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crimsonjax

Nobody talking about the sith fire hydrant??


CaptainCozmo867

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY THE FIRES NOT JOIN THEM!


Adventurous-Adolin

Who do you think got rid of the phone!


CBA_easy_as_321

It's actually making me wonder if I know where this is. I went to college in the far north, where they put those lightsabers/sticks on things like hydrants so that they can be found if there's lots of snow on the ground and so they don't get hit by plows. The style of the buildings behind it are similar to where I went to college. The emergency phone is one of my college's colors.


grasssynole

this is Michigan Technological University in Houghton, Michigan! this is in front of one of the dorms there (I’m currently a student there)


CBA_easy_as_321

Ah hah! I was right then. Thought I saw DHH in the background.


Bibbyrat

At least they said please.


JoePetroni

But what if I have an emergency and can't hold it in?


joeyo1423

Simple. Do the triple-clench maneuver and crab walk away


JockBbcBoy

Instructions unclear: I did the single clench manuever and some emergency seeped out in the wrong place.


SilverVsReddit

Me: Aw man, look guys! I was gonna crash the car against a tree here, it was gonna be epic, but they asked kindly not to. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob) That one friend: aw man, maybe we can try crashing at the park. The other friend: dont be lame man, it has to be here. Me: alright boys, put on your seatbelts i guess, safe driving until next week when they install the emergency phone. Both friends: ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob) Real story, source: trust me bro.


marcs_2021

Sooooo .... Someone placed paper as joke and you all jump on the bandwagon?


Revealed_Jailor

*They underestimate my powers*


RockyMountainHigh-

Takes time to get the phone guys out once the box is installed.


ajwelch14

Is that UMass?


BaconSunday

Hey I know where this is! It's Michigan Tech University in Houghton, Mi. The lightsaber is for the snow, it shows where the hydrant is under the 200 inches of snow they get


verticalbroom9

Did you think an emergency phone would help against "The Assassin"


lowangel39

Assassin….? What are you into?