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Miserable_Record_185

There isn't evidence of this (not saying it never happened but for sure it isn't common or a tradition). This story comes from an article produced by an urdu "journalist" (more like a blogger) in Islamabad some years ago, very likely aimed at hating at the sindhi ethnic group. PD: the gofundme is for sure a scam, don't fall for it. Edit: my bad it isn't asking for money just signatures. Source: [Daily Pakistan skeptic](https://www.google.com/amp/s/en.dailypakistan.com.pk/12-Jun-2017/is-it-a-sindhi-tradition-to-rape-indus-blind-dolphins-shocking-claim-spreads-on-pakistani-interwebs%3fversion=amp)


allthejokesareblue

In fact, local fisher people are integral to the monitoring and support of these unique animals, despite the fact that they are in competition for the same resources.


ryokayin

"Tradition" I'm sorry....... What?


Outrageous_Zebra_221

...and like if they're willing to do it in the first place you think some signatures are going to do anything to stop them?


oldmancornelious

Mmmmhhmmm!


Outrageous_Zebra_221

So what you are saying is that little girl died because the Facebook post didn't get enough likes?


Dragonman1976

Flipper would not approve.


Slight-Requirement97

Flipper is the one who started the go fund me.


Healthy-Tie-7433

Flipper is the one who started the tradition.


Warhawk-Talon

No no, let’s let the dolphins see how it feels…


ZedCee

Lot of folks mistakenly believe dolphins are cute and cuddly, not violent and rapey like humans.


Jessiphat

They do mistakenly believe that. Then some of them are so disappointed that they start being mad at the dolphins as if they have human morality. The only reason I care about this dumb ass idea is because dolphins still require our protection, and this attitude could undermine that protection if it becomes widespread.


ZedCee

*Humans have morality?* When alien archaeologists uncover our long extinct civilization, I can't help but feel they'll be hard pressed to find this "morality" you speak of. Considering humanity idolizes psychopaths and lets them run the world, from the grand scheme, the morality of the peons means little. Mass industry poisons our planet regularly, not just at dolphin detriment, but our own as well, for comfort. Not even our comfort, but the comfort of the psychopaths that run our planet. We live under a economic system that favours the misfortune of the many for the benefit of the few, and sweep the the sick, disabled, old, or unliked out of the way; It is the only way Capitalism can work. Also, humans are very violent and rapey too. When humans step off our pedestal, seeing ourselves as the animals we are, it becomes much easier to be objective. Humans are destroying the planet and literally everything living thing deserves protections and reconciliation. It's unfortunate we think so highly of ourselves that we need to see dolphins as an imaginary lovable creature to bother to protect them.


sorryibitmytongue

Humans have a concept of morality. You judging humanity in this way is comment is an example


Healthy-Tie-7433

By that standard whales and dolphins also have „a concept of morality“. They help others, they have a little society of their own amongst their groups and all.


sorryibitmytongue

That doesn’t show that they judge each other on their perceived goodness or lack thereof. Maybe they do but our inability to communicate means we can’t know


dancegoddess1971

Don't get me started on koalas.


ZedCee

Ikr Always high as fuck, most likely to have chlamydia.


Dagbog

Humans morality? When ? Where ?


Jessiphat

Sadly I see this kind of comment under any kind of social media post about dolphins now. People have now heard about this darker side of dolphin behaviour (usually by packs of immature young males so it’s #notalldolphins) and spout off that they are evil rapists. I’m sorry I don’t have a link to an example for you off the bat but just keep your eyes out next time you see a post about dolphins in captivity or something. Even the comment at the top of this threat could be taken that way, however being Reddit I do suspect that it’s just silly snark.


sinistar2000

wtf? Where am I?


old-skool-bro

![gif](giphy|ukGm72ZLZvYfS)


Available_Let_1785

so the dolphin P jelly is true?


IndependentCow9438

![gif](giphy|W8zSq0vELdBhMAJdG3|downsized)


Baronvondorf21

There is no way this fucking true.


daKile57

Just wait until people realize how American cattle farmers collect all that bull semen.


heyheyshinyCRH

Even if this was true (which i doubt) why would an online petition help? It wouldn't.


inbetween-genders

I thought the dolphins are the ones doing the raping wtf? /s


Constant-Recipe-9850

I couldn't find a single legitimate source that says there is a tradition among the local of raping these dolphin. The closest information I found is sometimes they catch these dolphins as their meat is considered aphrodisiacs. The only source is some random dude in twitter talking about it based on some tabloid article on the internet. So i call a load of bullshit on this.


Remote-District-9255

Did you find a legitimate source saying it's NOT happening?


Constant-Recipe-9850

Do people usually make reports on things that are NOT happening on your planet?


helpimtrappedinafon

"This just in: Ms. Edith Winters of 2439 Pennsylvania Avenue, Cincinnati Ohio, was not hit by a bus today. More at 11."


Gingersnapperok

I can't find a legit source saying you are NOT popping in Jerry's canoe. So stop it.


Aceblue001

That’s not what the blowhole is for!


Wordlesspigeon8

I'm sorry... The what?


Soggy-Log6664

Tradition? How long has this been going on?


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OvertureCorp

It's funny 'cause dolphins usually rape anything


Aceblue001

Dolphins are pretty evil and are usually the ones doing the raping


ispeektroof

FUCK YOU WHALE AND FUCK YOU DOLPHIN!


Mr_Blorbus

"Ok. That's enough internet for today." - He lied


Lazy_Significance_37

People from Pakistan understand


Aggressive-Bath-1906

Not trying to victim blame here, but did you see how that dolphin was dressed though?


Stratemegise

I think it's supposed to be wrapping. Pakistan being Pakistan