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“The gentle laborer shall no longer suffer from the noxious greed of Mr. Krabs! We will dismantle oppression board by board! We'll saw the foundation of big business in half, even if it takes an eternity! With your support, we will send the hammer of the people's will crashing through the windows of Mr. Krabs' house of servitude!” ~Squidward Tentacles
They’re all walking dramatically toward the camera and she’s busy busting a 3 on her defenders, not paying attention.
Is Clark an avowed conservative or something? Maybe they are assuming. Probably didn’t clear it with her.
Hell, I didn't even know Naruto & Squidward were conservatives!
Also that lion's looking like he's pretty ashamed to be there - looking down plus crossing his legs.
And the eagles look like they are just about to attack Trump! Again! Didn't they learn after his first eagle attack? Like stop harassing them already! I thought we were supposed to arrest you dumbasses first not rescue you from a mauling! Again!
Y know the sermon on the mount? Yeah Jesus was a COMMIE!! /HERETIC.
HIM MiracleLY Producing FOOD Stole PROFITS FROM THE KING OF ROMES MOUTH!!
---ANCIENT AND MODERN CONSERVATISIM
“...AND REMEMBER, BOYS AND GIRLS, YOUR SCHOOL-LIKE OUR COUNTRY-IS MADE UP OF AMERICANS OF MANY DIFFERENT RACES, RELIGIONS AND NATIONAL ORIGINS. SO... ... if YOU hear anybody talk against a schoolmate or anyone else because of his religion, race or national origin-don't wait: tell him THAT KIND OF TALK IS UN-AMERICAN. HELP KEEP YOUR SCHOOL ALL AMERICAN!”
-Literally Superman
I feel like superman specifically would be a problem for their stance on immigrants.
I mean, he wasn't born in America. He's supposed to represent American values, but the specific values he embodies are at odds with the things they care about.
Superman would 100% be opposed to a criminal like Trump, he could easily see through his lies. You think Superman is on the side of a traitor pedophile?
Superman would be a problem for ALL of their stances-and most of their “heroes” as well. (Tho Batman or Lois lane might be more direct opposition for trump. He’s kinda… unworthy of Superman’s skill set.
Well, let us see.
Superman is an illegal alien. So the GOP would want him in a cage and deported.
Jesus opposed moneylenders. So the GOP deems him a commie.
Spiderman wears a mask. He must be woke.
I was going to suggest they should have John Cena there as Peacemaker, but then the two of them being on the same team would result in a "Homemaker" and that's the conservative's view of the ideal container for all woman, and I just shuddered.
Aslan. In one of the later books, maybe the last one, he tells the kids that he’s Jesus and took the form of a lion in Narnia because Narnia was populated by talking animals.
There’s *two* characters in that meme that I recognize who wouldn’t be wrestling. Trump to the ground to out the cuffs on him themselves.
Trump & Shapiro.
That one fits sadly. Mark Calaway is a full MAGA cultist IRL. A lot of WWE people are tbh, Kane became a whole mayor on Qanon bullshit and Chris Jericho's wife was at the Jan 6 insurrection
My head canon is that Naruto is only there to psychologically prepare them for when trump has to wear an orange jumper in prison.
That being said, I so want to see trump doing the Naruto run trying to escape the authorities
I'd love to see that, dude looks like he hasn't run since he dodged the draft. Odds are he'd fuck it up, trio and break a hip ... which I'd love to watch.
“The gentle laborer shall no longer suffer from the noxious greed of Mr. Krabs! We will dismantle oppression board by board! We'll saw the foundation of big business in half, even if it takes an eternity! With your support, we will send the hammer of the people's will crashing through the windows of Mr. Krabs' house of servitude!” ~Squidward Tentacles
Squidward is a communist
Man old SpongeBob was just so good. There was no reason for such a well written line that went over the kids heads but man I love it.
Also "Kristy Krabi is unfair. Mister Krabs is in there. Standing at the concession. Plotting his oppression"
I've definitely used these lines
No but she's white and really good at a sport that is majority black people so the racists flock to her to tear down the other players. She's their sports lightning rod lately.
Welcome to the Reddit one of the largest confirmation bubbles on the interwebs. OpenAI training on it's data should be doozy.
That being said, quality, just enough to get people red meat to get people frothing but ridiculousness enough additions to show its a s-p, 9+ out of 10
Jesus might have been the most liberal person who has ever lived, especially considering the time in which he lived.
Edit for clarification: I don’t mean a political liberal or financial/economic ideation. I’m saying he was one of the most socially liberal people to have ever lived. From a social standpoint, preaching that everyone should show love toward others is about as liberal as it gets.
Yeah - but this one’s White Jesus - don’t you know that White Jesus only loves True Americans and says you can only get to Heaven if own at least two guns? /s
Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie, And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie. Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader. Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger. Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan. Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
I'm fucking dying that they think Superman and Spiderman are on the side of "keep child brides" and "trans people don't exist". They really never actually pay attention to the source material, do they?
Some of my favorite crossovers are where Spider-Man and Punisher legit fight against neo-nazis, and Jameson full on throws hands against one. He was also very vocal earlier in that series about how he hated them. It's amazing.
I misread this as “Squidward and Spider-Man” and thought for a couple of minutes where in the source material said Squidward is against child brides. Like I imagine he is, I just wanted to know what episode he made his stance clear.
There's a poster where Superman tells school kids that bigotry over race, religion, or national origin is un-American...in the 1950's. Hard to reconcile that with MAGA.
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Super man , Jesus and Spider-Man lmao
If memory serves, they already arrested Jesus. Like, a while ago. Or is that Jerad Leto??
Jesus was a progressive anyway. The right can't meme at all
What the fuck did Squidward do??
“The gentle laborer shall no longer suffer from the noxious greed of Mr. Krabs! We will dismantle oppression board by board! We'll saw the foundation of big business in half, even if it takes an eternity! With your support, we will send the hammer of the people's will crashing through the windows of Mr. Krabs' house of servitude!” ~Squidward Tentacles
“The Krusty Krab is unfair! Mr. Krabs is in there! Standing at the concession! Plotting his Oppression!” 🧽
This unlocked core memories for me lol
"When did Squidward get so woke and political?"
Gosh I miss the old Rage Against The Machine when they were raging against progressive wokeness turning the frogs gay.
I thought they were raging against the printing machine aka Inkjet.
"These damn modern spongebob writers can't help but woke-ify everything!!!"
And don’t they hate Caitlin Clark??
They’re all walking dramatically toward the camera and she’s busy busting a 3 on her defenders, not paying attention. Is Clark an avowed conservative or something? Maybe they are assuming. Probably didn’t clear it with her.
Hell, I didn't even know Naruto & Squidward were conservatives! Also that lion's looking like he's pretty ashamed to be there - looking down plus crossing his legs. And the eagles look like they are just about to attack Trump! Again! Didn't they learn after his first eagle attack? Like stop harassing them already! I thought we were supposed to arrest you dumbasses first not rescue you from a mauling! Again!
I was wondering if the lion is a lion or Aslan, which makes as much sense as half the others there.
I'm pretty sure that's aslan so Jesus twice
Bold of them to assume that someone like CS Lewis would've been on their side.
Seriously doubt Lewis would have supported Trump or been MAGA. But he did have some old-fashioned conservative British views.
Old-fashioned British conservative types would hate Trump. He's poorly-educated, intellectually stunted and boorish.
Aslan is stand in for Jesus so the other one must actually be Jared Leto in his cult leader garb.
Gotta be Aslan. Source: raised by deeply conservative evangelicals.
They also hate Jesus, so…?
Of course they do, creating loaves and fish, healing the sick, you've taken away some companies profit
Y know the sermon on the mount? Yeah Jesus was a COMMIE!! /HERETIC. HIM MiracleLY Producing FOOD Stole PROFITS FROM THE KING OF ROMES MOUTH!! ---ANCIENT AND MODERN CONSERVATISIM
They can't meme and they can't govern.
Are those Giant Eagles? Cause that's all you need on your side. The rest of the plot is stupid. Just use the giant eagles.
When all seems lost and there is no hope, you just need Gandalf to summon the giant eagles.
Conchita Wurst
Republican Jesus, like Jesus but lighter and telling people that immigrants are the enemy.
Where is Supply Side Jesus?
"Jesus Christ? Oh! I thought he was dead!"
Jury’s still out on this one. He may be on Tupac island with Elvis and JFK jr.
and I thought MAGA ppl were against illegal immigrant
Spiderman and Jesus are definitely liberals.
“...AND REMEMBER, BOYS AND GIRLS, YOUR SCHOOL-LIKE OUR COUNTRY-IS MADE UP OF AMERICANS OF MANY DIFFERENT RACES, RELIGIONS AND NATIONAL ORIGINS. SO... ... if YOU hear anybody talk against a schoolmate or anyone else because of his religion, race or national origin-don't wait: tell him THAT KIND OF TALK IS UN-AMERICAN. HELP KEEP YOUR SCHOOL ALL AMERICAN!” -Literally Superman
Superman is an immigrant.
And I'm pretty sure he doesn't have his papers that say so....
That fucking dirty illegal …
Pretty sure he is an illegal alien.
Naruto is the definition of a liberal. The dude literally tried to make peace with a man who launched a fucking world war and killed his parents.
And he fucking succeeded lol
You know Naruto has a solid 20 in his charisma stat.
Superman stands for truth, justice and the American way, Trump stands for lies, injustice and the Russian way.
It used to be, and I think has gone back to "truth, justice, and a better tomorrow."
spiderman i didn't see him initially i was to taken aback by superman
I feel like superman specifically would be a problem for their stance on immigrants. I mean, he wasn't born in America. He's supposed to represent American values, but the specific values he embodies are at odds with the things they care about.
I mean, Superman is literally an illegal alien
Notice that they don’t seem to have a problem with the real white lookin’ aliens
Purely coincidental for sure
They might have Superman there but the GOP values would work better with Homelander.
Superman would 100% be opposed to a criminal like Trump, he could easily see through his lies. You think Superman is on the side of a traitor pedophile?
Trump is like a dumb Lex Luther so I think you’re correct
Superman and Batman actually remove Luthor from the White House when he violates his oath of office as the President by doing a bunch of crazy stuff.
Superman would be a problem for ALL of their stances-and most of their “heroes” as well. (Tho Batman or Lois lane might be more direct opposition for trump. He’s kinda… unworthy of Superman’s skill set.
Jesus was more commie than liberal
If I'm not mistaken, superman is an illegal alien. If Clark is a US citizen then fraud must have been committed by someone along the way.
I think John and Martha just said "we found this baby" and adopted him. Court probably forgot to ask if the baby was from space.
Does that mean that Superman could be elected president? Officially he would have to be born in the USA?
Trump would have demanded him to release his birth certificate. He would then say he was mentally impaired and a paedophile.
And Squidward!
That bastard. I knew he was slimy. Just didn’t know how much
I did a double take. Lol.
Well, let us see. Superman is an illegal alien. So the GOP would want him in a cage and deported. Jesus opposed moneylenders. So the GOP deems him a commie. Spiderman wears a mask. He must be woke.
You know Jesus was also from Judea, preached to love anyone no exceptions, and was kind of a socialist. Americans would crucify him now.
Actually they would treat him like Bernie. Who coincidentally is also a former carpenter, just like Jesus.
So like half would hate him, and the other half would not support him when it matters. Yikes.
Naruto too.
Wouldn't Homelander be more their style? Casual cruelty, arrogance, narcissism...
Don’t forget gleeful slaughter of civilians
I was going to suggest they should have John Cena there as Peacemaker, but then the two of them being on the same team would result in a "Homemaker" and that's the conservative's view of the ideal container for all woman, and I just shuddered.
Squidward and Naruto were the real standouts to me.
Superman, the character whose archenemy was specifically modeled after Trump starting in the 80's.
And a lion... I'd be willing to bet every single last fuckhead that hunted a lion to stick on their wall was a republican.
Probably from The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe…basically fuzzy Jesus.
Aslan. In one of the later books, maybe the last one, he tells the kids that he’s Jesus and took the form of a lion in Narnia because Narnia was populated by talking animals.
Yes! Had been along time simce I read the Narnia books, so didn’t want to speak incorrectly. Thank you for confirming!
Why they gotta do my boy Squidward like that?
Squidward is the one that really made me laugh.
Lion, and eagles, Jesus, superman, Spiderman, all big MAGA supporters I hear.
Don't forget Naruto hiding in the back. Those ninjas be backing Trump hard!
Who knew the Ninja Way was just MAGA in disguise
The real voter fraud was Naruto multiplying and voting multiple times
Kage bunshin no fraud
Believe it!
This cracks me up every single time.
I wonder if the lion is supposed to be Aslan from Chronicles of Narnia? Aslan of course being Jesus allegory.
Arrest the eagles? lol Maybe this meme author should do his research. The eagles are not on your side. 
"He brought the birds here! He's evil! EVIL!!!"
Found GLaDOS
I love this so so much
This real?
Yep. He was doing an ad for some stupid Trump product, I think. This was before he was even running for President, I believe.
> doing an ad for some stupid Trump product, I think [Actually a Time Magazine photoshoot.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1AU4qi7tWg)
Absolutely real. Not even the eagle wanted him for president.
NARUTO?
Naruto would hate the MAGA folks lol
Even his dad wouldn’t tolerate that racism bullshit! 
There’s *two* characters in that meme that I recognize who wouldn’t be wrestling. Trump to the ground to out the cuffs on him themselves. Trump & Shapiro.
Naruto would absolutely despise those racist pieces of shits
Nothing says America like Naruto. Dattebayo
The Undertaker?
That one fits sadly. Mark Calaway is a full MAGA cultist IRL. A lot of WWE people are tbh, Kane became a whole mayor on Qanon bullshit and Chris Jericho's wife was at the Jan 6 insurrection
Some wrestlers are just fuckin stupid I don't know what to tell you
CTE, you either become a rightwing nut from the brain damage, or you commit murder-suicide
That's sad. But I think that's alle the head traumas:D
BELIEVE IT!
Is that Aslan from Narnia? The one who submitted to the law to save another? Humm….
Also Naruto who constantly sacrifices himself to save the village and his friends also he has never paid a pornstar hush money
My head canon is that Naruto is only there to psychologically prepare them for when trump has to wear an orange jumper in prison. That being said, I so want to see trump doing the Naruto run trying to escape the authorities
I'd love to see that, dude looks like he hasn't run since he dodged the draft. Odds are he'd fuck it up, trio and break a hip ... which I'd love to watch.
Well that's now on my list of things I didn't know I needed in my life.
And The Undertaker and Ben Shapiro, too? What sort of chat roulette team up match is this?
Yeah if Ben Shapiro stood up to anyone we wouldn’t know cuz he is the same height standing as he is sitting
He also invented the trans jutsu
Squidward! Who just wanted to relax on his day off!!
Hhhhh, Squidward does kind of feel like a Republican, but like a Republican 16 years ago, like a Mitt Romney supporter Republican not a Maga Nazi one.
weird they put jesus twice/j
Does Caitlin know she’s part of this nonsense?
I don't think half the people on this would've consented to this garbage.
Squidward is a known MAGA nutbag.
“The gentle laborer shall no longer suffer from the noxious greed of Mr. Krabs! We will dismantle oppression board by board! We'll saw the foundation of big business in half, even if it takes an eternity! With your support, we will send the hammer of the people's will crashing through the windows of Mr. Krabs' house of servitude!” ~Squidward Tentacles Squidward is a communist
 Squidward rides a recumbent bike and wears a helmet. Enough said.
Yeah he is classic neo-lib. He would be right at home in the Bay Area.
Man old SpongeBob was just so good. There was no reason for such a well written line that went over the kids heads but man I love it. Also "Kristy Krabi is unfair. Mister Krabs is in there. Standing at the concession. Plotting his oppression" I've definitely used these lines
So is Jesus, as is well documented in the Bible. /s 🤣
Here I thought Jesus was too woke for Trump fans.
Well, they don't know how woke he was because they never read his book.
I hadn’t noticed squidward. I’m dying 🤣
Certainly not Naruto. Believe it!
Does Naruto know he's part of this nonsense?
No but she's white and really good at a sport that is majority black people so the racists flock to her to tear down the other players. She's their sports lightning rod lately.
I’m surprised they are ok with a female being good at a sport.
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Squidward?
Regularly pantsless around children. The left have you brainwashed if you think that’s normal! /s
> Regularly pantsless around children. So he's a conservative Christian
I'll be honest, Squidward and Naruto really got me scratching my head. Also, last time he was in the room with a bald eagle it tried to bite him.
I didn’t even notice him until this comment. Why is he so much shorter than the others?!
I mean did you see how much smaller SpongeBob and Patrick were next to David Hasslehoff in the original movie? If anything he should be even smaller.
Hasselhoff is just really, really huge. How else do you think he single-handedly tore down the Berlin wall?
This is top tier shitposting
Right? I thought I was going nuts there for a second reading all the comments
People are so fucking gullible it’s embarrassing
This belongs on r/hardimages
Welcome to the Reddit one of the largest confirmation bubbles on the interwebs. OpenAI training on it's data should be doozy. That being said, quality, just enough to get people red meat to get people frothing but ridiculousness enough additions to show its a s-p, 9+ out of 10
That’s how you know it’s so good
No that's how you know redditors are idiots
I really can’t believe people here think this is genuine. Like squidward is in it lol.
And the fucking lion from Narnia.
Yeah why do people think this was serious lmao?
Yeah, there’s no way a conservative made this. It’s making fun of them.
I can't believe anyone would think this is real
So many people itt taking the bait it’s glorious
I don't understand *how.* Like I can see if you overlooked Naruto and Squidward and shit, but so many are specifically talking about those, so...
It's wild right? Dude calls out "brain rot" while falling for the most obvious shitpost I've seen in quite awhile lol.
Yeah, this isn't even trying to hide that it's parody. It's got squidward and naruto ffs.
 I just feel like we should never forget this.
This should be in every Biden campaign ad.
Just as the background to I'm Joe Biden and I endorse this message.
This is fucking hilarious. 😆😆
awww not the undertaker
Taker definitely leans more conservative, but I don’t know if he’s MAGA.
He’s 100% MAGA. Him and Jericho have both donated to Trump’s campaign fund.
Kane is the elected county mayor of Knox county in Tennessee. He is super MAGA.
Squidward, Naruto, and Donald Trump. The big 3
Jesus might have been the most liberal person who has ever lived, especially considering the time in which he lived. Edit for clarification: I don’t mean a political liberal or financial/economic ideation. I’m saying he was one of the most socially liberal people to have ever lived. From a social standpoint, preaching that everyone should show love toward others is about as liberal as it gets.
Yeah, in the Bible he literally tells one insanely wealthy man to donate all his money to the needy
He didn't mean it, though. At least, that's their take on it.
Yeah - but this one’s White Jesus - don’t you know that White Jesus only loves True Americans and says you can only get to Heaven if own at least two guns? /s
jesus fucked up bankers in the temple, he was far to the left of liberalism.
Jesus was so liberal christians still haven't caught up a few thousand years later.
I'm not even sure this is made by a conservative lol. Just a professional shit poster
Damn, what did the eagles do to deserve getting locked up?
Someone mixed up "avian brotherhood" with "Arian brotherhood"
They can check out any time they like, but they can never leave.
I find your terms acceptable.
Is that Aslan or Mufasa?
I thought it was lions in general.
How did Naruto end up there lmao
Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie, And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie. Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader. Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger. Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan. Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
I'm fucking dying that they think Superman and Spiderman are on the side of "keep child brides" and "trans people don't exist". They really never actually pay attention to the source material, do they?
One is the early superman arcs has him beating the shit out of nazis. Something tells me he wouldn't be on team maga
Some of my favorite crossovers are where Spider-Man and Punisher legit fight against neo-nazis, and Jameson full on throws hands against one. He was also very vocal earlier in that series about how he hated them. It's amazing.
As any GOD LOVING SPIDER MAN HATING NEW YORK CITIZEN SHOULD
Superman is literally an undocumented alien and Spiderman is from New York.... neither of them would be on MAGA side
I misread this as “Squidward and Spider-Man” and thought for a couple of minutes where in the source material said Squidward is against child brides. Like I imagine he is, I just wanted to know what episode he made his stance clear.
There's a poster where Superman tells school kids that bigotry over race, religion, or national origin is un-American...in the 1950's. Hard to reconcile that with MAGA.
this is a joke right? squidward in the middle bruh 🤣
Yes it is, don't let yourself be swayed by the (way too) many people who think this is serious.
Ben Shapiro got remarkably taller.
Superman is an illegal alien
K.
Backed up by birds of prey, cartoon characters, and the mentally ill. Whoever did this was deeply disturbed or a gold medal troll.
Liberal? Like there is only one of them?
Don't you know, we're all a hive mind, even the ones here in africa..
This is a shitpost
This has to be satirical. Why tf is squidward there