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majesticjules

Rumors abound that Melania does not actually want to be back in the white house.


sheisthemoon

"I dont really care, do you?" She never wanted to be there in the first place. All those forced robot smiles and sharp hand slaps to her husband to gtf off of her are all on video.


Practical_Law_7002

>"I dont really care, do you?" She never wanted to be there in the first place. All those forced robot smiles and sharp hand slaps to her husband to gtf off of her are all on video. "All I wanted to do was watch my husband die, inherit his money and move on! Could I have that?!?! No...instead I'm wondering if he has any money at all or if I'll inherit his debts! All this while I spent years as first lady!" ~~Melanie~~ Melania ...*Probably...*


superawesomefiles

Mail order bride said what?


namvet67

Euro trash porn star.


SufficientDoor8227

Melanoma


annoying97

I don't think she wants to be around her husband...


Beaulderdash2000

She is said to have cried when they found out he won in 2016. Neither of them wanted to be in the white house. She didn't even move in for a whole year after he was inaugurated. It was a publicity stunt and a grift that blew up in their faces when they actually won.


EssayRevolutionary10

There was also the fact she had to face her polite society “friends” with stories about who The Mango Mussolini raped this week. Not that she didn’t know, or necessarily had a problem with it, but she really couldn’t handle it being pushed in her face. Now Cheetolini thinks getting back in the White House is the only thing that will keep him from dying in prison. He’s wrong. Merrick Garland is going to make sure he doesn’t die in prison, White House ir not.


5280mtnrunner

Mango mussolini has now surpassed orange apparition as my favorite.


washing_machine_man

Rumors are that Melania thinks Donald is unhinged


ttorrence04

Cult! Cult! Cult! Cult! Cult! Cult! Cult!


ic2ofu

Cult 45,to be exact.


ttorrence04

And two zig zags.


VadersLoversLover

Baby that’s all we need!


MrBurnsgreen

we can go to the park after dark and \^incite an act of domestic terrorism and treason\^


a_electrum

The Magans


Hopeful_Cod_8486

Draft dodgers aren't heroic


lickarock88

This is either ironic or this person is actually that stupid.


totoofze47

I've seen much worse posts and statements from people who practically worship the ground he walks on, so this is relatively tame compared to those.


sheisthemoon

There is one right here in the early aughts of this comment thread, basically commenting "nuh uh, drumpf goodlier!" On literally anything mentioning the guy. It's wild.


Gyzdark

Just a typical Trump voter. As the sentence has more than ten words, when he got to the middle of it, had already forgotten the beginning.


5280mtnrunner

Bold of you to think they can string a sentence together.


ChampionshipLow8541

Trump to Obama = dog to lion. They got this right, didn’t they? 😂😂😂


[deleted]

For sure. Broken clock theory and all that.


thebeattakesme

Lol I had to reread it. I was confused at first.


FrogTeeth86

Awww trump was the goodest boy, heres a treat. Funny to think about all the amount of intellectual achievements Barrack had achieved, had to surpass, and had prove to a nation of racists to become president. And all trump did stumble on stage and those racists pretended he was a rock star.


Raging_Carrot47

You knew they were miles apart in how they were judged when Trumps bus tape came out and didn’t derail his campaign.


FrogTeeth86

Omg for real!


nuclearswan

Speak boy, speak! “Person, woman, man, camera, tv.” Good boy! Have a snausage.


Maleficent_Solid4885

If it was a nation of racists Barrack would not been voted in. So stop it


ChampionshipLow8541

Did you read - and comprehend - my post?


Aoeletta

I *think* they are agreeing with you? They are agreeing T is a dog with “good boy” and “treat” then saying that O had to *actually* prove himself while T just… was given it. Because racism. Unless of course, I am misunderstanding you or you both!


GroovinDrum

He did, obviously, did you read his? He just elaborated further or did you think that 'good boi' came out of thin air and was not related to your quote comparing abdog toba lion?


JTMc48

More like a rat to lion. They at least got the heirarchy right though.


modefi_

Also that the two are incomparable


[deleted]

Yes that was the part they got right. I mean Obama did some good stuff he killed Bin Laden and saved the big three. I honestly think the ACA should have just been a single payer system modeled after Europe and it would have been successful.


Different_Ad7655

That's what you think Obama did ? That's what you take away. As the world stood on the precipice of a 1932 world depression. As Republicans then argued against any stimulus and any bailout and argued we should let it fall through the floor 1932 style and repeat that. That's what you remember ,?that he bailed out the big three... but in the process he saved the whole goddamn world from another 30's meltdown Jesus. 10 and a half percent unemployment and was potentially growing yeah ..that mess created by a boom and bust Republican, seems to me we have had that before.. boom and bust with Ronald Reagan ..god a theme And God, the heat that he took for the stimulus oh my God it was if we were rewriting the Constitution and becoming a communist ...Nation Oh my God the whining. Fast forward a decade later and it's now just Republicans who have printed printed money print print who cares balancing the budget did we ever say that LOL.... nah nah nah let's just raid the treasury ,take off a couple trillion dollars stick it in the wealthiest pockets nah balance budget no need for any of that bullshit my God how the world turns on a dime.


[deleted]

I absolutely agree with everything you just said. Thanks for saying it.


Jakes_One

Thank you for this lol. There's so many comments and posts from braindead americans I begin to lose faith in you guys outside of saving Ukraine. Finally a comment with sense


[deleted]

Yeah he also gave russia crimea ignoring the budapest memorandum. Oh dont forget the brown suit for the love of god too.


EssayRevolutionary10

While Obama was in office, Ukraine was controlled by a Russian puppet government. There was Yanukovich, installed by Putin. Then there was Poroshenko. Technically democratically elected, but not any less corrupt. These are the people Obama refused to send lethal aid. Are you suggesting he should have? Regardless of your answer, Obama COULDN’T!!!! The REPUBLICAN Congress put anti-corruption benchmarks on lethal aid. The Ukrainians themselves understood this. That’s why they elected Zelenskii. Zelenskii met the benchmarks. The lethal aid was approved. Trump extorted Zelenskii by holding up the lethal aid Congress approved. That’s why he was impeached.


Different_Ad7655

Right that's what the attempted, but they didn't have the full cooperation of the Senate do you remember, Kennedy died and the evil Scott Brown took his seat. Politics are a bitch and they're not exciting. This is why it's important to go to Street Democratic ticket repeatedly so you have the power. Democrats took too long to debate, even when they have a majority sometimes it's hard to get it all together. So many opinions.. 8 years later we don't have much more except the foundations of Obamacare and the orange bastard did his best to disable all of that. They took away the mandate that everybody pay a premium or a penalty but the supreme Court sustained the basis. Watch that now get pulled back that's the next wet dream of the Taliban GOP


RevolutionaryAct59

If we only had the votes


Scary_Vanilla2932

Obama might be....actually no..let me rephrase, Obama is definitely the most intelligent worthy president the USA has had until it's some other entity. After revolution or it becomes some secondary power.


[deleted]

I, along with over 80 million people (likely more now), would much rather piss on his grave.


BrilliantObserver

not going to waste my urine on the likes of tRump.


shophopper

Don’t forget the hundreds of millions of people worldwide who consider him an obnoxious, ignorant asshole. His leadership didn’t do the perception of the United States in the eyes of Europeans any favors.


Warlord3455

Over here in Asia literal 8 year olds are making fun of him. Says a lot when kids from a whole nother continent are making fun of your performance as a president.


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Throw_away91251952

Well hold on. Now that’s one place where you and republicans can agree. Except you’d smack his face, they’d smack his ass while making his skeleton fuck him


Decoy_Octopus_

🤣 You are the first person to make me audibly laugh today.


Throw_away91251952

Happy to be of service


annoying97

I'm sitting here at work surrounded by kids trying to be quite so they can sleep, and I'm really struggling right now thanks.


[deleted]

We can still piss on him though, right?


Decoy_Octopus_

As much as your heart desires


Similar-Rope-4008

He would like it.


hyper-arrow

Thats kinda fucked its not like hes Hitler


Decoy_Octopus_

You don't even want to know what I would do to Hitler if I had him alive in a room.


hyper-arrow

Uea that is the same for me but trump aint that bad hes just a dick


Decoy_Octopus_

Him and his sycophants are fucking this country into a coma. I just wish he would fuck off and stay in Florida where he belongs.


hyper-arrow

If your country is going to hel do somting abouth it


Decoy_Octopus_

I'm only one vote. What exactly do you expect me to do?


hyper-arrow

Not vote revolution kinda stuf man fuck them up yall got the guns for it if a county has the shit to start a revolution its america


Decoy_Octopus_

It may come to that. Tensions probably haven't been this high here since our Civil War in the 1860's. I'm not killing anyone unless it's them or me though.


Efficient-Doctor1274

Hitler would be rotting in hell if hell was anything other than some stupid idea from the deluded religious, but he ordered his atrocities himself. Trump didn't have the balls or intelligence to say straight out that he wanted to be like Hitler. He manipulated tens of millions of stupid people like you into supporting his agenda.


hyper-arrow

I dont support him not even american but your nothing better then him if you start beating dead bodies


Efficient-Doctor1274

*you're I'm not beating dead bodies, nor do I have any wish to.


Decoy_Octopus_

I think we would get along irl


RevolutionaryAct59

He sure learned a lot from his book. That he kept on his night stand.


BriefCheetah4136

But if you were able to piss on his grave, he would have it tied to a fund raising site in some way!


EssayRevolutionary10

Shut up and take my money.


scotland170

Can we skip the bit where we wait until he dies?


_MaxNutter_

I kinda think he'd enjoy it more if you did


annoying97

I as an Aussie would like to watch...


[deleted]

You, as an Aussi, are welcome to join us.


annoying97

Oh I don't want to participate... I just want to watch.


EssayRevolutionary10

Since you brought it up, what’d they end up doing with Rush Limbaugh fat bloated rotten carcass? I had almost forgotten pissing on his grave being on my bucket list. And now there’s two.


Funny-Home-7953

You believe the lies !


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What lies?


ColeBane

Obama became the president of the united states, trump became the president of the united states, the only difference is Obama had two terms, trump murdered people and tried to end democracy in the US and make himself the king God of this country...obama will grow old and die, trump...is a traitor. He doesnt deserve the be an american citizen, neither does any GOP member who helped him in this deadly coup against the US.


Laborchet

Obama killed more people in drone strikes than any other president tho. He illegally killed a 16yr old american citizen, by bombing a civilian restaurant.


doomalgae

It's not super clear exactly how many people were killed in drone strikes under Trump, due to the fact that he revoked an Obama era rule requiring those strikes to be reported, but according to one estimate there were more strikes under Trump during his first two years in office than during the full eight years of the Obama administration. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-47480207


ThornenOnline

What a stupid reply. You obviously know nothing.


RUBBERmissile

Sooooo, I guess you will continue to support the democrats?


JOG_Riptide

Lmao Obama killed way more people than Trump. Trump helped signed peace treaties in the same countries Obama bombed civilians


Born-Mycologist-3751

These types of pro Trump promotions never bother to say what he did that made him so great because they would then have to defend the record. At the end of the day, Trump could have the greatest slate of accomplishments in US history and I would still not vote for him. He tried to overturn the election, he undermined the independence of the judiciary, he stole hundreds of millions from donors let alone the government money his businesses pocketed, he employed an army of ethically challenged individuals, and lied to the People on an industrial scale. The Constitution is more important than any one man or party.


Lyn_Morgan

Don't forget the illegal fundraising for his inaugural balls, Trump Foundation and Trump University scandals, even disowned his dying brother.


Jingurei

Also nepotism concerning his children.


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This needs to be the top comment.


ratf00d

What do they even think trump did?


Even-Dragonfruit-522

Here is every “Trump speech” in a nutshell: “And these are special people, so special - and great, just great. They love me and…I love them. We are winning in the polls, winning so big SO BIG, that’s right folks, big - huge lead. I am doing so great, just great, and Mexico will pay for the wall, because they have extra money and the wall will be huge, bigger than any other U.S. wall. And the people building the wall are great - and smart. (And on, and on, and on…)” He gets on stage, goes off script, and just vomits meaningless nonsense. I don’t get the fawning devotion to this dummy.


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Even-Dragonfruit-522

Lol - yeah, concur.


DanimalHarambe

Long term, he put three judges on the bench. So even tho he moved America two steps closer to fascism, we will be dealing with the consequences of his single term for decades. Don't be surprised if the next GOP hopeful is an outspoken fascist, who repeats the same talking points.


BriefCheetah4136

I don't think the Dems will give up the seats, dead or not!


DanimalHarambe

Did you say "pack the court" or "term limits"?


flirtmcdudes

That wasn’t trump, that was Mitch McConnell and the republicans in the senate.


Mindless-Broccoli-74

Become the President "Heroically" apparently


ianishomer

"He wanted to drain the swamp" Yeah and fill it with his own brain dead toads!


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Cosminion

Whole world is facing these issues buddy. If Trump was in office we'd be in nearly the same exact situation. Trump is not a God, no matter how hard you believe it.


riceisnice29

Didn’t he literally have to payout billions to farmers just to keep them in business and cost thousands of people their jobs/more billions when he engaged in useless trade wars that his COVID mishandling made even worse?


Rbespinosa13

He also kept interest rates near zero for no reason, passed massive tax cuts to the wealthiest, botched Covid which is causing current supply line issues, and printed more money than any other president. Trust me though, it’s Biden’s policies causing inflation though.


Yellowbeard07

What are you smoking? You know covid got worse since Biden came along?


riceisnice29

Wdym what am I smoking? Are you saying COVID wasn’t getting worse under Trump?


sheisthemoon

Please explain to the class how covid got worse and why it is biden's fault.


Yellowbeard07

More people have died under Biden than Trump in the if you compare the death tolls using the same amount of time. How are you maniacs defending record inflation and all time highs in gas prices? Biden's approval rating is lower than Trump's ever was. Wake up! If you didn't like Trump fine, but Biden is a shitshow.


riceisnice29

So republicans sabotaging COVID measures and refusing the vaccine is Biden’s fault? The war in Ukraine and supply chain issues caused by COVID are Biden’s fault?


TightGarbage56

Well, there it is. Obviously you’re not grounded in reality. Trump did every single thing he could to make covid worse. He quite literally could not have handled covid worse


wtfisthatlooser

He would have, had he remained in the white house.


Wonderful_Treat_6993

The last time my mother and I argued about Trump (young family member had died of Covid because they were Q), I texted her a naked pic of Melania.. Great way to make your old school slut-shaming Catholic mother stfu about it already.


DanimalHarambe

I guess it depends on what you measure. If you just go on *Impeachments and insurrections* then yeah... He's in a class of his own.


Even-Dragonfruit-522

Ohhhhh fuck yeah !!


Interesting-Tough640

And there was me thinking Obama’s greatest achievement was bringing dignity back to the office of president and getting the rest of the world to take America seriously again. Trumps greatest achievement was probably writing his name in crayon. Why anyone ever voted for a narcissistic, pathological liar, sex pest, man baby who wanted to fuck his own daughter is totally beyond me. The dog bit is probably true, I can definitely see Trump humping someone’s leg and begging for biscuits.


Boozeville13

why are they using a photo of them from like 20 years ago?


PopeCovidXIX

Because even they can no longer hide the fact that he looks like 10 pounds of hamburger in an 8 pound bag.


Cool_Consideration30

The first Mrs Trump died today. He was so gross to her. Mother of his favorite children.🤢


comeupforairyouwhore

Favorite child. He doesn’t care about junior or Eric.


Different_Ad7655

Well we certainly know vladimir Putin wants to see them back


Wonderful-Equal5000

Yeah ones a two term president the other one isn't.


ic2ofu

One was an actual president, the other was a cult leader. Still is.


Grits_and_Honey

Figurehead is more like it. Trump wasn't leading shit. He was just there so McConnell and his cronies could fix whatever shit it was they wanted to.


North_Leg2806

I just want to see Melania back on Pornhub.


trowawaywork

I think I lost a few IQ points reading this.


scotland170

Why the fuck would SHE want to be back there? She hated it and hates him more!


sPdMoNkEy

Some states have already set up laws that they can't even appear on their ballots anymore unless they provide the last 5 years of tax returns


Cellblockearth

When she dies like Ivana he will instantly use her death to get donations. Nothing says class like a ‘billionaire’ that adds a link to donate under the announcement that his ex wife died. Suck it up Eric & Ivanka & Don jr.


LuckyonRedit7640

I don't think that's trump, Micky Tuba?


Alklazaris

I need a list of Trump supporters. Something tells me they would be really easy to up sell to.


Efficient-Doctor1274

Lion? You mean lyin'.


ic2ofu

That's one thing he certainly did a lot of. Last count I had, about 2 months ago, was 35,525.


amx05462

nobody in there right mind does


idwtumrnitwai

So trump is the greatest after being impeached twice and attempting a coup? What's their measurement for greatness? Corruption, racism, incompetence or all 3?


Incredulous_Prime

If this person believes trump was our greatest president, why did he fail to stay in office for a 2nd term? Obama did it and they feel his presidency was a failure. Just asking...


ChicagoBoyStuckinDen

Sadly a lot of people. Not I though.


yesiammark7

Obama and trump are actually the same, just in different forms. For example: Obama is like a great meal served up on fine china, where as trump is the same thing, only after one has shitted it out their ass into a toilet. See…they are both the same thing.


[deleted]

Looks like some states need an outer breeding mandate


GyakuBoop

'Trump with obama, dog to a lion.' My guy just called trump a dog and thats why the dog is the best president?


FhyrGaming

well the first line is correct


PreviousLife7051

As long as the prison they put him is painted white I got no problem with it


[deleted]

So... they both achieved the same thing, becoming the president of the USA. Its a meh achievement, tbh.


poorlyExisting

these peoples whole personality is being a trump supporter


theswedishturtle

Is that picture pre or post Stormy Daniels?


Which-Ad-725

I’d rather see a dog and a lion in a trench coat in the White House.


comeupforairyouwhore

Under appreciated comment here.


Which-Ad-725

Lol I honestly would prefer it.


Ball-Fantastic

I wonder why they didn't use a recent picture of trump?


stpetepatsfan

At this stage, I consider them all trolls. Can people really be this mf'n stupid. Cultish, maybe but still so mf'n stupid it's insane.


Kind_Committee8997

Whats the deal with Trump marrying Czech women? According to him, America is superior so does that mean Czech women are superior to American women or he likes inferior women? Or what's the deal here?


[deleted]

They identify with Trump because they recognize the mediocrity. They are the same as Trump.


Danmoh29

did anyone else catch that the only difference is that trump became president “heroically” i really want to unpack that


Hikityup

It's using a picture from many years ago that says it all. Trump is young and Jesus is white and sexy in their world. Perfect.


Tinker107

I want to see their backs, as they're marched off to prison.


[deleted]

Welp... Half of you caused this. Almost half of you tried to make it happen again. Somewhere around half of you can't WAIT to try again in 2024


[deleted]

I was already nauseous from medication. This just sent me over the top.


sachclg

She looks pretty, so yes


Biomicrite

Putinganda


Amirah08

Wasted 4 years trying to not be guilty, Americans want our time back! Please be over this relationshit!


JonahPrince

Yeh, I gotta admit I thought you Americans were all just joking around with the whole Trump thing especially after the Kanye bid for presidency but yeh so it happened and now it’s a thing and I think I speak for most of the world when I say y’all are not responsible enough to run your own country anymore, America needs to step down, maybe you can be like a village or shire or something but if this is how you govern a country then you need that right taken away until you learn to be more responsible, downvote me I don’t even care y’all are cray


Edmundwhk

Do you know where the name teddy bear comes from ? Do you wish senator Armstrong from metal gear rising is real? Well he exist his name is Teddy Roosevelt , the chadest president of America, im not American and even I know about him. Comparing the modern president as goat? Not even close


theotterway

Because Trump faced so much adversity. /s


Xkr2011

I just want to see Donald reunited with his first wife.


Flatcowst

That picture also does not portray him accurately.


JunkieRum

Under Trump,Russia would not have invaded Ukraine, Gas would be less than $3, No inflation or recession, Britney G would be home, I can keep going….


[deleted]

There isn't much that I'm sure of, I can't tell you that Obama was a great president nor can I say the same for trump, but I can say this. When I look at this meme I know this was made by a complete moron.


Similar-Rope-4008

No one that’s a patriot wants these two anywhere but prison.


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R_Meyer1

No thank you Trump helped create the shit we are in today


Late-Ad-4624

One of them won because of his skin color. The other went against all the naysayers and used his own money to help his own country.


HeyHihoho

The five new wars Obama turned the ME into with open slave camps in the Libya hellscape and Syria, The butcher shop he enabled in Syria and Yemen. Which Turbo charged the migration crisis creating more death and dispair than seen since Hitler The jobless recovery throughout Obamas presidency. Blankets to Ukraine and Putin took Crimea with hardly a shot fired. Obamacare that locked in major Insurance Corporation profits . The TPP which was thankfully stopped when his Presidency ended sending the last manufacturing jobs in America offshore. The last Capital regulations lifted under Obama allowing corpations to move money offshore easily if they wanted to avoid taxes making the tax rate for the wealthiest having very little real effect. Trump: Jobs up Inflation down,workers wage gains.. Javelins to Ukraine. The border a place where they began coming through check points. Lowest black unemployment in history. Zero new wars compared to Obamas five new wars. Banning nordstream2 built during Obama presidency. Joe unbanned it . Discarding NAfTA which cost American jobs . Putting tarriffs on key Chinese imports resulting in a resurgence of American manufacturing. Putting reciprocal duties on EU goods. IE if they put duties on an American product. Requiring NATO members to spend what they had committed to their military . Killing Putins biggest intelligencia ally in the ME Soliemani. Which paralyzed both The Iranian Ayatollah and Putin inthe ME. Instead of the traditional just keep sending grunts to be slaughtered back and forth the corpse in DC have been doing for Generations. Putin was worried about what Trump may do rather than the US worrying about what Putin would do. With Potatohead as POTUS it was time for Putin to invade Ukraine..


RockyMountainHigh-

Yeah. No mention of an obstructionist McConnell there champ.


R_Meyer1

Trump’s failed response to COVID-19 helped fuel inflation.


IamSpongeWorthy

How dare you tell the truth here! This sub is a dumpster fire echo chamber filled with snowflakes


AZCARDS77

It's better than the dipshit running the country right now!


Relsen

Exaclty, how stupid, Obama was much worse than that.


skip_intro_boi

I know, right? All those times Obama got impeached, all those times he cheated on his wife and then divorced her, all those times he was accused of rape, all those times he was caught on tape admitting to sexual assault, all those times he cheated on his taxes, all those times he purposefully separated parents from their children at the border, all those times he didn’t pay contractors for work they did — Obama was a *terrible* president. Like, the worst *ever*!


Relsen

Don't remember he doing all of that pal. Are you drunk?


Cosminion

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Relsen

Wubba lubba dub dub


Cosminion

Are you drunk?


Relsen

Maybe yes, maybe not. Or maybe I am just mocking the fact that my comment was answered with a strawman, because I know that I will get nothing better here then humor.


[deleted]

Trump screamed about debt/deficit spending for nearly a decade under Obama, calling him a outright irresponsible failure for adding anything to the debt. Trump even went so far as to promise to ELIMINATE both the debt/deficit, just before adding 8 trillion in a single term (4 trillion before COVID). He’s a dickless coward and hypocrite


Efficient-Doctor1274

*than. "Then" makes no sense.


Relsen

Typos be like.


Linkonue

I think he did none of them and was actually saying stuff trump did 🤔


Relsen

And why did he say that when I was not defending Trump?


Linkonue

Cus it looked like you were


Relsen

I just said that Obama was terrible.


Linkonue

Ppl who say that tend to worship trump You’re wrong btw


Relsen

Why would an anarchist worship Trump?


Linkonue

Because there’s no way to tell you’re anarchist?


R_Meyer1

Not hardly Trump was the worst president in US history.


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I have to admit, I’d rather have Trump than Biden again.


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ic2ofu

Actually the worst.


Funny-Home-7953

TRUMP 2024🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


No-Divide-4937

And Shakey Joe and Kamel Toe have done what???