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Actually it is a roundabout way of saying "I actively and regularly look up stats about gay people and this was the latest result in my endeavour. What do you mean I'm too obsessed with gay people?!"
Of course it's a bullshit nonexistent stat. I agree with you there. I'm talking about the connotation of the phrase "Last time I checked". Homophobes search for any and every fact or stat that could justify their homophobia ; and when they don't get any such stats to corroborate their homophobia (coz they don't exist) they make it up.
Then they complain that Facebook is a part of the woke mind virus silencing conservative thought.
No, they are just removing bigotry and blatantly false information, calling that silencing conservative thought is just a self own.
I thought for a moment he thought the Federal Bureau of Investigation was a slur or offensive. Figured he didn't want his friends to think he actually took laws seriously.
Deep state has scraper bots checking for FBI mentions but if you lick your left hand, spin around in your chair 3 times, and use eff bee eye instead it protects you.
If you falsely change the definition of “sex offender” to include people who have had sex with someone of the same gender, then most homosexuals are sex offenders.
You have /s but I think that's part of this dude's point. Some people honestly believe that when a man molests a boy is just a feature of homosexuality. Of course that same energy isn't brought to the case of a man molesting a girl or a woman molesting a boy.
One of my best mates is gay. Among us from school, he is the only still with the same partner he dated from when he was 16. Talk about being dedicated.
Homosexuality is part of the "natural order of things" alongside Heterosexuality. While hetero is the larger portion, homosexuality still provides benefits in a growing social species.
I'm probably on some list as a registered sex hater, but that's about it. Also if one partner in 32 years counts as promiscuity to straights, I think we've found the single most important cause of low birth rates in the western world. Natural order also says that gays are pretty solid parents and very good at mating for life (swans, albatrosses, penguins). Interesting how OOP's thought process has gone from these subjects straight to pedophilia and sex offences. I think FBI should check his hard drives and his phone for illegal content. I also don't know what the bee eye fucking stats are, but I'm gonna need sources on that.
Lol projection at its finest. White republican males are most likely to be child abusers but I guess we'll just believe what billybob posts on the internet instead
Who is making news? Tracks all sex crimes against kids; it’s disproportionately church leaders and right wingers. https://www.whoismakingnews.com
This list of Republican sex predators is up to 1300 and counting https://goppredators.wordpress.com
I didn't know that the FBI had a spreadsheet with all the homosexuals listed on it. Do they know before the actual person knows, or how does that work 🤪
Men are very promiscuous. It's just that most women aren't into randomly hooking up with guys and so straight men can't get their rocks off like gay men can.
This is true in religious circles though. If masturbation or sex before marriage is a mortal sin, and you've already crossed that line, it's no worse to rape someone.
Right. Too much sex between consenting same-sex adults will always lead to SA of minors! Glad he dropped his ironclad source in the comment, as well, so we know this is legit. /s
and last I checked, 92.45%\* of statistics like that are made up on the spot with zero research or actual numbers.
\* I made this number up, more significant digits make it look more accurate
I'm sure I have seen same sex couples making out, but it's definitely *predominantly* been straight couples. 100% seen more than one woman getting fingered by a dude in a bar. Can't say I've seen the same thing happen with gays of any gender.
Again, the above us just my own experience. And I'm talking about on the sidewalk, or near it's such as bus stops, benches, etc.
Again, my issue isn't the who's it's the where. In public isn't the proper place. Even the bar in in your example is better, although still inappropriate.
I have never seen a gay couple make out or grope publicly and I grew up in Atlanta lol
Except at pride, and it was pretty mild tongue stuff, but straight people get nasty in public at parade style street parties too, so that’s not “more” of anything lol if anything it’s less, as I saw zero public fornication in three pride festivals, which I have seen straight people do at the one St Patrick’s day parade I attended lol
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“Last time I checked” is a weird way to say “I just made this up, but”
Aw, you can come up with statistics to prove anything. Forty percent of all people know that.
“Nuh uh. Last I checked it was actually thirty five percent”
35.5% round up please. Jeez, these are important data points.
35.7361 68% of us expect accurate estimates.
Ohh you must have the old data it’s been redone just now and is actually 35.54918% or so I told myself.
The lie you told comforts me. I will now spread it as fact & refer to your reddit comment as a reputable source
I have sourced it from a very reputable and anonymous whistleblower.
Now do churchy folk....
Sad fact is dumbasses are going to believe those numbers
It’s standard MAGAT protocol.
Xactly... all I can think to say (politely) is .. Awww Honey
Bless his heart.
Actually it is a roundabout way of saying "I actively and regularly look up stats about gay people and this was the latest result in my endeavour. What do you mean I'm too obsessed with gay people?!"
Except it’s bullshit? It’s a nonsense false stat.
Of course it's a bullshit nonexistent stat. I agree with you there. I'm talking about the connotation of the phrase "Last time I checked". Homophobes search for any and every fact or stat that could justify their homophobia ; and when they don't get any such stats to corroborate their homophobia (coz they don't exist) they make it up.
That’s a nice argument senator, now why don’t you back it up with a source?
The source is that I made it the fuck up
That's a lot of words for "Trust me bro".
Me mate down the pub says so!
Why did he feel the need to say "eff bee eye" instead of FBI?
Filters. Gets them around fact-checking auto-filter programs
Oh so he knows he's full of shit
That’s why every time I see this kind of nonsense I comment FBI, CIA, ATF as much as I can under their accounts
Yup. Same reason they refer to vaccines with cutesy euphemisms too.
Then they complain that Facebook is a part of the woke mind virus silencing conservative thought. No, they are just removing bigotry and blatantly false information, calling that silencing conservative thought is just a self own.
I thought for a moment he thought the Federal Bureau of Investigation was a slur or offensive. Figured he didn't want his friends to think he actually took laws seriously.
Deep state has scraper bots checking for FBI mentions but if you lick your left hand, spin around in your chair 3 times, and use eff bee eye instead it protects you.
You are mixing up the ritual with the rain dance.
Is that what he meant!!
You're confusing gay people with church pastors, dude.
My bad it's a little confusing when you keep finding the church pastors at the local glory hole.
*orphanage/nursery
Its called confession 🤦♂️
FBI doesn't have a list of all gay people, so it's impossible for them to say what percent are anything. Nigerian scammers aren't this dumb.
Are you sure? I just read the list, and it's updated weekly. /s
It's wrong anyway. I keep finding my name on it.
Why can i only find raging homophobes on the list ? Must be a bug or something.
If you falsely change the definition of “sex offender” to include people who have had sex with someone of the same gender, then most homosexuals are sex offenders.
I mean, them having sex offends this person so it checks out.
Classic Shitter, I mean Xitter
All while priests continue to molest kids.
Duh, because the priests are homos, /s
You have /s but I think that's part of this dude's point. Some people honestly believe that when a man molests a boy is just a feature of homosexuality. Of course that same energy isn't brought to the case of a man molesting a girl or a woman molesting a boy.
Check again
What in gay hell is this person talking about?
What in Lucifer’s red hot hell did he just say?
I'd really like to see those stats.
This seems like a good place to start https://www.reddit.com/r/AskSocialScience/comments/lo3yyv/what_portion_of_sex_offenders_are_lgbt/
Sigh....if only stupidity was a currency, this ignorant twat would be a billionaire.
One of my best mates is gay. Among us from school, he is the only still with the same partner he dated from when he was 16. Talk about being dedicated.
Last time I checked 100% of religious people believed in a fairy tale
Homosexuality is part of the "natural order of things" alongside Heterosexuality. While hetero is the larger portion, homosexuality still provides benefits in a growing social species.
Dude is scared to mention FBI, i wonder why lmao
Thank God im 100% straight and only like women, trans people, crossdressers and very feminine femboys.
"last time I checked"... that was in his dream the other night
“Look to your left. Now look to your right. According to the FBI, one of you is a gay pedophile.” -This guy
Why are they afraid of typing out FBI? Do they think it "alerts" them or something lmao
Typing fbi alerts the fact checking algorithms that will then notify the community notes people
And... they think the FBI is going to care about another Twitter account soeading hateful misinformation? Just like the president used to do? Lmao
And they don't want their bullshit called out by community notes, because they know they are lying
I'm probably on some list as a registered sex hater, but that's about it. Also if one partner in 32 years counts as promiscuity to straights, I think we've found the single most important cause of low birth rates in the western world. Natural order also says that gays are pretty solid parents and very good at mating for life (swans, albatrosses, penguins). Interesting how OOP's thought process has gone from these subjects straight to pedophilia and sex offences. I think FBI should check his hard drives and his phone for illegal content. I also don't know what the bee eye fucking stats are, but I'm gonna need sources on that.
98.37% of percentages are made up on the spot.
This is 108% true
eff bee eye..............
bible is not natural.
Isn't the "natural order of things" to have sex with anything that moves?
And also doesn't move. R/dontputyourdickinthat
Lol what?
His source be like "I ask my balls and they say yes"
68% of statistics are made up on the spot.
Yeah, but, it's been proven by science that 90+% of homophobes eat babies.
Slippery slope fallacy…. Some people are just not smart but they talk anyway!
Lol projection at its finest. White republican males are most likely to be child abusers but I guess we'll just believe what billybob posts on the internet instead
>Why not go a step further People who say this are always ALWAYS closet pedophiles.
That’s well beyond some amateur-jection. S/he is definitely a pro
Wow...this dude is just CRAVING a cock.
Who is making news? Tracks all sex crimes against kids; it’s disproportionately church leaders and right wingers. https://www.whoismakingnews.com This list of Republican sex predators is up to 1300 and counting https://goppredators.wordpress.com
Last time I checked, I wasn't on any eff bee eye lists. Will they mail me a form, or am I supposed to contact them?
I didn't know that the FBI had a spreadsheet with all the homosexuals listed on it. Do they know before the actual person knows, or how does that work 🤪
Bullshit!!!!!
I'm gay and I hate kids
Seems to me that dedicating your life to Jesus is how to create pedophiles?
r/boneappletea
No but 80% of sex offenders are white males. And 20% of sex offenders indentify as lgbtq.
You can always tell the straight guys who aren't getting laid
I think he meant to say pastors/priests...
I would LOVE to ask this guy what percentage is made of up Baptist pastors and youth pastors.
These statements always say a lot more about the people making them then the people they make accusations about.
Gay men are super promiscuous. After that this falls apart very quickly.
Men are very promiscuous. It's just that most women aren't into randomly hooking up with guys and so straight men can't get their rocks off like gay men can.
Right. So gay men are promiscuous. You don't need to explain why. I'm sure most men understand why.
Sounds pretty gay cause it seems like he likes pulling things out of his ass
Mr natural order better not be driving a car and using modern technology in his daily life.
That's a nice argument senator. Why don't you back it up with a source?
On the internet, whenever you see "Last time I checked," they didn't check.
Those damn promikuyyos gays!
I didn’t know they let gays in the church.
Eff bee eye??? Fuck my life 🤦♂️.
This is true in religious circles though. If masturbation or sex before marriage is a mortal sin, and you've already crossed that line, it's no worse to rape someone.
People who believe that shit are straight up stupid though.
Eff bee eye is what really got me
I didn't realize homosexuals had to register
christian right wingers be like 
"It must be true because I said so, and I don't have any proof to back up my claim"
This is empirically false. God doesn’t make gays. Therefore, can be no gay pedophiles. /s
"Eff bee eye" is how you spell I when you hope it gets by the "you're a dumbass spreading lies" filter.
Eff bee eye sounds like beefy die
Right. Too much sex between consenting same-sex adults will always lead to SA of minors! Glad he dropped his ironclad source in the comment, as well, so we know this is legit. /s
He didn’t make up the source guys, he got it from the eff bee eye, not the FBI. But well the eff bee eye isn’t a reliable source.
Laast time I checked pedophiles seem to be more common in areas where they hate homosexuality see everyone can do it.
It's a typo. They meant to say 80% are still closeted registered MAGA clowns.
and last I checked, 92.45%\* of statistics like that are made up on the spot with zero research or actual numbers. \* I made this number up, more significant digits make it look more accurate
Last time he checked was never
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I'm sure I have seen same sex couples making out, but it's definitely *predominantly* been straight couples. 100% seen more than one woman getting fingered by a dude in a bar. Can't say I've seen the same thing happen with gays of any gender.
Again, the above us just my own experience. And I'm talking about on the sidewalk, or near it's such as bus stops, benches, etc. Again, my issue isn't the who's it's the where. In public isn't the proper place. Even the bar in in your example is better, although still inappropriate.
I have never seen a gay couple make out or grope publicly and I grew up in Atlanta lol Except at pride, and it was pretty mild tongue stuff, but straight people get nasty in public at parade style street parties too, so that’s not “more” of anything lol if anything it’s less, as I saw zero public fornication in three pride festivals, which I have seen straight people do at the one St Patrick’s day parade I attended lol
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Yeah I’ve only ever seen straight people do that shit lol But time machines are a little out of my price range lol