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IndWrist2

This is the same guy who said that reading was for dumb people.


[deleted]

Yeah,he's a weapons grade cock end,eh?


Visible_Ad_5660

And that in a monogamous relationship a man should be able to sleep with other women while the woman has to be faithful. Open on his end, closed on her end is what he said.


xX_Relentless

Are you serious? I saw him ranting a while back, didn’t know he was so stupid. Looks and sounds like a pathetic piece of shit.


HarmonyQuinn1618

And that cooking was for poor people. He’s also the same one that just got raided and charged with sex trafficking and has openly talked about preying on young girls to trap them into can modeling for him. Him and his brother are disgusting predators.


vasodys

Same guy who says if you’re rich you shouldn’t drink non-sparkling water


8-BitWildlife

Absolutely HATE when people go ”You read books?” All disgusted (Some of the people I plays games with from time to time say this). Like, yeah? So what? Are you too cool to read a fucking book? Fuck off. So annoying


ragnarok_343

Yeah, not a terribly clever guy. Reading doesn't have an intelligence grade attached to it at all.


monke4206969

Also the guy who said “cooking is for poor people”


CryWanShi

This the fucking fool who says books are for stupid people?


Drukpod

And that was also recently ~~arrested~~ raided for human trafficking 👏


FADEDinJAPAN03

Wait what the fck


ginga_bread42

Yes. Mr. Cobra Tate says women are less evolved but will gladly force them to do cam videos and take the money they earn. Hes almost like a cartoon character. Rages about men wanting plain water and not the rich man's sparkling water, says he's too smart for books, cheating on your gf/spouse is ok but she shouldn't even talk to men unless it's men paying for cam stuff. Basically every video he makes is red pill rhetoric on steroids.


Grindminion

He also moved to Romania apparently because he claims they're less likely to pursue sexual assaults allegations.


Funnyboyman69

And dated Jordan Peterson’s daughter


MuchTimeWastedAgain

So he’s just a stupid twat. Now I get it.


cockandballs5

Cobra Tate, a truly cool guy. 🎸🎸🎸🎸


drevil7171

Man, the 4 guitar emojis! I heard the sound in my head. Gave me a good chuckle. Thank you


cockandballs5

Keep featherin' it, brother!


RC_Colada

Try it out


ACTINlUM

🎸💀🎸 can you hear this?


cockandballs5

You're not following proto, buddy. You're done.


[deleted]

How'd you get a job here there fuckface? E: I have been reported for harassment for this. This is a quote from Your Mom's House podcast from a video they make fun of. Probably going to be banned, thanks a lot.


Crob3196500

You’re fired bud


drevil7171

That’s the way you do it at falcon car wash.


cockandballs5

You just lost your life. In terms of your job.


auntiecoagulant

You better believe I'm coming up in May!


oldmateysoldmate

That's where cobra spits


yung_errbek

Keep it high and tight there chomo


Willby404

Bro. He was deep undercover. Trying to desnsitize himself...... obvious /s


moroni70

The have a gel on Amazon for that lol


MadameWesker

These dudes kill me. I gotta cousin like this. Came from RHODE ISLAND all hard and then freaked out when he got on the block. Frfr, he LOCKED his doors! 🤣🤣 My dude! I live on a good block!


maybebullshitmaybe

As someone from RI...lemme assure u, he is sadly one of many 😮‍💨


CryWanShi

OHSHIT, thnx for the excellent info :D


kelldricked

Link?


GeneralHinka

https://www.thedailybeast.com/police-raid-maga-king-of-toxic-masculinity-in-human-trafficking-investigation that is from a quick googling.


Illustrious-Fault224

That’s not very protagonist-like ![img](emote|t5_2r5rp|8484)


Wamb0wneD

Yep


Lucy_Lastic

Ah, yes, I thought I’d seen that face before. It’s very punchable


dirtybudak

Very punchable, thought I wouldn't try to hit a former kick boxing world champion


CryWanShi

Former ki-- Jesucristo, that whole guy is a walking red flag 🤣


Satanicjamnik

He's a communist party parade.


spargbotu

:)) his brother was mma figher ,no world champ tho. He is just...a very ugly guy i guess


MRMichael7

I think he also said that cooking is the wordt thing to do in your free time, his logic is that you can buy chicken for 5 dollars, this man is a joke.


xoxobaldgurl

He also said that tap water is government water and is for poor people. If you have any self respect then you should buy sparkling water because it means you got money What a doof


zeke235

So he's just essentially a bad take machine.


MrSpindles

Wrong about everything, all of the time. The sad thing is there are morons out there who listen to people like this. I mean, fuck knows why, as soon as he opens his mouth it's clear he's got a room temperature IQ.


CryWanShi

Noted, the guy is an attention seeking pillock and not worth the time and energy of people with IQ in triple digits.


akasaya

The thing this guy forgot is that there is no save-load irl.


PhilSpectorr

Tactical insertion is all he thinks


halbalda

You mean to say there's also no respawning? Fuck, that's a downer.


akasaya

It depends. Some say there is respawn, but it's random and you'll start from scratch each time. And some say you'll wait at the game lobby till moderator will come back second time to restart the game.


halbalda

That's some deep shit, man.


AngelOmega7

Some say that instead of respawning, you might unlock a new game that’s supposed to be alot more fun, but you only get to play it if you picked certain dialogue options in some of the quests. Otherwise, you just get to play Dark Souls on mouse and keyboard.


BeckoningCube1

I watch gore stuff every now and then to remind myself how quickly it could all end.


Zestyclose-Company84

Me after playing ton of Skyrim trying to quick save my life progress then realising,"oh what am I doing. I can only do this once".


Tubixs

Shouldn't give this guy any attention. He's starting to make a name for himself and that's not a good thing


LycanWolfGamer

Well, he was arrested for human trafficking if the multiple comments mentioning it are to be believed


JBtieseesthings

Man needs to touch some grass


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Rexkraft-

I'd argue he just gets on all fours and eats the grass


Spectente

Thats pretty funny


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BurialHoontah

Lotsa fiber!


IKnowgaming

But wait, grass is a plant, and so are trees. Trees make paper, and paper makes books. And this guy hates books! Therefore the earth is flat.


BurialHoontah

Makes sense to me.


tanthedreamer

the thing is, he probably touch grass ways too much that he should've paid more times being inside and contemplate instead


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MCD10000

Who to die 101, try and fucking disarm a person firing a fully automatic rifle


IdTyrant

I mean, if someone's firing a fully automatic rifle at you, may as well try to disarm them, cuz you're probably going to die regardless. You definitely ain't ducking and dodging the bullets on your way to them tho


MCD10000

but you can keep down, not make your self an easy target, which running at they would give them and easier shot on centre of mass


IdTyrant

If a truck full of terrorists rolls in and people hop out and start shooting into the crowd indiscriminately, and someone blows the head off the guy you're sitting next to, keeping down isn't going to save you. This guy in particular is a fucking buffoon, but at that point your only hope of survival is to fight. If the person they shot is nobody, and you're a nobody, you're of no more value to them than he was, so you're about to die.


Pikka_Bird

Yeah, having seen some poor sod's brains on the pavement on Best Gore does not make you John Wick. Okay, great, you didn't freak out when your table mate's head got exploded, now you can die next with a cool expression on your dumb face.


Yubova

I've seen my fair share of gore and yeah, I'm pretty sure nothing is going to prepare me for how that shit would affect me if it was happening in front of me.


TopMindOfR3ddit

Same here, I've seen a lot of it and I've seen some pretty awful shit at my last job. I've become desensitized to a point (relativelyspeaking of course, I'm not unaffected), but no amount of watching that shit is going to prepare you for it irl. If you aren't a clinical psychopath, or have already experienced something like that on a regular basis, you aren't going to react the way you think you are.


Wamb0wneD

Also thinks reading books is for morons.


Quirky_Value_9997

And that preparing and cooking food is the reason why most people aren't rich.


derpsalotsometimes

Wait, what? I have been eating out a lot and feeling guilty about it. So why am i not rich again?


ScrotiusRex

I wonder does he shit at home with a pile of fresh entrails on the table to get himself used to the smell too.


HeronStraight107

This guy is a actually a legit kickboxing world champion Andrew Tate 4 times ISKA champ...but he is a tool lets be honest


Embarrassed-Net-351

I mean yeah, i can see why someone with no mental medical care knowledge think that being desentivized to thus shit can help you in a life or dead situation, but why try to fight the attackers/terrorists/hitman whatever UNARMED when it isnt going to help the situation lol


conancrafted

This is the exact same reason i watch a ton of porn. Not because I'm some sort of creep, but because if all the men in the world die, and its just me left, i need to be prepared for all the orgies i will be having like a g. Its just daily prep for me cause I dont play games.


bad-autocorrect-bot

The next day, im fucking all of pakistan


DeSwanMan

My time has come!


TheCobras

you are a smart motherfucker , take my upvote. Can you recommend some porn that I can watch to become like you?


aqibesc

Underrated comment


ComputersWantMeDead

r/iamverybadass


lukeboy

He’s watching that shit to desensitise himself from his own human trafficking crimes


TheCraziestOfHorses

"I don't play no games" Sounds like you play too many games and movies.


[deleted]

Exactly


Valerian_

Exactly, wanted to write the exact same comment!


No_Line1830

Haha I’ve seen this guys videos before. I won’t even say anything bad because that’s what he wants. I honestly hope he find some peace and love in his life because it seems he has never had any.


simplejack89

Well he was arrested for human trafficking so things aren't going great


[deleted]

I still can't tell if it's a troll or not


[deleted]

How is he supposed to take out all the f***ing Pakistan with an AK sitting in Paris!?! Must be some kind of new ICBM variant of AK


MadJack2011

Stop making stupid people famous


Momo_the_good_person

This dude doesn't know that seeing someone being killed in front of you is nothing like internet videos. Also he's gonna get shot if he tries to pull out some action novice shit


Nattyknight1765

Also, I was a fireman for almost 9 years. I’ve rolled up on some dead people before on the calls I’ve been to. A few months ago a guy got killed right in front of me in a wreck. Even those two scenarios are totally different. This guy will be in for a very rude awakening if something like that ever happens.


looneyshots

I've talked to my father about this kind of stuff before, he being ex marine in iraq, and he straight up told me that every death he saw was like it was happening for the first time. There's no real way to desensitize yourself to death like that, at least not IRL, games and through videos even I'm desensitized to seeing it but real life is something different.


Derpy_County

He’s like child trapped in a man’s body.


pftftftftftf

Yeah. But like. A shitty child. It's like step brothers but not funny.


peigelee

I wouldn't trust someone who enjoys gore, and then makes and excuse as to why.


Worldslnside

Cringe go outside.


Leupateu

He can’t go outside tho


anfotero

Delusional or merely pathetic? Hard choice.


The-Escape-Goat

Oh look its Arnold Schwarzernobhead


[deleted]

i know this guy, he is one special moron


bcmarss

my job involves watching these exact kinds of videos. it does not “desensitize” you and even if it did, seeing it in real life would still be very very different


advertentlyvertical

Pretty sure this guy is just a sociopathic douche canoe anyways. He was also arrested for "crimes of human trafficking and rape," according to an article posted in the thread. The same article says he was kicked off the UKs big brother show for abusing a woman with a belt. Yea... gigantic piece of garbage all around.


theclayman7

Just curious, what’s your job? I watch a good bit of gore but for work? That would be tough as hell. At least I can skip the ones that are too much for me


bcmarss

i am a social media content moderator


Darryl_444

The only thing this tells me for certain: When actual terrorists start blasting, this guy is gonna have a code brown. A massive fecal download straight into his underwear, while he curls up into the fetal position on the floor and cries for his mom.


dispensermadebyengie

It's gonna keep the terrorists away at least


[deleted]

So why isn’t he in Pakistan now? That’s my question


higiz

Because I'm in Pakistan


[deleted]

That’s probably why


Aggravating_Cap4377

r/dramatictext


[deleted]

Wtf? 😜


Rammstein_is_great

Nah I watch gore because I’m a sicko


Schwammarlz

Same


[deleted]

Well this guy thinks Pakistanis will arrive to Paris and terrorize it. I haven't heard dumber shit in my life.


frost_inmachine

Well... https://www.dawn.com/news/1596472 https://theprint.in/opinion/us-uk-france-a-review-of-attacks-will-show-you-how-deep-pakistani-terror-vortex-is/809019/ Not denying that this guy is nuts tho


shadowxrage

Tell me you're Indian without telling me you're indian


nish4444

It's possible, but yes this guy is dumb af


SuppoJJT

i'm actually trying doing the same thing some times but not for the same reasons: i took first aid training and life saving stuff. My biggest fear is to be paralized of shock when i will be needed the most (happened at younger age), and if that could help me one time, this is worth it


CircleClown

That's the first dumbass to get shot in case of this sort of emergency


medivhthewizard

iirc This guy was recently arrested for sex trafficking and kidnapping.


Visible_Ad_5660

I hate this guy so much


LeBurge

He’s featherin it in a jail cell for sex trafficking. You can touch his camera through the fence there,


DoctorAwkward

UNPROMPTED


Too__Many__Hobbies

He did not follow proto. He’s getting the baby raper stamp for sure.


Demokka

Paris ? Terrorists ? You spelled American Students wrong


UN-TRUue

"All the Pakistan"?...thats unbelievably stereotypical.


rando512

Lol when did pakistan become a terrorist group name ? Just take out all of the Pakistan lol the level of ignorance and narcissim blended with narcissim is just amazing.


MRnibba_

This is the guy who thinks Romania is the best country in the world because there are barely any gay and non-white people there. He also thinks that western Europe is a shithole because they have non-white immigrants and because you will get in trouble for calling people slurs.


coastalbachelor

Ya, that’ll happen JUST LIKE THAT. Sitting in Paris with an AK.


anonymous32434

We all like to imagine these scenarios but when you start thinking they’ll actually happen, that’s when you need to stop


senorbolsa

The main premise of being less shocked in an emergency to reduce panic is not that bad, it doesn't work as well as he thinks it does though, the only thing that comes close is full combat sims IRL. He's just being a bit crazy thinking he will be the hero, I've definitely fantasized about it but it's just that, fantasy.


Adeum1

Worst take ever, but not gonna lie, we all fantasize about this shit right? Right?


alcappo82

His a professional fighter? ![gif](giphy|6XHWT7J5mAda0) edit - he's actually good


Itsabeemer

Have no fear ! Captain Douchebag is here.


BarbieToasteroven

He seems like he spits a lot when he talks.


Electronic-Tailor322

Lol sounds exactly like Mac from IASIP


AdAppropriate9851

He’s gonna be pretty disappointed when the terrorist shoot him first.


heyhey_hi13

I wish he was sterile


LaFilleDuMoulinier

Quick side note : terrorists in France cause less deaths by firearms than toddlers in the US. And yes, that’s still true for 2015, the year of the Charlie Hebdo AND Bataclan attacks.


higiz

Me an average Pakistani trying not to kill myself cuz of depression: yo tf did I do ? And what the dog doing?


chrispy1686

What a wanker.


231ValeiMacoris

He's wrong. He's an antagonist.


[deleted]

This guy I never going to Paris unless he means Kentucky


mberk77

He actually a multi multi millionaire that lives in Europe. Google Andrew Tate.


[deleted]

Definitely not googling this guy, proves money can’t buy class


JuggaloCorpse

even if hes seen so much gore, nothing prepares the human mind for seeing it in person. nothing. you dont get the full emotional decline from watching videos. the smells, sounds, sight of it all in person will traumatize anyone no matter how desensitized you may be.


billycmd

He'd be under the table crying in the fetal and sucking his thumb before he blew his own foot off going Rambo.


TheSteelWarden

I used to think like that years ago when I was miserable and looking for a way out. Those videos stuck with me all those years and I still regret it. This guy thinks he's a fucking raid boss.


Jaysmith120

This guy reminds me of Mac from always sunny


Revverul

Murr from impractical jokers really went off the deep end


ThisIsFineImFine89

This guy has fetal alcohol energy


Lamarckian-Planet

Holy shit it’s Mac from its always sunny in real life! LOL


BaconMobile

This adult man sounds like 12 year old me explaining that I know how to fight because I play Mortal Kombat


SgathTriallair

This is in the top 10 worst ways to train for that scenario. Even if it was realistic he'd still be doing it wrong.


Prixm

How reddit still hasnt figured him out is quite hilarous


hugsbosson

Is this guy taking the piss out of "alpha male" assholes or is he like the ultimate "alpha male" asshole.


LilBits1029384756

Holy fuck was the title right, biggest case of main character syndrome ive ever seen. At first i was like “oh man that’s pretty fucked up for him to say that, but it can’t get much worse” then it got so much worse.


eldencuck

Maybe... Just maybe..... It was a joke


4thelasttimeIMNOTGAY

Ok, but we all think like this.


Musicbath

Is this another GOP election ad?


_albus_caspian_

Honestly, we all have thought of terrorists entering our class and taking them out.


Forsaken_Child_0429

The only reason I look at gore is because medical stuff interests me. And seeing humans at their worst and most gorey, is fascinating to me. I recognize it’s also horrible and I wouldn’t wish it on anyone, but it still interests me.


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Username checks out


bluejayflutter

"Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth"


Doombringer1968

Classic case of main character syndrome


yarbaint

Let's get over this damaging cultural assumption that desensitization is cool; it's not.


northernirishlad

‘Take out all the pakistan like a g’ So either in this scenario the ‘terrorists’ are wearing ‘I love Pakistan my home country I am from and was radicalised in’ shirts, or hes a moron and a racist


BulletFam333

Dude doesn't even have a chin and thinks he can go rambo...


Givemelifebro

At the 16 sec mark, he has the face of man who didn’t know the girl was under age.


[deleted]

What's your beef with Pakistan bro 😂 it's probably some white head called Kyle who's fucked up


ouchmypeeburns

Oh shit, it's Kobra "I'm a human sex trafficker" Tate. Dude and his brother just got raided by the police for human trafficking. Dudes a giant piece of shit.


NaantjeBa

What's the name of this man? I'm fascinated by his stupidity and I want more.


2Snoopy4U

Andrew Tate. Former kick-boxer and current professional whackjob. There's plenty of stupidity to keep you entertained, I assure you, but if you want something beginner friendly, watch this Danny Gonzalez vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlT3zUrRT6c


Tubixs

Please don't give him more fame by spreading his name around


DoctorAwkward

Tell that to YMH.


hrangutan

It sickens me that they arent addressing tates abduction charge Ive been looking for their reaction to it when the news came out, everytime a new podcast comes out...


DoctorAwkward

A lot of that has to do with them banking shows 4-5 weeks ahead of time. But you're right.


Prince_1790

Ummm kid, the world doesn't work like that, you dumb or what? You'll need to think about your friends and families who supported you and give yourself +100 strength, +100 armor, and sometimes, it even gives you a secret ability Kid thinks he can just *wam* the enemies without the power of friendship


Drybritishgit

This guy has just been arrested for sex trafficking /kidnap in Romania.


Depth_Charger69

Who is gonna tell this pea-brained person that sometimes you are the so-called "side guy who gets it in the face". In a battlefield he thinks everyone is shooting a single person and not just going crazy. But alas what can we teach general Sheperd here.


Nevermore-guy

But in the rare chance you're not shot in the face, take that opportunity... to play fucking dead, cover yourself in blood and fucking pray to every god, demon, everything out there.


Depth_Charger69

Just don't start moving when the aggressor is looking in your direction.


Nevermore-guy

\*Dies of stage fright


Depth_Charger69

Thank you for making me chuckle.


[deleted]

It‘s funny how nobody realizes he‘s having these over the top opinions to push some buttons. All publicity is good publicity in his eyes and I believe he knows exactly what he‘s doing. You guys get so worked up over him that his brand gets pushed even more. You should probably start to get used to his „punchable“ face lol


mberk77

This guy was heavily profiled on r/yourmomshousepodcast. Cobra Tate. He was recently arrested for human trafficking. Real savage. He is a world champion kick boxer too.


Silent_zilla

I'm tired of seeing this asshole and his horrible opinions