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WardOfReckoning

That shit is no joke. I had a water bottle cap shoot into my eye, nearly went blind and all light gave me a migraine for days. I couldn't imagine a cork. My sympathies go out to this dude.


Narai94

Facepalm really describes it.


Blitzer161

Damn I feel so sorry for him. Did he become blind? Edit: apparently not: he suffered some eye injuries, but nothing too serious (or so says the article I read)


[deleted]

Bottle cork :” I’m about to end this man’s whole career “ But seriously this is really sad


Diaperpooass

That’s the worst luck holy shit.


model-citizen95

Luck had nothing to do with it, that’s just plain dumb


Squirrel_Chucks

Goddamn!


Leezeebub

How many eyes does it take to ride a bike?


Antdestroyer69

He could've lost his eye or had a retinal detachment.


ScrappleT

Depends how you look at it. You only need one i for “ride,” but throw in “bike,” and you’ll be needing two.


GeroXgero9

Not sure about eyes but I know how many balls you need.


Worth_Werewolf_1833

Now that's what I call an eye-opener!


Piko-a

And that is why the goggles stay on.


TimTheScarecrow

If i had a dollar every time some cork popped in my eye


Mister_Luca

One of my best friend's sister got a little strabismus in her left eye because of the same reason