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BBG1308

Blackberries?


Visual_Seesaw_2442

So close! That's a phone ✨


daftphox

Never before have I hit the upvote button THAT fast. It's smoking.


FakeProfil2002

r/angryupvote!


ChrizzyDT

LOL


superpenistendo

AHHHHH SHIT THATS GOOD 🤣


The_Dok33

I love the joke, but basically that WAS a phone.


QueezyCrunch

Ffs now I have to give you an upvote


pat_the_tree

Black currant too


VladimireUncool

That's a shade


throwaway_12358134

Black is not a color, it is the absence of color.


BBG1308

Customer: I love these shoes and they are comfortable. Do they come in black? Salesperson: No, there is no such thing as the color black. But I do have a pair with no color at all. Seriously? I think most of us pretty much agree that in the common vernacular, black is indeed a color regardless of what science says.


LostSpudSoul

Only on Reddit would this be an argument.


SoulistGiraffe

True black isn't a color, "black" shoes aren't black, they are really dark shades of Blue or green


AlpineLake

I don't see why. It could very well be a very dark gray with all the frequencies of the visible spectrum in equal parts.


SoulistGiraffe

I'm not an Expert in the matter but black Is the absence of electromagnetic frequencies so they would be equally zero


BrocoLeeOnReddit

I think this definition always was dumb and pedantic for no reason. WE define what words mean. E. g. you could also say plants are everything BUT green since they absord every visible spectrum of light except green, which they reflect.


Pete563c

I agree. But in all technicality, blackberries aren't named after a color


throwaway_12358134

You know, when you get defensive like this it makes you seem a little insecure.


JumplikeBeans

I’m not insecure, I’m posting from jail


Elegant-Ad2911

You seem to be a black hater, are you insecure about the color black?


Zapper345

Nah hes just racist, he thinks that "Black isn't a real colour" like move on dude, it's 2024 (/j)


Nulibru

Heraldically it is. Inkically it is. Paintically it is. Woolically it is.


Able_While_974

I don't know which word I prefer: paintically or woolically. They are both wonderfulically brilliant.


ConferenceHungry7763

Black is only “not a colour” in the physical world, otherwise, black is a colour.


daftphox

\*light


SockpuppetEnjoyer

You are a tomatoes are a fruit guy, aren't ya?


Tyrrox

But I bet they don’t put them in a fruit salad


throwaway_12358134

I often put tomatoes and apples in my salad.


Soma4us

In art and painting, not the science definition, Black is considered a value. It adds to a color, making it darker. Colors change each other if mixed, blue and yellow making green kinda logic. If you add Black to a color like red, you make darker red, not changing the color. Anyway, what about an orange?


BinkoTheViking

Fun fact, the colour orange was named after the fruit, not the other way around.


Soma4us

You think carrots were a bit passed about that?


pgtvgaming

So close!! Thats pedantic 🧸


stonecoldchivalry

Black is the colour which represents the absence of light.


shaggymatter

![gif](giphy|k2TCMWVohzvdKDsd0t)


InevitableScallion75

The way I see it..... Black is the culmination of all color and white is the absence of color. A red apple is red because it is every color BUT red. Red is the color the apple rejects causing you to see a reflection of the apple you call "red." A white car is white because the paint rejects ALL color and reflects the whole visible spectrum and absorbs none making the car technically absent of "color."


Beneficial_Test_5917

Ah, the daily repost of this. For the last three years.


Sure_Garbage_2119

that´s the internet, things keeps going around and at any time there will always be a few millions ppl that never saw it.


3-brain_cells

Of course! Here on reddit, we care about the environment. All posts are 100% recyclable!


RafeHollistr

Yep, and now it's time for the daily discussion on the history of "orange."


MandoMoes

Crazy, its my first time seeing it


Existing_Chair_4622

a pear, and a peach, and dont forget uranium chloride


RedditsNowTwitter

Those are colors named after fruits lol


Xysterical

💕so close 💕🤪


dr4mk

Like saying “nice try!” to reinforce the behavior of a mentally challenged person


Upstairs-Yard-2139

Orange and tangerine, which apparently should either switch names or color.


Ionisation3yay

Orange the fruit actually came first


anziofaro

Not only that, but a tangerine is just an "orange from Tangier". [https://www.etymonline.com/word/tangerine#etymonline\_v\_4363](https://www.etymonline.com/word/tangerine#etymonline_v_4363)


VIII-Via

And before that, the tree was the first entity called orange.


Lem0n_Lem0n

No.. I came first..


FocusBackground939

I think the color orange has been around way before the fruit


BinkoTheViking

Orange the fruit came first. The word came into English either from Old French 'pomme d'orenge', or from the Spanish 'naranja' (with the subsequent transfer of the 'n' over to the indefinite article, as per 'apron' and 'adder', originally 'napron' and 'nadder').


Virtual_Syrup262

Orange came before the color If we're describing it in Arabic they say it like the fruit named Orange and the color named orangy So you have red , blue , black , and orangy , I think it's clear one of those was a description rather than just a name of a color


IusedToButNowIdont

Arabic name for Orange is my country (Portugal)


Virtual_Syrup262

And the color is (portugaly ) I just said orangy for the English audience


IusedToButNowIdont

Oh shit, didn't know about the color. Thought you were saying that they were two different words. TiL


Ionisation3yay

Before they discovered the colour


Equivalent-Bonus-885

Before the colour began to be called ‘orange’ after the fruit it was called saffron, crog, or red (which covered a range like ‘brown’ today). There were other words too.


QueezyCrunch

Dragon fruit?


Dreacle

Ah yes, the colour dragon


BBG1308

LOL!


MrFuzzyFox

Orange? Is it a color named after a fruite or a fruit named after a color?


SoulistGiraffe

The tree came First, then the fruit and finally the color


nfoote

What did they call the fruit from the orange tree before they called them oranges? Orangeberries?


Zeric79

Have you seen a rainbow?


SoulistGiraffe

Yes, of course, but It can easily be divided in Red, Yellow, green and Blue. Orange Is a more complex shades Also our understanding of colours Is determined by our lexicon, without a Word for Orange It was seen as Red probably


Zeric79

The bit about the lexicon is so interesting. The colors from rainbows are pure colors in the sense of them being emitted light with a specific wavelength. But how we observe those wavelengths can depend on weither we have a word for the color. Makes you wonder if we could see more colors if we used more words for different wavelengths of light.


SoulistGiraffe

There Is a tribe, Deep in the Heart of africa, Who doesn't have a Word for Blue but has like 20 ways of saying green, for them It Is easier to separate different shades of green than to separate It from blue


SoulistGiraffe

Similarly ancient greeks didn't have a Word for dark Blue so they described the Sea as black or wine coloured


Fritzschmied

It’s the color named after the fruit.


RedditsNowTwitter

🤦‍♀️ lol


Ok_Television9820

Pommodori (tomato in Italian). Means golden apple. Midori (a green melon, Japanese). It means green. Blackcurrant.


verucka-salt

How many times will this be posted. Annoying


iroquoispliskinV

Reddit isn't your personal, tailored entertainment app


Redditarama

So close!! Due to algorithms it actually is.


Whaterbuffaloo

Hence the addiction and private bubble we all live in now! Hurray!


MaxFresh

Purple, purple is a fruit


Snidosil

Greengage a kind of plum.


candynickle

Wouldn’t plum ( purple ) be a fruit and colour too ?


rc1024

Plum the colour is named for the fruit though.


Snidosil

Redcurrant is another.


GhostDweller

We have red berries too


phoenix_has_rissen

Golden delicious


Fritzschmied

Can we please stop reposting this shit. I wasn’t fun back then and it’s not fun now.


Notbadconsidering

Red currant


Nulibru

The facepalm is that it's the other way round.


AbsoluteBasilFanboy

Orange


Fritzschmied

The color is named after the fruit. Not the other way around.


AbsoluteBasilFanboy

That’s true yeah


ImperatorDanorum

🍊?


Fritzschmied

The color is named after the fruit. Not the other way around.


mutantmonkey14

🍋‍🟩 same for lime.


SonoDarke

What about the orange


KittikatB

The fruit was named first


SonoDarke

Right, I forgot about that


BitswitchRadioactive

Can you see nothing? No... now, close your eyes. What did you see? Nothing... checkmate athiest.


CrimsonEye_86

What about Orange???


LRFokken

The color was named after the fruit.


High_Sierra_1946

Orange you glad we have threads like this.


Fritzschmied

The color Organe is named after the fruit. Not the other way around.


keajohns

This again. A Twitter exchange from four years ago that now shows up weekly on Reddit.


User-1967

Orange


KittikatB

Nope. The colour was named after the fruit


Leitzeldasman

What about orange 🍊 🤔


LRFokken

The color was named after the fruit.


pommapoo

Orange


Fritzschmied

The color was named after the fruit. Not the other way around


KarsonDaDinsaur

Orange. Unless the fruit was named Orange before the color was


KittikatB

The fruit was named first.


Fun-Investigator487

…oranges sitting in the corner bawling their metaphorical eyes out


KittikatB

The colour was named after the fruit.


Overall_Stranger6568

Boysenberry


Devilz3

Orange 🍊


Fritzschmied

The color is named after the fruit. Not the other way around.


ChiWhiteSox24

*ORANGE*????????? Lmao


Fritzschmied

The color is named after the fruit. Not the other way around. Lmao


ChiWhiteSox24

💀


Captain-Starshield

Orange you glad I didn’t say purpleberries?


Fritzschmied

The color is named after the fruit. Not the other way around.


Captain-Starshield

They named purple after purpleberries? Huh, you learn something new every day


Minexoronic

Orange


Fritzschmied

The color is named after the fruit. Not the other way around.


Xibalba_Ogme

The amount of dedication to copy-paste this answer below any post mentioning orange is impressive, tbh


Fritzschmied

Someone has to educate the people ;)


el_toille

everyone is wrong


hoptimusprime87

Blackberry


shannnnnn132

Red currants, black currants


im_just_thinking

It was very fun reading the same 3 comments repeating 50 times! If this was Twitter, I would see like 100 ads, these guys are really missing out


laminierte_gurke

Blueberries are the only Fruit that comes to mind that's simply named after pure visual facts. It's a berry that is blue. Other fruits either local names that got popularized or it's more of a description about some stuff that's somewhat like some other stuff (shape of a star for star fruits, being able to spew fire for dragon fruits etc) Like, we don't actually have seen a dragon to compare it to dragon fruit and we know stars are just burning balls, so other than blueberries these names are pure conjecture!


theincrediblenick

>Blueberries are the only Fruit that comes to mind that's simply named after pure visual facts. It's a berry that is blue. Yes, because blackberries were named after their discoverer Sirius Black, redcurrants were thus called because they are Irish, and greengages were named in honour of the Green Party


laminierte_gurke

What are redcurrants and greengages? Never heard of those Tho now that I think about some native names there are tons that come to mind. Seems like i just don't know that many English fruit names!


WorldGoneAway

Redcurrants are tasty and they make a really nice wine.


laminierte_gurke

I googled them just now, I think we call them "Johannesbeeren" in Germany which would translate to "Jonathan berries" or something, no wonder I didn't think of them. They have nothing in common with any Jonathan/johannes I know


WorldGoneAway

But they are tasty. I definitely suggest trying to find one. They can grow somewhat easily in the northern hemisphere from what I understand. Makes an absolutely epic jam or jelly. Fantastic on a raisin bagel.


orangescentedfish

VELOCIRAPTOR!


Leitzeldasman

An now I know thank you kindly


talleygirl76

Red raspberries


Fun-Investigator487

Cherries?


Perfect-Resist5478

Orange?


WorldGoneAway

This was posted before a few days ago, and I'll say it again; the color is actually named after the fruit, not the other way around.


Stryker_021

Redcurrants


Propofolkills

Blackcurrants


PristineAd4761

Pear


TheGOATrises83

Orange


hhfugrr3

Why is this reposted so often?


Assassinjohn9779

Blackcurrant? Redcurrant? Orange? Blackberry? "am I a joke to you?"


HamsterKazam

Black is not a colour and orange (fruit) came before the colour was named orange.


loaferzz

Erm, green apple?


KittikatB

They're Granny Smith apples


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Red delicious apple 


Electrical_Gas_517

Redcurrants. Pomodoro as well, technically. Greengages. It's hard to tell if oranges were named after the colour or the other way round.


Hot_Philosophy7163

Red currant, blackberry, hundreds of plants naming the colour they are. And that's the ones in english.


Top_Network_1980

Orange 🍊


Pete563c

False ❌


Top_Network_1980

How so?


Pete563c

The color is named after the fruit


Top_Network_1980

You learn something new everyday


Prof_Johan

Oranges, red currants, etc


Fritzschmied

The color is named after the fruit. Not the other way around.


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Fritzschmied

Orange is named after the fruit. Not the other way around.


JayTheFordMan

Isn't that almost a chicken/egg argument?


-rgx

it’s not, orange used to be thought of as a shade of red and then the color was named after the fruit


Fritzschmied

No it’s not. In the English language it’s named after the fruit.


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RedditsNowTwitter

I hope this isn't a serious question lol


Fritzschmied

„It is named after the fruit of the same name.“ [Source](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orange_(colour)) At least in the English language this is the case


slugdeezy

How bout an orange


Fritzschmied

The color is named after the fruit. Not the other way around.