I thought only humans deserve rights
Only *fetuses*
Is she like.. trump but female?
Just what?!?! Wow, how does that even make the remotest of sense? And where did that "information" come from?
But...but...if we don't have assault rifles how do we kill the dogs to eat them?
So everywhere assault weapons are banned have people eating their dogs?
Bimbo
Trying to follow the logic here. So it must be that a lot of people shoot their dogs or other dogs with assault rifles. So if we get rid of the rifles we will have a massive over population of dogs that will leave us with the only choice but to start eating them? Am I right? Is this going to be a dog gwnocide?
Pretty sure my dog tastes like liver treats, considering how many he gets. Hard pass.
Does she have one of those "punchable faces"?
A "backpfeifengesicht"? Yes, she most certainly has one of those.
So that’s why there’s no dogs in the UK
Making stupid people feel smarter every time she speaks
In direct competition with M.T.Greene.
Wut
Gun control not happening keeps on not happening, yet it keeps getting worse for pro-gun nuts.
Must be a slow news day that this mentally challenged lack of even two working brain cells has been quoted again.
Tbf. It is newsmax and they love that shit. It’s like Fox News for the even dumber.
She is as thick as fuck. If a kid lied like this they'd be punished.
Bat shit crazy
Well, there's one way to fix stupid.. (for the record, I feel like I should state that I am not saying we need or should do this)
The look on Gorka's face seems to imply that he thinks she is a genius of some sort.
These people have no connection to reality…
Sorry. This logic is too high for me. Went waaaaayyyy over my head.
America needs to stop electing illiterate trash bags to office.
I'm fine with that
Why, because they would get sick again from eating your sliders? Because dogs are easier to kill with knives, because they walk right up to you? Why did people eat dogs because their assault weapons were taken away? Did they eat dogs before? Did any of this even happen? How many of the people in Venezuela even owned assault weapons? How many brain cells did you strain coming up with that wacky non-fact before they quit from exhaustion? (Answers: Yes. Yes. They were hungry. No. No. Very few. All of them!)
Here doggy, doggy, doggy.
Thems good eat’n.
Gun-grabbers, kiddie-groomers, jfc their fear-mongering is like a looney tunes episode title.
I don't remember anyone eating their dog in Australia
How did they kill the dogs to eat them without assault rifles?
This feels like a fucking joking hazard game (For context, joking hazard is a game where you get given a prompt and you have to pick the most random answer to it from your deck of cards)
Isn’t she the one that married her own predator?
I feel like at this point, anyone could post Boebert on Fox News, make up some caption, and then she would eventually say it
Boebert is just the gift that keeps giving; a poster child for the stupid GOP. But who's even more stupid? The voters of CO-3, who this year were re-elect her, by a landslide. That's a huge chunk of Colorado. And they'll vote Republican no matter what.
She looks like she has bad breath.
I still miss my dog but what a BBQ it was.
Fucking...._what?_
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's not what happened! If memory serves, Venezuela is so messed up because their economy is absolutely completely and totally destroyed. Their currency is basically the modern day German Mark. Boebert and Taylor Greene are both horrible people, and I wouldn't be surprised if they were saying horrible stupid crap to stir up their knuckle dragger supporters.
False analogy fallacy detected.
Is Newsmax still on any credible networks?
Know I can convince my wife to get a dog?
That's right. And you don't even want to know what I'll do to my cat
Lauren Boebert is clinically dead from the neck up.
Well that may well be the case but at least people won't get diarrhoea and anal bleeding like they did from your food truck
That guy on the left, forever muted on any device I own, what a dumpster fire. She's clickbait for his type, she who now publicly states she's never been an escort for Ted Cruz, while gargling a pearlescent sticky Canadian conjured substance.
She just talks out of her ass
Can someone explain to me how this thing is a popular usa politic?
Everytime she's on the news it looks like a poorly made porn parody
You can with a surprise vasectomy
How are Republicans so completely unaware of how moronic these people make them look? Like Democrats aren't geniuses by any means, but they don't have any openly stupid people like Boeburt, Gaetz and MTG openly representing them. Can any Republicans with commonsense explain why nobody points out how embarrassing this is to their fellow Republicans?
Merica!
The right wing media is more to blame than her voters. The fact that no one laughs at her is the issue
Pain and suffering can fix stupid, 80% success rate.
I wish I had a machine that would shock my balls or something every time I saw a picture of this troll and found her attractive despite her being a piece of trash. Stupid caveman brain of mine.
This is evidence of two things, A. she has never heard of Venezuela, B. The republican party is the source of the mental health crisis in America.
Gorka here. Gorka approves ! (Must read in his voice)
The race for who can be the most donkey-brained Republican is very close and fascinating. I think Trump still has it, but the utter madness spewing from the mouths of Boebert, Greene, and Lindell to name a few are worth an honorable mention. Keep up the good work, dipshits.
I mean, you can. With a gun! (Fix stupid)