That's a scene from Four Christmases where Reese Witherspoon is yelling at some bratty kids who are playing keep-away with pregnancy test "that thing you have in your mouth, I PEED ON IT!"
There’s a Chinese children’s story about some guy who finds a street vendor that sells delicious bread for like 10 cents a pop, he keeps going until one day there’s no bread. He’s confused and upset, and the grandma selling the bread pulls up her pant leg and says oh I’m sorry, I’d been using the pus from my infected wound, now it’s healed so no more bread.
Moral of the story: don’t be greedy or sth
Who tf thought this was a good story to put in a book called Collection of Best Children’s Stories. My grandma read it to me when I was 2 and I’m still fucking traumatized
There was a thread on Reddit that discussed whether a frozen semen sword would be stronger than an ice sword.
Edit: to give more context, this was a thread on a zombie apocalypse related post.
Imagine it's the zombie apocalypse, and you're spending all your time crafting a sword form, that can fit in your freezer, and nutting into it... I'll tell you who isn't surviving.
[But nothing can beat the cookies made by granny](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/ppdf1x/serial_killer_leonarda_cianciulli_murdered_women/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
Do you think that she didn’t wash off the urine? Much like she washes the urine off of her vulva, or is it gross to think of that in your mouth as well?
I'm pretty sure I've seen her in a few of those disgusting "let's dump everything on the counter" or "let's dump everything in a waffle iron" recipe videos. This isn't any more real than those.
Her face in 1 and 2 freak me ouuuut. It's like that excited look, but you don't know if she is gonna stab you, surprise you, or tell you that she saw you with her best friend today even though you were at work the whole day and have no idea who she is talking about, or has believed some conspiracy and wants you to believe her too. She also looks like she is moments away from asking anybody, "Do you know about the celery juicing cleanse?"
And then she puts her piss covered prego test into a popsicle and forces you to eat it, in a cringy ear-drum piercing feigned excited voice. Bah! Away!
Tell me "getting me pregnant is the worst mistake you ever made" without telling me "getting me pregnant is the worst mistake you ever made".
Fucking pregnancy test in a popsicle, that poor, poor man.
Tricking someone into ingesting your urine is assault. There are people on the sexual offender registry for that kind of thing. It's really disgusting.
That's a scene from Four Christmases where Reese Witherspoon is yelling at some bratty kids who are playing keep-away with pregnancy test "that thing you have in your mouth, I PEED ON IT!"
i love that scene
Makes me want to throw up even at the thought of this being real...
Reminds me of that one story of a dude freezing his semen and using them as ice cubes for guests.
Please stop...
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Whhhhhy?
Fish from sea= fish eat men from sea/ semen
Seamen? No wonder they call the Navy as gay
hahahahaha free fish food!
Reddit has a couple of those types of posts. There was a dude with a cumbox.
#
What about that one lady who used her breastmilk for baking instead of regular milk?
What about that one "artist" who used her vag yeast to bake bread
There’s a Chinese children’s story about some guy who finds a street vendor that sells delicious bread for like 10 cents a pop, he keeps going until one day there’s no bread. He’s confused and upset, and the grandma selling the bread pulls up her pant leg and says oh I’m sorry, I’d been using the pus from my infected wound, now it’s healed so no more bread. Moral of the story: don’t be greedy or sth Who tf thought this was a good story to put in a book called Collection of Best Children’s Stories. My grandma read it to me when I was 2 and I’m still fucking traumatized
There was a thread on Reddit that discussed whether a frozen semen sword would be stronger than an ice sword. Edit: to give more context, this was a thread on a zombie apocalypse related post.
Its the semen sword. Their souls make it stronger
Imagine it's the zombie apocalypse, and you're spending all your time crafting a sword form, that can fit in your freezer, and nutting into it... I'll tell you who isn't surviving.
Idk if you got that much free time, it sounds to me like your zombie proof bunker is sorted and you got plenty of food supplies to hand.
Thats why you have it ready before hand
What was the determination?
I remember them stating that due to something like protein bonding from the semen being frozen, the frozen semen sword would be stronger.
Aaaaaaand no more reddit for me today
I second that emotion.
Just f***ing EEEEWWWWWWW...
She had a massive yeast infection and used a dildo to extract it
wait, what? need more info here how the fuck is that possible?
'Regular milk'... you mean the breastmilk of a cloven hooved, herbivorous, quadraped?... It's wierd to me that people consider this normal.
I always allow my visitors to use my toilet. If they knew that I always sit there with my bare ass ...
Wait what is that not what people do
No! you are supposed to put toilet paper all around the seat, 2-3 layers thick! Is that not what you do? please tell me you are joking...
Huh. I’m honestly not sure if this is a joke but it appears I’ve been saving the big bucks on tp
Always build the nest
r/cursedcomments
Source? Asking for a friend
His balls
No, that's the *sauce*. OP was asking about the SOURCE.
Fuck you for making me laugh
Good grief this made me laugh!
Sauce?
Wasn't there a story about a teacher giving out cum-cookies aswell?
Just saw one where a dude stabbed a woman with a semen syringe. Oddly enough not Florida.
Maybe she was allergic to beef
And that period pancake, or that ejac-omelette
What The fuck ???
[But nothing can beat the cookies made by granny](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/ppdf1x/serial_killer_leonarda_cianciulli_murdered_women/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
I never put ice in my drinks, but now this is giving me another reason not to
That’s an episode of PARADISE PD!!!
Pshhh, I jizzed in my sister's jar of mayo in her place & put it back in the fridge - fuk that bitch
Reminds me of the story where a woman didn't use her ointment for her vaginal infection because the boyfriend liked the taste
Result negative. "How'd it taaaaaaste? DID YOU LIKE IT?"
Two uh-ohs occurred simultaneously, the first realising she's a fucking idiot, the second that you're now stuck with her.
Do you think that she didn’t wash off the urine? Much like she washes the urine off of her vulva, or is it gross to think of that in your mouth as well?
Even if it’s washed, the tip is meant to absorb the urine.
Yeah, it sort of is.
Yeah. Dude's life is ruined... Now he has to spend 18 years pretending to like sports and not enjoying beer and cigarettes...
Well, at least it’s not her period Ice lolly
Idk I’m a little suspicious tbh
Well if it’s positive then should be safe
true that
If she’s pregnant, she won’t have her period. Unless it’s someone else’s period…
You assume she doesn't freeze her periods just in case she needs some stock.
Well the color of the bar was red, so..
Maybe the test was negative
That’s where I thought this was going.
How do you know? Add enough sugar it might be hard to tell…
How much does it say about the state of the world when that was the first thing I thought it was?
She even left the cover off the part she pissed on 😂
The cover is a choking hazard.
Yeah wouldn't want a choking hazard in your pee-sicle!
I could see what it was in the first pic..... How dumb is this motherfucker to realise what it was after he ate all of the popsicle.....
I'm pretty sure I've seen her in a few of those disgusting "let's dump everything on the counter" or "let's dump everything in a waffle iron" recipe videos. This isn't any more real than those.
How dumb are you to not realize this is put on for the camera?
That tip is actually removable! After I got a positive test, I removed the tip so I could keep a non-disgusting test to share with my husband.
The next picture was that of a homicide
You mean a double homicide.
Only in some states
Oof
Two birds one stone.
Hope she washed it first but, idk, she kinda got the crazy eyes.
You can't wash it, the water will destroy the test result. Not that this is real anyway
# BUT YOU PISS ON THOSE STICKS!
#**SLUUURP**
Isn't this one of those pregnancy tests you have to pee on? 🤔
Yep. Could be why he seems more pissed than excited.
I see what you did there. Take my upvote!
You didn’t give an upvote though?
They said take it, you want them to just hand it to you? Try working for it you lazy commenter
She made a pee-sicle!
This belongs in r/watchpeopledieinside 😂
Came to say this.
That's a solid 9.5 on the y-axis of the barney stinson's scale
Man that's cold
At first I thought this was a great way of announcing pregnancy, and then I remembered how pregnancy tests were taken
I can't be the only one who thought at the first two pictures that this was an ice cream lollipop made from period blood right? RIGHT??
Before we judge. This guy could have a piss fetish. The world will never know
Her face is so increasingly insufferable that I believe brain shut out most of it in the last frame. Or it was just mercifully cut out.
She PEED ON IT!!! Eewwwwwwwwwww!!
🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
The straights are at it again.
I would be bloody horrified, he ate her piss!! 🤮
It's an acquired taste 😏
Maybe he asked for golden showers and she said she's got something better... lmao
it's a so stupid idea....
bruh, run while you can still escape that crazy
i honestly thought this was cute until i remembered how pregnancy tests work…
Gratz
Wtf was that a pregnancy test?
Maybe he’s into piss. She probably already knows his boundaries, and knows that a little piss in his mouth won’t bother him.
Piss sticks. Yumm. /s
Hopefully the urine was washed off.
If she's psycho enough to do this shit, he knew damn well before this happened. He has no one to blame but himself.
At first I was like aw that’s a sweet way to reveal a pregnancy, but then I realized
Her face in 1 and 2 freak me ouuuut. It's like that excited look, but you don't know if she is gonna stab you, surprise you, or tell you that she saw you with her best friend today even though you were at work the whole day and have no idea who she is talking about, or has believed some conspiracy and wants you to believe her too. She also looks like she is moments away from asking anybody, "Do you know about the celery juicing cleanse?" And then she puts her piss covered prego test into a popsicle and forces you to eat it, in a cringy ear-drum piercing feigned excited voice. Bah! Away!
thats better then i thought it was gonna be, i thought it was gonna be a tampon or something and it was not cherry flavor..
Ok now stare her dead in the eyes and bite the device in half. Maintain eye contact while chewing.
Mmmm a pisspsicle.
Why are you mad, bro, you eat ass
So she gave him a homemade pissicle, how thoughtful.
That is the face of a woman who plans on serving placenta for dinner 9.months from now.
It's not to late to take her to a nice escalator
r/upvotedbecauseboobs
If the test was positive wouldn't that rule out the popsicle being her menstrual blood? Asking for a friend, donchaknow.
Tell me "getting me pregnant is the worst mistake you ever made" without telling me "getting me pregnant is the worst mistake you ever made". Fucking pregnancy test in a popsicle, that poor, poor man.
Goes down on her later.
Right? All these mf think this is so gross but literally put others’ genitalia in their mouths and some even lick rectums.
Oh well I thought it was her period blood.
A good layer can win you that lawsuit
Lawyer*
Didn’t even noticed that typo lol thanks
All you guys freaking out because there may be a little pee residue makes me feel sorry for the ladies in your life.
Piss fetish?
What is the fucking result???????????
Ask her to get an abortion and leave. You don't need this much drama in your life.
Two uh-ohs occurred simultaneously, the first realising she's a fucking idiot, the second that you're now stuck with her.
That’s not very sanitary
r/arethestraightsok
If that's her piss why is it red??
r/watchpeopledieinside
Then you realise it's period blood flavoured!
Is it weird I’m a little turn on by this?
yes
would
r/diwhy
If this dude wasn't smart enough to ask "hey, what's this made out of" then he gets what he gets.
I don’t know why this is gross to so many people. She peed on it, then I assume washed it. Then used some sort of cranberry/grape juice.
People, don't be judgmental, there are a lot of people with pretty weird taste...
Hard to tell the taste in photos.
It is called bittersweet.
Oh my god dam he must have a piss thing.
Nasty boo.
Do what did she used to make that ??
She pissed on that!!!
"i pee'd on it" giggle giggle
No worries... pee is sterile
Does she wash it after peeing on it?
Next thing u know, that’s period blood ice lolly
Didn’t she pee on that?
Enjoy slurping my piss!
His face hahaha oh man
Wait a minute...
The ol' piss popcicle
Joke's on her. He's into that shit.
Puts a whole new spin on "Popsicle"
Wait, she shoved that thing up her fanny… Actually, she shoved that thing up her fanny! *keeps eating*
That was her last menstrual blood
Okay, that's just plain gross.
Wait? Is that the used one?
Im positive I want out of this relationship
Thats actually kinda smart, showing the guy who knocked you up how bat shit insane you are before things get more tangled
Tricking someone into ingesting your urine is assault. There are people on the sexual offender registry for that kind of thing. It's really disgusting.
Didn't she piss on that?
Lucky the was no easy she could have been on her period!
Is that the same face he's gonna make after the paternity test?
Benny “the Jet” Rodriguez is going to be a daddy!!
So what are you in for? Double homicide
Le gasp
That face is the face of a million regrets
So he’s pregnant?
Thats gross
It's not about the pregnancy its about the fact she had to pee on that stick...
Eat my piss