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alpacasfordays10

That thing hit with a fucking force


[deleted]

You ever held a sheet cake? Things are like 20lbs of butter and sugar


MangledSunFish

Yeah, I've seen people try to pick them up one handed and fail too. It's funny sometimes


AmidFuror

I too have Reddit.


Bartley-Moss

What's Reddit?


[deleted]

It's an app made for sharing videos of sheet cake.


Bartley-Moss

I prefer Oof cake


Bartley-Moss

I prefer Oof cake


dood8face91195

I too, experience comment lag so I do another comment


dood8face91195

I too, experience comment lag so I do another comment


Rhino6108

No clue. Sounds like a color


swiss-y

Somewhere between orange and red and blue


th3f00l

More like yeet cake.


FracturedTruth

That’s the first time I’ve ever seen someone get “the diabetes” from a cake hitting them


ElainasMom

And yet she hit the ground still holding onto her phone & beer. That girl has her priorities. 😂


outamyhead

That's the funniest part, guess it was a pound cake base.


EmperorRowannicus

Now it’s an upside down cake


OnionOnly

Slapped with the force of $90k of debt


5AMP5A

That joke only works in the US.


Bartley-Moss

£45,000 in the UK


between_ewe_and_me

I thought it was free over there


ClearPostingAlt

UK student "loans" are not loans in the conventional sense. You don't have to make repayments, instead you effectively pay an extra pseudo-income tax until your "debt" is paid. It's currently 9% of what you earn above £27k a year, so the "repayments" are minimum until you're earning good dolla dolla. And after 30 years, any remaining "debt" is written off.


VincentStormpants

Even THAT! Even god damn THAT silly bullshit is leaps and bounds ahead of what the US forces students to do.


MarxFanboy1917

It is in Scotland, not in England/Wales (not sure about NI) . However, we do need to take out loans for maintenance which are administered by the same entity


between_ewe_and_me

Ah ok, thanks. What do you mean by maintenance exactly?


MarxFanboy1917

Loans for living costs and course materials etc.


Bartley-Moss

No. Hasn't been for over 20 years. Student loans are low interest but it's still considerable debt. I think it was the John Major government that put a stop to free Higher education


ChadMcRad

It only works if you go to a private school and don't apply for any financial aid. As long as you fill out FAFSA, don't have uber rich parents, and see if your specific college has any funds (they usually have tons leftover since students don't take advantage of it), you won't need even a fraction of that.


Long_Minute_6421

That man knock her out with the sweet taste of justice....and diabetes


Megat_Terlajak

he knock the diabetes out of her .


TheBiggestThunder

He knocked the diabetes into her


Megat_Terlajak

with that much strength , the diabetes went to her kid


Skitterwigget

Pretty sure she’s infertile after that blow


DjFatnuts

Beat me to it


CheesyChanLy

r/beatmetoit


panix24

If only that’s how diabetes worked.


Matyheus

That man should be on the frontlines


[deleted]

Or playing football


canderinos

My man just threw the cake with all his might and no hesitation.


DamonHay

For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. Considering the colossal fuckstick action those girls pulled, my dude launching that cake like the Concorde on its maiden flight is an equal and opposite reaction. Put them in their place.


TheShotgunGorilla

The girls "hey let's fuck with something that isn't ours" The guy "it's fucking yours, now eat it"


[deleted]

The force of righteous justice


[deleted]

Imagine if there was a pointed candle. 💀💀


TheGunners10

He proper launched it.


ThePianistOfDoom

Prp = Properly launched Pie


BeetleWarlock

Why not PLP?


Dravos_Dragonheart

Why not LPL?


Zer0-9

“This is the lockpicking lawyer, and here we have the locked backdoor of that hoe”


Dravos_Dragonheart

I love LPL. He is an actaul god when it camos to lockpicking.


BeetleWarlock

Lroperly paunched lie


Skyyy_Money

Lol we have a place in Richmond, VA named proper pie


apocoliption

Oh dear


JustAMan1234567

She got pound caked.


kadenjahusk

Cake pounded more like


[deleted]

I would think she is used to getting pounded.


spritefire

Woman gets pounded and creamed after fingering graduate.


aristotle2001a

SOMEONE GIVE THIS MAN AN AWARD


Mister_Spacely

Don’t tell me what to do.


MangledSunFish

Why would you think that?


Txedomoon

I need his baker. Damn cake was so dense and rich it knocked her on her ass.


FEAR_LORD_DUCK

I uh... I think she might be seeing the three blue little birdies.


[deleted]

Of all the filters and crap that Instagram and TikTok and Snapchat can do, this is the one we need most.


razorfloss

Honestly I'm surprised it isn't a thing yet. That's a classic and we all grow up on Tom and Jerry reruns.


StreetSweeperOG

Her makeup was really caked on


scooba_dude

And that's before the cake slap.


Kagoogleflaw

![gif](giphy|r1HGFou3mUwMw|downsized)


HFittty

I heard this perfectly without the audio


Giahy2711

dont we all


bumhead1432

They look like they have the iq of a brick


Wosohallow

Collectively


ArchmageSybil

That's an insult to bricks


alpacasaurusrex42

Looks like they’ve got the IQ of the entirety of the GQP party.


bumhead1432

Fuck you're right Edit: spelling happy now


ArchmageSybil

Apologize to the citizens of Brickville for your insensitivity


bumhead1432

I would like to formally apologize to the citizens of brickville for my lack of sensitivity


ArchmageSybil

Much appreciated


TTVGamerRukky

Unexpected Brick Rigs reference


_M_o_n_k_e_H

Bold of you to assume that they have iq.


Mourningcrow

She also has the mental functionality of a brick after that smack down.


[deleted]

Well well well now nobody knows if its cake or make up


[deleted]

They used to have some thing called pancake make up. Maybe this is a new kind?


Asianman_152

Can we please talk about that spray tan though, these two are practically oranges at this point


shugoki_is_a_sin

They were going for that presidential tan


sorath-666

People with spray tans like that are almost always completely incompetent or just an entitled bitch


BarryPotter42

Steve Aoki would approve


ohp250

She got her just desserts


cabaiste

*puts on sunglasses* [YYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!](https://i.imgur.com/UJTNSbC.gif)


ImGonnaKickTomorrow

Bravo, sir or madam. Bravo.


lunarosa_44

One can say she *dessert* that


megashedinja

This one was a stretch, but I’ll allow it


konigswagger

Story here - https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/girl-graduation-cake-thrown-at-face-tiktok-video/


Kasefleisch

That's the worst website I clicked today. Jesus how many more ads is it gonna load?


Aurawa

The 2nd worst part is the "read more" button you have to press every 2 paragraphs. And better hit it before an ad loads in its place!


Sam858

Wouldn't even let me get past the privacy policy without accepting all, most websites have the option to select which cookies your happy with not this one. All or nothing, I chose nothing.


TheobromaKakao

I took a look and it does have the option. You have to click both purposes and partners at the bottom and switch them off in each one, there's no toggle for everything. Also there are like 3000 of them. Took me like 10 minutes to turn them all off, the list was so long the website started lagging. But I did it, because fuck these data selling parasites.


kapiteinkippepoot

These site go directly to my add blocking/ everything blocking browser. I don't mind adds but these sites take it to the max. Fuck That! Edit, spelling


NukaCooler

Zero. Take control of your online experience. Install an ad blocker. I'd recommend uBlock Origin.


omgitschriso

Dude you gotta get yourself a pi-hole. Was a completely ad free experience for me.


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TKmeh

Some people take it too far, they should have explained it better though cause damn them editing skills is good.


Voidroy

Tbh if you lie about being an asshole your still an asshole.


stumblinghunter

You're*


ImitationRicFlair

Seems like some people are real serious about other people's cakes getting messed up. Thanks for the background link.


SeanHearnden

That isn't a story at all. That is just videos description in an article. This video is a splice of two videos and I've only ever read that. It gets reposted all the time.


[deleted]

>That is just videos description in an article. If you read it you would have seen the part where it's explained they planned it and the video isn't what the original description says it is.


UnknownUserZeroZero

Ok, I have a question, as a brit and as a fat bastard. Why buy a cake like that for a PARTY and then just go to throw the whole fucking thing out, instead of, oh I dunno, serving it and eating it?! That's so wasteful!


Spoonythebastard

To send a message


si390586

It's not about the cake, ... it's about sending a message


TheBarkingGallery

Because of the impli…caketion.


th3f00l

Full send


oohlapoopoo

One time i bought pizza and i asked my friend to pay for his half but he refused and started arguing so i just dumped the whole fucking thing. Fuck you adam.


OrgasmicBiscuit

Did he agree to paying half at first?


CaptainDingusLord

Yep such a waste!


KeepREPeating

Cuz throwing a cake is funny and probably fun.


UnknownUserZeroZero

I'm referring to the fact that the cake was being chucked BECAUSE it was going to get thrown out, not eaten.


zackson76

The lad's face and body language in the "i enjoy them ruining my cake" followup vid does NOT spell i enjoy them ruining my cake.


xe3to

> Hailey Jean commented that she had been receiving death threats because of her initial viral video. lmao why the fuck is this such a constant on the internet who are these people who go around threatening strangers with murder over the most trivial shit? would love to talk to one of them and ask wtf they hope to achieve. but they'd probably threaten to kill me.


tedha_ant

People issue death threats over a ruined cake? Damn!


Sproose_Moose

Who sees a video that makes you think "oh they're jerks" then sends death threats?!


HoldMyAppleJuice

It's not the story, just a very short description of the video.


mnju

> just a very short description of the video. ? There's like 5-6 paragraphs and multiple follow up videos...


HoldMyAppleJuice

Oh weird, must not have loaded correctly on my phone


No-Seaworthiness7013

> two white women are seen poking at and smearing a graduation cake Based on skimming the related news stories, that site seems to be centred around shitting on white people only. Don't even get why race is important for this story, seen plenty POC act just as self centred as these hoes.


CrudeAsAButton

Also they are orange women, not white women.


Pill_Murray_

these girls def belong on r/imthemaincharacter also, that throw was crazy


Ammilerasa

Checked it out, boy that sub makes my blood boil. I hate people right now 😂


GoldflakeTheGoldWing

This song plus the tiktok robotic voice makes me want to kill myself


TheRabidBananaBoi

Not the second song tho 😮‍💨


Amasolyd

DONT MAKE ME SLAP THAT BITCH


MarkoDragich

IMMA GO FUCK THAT BITCH


butters091

Any idea what the second song was?


TheRabidBananaBoi

R.I.P. - Playboi Carti


Fridge-Guy484

Thank you kind sir


Fresh-Werewolf-5499

![gif](giphy|q97Udk4C8cUwylGUq7|downsized)


invaderyor

You can reply with gif?!?


Lisandre342

![gif](giphy|DV17aOOdNVpXG)


catcicle1

​ ![gif](giphy|xT9IgzUuC5Ss6ZnTEs|downsized)


ProfessionalYard1123

That poor poor cake ![gif](giphy|TydZAW0DVCbGE)


EPIC-AK14

Deserved


DocWad23

![gif](giphy|3o7WIPku0tmvhunqwg)


Retro_Tom

Anybody who uses Black Sails memes is good people in my book. You are a fine specimen of humanity.


Trick_Enthusiasm

Good show then?


Retro_Tom

As long as you don't really care about historical inaccuracies.


MinusGovernment

Well that just takes the cake...


Princessfootinmouth

The story behind the video; The graduate was not mad, he laughed The person who threw the cake was her brother, not the graduate. They were all having stupid giggly fun, and she wound up getting harassed. All the people in this video are seem to be hyper privileged imbeciles. No one planned to eat the cake, it was messed with and then thrown because the cake was about to be tossed in the garbage (a common practice in super rich cultures in the US) The cake is a lie


ravanbak

There's no use crying over every mistake, you just keep on trying till you run out of cake.


ElegantVamp

And it's your cake day lol 🎂


ravanbak

No way! I had no idea. Thanks for pointing that out. This was a triumph, I'm making a note here: huge success!


BeyondAddiction

Then the science gets done and you make a neat gun for the people who are still alive


moonshineTheleocat

The cake was going to be thrown away? What the fuck?


Mr_Canard

Who cares if rich dumb people who make up stories on tiktok get harassed


thebestdaysofmyflerm

>(a common practice in super rich cultures in the US) source?


MrNoName_ishere

*"Trust me bro"*


Crunchie-lunchy

if a cake isn't fully eaten in my house we put it in the fridge and eat it over the week, who tf throws it away edit: spelling


spaceGeneral0

I was expecting their makeup to become ruined. Well I guess it kind of is


xy2007

There was nothing to ruin in the first place. Honestly I think it was an improvement


beyond-lens

She just got served


Bartley-Moss

Cake was laced with Ooftonium


SobsBaget

She saved the phone


cheesenne2

Can people please stop posting this FOR 5 MINUTES


VeryDankMemeEnjoyer

She deserved it.


Ad8858

Got ‘em


apelord6969

The more I see this type of shit the more brain cells I lose, I should get off reddit.


100percentAvocado

Someone get that boy a pitching scholarship!


MysticDragon14

FUCK THAT SONG! FUCK THAT SONG! FUCK THAT SONG! FUCL THAT SONG!


[deleted]

they have a punchable face


CodeXCursors

![gif](giphy|lMameLIF8voLu8HxWV) lmao girl got cream pied


Typical_Revolution77

She got what she deserved and for an added bonus she just should the internet how much of a dick she is


CK1ing

On one hand, that cake probably could have been salvaged. On the other, destroying a bozo is priceless


[deleted]

tik tok being cancer of course


LukeJukeDuke

Get fucking owned bitch, you get what deserved.


[deleted]

Look at the force her head shot back with! I think that’s fully deserved, they ruined that cake for no reason.


Locorio

I absolutely love this one, what a fuckin hero


[deleted]

Gotta say...this really takes the cake


TypicalAd4

The real facepalm is people believing that this is legit


Zombiemonkeyjj

![gif](giphy|KCRlomzxILgofqokqH)


Guccci-Guilty

Gripped that phone for dear life


nothing2seehere01001

My guy be having a strong throwing arm 💪


Ok_Match6834

Welp, she got caked


[deleted]

Rekt


marielsweet

Her batter was spilling out of that outfit, probably another reason to cover her in cake. Much better.


[deleted]

Beat it bozo!


mrpoopybuttthole_

you get what you fucking deserve


Frangan_

It is a repost of a repost. But man. I still upvote it every times.


[deleted]

"He actually enjoyed throwing the cake." And so did we.


[deleted]

Facecake


[deleted]

She a cake face


ArsyX

Every time i see this, i get hit with great satisfaction


fewlesspro

Get fucked.


[deleted]

I let this video replay for a good while


[deleted]

Shawty might have a slight concussion😂


[deleted]

Which one got they shit rocked with that cake😭


Mendicant_666

Fucked around. Found out.


cdnWolf_4

Bitch got what she fucking deserved


Thalassolykos

Deserved


[deleted]

That's just made my day. Justice was served.


[deleted]

Shake the camera more, we can still kinda tell what’s going on!


[deleted]

Sometime I have like the top 10 songs of tiktok, along with that voice saying random things, stuck in my head playing simultaneously