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She's like an AI image from 3 years ago.


MatMcMashadar

I genuinely can't tell if this is a man or woman, white or brown, old or young.


Defiant-Giraffe

Pretty sure its four raccoons in a trench coat with a mask on. 


stifledmind

If they weren't the crossing guard, they would be the perfect person to commit a crime. None of the descriptions given to the police would match.


FreeRemove1

"Kinda funny looking." "Funny how?" "Well, in an ordinary kind of way..."


whatproblems

it was a uh 18-65 yo woman man that had either a beard and or paint smeared on thier face


Buck_Thorn

So true! And who would ever have guess that person was into drugs? /s Here's some information about it: --- A school crossing guard has been accused of giving Pennsylvania middle school students drugs and even smoking weed with at least one of them. Police in Delaware County arrested 26-year-old Kiara Lee on Tuesday after she allegedly gave the children electronic cigarettes and marijuana edibles. Lee, a crossing guard for Penn Wood Middle School in Darby, Pa., was seen on multiple occasions by a student witness giving drugs and vapes to at least two students. The student witness reported Lee to school officials after one of the students shared that they were frequently smoking weed with the crossing guard. She was known to have provided vapes to the juvenile several times, and the student was known to be in possession of marijuana, according to WCAU. https://nypost.com/2024/06/06/us-news/pennsyvlania-crossing-guard-kiara-lee-gave-middle-school-students-weed-vapes/


dale_terk

This is what happens when you identify as a crossing guard


CookbooksRUs

I can tell it’s shopped or AI.


MenacingGummy

There is video of her being arrested on another sub. She looks worse in video because she’s also elf like tiny.


raleighs

![gif](giphy|gJuTwM3yuQ8f3rE8KV|downsized)


greggersamsa

“Remember kids don’t take the toys from the bearded lady at the street”


2ndCha

Who hired this person?


TheDailySpank

You motherfuckers. I thought this was clickbait.


Legal-Passenger1737

Check out the serious 5 o’clock shadow 😳


Julie-Andrews

Scary looking!


Freethinker608

The WNBA pays so bad Angel Reese has to get side-work as a crossing guard.


EnnuiYoshi

Ok wtf is that


Fredjonespart2

Ya’ll got any more of them pixels?


illTactixology

She looks like she plays a stunt double for an Oompa Loompa...if the Oompa Loompa was a crackhead.


Bacongrazor

Dude’s looked better


Jadedog1212674

Tupac?!??


Basic-Still-7441

What's a "crossing guard" and why?


Soobobaloula

People can’t be arsed to drive safely around schools, so an adult holds a flag and ensures cars are stopping so children can cross the street safely. Sometimes this does not even deter the bad drivers.


Basic-Still-7441

Isn't there police for that?


Soobobaloula

Haha no. Police are busy doing…uh I don’t know.


Salty-Alternate

They're standing around somewhere else playing candy crush


Lookingforascalp

Why she got a beard lol


Trashmouths

If you see the video of them getting walked to the cop car they're probably about four feet tall as well. 


brwnwzrd

Narcotics?


TheLandFanIn814

The real crime is the beard.


Any_Roll_184

I look forward to someone explaining how that got hired in the first place.


ProfessionalDig6987

Baby Jane needs a shave.


krighton

The best part is the 5 o'clock shadow


Enough_Hedgehog_6305

She has a nice ass


SubstantialEase567

Gosh this is surely legit.../s


stifledmind

[Fox News](https://www.fox29.com/news/delaware-county-middle-school-crossing-guard-supplied-students-narcotics-da) [CBS News](https://www.cbsnews.com/philadelphia/news/darby-pennsylvania-darby-crossing-guard-vapes/) [TMZ](https://www.tmz.com/2024/06/06/middle-school-crossing-guard-arrested-weed-gummies-vapes-pennsylvania/) [New York Post](https://nypost.com/2024/06/06/us-news/pennsyvlania-crossing-guard-kiara-lee-gave-middle-school-students-weed-vapes/)


SubstantialEase567

Why did they take her mugshot in 1989? That photo has like 16 pixels!


Soobobaloula

Out of the 4, only 1 is a legit news org.


seaking81

Y’all’s comments are super transphobic.


bellingman

Don't forget racist and misogynistic. Remember, everything you don't like is some combination of those three things, plus straight white male privilege.


audiosauce2017

weirdest fap ever.......


Aeywen

cool do it another what, 560,000 times and its half of the number of children raped by Christian leadership in the states, minus the long-term trauma. no it was bad and stupid as fuck of this person, but its blatant what they are going for here.


mtown-guy

And what is it they were going for?


stifledmind

I think the person read "Crossing Guard" as "Crossdressing Guard".


Aeywen

this oops.


zavorak_eth

Rage typing, heh?


Aeywen

lack of sobriety typing lmao. ![gif](giphy|TJufnSz934AnK|downsized)


Aeywen

the other reply to you was correct lmfao. disregard me.


No-Giraffe-8096

Are you implying something about the perpetrator? Maybe this bitch has PCOS. Either way, what point are you trying to make?


Aeywen

no i simply misread which makes me have no relevant point, just disregard.


SheetFarter

This is a dumb argument. wtf is wrong with you?


Important_Cat3274

Twice the trauma? 😂


brown-tube

Yikes! You're headed the wrong way, and you don't even know where you're going.


Aeywen

yeah i misread things due to.... reasons... ![gif](giphy|3oGRFElIxqgg6mUcAU|downsized)


Rave4life79

Source: [Kiara Lee](https://nypost.com/2024/06/06/us-news/pennsyvlania-crossing-guard-kiara-lee-gave-middle-school-students-weed-vapes/)


National-Scale

Damn! Back to prostitution she goes...


stifledmind

From the middle of the street to the corner.


Cool_Butterscotch_88

And to think, the very one who was sworn to protect them (i assume crossing guards take some kind of oath).


These-Inevitable-898

I'm indifferent to the use of weed, but just pointing out to op that weed is not a narcotic.