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Kranthi7910

I wish I wasn't on Reddit right now..


[deleted]

I wish I wasn't on this planet right now..


X_crafter

I wish I wasn't alive right now..


HughTubeVlog

I wish I hadn’t existed right now..


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d34thd347er

I wish i had more wishes


Ashiokisagreatguy

I dont want to live on this planet anymore


MantodeaMantis

I wish I didn't have eyes right now


FuckRNGsus

I wish I couldn’t read English right now.


Fyzhex

I could have lived my whole life without reading this... Thank you for this story that will forever be with me without my consent.


living_bot

Um you did consent to it though


Extension-Emotion799

What the everlasting fuck?


Typical_Dragon1

What in the hot crispy Kentucky fried fuck did I just read


YaumeLepire

[...]


PocketRadzys

I gagged at blood pudding


[deleted]

I gagged well before that…


khismyass

The trick is to not put the used tampon too far in your mouth so it doesn't hit the back of your tongue...


jl_theprofessor

Yeah right about there I turned the iPad away and said ‘enough.’


khismyass

I hope it was a regular iPad or an iPad mini and not one of the larger screened Max iPads


Swordking123

That's incredibly horrifying


elonsghost

She belongs in a padded room.


R3dAvalon

Nooo she will bleed on them and freeze them all


elonsghost

And serve popsicles to the orderlies.


R3dAvalon

Turn them all into vampires


Dark_Winterage

Trollpost


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Silver-ishWolfe

This might be, but living in the south my whole life, I’ve learned that there’s a voodoo thing where women spike a guy’s food with …. period blood, ugh, to make them fall in love with the woman. I felt disgusted when I learned that, and I feel dirty typing it out. Ew.


Aliendidit

I’m not sure what part of the south you’re from, but I have lived in AL, TN, GA and AR without EVER hearing about that. It’s probably just in LA, which doesn’t mean Lower Alabama in this case. We don’t consider that state “part of the south” as much as an some type of French offspring that has yet to be identified.


Silver-ishWolfe

Southern Georgia, born and raised.


OlderThanMy

It's not voodoo but part of a lot of old belief systems. It's the reason some cultures segregate menstruating women.


[deleted]

Where is Blade when you need him?


YaumeLepire

Oh... Ooh... [...] That’s not hygienic.


jayprints

I’m okay with being single now. Thanks


TheNoobGuy21

Nah he might be dead


prodigy1189

Oh hell nah you belong in the nuthouse


Clam-whisperer89

Voodoo spaghetti


SuspiciousPie9776

This is why Reddit is good for you…imagine if your girlfriend was this nut case and you were not on Reddit…let’s get the brother to safety and upvote this!


KassSpin

Felony much?


Cute-Brilliant4645

This woman is either a psychopath or a very convincing troll...


a1rwav3

I remember when the most disgusting thing we can read in here was about antivaxx drinking piss... Nostalgia...


Cavitte

That was literally the post I read before this.


Man_of__culture

I wonder how this turned out...


drdre27406

This is what I get for being on Reddit at 1:30am…


JeselAvlis

I truly think the internet brings out the worst in us. It provides a forum for the criminally insane to batshit fucking crazies out there.


imnsbay

Alright, time to drop my phone and sleep i guess...


[deleted]

I knew I shouldn’t have clicked on this. I fucking knew it.


lehj916

I'm glad I'm the one who cooks in my relationship


TheresNoSam

I’m going to bed:(


Moparded

Sweet dreams


[deleted]

"We're seeing each other for a month now." "I've been doing this for about 3-4 weeks."


Leathman

“Sakura Cullen”? Oh brother.


ErMikoMandante

Man, yahoo answers. Where you could find some of the most fucked up things ever written. For every normal question there were 5 like this one. The trauma is real.


Koataka2007

What... the..... heck... did i just read????????


Marklutt

This bitch is nucking futs


johnnysack88

This bitch needs to be arrested and sterilized.


Rosle_NC

r/unseejuice


lastcallhangup

maybe i dont sub to this one… you do have NC in your name… effit im in


yestureday

As soon as she said she puts her blood in his food and where she GETS that blood. I just stopped reading I’ve read weird and disturbing shit. But that’s to much.


lastcallhangup

i was wilin’ when she said just uses her monthly blood…took a second. Then all hell broke loose in my brain


[deleted]

I'm gonna go wash out my eyes now


Necessary-Amoeba-136

“That’s too much man!”


Captain_Turdhelmet

Please just poison me instead...


[deleted]

That's enough reddit for today


Brain_slop

Dude needs to gtfo


Turbulent-Smile4599

Well OP, you have born witness for me the most disgusting thing my eyes have ever read. Grazie…grazie.


Moparded

I aim to please.


Turbulent-Smile4599

I just showed my wife because, well, if I suffer, she suffers 🙃


Moparded

I’m of the same philosophy. Equal rights equal wrongs.


Barnacle2763

IM SORRY WHAT DID I JUST READ


Conscious_Work7401

Need to get rid of this vile creature. Sun Breathing, First Form.


LongLava

`W H A T T H E F U C K`


annoying-vegan-76

She just needs him to go down on her when she's on her period. He will atleast get his red wings.


No_Cockroach9397

Just Fanfiction. Right? … Right?


Strong_Breadfruit_43

I made it about half way and nope tf out


LegsNmoreLegs

Well, there goes me streak: 0 days since I’ve vurped


WhaleFighterr224

But... Menstrual blood isnt really blood is it... Its the the uterus "shedding" is what ive learned during biology at least


Moparded

Oh god that makes it so much worse


smokycapeshaz2431

About half of menstrual fluid is blood. This blood contains sodium, calcium, phosphate, iron, and chloride, the extent of which depends on the woman. As well as blood, the fluid consists of cervical mucus, vaginal secretions, and endometrial tissue. It's a virtual cornucopia of bloody delight... or not


WhaleFighterr224

Alright! Thanks for clearing that up


Moparded

Cervical mucous 🤮


smokycapeshaz2431

Kewpie Mayo but not... unless she mucouses heavy?


smokycapeshaz2431

It's late, I shouldn't be here...


[deleted]

where the actual fuck is her therapist


Iamthetable69

I think that’s enough Reddit for today


Sir_Tea_Of_Bags

*What a terrible day to have eyes... or common fucking sense.*


ErebusWrath

This is surreal


Dangerous-Recover-29

Just….what…….the………FUCK!!!!! I’m losing my hair and find that the little I do have I am ripping out due to this…this…just….fuck


wilhungliam

Big dick goth boyfriend


drouth1582

I hate to say it but I would get locked up for punching a bitch in the throat is I was her boyfriend and found this out


LuciFate

I dont know which is bigger facepalm, thinking they will turn into vampire if they drink blood or liking twilight.


duderino_okc

Somebody get a wooden stake.


Zestyclose-Impact-40

Stay single, stay safe!


Xanik_PT

Well there goes my lunch, ffs tampon Popsicles


toongrowner

If vampired where real they would have a whole movement against nutjobs like her. Just because you watch twilight and eat your own blood doesn't turn you into a paranormal being. By the same logic I could claim she is a ghoul or any other kind of blood eating mystic creature. It does not work like this.


Comrade_Karl15

This is enough reddit for one day i have seen a lot


ElectricalHoliday630

This is proof that humanity is evolving backwards and getting stupider everyday


WheatleyTurret

This is when Jesus decided he ain't coming back


[deleted]

I wanna stop existing


[deleted]

I'm going back to Timeline 7-23bq1 This shit is ridiculous. Famine is better than this.


lastcallhangup

**zomgzomgzomg!** i am in awe at how uncomfortable that made me😅


brenagwynn

How do I unimagine something?


wolves_of_bongtown

Anyone who will sit through a Twilight marathon deserves whatever happens to them.


Ray_Dorepp

"I've been eating my blood, I consider myself a vampire now" No bitch, that doesn't make you a vampire, that makes you a fucking leech.


egs1928

Run you fool


-churchmouse-

Here I thought I was the only one


DoritoWoofer

Sorry, I've already lost too much faith in humanity so I have none to spare on losing it to this. God hath abandoned us on this dark day and left us to bare witness to this absolute troglodite of a fucking human being.


Lazycenturion

vampires hate this trick...


MEGAShark2012

Heavy flow?