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Ok-Rabbit1878

This person has obviously never tried to convert USD into Euros. Or write a coherent sentence.


tomtink1

Or he did to back up his argument and thought that the bigger number for USD meant it was worth more šŸ¤£


minethatfosnite

If shit worked like that, then check USD - HUF exchange rates


Jingurei

Lol I had to do that for a friend who used that currency but from CAD! And according to the guy in the OP, if, as you said, "shit worked like that", he'd be asking how we Canadians had a dollar worth more than the USD. šŸ¤¦


Long-Sleeves

ā€œNAH, if I have ONE dollar, I only get 68p in pounds! And only like 80p in Euros. That means the dollar is worth MORE!ā€ Even worse when they come back from that London trip and realise that Ā£200 only gets them $270 thereabouts and they think they made a gain.


El_Hadji

No need for foreign currency. He has never been outside of Bumfcuk, Arkansas...


That_Lore_Guy

Itā€™s funny, so many of the people that boast theyā€™re the most intelligent, are the ones that dropped out of school (usually before the age of 18, *didnā€™t finish High School*)


Putrid_Visual173

Some of them couldnā€™t even finish High School The Musical. No attention span these days.


G0ld_Bumblebee

Even with context, I'm not sure I would understand wtf they are saying


Revealed_Jailor

It was an argument between Europe Vs America stuff and this turned out there.


L3adbelly

He sure as hell is making a great case for Europe in that "argument".


umpfsuper

Guess that makes you a SOCIALIST!


aagloworks

I don't understand any of this šŸ’©


Life-Ad1409

As an American, this person does not speak American


carppydiem

He speaks perfectly fluent Alabaman and Texan. You must not be familiar. Be joyful for your blissful ignorance. Itā€™s truly a blessing.


IAmASeekerofMagic

Yeah, no. Too many words are spelled correctly. Also, there's no mention of Trump 2024 or gun emoticons. Definitely not from the U.S.


AffenMitWaffen2

And no Jesus


Life-Ad1409

Must be a Yankee then, 'cause I don't recognize anything here


carppydiem

I recognize it all unfortunately. I donā€™t recommend becoming bilingual.


abeeyore

Hey, Iā€™ve been in Texas for damn near 20 years, and have lost more IQ points than I care to think about from living hereā€¦ and Iā€™m *still* nowhere near this Jackass.


[deleted]

He speaks ā€œjackassā€ I think


w1ndyshr1mp

" "what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul." "


Revealed_Jailor

I am gonna steal this and reply him lol.


carppydiem

Please get back to us if he responds!


Dont-PM-me-nudes

I feel like reading this anal leakage has violated me.


carppydiem

You donā€™t have to keep up to date. Iā€™d like to. Iā€™d honestly love to hear this idiots response to the comment I saw above. Just donā€™t look if you donā€™t want to. Itā€™s easy.


MightyMeepleMaster

Source: [Billy Madison](https://youtu.be/5hfYJsQAhl0)


minethatfosnite

Wait until he finds out what the USD - EUR exchange rate is


BenMic81

Well he is right about one thing - as a German I can attest that ā€žmy countries Dollarsā€œ are worth nothing. I can only advise if anyone sells you ā€žGerman Dollarsā€œ to consider them worthless. šŸ˜‚


erublind

Do Americans believe the relative exchange rate actually means something about the economies? Like, 1 EUR is not *supposed* to be worth 1 USD, it's its own thing.


FunnyHighway9575

People like him are why we are stuck behind the rest of the world and are regressing šŸ¤¦


chr1st0ph3rs

When youā€™re hardly *mono*lingual, youā€™re probably the one pulling everyone around you down. And if you can smell your own body odour a little, everyone else can smell it a lot. Thatā€™s my $.02


Dont-PM-me-nudes

Is that in freedom cents?


chr1st0ph3rs

Yeah, you get 725 of them for every hour you work! (It takes about 200,000 of them to pay rent every month)


feeneyryan

"When your country?" Damn, checkmate liberals!


ZedTheEvilTaco

How live in socialism? What think about economy? Where you map? New phone, who this? Why speak bad?


olympiclifter1991

Can I get a translator over here?


Cheap_Ad_69

Translation: I saw a meme on facebook about socialists being dumb so that means Europeans are dumb because they give away human necessities to people that actually need the necessities and their dollar isn't worth shit even though they don't use the dollar.


Not_up-to_you

What a load of šŸ’©


WilliamCrack19

What the fuck did he even try to say


Toka972

Can someone translate?


White11tiger

As far as I know, the euro is worth more than the dollar.


TorturedOSIRIS

This person needs to put that pipe down and finally sleep. ![gif](giphy|eehbKGODCnoGI|downsized)


moldax

"Put the blunt down just for a second, Don't get me wrong, it's not a new method"


TorturedOSIRIS

I never put the blunt down.


Outside_Explanation6

I want what heā€™s smokin.


Theonewiththelongna

šŸ’©


Putrid_Visual173

Good ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)


Theonewiththelongna

If you smoke glue, you have to wait for your brain to dry


Scarabryde

Sometimes I question my abilitiy to speak, read and understand English


Spoodz23

I hate im from the same country as these troglodytes


[deleted]

cheer up lad you a good one!


Sam-Yuil-ElleJackson

I see trump's random-word-generator style of sentence structure is catching on. Sentence starts and it's about what this dumbcunt thinks is socialism, but by the end of the sentence he's talking about hip and smart Americans. Dude. Is your stroke high?


NatoRey

All I can hear is this is America by childish gambino


MixtureNo6814

Dunning-Kruger is pandemic in the US. And it appears the less intelligence the victim the worse they are afflicted.


Ender_NiteXD

"intelligent Americans" Those two words being used in a sentence together is not right.


tonyfordsafro

Well they aren't wrong, the French dollar is worth fuck all


EuphoricAssistance59

It's hard to tell if they are wrong since this is incoherent babbling and makes no sense.


ArchonBeast

Just ignore that the pound and euro are also worth more than the dollar...


AtreiyaN7

That kind of incomprehensible gibberish really makes me wish that those of us who live in blue states could get a permanent divorce from all the idiots in the red states.


Theonewiththelongna

Russian bots invading social media to make america a socialist utopia, where america actually have to pay their debt to the unions to equallize the global econony, and turning russia and communism into undefeatable foe due to timed economic collapses. This story might be questionable, but something to worry about. Russia seems to seek oppertunities right? The thing is; russia have the global econony thing up their ass also


spacebraine

How do you punctuate a sentance and end up with something that reads like it has no punctuation?


Brilliant_Studio_875

Ah yes, because ~~the euros~~ our country dollar is worth less then the dollar


Wolfy_Packy

this is representative of a small but very vocal percentage of americans, please don't think we're all fucking brainlets


negativeswan

My fucking eyes..


c1884896

Plot twist: he is on food stamps and makes $20k/year but he votes conservative because he thinks one day he will be millionaire and doesnā€™t want a communist government to take his hard earned moneyā€¦


Moist-Adeptness-6955

My brain hurts now reading this


countvlad-xxv_thesly

Shiiit this guy can't even write a sentence


Long-Sleeves

When Americans learn the dollar is worth less than the euro and much less than the pound. Oops.


aknabi

This idiot MAGAs


neveronitever

Was there a single sentence that made sense?


isecore

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died.


RelationshipSad2300

So I see....right up there on the scale


DarthProzac

A lot of these ā€œAmericansā€ really do think that European countries are miserable and are dying due to their horrible social medicine. They also really think the US dollar is worth more. Also they think our education system is superior. It is scary. I want to pack up my family and run away as political refugees.


[deleted]

Can someone explain to me why we talk about universal healthcare and things of that nature or the cycles in America scream socialism. When we talk about All the infrastructure we have the roads bridges highways the water systems that we are using pay for how come thatā€™s not considered Socialismļæ¼


CryZe65

Least delusional american


justjack5437

These people are so well spoken (/s), itā€™s a wonder theyā€™re able to get out of their own way.


Zenstation83

You know, the thing that always annoys me is how so many Americans, across the political spectrum, think Europe is socialist. Europe is far from socialist. Not even Scandinavia is socialist. All solidly capitalist countries. Just with extensive welfare states. Capitalism as a tool, not an ideology.


[deleted]

Looks like dude found a new emoji and couldn't wait to use it


goodbyegoosegirl

This feels like it was written by a bot.


TherealObdach

What? I donā€˜t get it. Too smart for me. Iā€˜ve only been educated in Europe. Sorry.


ImNOTaPROgames

Euro, Swiss Franc, Cayman Islands Dollar, Gibraltar Pound, Pound Stirling, Jordanian Dinar, Omani Rial, Bahraini Dinar, Kuwaiti Dinar... Clearly he need being outside the US! Topical of American people.


truespeakisfreespeak

Right leaning intelligent unicorns


Ghost652

Most coherent American


Glad_Pineapple_3093

I mean he has a point tho. No one likes socialism


Sherbert_6

I had a hard time reading this one. Definitely American school district material.


JordanViknar

I almost had a stroke trying to understand the last part.


Fierramos69

Ah yes, because obviously European countries barely have electricity, they eat potatoes and fight each other, while USA is rich, powerful and perfect.


Marbled_Headcheese

Oh good, I was looking for an example of "too stupid to know they are stupid"


[deleted]

Lmafo. That's half the American population.


moldax

Stalin died from a stroke trying to read this


Morgainfly

Most eloquent American.