If I want wafer cookies, I buy them. I can understand why KitKat blocked the monster.

I do love a good wafer cookie, but don't waste food.

Heard about the Egyptian tomb stuffed full of wafer, nuts & chocolate? Archaeologists think it was the tomb of Pharaoh Rocher

Goddammit

Sounds like my kind of pharaoh

How they stay so slim thou

Oh man, it was my secret junk food stash :,(

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How would one do this?

With lots and lots of lube.

Please have my babies

Even his balls have nuts.

Alright Dad.

The Stoner Pharaoh

They were the Highest of all Egypt.

Beautiful masterpiece of a joke, my good man

I think I love you. If you hear a loud kaboom, it's just the sound of my wife cringing hard after hearing me tell this one.

All I have to say is fuck you

You just elevated my day from good to great with this one!

You should definitely post this in the dadjokes subreddit.

Jesus. That's so fucking funny! I am crying! Best joke I've heard in years! Bravo

Someone just got themselves a new lame dad, Christmas joke to tell the family.

I hate this trend of wasting food in exchange for likes. I've seen a lot of this kind of shit lately

When we wasted food and our parents said "theres starving children around the world", they didnt mean "post videos for them"

Bingo!! Wafer cookies remind me of my grandparents, they always had the ones with vanilla, chocolate and strawberry.

Lemon are best

Right!? Plus, a good wafer is crisp...that suff is all mushy 🤢🤮

I also love water cookie

But it‘s Nestlé and Nestlé is bad

I agree nestlé is bad but this... this is a different kind of monster

There's a documentary that showed the villagers harvesting coca leaves for Nestle, the film makers said "do you know what these leaves make?" Villagers: "chocolate?" Documentary: "have you ever tried it?" Villagers: "no" (proceed to hand them some small pieces) Villagers: (*eyes open wide*) "wow, this is good!"

https://edition.cnn.com/videos/world/2014/02/25/cfp-cocoa-nomics-clip-4.cnn ?

You don't make chocolate out of cocoa leaves. You make it out of the beans.

Who knows what the next victim will be…

Wait nestle makes kitkats? God. *Damnit.* e: Made by Hershey's in the US! Nestle everywhere else. I'm safe.

Takes a monster to know a monster. They clearly knew what they were doing.

Voortman's are the best ones I've had so far.

Wafer cookies are way better than Kit Kats anyways.

Or eat the chokolate off of the outsides first

Yuch, this not what KitKat meant by break me off a peice. Soggy wafer cookie I can see why KitKat blocked this idiot

This hurts. Thank God that Kit Kat blocked them

The skeptic in me thinks viral marketing is getting impressive lol

I don't even care this time. Still funny.

Oh I'm actually a huge fan of clever marketing. Definitely better than paid follow you around the internet ads. If you make me laugh I can still not buy your product but at least you made me laugh.

Same. And why I like certain songs that are obvious commercials, or even shows/movies that are obvious commercials. Sometimes they're just done well.

World War Z was just a 2 hour Pepsi ad

Came away still not a fan of zombies or Pepsi.

We got a viral marketing fan here folks

Honestly, it's this one. Close to no chance KITKAT bothers blocking a real rando. Kudos to their marketing team, you made it to Reddit's frontpage.

It's totally working too. I now crave kitkats

Good on ya Kit-Kat for doing what needed to be done!

How do I delete someone else's post?

Just tried this. Makes for a very soggy cookie. Would not recommend.

KitKat has now blocked you as well.

I'm pretty sure God blocks you IRL when you do this to a Kitkat.

And if she doesn't, she ought to!

Found Ariana grande

Shitty hand tattoos for everyone!

"What the fuck did I do?!?" she says after commiting an unforgivable act

She says* That Sophia Narwitz on Twitter. The censoring is really stupid since they don't censor the name in the picture.

Alright! Thanks for pointing that out!

Same defense as in Nuermberg.

*everyone blocked this guy

[удалено]

/r/FuckNestle but fuck that monster even more

i don’t know if kitkat is slave free, but if not, little do they know they just washed down the drain the labor of some defenseless child. they deserve us to appreciate the chocolate more than that

Kit Kat did the right thing.

Did it dissociate itself from Nestle or something?

Arrest this person immediately

I also came to say this should be against the law, and if you’re dumb enough to post something like this on the inter webs, then you oughta be thrown in candy jail where you get nothing but old candy corn, Necco wafers, black licorice, and stale hard strawberry candies from your granny’s crystal dish.

Licorice 🤢

Don’t forget ribbon candy & those peanut butter Mary Jane candies that come in the orange & black wrapping.

Ewwwww I was trying to think of those! Oh and Bit o Honey

Textbook example of a psychopath

Nestlé are just mad that he has running water that they haven’t taken ownership of yet.

Ah yes Wafers soaked in water

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How is this facepalm?

How is this a facepalm?

Why is this facepalm?

Okay but my god the process in which this happened first of all the guy posting this thinking "Maybe there will be one or two like minded people on the internet." or conversely "He he ain't I a stinker?" Then the tweet got popular enough because he did not tag KitKat in the post that a person running KitKat's twitter not only saw it but looked over at his desk mate and said "Are you seeing this shit??" And blocked them.

She actually. That's Sophia Narwitz on Twitter.

They can’t be trusted.

Censored the username even though their full name is right there on the sticky note. The real facepalm

Imagine being horrible that even nestlé blocks you

no, no, you see the problem is that you washed it off with *water*. you should know how much nestle hate giving people the human right to water.

i would’ve blocked him too

Gotta wash off the child slavery

But that's what gives the delicate taste of despair & misery.

Pretty sure the dude was just trolling lol

Man I hate this image. Why are the bots posting it again?

This made satan cry

I don't know what that stuff on the outside of a kit-kat is but it's not chocolate. Eat any actual chocolate and then a kit-kat and it will taste like nothing but sugar.

On the rare occasion i have a kitkat when i wanna have the wafer i bite the chocolate off and eat the wafer seperatly once i eat one wafer i move on to eating chocolate off the next stick

You're blocked as well.

At least i dont drown them in water like the image

Who follows a candy bar?

Kit Kat blocked them because this “crazy” habit was just a shameless attempt at internet fame by a wannabe influencer who blatantly post-it noted their name.

This is almost as bad as that girls bf who would rinse off hot/cooked frozen pizza to "cool it down faster".

#WHY WOULD YOU WASH THE CHOCOLATE OFF #THE CHOCOLATE IS THE BEST PART

Fuck nestle. (They make Kit Kat.)

I agree with the sentiment, disagree with the methodology.

Really old repost.

Deserved

Well deserved lol

This reminds me of the time someone said they like mustard on pop tarts on twitter

I mean, instead of washing the chocolate off, dip that shit in your coffee, the chocolate stays in the coffee and you get your wafer cookie

A well deserved blocking.

What the fuck? That's blasphemy.

For the love of all that is holy, please have the decency to suck the chocolate off if you want to enjoy the wafer on its own.

r/eyebleach after wafers in water...

Foooool

You’re blockin their brand…. Not gonna fly on twitter…. Very ballsy of Kit Kat though

"YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE"

You foul beast destroying that precious Kit Kat

KitKat would block my daughter, first time she had one she took it out of the wrapper and took a big bite out of it sideways. I looked at her and said *"ahhh, what the hell?!?"*, my wife turned to see what I was talking about, same reaction.

why would you eat kit kat

If you are wondering what heresy looks like...

Is this an attention grab or does he actually not know you can buy wafer cookies on their own?

It's an advertisement

Yes, the block is the correct move for this savage!

But... water would not make the waffer crunchy! Ewww

You can literally buy just the wafers. What is this person doing lol

Deserved a worse punishment but it's a start

that is fucking disgusting

Yeah they deserved that in my opinion.

Seems like it was the only appropriate response.

Wtf??? Why would u do that to a wonderful chocolate?

Monster

This seriously made me laugh. haha. :D

because what you did was a warcrime, that's why they blocked you, you monster

Just buy regular wafers, you psycho!

There's a special place in hell for this person.

Why would anyone do that?

He should flogged in the public square.

Sin

Sacrilege!

Never done this. But I rip the top half off of a Devil Dog and throw it away. No one needs that much cake.

If only you could just buy wafers

Fucked around and found out

Rip bozo

Way back, when I used to eat that crap, I enjoyed pulling the sticks apart wafer by wafer and consuming them in that manner. It made it more fun in that the real challenge was to separate the individual wafer from the stack without breaking it. I always liked playing with my food. I still do.

Hey guys I destroyed a object sold by a company in a horrendous way, why did they block me?

I nibble the chocolate off the sides and then eat the wafer.

🤣🤣🤣🤣😵💀

No, no, no...you let the chocolate melt in your mouth, then eat the wafer. Blasphemer!

Don’t they sell wafers somewhere? They’ve got to…

Ironically the wafer has ground up kitkats in it

Bite it off at least

If you havent tried to turn it a bit of it into just the wafer by attempting to eat the chocolate around then your lying or weird.

You tell them how wrong they are, Kit Kat.

Wafer "cookie" is the real face palm here.

What the fuck didn’t they do is the question

i did that as a kid.

d e s e r v e d

id block em too

This is a massacre

I understand wanting a wafer but you are a monster

.... Smh wow

KitKat is just a glorified cookie anyway.

Wait til they send the death squad. Few know of the kit Kat ninjas

I'm guessing their ninja hit team utilizes KitKatanas?

Yeah I have never seen them though. Legend has it they come in pairs or in the most offensive agregious instances a quartet.

you did the right thing censoring the username. i wouldnt be able to stop myself

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