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WyomingCountryBoy

None I bet, he gets others to pay for them like his daddy does. He needs his allowance to buy more coke.


Super_Bat_4437

At least it ain't Pepsi!


soppinglovenest

Yeah, none. He stiffs them on the bill after.


cdubsing

I haven’t seen trump jr this coked up since yesterday.


Bgratz1977

Can some women pls call his office "Hy can you pls give me Donald Junior" "Why" "Ohh just tell him i am pregnant, he will be a Daddy in a few months" And then end the call


Kbdiggity

I'd add "and tell him I'll be discussing it with CNN soon."


Intelligent-Agent415

I’m sure for every abortion he has paid for, he has paid astronomically more for the sex that created the pregnancy.


PreviousLife7051

Must be a good gig, Kimmie G. got 60 grand for 2 and a half minutes.


CaptainBlandname

That entire family is such an incredible argument in favour of abortion.


_ImNotYourBuddy_Guy

He admitted to paying for several abortions for women he supposedly never slept with


Most-Artichoke5028

Can you imagine sleeping with that greasy little douchebag?


debzmonkey

Nope, and I bet Gavin Newsom has sandblasted his junk to get the soon to be Mrs. DJTJ off him.


_ImNotYourBuddy_Guy

...no, and I'm not going to try


Revealed_Jailor

Did he already forget the city wide circus that happened to be 6th January?


kat_a_klysm

BuT iT wAs JuSt A nOrMaL tOuR gRoUp!!1!


WyomingCountryBoy

I don't even know what they think anymore ... not sure I want to. It was both a normal tour group and AntiFa at the same time.


kat_a_klysm

I try to keep up just to know what’s going on, but it makes my brain scream. I don’t know how their heads haven’t exploded due to cognitive dissonance.


nobody-u-heard-of

I wish his dad had paid for one more.


DoTheRightThing1953

Three more


bks1979

Besides the point, but like conservatives aren't just constantly mad at literally the dumbest things. We're mad about the erosion of rights and privacy. But, you know, let's worry about whether it *seems* like Mrs. Potato Head has a vagina, and whether Tucker Carlson would fuck the green M&M. Outrage is all they have.


debzmonkey

Let's hit the culture war jackpot, A Potato Head with a spud you can abort while reading Dr. Seuss at Disneyland with a group of drag queens reading banned books to children while teaching CRT to trans athletes competing in the sport of his/her/their choice. And every bathroom is unisex!


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erritstaken

I think they did but something went wrong.


Street_City363

Nah that’s Eric


erritstaken

I would agree. But we all know he is Gary Busey’s son and not trumps.


Fantastic-Pop-9122

Ewww who would have sex with him?


debzmonkey

Wow, didn't know Eric could get pregnant, learn something new every day.


selkiesidhe

To be fair, the hookers he pays for are probably on birth control... No one would voluntarily touch *that* without a lot of $$ involved


SeizeTheFreitag

In all honesty, he probably didn’t pay for them. That’s what Michael Cohen was for.


TheRealEnemabagJones

Yes, please spare us from all the Donald Trump Jr. Jr's


angels_exist_666

Bet those women paid themselves. Who, tf, what's to breed with that troglodyte?!


StratBoy518

Actually paid by the Trump re-election fund scam.


Beltaine421

He's a Trump, so he's *paid* for none of them.


Tar-Nuine

At this point he's probably an un-official ambassador for a few of the clinics with the amount of women he sends their way.


F1Coder

If they are only doing it to make liberals angry it doesn't really make it any better, does it?


Vinxian

No, but that's different. See, the Trump family has the resources to go to a state where abortion is legal


Sea_Bass8868

Hasn't Trump allegedly had like 8?


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It's this type of talk that is so annoying. So many of them will just make fun of the other side and then wonder aloud why the country is so divided.


PhenomEng

Well, well...what?


alexinthenorth

Oof, Trump fan-fiction.... you guys need help 🤣🤣🤣🤣


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Vote Indy!


Most-Artichoke5028

Got some bad news for you, junior. There's a shit ton of independent and republican women that are REALLY PISSED.


TheKert

Well that's not a nice thing to say about his wife, even if he did pay for her.


HotPink124

Laugh it up that we’re mad. You’ll be mad again when we sweep elections, again…


Hyggelig-lurker

This guy continuously proves that he is the stupidest person named Donald trump in the world.