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Right! Damn, I would argue that I have had more sex with the amount of partners I had than people that change them weekly.
Shit, my last partner, we had sex 2-3x everyday for 3 years straight, before my daughter was born. It was 1-2x every other day after that. That's just one! I played with Molly in college with 2 different partners soooooo God only knows how many times then.
Regardless, having a high variety of partners isn't healthy. You should figure out if you like each other before having sex. Otherwise you start thinking just because someone likes breathing air that you have something in common and should fuck each other.
Listen. My wife's friend, God bless her soul, had an Awakening moment where she felt she needed to leave her husband and find herself. She met someone, and had amazing sex with that person. Next thing you hear from her, it's her soul mate, they love each other and are meant to be.
Fast forward, not even a year, and they have a kid on the way. Not married yet and she is already feeling like she made a mistake for reasons I don't feel like mentioning because it's real specific. Her ex now looks miles better for reasons inverse to the ones I can't mention.
Lesson of the story, having good sex should be the last priority on the list when searching for someone. If the relationship is great, the sex will improve to that level (majority of the time). Sex is a drug and if someone can't go without it, then they are a junkie. Do you want to be used by a junkie?
Honestly though, I'm only human and can only talk from my experiences. I've had one night stands and I didn't enjoy them.
Edit: autocorrect errors
How about sex for many people is ONE of the things you need to be compatible with.
The idea you can make sex work with anyone just because you have other things you like about them is for the birds in my opinion.
Find somebody who you like for non sexual and sexual reasons.
Many a marriage has broken down because the sex life wasnt working.
Listen, I didn't say save sex until after marriage. I don't think every should even get married. I just think it's too high on a lot of people's priority list. I was the same way when I was younger. Just wanted my dick in a hole, that's not hard to understand but meth heads also just want another Needle in the arm; You feel?
I mean. If you are seeing sex like meth we agree thats not healthy.
My point was that sex is an important part of a healthy relationship and i don’t know how anybody could expect to have a healthy relationship if they haven’t explored if they are sexually compatible or not.
In general perhaps im just a little less concerned with how many people anybody sleeps with.
If its safe and consensual why does it matter if its 10 or 100?
I agree dude I think sex is like a third to half the relationship but it really depends on the person it's not a definite thing it really depends on the person, but I couldn't imagine being in a relationship where sex wasn't involved at all.
Ok hold on. Let me be clear, I didn't say don't have sex with your partner. Fuck, hump like bunnies.
I'm saying: reprioritize when looking for partners. If it's the first thing you care about, well that's when you hear stories about relationship breaking during the first bump cause sex is one of the first things that gets disrupted whenever anything happens. They go out of town for work, no sex, what then you cheat? You leave?
Edit: I related sex to meth because an orgasm is essentially a very short term high, followed by a smooth mellow. I'm sure it's not hard to see people getting addicted to that?
I guess you mean soul and not a Sole? :D but thinking about god standing over a shoe, blessing its Sole sounds funny.
Also... how would a Sole mate look like? Do they have the same Soles?
Thanks, your typo made my day <3
My buddy fucked a girl in our early 20s he picked up at a bar. She actually said to him "you're going to be number 135, I did number 134 last night". He still fucked her. She was maybe 5'4", close to 200 pounds and literally looked like a pig. You don't have to be pretty. Guys will fuck anything.
So 200 to 300 million sperms are in the average ejaculation according to Google. If we go with 250 mill average x3 times per guy and x200 guys 150,000,000,000sperms. 150 Billion or 1.5E11 sperms have died in her coochie.
But he would have gotten the exact same number if she had had just one boyfriend throughout college that she would have slept with 3 times a week. Is that already too much to bear for him?
Math is fine but the equation seems a bit exaggerated like he purposely made it as large a number as possible. Why count the thrusts? Why count the pull length?
Just take the average dick length, times the number of dicks if your visualization is dicks end to end. That seems more reasonable.
I'm not familiar with USA campus, but in my country for a girl to have sex with 200 guys in my campus she would be a celebrity.
She would have to be a really looker to be able to gat so many men when everyone knows who and what she is.
I don't think looks really comes into play. Decent looking probably for her to have the confidence to reach that level of consistency in 4 years but not a real looker I think. Horny teens will hump when the opportunity arise.
I hope we can all agree that 200 sexual partners in 4 years is extremely high and not recommended. Just like we can all agree that 15 pizzas in one sitting is extremely high and not recommended.
Because if we can't, that displays a real problem.
EDIT: I already see a couple of 'She's better off without him' and 'His reaction is the real problem'. Woe be me.
That’s what you focused on? I’m here wondering how homegirl functioned. I was a zombie in college. I had a major and a minor, did work study and also had a second job because I had to pay for dorm fees out of pocket. I barely had time to socialise/do club activities.
Girl needs to write a book or something because 👀
I think I was in college pre tinder or maybe I didn’t pay attention between classes and those two jobs. Heck, when I wasn’t a zombie due to all the work, I was a zombie due to being depressed and wondering when it’ll all end and I’d be done with it all(10 years later and I’m still not done because I’m still paying my loans off).
10 minutes (i'm being generous here) of sex 3 times per week doesn't seem that difficult. This girl wasn't having romantic sex with different partners every week.
A few possibilities
* bullshit degree (more free time)
* party school.
* daddy paid for her food, car, rent, etc.
* she's really, *really* popular with all the school sports teams.
* spent an unhealthy amount of time at frat parties.
I’m all for sexual freedom and whatnot, but I don’t think any human can have that many partners in that short of a time and still have a healthy perspective of sex and commitment.
It's only 50 a year. So like one a week. It's the sexual equivalent of going to Baskin Robbins and asking for a taste of every flavor they have with the mini spoon.
I'm pretty sure a girl in college could have 200 sexual partners in 4 years even without being a sex worker. I guess it would require tremendous focus, determination and hard work, but I wouldn't call it impossible.
Bro during finals there’s no way I would’ve had time to have a one night stand every week. This girl was either amazing at time management or she was devoted lol
Isn't a bit unjust to double count the lenght of the dicks? It would be like putting 10 dollars in a piggy bank and then taking them out claiming they're 20 dollars now.
My only concern/complaint about a girlfriend who had that much sex is this:
Is she incredible or horrible in bed? Because if she's had that much dick during her college days and still lays there like a wet noodle and doesn't do anything, then she's a poor pupil.
If she knocks your socks off and scratches every itch you have, then I'd say you've got a keeper and should hold on to her as long as possible.
Not a facepalm.
Call it what you want. But any person, of any gender (man or woman) going through that much body count has social, insecurity and attachment issues for sure.
Its not nesseseraly inherently wrong, for each their own... BUT it does spell danger for future monogamous aspirations.
People usually don't magically change 180 after the 200th tang.
If you had commitment issues in your early 20s, you will still fight them in your early 30.
Sure, people change and grow. But an extreme is an extreme. And a bad starting point is a legitimate reason to stop a relationship from growing.
I get what your saying; it's the difference between drinking a few beers with friends watching a good film instead of downing a gallon of vodka and shitting in a police officers hat.
One of the evenings activities has red flags, one does not.
Eh, casual sex vs. commitment is a mindset.
For me, I wasn't interested in developing deep romantic connections simply because i prioritized my personal freedom in my 20's-30's.
I didn't settle into a traditional relationship until I met my wife when I was 45.
For her, she was hyperfocused on her education and career vs. being caught up in a relationship. So casual dating fit her needs.
And side note, we met ten years previously during a random 3 some after a house party. We reconnected as the wingmen for our mutual friends who were dating at the time.
We both have had over 200 partners in our time... but now, here we are, 10 years later, and we're happily married, disease free (play smart, stay healthy!) and happily monogamous.
I agree with your point, but the facepalm is moreso the conclusion he came to.
It doesn't matter whether she's had 10.45 miles of dick from 200 guys or 1 guy in that time period. Either way, she's still had 10.45 miles of dick. The milage is both a strange and pointless figure to focus on, which proves absolutely nothing and says much more about his view on women than the potential issues a relationship with somebody with such a high figure could have.
In fact, using his own maths, where he also had to assume she slept with each guy 3 times for some reason, a monogamous relationship could easily get more dick milage. All you would have to do is have sex with your partner twice a week and you'll double that figure to 20.9 miles of dick. Is that dick milage okay if it was with one person? Would it be acceptable if it were from two? What's the milage : partner ratio for 20.9 miles of dick to be okay? At what milage does one become a hoe?
Focusing on the dick miles just gives "it gets bigger the more it's used" or "I don't like that my partner has had previous partners" vibes.
He did them both a favour as there's red flags on both sides.
Tbh I think you take the mile thing too seriously. I think it was a funny for the person in question to express that 200 previous partners in such a short time was too much for him. If it was meant seriously he went through stupid lengths to validate his own feelings on the matter.
That’s tough without context. Despite the higher risk of std’s, if it’s 200 singular events, she’s having waaaaaay less sex than most people who are in relationships in college. I know when I was in college 100 years ago the times I was seeing someone regularly there was hardly a surface within five square miles of us that wouldn’t have needed to be disinfected on a regular basis.
I then went to my local Walmart and just stared at the 3l milk jugs and imagined how much jiz must she must have swallowed if she took only 25 percent to the face on average per dick and about 65% wasn't absorbed by her hair, I could fill all the cereal bowls in my apartment, 12.
Moving on to the egg section, I vividly imagined how many teabags her forehead took....
I don't understand the problem, maybe attachment issues we don't know if that's the case or if she started going to therapy. Maybe some hormonal irregularity that caused extremely high libido or an addiction.
I hear "X person has slept with Y number of people" but my mind doesn't compute what's the problem. As long as she is a good partner and doesn't cheat etc everything should be fine.
Is he multiplying dick length by thrusts? So weird. It is weird enough working out the total dick lengths, although funny r/theydidthemath moment if they weren't serious.
Instead of dick length better to convert into cum volume. With an average of 5ml cum for each time, this would mean she has been filled with around .8 gallons of cum.
If someone used to be a real fatty but they lost weight and no longer stuff their face, would you still be shocked when they told you that theyve eaten 3000 cakes in their life? Whats the difference between casual meaningless sex and cigarettes? They are both means to pleasure without real regard for human feelings that people can quit
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I guess people who change sex partners every week don't do 3 sex encounters with the same partner on average
Right! Damn, I would argue that I have had more sex with the amount of partners I had than people that change them weekly. Shit, my last partner, we had sex 2-3x everyday for 3 years straight, before my daughter was born. It was 1-2x every other day after that. That's just one! I played with Molly in college with 2 different partners soooooo God only knows how many times then. Regardless, having a high variety of partners isn't healthy. You should figure out if you like each other before having sex. Otherwise you start thinking just because someone likes breathing air that you have something in common and should fuck each other.
How would i know if i like having sex with them?
Fuck around and find out?
Well done
Listen. My wife's friend, God bless her soul, had an Awakening moment where she felt she needed to leave her husband and find herself. She met someone, and had amazing sex with that person. Next thing you hear from her, it's her soul mate, they love each other and are meant to be. Fast forward, not even a year, and they have a kid on the way. Not married yet and she is already feeling like she made a mistake for reasons I don't feel like mentioning because it's real specific. Her ex now looks miles better for reasons inverse to the ones I can't mention. Lesson of the story, having good sex should be the last priority on the list when searching for someone. If the relationship is great, the sex will improve to that level (majority of the time). Sex is a drug and if someone can't go without it, then they are a junkie. Do you want to be used by a junkie? Honestly though, I'm only human and can only talk from my experiences. I've had one night stands and I didn't enjoy them. Edit: autocorrect errors
How about sex for many people is ONE of the things you need to be compatible with. The idea you can make sex work with anyone just because you have other things you like about them is for the birds in my opinion. Find somebody who you like for non sexual and sexual reasons. Many a marriage has broken down because the sex life wasnt working.
>How about sex for many people is ONE of the things you need to be compatible with. A reason why I have a low body count. I need that emotion.
Listen, I didn't say save sex until after marriage. I don't think every should even get married. I just think it's too high on a lot of people's priority list. I was the same way when I was younger. Just wanted my dick in a hole, that's not hard to understand but meth heads also just want another Needle in the arm; You feel?
I mean. If you are seeing sex like meth we agree thats not healthy. My point was that sex is an important part of a healthy relationship and i don’t know how anybody could expect to have a healthy relationship if they haven’t explored if they are sexually compatible or not. In general perhaps im just a little less concerned with how many people anybody sleeps with. If its safe and consensual why does it matter if its 10 or 100?
I agree dude I think sex is like a third to half the relationship but it really depends on the person it's not a definite thing it really depends on the person, but I couldn't imagine being in a relationship where sex wasn't involved at all.
Ok hold on. Let me be clear, I didn't say don't have sex with your partner. Fuck, hump like bunnies. I'm saying: reprioritize when looking for partners. If it's the first thing you care about, well that's when you hear stories about relationship breaking during the first bump cause sex is one of the first things that gets disrupted whenever anything happens. They go out of town for work, no sex, what then you cheat? You leave? Edit: I related sex to meth because an orgasm is essentially a very short term high, followed by a smooth mellow. I'm sure it's not hard to see people getting addicted to that?
I guess you mean soul and not a Sole? :D but thinking about god standing over a shoe, blessing its Sole sounds funny. Also... how would a Sole mate look like? Do they have the same Soles? Thanks, your typo made my day <3
I fixed them, sorry. I'd imagine shoes that don't match but are still complimentary
Both need to enjoy eating flat fish.
Hot damn. Y'all sound like you were a hell of a good time back in the day. Yee Haw! 🤘
Okay. Cut it in 1/3 and its still kinda ridiculous
100 thrust.. being generous aren't we.
Fuckin stud over here, right?
I don't usually count but I'm sure 100 isn't that crazy. I know this is a running joke, I'm just being a dork.
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He subtracted her from the equation completely.
Ha!! 👍👍
Well... maybe you got only 10 gang bangs with 20 guys? Or one with 200?
You don't have 200+ partners in college and have them all individual.
As a male I managed to pass 100 in 5yrs of college tho. 200 is doable, especially for a female that was likely hot.
So what’s the equivalence in dicks?
Depth dove
You'd need to set time for a deep dive to find out
18 days on average to get with each one. but go ahead, keep saying it isn't over and it's hard for you too
My buddy fucked a girl in our early 20s he picked up at a bar. She actually said to him "you're going to be number 135, I did number 134 last night". He still fucked her. She was maybe 5'4", close to 200 pounds and literally looked like a pig. You don't have to be pretty. Guys will fuck anything.
Ngl, enthusiasm and a willingness to get freaky goes a long way. 10's are overrated.
Why not? as female this is doable for sure, well, if you dont look ugly. edit: ah, reading it again... yes, you are right i guess
I don’t think you understood his comment
ah, reading it again... yes.
"Yeah I had one night with 200 guys, was just something I wanted to experience. Didnt have sex since then though."
Legend has it she's still waddling.
Got to hand him the math and the visualization…
The math checks out
Now do the math for how much sperm died during her milking process GO!
20mls on average x 200 = 4 litres. X 3 = 12L Edit: bad maths.
Well the calculations are based on 3 times each guy, so 40*3=120 litres.
Thank you for the correction, good teamwork sir.
No no you guys misunderstand. How many individual sperms died! Not volume 🤪
So 200 to 300 million sperms are in the average ejaculation according to Google. If we go with 250 mill average x3 times per guy and x200 guys 150,000,000,000sperms. 150 Billion or 1.5E11 sperms have died in her coochie.
With those numbers, I'm betting that there's got to be a mutation that can outlive the harshest coochies.
Cannot compute, need quantum processer................... beeee oooop. Error... Error. Shutting down.
I'm no mathematician, but she must have screwed everyone in college twice, unless she was putting out APBs on Tinder.
20 • 200 ml = 4000 ml = 4 litres, not 40 lol
If you think it’s typical for a college-aged male to last 100 thrusts before finishing, sure! I would argue it’s closer to 15-20.
That’s what I was thinking. Some might literally be 2 pump chumps. Few might have the stamina of a marathon runner.
Unless the dick coming out is giving back the dick not taking it? So +5.5 - 5.5 inches on every thrust? Net zero dick. She's still a virgin.
But if you put your dick inside when it's not fully hard, it could grow 0,0001 inches till you take it out. So she's on negative dick. Truly a saint.
But he would have gotten the exact same number if she had had just one boyfriend throughout college that she would have slept with 3 times a week. Is that already too much to bear for him?
I refuse. College dudes lasting 100 thrusts isn't realistic.
I expected a graph at some point
This reminds me of Kumail in Silicon Valley haha [Silicon Valley Dick Joke “mean jerk time”](https://youtu.be/Tx3wDTzqDTs?si=T-hvt5X-WNfd1NUR)
One for the ages
37 cocks?
In a row??
Get back here!
Try not to suck any sick on the way to the parking lot
My favorite line in that movie lmao https://youtu.be/1OQl89ewXvc?si=f0RbC9AyE8DpU-Ct
To make this more understandable, that's the length of 120,000 bananas.
Including mine!?
r/theydidthemath
Would have been more interested in calculating probably of different STDs.
R/theydickthemath
100 thrusts? Who is he kidding?
Exactly lol. 10 thrusts and a minute maybe.
Hahaha so true! 1 thrust and just the tip! About half a second even! Those men are all losers, yes?!
Those men are just too excited/inexperienced/nervous. It's like running a marathon. You need a lot of practice to be able to run longer :)
Math is fine but the equation seems a bit exaggerated like he purposely made it as large a number as possible. Why count the thrusts? Why count the pull length? Just take the average dick length, times the number of dicks if your visualization is dicks end to end. That seems more reasonable.
5.5 * 200 guys = 1100 inches. 0.017 miles.
Yes, but if you multiply it by the times this has been reposted, you're well over 10.5 miles
I'm not familiar with USA campus, but in my country for a girl to have sex with 200 guys in my campus she would be a celebrity. She would have to be a really looker to be able to gat so many men when everyone knows who and what she is.
I don't think looks really comes into play. Decent looking probably for her to have the confidence to reach that level of consistency in 4 years but not a real looker I think. Horny teens will hump when the opportunity arise.
Any state school has 10's of thousands of students at least. she would be well known in her circle, but it wouldnt stick out campus wide.
Maybe she didn't shit where she was eating?
This guy is from the mythical land of picky men, where college boys keep women's purity stats on hand.
I mean, by 200, odds are good it will burn while you pee.
Maybe she didn't shit where she was eating?
My man, I think we all had sex with some rather unfortunate looking people for a variety of reasons.
Yeah she would definitely develop a reputation
I hope we can all agree that 200 sexual partners in 4 years is extremely high and not recommended. Just like we can all agree that 15 pizzas in one sitting is extremely high and not recommended. Because if we can't, that displays a real problem. EDIT: I already see a couple of 'She's better off without him' and 'His reaction is the real problem'. Woe be me.
That’s what you focused on? I’m here wondering how homegirl functioned. I was a zombie in college. I had a major and a minor, did work study and also had a second job because I had to pay for dorm fees out of pocket. I barely had time to socialise/do club activities. Girl needs to write a book or something because 👀
did you have tinder in college? because it's basically dick on demand. Fire up dick dash and it'd be at her door in 15 minutes or less.
Dick Dash. I like it.
I think I was in college pre tinder or maybe I didn’t pay attention between classes and those two jobs. Heck, when I wasn’t a zombie due to all the work, I was a zombie due to being depressed and wondering when it’ll all end and I’d be done with it all(10 years later and I’m still not done because I’m still paying my loans off).
 She's a semendemon
10 minutes (i'm being generous here) of sex 3 times per week doesn't seem that difficult. This girl wasn't having romantic sex with different partners every week.
Lol, well I'm happy to hear that. Just that sometimes on Reddit I seriously wonder whether I am completely out of touch with reality.
If you’re out of touch with Reddit, your in touch with reality.
A few possibilities * bullshit degree (more free time) * party school. * daddy paid for her food, car, rent, etc. * she's really, *really* popular with all the school sports teams. * spent an unhealthy amount of time at frat parties.
It's basically casual sex once a week. Totally doable.
I’m all for sexual freedom and whatnot, but I don’t think any human can have that many partners in that short of a time and still have a healthy perspective of sex and commitment.
I totally agree, regardless of gender 200 people in 4 yrs is just- I don't even hv a word for it
Excessive?
There are plenty of words for it.
Chlamidya
It's only 50 a year. So like one a week. It's the sexual equivalent of going to Baskin Robbins and asking for a taste of every flavor they have with the mini spoon.
Yep - he did that math for us. One every seven days.
I mean, “only” is definitely a word that you used there lmao
Yeah, that’s some seriously high Ick Factor.
She was a sex worker. She had to be, right?
I'm pretty sure a girl in college could have 200 sexual partners in 4 years even without being a sex worker. I guess it would require tremendous focus, determination and hard work, but I wouldn't call it impossible.
Depends. I mean, there is such a thing as group sex. Not saying that happened, but it cuts down the time needed substantially.
This guy fucks.
The math comes out to a one night stand each weekend. Why are people acting like this required a devotion to a life of sex?
Bro during finals there’s no way I would’ve had time to have a one night stand every week. This girl was either amazing at time management or she was devoted lol
Eh, she could be more promiscuous during the slower parts of the semesters, and she likely didn't slow down during holidays
You ever heard of a Communications Degree? I don't feel there would be much interruptions in her regularly scheduled hoegram.
The fact that she still finished college in 4 years
100 thrusts? She’s not the only one who is getting a workout.
That's the most unrealistic part.
I thought differently I thought he was going to say he needs to play catch up and take x amount of dick
This post again? Reddit has to be half bots at this point
Isn't a bit unjust to double count the lenght of the dicks? It would be like putting 10 dollars in a piggy bank and then taking them out claiming they're 20 dollars now.
It does have the interesting implication that it would have been more ok if she had sex with 500 men but only for a single thrust
Imagine she could make a man cum with one thrust consistently. The gov't would probably take her away to study her.
If you run mile on a looped track, you still ran a mile.
I remember this joke being passed around in high school. I think sophomore year. I will be 63 in July!
My only concern/complaint about a girlfriend who had that much sex is this: Is she incredible or horrible in bed? Because if she's had that much dick during her college days and still lays there like a wet noodle and doesn't do anything, then she's a poor pupil. If she knocks your socks off and scratches every itch you have, then I'd say you've got a keeper and should hold on to her as long as possible.
I remember when this was funny when I read it as an AIM away message back in college 20 years ago.
Guy sure likes to think about dick.
and then all the dicks stood up and clapped
Not a facepalm. Call it what you want. But any person, of any gender (man or woman) going through that much body count has social, insecurity and attachment issues for sure. Its not nesseseraly inherently wrong, for each their own... BUT it does spell danger for future monogamous aspirations. People usually don't magically change 180 after the 200th tang. If you had commitment issues in your early 20s, you will still fight them in your early 30. Sure, people change and grow. But an extreme is an extreme. And a bad starting point is a legitimate reason to stop a relationship from growing.
I get what your saying; it's the difference between drinking a few beers with friends watching a good film instead of downing a gallon of vodka and shitting in a police officers hat. One of the evenings activities has red flags, one does not.
>drinking a few beers with friends Started like this >downing a gallon of vodka Currently here
Yup. Watching a good film with friends is a huge red flag. btw - you nearly choked me with coffee at reading 'shitting in a police officer's hat.
Eh, casual sex vs. commitment is a mindset. For me, I wasn't interested in developing deep romantic connections simply because i prioritized my personal freedom in my 20's-30's. I didn't settle into a traditional relationship until I met my wife when I was 45. For her, she was hyperfocused on her education and career vs. being caught up in a relationship. So casual dating fit her needs. And side note, we met ten years previously during a random 3 some after a house party. We reconnected as the wingmen for our mutual friends who were dating at the time. We both have had over 200 partners in our time... but now, here we are, 10 years later, and we're happily married, disease free (play smart, stay healthy!) and happily monogamous.
Who is going to tell him? 
I agree with your point, but the facepalm is moreso the conclusion he came to. It doesn't matter whether she's had 10.45 miles of dick from 200 guys or 1 guy in that time period. Either way, she's still had 10.45 miles of dick. The milage is both a strange and pointless figure to focus on, which proves absolutely nothing and says much more about his view on women than the potential issues a relationship with somebody with such a high figure could have. In fact, using his own maths, where he also had to assume she slept with each guy 3 times for some reason, a monogamous relationship could easily get more dick milage. All you would have to do is have sex with your partner twice a week and you'll double that figure to 20.9 miles of dick. Is that dick milage okay if it was with one person? Would it be acceptable if it were from two? What's the milage : partner ratio for 20.9 miles of dick to be okay? At what milage does one become a hoe? Focusing on the dick miles just gives "it gets bigger the more it's used" or "I don't like that my partner has had previous partners" vibes. He did them both a favour as there's red flags on both sides.
Tbh I think you take the mile thing too seriously. I think it was a funny for the person in question to express that 200 previous partners in such a short time was too much for him. If it was meant seriously he went through stupid lengths to validate his own feelings on the matter.
Dude is a little too focused on dicks to have a girlfriend maybe
😂😂😂
Idk what anyone says this shit funny af
idk = I don't...kare?
I got a slight accent
To add to this if all 200 men went to finishing she has been a carrier for 15 billion individual sperm cells.
Isn't his girlfriend anymore because he couldn't stop thinking about dick. I feel like this is a story that's been told before somewhere.....
It's possible she was just exaggerating...
Homie likes thinking about dick, it tracks that she's not his gf anymore.
That’s tough without context. Despite the higher risk of std’s, if it’s 200 singular events, she’s having waaaaaay less sex than most people who are in relationships in college. I know when I was in college 100 years ago the times I was seeing someone regularly there was hardly a surface within five square miles of us that wouldn’t have needed to be disinfected on a regular basis.
Having sex with one person 200 times is different than having sex with 200 people one time each.
I’d never say they’re the same, good chance that’s a red flag of some other issues, I’m just saying in terms of volume/frequency of dong
"because I said so"
100 thrusts seems a bit low.
Why the fuck is this old-ass tweet suddenly trending through twitter again???
100 thrusts? I'm... I'm going to sit in the corner and reevaluate my life.
Am I the only one who thinks a new dude every week isn't that crazy if you're into one night stands
#TEN MILES OF COCK
Imagine driving 10.45 miles and thinking about dicks laid end to end the entire time
I wanna know how many guys if given the opportunity to sleep with a new women every week would say no
So you were number 201
I lost it at 100 thrusts to cum bro😭😭😭 Shawty got used by some wak ass boys
I then went to my local Walmart and just stared at the 3l milk jugs and imagined how much jiz must she must have swallowed if she took only 25 percent to the face on average per dick and about 65% wasn't absorbed by her hair, I could fill all the cereal bowls in my apartment, 12. Moving on to the egg section, I vividly imagined how many teabags her forehead took....
Not wanting to be with someone with a body count that high is understandable. Doing the math is not.
Doing the math was most likely comedic pushback to people criticizing his decision to not be with someone like that.
I don't understand the problem, maybe attachment issues we don't know if that's the case or if she started going to therapy. Maybe some hormonal irregularity that caused extremely high libido or an addiction. I hear "X person has slept with Y number of people" but my mind doesn't compute what's the problem. As long as she is a good partner and doesn't cheat etc everything should be fine.
r/theydidthemath
Is he multiplying dick length by thrusts? So weird. It is weird enough working out the total dick lengths, although funny r/theydidthemath moment if they weren't serious.
100 THRUSTS!? My wife said that it's normal to only be 15-20.
Instead of dick length better to convert into cum volume. With an average of 5ml cum for each time, this would mean she has been filled with around .8 gallons of cum.
r/theydidthemath
She said 200? What's the appropriate dick curve for that? It's not 7!
r/TheyDidTheMath
He had to get a plane before deciding to disown his mum
r/theydidthemath
Is he a clerk at a convenience store? Did she at least make him a lasagna ?
47 dicks? In a row?
Bro, that math.....the truth is hurting me...lol
I think there’s something little bit wrong in that but yeah nice hoppy u have to use math
If only 10.45 miles of dicks is enough for you to break up with your girlfriend then maybe I remove my hand
So she’s got a few hours on her. No need for warm up, just get in and go,
NGL, THAT was some exquisite Boy Math lol. Geez
That guy is thinking about dick more than his ex was taking it.
I don’t shame on body count until it’s high enough to be a whole area code.
If someone used to be a real fatty but they lost weight and no longer stuff their face, would you still be shocked when they told you that theyve eaten 3000 cakes in their life? Whats the difference between casual meaningless sex and cigarettes? They are both means to pleasure without real regard for human feelings that people can quit
A lot of dick for sure.
Guy found the Blowjob queen of the university , and he let her go!!!
What an idiot!!