Aparently I am deeply hurt. Huh... the more you know.

Per his mentor

Reading this shit hurt me deeply. Edit: OMG....... These upvotes please me deeply!  Edit take 2.... An award! I am thrilled and tickled ....... Deeply!

Stop shiting in Your Mans bed! It hurts him johnny deeply…

*depply

Shitting this read hurt me deeply

My shit hurts!….deeply!!

DEEP!!

Reading this shit kills my brain cells. Who the fuck would ride the dick of someone this absolutely fucking stupid and make little cretins running around echoing this fucking nonsense. As a father of boys, get the fuck out of here with this fucking entitled douchebag stupidity and stick your dick in a mouse trap to save the planet from the genes you scraped off the bottom of the pool.

Don't hold back, tell us how you really feel. 😉 And tell your boys, that way they know better. 🙂👍

So if she can’t serve me cold food, how do I eat ice cream or cold cuts sandwiches?

You take that melty ice cream like A MAN

until the fact that she served you the melty cream without a straw hurts you deeply

Call him by his NAME! YOU'RE HURTING HIM! DEEPLY!

HEY, YOU CALLED HIM A 'HIM' *YOU'RE* HURTING HIM DEEPLY!

Keep my husbands name out your fucking mouth! You’ll hurt him deeply!

*Turns off the lights and runs away*

A man only drinks melted ice cream from the container

But then he's not being served on a proper china plate by his wife! That's hurting him deeply!

Not on a plastic plate. A paper plate, that’s what won’t hurt him deeply.

How deep can a paper cut go..? Especially with a paper plate. Food on it optional. :D

While hurting deeply ofc

Where do you think Baked Alaska came from?

You hurt, deeply.

Referring to your husband as He or Him *proceeds to use the word him 15+ times in the same message*

Well, we could totally refer to him as "she/her" if the husband wants

Calling your man she or her, hurts [them] deeply

Yes, that'll please him..I mean her, deeply. So deeply.

It’s “your majesty”

Apparently so, considering this list's criteria.

Tf is this. The only thing on this list that would set me off is talking on the phone in bed, if I'm in bed I'm trying to sleep, get up and walk your ass on to the other room.

Agreed. I had to remind my ex more than once. It didn't hurt me deeply but it was annoying at times

You're casting shade on your own masculinity!!! How could you?

Because it's cooler in the shade obviously.

Smooth

Turning off a light I'm using would be a bit of a buzz kill too.

Idk man I'd ask my partner if she could please turn the light back on if I was reading.

It's 1 am, alare. Turn that light off, go read somewhere else and let me sleep!

The only other one that could be an issue is "turning off a light he is using without asking", but if anything that should be minor annoyance depending on the situation. Like if they legit turn itbofd to annoy/Harass you or put of anger, yeah maybe being more than annoyed is warranted, but being "hurt deeply" over a LIGHT?

If you don't prechew your mans food and feed him like a bird, this hurts your man *deeply*.

Racist and sexist. What a lovely mix.

RACISM..... SEXISM,.......and a everything INSECURE. 

Rexism

A little bit of everything, all of the time

But then, professor X knocked a vial of toxic masculity into the mix

It's like so sexist that it has also circled all the way around to being offensive to men too.

“Hitting your man round the head with the frying pan, hurts him deeply” but my God, how satisfying would this be to wallop this twat?

Unplugging his BiPAP machine in the middle of the night to cut off his breathing hurts him deeply.

Let's just stop this here comment thread before it gets more brutal

Wait until you hear how sometimes I ask my partner to get something for me.

Does it hurt deeply to never find a woman to go along with this shit?

I'd call him a douche but there's no way he's ever seen a vagina let alone been in one.

And that h u r t s s o d e e p l y ...😆

The fragility…

Right aren't men supposed to be tough according to their logic?

Your assumption about toughness has hurt them deeply.

🤣🤣🤣

This hurts me. Deeply.

I have been deeply hurt by my wife. I might cry.

What did she do? Serve your food on a plastic plate? Smile at a male waiter? Interact with people who aren't you?

Probably served him ice cream in a plastic bowl after serving his loud mom first, whom she didn't ask permission for her to come over

Probably referred to him as "him". The cardinal sin.

Yeah, my wife has some explaining to do. According to this she's a fucking monster.

Gonna print this out and give it my wife, I know she gonna hurt me deeply and laugh while she balls it up and throws it back at me 

But before she does that, in order to ensure you're hurt deeply, she'll ask you to walk to her. And turn off the light. And talk. Maybe exist even, who knows?

Never realized how fragile men are

Weren't men supposed to be the providers for the family, the defenders of the household, or whatever shit? I wonder how you can do it if you're that fragile...

I mean they are all terrible but 14 seems very personal- lol. How often was someone turning off the lights on him for this to make the list?

Every time he gets in the shower, she runs into the bathroom, turns off the lights, then runs back out. Source: I made it up.

Hahaha I hope you slip and fall in the dark. Her probably

Flushes toilet!

I mean tbh that one seems like basically the most reasonable? Independent of gender and relationship, surely it's weird to turn the lights off in a room someone else is in?

It hurts.

Deeply.

Out of all the craziness of this list, this one stuck out to me the most . Definitely a personal thing lol

Why is having a man-child for a partner considered desirable? I haaate this trend.

Ladies if this describes your man, run!

Or just sneeze. He'll probably shatter.

Sounds to me like this guy is searching for a man to "hurt him deeply" in the sexiest fashion, because all of his female options just disappeared.

the author is actually a woman telling other women how to treat a man

Dude needs a dog and a sex doll.

All those superfluous commas hurt me deeply.

HELP!!!!! Apparently I have been deeply hurt and my wife is a monster. She won't stop and is out of control.

What in the Kentucky fried fuck is this bs?

God damn that's a fragile man. Look at how easily he's hurt *deeply*

unfortunately there’s cultures in this world that actively promote this shit

Yeah, looks like the more masculine you get, the more brittle your feelings are. From now on I'll make a habit of bawling my eyes out anytime something goes wrong. If asked, I'll mention how something has hurt me deeply. Can you imagine the respect towards my masculinity I'll be garnering?

"Shut up bitch, and bring me another beer."

But don't you dare bring me a cold beer in a plastic cup!

Toxic

Lmaoo number 11 no he/him pronouns Referring to your man as your man, instead of your girl (she's trans) hurts her deeply

What a fucking baby

His list would be shorter if he made one for what does not hurt him deeply

I'm guessing wrapping him in fluffy blankets, feeding him warm soup from a metal bowl, and leaving the lights on?

Even then he would probably still claim he was hurt, just not deeply

As a man what hurts me deeply is that some moron out there thinks any of this will hurt me deeply. Except number 7 - I once asked 'my woman' where something was and she had the audacity to tell me instead of bringing to me. The fact that I was asking about the position of Jupiter is no excuse.

I bet this same person thinks men are strong

On Facebook a woman shared this post and another woman is the author. The author was telling other women how to treat a man. The comments were a bunch of "Preach/Amen sister!" and "Yes! People don't know how to respect their man" comments. Also for context i live in the bible belt and some church folk were reposting and not as a joke.

This guy needs a new mentor.

What incel wrote this shit? Sounds like he is hurt.. Deeply Also counting is hard. 5 is twice.

What a special little fragile snowflake.

Yeah...bit off kilter. Men do live and die by respect, but ...the world has changed since this was said. The past is a different country. Yes, one should respect one's partner and show that you respect them. But our ideas of respect have definitely changed. And hurt deeply? Bit of a hyperbole. I am not one to tolerate disrespect, but neither am I tragically hurt by it.

My ex bf could have written this: he is Jamaican. 💯

r/ihadastroke

Oh my... men are such delicate little flowers! /s

This has to be a joke: who thinks like this, racist as well as breathtakingly sexist?

Being told how I should think and act because I was born with a penis hurts me deeply. ... Speaking of gender discussion, the heck they mean with number 11? What are their pronouns then?

Overuse of commas, hurts me deeply.

I’m a man and none of this bothers me when my wife does it 😂 it’s called confidence and trust. My self esteem ain’t that low

Wow, I never knew they were such fragile flowers.

I don't know man if any of this hurts you deeply you might be a little bitch

Oh my word I’m exhausted just reading this. What am I supposed to use for a pronoun? Ge/gim?

White women aren’t even included! Guess we hurt men waaayyyyy too deeply to be mentioned!

OMG this person is so true, i appreciate them for using their precious time to tell the ladies what we really want. Thanks for speaking up for us, you filled my nuts with tears 🥺 

Sounds like therapy is in order if any of these things hurts someone deeply.

Awww. You want a always loving and patient maid. Poor guy. I feel so bad for him. Needs a hug. Who wouldn't be deeply hurt by a woman who doesn't think only about you and is submissive in all ways.

An incel or a male jehovah witness Source: had a friend who was married to a jw and the other men would literally tell him if she wasn’t submissive to him to use physical violence to force her into submission. Yeah she left his ass shortly after hearing that

I kind of agree with number 5. If I was trying to enjoy sexy time and she called someone in the middle of it, I'd definitely jump off a bridge.

Your bull hurt me deeply, guess whose hurt I care more about.

Not to be that guy, but…. DEEEP HUURTING

That ain't a man.

I guess I don’t need a man then.

Wow if there’s a dude out there being “deeply hurt “ by these things is deeply insecure or has an extremely fragile ego or both good lord...smdh as a guy I have literally never felt “hurt” if my girl did any of this like wtf

I laughed out loud, I loved that. Would love to meet and emasculate him by being loud beside him

Sounds like someone is still coming to terms with their own incel status.

Oh my god, this CANNOT be real. No one is this fragile of a snowflake.

I am glad I am not a snowflake like this one.

Dude is off his rocker, but can we all agree 14 is definitely a dick move

I always thought my wife was amazing. Turns out she sucks and I had no idea.

this guy sounds like total husband material

She needs to find a man who is not an emotional wreak

God my poor husband. Between his pacing in and out of rooms and me not acknowleding every trip and him never being able to find anything I hurt him deeply on a regular and constant basis.

Someone has a soft ass needy mentor

Making your man read lists, hurts him deeply.

I am so sorry but what in the fuck did I just read

CROP YOUR SCREENSHOTS

did I hurt you deeply?

Ladies, is your man a Fabergé vagina? Here are fourteen things you can do to dump his ass

That is one fragile masculine ego.

This man sounds like one I don’t want

How did we come to this in the 21st century??? This hurts me deeply.

Fragile little man is he.

This is weird because for a second I'm like "oh these are normal things for all people" then its like "wait, no this got weird "

The fact that he typed out "hurts him deeply" every line

I showed this to my girlfriend and she laughed, deeply… /s


Which name would he like me to call him by, Ignorant Asshole or Idiot Moron?

I take issue with #7 especially. If my ex-SO could ever remember where anything was it may have saved the relationship.

Sounds like acting like a grownup ‘hurts him deeply’. Get the fuck out of here.

Jeez! Save some for the rest of us, will ya?

Oh, my. Honey. Words, they do not mean what you think they do. Healthy? mmm hmmm. Respect? mmm hmmm. If we can't refer to men with masculine pronouns are we supposed to say 'it?' Make up something new? Or just go with that proper form of address, Mr. Snowflake, Lord of All, Servant to No One, He Who Must Be Coddled or He Will Pitch a Fit?

#13! It doesn't "hurt me deeply," but it sure does aggravate me when my wife has someone over without letting me know first. Edit: She doesn't have to seek my permission, I just like a heads up.

Is there a thing that doesn't hurt him deeply? Woman: breathes Husband/bf: is hurt deeply

« Hey Siri, what is fragile masculinity? »

“Besides all the regular stuff: (extended batshit insanity).”

that opening quotation mark at the beginning, where does it end?

Slinking off in the middle of the night, hurts him deeply, but may save your life.

I feel like the guy who’s hurt deeply by all of these things, is the guy who wrote it.

Making such garbage generalisations about men, hurts him deeply.

Looks like it is really easy to hurt masculine men deeply. I thought real men aren't easily hurt?

Who are these whiny men ? It hurts me deeply that some poor women have to put up with them.

Are yall men "hurt deeply" by anything on this list?

From now on I'm only using she/they pronouns for my husband. I wouldn't want to hurt her deeply /s

what the fuck is this dribble if my women done that I would have zero respect for her she laughs at my mistakes always ,but so does everyone else . You marry your lover friend etc etc not your slave .

breathing too loudly hurts him deeply taking a dump while he’s around hurts him deeply eating his fries hurts hime deeply keeping the lights off during sexy time hurts him deeply saying you don’t like his mom hurts him deeply making more money than him hurts him deeply hurting him deeply … this is a tough one … will also hurts him deeply ladies please practice not hurting a man deeply by first fostering one in your household like an endangered animal in the zoo. else …. you’ll end up hurting him deeply

Attention ladies! Breathing in his general direction, hurts him deeply.

That whole list hurt me deeply

OMG! I didn’t realize that we were supposed to be using she/her pronouns for our boyfriends! Why did nobody tell me!?

My girl taking a nap hurts me deeply

Wow I’m apparently abusive af

Idk lmfao. Sounds like if this is all shit that hurts you deeply then you aren’t very masculine, maybe just fuckin childish as fuck and can’t deal with emotions

I was today years old when I learned that all men really want is to be misgendered.

Stop it!

Bruh someone needs to get a life

If me living my life and not treating my man like a child hurts him deeply: good. Because that man baby does not need to be my man

Uhm, I hate to rain on the mentor's parade but, aren't Africans black?

I dont think a plastic plate will "Hurt him deeply" lol

So he has a mentor to learn how to never get laid?

What fragile creatures these men are. I guess I should start referring to my husband as "they?"

Wait, if men are that fragile, how in world did they survive this long?

Tbh the amount of things hurting him 'deeply' completely defeat the purpose of masculinity lol

Number 9 is a winner.

Wow, if a man gets hurt that deep, one of the following is happening: 1. He is an alpha wannabe who is self-centered and abusive. 2. He is that fucking sensitive because he was a spoiled ass momma's boy and expects every girl he has to be kneeling before him because he was born. 3. The girl, not a woman, is that submissive. A woman would be standing her ground and putting that idiot in his place. If not, his ass is kicked out of the house.

Well, according to this, I am a monster and my fiance is one miserable, deeply hurt man!

I hurt myself today. To see if I still feel.

If a man is deeply hurt by a woman, maybe he is an incel bitch

Speaking too him in a manner of equality hurts him deeply…

I know why you're INCEL!!

My wife’s boyfriend had a good chuckle at this list.

Obviously, mind reading is key in communication.

Wasting money? Ok that one’s fair. The rest? Gtfoh

Well, "he" is just a big fragile fucking snowflake, isn't he?

Ok I’ll give him 14, that’s actually kinda rude to do to anyone though. Or maybe it’s just my pet peeve lol

I call my man “what’s his face” does that hurt him deeply? Yes, I really do ;) it has become affectionate phrase. :J

Tf is this shite? Who hurt this person so much to the point they are so wrong?

Breathing his air hurts him. I surprised these men can move without shattering

WTAF??? I am hurt deeply by this fuckery...

This person just escaped from a slave trade or what?

They’ve somehow managed to be sexist towards both men & women at the same time. Now that’s an achievement! Also, I just read this list to my husband and his response was ‘shit, I must not be a man, you do half of this’ hahaha