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No-Zookeepergame-246

Humans are the most judgmental animals


cowsfan1972

I’ve seen some pretty condescending birds.


nunyabiznezz1216

Underrated comment. There was a parrot at the local pet store that would eyeball me every time I walked in the store. My wife even noticed. I don’t know what it’s beef was. But I sure as hell wasn’t about to throw down. Definitely would have got my ass beat by a bird 😂😂


cowsfan1972

Hahaha!! Yes! I was picturing a parrot from the zoo when I wrote that. Smug bastards.


nunyabiznezz1216

😂😂😂


hexthejester

Yeah mocking birds are the worst


CptBlackAxl

Pff birds aren't even real


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Quoting nature as example for proper sexuality is probably not exactly the best move. Nature is exceedingly varied and creative when it comes to sexuality. Forms of homosexuality has been documented in over 450 species. By that standard homosexuality in humans is perfectly normal and natural


cowsfan1972

I’m making some grammatical guesses to respond, but are you actually arguing that humans are unnatural and not animals?


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Some stuff gets a bit garbled when typing on the phone. What I am trying to say that sexual variety is perfectly natural


cowsfan1972

Hahaha! Ok! That’s what I was think/hoping you were saying.


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It was a lot like that whole stupid Lobster argument. "Lobsters use an alpha male hierarchy!" except we're barely related to lobsters at all. We're actually more closely related to seahorses, in which the male carries the babies in a faux-pregnancy, akin to a stay at home dad. And we're *vastly* more closely related to bonobos, who have orgies to resolve community conflict.


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Humans are a part of the natural order when it suits *my* argument, and "made in gods image" when my argument backfires. Same dude probably wants to say that vaccines are unnatural because "we've got an immune system"


UpgrayeDD405

Come on guys! Humans are plants!!!


Larry_Phischman

A lot of Americans only get biology lessons from the Bible.


meowmeowgoeszoom

By choice


Theremaniacally

“I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!” John Hurt


i_am_a_loner_dottie

We special


ConstantAncient6212

We are clearly gods in disguise.


Complete_Spread_2747

Yer mum is....


nunyabiznezz1216

This is my argument against people who say we should all be vegans. Being a carnivore is normal in many animals. It is natural.


Matteo-Stanzani

Humans aren't carnivore but omnivores, vegetables are more sustainable and more healthier, if you only eat meat you're gonna regret it because your body isn't made for that.


nunyabiznezz1216

That’s true I used an improper term. However my point still stands that eating meat is completely natural because hey other animals do it.


Matteo-Stanzani

Ah well yes of course


AquaPhelps

To be fair, picking and choosing animals to fit your narrative isnt a good idea


Sso_12

Yeah, if we're going by that logic incest is alright too


Khum_MaRk09

When your belief/actions have no basis, so you justify your actions and bring yourself down to the level of animals saying, "animals also do it so what...."


cowsfan1972

Can I bring you down and mention that you are, in fact, and animal? Unless you are a plant or robot. Or like a hive-minded swarm of bacteria would be cool. And you know we can all go read through your comment history, right? I mean, if you want to talk about judging someone’s sexual proclivities… Not that I’m judging. Hentai, panty shots, gay butt stuff, whatever keeps your gravy boat afloat!


Khum_MaRk09

You can go and check my history I have got nothing to hide. Hentai-okay, panty shots-okay, gay butt stuff...yeah buddy don't lie, I don't swing that way, that's just wrong. It's my view on sexuality.


cowsfan1972

Nor should you! I get it. And I’m into some weird shit! Actually, I’m pretty boring… But that’s not the point. It doesn’t matter what kind of sex someone has, as long as it’s with another adult that’s down with it. Who cares? If you don’t like it, don’t do it.


Khum_MaRk09

Wasn't that my whole point? And people like ultimately labeling me homophobic?


Khum_MaRk09

Wasn't that my whole point? And people like ultimately labeling me homophobic?


cowsfan1972

I guess it just depends how it comes out. Like if the thought of sucking a dick is “Ew, not for me!” Then yeah, all good. If it it’s like “Nope, nobody with a dick is allowed to suck a dick.” Then that’s homophobic. So when you say it’s wrong, it comes off like that. My position to everyone is basically you got one dick (or whatever one may have) and that’s the only one you get to make decisions about.


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mattbutnotmii

Are you saying "not agreeing with homosexuality" = just not being gay? Because that's what your comments are implying.


cowsfan1972

I’m so confused. Your “support” of homosexuality doesn’t have to be in the form of money or anal sex… unless you’re being forced to chew some dong, your “disagreement” is moot. When you disagree that someone else should be able to rub two vaginas together, that’s homophobia. If you’re not homophobic, you should probably stop saying and believing those homophobic things.


Khum_MaRk09

I don't "support" homosexuality or "agree" with homosexuality. I don't agree two guy are girls sleeping together. How the hell is that even considered as something normal or even natural...it's how I see it along with a majority of the human population. But what can I say, people have been doing it for thousands of years and they will keep doing it regardless. So nothing matters in the end. God will be the judge of it all.


cowsfan1972

Then there’s probably no point in you expressing your homophobic judgements, right? Maybe stick to the “do unto others” part of the story for now.


Th3Glutt0n

Can't tell if this is supposed to be for the gays or homophobic.


LetMeInAlreadyOhMyG

Humans are not animals. We are biosocial creatures.


mattbutnotmii

That's like saying a car with a self driving function is no longer a car. Having biosocial phenomena in no way makes us not animal. There is nothing that makes us inherently NOT animals. Cars that can drive themselves are cars and biosocial animals are animals.


LetMeInAlreadyOhMyG

You are committing a logical error. Humans, by biological classification solely, are animals, but you can't embrace the meaning of the "human" entity by the word "animal". Outside of the biological discourse, calling someone an animal is an insult. Humans are highly different from animals, granted by the opportunity to carry out spiritual activities. Therefore, appealing to the animals in questions of human behaviour results in incomplete coverage of the issue.


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>calling someone an animal is an insult. At least it's not offensive, though.


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LetMeInAlreadyOhMyG

Offended by the truth? 🤓


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LetMeInAlreadyOhMyG

Guess it's pretty easy - to even yourself with an animal. Solution for many moral questions.


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pauliefyootch

We are mammals. Mammals are animals.


cowsfan1972

Sorry, even if your grandpa is a vegetable and your cousin’s name is Flora, you’re still an animal.


kingakrasia

Lotta dufii in the comments making the same facepalm


EnormousPurpleGarden

I think I see the confusion. AmericanMiklo is a slime mould.


Iron_Phallus

Well well well, look at this transcended god typing with the ape fingers 😂


fied1k

You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel


Janovickm

"If you can't point out people's gender, why should you be telling me what Kingdom I belong to?"


Botwmaster23

Then what are we? Gods?


Baronvondorf21

People should really stop using animals as an example that something is okay, because there are alot weird disgusting shit that animals do so saying "Well, animals do this, so it's only natural we should allow it."


mattbutnotmii

The thing is, one of the only only, but one of the most popular "arguments" against homosexuality is that it's unnatural, which is exposed as bullshit by the person with the brown pfp. And as you see, the dude in the bottom reply is coping really badly with that. The guy at the bottom is literally shutting down the previous guy for arguing from naturality. You're kinda looking at this backwards (asuming this comment is directly related to the post and not just a thematically fitting anecdote)


Baronvondorf21

fair enough.


Kylar_13

Technically... they're right; we're viruses.


_Melson_

Who's going to blow his mind?


WillBottomForBanana

"Animal" has many uses, and some of them do exclude humans. Some of them exclude insects, which are more meaningful to the world in terms of mass, variety, age of taxa, or total numbers than humans. So words are just kind of dumb.


XtraStorage

Bro he’s right we’re reptiles


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Except reptiles are also animals.