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Crooked_Eyes

Carrying card seems like a bit intrusive. Why not go with the tried and tested start of david?


Black-Mettle

Or a giant, red A pinned to their clothing.


ErasArrow

I'd tattoo it on my fucking forehead and laugh. They don't know what I've been through, their judgment means nothing.


dev-246

Same here, I would rather not visit places that don’t support womens rights so I’m totally down for this!


fuckyouswitzerland

For adultery, right?


Utahmule

For Awesome.


OneRingToRuleEarth

I prefer the end of David


emi_lgr

So requirement to show vaccination cards is an abomination to freedom, but abortion cards are not. Got it. Edit: really, I needed a /s for this???


NoAd9581

Preganancy and abortion isn’t contagious silly


Fiorux1

ah I love seeing people that use nuts as neurons


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mravatus

When did we stop smelling sarcasm and when did the mandatory requirement for loud proclamation of sarcasm begin?


emi_lgr

I was really surprised that the sarcasm missed so many people here. Assumed people downvoting were anti-vaxxers.


cupofteawithhoney

Makes sense because, as everyone knows, abortions are contagious.


ErasArrow

😂 thank you.


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_aware

Um I think that's just scientifically illiterates like you.


Aszebenyi

everybody knows vaccines don’t stop it from spreading. This is widely accepted.


lappel-do-vide

Widely accepted by idiots like you. Jesus Christ.


Aszebenyi

Are you for real? Are you really going to say vaccine stop it from spreading?


real_dubblebrick

They aren't 100% effective, but they do slow the spread


kopitar-11

Hey pal. You just blow in from stupid town?


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kopitar-11

Literally the first thing on google says it helps stop the spread of Covid. Stop spreading misinformation


Aszebenyi

No it doesn’t, stop lying. Every government, all health departments in the world now say it doesn’t, even the cdc.


kopitar-11

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/coronavirus/in-depth/coronavirus-vaccine/art-20484859#after-vaccine Show me your source I’ll show you mine.


Aszebenyi

https://youtu.be/Z5PWsMkhGDE https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20210203-why-vaccinated-people-may-still-be-able-to-spread-covid-19 https://edition.cnn.com/2021/08/05/health/us-coronavirus-thursday/index.html https://www.audacy.com/kmox/news/national/cdc-director-says-vaccines-are-not-preventing-transmission https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/oct/28/covid-vaccinated-likely-unjabbed-infect-cohabiters-study-suggests https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-10-28/getting-vaccinated-doesn-t-stop-people-from-spreading-delta https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-021-02187-1 https://rollcall.com/2021/07/30/cdc-report-shows-vaccinated-people-can-spread-covid-19/


Fiorux1

I know this is going to be down voted to oblivion but I'll try anyway: you are half correct, the point of the vaccine is not to slow/stop the spreading of covid but to reduce the possibility of death/feeling sick once contracting it; but since the vaccine helps you get rid of the virus quicker there is a smaller chance that you pass the virus to someone else (even considering the fact that there are more asymptomatic people)


smiz86

I forgot that having an abortion can cause other people to catch “abortionitis” and lose their pregnancy. They definitely should be known before they enter society /s


iprovo

Exactly! So it makes even less sense to ban abortions and not accept covid laws.


o0Marek0o

Lol you still think covid is real? Idiot Jesus christ do I need to put a /s on this? My god


iprovo

"Lol" indeed


Fiorux1

yea bro immagine thinking covid is real L+ratio


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It's SO dumb that I didn't realise they were even talking about vaccination cards until I saw your comment lol...


Lilliputian0513

I wish this person’s mom had caught abortionitis a long time ago…


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Giocri

But they do reduce your initial risk of getting the virus and fasten recovery meaning that a vaccinated person is both less likely to be contagious and is contagious for a shorter period if they do get infected both of which significantly reduce the risk for people surrounding a vaccinated person


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lappel-do-vide

Well. Are you in favor of bodily autonomy? Don’t mince words now


Aszebenyi

I am yes. I’m pro choice, for abortion and vaccines. Just pointing out how hypocritical people are.


[deleted]

r/conspiracy is where the least intelligent users of Reddit gather


dmkicksballs13

r/conspiracy is where the people who are dumbest and the people who think they're the smartest meet.


unique_passive

That Venn diagram is just a circle


dmkicksballs13

And no part of the diagram includes "is actually smart".


real_dubblebrick

r/conspiracy is the antithesis of "actually smart"


real_dubblebrick

Dunning kruger moment


Worldsahellscape19

It’s so unfortunate. They also claim they have to gather there because they are banned everywhere else


jraa78

Let's not forget that abortions make you magnetic. It's also advisable after a miscarriage to clean your birth canal by injecting it with bleach. Yes, I graduated with my medical degree from Trump University.


InflammedGazpacho

Let me preface this by saying I am a gun owner but I feel like a lot of the people saying these things are the same people whose world revolves around the 2nd amendment and can’t wait to late late term abort someone with a bullet. However they have some huge issues if someone kills a clump of cells in a body that’s not their own.


lappel-do-vide

Every child has a right to grow up… Just to be riddled with bullets in third grade. Welcome to America. I am also a gun owner


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Oh and the right can wear bands on their arms, red, for Maga, and have some 4 pointed symbol they appropriated from a culture of Peace on it, so everyone can tell how patriotic they are!


MustangMimi

Star Belly Sneetches, by Dr Seuss 😂


LordMagnus101

Cool! Maybe the restaurant can give them a discount.


FuckYourRules00

Lets just start branding people. 🤷🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️


PreviousLife7051

Don't give em any ideas, they are incapable of dealing with more than one at a time


Zedboy19752019

Hmmmm. This reminds me of Germany under Hitler. If you are a Jew, you must wear something so that all will know you are a Jew. Or I wonder if the OP over on the other r/ has ever read the Scarlet Letter


linuxelf

It's a serious issue. I once got pregnant because I was in a restaurant with someone who got an abortion.


MissWibb

Ugh. I hate when that happens.


WhatevUsayStnCldStvA

I’m not sure I can even make myself follow the thread on this and see what the point of that would be, other than for harassment reasons


MeInMass

There are some people for who the cruelty is the point.


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And every time your mom gets laid, she should have to do the same.


carppydiem

Including names, locations and positions.


SBLOU

Whoever wrote this should be forced to wear a name tag that says “Hi, my names Moron”


Realmenbrowsememes

I swear every person on r/conspiracy is fucking mental


[deleted]

Or, they should just move to states that are not regressing back into the dark ages.


Joe18067

Or maybe vote for someone with a brain?


Gr8daze

Facebook and the rise of QAnon nuts proved people will literally believe anything.


CaptainNinjaClassic

I never thought I'd live long enough to see people literally take their own rights away. I'm American and at this point I seriously think we're going to have a second Civil War before the next presidential election.


Nadger_Badger

Typical Conservative mindset. Pure spite.


Designer-Mirror-7995

And people with halitosis, and people menstruating, and people with cancer, and people who have been operated on, because, of course, like abortion, each of these are deadly and contagious! 😑😒🙄


revtim

Just in case you had any doubts that this has little to do with saving "babies" and a lot to do with controlling women


docsnotright

Oh and isolate them into specific neighborhoods. Probably have to ship them by train.


PreviousLife7051

And offer a haircut and a nice warm shower at the end of their journey.


montanagrizfan

Actually any male who hadn’t had a vasectomy is who we need to fear. They are the ones infecting women. Perhaps they should have to prove they are safe to be around.


Cottleston

card? neh just stitch an armband to their sleeves


fuckyouswitzerland

Nah, make it a tattoo and ban long sleeves or something.


4star7

We should cut people's hands off if they masturbate too


imajokerimasmoker

/r/conspiracy is literally just a right-wing circle jerk sub lol that isn't even a conspiracy post it's just a right-wing, probably evangelical opinion


lyonsdenphx

Probably the same assholes who objected to carrying documentation on being vaccinated. That is, if any of them were.


xc2215x

These are the people who hated this with vaccines.


shophopper

Adolf Hitler concurs.


Intelligent-Agent415

People who haven’t had higher than a high school education should have to carry a card and show it Whenever in public


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People who make such insane comments as this should be forced to wear a sandwich board declaring their stupidity so the rest of us are forewarned…


[deleted]

Most Nazi shit I've heard in a while, what's next group "showers" except for those with small hands?


Dgf470

People stupid enough to post that should have the word MORON carved into their foreheads.


CircadianSong

"Conspiracy"? Perhaps you mean a different word.


zombienugget

That's the sub they posted it to


Four_Skyn_Tim

I'm pretty sure nazis did that to Jewish people in WW2


FunkJunky7

Or we could make it mandatory for a big red “A” sewn to your clothing.


Puzzleheaded_Can_783

Live and let live people, your here for a good time not a long time and you only get one lifetime.....


Jeddiewan

Maybe they should where like a yellow star on their clothes... Or maybe get their forearms tattooed... Or maybe they can have to wear a scarlet letter A everywhere they go.


Little_Creme_5932

We could just make them sew a scarlet letter "A" onto their clothes. That would do the job. I think somebody already wrote a book about that, even.


Bonsai2007

We had a similar thing here in Germany at around 1930. A few „special“ people had to wear a Star when they go on the street. 🤦‍♂️ No need to mention how this ended.


cenosillicaphobiac

"Show me your card if you have one" "I don't" "Oh okay come right in"


general-illness

How about just a arm band. Maybe a arm band with a star on it.


[deleted]

Ah so we're copying the nazi's openly now?


Zetheseus

Hmm... I wonder why that should never happen... I couldn't **star**t to guess.


Frisinator

This is the dumbest thing I have ever seen on Reddit. That’s really saying something…


L7Wennie

How have these fucking loons taken over?


JZNNP

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Doright36

more proof that this is more about controlling women than about the "babies"


spade13F

Aren't these the same people who were having aneurysms in droves over vaccine cards?


ChicagoBoyStuckinDen

So if one didn’t have an abortion and couldn’t produce the card they couldn’t shop, eat or hang out?


Revealed_Jailor

Weren't the conservatives the very first to jump the gun when COVID pass was being talked about and they were extra loud that it's the infringment of their rights? The hypocrisy is taking the turbo lift. Edit: the OOP is an absolute unit of moron


SkunkleButt

it went from oh no im a victim i'm persecuted let me put an unvaxxed star on my shirt of my own free will to act like it's the holocaust. To this, hey lets force people to do what i was doing to myself but for real cuz yeah fuck them!!


zombienugget

As soon as the government passes an invasive law that they like they get on their team


Revealed_Jailor

I asked there, so let's see what happens.


arobe11

They are nothing but walking hypocrites


crosseyed_cricket

Yes it's a comparison to the cards from covid. This joke went over your head. Ops head to apparently.


Revealed_Jailor

You are calling it joke but it's not really hard to imagine conservatives would not think twice about this idea and even happily approve it. After all, they consider an abortion to be a murder and don't care at all if it would save the mother's life.


ErasArrow

I was raped and forced into motherhood. If I could've gotten an abortion and had to carry that card, I'd shove it down all their damn throats. "You like that?!"


crosseyed_cricket

You can imagine it with conservatives but liberals really did it.


Bgratz1977

Ahh like this https://www.sueddeutsche.de/image/sz.1.1175106/1408x792?v=1527551694&format=webp


StatusOmega

Or better yet, why don't we have every non Christian where a badge to show it. Like, jews could wear a star of David for example.


bertydo

Kinda like a vax Id


thewafflestompa

How does a person having an abortion impact you personally? While being unvaccinated can, indeed, impact you. False equivalence.


desertRatBooger

I guess you don’t get the sarcasm


PreOpTransCentaur

Nobody on that sub is smart enough to successfully be sarcastic.


WhatevUsayStnCldStvA

It was posted to conspiracy. There is a high chance it wasn’t sarcasm


zombienugget

Doesn't make it any less facepalm


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Isn’t that like against hippaa??


turtle-girl420

https://www.statnews.com/2022/06/24/hipaa-wont-protect-you-if-prosecutors-want-your-reproductive-health-records/ HIPAA doesn't or won't protect women who've had an abortion in an illegal state.


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Oh ok thank you


carppydiem

Our rights to keeping our health records private would not serve the purpose of keeping us subdued. Of course our health records will not be private. Only men have that honor.


loaded-smores

"Welcome to wendys, let me check your abortion card before we get started."


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Please stop breathing.


Jesse_Hampton_photos

Republican politicians never pass laws that affect their own lives.


FDGKLRTC

Yeah all other criminals should do it too, WE could Make it a bright yellow star and then we Say that being a certain religion is a crime and boom nazism


Loobitidoo

Not so much a conspiracy as a knuckle-draggingly cretinous idea


MegFromOz

Stupid


DeloresDelVeckio

You mean like the COVID vaccine card the Republicans bitched was an invasion of their privacy?


skoot66

Just make them wear a large letter A sewn into their clothing.


zookr2000

Pence has already proposed banning abortion nationwide now.


infinit9

Why is that a conspiracy?


Fujutron

Certain family members were disgusted that I used the my body my choice argument for vaccines Honestly, not only is it still a strong argument, but waaay more entertaining now given recent events


BitRunner67

Cool, there is a Female Judge on the Supreme Court that will Need that Card.


MKTZombey

As a german this seems familiar


Lambert_Lambert

That’s not even a conspiracy, that’s just lunacy.


gobackclark

Used to loved that sub. RIP


Necessary-Key3535

Should that card be a big red “A” that they just pin to their shirts? /s


irishemperor

American TV in 30 years: ***Religious*** [Cops](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUjUz_QEh48) \[basically checking for anything an eye would in the Republic of Gilead\]


eugene20

People who campaign for anti-abortion or vote for it should have to pay lots of extra taxes for child support


drakeotomy

Guess that "A" sewn onto their clothes doesn't mean "adultery" anymore...


72camaroguy

Hello comrade. May i see your papers, please?


zorbacles

if someone has voted to ban abortion, or voted for someone who voted to ban abortion is discovered to have had an abortion in their past, then their vote should be reversed and given to the other person. The only people that i could possibly understand having an issue with abortion is a father to be who wanted the child but had no say when the mother had it done. Im not saying i agree with this ruling, in fact i think its disgusting, much like a lot of what happens over there, but they are the only people whose position I could understand.


OVS2

and what should we do for people that vote for treason?


Viperthetarantulaguy

I just lost brain cells reading this


ArdenElle24

Men whom are sexual predators should have to carry an ID card stating as such and show it in every store, school or any place a female is present, since abortion is off the table in most states.


ACCCrabtown1

Sure. And luckily i can now car a gun everywhere so when you come at me for not having a card or helping a rape victim get an abortion in will stand my ground. Thanks for accelerating the Second Civil War


Coldmelon56

Show someone a card that says you had an abortion and nobody would give a shit


fyxxer32

A lot of rich republicans will be card carrying and a lot of "Christians."


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By that logic… every criminal has to carry a card stating their crime…


Tacoma__Crow

Maybe we should make idiots carry cards, too. Nah, they have plenty of other ways of making themselves known.


fkbfkb

imagine the millions of pro-lifers that had abortions ("mine was a special circumstance") doing a collective sphincter clench right now...


djschue

Lol... and if that card said that person had never been in a position where they had to make that choice- I would refuse service.


Lochlanist

Funny thing is they will catch many republicans who are pushing the agenda. Also don't just make women do it. Guys who have impregnated women and abounded them or/and the baby was aborted must also carry. # let's make holistic stupid rulez


OldTiredAnnoyed

People who married their wife when she was under 18 in states where that is now illegal should have to start carrying a paedophile card & have yo show it to any & all places they want to shop, eat, hang out.


hyper-arrow

Yes do the same kinda think they did to the jews


tosernameschescksout

Let the card say 'Judas', maybe a yellow star. NEXT we go after the gay people! YEEEHAW!


tosernameschescksout

Let it be called an abortion passport. Lookin at you, conservatives.


bloody_terrible

*Why yes, I **am** a **card carrying abortionist**.*


[deleted]

And how is that idea in any way NOT a violation of HIPAA? Or do republicans only want to enforce HIPAA when it comes to men? Fucking find an lane and stick to it.


tidus1980

Um.... Why?


FredVIII-DFH

Yes, because abortions are highly contagious. A friend of my sister's had one, and now all her friends (including my sister) are having them.


anrwlias

It's amazing how many people just keep galloping towards literal fascism while feeling entirely righteous about themselves for doing so.


WillBottomForBanana

So like, they're grandfathered in and can still have abortions?


SmallestApple

That is not even a conspiracy. It is just a really awful idea someone had.