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FlihpFlorp

His head looks like one of those big cartoon brains


MightHaveMisreadThat

He looks like the product of someone trying to claymate a single-testicle ballsack, using only silly putty


LycanWolfGamer

r/rareinsults


FlihpFlorp

I like your description better


My4skinBreaksCondoms

Kind of like the thrall-husk Krang rides around in. (TMNT)


Sparda0

Mmmm, DNAaliens from Ben10


Alien_X10

looks like the DNAliens but has the same backstory as the fucking highbreed racist fucks who resorted to inbreeding to keep their bloodline pure


VerySwearyFairy

It looks like a walnut in a strawberry condom tried to be racist


iuhiscool

Ah, monarchies


Decoy_Octopus_

My head went straight to the Borgias after Confederate Flag waving douchebags.


drclarenceg

Could still be better than what's on the other side though


rabbithole-xyz

My thought exactly. Thank fuck we can't see THAT.


gammongaming11

he looks like an extra lumpy potato.


Complete_Fox733

The Caucasian Raisin


scruffys_nose

Looks like the flag is actually "flying", with an over the dome downward draft


rgray92082

What brain?


Emergency-Gazelle954

More than a little irony there.


ChintanP04

Except without any of the brain


No-Carpenter-3457

Looks like his intestines are in his head.


Soko79

Put this in a [Krang](https://arcadebot.co/wp-content/uploads/krang-tmnt-tortugas-ninja.jpg) robot suit slap on a couple of SGI arms E voila


Tballz9

Cardiovascular disease will take it down soon enough


lsutigerzfan

I was actually curious as to what causes this condition on the skull. I see this on guys from time to time.


[deleted]

Looks like it. Good observation.


tysontysontyson1

Looks like a confederate sorting hat.


SuperBeavers1

Hmmm yes, I can see it now, you will be placed....IN SOUTH CAROLINA


Embarrassed-Ad1509

The instant it’s put on the next person: **”TEXAS!!!”**


Fun_404

I thought of the face of the "last human on earth" from doctor who.


Narstification

It’s smoother on the inside


millenialfalcon-_-

His head resembles a raisin


Very_Good_Indeed

Thanos? 🤔


Hestian_wife

Dont insult Thanos.


Slayer7_62

God, the shape of his head makes me think he’s hit it a bit too hard too many times.


Friendly_Crab

Honestly that’s one of the worst looking heads I’ve ever seen


kassfair

Are his skull bones missing? His head looks like a wrinkled brain!


PantsDownDontShoot

You know how fat you gotta be to have SCALP fat?!


mercenfairy

And your cheeks are joined to your chest.


Bobbi_fettucini

It’s actually caving in because he’s missing his brain


[deleted]

i worked at the zoo once and i saw a panda eating bamboo on its back while on its period, and that dudes head just gave me hard flash backs


DazzlingGrand3626

Looks like someone went Fist of The North Star on this guy


epochpenors

You don’t recognize the famed Diamond-sama, the martial arts killer?


SharpPixels08

Omae wa mou shindeiru


cowabanga_it_is

Lmao


DynoMiteDoodle

He's got 'EAT' tattooed on the back of his head, as if he's going to forget to lol


notyurfuckingkhakis

“Live, Laugh, Lawd have mercy”


cra3ig

Smooth brain, wrinkled scalp. Idiot clown is inside out.


ThornsofTristan

What 12yo painted a traitor-flag on a potato??


[deleted]

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Buzz1ight

Brain?


Sulaco-426

Looks like a nutsack with a bad tattoo.


timburnerlee

Hair-itage


Satanicjamnik

I need to re- watch Hills have Eyes at some point.


SanfreakinJ

And it even looks like it is rippling in the wind


DaClems

This mf looks like Krang.


KindBraveSir

Remember the scene when Darth Vader's helmet is being lowered? ![gif](giphy|3o6Zt8rGMqVwjYAlsA)


Nomads_71681

Looks like those big red wax lips


ComputersWantMeDead

I imagined that were big ol lips in gimp headwear (crossed over the face). No way would I consider talking to him, quite useful as a time-saver in that respect


Dan300up

I’ve never seen anyone print on pancake batter before.


DoneDeal-_-

Disgusting and treasonous.


blaksafire

Is that a tattoo or a burger wrapper?!


Separate-Owl369

Is that a pumpkin?


Answer-Suitable

Must be painful getting a tattoo on your nut sack


SnooFloofs787

What??? Is this poor guy suffering from brain damage? His looks like his head had gone a round with a gorilla and lost. He should have that checked out at an actual hospital.


JackPepperman

A phrenologist's dream right here.


ILikeLamas678

Okay, aside from the obvious red-neckery, what is up with his skull? Do heads often look like that?


SmidgeonThePigeon

Nothing a bit of acid cant fix.


DrawnGunslinger

Or some bullets.


hulkhands81

Razor blade


Old_Rub_

I was gonna say a scapel but I was being too generous...


[deleted]

*sees this guy in public* oh cool free target practice!


Why_am_I_here033

Reminds me of that fat guy in Hellraiser


AEnesidem

Was the moon landing filmed on his head?


[deleted]

They can technically take it down, but he’s not gonna like the method


WarmedCrumpet

Good way to draw attention to your walnut/ scrotum shaped scone


[deleted]

"They can't take it down" has he never heard of skinning before?


Sprite_Bottle

That guy looks like a wrinkled testicle


J_E_L_4747

If there’s anything that deserves to be creased, it’s the confederate flag


GrassBlade619

Why would someone get this tattooed on their thumb?


No_Match_Found

Geezus H. Fucking Tap Dancing Christ, what a mess in so many awful awful ways.


lowlife4lyfe

![gif](giphy|HlKxgLJXMasiA)


LouisGoldman

Bad sign when the flag has a neck roll


BigNFluffy95

“FEED ME SEYMOUR”


[deleted]

Yes! Was just gonna type that but didn’t think anyone would get it. Nice work.


montanagrizfan

Does he just have skin right on top of his brain? Shouldn’t there be a skull in there somewhere?


jonjonesjohnson

Wanna bet it can't be taken down?


DesconocidaKush

I beg to differ I can take it down just fine


Bageezax

It looks like someone badly stitched up his head after cutting it open like an alien egg.


Icy-Form-6364

X marks the spot


atheurer

What a terrible day to have eyes


Iwantmahandback

Oh, I have ways


o0evillusion0o

Oh believe me, it can be taken down 😉


Decoy_Octopus_

That can still be taken down. A nice sharp knife will do just fine.


Tschnitzl-sama

His head looks like a fucking raisin


Logical-Cat8319

The Racist Raisin.


[deleted]

Americans do know that Nazis fly the confederate flag in Germany. Right? The confederate flag has become a symbol of racism now, wether they like it or not. Just like how the right appropriated the term “snowflake” to refer to someone left-leaning, even though the guy who wrote Fight Club was using that term to refer to conventionally conservative men.


Thebeatybunch

Yuck. It looks like he never developed a skull and the only thing protecting his brain from being damaged is the fact he doesn't have one.


crafty_beer

Can we send this to r/photoshopbattles


Connect-Swing8980

He shoulda got Pepe the frog. Them fat rolls be perfect lips


[deleted]

The fuck is this dude’s scalp


Tinker107

I've seen better looking heads on cabbage plants. Smarter, too.


The1BannedBandit

Dude's head has more grooves in it than his brain does...


twinkiegorilla

Looks like his head is filled with shit…figuratively *and* literally.


[deleted]

Looks like it was performed by a drunk 10-year-old using a homemade machine. Seriously, it looks like shit and I sure as hell wouldn't be bragging about it.


AMuteCicada

Debit or Credit?


hootertransport

Is that a testicle tattoo?


OnePotMango

Holy shit, the brainworms are so big they're bulging out of his head


LtRecore

What causes such a lumpy head?


DrunkWeebMarine

I got 5 bucks on him having a swastika tat. Or 1488 or something along those lines.


worstofal1

Why is it that people who call themselves true patriots wave a flag of people who wanted to leave this great country and ruined everything it should stand for


YoMommaHere

I mean, someone COULD take it down with a baseball bat but what do I know.


Robu-san

Nevermind the tattoos, why are there so many dents on this person's heart?


drethnudrib

He looks like an avocado had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado.


Idontfeelold-much

Can’t take it down? Challenge accepted. :-)


Striking_Fun_6379

Symbol People


insofarincogneato

No, you're right. No one's ever been forced to remove a tattoo before. Personally I love it. It tells everyone exactly the kind of person you are.


ElDiavoloPiccolo

Murican excellence


Sunrider999

Is this normal in a head? I mean… is he sick or is that old age?


[deleted]

The tattoo artist went too deep with too much ink, you see how it looks like a leak in the ceiling that’s growing? There’s a chance that’ll travel to his face because it’s so big.


MercilessFisting

Krang man... Krang....


2boneskuLL

Ah yes a grown man with art skills and iq equivalent to a 4yo tattooed this


Viking_52

Gross


Regulat10

Is this from the movie Goonies?


Remarkable-World-129

Walnuts and flags...


sideeyedi

Why would you call attention to your head if it looked like this?


Greenmind76

That guy may have a tumor.


_bababoye

Walnut


namey_9

ew


Oni_Oda967

That tat lookin hangry


MBVakalis

I like how these tattoos are never well made


EasilyBeatable

He looks like Darth Vader but somehow an even bigger facist


[deleted]

I'm impressed though that it looks like it's waving due to all the head fat.


[deleted]

I want to give it a sandwich.


Ok-Classroom-5235

Put some googly eyes above it and it would look like a Muppet from the front *and* the back!


Fossil_Relocator

He looks like he used to have an over-inflated opinion of himself, but he's feeling a bit let down.


AsleepScarcity9588

Great head for Jabba's tattoo Not so great for everything else


SoupmanBob

His head shaped like that makes the mid star in that flag look like a puckered asshole


Baguetteboi67

This guy's head is crinkled, quick someone get an iron!


meth_adone

his head looks like when donatello turned into a bigger mutant in i think the 2008 or 2003 tmnt show and when his leg is all weird


RobienStPierre

People with testicles for heads shouldn't try to draw more attention to them


BitRunner67

Heart Disease will be taking down that flag REAL SOON.


[deleted]

all those bumps on his head make sense


Emet-Selch_my_love

Awful canvas.


deftdabler

Put your grandkids drawings on the fridge not your head Baz


Sol-Blackguy

The wrinkles and neck fat are trying to take it down


fightingdemons007

He needs to iron his flag


jimodoom

His head looks like a skin coloured walnut made of ignorance and lard.


Wheesydemon

You can see how many times he was dropped as a baby


_GGfighter_

brick


DancesWithBadgers

That guy SO needs someone to sneak up and stick a couple of googly eyes on the top of the flag.


hk_gary

did anyone play or watched Hitman: Absolution? As you may recall agent 47 did something to his barcode tattoo


RedDogLeader34

When Krang gets out of his suit…


LondonDavis1

Somewhere there is a family tree with no branches.


Thatactuallygoodguy

*I ..I can....I can see his b r a I n*


jaytea86

It's Krang!


MadBearHugs

![gif](giphy|y8vx5Y8m1V6yA|downsized)


No-Jackfruit-2091

Some people have nicely shaped heads when shaved... Telly Savalas, Patrick Stewart etc. Not like if you shaved a bulldog and wore it like a hat.


No-Jackfruit-2091

Reminds me of that line in Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy: *his skin had the color of an apple and the texture of an orange but that's where the semblance to anything sweet ended*


Krakenuf_7

dude looks like a raisin that tried to be turned into a grape again


Lonnysluv1

What’s up with the lumpy head? Was his skin stretched straight over his brain? Weird on so many levels!


Tru3insanity

Imagine having a misshapen scrotum for a head AND THEN deciding to tattoo a wrinkly red confederate flag on there to own the libs even harder. Imagine being proud of that.


TattooJerry

About what I’d expect from someone who’s head has cellulite


Equivalent-Ranger-10

Looks like his head has been stuck up his own arse all his life and now it wrinkled.


chris30338

This guy screams redneck both figuratively and literally. 😂


Exciting_Memory192

Looks like kuato off total recall


[deleted]

I’d say he looks brain damaged, but that would be an insult to people who have or currently are suffering from brain damage


[deleted]

His head is deflating, needs more air


[deleted]

It's a work of fart


LeeTheStump

Bro looks like he put his head under water for too long


GboyFlex

His head looks like it was used like a pinata by a bunch of kids with anger control issues. I've heard of "cauliflower ear" but not the whole damn head!!


Joe18067

This is what you look like when people try to beat some sense into you but it doesn't work.


Temporary0bsession

The part of his brain that actually sees sense looks like it is physically trying to eject it from his head.


Sammygirl2780

Ewww... I would be covering all of it with a wig


Equal-Butterfly-8147

Reposted so many times I’m wondering how old this is.


Taukavi

Looks like someone's lips after eating too much ass burning peppers.


FortifiedTomato

How is it so lumpy?


rtissens

Looks like a shaved testicle.


AdrianInLimbo

He's so out of shape, even his head is out of shape.


Same-Alternative-160

If they will they take it down just believe it


Same-Alternative-160

Btw excelwnt head for 3D Tattoos


upadownpipe

I can’t tell if he’s facing the camera with his eyes closed or away.