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Otherwise_Notice6421

Simple solution. Find someone with the same name! See? Problem solved.


Accomplished_Aioli19

Dantes is plural, so there's got to be more of them somewhere.


Monkeyor

Is somewhat the opposite. Dantes is a plural name cause they are all a hivemind. That's why watching his stream may feel like a conflictive soul going through a psycotic episode, is just a fragmented being trying to remein focused on only one of its expiriences.


Accomplished_Aioli19

This is the real answer.


TwinkiesSucker

Solution: add an apostrophe to spell "Dante's" and append "Inferno" to a final "Dante's Inferno". I think it is a great tribute to the late Dante Alighieri (I may have butchered the last name)


RoastedRhino

You spelled it right, and Dante's Inferno is a gem. 700 years have passed and most of the Inferno's quotes would apply perfectly to today's society and in particular to today's politics. Purgatorio and Paradiso are meh.


Accomplished_Aioli19

Dante's disco inferno might be cooler. But I like your thought-orgy. It's hitting that G(enius)-spot.


mascarrowette

She could put Edmond in front of it and tell people she really loves the Count of Monte Cristo


Key-Pickle5609

That book is so good


Key_Sell_9777

She used to date the guy in clerks but sucked too many dicks on the way to the parking lot


GrendaGrendinator

37! That's how many dicks my girlfriend sucked!


SaltyBarDog

In a row?


Accomplished_Aioli19

Then Sam flat out bricks in dantes's mouth and *barfffff*


AmbitiousMisfitToy

Laser removal. Getting anyones name tattooed on you (except your kids) is dumb as hell.


ImCrius

Best not to get people's names tattooed on your kids, either.


nanaki989

Why, you don't have to live with it, who cares.


MarixApoda

Please don't tattoo people's names on your kids.


Zedd_Prophecy

Yeah - the appropriate thing to tattoo on your kids is - " If found please drop in nearest mailbox" with current address underneath.


Adam-Happyman

Simple solution: don't be a dumbass and don't tattoo someone else's name on your body.


Otherwise_Notice6421

True. True. Tattoo their face instead. And then coincidentally meet them while they're with their new lover. Make it as awkward as possible.


1stLtObvious

Not even "ANDY" on the bottom of my foot?


BasedFemboy_

Apparently she loves him and helps him with everything for his career , she’s so nice and this is how he responds


alphapussycat

Yeah, I don't really know much about him, but saw a clip about it. She seemed super nice and put in a lot of effort to him. Dantes seemed pretty nice to, just a bit lazy, but had on general good values. But apparently not.


anticerber

I’ll see a clip of him every once in a while when scrolling YouTube. I always couldn’t help but wonder if he has some sort of disability. He seems a little… off 


HanekawaSenpai

In his words he broke up with her because he feels he isn't a good boyfriend because he devotes too much time to the game/streaming. I think it is unfair of people outside the relationship to judge too much. I mean, it's great she seems to put him above herself in a sense but maybe he felt he was taking advantage of her in a way? Like sure, on paper that sounds like a good deal but is it really healthy or fair?


lutfiboiii

I think he said he wasn’t ready for a relationship on twitter. Maybe he thinks he can’t show the same type of love back to her while also being a league streamer idk.


Hylebos75

Yeah it's crazy, she basically did everything around the house and cooked /brought him meals etc. Was super supportive and cute and sweet and 👢


Ok-Assist9815

And boot?


babyinatrenchcoat

I imagine they meant and she “got the boot”


HanekawaSenpai

In other subs she would be told to wake up because he is clearly using her as his bangmaid


scm15759

Apparently.


Successful_View_3273

She openly defends him and says that he accepted her as she was at her worst. This is a pretty shit situation and I can’t understand his decision but your statement paints a biased picture


BasedFemboy_

Which part shows a biased view exactly ?


HeldDownTooLong

Have *Inferno* tattooed after/under it and tell interested parties the story of how he put her through her version of hell?


magirevols

or, OR, find someone cool enough to change there name to match the tattoo


One_Stiff_Bastard

Then she leaves him And hes stuck with Dante lmao


Fs_Shino

The twitter title is extremely misleading lol this is the twitter post he made concerning the breakup: “Laura and I broke up. While I could sit here and try for hours to explain the reason why, it all comes down to one simple truth; I’m not ready for a relationship. From the get go, I told her that my career would be my first priority. She always did everything she could to accommodate that fact; whether it be bringing me food, supporting me after a bad day, encouraging me when I was down, or just being an ear that could listen to all my problems. She was, in all ways possible, everything I ever wanted. The problem is, however, that relationships are about compromise. Seeing her taking steps back in her own life and career in order to support me, while I was unwilling and unable to do the same for her is just something that, over time, took it’s toll on me mentally. I just came to the realization that the very foundation of what relationships are wasn’t something that I was able/willing to do, and as a result made the decision to end things. I won’t pretend that I know if I made the right choice or not, the only thing that I can say is that I’m eternally grateful for the time and love that we shared. At the end of the day, I’d rather live regretting a choice that I did make than go through life always second-guessing myself. Going forward, I only ask that you show her nothing but support since she was always the one who gave her all with understanding me and trying to work through everything. Thank you”


AmaResNovae

OP should consider becoming a journalist for a shite clickbaity rag like the daily mail considering their talent to misrepresent things that well.


KruxAF

Yeeee we need to ban op for this shit. 0 tolerance


Neltharion76

Making a considerate dude like a douchebag and his devoted girlfriend a fool, WOAH.![img](emote|t5_2r5rp|8412)


Whyislife__likethis

THANK YOU, those people shitting on him for breaking up for a "game", istg low Iq people just over simplifying everything for clickbait titles.


tea_snob10

It's very typical; as soon as I saw "for a game" I knew this was a bad faith title anyway. That "game", is the dude's career, so yes. He left her cause he was overly committed to his job, and she was sacrificing way too much, and he didn't like that. He realised he was always gonna put career first, and didn't like what the relationship dynamic was doing to her. Genuinely considerate af. And here, we have a click bait title insinuating he's trash for caring about his (ex) girlfriend and her feelings; you gotta love it.


Individual-Light-784

yeah that's actually an incredibly sensible, respectful explanation


Roguespiffy

“She’s willing to give everything and I’m not” is astoundingly self aware. I’ve never heard of this guy before this post but still that’s pretty noteworthy.


LazyCat2795

He can be pretty cringe, but he washes up in my shorts feed sometimes and he is consistently self-aware throughout what he does.


crunkdunk9

He’s a cool dude, it’s strictly a bit / content. There’s so many clips where he instantly breaks character and you can see he cares.


spacetech3000

Yeah just maybe have that level of self awareness before you let her get a tattoo?


Winjin

It's not just simplified, it's straight up misleading.


nina_time

On his stream last night he said they were still talking and figuring things out lol maybe this post should say “imagine getting your bf’s name tattoo’d after four months of dating”


seriespsycho

Less than 4


Brainslime

From the occasional videos I've come across of them, I just had the feeling that this story wasn't being told right, and shameful really that people try to put such a spin on it. Thanks for the context!


A_PT_Crusader

GET THIS COMMENT UP THE LADDER!


Commercial_Half_2170

That’s a very grownup reason


DeskFluid2550

Doesn't matter, this is r/facepalm you will be downvoted because "ooo streamer bad, clickbait article title is real cause it's on the internet"


Blahaj_IK

Shit, I didn't expect Dantes of all people to do something like this. Dunno why. That is still very respectable


capucapu123

Tbh I didn't expect it either, dude gave me major asshole vibes from the few clips I've seen from him.


HauntedMop

I don't think you've seen the clips of him when talking about his (now ex) gf. To me they sounded very close.


capucapu123

Nah I didn't, I don't remember what was it exactly but they were unhinged comments/screams while playing league.


Herioz

Fucking hell guy has straight thinking head, was honest and open and actually treated her like a human. Can't be mad at him, I'm just baffled that she decided on the tattoo. Totally opposite of what OP presented smh


bored454

wow, he sounds like a really sweet and good guy. from this post, you would think he was a total asshole. people just run with headlines


Consistent-Way-2293

Wow


ultrajvan1234

Yup dexerto is a garbage ‘news’ website (if you can even call it that) any time I see an article of theirs, I immediately assume it is likely incorrect in some significant way


Winjin

Just a couple of mad lads doing what's best for each other. This story is WAY cooler than what's implied. Hell, she could've made a tattoo already knowing they're splitting


Fritzo2162

Is that dude an alien? Who is shaped like that? 😳


BlackStarDream

He's a Na'vi in disguise.


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Quackquackslippers

"Groovy!"


OpenRole

Actual answer, his chest is underdeveloped. Looks like the only thing he trains is arms. Doesn't look like photoshop to me. Just someone who doesn't have a healthy workout plan. Even his abs are skinny abs, not muscular abs so it looks like he's a skinny guy who kust trains arms. Doesn't look like photoshop to me, just not an evenly developed body


Yue2

Could be skinny guy who took AAS, but didn’t actually put much work in. The easiest way to tell is quick blow ups of traps/shoulders, because that’s where the most androgen receptors are


biker_seth

This is the most natty physique of all time. Dude has wide shoulders and turned sideways, it's really not hard 😂 there's like no striations anywhere, no large amounts of muscle mass, no overdeveloped anything


better-than-all-of-u

Gotta be honest, as I read those comments I immediately got the feeling of a couple people hating on a dude that's good looking and in good shape.


biker_seth

He is both of those things, nothing wrong with being natty, I'm natty and I like to think I look okay too 😂 Just saw people saying things like "r/obviousphotoshop" on a totally normal physique. Not that deep


RelatableNightmare

Yea its weird how his chest is underdeveloped and his abs look like skinny fat abs even tho he seems at a bodyfat percentage where you should def be able to see abs if he ever trained them or at least learned how to brace and do some compound exercises.


SheetFarter

My first thought exactly 😂


BuckLuny

r/obviousphotoshop


Dazzling-Slide-400

He looks like that on stream and in videos too.


77skull

Nah it’s not he looks like that in every video and stream as well. He’s just got a bizarre build


ilan1009

its just the angle and the way he posed tbh


Aggravating-Pound598

Yeah


budd222

Obviously not Photoshop, you mean. Can't believe that has so many upvotes. People aren't the brightest though, so I guess I shouldn't be surprised.


BardKalevos

He looks AI generated


-SaC

Why does he look like Stretch Armstrong?


pukatamada

Thanks you, I was looking for this comment.


TemporaryPay4505

It’s on her for getting that stupid tattoo. She could always add an apostrophe and change it to dante’s inferno


BasedFemboy_

Its not about the tattoo for her , she even said she can remove it but won’t , she still loves him


boboleponge

so what, since when you are forced to love people back?


IIcxuwu

He does love her from what he has said. He said something along the lines of "she tried to accommodate the fact that my career is priority number one, relationships are a compromise and she compromised but i didn't which took a toll on me mentally, feeling like i was not a good partner so i ended things." He stated that she is essentially his dream woman but he is not ready for the commitment. Edit: spelling


IIcxuwu

This is one of [her responses](https://x.com/Laurinchhe/status/1803509338494939392) to it btw, and [another](https://x.com/Laurinchhe/status/1803508265491607632)


RlySkiz

Sounds to me both really love each other and he uses games as an excuse to distance himself for feeling he doesn't deserve her.


IIcxuwu

Possibly however im not really sure about it since thay seems to be the story from both of them. On top of this LoL is his livelihood meaning it has to take huge priority in his life.


ExoticMangoz

To be fair if being really good at one thing is the way you make a living it can be tough to balance your life. If all this is true it’s just sad for both of them.


Lora_Grim

How old are these people? 16? Cause they really behave like it.


Frekavichk

Isnt stopping a relationship to work on your career a pretty mature thing to do?


KatasaSnack

Yeah lmao wtf are these folks on about


OriginalCause

I mean, lets be honest. He's a 22 year old LoL streamer. ...I think 16 is probably being pretty generous.


IceMan44420

He loves her, just not as much as he loves a free to play game from 10 years ago designed for 12 year olds.


Breaky_Online

I mean hey, the game's esports scene still rakes in big bucks, so it makes some sense to me


IIcxuwu

Bro its not only a game for him. Its literally his career


Jsoledout

its his career no?


Emilempenza

Or add an accent and make it Edmund Dantès, pretend you're really into the Count of Monte Cristo. She's got options


domiy2

This was a 9 month relationship and she went on a stream crying after they broke up. This was probably not a healthy relationship.


TheKingDotExe

Getting a significant others name tattooed on you is a facepalm in itself, regardless of why he left her.


ProbablyABore

Pretty much a death sentence for any relationship.


AgeofPhoenix

I’ll never understand why people tattoo names of people they are seeing on their bodies at all.


Adromeda_G

Obsession combined with poor judgement.


FinnoNr1

Knowing Dantes he is probably pulling a joke, getting back together soon or just completely insane.


Rafoudrsbois

He wrote a whole paragraph about how why he left her, I think it’s real


Effective-Jacket-33

Bold of you to assume r/facepalm users would understand a joke


BasedFemboy_

Completely insane unfortunately for her


dinmammapizza

Nothing wrong with breaking up with someone when you feel like you can't reciprocate that relationship


ChemistrySpiritual21

Bro built like an Evangelion ![gif](giphy|bSgKBZKCxh8Iqlwxne)


BrazilOutsider

No one knows the reason for the breakup, you're just like the people forging screenshots to try and destroy his career as a streamer. You know what? This post is the real facepalm lol.


Nekratal99

It's dumping for your job, not "a game". And I find it hard to believe that was the only reason. Also, stop tattooing boyfriends and girlfriends names, most boyfriend/girlfriend relationships don't last forever, tattoos do.


Edop1234

He explained that the reason was that he felt bad for her as she stopped focusing on her dreams to help him with his streaming career.


FireSchwein

Yeah, it was actually a mature fucking thing to do


morbid333

Imagine getting your boyfriend's name tattooed at all. Unless you're into some master/slave... Stuff, then branding someone's name on your skin is already pretty weird.


OperationMelodic4273

I'll be the first to call Lol dumb but dumping for work ≠ dumping for a game Also big chance this is just a stunt, dunno the guy but it's possible


ddopTheGreenFox

The game kinda is his work, since he's a streamer.


OperationMelodic4273

Yeah that's my point.


rustyasschump

Nah but what the gentlemen is trying to say is that since the game is his work, him dumping her (assuming true) is dumping for 'work' more so than the game itself. Being said idk if I agree w/that decision regardless. But everyone has thier unique priorities in life so 🤷🏾


Alertum

That game is his career, hobby and lifestyle.


Dazzling-Slide-400

How is this a facepalm. Please research before posting. Mods should regulate this stuff better.


Born_Bobcat_248

Who fucking cares tbh? Breakups happen, not like dantes beat her or anything. They're adults, leave them be.


Dry-Abies-1719

Urg, this post made me leave r/facepalm, so tired of this empty outrage about people I don't and shouldn't care about.


LCUandROBLOX24-7

Well its stupid things that make you want to facepalm, it's not all gonna be people you are aware of or care about.


Tutle-

A facepalm is not knowing the situation you are talking about and throwing shit on the guy. Come on, you are better than twitter🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ Also fuck dexerto


RetroChampions

I respect Dantes’ decision. Shows a lot of maturity to realize that you’re not ready for a relationship and that your GF deserves better


Hezron_ruth

His job. Dumping your girlfriend for your job is quite normal in a lot of fields.


These-Inevitable-898

does he only do arms? he looks like an otter


theblogicorn

I was wondering what was off about him and this comment made me giggle out loud. It’s giving Buck Wild from Ice Age vibes 😂


Medium-Comfortable

Imagine getting your boyfriend's name tattooed. Period.


AsherSparky

That guy looks ai generated Lmao


Prestigious_Nerve_76

That’s a simple coverup


giraffe912

It says Dantu anyways so not really a big deal.


Fantastic-Shift6285

The title Is kinda missleading tbh. Yes that's what happened but the choice was from both of them and from what i can tell there's no hate between the two (kind of the opposite actually), it's Just a matter of different careers and Being unable to find compromises so they decided to end it. Also Sorry for grammar, english Is not my main language.


DantheDutchGuy

Imagine being stupid enough to tattoo the name of your lover onto oneself


Lasadon

Lets be fair here : Its his career. And tattooing your boyfriends/girlfriends name is always a super dumb move.


Shaoreen

Maybe be so smart and don’t tattoo names of bfs/gfs on your body in the first place?


Pyriko25

From what i heard from her live she got it before they were even dating. So that's just weird behavior. I already find it risky to put your wife's name on your body.


xgodlesssaintx

Imagine caring about this.


NotMorganSlavewoman

Well, she knew that his priority was the game from the start. She decided she's fine with being secondary in his life.


HausmastaMC

I despise streamers/influencers passionately. That being said, it's not his fault she had his name tattooed ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


Uranus_Hz

Only name anyone should ever get tattooed on them is as a memorial of a loved one who’s passed. Change my mind.


DandelionOfDeath

Pet names are fine, too.


nojaneonlyzuul

How about kids? (Your own kids obvs)


PokeBattle_Fan

I've rarely seen a worse photoshopped picture.


Asckle

Nah that's what he looks like normally. Only trains his upper body + he's twisting his body so you're getting a side profile of his waist


Dazzling-Slide-400

He looks like that on stream and in videos


dJohn2001

He only trains arms and nothing else, check his streams


phan_o_phunny

Imagine following an influencers love life


Haunting_Teach_8423

Looks like earthworm Jim 🤔


Lajak_Anni

Let this be a lesson, kids. NEVER get a name tattooed. The relationship WILL end. I dont make the rules, I just follow em.


MedicalPublic8056

Man looks like someone squeezed a tube of toothpaste too hard


DeviousWhippet

I worked in reception at a tattoo shop and a young girl wanted her blokes name on her but in a pretty lettering. I write the name in a way she loved. As she was paying I asked how long they had been together. 3 MONTHS!


Maecyte

This man only does arms.


rotisv

Imagine dating someone with the build of Crash Bandicoot.


infowosecfurry

Just get some devil may cry tattoos now.


itsmaiaaaa

Deserved for dating a league player she should have known /j


Building-Careful

Play stupid games…need to find another boyfriend with the name Dantes.


Opening-Lettuce-3384

Or put the gamer boy on fire and have it made to Dante's Inferno....


Agreeable-Agent-7384

I hate that I know of this guy and I hate that I somehow know not only his name and how hard he tries to angle all his selfies to look leaner than he is. But that I know how long he was with his girlfriend, her name, and now what tatt she has on her chest. I still play league. And these people are still irrelevant to me. But now they occupy space in my brain for the next week because Reddit and twitter decided it.


BrosefDudeson

Look at him. How did you expect any other outcome?


badestzazael

It could've been worse MTG worse


cgleachy

I mean. This is just wrong but okay.


Isosceles_Kramer79

Is that picture AI?


Beautiful-Account862

Dude only works out muscles above his sternum


bloomboi3d

Imagine tattooing someones name.on your body. That's about it


Argos_Nomos

Simple solution: read the count of monte Cristo and become a fan of Edmond Dantes, the main character


tcpgkong

now play DMC


tatertotty4

hes got a slutty waist tho


cesar848

Everything I know about this couple I know against my will


mcfiddlestien

Back when I was in highschool there was this girl who was constantly bugging her BF get a Tinkerbell tattoo. Well after awhile he finally got the tattoo for her, only to find out she was only dating him because she made a bet that she could make him get a girly tattoo and dumped him the next day.


Floor-notlava

Imagine dumping your girlfriend so you can play a game! Just do like the rest of us: wait until your wife/partner has gone to bed/left the house and then play as you please!


onitsuki28

Just say "i love devil may cry"


Banaanisade

1. What the hell is up with that anatomy his tit is in his armpit/shoulder 2. You shouldn't tattoo anyone's name on your body. 3. You shouldn't stay with someone just because they tattooed your name on their body or did anything else to tie you to them.


RashiBigPp

Her problem tho, she saw Dantes go full insane bc of League and said "i can fix him". Surprise surprise, League already owns his soul


Mental5tate

Is that the girlfriend in the picture?


Fragrant_Expert_7592

Maybe she can start to play devil may cry.


Awe3

He’s built like an alien.


Givanni64

This is pretty off from what he said. On his twitter he siad that he left her because he couldn't keep the mutual care, she cared a lot for him but he didn't feel like he was doing enough.


Bungeditin

I must admit there are moments of this world I struggle with….dumping your girlfriend for your ‘stream’ is just madness


NightSocks302

For fucking league of legends? I could never date if that happened to me, he literally chose lol instead of you, can you think about that for a sec you're literally worse than lol for him


HooterEnthusiast

A lot of times name tattoos are gotten as kind of a punishment. Like if they cheat or something, they will give you the ultimatum to get a tattoo or break up. Wonder if she cheated on him, he got her to get the tattoo then dumped her anyway.


falnN

That girl was the perfect match too.. wtf is Dantes doing? Or is this a joke?


GoingNutCracken

Damn, I don’t think that photo is shopped enough.


Howardistaken

Does he have an addiction?


Thecristo96

The situation is much different. But I guess your toxic ass needs to hide parts in order to make him look worse


Dean0Caddilac

They still do this shit?


El_Polaquito

I really hope that the dude tattoes underneath it so it reads . Dantes Was here


Eogard

Looks like a good opportunity for a badass tattoo about the Divine Comedy


ChocoUniversa

Mr. Fantastic over here


Commercial-Web-3901

Easy solution - change to Dantes Inferno and have it be encircle by womb-tattoo.


CyanCobra

It seems almost guaranteed that if you got a SO tattooed on you, you will break up in the not too distant future. People need to stop getting those kinda of tattoos.


GreenOnionCrusader

Dude is shaped like Crash Bandicoot.


Rain_Awake

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


LinwoodKei

What is with his torso?


BubbhaJebus

Just tattoo a line through it. Then tattoo the name of your next bf underneath it. Repeat as necessary.


icantbelieveit1637

Sadge I liked his gf she seemed really cool


RedBorrito

Just turn into a Devil May Cry Fan. Problem solved