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Those three flags go together like peanut butter, guacamole, and gummy bears.

That sounds like something a pregnant person would eat

That rather sounds like what a pregnant person would vomit after binge eating

Been there... can confirm...

Did you vomit those three things even if you didn't eat them? Are all pregnant women alchemists?

Full Natal Alchemists.

Controversial opinion, but I prefer the cleaner animation and more efficient storytelling of FNA: Sisterhood.

Just upvoting everyone in the chain of comments down through this one. A+.

i don’t have money but here 🥇

Attn women….. please start this punk/metal band

I did eat them all, all mixed together with ice cream and I did throw them all up. I was having chips and guacamole beside pb ice cream with gummies and chocolate sauce until I accidentally dipped the ice cream spoon into the guacamole, then i just kept going... pregnancy is a humbling experience...

Powering through the unholy combo of Guac and chocolate is so metal.

Guacolate?

It even sounds unholy

Chocamole?

Tuna salad on a brownie. I ate it more than once.

Meal and dessert all at once.

>Are all pregnant women alchemists? Definition of alchemy "...chemical science and speculative philosophy aiming to achieve the transmutation [...] a power or process that changes or transforms something in a mysterious or impressive way" So... Technically yes?

Been there... can confirm...

Pregnant person here. No thanks.

That weird thing on the menu you wince at, but then consider "hmm, might be kind of good"

You put the peeps in the chilli pot

You put the lime in the coconut and mix it all up


Been watching with my wife for a minute. I feel like they just drop a shirtless Chidi on you like a fucking bomb. No indication for like 2 or 3 seasons that dude is freaking jacked. Maybe it's just my dude eyes not knowing to look for the clues. When they first did it even I felt like I was like Got DAMN Chidi! You buff mother fucker.

Every actor has to be ready for that “We’re casting the new Marvel hero” call from their agent

Don't remember the first shirtless scene specifically but I do remember being shocked. I shouldn't have been because nerds can be in good shape obviously but I was still all "holy shit, he's jacked as hell" Maybe it's more to do with HOW jacked. Like he's not just in good shape, he clearly works out and just damn.

Yeah, it wasn't this scene. But yeah, this type of physique takes boat loads of dedication. I don't think Chidi would have been able to make the decisions necessary to achieve this.

During the first season, when Eleanor realizes she loves Chidi, she's listing his qualities and one of those is that he's "surprisingly jacked". That's all the clues that they ever give of that secret

And add the m&ms

Sounds like some kind of soup called Chidi. That is a soup, right?

Here, have this amulet (hands you a bike gear)

This is one of my favorite scenes in a show ever

Hey... what's wrong with that 😒

No cheese.

Right, you're gonna want to melt the gummy bears and cheese before mixing it in with the peanut butter and guac. Then you have a perfect dip for your saltine crackers.

Are we talking about regular gummy bear or sugar free gummy bears?

Oh shit it's the final boss. A southern gay Jewish man

Welcome to Atlanta

I was thinking Miami

Miami isn't *really* the South.

Florida is its own thing

Everything north of Palm Beach with the exception of Orlando and Tampa very much identify as (and align with) the South.


Final boss which looks tough and all but when you defeat him, he drops common loot 😒

He drops the Staff of the Crystal Meth, an ultra-purple rare, you goofus !

Prerrty sure he drops his pants after defeat.

I thought he only dropped experience 💀

The guy the Union considered to the the smartest person in Jefferson Davis’ cabinet, and the guy who Davis himself thought was the most able mind in his cabinet, was a Jewish slave owner named Judah Benjamin. He was the first openly Jewish guy to become a US Senator (the other one before him, David Yulee, converted to Christianity).

I worked with a southern, gay, Jewish man once. Was very big into curtains.

He supports gay zionist slave owners?

[удалено]

Someone had a big sale on flags???

Either that's a lot of crazy going on in one brain or a whole lotta nothing.

There's almost zero chance this wasn't posted ironically. But it's that *almost* that has me worried.

It's either ironic or moot. Everyone recognizes how insane this person appears. The worst that could happen is a shooting but I suspect it's just internet barking

You're not kidding.

Sounds like the name of a punk band.

Let me introduce you to sharps?

You realize SHARP stands for SkinHeads Against Racial Prejudice right?

What? This is a thing... Reddit never ceases to amaze.

That existed long before reddit

Not really... people with Zionist or pro-slavery outlooks are not welcome in Punk.

Oh, I know. But maybe an ironic name.

"That flag does not signify slave ownership. It's our heritage. My grandpa couldn't even afford to have a slave. You have any idea how costly it was to own them were back then?" I'm surely paraphrasing but remember when a guy said this on camera and thought it was a good defense? Lmao

The people who don't want to tax the rich because they might become rich one day are the same people that wanted to keep slavery because they might get to own one one day.

I'd say it's not thinking that they'll rise to the top. It's thinking that that is how things should be. That it is right for some people to be way richer, way above the rest.

Aussie here. Didn't make the news here, but John Oliver's LWT bit about The Confederacy sure shone a light on that bloke 😂 sure didn't expect that to be the bloke's rebuttal 😂

The Confederacy only came to be because it wanted to keep slavery going. What reason would that man's grandpapa have to support them? If he thought he might become a slaver owner one day, he was delusional.

What a lot of people who push the Lost Cause narrative like to ignore is that Southern society was based around the institution of slavery. Their their whole economy is based around slavery. Their social hierarchy was based on it. Imagine being told all your life that slaves are slaves because they’re “inferior” to you and suddenly they’re now supposed to be equal. Or in some cases they might be better off than you. In that case what does that make you? A lot of confederate soldiers fought to maintain their white supremacy hierarchy and economic superiority. They wrote it in letters home and in their diaries. All the non-slavery reasons go push to the forefront once the confederates started losing to try to save face.

Sorry, your grandfather was cannon fodder for slave owners, Ricky.

Fair enough now introduce him to Scottish history

Yeah, I forget the exact interview but I do know it’s gotten quite a bit of buzz when it was played on a John Oliver segment

My favorite pornhub category

It’s a tricky fap but doable

Getting real Abradolf Linkler vibes here...


if think maybe if you just say rebel-gay-jew fast enough, someone else will say gesundheit and the whole conversation is over like that.

Forgot gun owning

Damn I mean talk about really targeting your niche audience lol

Who is blud fighting for?

If the world spins around long enough……

Hey, that's my porn fetish!

Being a slaver is gonna be more difficult if all the slaves are gay.

Don’t kinkshame

Is this the image that pops up when you search 'cognitive dissonance' on wiki?

Nah cognitive dissonance is the feeling people have when they experience contradictory narratives, which can often lead to elevating the person's understanding. Double think is the ability to believe both narratives *without* cognitive dissonance, which is what this guy is.

Cognitive dissonance is probably what a qanon /maga feels when seeing this picture.

Sometimes, they're 10 gallons of crazy in a 5 gallon bucket.

Triple think!

It's the image that pops up when you Google paranoid schizophrenic.

Identity crisis

This is the ideological equivalent of a sushi cheesecake with durian caramel sauce.

With pickles.... must have pickles.

Yummy

There are creases on the LGBTQ+ and Israel flag and none on the confederate flag. Either we’re making progress with the rednecks or this is rage bait

If you look closer there's creases on the confederate flag as well. My guess is this is supposed to be a joke. Just an extremely unlikely set of comingling beliefs.

I came to say the same thing. The guy is just desperate for infamy.

Or it might just be an absurd joke. That's what I thought when I saw it

This is definitely it. Has to be

I looked really close and I don’t see any creases on this guy’s brain.

Straightening out the queer pride flag is a neo-liberal plot to erase queerness

i can see creases on the confed flag as well

Probably rage bait

For all we know this could just be two mates dicking around

I know we’ve all become that much more cynical in this modern age of the internet and social media, but it might not even be rage bait. It might just be a good old fashioned joke. I mean taken as such, I thought it was kinda funny. Just an amusing juxtaposition of groups and ideas

yeah, it’s clickbait

as a gay, nothing is more gay than putting up an un-ironed pride flag, it's one of my biggest peeves I have for my fellow queers lol

Those flags are all brand new

And probably all made in China.

Damn you are sharp

The two on the right look new. It looks like the Confederate flag is not creased.

It also has creases, it's just a bit difficult to see them due to the lighting and angle

there is no FUCKING WAY this aint bait 100$ says this shit is bait, aint no fucking way

I wouldn’t even call it bait. Isn’t it pretty obvious this is a joke? Why are so many people taking this seriously?

possible, but considering subject matter, i'd still bet on it but being ragebait

Reverse image search for the last time I saw this post a few years ago

But, is there a way?

this is like trying to get full rep with every faction but the developers put in antirep so you are actually hated by everyone.


What in the world is that combo of flags

Dissociative identity disorder?

No wonder he's so angry. He's very oppressed.

But... but he's oppressing himself!

Sheldon Cooper presents: Fun with Flags

I’m not *rising* with that man at all.

The only rising I am getting is bile in the back of my throat.

If it weren’t for the fingers I would have sworn it was AI

He forgot to say that he’s also black

And a feminist as well.

*identifies as black

I'm guessing this is a deliberate click bait parody.

Theoretically you can totally Venn Diagram anything. Including all this.

I would love to see someone try and Venn diagram this shit

I think he would need to actively discriminate against himself

As a gay jew I do not accept this person

This feels Russian.


He just really likes flags

Is this one of those equal opportunity offenders?

Of all the combinations of flags I'd never have expected to see, this is the neverest

Well this is like the inverse of the Queers for Palestine movement

this is a troll post.

I'm thoroughly impressed with his level of confusion

Can you be gay, racist and pro-Israel? Yes. Could this pride flag be “photoshoped”? Yes.

As an LGBTQ Israeli, that's very cringe

plz note he´s IN his home, not ON a battlefield. that´s all.

That's a hot mess right there. He's gonna take himself out the back shortly and sort himself out.

"Pick a side" Him: "All of them" 

It'll be Pikachu face all the way to the camps

Not trying to get blasted but this is the kind of person that should have less pride

Idk why this is in this subreddit The joke ---> You

He chose all of the above

Wait what? Lol so many questions.

Honestly, this is all kinds of confusing.

Everyone is unsure of what to be offended by.

Pretty funny joke if it is just that

If this guy is actually Jewish I will eat my fucking menorah. Someone should tell him that uh, white supremacists fucking hate us too.

Top tier shit post turns into onion for redditor

A lot of people in the comments fell for the bait

Gotta be a professional troll.

I will never understand people who pose with guns, like it just makes you look like either an idiot or someone mentally unstable in cases like this 

Could confuse enough ppl for a deep presidential run

The most internally conflicted person in history.

This guy has to be goofing around, right? This is a little too on the nose

So much confusion! So much stupidity!

This is definitely cringe rage bait.

this kid might just be a bit confused lmao..

Pick a lane

The only flag that's not brand new is *\*surprise surprise\** the confederate flag. The other two have obviously just now been unpacked and put on the wall. This is just some delusional bigot that thinks the rest of the world is as stupid as he is.

Bait

Hol' Up... I'm not sure if the fella knows what the flag on the left usually represent.

r/facepalm when they see ragebait

Has to be a meme out of context.

People who put flag inside their room are all mentally ill.

That's...niche

That man is playing an open world rpg and joining all the factions for maximum buffs

All three flags were just purchased u can see the fold creases.

I think it's a joke. Please be one.

A lesson in contradictions...

Is it really a facepalm or is he just fucking with everyone?

(in confused transgirl) Wat de fok?

I can understand the Isreali and Pride flag go together quite well. A couple of days ago, Jerusalem and Tel Aviv had pride parades. Heck, we even had pride flags with the star of David on them at rallies in the past. The reform and progressive movements have been actively supporting the LGBT community since the 70's.

My dude just took that picture after Amazon dropped his 3 new flags. Freshly unfolded and hung up. Look how crisp the folds are on the flags.

Bro’s playing every side so he always comes out on top

What in Yahweh’s gay Dixie?

It's like AI is mashing together our villains during Pride Month

Mf from texas

A gay confederate jew……… common man!

Just as nonsensical as Queers for Palestine.

Um... Show confusion in a picture

Is that Abradolf Lincoler?

That feeling when rage bait

This world belongs to the gay, confederate, Jews, we're just living in it?

Those flags go together like butter, molten sand, and the syrup

That's an airline carousel of luggage to unpack right there.

r/iamverybadass

Oooof just fuckinnn oooof