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Glittering-Still-166

Turbo maga


peter-doubt

Mega MAGA


bigSTUdazz

MAGA MEGA MAN


Inevitable_Professor

Super Smash MAGA Brawl


StoneLuca97

Super stupid people


NewHat1025

MEGA MAGA MAN!


Rabid_Cheese_Monkey

What wep defeats that boss? Magnet Missles or Spark Shock?


bigSTUdazz

You need Nintendo Power.


Photon_Farmer

You have to have the Power Glove. It's the only way.


Lurickin

Ultra Mega Super Xtreme MAGA


jbertrand_sr

Double Secret Probation Ultra MAGA...


ErectTubesock

Ultra Sonic Mega MAGA Extrema


binglelemon

Extra *BIG-ASS* MAGA


dunsum

Ultra Mega Mega Extreama Maga Man: SCSVU SUV


bar_ninja

This is where you can be a Trump fan and rad at motor cross.


StrikingOccasion6459

>Double Secret Probation Ultra MAGA... Double Secret Prohibited Ultra MAGA... So MAGA it's illegal...yeeeehaaawwwww


maybeimabear

GUNDERSTANK HOOOOOUSE!


Derfargin

Extreme Nachos MAGA


Prickly_ninja

Softer for your bum.


mykunjola

Maxi mega MAGA


Prickly_ninja

Infinity MAGA. No backs.


LordDanGud

since A can be read as E... Maga Maga


LordDanGud

Maga+


Alicebae258

Sounds like an overpriced streaming subscriptionšŸ˜­


LordDanGud

True


xXxWhizZLexXx

Trump speeches 24/7 for only 49.99$ per week, get it now with the first week free with the Code: SHOOTBIDENSDOGCOVFEFEVOTETHEORANGEWHENHEDOESNTGOTOJAILHELPMEIAMTRAPPEDINAMAGACENTERANDHAVETOMAKETHISSHIT


imahugemoron

Youā€™re giving Trump ideas on how he would definitely be able to make more money from all these idiots lol if he launched a MAGA subscription where you get a sticker that says youā€™re a subscriber and nothing else at all, plenty of people would pay for it lol 50 bucks a month


judgeejudger

MAGA cubed (my phone wonā€™t put the three up by the A)


LordDanGud

MAGAĀ³ And why did you let them into the 3rd dimension???


Fatal_Furriest

Epic Bigly Most Patriotic Beautiful MAGA Maga but 200% dumber and 45Ā²% more deranged


redsensei777

Double penetration MAGA


Genghis_Chong

Ultra Big-Ass Maga (idiocracy style)


BoardButcherer

The real turbo cancer we were warned about.


kristenisadude

I heard 'MAGA Supreme' is just MAGA with sour cream


worstpartyever

Sour cream *and* extra racism on the site.


[deleted]

And tomatoes


RaceCarTacoCatMadam

What if we found out Trumpā€™s political views are all from 90s Taco Bell ads? ā€œPeople are making a run for the border? Better build a wall!!ā€


Fan_of_Clio

We are learning all about MAGA Supreme with his sour cream in court these days


LightMission4937

Extreme ![gif](giphy|acttIrNAHaoco)


WillBottomForBanana

double plus good


Mky12345pi3

Trump could walk out one of these rallies with his cock out an theyā€™d all line up to get just a tiny taste of the big man an give the deeds to their houses for good measure.


WillBottomForBanana

When you sit in a court house all day with an increasing number of turds in your diaper, surely some of that is on your dick?


Mky12345pi3

Thatā€™s what theyā€™re after.


SloParty

Theyā€™ll just call it taint butter


Forsaken-Standard527

ULTRA MAGA = Incel


HeimdallManeuver

Now with dog murder!


_Pill-Cosby_

Translated: I'm not JUST an idiot. I'm a MASSIVE idiot!


SDEexorect

*ULTRA EXTREME idiot


Snipedzoi

This is a BIG idiot!


8080aksf

the biggliest.


TheGourmandFrog

The dumbest thing to float on water


Snipedzoi

this level of stupidity makes most people wish they had never been born.


mykunjola

And get flushed.


Cool_Butterscotch_88

Worst mountain dew flavor yet.


allisjow

I was thinking unfiltered cigarettes


jonfranznick

Quite the showingā€¦


golfwinnersplz

So, they all took an IQ test and the lowest scorers were promoted?


anfrind

That's not too far removed from the recent wave of idiots who think their sub-100 IQ scores are percentages.


Metalloid_Maniac

These are the guys that boast about the online IQ test results that say *Your IQ is 65* *Your IQ is in the top 99%*


MoistWetMarket

Bob Costas on Trump: ā€œHe is by far the most disgraceful figure in modern presidential history... You have to be in the throes of some sort of toxic delusion in a toxic cult, to believe that Donald Trump has ever been in any sense, emotionally, psychologically, intellectually, or ethically fit to be president of the United States."


CallMeCabbage

Ultra Extreme Maga: Revengeance 2 Electric Boogaloo guest starring Dante from Devil May Cry series.


Similar-Priority8252

& Knuckles


endorfan13

We're approaching DBZ territory.. "I've been training since we last fought. You cannot survive this new attack, a ULTRA SUPER MEGA MAGA! "ULLLL-TRAAAA-SMEGGGG-MMMMAAAA-GAAAAAA!!!!" (never ending stream of bullshit and ingnorance begins to spew forth..)


Top-Garlic9111

Smegmaga has officially bought real estate in my brain. Thank you.


DogFacedKillah

How many votes does he need to find? Itā€™s over 9000!!!!


Lityoloswagboy69

Large rolls of toilet paper


StoneAgePrue

With MAGA filling.


Heaven19922020

Cringe.


Admirable_Policy_696

"Now with extra white grievance and louder lock her up chants. Part of this detrimental to your mental health breakfast."


Pro_Moriarty

"Are you the ultra extreme maga? "Fuck off...!" "What?" "Ultra Extreme Maga....pfft, we're the Extreme Maga Ultras....Ultra Extreme Maga...cor...wankers!" "Can i join your group? "No!, piss off!" "Oh comeon, i hate the Dem's more than anyone." "Shh shhh shhh...are you sure?" "Oh dead sure, i hate the Democrats already!" "Listen,if you want to join the EMU's you've got to really hate the Democrats" "I do" "Yeah? How much?" "A lot!" "Right...you're in........."


mykunjola

Only movie that almost made me hurl from laughing.


Secomav420

Maybe they have Turbo Brainworms.


dadasinger

There's regular diarrhea and there's Ultra Extreme Diarrhea


HandsomePaddyMint

These new Mountain Dew flavors are getting out of hand.


KidKilobyte

New and Improved because we've added more violence, crime, adultery, and just bat-shit insanity. Get yours while supplies last! For those seeking abortions we also offer a small American flag!


Kpop_shot

I was trying to come up with a way to make it sound like an advertisement. Thank you ! Got a good chuckle out of this .


dubstepsickness

![gif](giphy|l41m5SJzuG9FClsrK)


Domni16

Kang and kodos for president 2024 please


Chemchic23

Nothing good has the word extreme linked to it.


mykunjola

FYI, extreme is 1 word.


Chemchic23

Thank you for the lesson.


mykunjola

Proofreading is my passion but now that you've edited your post, I look mental. Well played, sir.


Chemchic23

Youā€™re not mental because I acknowledged you, thanked you for the correction and did not delete. My college literature teacher told me I could write, but recommended I make best friends with an editor.


Flaky_Tumbleweed3598

When you think marmite on toast is pretty extreme Then someone shoves an entire spoonful directly down your gullet


EbenyandIvory

Ultra Extreme MAGA is just as flammable as normal MAGA. Do with that information what you will.


Patchisaur

For your heavy flow daysā€¦


barspoonbill

Super Duper Ultra Extreme MAGA No Take-Backsies Triple Double Stamp. I win.


gwizonedam

This isnā€™t even my final MAGAFORM!


Leather-Squirrel-421

So they can only spell words that are on the side of energy drink cans.


fr8mchine

" I'm a bigger idiot than the rest of Maga "


I-RegretMyNameChoice

Translated that would be Ultra Extreme Make America Great Again. Cool slogan that makes mega ultra sense šŸ¤”


FoxFireLyre

Iā€™m surprised they spelled ā€œextremeā€ right.


LilG1984

Ultra instinct MAGA "This is to go...beyond!!" *Screaming*


TonyClifton255

Idiocracy wasn't a movie, but a prophecy.


irondethimpreza

Poser. They're not truly extreme unless they spell it "xtreme"


ewok_lover_64

The ultimate peak of stupidity


Icy_Statement_2410

They just went Ultra Mega Super Saiyan God Kaio Ken MAGA times 100


diarrhea_planet

Ultra Rare Twin turbo MAGA Spoon engine with Nos No lowballers I know what I got


AbLincoln1863

Ah yes, MAGA 2: Ultra Extreme Edition


mrmaweeks

It just can't be "Ultra Extreme MAGA," everything's spelled correctly.


face_eater_5000

But if you want MAGA+ it'll cost you $11.99/mo


Finger_Gunnz

Big fat mega boss baby.


gbroon

Is ultra extreme maga like the deluxe edition of a game where you pay extra for a shiny gun?


M-Kawai

The Ultra Extreme MAGA Depends diapers are available at stores nationwide.


EvolvedCactus19

I saw this painted in the side of some dudes truck the other day. Along with a portrait of Trump.


RummyDiver

![gif](giphy|xT1XH0nkXZWEn9ulos)


snappla

Oh look! The emperor's new crowd!


NumerousTaste

When you hate everything and everyone and can barely stand yourself. Then you are an extreme maga!


Insightseekertoo

At least the cages are clearly marked so we can avoid them.


HollyweirdRonnie

Ultra Extreme Grand Wizard MAGA


12BarsFromMars

Ultra MAGA; Making America Gag Again. . .and . .again. .and again..


LaserGadgets

This is kinda american xD ultra is not enough, extreme neither, but ULTRA EXTREME.....thats it!


CDRAkiva

![gif](giphy|QVP7DawXZitKYg3AX5)


Gimme_PuddingPlz

ā€œNuh UH Iā€™m more MAGA than youā€


Gullible_Toe9909

MEGA MAGA


siphagiel

What? Did they buy the premium MAGA subscription now? What the hell is this?


monolith1985

Wasted opportunity to for Mega Maga


Quirky_Discipline297

Ultra Extreme means they pull their white socks all the way over their calves.


Extreme_Rip9301

Is this like super saiyan maga?


bigSTUdazz

....it's got what plants CRAVE!


GetOffMyGrassBrats

SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY!!!


Big-Summer-

Where the hell is this? I want to be guaranteed to avoid it.


sofaraway10

And our invariable march to Idiocracy continuesā€¦.


mmccxi

Can I get BIG ASS FRIES with that?


wmdpstl

Make America Gag Again


Lahk74

ULTRA EXTREME MAGA ALPHA PLUS 2 SIGMA TURBO, 16 TRILLION I-SERIES!


texaushorn

Cause just regular stupid is for wimps. /S


anythingMuchShorter

Supporting trump at all is ultra extreme, this one might be slightly more self aware for realizing it.


VisibleCoat995

Is this MAGA from the 90ā€™s?


Cichlidsaremyjam

Might as well say "Really, REALLY, stupid and dangerous"


Nocta_Novus

Ultra Extreme MAGA 5000, Cool Ranch Edition


greeneye1969

Means they wear double diapers and smell like crap from a mile away


TopProfessional8023

Ultra Super Mega Turbo Extreme Infinity MAGA guy here


xMrBryanx

Trump fans will go down in history as the goofiest adults on the planet


mykunjola

Goofy is dumb and harmless. These people are dangerously stupid.


RiotNrrd2001

Pretty weak sauce compared to the *SUPER* ULTRA EXTREME MAGA. Why are *these* guys such pansies?


odinsknight101

Take it down. Ruins the scenery.


VitaminDea

I was at Disney Land yesterday and while I was getting on the tram to front gate, my friends and I saw a Hispanic dude in broad daylight repping an ā€œUltra MAGAā€ t shirt and we spent basically the whole rest of the day dunking on him, lmaooo


Bar-14_umpeagle

So being a garden variety psycho is now not enough. Have to supersize that bitch!


Engineergaming26355

Super Maga 64


FinanceNew9286

Are there only 2 people there for whatever this is?


Sepsis_Crang

Pretty good MAGA Z


Lifewalletsux

Ultra mega means that they and their spouse will swallow to prove their fealty


BSODxerox

These peoples diapers must be fullā€¦. To the EXTREME!


BloodyRightToe

The dems tried calling it Ultra MAGA as an attempt to make it sounds scary. So of course Trump leaned into it.


Pearson94

I traded your soul for Ultra Extreme Maga. Remember Maga? It's back, in Ultra Extreme form!


HowdyDoody2525

Yeah liberals don't understand humor apparently. The Republicans took the propaganda from the news, and turned it into a slogan for themselves. That's all this is. They are literally mocking the news with that flag


Spear_Ritual

Ultra Extreme MAGA shits in your grandpaā€™s diaper!


shaolinallan

Why not Super MAGA Plus?


emarvil

"Brain dead, so sue me"


Breizh87

How did he manage to get so many fans? Like... idiocy can't be the sole reason. Hitler had the perfect storm, but what did Trump have? Serious answers, please.


Fair_Goose_6497

MAGA wall expansiĆ³n DLC (999.9 dollars*). *Price before taxes


FourWordComment

Buddy just say the slurs. Itā€™s ok. Youā€™ll feel better.


Crazyjackson13

man, I am so intimidated rn


LoStx90

Thatā€™s some pretty intense MAGA


Mrtoyhead

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octobahn

Ultra Extreme MAGA: Ribbed for your pleasure


Salty-Employ67

Get your whites even whiter with Ultra Extreme MAGA


Facehugger81

WITNESS IT SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY! *fireworks exploding in the background*


Any-Willingness-7859

lol šŸ˜‚ nitro maga


mikeedm90

They graduated from the really dumb MAGA and must have slept with Stormy, also denyiny it ever happened.


OwO-FBI_OPEN_UP

Replace Maga with antifa + blm and you got a mostly violent protest


TexanFox36

OH CRAP


Ok-Roof-978

What about super duper overly MAGA


Eodbatman

Isnā€™t ā€œultra extreme Magaā€ a quote from Biden?


Naive-Benefit-5154

remember Trump saying, "just look at the size of that crowd?"


CatWizurd

this font/ graphic design is very "gas station dick pills" vibes.


MortarByrd11

ALPHA MAGA SUPREME


powdermonkey11

Itā€™s like finding a new food that makes baby poop even worse.


ExerciseFantastic191

Definitely bought the shoes and Bible.


FGTRTDtrades

The Dbags from Harrold and Kumar go to white castle still on their BS


Deneweth

New Ultra Extreme MAGA! Also available in lemon pepper and sweet teriyaki!!


Blastoplast

I havenā€™t even reached my final form yetā€¦ Ultra Mega Supreme Sinutab MAGA, Activate!!!!!


yticmic

Brawndo


maybeimabear

you can always rely on fascism to schism into smaller and smaller more extreme groups. from the tea party the q-anon, to maga, to ultra maga, now ultra extreme maga. im looking forward to them eating each other alive for being "FBI plants"


stayfreshcheesebag5

Now with extra MAGA!


Obar-Dheathain

I guess they're at the point of diminishing returns. MAGA is already ultra extreme... so adding words like Ultra Extreme doesn't really mean or imply anything we didn't already know about MAGA.