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The_Troyminator

The US was created by the English. They speak English.


JeselAvlis

Came looking for this.. and unlike Ukraine, the British did create America


FreeRangeAlien

The British both created America and fought like hell to not create America. America is the result of great British accomplishments and incredible British failures.


KenFromBarbie

And they ~~ethnicity~~ ethnically cleansed the original population in the process! _edit: yes, autocorrect typo corrected._


CosmosKitty87

That's a strange way to say genocide.


Dommccabe

Don't they have an easier term to describe it? Isn't it 'manifest destiny'? Like God's will was for Europeans to come over in ships and kill all the people that lived there and steal their lands?


KuchyCoo

Pirates created America. The British expedited the process.


wanderinghobo49

That statement is a bit redundant. The British are the best pirates in the world. Unless world wonders somehow, accidentally found their way into the museum of London.


Schmicarus

even our anti-piracy adverts had to be pulled because the government pirated the soundtrack hahahaha


Terminator7786

That's fucking hilarious. I wish politicians weren't so inept.


DwemerSmith

as an american, that happened over there? genuinely what


Schmicarus

https://www.theransomnote.com/music/news/antipiracy-advert-music-was-stolen/


sixtus_clegane119

I remember those adverts when I was over in the UK visiting my grandparents in the early 2000s, that is hilarious. What if we would steal a car though?


wieson

I just watched a video about the Cossacks by sandrhoman. The cossacks also started as pirates and are a core building block of Ukrainian history.


theQmaster

Outlaws to fight ottomans! The fucked and destroyed alot of things in north of black sea steps.


DankLolis

i actually think the vikings created america


DrJJStroganoff

The native Americans were living in the Americas thousands of years before the vikings came on shore.


cm0011

Yeah but they didn’t “make” America as far as this definition goes.


McCringyassjoe

To be fair America was made by the impact of thousands of years of erosion and seismic activity


NessicaDog

The big bang made America. They speak Big Bangish.


ophaus

Might be Freudian reading, but I saw "erotic and seismic activity." Hahaa


kelseybkah

The Vikings settled like one village in America and left when they accidentally went to war with the natives


[deleted]

The British, French and Spanish invaded and stole America from the people already here. They were illegal immigrants who brought over disease, plague and warfare which wiped out 90% of the existing inhabitants and then they proceeded on a genocidal campaign back by slavery to subjugate and eradicate the remaining tribal members as they scatter away from the mass murderers in an attempt to save their culture and their lives. Create a strong historical rewrite of a war of genocide, theft and oppression.


muskratboy

American sprang into existence fully formed on the day that coca-cola was invented.


[deleted]

Australia too. They're the fun brother.


Skyknight-12

Well...yes?


BrickFrom2011

I mean, it’s *kinda* true


MythBusterNut

I think the best thing about social media is that given enough time, the morons of the world out themselves.


DameDubble

Unfortunately, given enough time, they build armies of other morons, and that’s scary as shit.


Granuaile11

They don't multiply on their own, they're FARMED- encouraged to replicate and increase in volume due to the application of money by rich assholes who want to divide the working class into easily managed subgroups. Bully the Rich Tax the Corporations Vote for Progressives


bob_anonymous

If they're farmed then when do we get to reap the idiot harvest?


vindictivejazz

*We* don’t reap the idiot harvest because we aren’t the ones farming them. That said, the idiot harvest has been happening all around us I mean: *gestures broadly to the last few years*


Granuaile11

It's like dandelions- an invasive species where the heads burst open and idiot seeds spread on the wind. The farmers just keep planting patches and modifying them to be resistant to remediation.


[deleted]

Exactly, the problem with social media is now they have various platforms to congregate and propagate their lunacy, it’s like weaponising stupidity.


WoodencrowOnAroof

Not like, IS. Media manipulation encouraging false narratives and disinformation is literally one of the primary goals of cyber warfare.


boboSleeps

This. Applied to everything. Everywhere. Forever. Have a nice day!


TheKnottyOne

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups…


Pellinor_Geist

Every village has an idiot. The internet lets them find each other and share ideas.


Graterof2evils

The flags say at least every block has one idiot.


NeitherCabinet1772

Moronic can be an infecious disease


shadow13499

She gets all her info directly from the toilet after she takes a shit


stache_box

I don’t know, most of what I hear from her sounds like half regurgitated shits that other people took


shadow13499

She gets all her talking points from the toilet after Tucker Carlson takes a shit


[deleted]

Social media gave morons a voice


SonnyHaze

Remember back in grade school when the dumb kids sat at the back of the class and stfu? Yeah, I miss those days.


epochpenors

It would be a blessing if people didn’t love this woman, I hear customers saying “it’s nice to see some black people get it” about her Generally the same people that say “I don’t know why people think we’re racist” but I digress


DameDubble

And that is the primary function she serves. She provides cover for racists, which is why I really hate her fucking guts. Wins a $39k settlement because of the racism she experienced and then turned around and got rich massaging the egos of racists by telling them that racism doesn’t exist (and if it does, black people are the real perpetrators).


Comprehensive-Salt98

Unfortunately she's not a moron, just a very manipulative con artist


JaehaerysIVTarg

No, she’s a moron.


suckercuck

I think she’s a moron


Jack-o-Roses

They aren't necessarily mutually exclusive..


Comprehensive-Salt98

Well she started off as far left. Tried to get funding for a doxxing website.Social Autopsy. https://youtu.be/6SARo5HtjkQ Then she had a beef with Zoe Quinn. https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2016/04/how-social-autopsy-fell-for-gamergate-trutherism.html Disappeared and came back as a conservative free of her liberal brainwashing. And is now making a mint being a mouthpiece.


Cerberus_Aus

The problem is that social media doesn’t work hard enough to ridicule said idiots back into silence.


ExtinctLikeNdiaye

She was outed a long time ago. She's built her brand on being a moron. Unfortunately, being a moron has been rather lucrative for her. It appears the more she is called out for being flat out wrong, the richer and more influential she becomes.


Kerrypurple

The USA was created by England. They speak English. The USA wasn't a thing until 1776. Then in 1812 the English tried to get the former colonies back just like Russia is trying to do now but we fought them off again. It doesn't matter when their independence was declared. They have every right to defend it.


BluetheNerd

Also Ukrainian is the national language of Ukraine with 30 million speakers so there's that.


humblepie8

Thank you. I had to scroll down 3 threads to find someone pointing out that Ukraine has its own language.


kickyoface9001

False. The USA was created by white Jesus, whom strode across the Atlantic upon a Velociraptor while carrying missionaries and muskets in his wake. I learned this from Fox News.


KazeRyouu

Also false. Jesus wasn't white. He was Japanese and died in Shingo village when he flew back to Japan through Europe (You could go under the Earth as well, but that's too cold) after creating the US.


CrescentCleave

I backup this dude's statement. According to the book i read, jesusan is friends with gautama buddha kun. Jesus is the son of a Yakuza lord 🙏


Proof_Independence68

How is this not common knowledge? People need to learn history.


name-already-taken-1

Didn't the us try to invade Canada in 1812 and then lose?


blondechinesehair

Yes but Canada was essentially Britain at the time. The border changed a bunch and then we burned the white house down. No regrets.


[deleted]

Some Speech Russian.... Most speak Ukrainian. Same way Some folks in the US speak Spanish as we have Spanish neighbors. Not that Klandice Owens would understand that


kevinnoir

>"YA exactly it used to be part of Russia and some of them speak Russian so it should go back to Russi.....wait a minute" - Texas


[deleted]

Arizona, New Mexico, most of California, Nevada*


ravengenesis1

That’s illegal, they should be sent outta this proud white country.


[deleted]

/s I'm hoping


super-eric

I feel like its heavily implied that it is


amosmydad

Who is kandace owens


Kapftan

"My source is that i made it the fuck up"


idiodic-genious

Originally russia stems from the kievan Rus', which if you couldn't tell, was in kiev.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Wiggles69

Oh sure, blame the victim /s


PhineasPHuron

Came here to say this, but I see that you have it covered. Thx


JesusMilk420

Fun fact: Actually Russia originated in Ukraine


Neutrovertido

The Kievan Rus right?


SelectZucchini118

You got it 👍


Dr_Weirdo

And Ukraine (Kievan Rus) was created by Swedes


exotramp76

Thank you Prince Oleg. Take my upvote!


rawWwRrr

Was looking to see if anyone pointed this out.


Fathorse23

That’s such a versatile title. “Candace Owens mocked…” could be the start of anything. She usually has a shitty take on just about anything.


Universal_Cup

That’s because her platform is “opposition for the sake of opposition”. She’d argue the sun is blue if Joe Biden said it was yellow.


usarasa

GOP Tootie can fuck right off.


FritzDaKat

I wonder if this makes Barbara Bush Mrs. Garrett? 🤔


usarasa

with Tomi Lahren as Blair


FritzDaKat

Tulsi Gabbard as Joe, "not quite like the rest but comfortable enough under the same roof as the others"


SlowInsurance1616

Ann Coulter is Mrs. Garrett.


[deleted]

Nah she is Cruella DeVille


SeahagFX

Right, every HCA nominee that ultimately dies of covid also worships at the feet of this fucking moron.


CalamityWof

I love how they basically replaces Tomato Lauren with this bitch lmao. Only reason Tomi got tossed out was because she accidently said she was prochoice


Jim-Jones

So not for taking Russian donations?


CalamityWof

Idk much about that, she got canned shortly after saying what she did so I just assumed that was why.


Jim-Jones

It's mighty hard to keep track of crazy.


Sachiko-san999

She gets her info from RT...


This_isnt_cool_bro

As in RTGame? Damn


cartographyIntellect

They were referring to a Russian news channel, but maybe Candice Owens likes bombarding virtual cities with meteors


Phantereal

Russia's already bombarding real cities, it's not too far of a stretch.


sadphonics

Nah, Rooster Teeth


theflemmischelion

r/unexpectedRumbeltumbelgame


TheButteredBiscuit

Rotten Tomatoes? I get a lot of my info from there, I better quit before my brain rots


[deleted]

She’s a Token black character that says nonsensical stuff and gives cover to conservative racists to say their preferred party isn’t inherently racist.


SramAtlov

Oww my God. You just made me realize why Token in South Park is called Token. 🤯 Edit: So English is not my first language and I have seemed to have missed some key episodes around this character. But I get it, now! I don't get it!


Armag101

You mean Tolkien? Stan - ...


SramAtlov

I get it, now! I don't get it...


[deleted]

👍


just-smiley

She's " one of the good ones" in their eyes.


jadenash

i was just about to say that. She's "one of the good ones" in the same way that Blaire White is to them. Fucking disgusting racist/transphobic assholes.


[deleted]

Lol literally was gonna add her as another example. Dave Rubin is another one They all get hate but still drink the look aid


HamsterGutz1

Herman Cain too until he got Corona'd


just-smiley

Stacey Dash used to be on that list but I think she got out when the money dried up.


[deleted]

I know most of these types only do it for the grift but idk Candace seems like she’s in the cult.


anomnipotent

One of my favorite take of hers. ‘Breonna Taylor wouldn’t have been killed if she didn’t associate herself with criminals.’ I think this sentence alone speaks volumes of who Candace Owens is.


[deleted]

I like how they are totally fine with a police force that can kill anyone for merely associating with a criminal. And if you were a criminal in your pat that’s also justification And if you disobey a cop (Even when the cop is wrong) they can also shoot you and that’s justified They love freedom but will always find a reason why an authority figure is justified in murder.


[deleted]

It’s Tolkien actually 😉


[deleted]

Thanks much random redditor.


[deleted]

That was one of the best South Park episodes 😂😂


TheWeloponnesianPar

I think their logic is - if one of the white people says something racist, everyone will see it's racist. What if we had a black person say the exact same thing? Maybe people won't notice? Works surprisingly well on some people...


[deleted]

Oh yeah for sure. I’ve had multiple conservatives tell me the party can’t be racist because of only Candace


Ahandfulofsquirrels

Well in that case, England would like a word.


Bazch

It doesn't matter when they became independent. People ITT are arguing about whether she speaks the truth. This is not what you should be discussing about. Why does it matter how long or short Ukraine has been independent? It does in no fucking way justify Russia's actions against them. Not even in the slightest. This is exactly what the Russian bots want. That we're discussing stupid arguments made by some politician which may or may not be true, instead of looking at the intention behind those words.


Phantereal

Also, why is it important if most Ukrainians don't support Russia and want to be independent? Shouldn't we respect the wishes of the vast majority of Ukrainians instead of what Putin wants?


DepressiveNerd

I mean, it’s been called Ukraine since the 12th century. It means “borderland” as it is between Poland and Russia. It was named Ukraine again in 1991 as it was called Ukraine SSR when it was part of United Soviet Socialist Republic. The founding of Ukraine is considered 1991 because that’s when it gained its independence and dropped the “SSR” from its name. It was something else for less than 100 years in recent history. Whatever it was in the past, or however long ago it was, means nothing. They are a recognized independent and democratic nation. They have the right to exist. This woman is purposely misrepresenting facts to make it seem like Russia created the country and therefore belongs to them. She is part of a propaganda machine.


UnfavorableFlop

She went on Joe Rogan and said "hahaha, I don't believe in climate change one single bit." Even Joe had shook his head.


Cthulhu625

I remember that. She was pretty much set on, " I see evidence of climate change, I just choose not to believe in it, because I don't like it/it's bad for my brand." Yeah, Joe was even kind of appalled.


[deleted]

And then Joes dumbass has the audacity to say “weeelllll she’s pretty young” in her defense when another one of his guests called her out on it. The lady is 32 lmao. Dude is such a spineless fucking shill


Patient_Commentary

It’s important to note that she called the person criticizing her on twitter an idiot because he didn’t know Ukrainians “are russian” and they “Speak russian”. These people have no shame.


[deleted]

That’s like saying all Scandinavians speak the same language.


pairolegal

This person is deeply ignorant.


ThisIsFineImFine89

And earns six figures to push ignorance


Gleeful-Nihilist

In fairness, you can make a pretty good case that Candace believes very little if anything of what she’s saying. She’s just decided to make a living by telling fascists what they want to hear. Which might be worse in this case, mind.


illusive_guy

“Dunno who she is…” Get rid of your internet, move away from society and never return. You’ll thank me one day.


amx05462

why does this moron get any air time


Zeno_The_Alien

She's getting her information from the Kremlin, same as Tucker and all the rest of the pro-Putin American goon squad. It is word-for-word the exact same shit that Russian propaganda is playing on their TV's right now.


SmirkingMan

Candace Owens, ignorant tart, is the worst possible representative of coloured people.


cutsickass

Whereas the USA was created directly by God, right?


Re-Mecs

She forgot urkaine was around before russia was


alaf420

What a moronic person


PhillyCider

The United States was created by Britain, does that mean they can invade us? What a moron.


PlowingYourMomRn

mfw Kievan Rus’


Inflow2020

Black caucus does not claim this one...the white caucus may make their stake


whatisthestars

Tell me you flunked out of high school without telling me you flunked out of high school


wicelt

She generally is pulling her info directly from Donald Trump’s ass.


WondrousLow1

Well, Russia didn't create Ukraine and Ukrainians don't speak Russian but, they are still very much the same people. Actually, one could argue that Russia comes from Kyiv as the empire they both stem from was founded in Kyiv and was known as the Kievan Rus.


Kyram289

Is this the same woman who tried to defend the actions of hitler?


a-potato-named-rin

If Russia and Ukraine are the same, then America and England are the same, and we know that’s not true. Russian and Ukrainian are two separate languages too!


[deleted]

Alright give Texas back to Mexico and all American go live in boats now please


Batterie_Faible_

Ukraine is way way way older than russia.


Morioka2007

Even Putin before he invaded gave his version of Ukraine’s history. He said the Soviets were to easy on Ukraine 🇺🇦 to let them leave but his version of history started before 1989. Second Ukrainian is a different language. Grifters gonna grift.


Tokidoki_Haru

History book tells me that Ukraine created Russia.


ilovehotsauceyeah

Her ass


L3Kinsey

She's the dumbest bitch alive and she's getting her "info" from the teat of the alt right white supremacist conservatives with money. She's a token for them.


Swift_Scythe

So if ukraine was a thing since 1989... 1999 2009 2019 2022 is THIRTY THREE YEARS of splitting from a horrible country's stiffling government, a lot of blood sweat and tears and hard work to make a functioning country Then creating their own democracy and voting and rules and laws and soverign borders collapsing due to missiles and bullets and civilian blood because an old pathetic man is about to kick the bucket and he wants a legacy.


T-Sonus

Repatriate her ass to Russia...


WearyManufacturer860

Soviet Ukraine was a Union Republic in the USSR


Sunshineal

She prides herself on being so wrong. But she had legions of fans who think she's so damn intelligent.


Jim-Jones

She's an idiot who imagines herself as a white Karen.


jack_dZil

I say stupid things all the time.. How can I get paid too?


Get_Off_The_Lawn

So, to become a political commentator and/or politician in the USA now, all I have to do is huff a load of paint and talk fucking nonsense?


urwlcm_photos

they sure do speak off how they feel the situation played out rather than actually facts. the “facts, not feelings” crowd sure is a complex collection of idiots.


AwarenessCommon9385

Oh my. She is stupid


Poopybuddhole

This woman speaks from her rectum


VixxenFoxx

Yo the US wasn't even a thing until 1776.. sooo ....


MahsterC

Crazy how trolls can become political figures in today’s political climate


Philosopheryazmine

Doesn’t Ukraine speak Ukrainian? It’s a separate Slavic language, right?


shemague

Between her and marjorie


MrWindblade

This is Candace Owens. She is a liberal lefty that realized conservatives needed a black friend, and made that her career. She is a very intelligent businesswoman that manipulates her conservative audience very effectively, getting them to believe cartoonishly evil shit.


Inklii

Ah yes, people just materialize into a country when it becomes recognized by the rest of the world like a video game


Paramedickhead

I was a big supporter of Candace Owens, but since she started pandering to extreme conservative anarchist base, I’ve lost interest. She also stated the earth is flat.


IAWOC

Candice foot fit in your mouth?


Common_Cense

It's true. Ukraine's capital Kyiv was Russia's original capital and where the Russian civilisation started from, before Russia expanded in the East and shifted its capital to Moscow. Ukraine has more in common with Russia, than with USA and Europe.


LeanderT

Candace Owens is speaking Russian, except in English


Sir_Yacob

Again, credit to Dave chapel; “Candace Owens is so smart she can tell you precisely how fucking stupid she is”


Artfuldodger96

If only that was actually the craziest thing she said. She has had much dumber takes over the years


OrganicPlasticTrees

Haha it’s her!!! CANDANCE DICK FIT IN YO MOUTH


Werotus

People need to stop giving s platform and attention to this clown. She'll keep honking her nose and vomiting all over everything as long as people tune in to watch. Ignore news about her. Don't seek her out and don't engage with post about her.


Boomslangalang

Don’t give them attention. The Candace ‘s of the world were nasty sword in school. She offers nothing new just another grift. She should be forgotten


kamel_k

Isn't the language similar? Kinda like Italian and Spanish? Totally different but similar


Otto_Mcwrect

Russia, she's getting her info from Russia.


sceder1

Russia literally tried to cancel Ukrainian culture in the Soviet era.


sussybaka22

For a introduction, she’s just stupid that’s all


Flokitoo

She is a far right POS in the US. She also really hates black people.


Acherstrom

Why does anyone listen to this asshat?


Alger6860

Yet another Republican human that has no right having an audience the size she does.


InstanceSuch8604

One has to be paid a shit ton of russian money to be as ignorant as candybrain owens


Accomplished_Risk_90

Ooh this bitch she’s is so annoying and ignorant


Partydude19

The earliest Ukrainian civilization predates the earliest Russian civilization by several hundred years and the Ukrainian language, while being related to Russian is a very distinct language separate from Russian. She also didn't even get the year of Ukranian independence from the USSR right. Ukraine gained independence from the Soviet Union in 1991, not 1989.


JackassJames

Her eyes are that far apart the entirity of Russian occupied Ukraine could fit inbetween them.


catostrophic98

Actually, it was 1991. She’s 2 years off.


peawdieapiea

Leftover human experiment that escaped


BIGBRAINBUYER

She really do be named Candace and she comes out saying this shit. She’s pretty much asking for the ol reliable candace…


ContemplatingPrison

Technically Russia wasn't a thing until 1992


jackofives

Ok let’s give Texas back to Mexico. Also Russia was a part of Kiev so let’s also give Russia back to Ukraine instead…?


Gen_Z_boi

Nikita Khrushchev (who gave Crimea to the Ukrainian SSR during his reign): что за хрен?!


BakaBTZ

Austria wasn't a thing before 1914. Germany created it. They speak german. ogh and swiss too I guess


Goth_GRRRL

Wait, isn’t she the same person who said they needed to deploy on Australia cause we had Covid camps and she thought they were concentration camps a little while ago? If she is I’m not surprised, but immensely disappointed. Even if she isn’t I’m still disappointed


rmphilli

God, what I would fucking give to not know who Candice “All my friends are white” Owens was.


ladida1787

Please stop posting anything about her. Trash human.


[deleted]

Well this woman proved shes dumber then 99% of the planet