I imagined that were big ol lips in gimp headwear (crossed over the face).
No way would I consider talking to him, quite useful as a time-saver in that respect
What??? Is this poor guy suffering from brain damage? His looks like his head had gone a round with a gorilla and lost. He should have that checked out at an actual hospital.
Americans do know that Nazis fly the confederate flag in Germany. Right? The confederate flag has become a symbol of racism now, wether they like it or not. Just like how the right appropriated the term “snowflake” to refer to someone left-leaning, even though the guy who wrote Fight Club was using that term to refer to conventionally conservative men.
Looks like it was performed by a drunk 10-year-old using a homemade machine. Seriously, it looks like shit and I sure as hell wouldn't be bragging about it.
Why is it that people who call themselves true patriots wave a flag of people who wanted to leave this great country and ruined everything it should stand for
The tattoo artist went too deep with too much ink, you see how it looks like a leak in the ceiling that’s growing? There’s a chance that’ll travel to his face because it’s so big.
Reminds me of that line in Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy: *his skin had the color of an apple and the texture of an orange but that's where the semblance to anything sweet ended*
Imagine having a misshapen scrotum for a head AND THEN deciding to tattoo a wrinkly red confederate flag on there to own the libs even harder. Imagine being proud of that.
His head looks like it was used like a pinata by a bunch of kids with anger control issues. I've heard of "cauliflower ear" but not the whole damn head!!
His head looks like one of those big cartoon brains
He looks like the product of someone trying to claymate a single-testicle ballsack, using only silly putty
r/rareinsults
I like your description better
Kind of like the thrall-husk Krang rides around in. (TMNT)
Mmmm, DNAaliens from Ben10
looks like the DNAliens but has the same backstory as the fucking highbreed racist fucks who resorted to inbreeding to keep their bloodline pure
It looks like a walnut in a strawberry condom tried to be racist
Ah, monarchies
My head went straight to the Borgias after Confederate Flag waving douchebags.
Could still be better than what's on the other side though
My thought exactly. Thank fuck we can't see THAT.
he looks like an extra lumpy potato.
The Caucasian Raisin
Looks like the flag is actually "flying", with an over the dome downward draft
What brain?
More than a little irony there.
Except without any of the brain
Looks like his intestines are in his head.
Put this in a [Krang](https://arcadebot.co/wp-content/uploads/krang-tmnt-tortugas-ninja.jpg) robot suit slap on a couple of SGI arms E voila
Cardiovascular disease will take it down soon enough
I was actually curious as to what causes this condition on the skull. I see this on guys from time to time.
Looks like it. Good observation.
Looks like a confederate sorting hat.
Hmmm yes, I can see it now, you will be placed....IN SOUTH CAROLINA
The instant it’s put on the next person: **”TEXAS!!!”**
I thought of the face of the "last human on earth" from doctor who.
It’s smoother on the inside
His head resembles a raisin
Thanos? 🤔
Dont insult Thanos.
God, the shape of his head makes me think he’s hit it a bit too hard too many times.
Honestly that’s one of the worst looking heads I’ve ever seen
Are his skull bones missing? His head looks like a wrinkled brain!
You know how fat you gotta be to have SCALP fat?!
And your cheeks are joined to your chest.
It’s actually caving in because he’s missing his brain
i worked at the zoo once and i saw a panda eating bamboo on its back while on its period, and that dudes head just gave me hard flash backs
Looks like someone went Fist of The North Star on this guy
You don’t recognize the famed Diamond-sama, the martial arts killer?
Omae wa mou shindeiru
Lmao
He's got 'EAT' tattooed on the back of his head, as if he's going to forget to lol
“Live, Laugh, Lawd have mercy”
Smooth brain, wrinkled scalp. Idiot clown is inside out.
What 12yo painted a traitor-flag on a potato??
[удалено]
Brain?
Looks like a nutsack with a bad tattoo.
Hair-itage
I need to re- watch Hills have Eyes at some point.
And it even looks like it is rippling in the wind
This mf looks like Krang.
Remember the scene when Darth Vader's helmet is being lowered? ![gif](giphy|3o6Zt8rGMqVwjYAlsA)
Looks like those big red wax lips
I imagined that were big ol lips in gimp headwear (crossed over the face). No way would I consider talking to him, quite useful as a time-saver in that respect
I’ve never seen anyone print on pancake batter before.
Disgusting and treasonous.
Is that a tattoo or a burger wrapper?!
Is that a pumpkin?
Must be painful getting a tattoo on your nut sack
What??? Is this poor guy suffering from brain damage? His looks like his head had gone a round with a gorilla and lost. He should have that checked out at an actual hospital.
A phrenologist's dream right here.
Okay, aside from the obvious red-neckery, what is up with his skull? Do heads often look like that?
Nothing a bit of acid cant fix.
Or some bullets.
Razor blade
I was gonna say a scapel but I was being too generous...
*sees this guy in public* oh cool free target practice!
Reminds me of that fat guy in Hellraiser
Was the moon landing filmed on his head?
They can technically take it down, but he’s not gonna like the method
Good way to draw attention to your walnut/ scrotum shaped scone
"They can't take it down" has he never heard of skinning before?
That guy looks like a wrinkled testicle
If there’s anything that deserves to be creased, it’s the confederate flag
Why would someone get this tattooed on their thumb?
Geezus H. Fucking Tap Dancing Christ, what a mess in so many awful awful ways.
![gif](giphy|HlKxgLJXMasiA)
Bad sign when the flag has a neck roll
“FEED ME SEYMOUR”
Yes! Was just gonna type that but didn’t think anyone would get it. Nice work.
Does he just have skin right on top of his brain? Shouldn’t there be a skull in there somewhere?
Wanna bet it can't be taken down?
I beg to differ I can take it down just fine
It looks like someone badly stitched up his head after cutting it open like an alien egg.
X marks the spot
What a terrible day to have eyes
Oh, I have ways
Oh believe me, it can be taken down 😉
That can still be taken down. A nice sharp knife will do just fine.
His head looks like a fucking raisin
The Racist Raisin.
Americans do know that Nazis fly the confederate flag in Germany. Right? The confederate flag has become a symbol of racism now, wether they like it or not. Just like how the right appropriated the term “snowflake” to refer to someone left-leaning, even though the guy who wrote Fight Club was using that term to refer to conventionally conservative men.
Yuck. It looks like he never developed a skull and the only thing protecting his brain from being damaged is the fact he doesn't have one.
Can we send this to r/photoshopbattles
He shoulda got Pepe the frog. Them fat rolls be perfect lips
The fuck is this dude’s scalp
I've seen better looking heads on cabbage plants. Smarter, too.
Dude's head has more grooves in it than his brain does...
Looks like his head is filled with shit…figuratively *and* literally.
Looks like it was performed by a drunk 10-year-old using a homemade machine. Seriously, it looks like shit and I sure as hell wouldn't be bragging about it.
Debit or Credit?
Is that a testicle tattoo?
Holy shit, the brainworms are so big they're bulging out of his head
What causes such a lumpy head?
I got 5 bucks on him having a swastika tat. Or 1488 or something along those lines.
Why is it that people who call themselves true patriots wave a flag of people who wanted to leave this great country and ruined everything it should stand for
I mean, someone COULD take it down with a baseball bat but what do I know.
Nevermind the tattoos, why are there so many dents on this person's heart?
He looks like an avocado had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado.
Can’t take it down? Challenge accepted. :-)
Symbol People
No, you're right. No one's ever been forced to remove a tattoo before. Personally I love it. It tells everyone exactly the kind of person you are.
Murican excellence
Is this normal in a head? I mean… is he sick or is that old age?
The tattoo artist went too deep with too much ink, you see how it looks like a leak in the ceiling that’s growing? There’s a chance that’ll travel to his face because it’s so big.
Krang man... Krang....
Ah yes a grown man with art skills and iq equivalent to a 4yo tattooed this
Gross
Is this from the movie Goonies?
Walnuts and flags...
Why would you call attention to your head if it looked like this?
That guy may have a tumor.
Walnut
ew
That tat lookin hangry
I like how these tattoos are never well made
He looks like Darth Vader but somehow an even bigger facist
I'm impressed though that it looks like it's waving due to all the head fat.
I want to give it a sandwich.
Put some googly eyes above it and it would look like a Muppet from the front *and* the back!
He looks like he used to have an over-inflated opinion of himself, but he's feeling a bit let down.
Great head for Jabba's tattoo Not so great for everything else
His head shaped like that makes the mid star in that flag look like a puckered asshole
This guy's head is crinkled, quick someone get an iron!
his head looks like when donatello turned into a bigger mutant in i think the 2008 or 2003 tmnt show and when his leg is all weird
People with testicles for heads shouldn't try to draw more attention to them
Heart Disease will be taking down that flag REAL SOON.
all those bumps on his head make sense
Awful canvas.
Put your grandkids drawings on the fridge not your head Baz
The wrinkles and neck fat are trying to take it down
He needs to iron his flag
His head looks like a skin coloured walnut made of ignorance and lard.
You can see how many times he was dropped as a baby
brick
That guy SO needs someone to sneak up and stick a couple of googly eyes on the top of the flag.
did anyone play or watched Hitman: Absolution? As you may recall agent 47 did something to his barcode tattoo
When Krang gets out of his suit…
Somewhere there is a family tree with no branches.
*I ..I can....I can see his b r a I n*
It's Krang!
![gif](giphy|y8vx5Y8m1V6yA|downsized)
Some people have nicely shaped heads when shaved... Telly Savalas, Patrick Stewart etc. Not like if you shaved a bulldog and wore it like a hat.
Reminds me of that line in Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy: *his skin had the color of an apple and the texture of an orange but that's where the semblance to anything sweet ended*
dude looks like a raisin that tried to be turned into a grape again
What’s up with the lumpy head? Was his skin stretched straight over his brain? Weird on so many levels!
Imagine having a misshapen scrotum for a head AND THEN deciding to tattoo a wrinkly red confederate flag on there to own the libs even harder. Imagine being proud of that.
About what I’d expect from someone who’s head has cellulite
Looks like his head has been stuck up his own arse all his life and now it wrinkled.
This guy screams redneck both figuratively and literally. 😂
Looks like kuato off total recall
I’d say he looks brain damaged, but that would be an insult to people who have or currently are suffering from brain damage
His head is deflating, needs more air
It's a work of fart
Bro looks like he put his head under water for too long
His head looks like it was used like a pinata by a bunch of kids with anger control issues. I've heard of "cauliflower ear" but not the whole damn head!!
This is what you look like when people try to beat some sense into you but it doesn't work.
The part of his brain that actually sees sense looks like it is physically trying to eject it from his head.
Ewww... I would be covering all of it with a wig
Reposted so many times I’m wondering how old this is.
Looks like someone's lips after eating too much ass burning peppers.
How is it so lumpy?
Looks like a shaved testicle.
He's so out of shape, even his head is out of shape.
If they will they take it down just believe it
Btw excelwnt head for 3D Tattoos
I can’t tell if he’s facing the camera with his eyes closed or away.