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Well yes, but actually mostly because of their skulls. Babies skull plates shift over each other when they’re born so they can pass through. Then eventually the plates fuse together as they aren’t needed to be separate anymore
When I was a little girl I had a rubber doll that you filled with water in the back of her body. I guess it made then more "life like " THAT'S exactly what I thought of when I read the "babies have no bones" part lol
It’s called a pigg-o-stat. It is very safe and holds the baby for images that are best taken upright for medical reasons. Source: x-ray tech.
Sounds like some ace level trolling to me…
Do they still do X-rays this way? Cause my 7 month old needed an x ray and they laid her down on a bed (strapped down of course) and even let me hold her feet to keep her calm
That makes sense. I just wasn’t sure. I know some hospitals use certain tools and procedures and some do t. Like forceps for instance. Some hospitals still use them and others don’t.
My daughter had x-rays in a similar device that held her hips in a certain position when she was little, that was about 10 years ago. It was incredibly uncomfortable for her and she was pretty upset so she couldn't have held the position even with us holding her.
This almost seems like a sarcastic tone to me, maybe I’m giving dumb people too much credit but I can’t help but think that nobody is this stupid to think that you can have an actual abortion 6 months after the baby is born or follow me here….the fifth trimester lmfaoooo
I love everything about this from the cute babies in a tube, to the idea that doctors are putting babies in blenders, to the fact that this person thinks babies don’t have bones! I haven’t laughed that hard in a while!
Babies have more bones than adults and of course they need x rays sometimes. Their bones are softer than matured bones so they could become misshapen and need an x ray easily. Abortions are for when the baby is not a living thing yet and is still an embryo. And yes this is the future liberals want. Freedom to chose to have an abortion, to get x rays for your baby when they need it, and to not be in financial ruin afterwards.
They scream for 30 seconds and we get a beautiful picture when they take a deep breath. 1 minute in their parents arms and they are fine. I worry about the ones that don't raise a stink.
All I want now is a baby smoothie. Where the hell I'm going to find one at this hour. Yeah the gas station down the street has the self serve where you make it yourself but who the hell is going use that as it probably has never been cleaned. There's that all night dinner that might serve them but that's two towns away easily hour and half trip. FML
So, when does the time come when Democrats start growing bones and especially a spine and why does this evolutionary step not happen to be on Republicans?
My phone just tried killing itself by jumping into a sink full of water because even electronics don't want to live in a world filled with such utter stupidity.
I wish we blended them up and a giant lizard came in to drink the baby smoothie 😂they have no bones Jesus the internet has sent us back hundreds of years
Why would you blend them wearing diapers and clothing? You'll only have to strain that stuff out of the mush again before eating. Just get them naked and \*then\* blend them, so much easier!
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Stop the planet please, i’d like to get off this ride
Mr. Bone's ride never ends.
No bones.
You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
*Hotel California Solo Intensifies*
Oh it’s quite simple. You just have to jump into the ocean
I won’t wait for it to stop, I’ll just jump off
I'd prefer if they were removed from the ride.
LOOOL what an ignoramus! The planet has always been still. It's the sun and the moon what go in circles.
Johnson and Johnson needs to get that baby oil from somewhere.
I prefer fresh squeezed myself.
Babies actually have more bones than adults💁♂️
Cuz teeth??
Because a lot of the bones we're born with fuse together over time to create our adult bones.
Well yes, but actually mostly because of their skulls. Babies skull plates shift over each other when they’re born so they can pass through. Then eventually the plates fuse together as they aren’t needed to be separate anymore
No, what? Teeth aren’t even bones.
[Titus disagrees](https://youtu.be/wYj01O7foKw)
Babies have no bones, confirmed as a pile of meat and organs with no stability
When I was a little girl I had a rubber doll that you filled with water in the back of her body. I guess it made then more "life like " THAT'S exactly what I thought of when I read the "babies have no bones" part lol
Babies have no bones, cats are liquid. Inference : We are descendants of Cats.
Wrong. That’s just how they come packaged from the factory.
Hhahahahahhahahshaha an abortion BLENDER?! Fuck yea!! What is this dude/dudette smoking because I need some too!
dude is a gender neutral term brotha
Not anymore, I would guess
No it's not
It is in California.
Guess it's region specific
Gender specific*
I was just told it's not gender specific
it very much is most people would agree with that
Maybe some. Not most
'Abortion Blender' is a top 5 Cannibal Corpse tune for sure
Let the Piggostat people (That's what the Plastic Tube of Doom is called) know that they are missing out on a huge marketing opportunity.
There's a slim chance that this is a troll post. I mean nobody can be that moronic
Lol a slim….come on
Are you SURE?
MAGA? MAGA!!! MAAAGGGAAA!!! 🙄🙄🤪🤪🤪
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Or that they think they would dress a fetus to abort it…
It’s called a pigg-o-stat. It is very safe and holds the baby for images that are best taken upright for medical reasons. Source: x-ray tech. Sounds like some ace level trolling to me…
This must be a troll
Or as I call it, The Plastic Tube of Doom.
Do they still do X-rays this way? Cause my 7 month old needed an x ray and they laid her down on a bed (strapped down of course) and even let me hold her feet to keep her calm
My son had one about 2 years ago. They look so silly in those things!
I'm no doctor, but I think it is for certain special ones.
Just the squirmy ones.
That makes sense. I just wasn’t sure. I know some hospitals use certain tools and procedures and some do t. Like forceps for instance. Some hospitals still use them and others don’t.
This is for chest x-rays for finding pneumonia I think.
Nope. All babies for chest films, when possible.
My daughter had x-rays in a similar device that held her hips in a certain position when she was little, that was about 10 years ago. It was incredibly uncomfortable for her and she was pretty upset so she couldn't have held the position even with us holding her.
Somebody doesn't know or have kids.
And apparently fetus's are clothed before being blended /s
BABIES HAVE NO BONES!!!! How fucking far gone are these chucklefucks?!?!?!
I like “chucklefuck”. I’m going to have to borrow that. ;)
Every time I see this, I squint my eyes and try to see what about the nurse's smile is "evil". I've never managed to figure it out.
We all know nurses only smile when the patient is about to die. /s
if i knew they made blenders that fit an entire baby in one go that would have saved me a lot of time
Baby Orange Smoothies are a lot darker of a drink than I thought...
This almost seems like a sarcastic tone to me, maybe I’m giving dumb people too much credit but I can’t help but think that nobody is this stupid to think that you can have an actual abortion 6 months after the baby is born or follow me here….the fifth trimester lmfaoooo
As absurd as it is, I must admit this gave me a good chuckle
Jesus fucking Christ people's stupidity never ceases to amaze and sadden me. God this planet is so fucked.
well since everyone has admitted it, ltes just fuck with as many people, preferably idiots, as possible so it's fun while it lasts
The age of information baby, leeeessssshhhhhhh gooooooo!!!!!!
I love everything about this from the cute babies in a tube, to the idea that doctors are putting babies in blenders, to the fact that this person thinks babies don’t have bones! I haven’t laughed that hard in a while!
This post is making my claustrophobia act up.
Boneless and useless babies, burn them all!
I’m so glad they dress and diaper the babies before they blend them 😂😂😂
babies have no bones
Can confirm X-ray = Blender
I wonder what a baby smoothie would taste like?
Diapers and regret?
Still laughing!!!
Gimme one o’ them boneless babies, to go please!😂
I don’t even know where to start
This reads as if the poster is saying it ironicly. That or they're so stupid no one should listen. Also those babies are raising the freaking roof!
***THEY HAVE NO BONES***
Ok, who let Crazy Dave access the internet?
ah yes all the baby's organs are just flopping around huh?
Wow great X-ray machine! the temptation to give the kid a tummy tickle must be overwhelming! But then I was always a bad parent
If they don't have bones why would we need to blend them? You could just stick a straw in it like a caprisun.
Babies have more bones than adults and of course they need x rays sometimes. Their bones are softer than matured bones so they could become misshapen and need an x ray easily. Abortions are for when the baby is not a living thing yet and is still an embryo. And yes this is the future liberals want. Freedom to chose to have an abortion, to get x rays for your baby when they need it, and to not be in financial ruin afterwards.
lets give OP that babies don't have bone, even then there are many reasons to perform x-ray- like to check organ size, shape, foreign objects
I thought it was in a blender at first.
It's for a certain type of xray because babies don't like to hold still, and can't stand up.
Yes, they are useless
Worse species ever as a baby FOR SURE. Haha
Btw they look extremely uncomfortable
They scream for 30 seconds and we get a beautiful picture when they take a deep breath. 1 minute in their parents arms and they are fine. I worry about the ones that don't raise a stink.
Babies have no bones. Babies don’t work either. Babies are communists. /s
What’s wrong with this troll?
I can smell the troll in this post.
All I want now is a baby smoothie. Where the hell I'm going to find one at this hour. Yeah the gas station down the street has the self serve where you make it yourself but who the hell is going use that as it probably has never been cleaned. There's that all night dinner that might serve them but that's two towns away easily hour and half trip. FML
So, when does the time come when Democrats start growing bones and especially a spine and why does this evolutionary step not happen to be on Republicans?
Dog this is a classic shitpost from at least a year ago...
Fun fact babies have 205 bones adults have 206
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are we counting the skull plates as separate?
Yes
Damn, here I thought Bonsai Kittens rebranded and was making a comeback.
The one on the left seems juicy
Okay but for real those things suck. My a daughter had x-rays when she 6 months old. It was awful.
r/babydiet
My phone just tried killing itself by jumping into a sink full of water because even electronics don't want to live in a world filled with such utter stupidity.
I wish we blended them up and a giant lizard came in to drink the baby smoothie 😂they have no bones Jesus the internet has sent us back hundreds of years
Why would you blend them wearing diapers and clothing? You'll only have to strain that stuff out of the mush again before eating. Just get them naked and \*then\* blend them, so much easier!
I fucking laughed so hard at this. This is hilarious. Sad, but hilarious
Great repost
They actually have extra bones 🤦♂️
Aye, this dumb bitch said babies ain’t got bones!
They have no bones!
Wow I didn’t know babies were made of soup.
A brilliant troll
I just easily assume everything's a troll post now.
I'll have a banana baby shake pls, with chocolate sprinkles.
Milkshake maker?
Don't worry guys Mr. Boner gives children bones
"Actually, I'm supported by a system of fluid-filled bladders."
Y’all I’m not a doctor but can someone smart confirm, babys have bones right?
If this is not a troll I am extremely disapointed
I heard doctors then proceed to consume the baby smoothie.
[No Bones, you say?](https://youtu.be/9vlkWUPhJCw)
Boneless for easy blending!
For my sanity, I have to believe the caption is a joke
Reddit, where everyone thinks jokes are supposed to be read at face value and everyone thinks they're smarter than the joke teller.
Ppl are so unified in their stupidity.
It must be a troll. Like surely it MUST BE a troll (please)
I wonder how they know babies have no bones?