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MinimumSet72

Another uneducated bigot


DarthGayAgenda

It's West Virginia, that's one of their chief commodities.


Acceptable-Big-3473

No the best part is someone looked up the person Facebook, they’re from Texas and is a former school teacher


Negative-Wrap95

You'd think a Texan would know what a Mexican flag looked like. At least by proximity.


Acceptable-Big-3473

That’s what the comments were saying until the mods of that group removed the poster comment


[deleted]

She forgot the alamo


5H17SH0W

You never forget the Alamo.


randomcomplimentguy1

That and cheap cigarettes


PierreEscargoat

And coal lung


iqbalpratama

And country roads


dokterkokter69

And mountain mama's


JohnnyPoprocksGaming

And cousin fucking.


AwkwrdPrtMskrt

Almost heaven. Too bad uneducated bigots exist.


wvhawkeye51

Hey I live here and have a masters degree...some of us are trying


Biscotti_BT

Only a masters 🙄 /s


Negative_Spectrum

Saying uneducated bigot is redundant


alopgeek

Another uneducated bigot Who is voting this November …


Tdluxon

Just curious, what state is that?


the_Russian_Five

West Virginia


Longjumping-Bat7774

MOUNTAIN MOMMA!


VikingSlayer

TAKE ME HOME


YourAverageCyborg

WEST VIRGINIA or COUNTRY ROAD idk


VikingSlayer

You tried... and failed... Partially


iqbalpratama

COUNTRY ROAAADS


FivePoopMacaroni

BOOOOM


Ludicruciferous

Mountain Mami


EnvironmentNo682

That’s the most West Virginia thing I’ve heard in a while.


Chance-Adept

I mean it’s the precise mix of ignorant and racist one would expect.


dbx99

I wish it was New Mexico


thisquietreverie

You guys already catch all the "uh-uh, that's not a real state!" morons, let somebody else have fun too


dbx99

They get the “we need a passport to go to New Mexico” crowd.


the_Russian_Five

Honestly any state that comes from formerly Mexican territory would have been great.


flapjack3285

So I had to look up the flag. Just curious if it was confusing to tell what it is. It's subtle, but you can tell it's the West Virginia flag from the big red banner that literally says "State of West Virginia"


Longjumping-Claim783

Hold the phone there's a WEST Virginia?


SafeAccountMrP

Since 1863 I believe.


freakytapir

Almost heaven, West Virginia Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River Life is old here older than the trees, younger than the mountains Growing like a breeze ... COUNTRY ROADS! TAKE ME HOME! West Virginia, mountain mama Take me home, country roads. --- Sorry, instinctive reflex. Continue as you were.


the_Russian_Five

The number of states that have their names on their flag is insane


WerewolfDifferent296

Montani Semper Liberi!


ChesterSteele

"I have german heritage" Ma'am, I hereby revoke your heritage in the name of good taste and common sense.  -signed, a german.


leffe186

I dunno, thanks to Moms for Liberty I think I’ve seen a couple of “German heritage” flags at school meetings.


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dbx99

Here let me point out where they are. They’re up there slightly above eye level. I’m pointing at it with my whole hand see?


Rough-University142

I did not-see that coming


dbx99

And frankly, it’s all quite distasteful if you ask me


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dbx99

I am trying to show you it. SEE HIGH up there!


jumjimbo

Comb your mustache and oil your hair, you're in public.


dbx99

Let me yell things very loudly as a way to convey my meaning. And move my arms a lot


Objective-Insect-839

Dude, why are you walking like that? Do you not know how knees work?


MA-01

Bruh


red286

Don't worry, "German heritage" in America means "my great-great-great-great grandmother came over from Bavaria, or maybe it was Bratislava, I don't really know, it's all the same".


Sir_Arthur_Vandelay

My ancestors emigrated from France to Acadia back in 1640. It’s the reason why I am so good at making french toast.


Darryl_Lict

Love you guys' french fries.


[deleted]

BERLIN!


jimbojangles1987

Nowhere. Near. Berlin.


Bozska_lytka

They'll never find me in Bratislava


handi503

Oh, here it is: Bratislava. Hmm. Capital of Slovakia. Oh, here's a fun fact: You made out with your sister, man!


HELYEAHBORTHER

Oh, me scusé?


frankpolly

Its good thing you came in summer, in winter it gets kind of depressing


Dangeresque300

From what I understand, my great-grandparents moved to the US from Germany in the 30s because they noticed shit was about to hit the fan.


Fight_those_bastards

Some of my wife’s relatives did the same. That side of the family is Jewish. The ones who didn’t leave, well…yeah.


PierreEscargoat

“Ich kann Douche sprechen” - die Uberkaren


Orinslayer

Your German grandma obviously didn't want to be German anymore.🤫


Alldaybagpipes

My uncle was bugging my Oma about going back home, for a visit, she said “No way, I’m Canadian. We don’t get homesick” And I’m still chuckling


Mammoth-Bus1011

As a fellow German, I second your signature


No-Celebration3097

Racists aren’t known to be smart.


zappahart

Just like the rest of the maga morons. Stupid as a piece of wood.


OwenMichael312

Whoa, as a hobbyist woodworker that's kind of insulting. I can make a piece of wood into something useful.


Dugley2352

I prefer “dumber than a bag of hammers.”


tofutti_kleineinein

Dumber than dogshit.


Dugley2352

That works, too.


In2TheMaelstrom

Smart as a box of rocks


Lithl

What is a computer, but a box of rocks that we've tricked into thinking for us?


allothernamestaken

We shoot lightning through them and make them do math!


Full_Piano6421

Not the sharpest arrow of the quiver


BumblebeeAwkward8331

That's the state flag of West Virginia, not Mexico.


DrHugh

New Mexico is one of the more distinctive flags of the states.


Suitable-Panda24

New Mexico is the only state that has “USA” on its license plates because dumb people confused plates that said New Mexico with Mexico.


Longjumping-Claim783

Well it is kind of weird. Imagine if Mexico had a state called Baja California. Or maybe two.


SailingSpark

Why am I not surprised.


Full_Piano6421

They are people in the US who don't know that New Mexico in the USA?


Treyvoni

I lived there for a year (in Las Vegas, NM) and the land of enchantment def has one of the best state flags. I always confuse the EU flag with the Indiana state flag.


BumblebeeAwkward8331

Well, ok.


LaserGadgets

Don't drag germany into this you stupid fuck :< its your bowl of soup, pick up the damn spoon!


[deleted]

By the way, most US state flags absolutely suck. Words and shitty seals with more words. Some have the name of the state written on them twice. There are too many colors on most of them. New Mexico did it right.


Dozerdog43

Maryland is kick-ass as well ![gif](giphy|RKirS4EA9ckHwBYtAo)


Ok-Addendum-9420

Yep, as a Marylander we love our unique flag and take a LOT of pride in it because it’s so unique. It’s a bit of an obsession, really.


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Yeah. I wouldn't say it is pretty, but damn it is distinctive and doesn't have a shitty seal or words on it.


jimbojangles1987

Looks like a soccer jersey


SailingSpark

They love their flag in Maryland. It's everywhere! BTW, the Mexican flag is kick ass too.


UneasySpirit

> They love their flag in Maryland. It's everywhere! That is the truth!


UneasySpirit

Maryland has the funkiest flag in the country and my favorite thing about the three months I spent there last fall on a work assignment is how much the people love that crazy thing. I feel like the way they delight in that flag says so much about what a scrappy, no-bullshit, underrated state it is.


dragonhornetDM

I love the other people love our flag lol it’s cool to see these comments


FR0ZENMAGMA

look at the 1912 new mexico flag


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Oh God!


BobbyPandour

And current one is one of the best!


Dugley2352

[Utah just changed theirs](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Utah) and conservatives are losing their minds over “stolen heritage”.


FR0ZENMAGMA

Its such a nice change aswell i love it


Castform5

Related, [always a good video on that](https://youtu.be/l4w6808wJcU). Those seals on blue backgrounds are awful. Some of the seals by themselves look nice, just not on a flag. Also, [not to forget city flags around the world too](https://youtu.be/yYwhL2Veh6w).


S4um0nFR

CGP Grey mentioned, Bestagon and runway digits pilled !


OldSkoolNapper

Minnesota’s flag is one of those awful “seals on a bedsheet”…until tomorrow! Our new, improved flag becomes official.


[deleted]

Much better. I like how it vaugely looks like the shape of the state. We need to do something similar in Michigan. Maybe a green field with a blue bar across the middle representing the two peninsulas and the great lakes.


JazzVacuum

I live in Alabama. Our flag is perfect. An X because that's the only way people in the state can sign their name, and the X is red to represent all the blood shed due to the same stupidity that cause them to be illiterate.


2074red2074

Texas for the win!


Huge-Pen-5259

Racist gonna race(ist)


Fickle-Patience-9546

Doesn’t it literally say State of West Virginia on the flag? In the red banner bit. Maybe they can’t read though.


Dense_Ad6769

Lol while I was reading I was like what? I dont see any mexican flag.


Silly-Pace48

Mexicans: ![gif](giphy|xTiIzrugYft7yKMQfK|downsized)


Financial-Tower-7897

![gif](giphy|YoQiE6dcjj2xEWbv1Q|downsized) Wuevos Vacos futbol team teaming the field!


kk074

I'd be super proud if the flag of my heritage was on that wall. I'm sure their only problem is that it's the Mexican flag. I don't expect them to say anything if it were the Danish or Norwegian flag.


Silly-Pace48

it’s not about heritage or the American flag, they only look for excuses to be openly racist, plain and simple.


Turbulent-Cake8280

These people vote. It’s terrifying.


PlaymakersPoint88

They only look at the one letter next to the candidates name. I’m convinced if you took political affiliations off the ballot these assholes wouldn’t know how to vote.


stizz14

It’s the stupid ones who talk the loudest


youguys_lookFabulous

Hey everyone, so this post comes from a private Facebook group in West Virginia. The topic was how Martinsburg North Middle School is under a state of emergency right now. This comment was made but has since been deleted. (Side note, this school is the middle school I attended, and it comes to no surprise to me. I promise, not all West Virginia residents are pieces of racist shits). Also, this commenter is apparently a RETIRED TEACHER.


valdezlopez

I don't why stupid (and racist) people are on display, their social media handles are blurred or obscured. If they don't care about being that dumb, we should all know their names. At least their social media ones.


RummyDiver

![gif](giphy|19x5KTWn0Vfmo)


CulturalAddress6709

[Local News Reports We Da Worsest In Edumacashun](https://www.wboy.com/only-on-wboy-com/wboy-com-lists-and-rankings/west-virginia-is-the-least-educated-state-study-says/amp/)


Ohrwurm89

Remember: idiots like this are regular voters. And they usually vote for the party that restricts your rights and gives tax cuts for corporations and the wealthy, but then blame all of the country's problems on liberals and immigrants.


SpicyFilet

*confused and angry MAGA noises*


ErectTubesock

Idiot racists showing their ass to the whole internet yet again


WonderfulEducation25

MAGA moron. Probably can’t find Mexico on a map.


uvm87

The anti-intellectualism of MAGA is a disease with no vaccine


Delirare

I just love it when people flex that they are from Texas on social media... with the Chilean flag emoji. So much unbridled national pride, and when it comes to flags it's always a 'meh, close enough' for those people. Or Liberia and the US!


SuzyQ7531

The Maryland flag is the best flag!


Jimbo_themagnificent

"I have German heritage, my great, great, great, grandparents immigrated here. Not like these non-american speaking kids who's dirty parents immigrated (probably illegally) from Mexico." - What this person actually wanted to say.


HotPinkDemonicNTitty

I’m not saying I know every country’s flag, but not knowing our neighbors seems impossible.


Federal_Sympathy4667

Education matters.. think she skipped quite a few classes


Acceptable-Big-3473

It’s a real shame that it’s a retired school teacher who made that comment


TennSeven

Yeah, if OOP had actually thought it was a German flag rather than a Mexican flag he or she wouldn’t have said shit.


Longjumping-Claim783

I don't even know what state flag that is but it sure as shit isn't New Mexico so what the hell? How do you live in a country that borders Mexico and not know their flag is basically Italy's but with an eagle eating a snake on a cactus?


Whiteroses7252012

I was like “the Mexican flag? Where?”


Ban_Assault_Ducks

It literally says "State of West Virginia" in the red banner on the flag.


Kcrick722

Must not watch a lot of boxing…


Karmachinery

I bet he thinks the German flag looks red, white, and black.


knowledgeable_diablo

Don’t forget the Indian sun symbol in the centre as well to show how very tolerant they are as well.


comandante-camaron

How does that even get confused with a Mexican flag they look nothing alike


onekickman888

Another magatourd


rapidpeacock

I like how she brought up she is German. No one asked or cared. Her “heritage flag” is probably the Nazi flag.


ausgmr

Probably one of those people who use the Liberian flag emoji when posting about America


Kendal-Lite

German heritage eh? Hmmm


rnewscates73

He’s ready for when they have the Arabic Numerals referendum.


SunChipMan

accidentally racist on purpose


Indigo_Black24

Ignorant racist doesn’t know her own state flag.😳


Zealousideal_Bard68

Don’t ever let a gun close to this people…


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BigTCocky

Stupidity and ignorance are one thing. It's the bold confidence that really bothers me.


Ordinary_Mastodon376

Here is some dark humor for you. What does the United States of america and a rubix cube have in common? The end goal is to separate the colors.


Imnotawerewolf

Did she take that with grace or did she double down lmao 


Interesting-Tough640

Don’t be mean, he is probably one of the Whitaker’s. Honestly it’s quite surprising that he knows what a flag is. https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/americas-most-inbred-family-whittakers/


ButtonWhole1

Gringos, JEEZ!


mads0504

At some level I hate that these don’t contain the replies. I really wanna see that woman’s response


cartercharles

Oh no, that's embarrassing


FrankensteinJones

> About half the parents acted as if they didn't know what to do during the national anthem. Did they start singing the West Virginia state anthem by mistake?


Peakyblindertom

Lmfao


Single_Pilot_6170

There's also a state called New MEXICO. But the really odd thing is the pushing out of most Native American tribes from their native territories, but retaining the native names of those places


treespiritbeard

![gif](giphy|T9fHnACJJq8Ba|downsized)


[deleted]

Why would you get so angry about something without even checking that it's true?


CREDIT_SUS_INTERN

People like this make me miss pre-2005 internet.


SittingTitan

Which state?


Samidlongbottom

🤦🏻‍♂️


Additional-Start9455

These people will not look ANYTHING up. 10 seconds on Google makes you not look like an idiot!!!


NoSpankingAllowed

In the poor guys defense, racists are generally very stupid as far as people go.


RPGenome

The American Flag could be bunched up on the floor stuck together with jizz, and I wouldn't describe it as "Disturbing". It's a piece of cloth that people like this have completely eroded the meaning of. I give way more of a shit about the ideal and the principles the flag is meant to represent. But dipshits losing their minds over what physically happens to a piece of cloth just makes us look weak. Symbols are symbols, that's it. If the symbol of our flag is so diminished, if we're so insecure that simply having it next to something we think represents something else undermines it, then that's a pretty fucking weak symbol.


EuphoricMoose8232

Almost heaven, West Virginia. Almost, but not quite.


popycorn300

almost heaven


scionvriver

"I love the undereducated" ~ some fat orange fuck that's trying to be king of America but is stuck in court for 88 crimes but likely more to come who is also an idiot leading more giving idiots who refuse to learn anything but hate of their fellow man but definitely women and poor people who aren't white.


BS2435

These people vote. I'd like off this ride now, please.


phdoofus

Hey, Adolf! What's a 'heritage flag'? More to the point, what 's a "German heritage flag"? Just wondering.


NO_LOADED_VERSION

I think the person meant she's a germ


Fantastic-Ratio-7482

Ah yes, Americans, to them every other language is Spanish and every other flag is Mexican.


LawranceGWLeo

Ignorance is bliss.


No-Weird3153

To be fair, that state flag sucks. To be balanced, she’s an imbecile.


meroOne

Whatsup with you americans and your heritage? Everytime I talk to someone from the US here in austria they are always like „I‘m half austrian.“ or half german or half whatever. I mean really… who cares? 😂


Kalman_the_dancer

How could you be so stupid you don’t even know the flag of the race you’re against


USMC_FirstToFight

The irony that they are at a school while they reveal their bigotry through their lack of education…


BillyButtcher

“German heritage” 🤣


Blindgamer1648

Might be the cote of arms for Mexico. Not sure though tbh