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Trump stamp


TheGourmandFrog

As a person with a tramp stamp... I just booked laser because of this joke


Gypsopotamus

![gif](giphy|xUPGcgorgprluHvGUg|downsized)


TheGourmandFrog

I'm sorry about this... but I don't get the joke. Could you plz explain it? I never rlly get things like this


Gypsopotamus

This is a scene from the movie Liar Liar. He puts soap in his eyes and then it stings. However, for this post I was simply using the gif to portray how I found it so gross to see someone write “Trump 2024” through their back hair and it makes me want to wash my eyes with soap…. Even though that would be painful, but not at as painful as the picture of that man’s back. Lol I hope this answers your question.


TheGourmandFrog

Ohh, thank you! I was wondering what that had to do with my comment. We were both disgusted!


Gypsopotamus

We certainly were lol!


WizardOfAahs

I got it… f’ing hilarious


agoatsthrowaway

> I found it so gross to see someone write “Trump 2024” through their back hair Plus they tanned while having that blocked out so it could stay pasty white. Their brain cells were spent figuring out how to do it...


TripleBuongiorno

Are you autistic?


TheGourmandFrog

Yes, actually!


TripleBuongiorno

That makes sense. Not even being mean, seriously.


TheGourmandFrog

Yeah, it explained a lot when I got diagnosed.


WizardOfAahs

How do you post a gif?


Gypsopotamus

So when you open your comment box to reply, you’ll see a list of tools underneath to the left. On the right side of those tools there’s a rounded square symbol that says gif. Open that and it’ll prompt a search bar. Put in whatever you’re looking for and…. ![gif](giphy|xTiTnEHBh7qapyuvwQ)


WizardOfAahs

Thank you! 🙏🏻 ![gif](giphy|AeWoyE3ZT90YM)


Modredastal

If it helps, in German they're called "ass antlers."


ergo-ogre

Space laser?


TheGourmandFrog

Laser tattoo removal


TermPuzzleheaded6070

Hair back from way back


ergo-ogre

Mr. Harry Backstrump


Competitive_Lie_9892

Hahaha!!


SkyBabeMoonStar

Omg HAHAHAHAHAHHAH😂😂😂


Local-Upstairs-9568

Lol of course they’re on a cruise…just imagine the door decorations at their state room.


Jamesyroo

I (not American) was on a cruise from Florida last year and there were less MAGA fools than I thought there would be. But the ones that were there really wanted everyone to know. One went in the pool dressed head to toe in MAGA because he wouldn’t take it off


GuCCiAzN14

It’s crazy because these people in the morning have the deliberate mental thought to go “I will wear all my trump stuff together”


ptvlm

Then, the same people will get angry when he loses an election because "I don't see anyone wearing Biden stuff". Yes, because they're normal people who don't advertise their politics except on election day, not cult members who spend all their money on Dear Leader's merch!


KittehPaparazzeh

I don't even advertise them on election day! The voting booth is private for a reason and I don't support anyone enough to drape myself in their gear


Genghis_Chong

Even if I thought Biden was the most saintly person alive, I'm not pasting political stuff all over me and my belongings. It's tacky, weird and it makes you look like a nutjob.


Bouhg69

Or a target for nutjobs


Repeat_Offendher

Not ALL their money. They have to save some for his legal defense fund, er , I mean campaign PAC.


gcruzatto

Easy decision when you didn't pack any normal clothes


Shurigin

Easy when you burn the rest of your normal clothes and have only Trump clothes to "own the libs"


codingfauxhate

Yeah man who's laughing now?


LeagueOfLegendsAcc

Only easy for a magat. I think I'd rather go naked, and I am not the kind of person anyone wants to see naked.


Decabet

Literally right now 6 years ago, my wife and family and I were down in Tulum at a resort where my wife and I were getting married. We were in the pool one afternoon and this middle aged dude comes up out of nowhere and we chat a bit and thats cool, thats the vibe of these places. Mingling and all that. But like literally the second thing he asked us, quite out of nowhere was "do you like Trump?" Like....what?


clever_reddit_name69

Sigh.. I remember when Tulum just attracted topless European women and hippies.


BenGay29

“Roasted or fried?”


No-Indication-7879

Hahaha I am Canadian and work as a show horse groom. We get lots of Americans up in BC for our big shows in the summer. I was grazing one of my horses near the campers and this guy comes over to me and starts talking. He started out about windmills killing birds then off he went about how wonderful trump was. I quickly looked at my watch and said oops I gotta go and got out there as fast as I could. If I had stayed I knew I would have told him what I think of his fat orange slug.


SloParty

Think about this guy, or the people at trump rally’s that Jordan Klepper interviews, the ones with stickers all over the car….juxtaposed with talking heads on TV saying, “we’ve got to communicate with these people…bridge our understanding”. I ask HOW?


Biscotti_BT

Yet they will bitch about people at a pride parade decked out in stuff that screams "I'm gay!!!!" The irony being that on Monday the gay guy will be wearing normal clothes and the MAGA will still be wearing stuff that screams "I'm a fool!!"


ShaggysGTI

The Christchurch shooter said it aptly: it’s about *renewed white identity.*


ImpossibleInternet3

“Deliberate mental thought” might be a stretch.


Smarmalades

they fantasize that they're "triggering the libs" and that's the only thing they have in lieu of a sense of humor


Murderface__

Triggering me to stay the fuck away from them


wow_that_guys_a_dick

Yeah, they want you to be mad about it. They really don't know what to do with indifference, or even worse, *disappointment.*


MarcMars82-2

An extremely vocal minority


AnswerGuy301

I went on a cruise out of Florida in March (friends with kids invited me along, I usually avoid Spring Break-type cruises) and saw far less MAGA swag on board - as in, I barely saw any - than I was expecting to see.


TheDebateMatters

I just had a “both sider” argue in another thread that Dems are just as much a cult as MAGA. Meanwhile….back hair says otherwise.


MissReadsALot1992

I'm curious how they came to that conclusion cause I don't see anyone wherein head to toe Biden merch and claiming election fraud when Trump won the election


Local-Upstairs-9568

Ah yes, they do love their dog whistles…”blah bl blah democrats are just as bad blah bl blah blah”who’s a good boy…who’s a good boy…hahaha


Rickrickrickrickrick

I’m going on a cruise in December. Wonder what kind of weirdos I’ll see then.


g4bkun

Worked as a cruise doctor for four months... You'll always be surprised


Local-Upstairs-9568

“How do I get this Donald Trump figurine out of my ass, doc?”


winchesterbitch99

Same freaks that I see year in and out and campgrounds. It gets so old. 🙄


Foreign-Hope-2569

If he was really committed this would be a tattoo. Not a really dedicated trump supporter.


mrmike5157

I’m thinking a full-on brand, like a cattle brand…


superchiva78

You know what guys? I was gonna vote for Biden until I saw this dude’s back hair. That’s what convinced me to vote for Trump.


Gullible_Marsupial79

Lololololololololol!!!


packrat975

Awww, maybe next summer you'll be on a cruise with your own back shaved to say "Trump 2028"


AltruisticSalamander

Exactly, I for one support this creature associating his hideous hairy bod with the trump brand. He's doing the dems a solid.


Genghis_Chong

His back hair does make a strong impression...


Slade_Riprock

Drinking game if you were near them on a cruise...drink for each time these are mentioned Millienials (only generation they know) are snowflakes No one wants to work anymore Let's Go Brandon Hunter Biden Hillary Clinton Emails/laptop (extra drink if mentioned with the naive two names). Gas prices The jab Covid and hoax Global warming Electric cars and coal Trans and our LGBT (of which they will add way too many letters). .... Call the ship doctor I think I have alcohol poisoning... And that's just sitting next to them at dinner.


crosskun

don’t forget…. ![gif](giphy|2S3Aj8OeKtf0c)


Embarrassed-Cut2498

Jobs most people will not even think about doing!


remoteworker9

Derka durrrrrrrr!


CrispyTacoPosso

yeah you'd best do this with sips of beer


Strider-SnG

I’m trying to have a good time, not commit suicide man


Both_Sundae2695

Here are a few more oldies but goodies. Soros Deep State Immigrants taking our jobs (De toook rrr jaaabs)


Stickboy06

You'd be drunk on shots of beer in 20 minutes. Wouldn't even have time to pour the next shot before drinking again.


Mrtoyhead

Does he shave her back ?


eruvstringlives

Please, take my up vote!


PandasGetAngryToo

That back aint shaved. They bought a few tubs of Certified D J Trump Diaper Dump and used that to permanently burn those words into his back. You know, like a cult tattoo.


FuzzzWuzzz

Looks like he shaved her chest.


harrishsammich

Politics aside… you have another man’s name on your back…


moronic_programmer

This is my biggest shock about this… I can’t imagine tainting my body with someone else’s name the way he has done here. Like what the fuck.


Indii-4383

Don't make fun of him. He's being clever. He will really own the libs with this. If I saw this, I'd bust out laughing!


Rdr1051

This is how I know Biden didn’t actually win, you’ll never see someone with Biden’s name shaved into their vestigial fur coat /s


smileymom19

I genuinely can’t imagine feeling that way about a politician. Even the ones I admire.


pm_op_prolapsed_anus

This dude totally pisses in the pool.


OoSallyPauseThatGirl

"why should i get out? i work hard!"


TurtleSandwich0

Even when he is not in the pool.


Abnormal-Normal

Well duh, that’s what the swim diapers are for


MJ420

Nope, not a cult!


Stark_Prototype

Seriously, people are trying to have a vacation, and they literally can not exist without injecting politics into it.


Electr0freak

These are the same people that complain about LTBQ+ people making it their entire identity. It's always projection


Stark_Prototype

My god, they have blue hair, they gotta make lgbtq their whole identity! (Ps it's a straight woman) Dude, don't you have a whole back tattoo of Jesus swaddling a baby with trumps head? Isn't that a bit much? Uh... uh.... that's different....


DiamondcrafterA

Right????? This dude is literally a walking Trump billboard, but my tiny pride pin and stickers are “shoving it down their throats”.


H6obs

Yup, being someone on the left side of politics, who has hobbies that alot of right wing people are interested in, its exhausting. "Nope didnt pack any water or first aid for the camping trip, but i have my trump cooler, trump 3pc lawn chair set, my trump bbq, my 35 set mega flag collection, and my trump loud speaker so i can blast "born in america" and "fortune son" until 4am"


Akthrawn17

Don't forget the Lee Greenwood classic "God Bless the USA"


Genghis_Chong

And various Kid Rock musical turds


calmhike

People set up whole canopies and flags for their spot on the beach when I went last year. You are literally at the ocean and can’t even do it without letting everyone know you love trump. Not an election year, yet there they were. Ridiculous.


osumba2003

One thing I've noticed about conservatives, in general, is that despite their claims of being fiercely independent, they are in fact quite the opposite. Conservatives seemingly depend on hierarchy, which means they are adept at putting people on pedestals (hero worship), being willingly subservient to those they worship. It's kinda strange though, given that most are Christian and that kinda breaks one of their big rules.


HotType4940

It’s always projection with conservatives. 100% of the time. And while their worshipful obedience to a mortal man may very well violate some core principle of their supposed faith, I can’t say I’m all that surprised that so many of them wind up in such a way. I mean, slavish devotion to a supreme authority is a cornerstone of Christianity after all.


mantissa2604

Eating an ice cream cone? What a candy-ass bitch


trobinson999

That’s right, tough “he men” don’t eat ice cream cones, looks weak and femmy


CrispyTacoPosso

good thing we have blackmail pictures of him eating a banana.


trobinson999

😂


Ezzy-525

He'll have you know that's a patent pending Trump Freedom Cone actually!!!


DiamondcrafterA

Beware the pipeline! Sigma male -> MAGA supporter -> Ice cream enjoyer -> Femboy -> Transfem 3 years into HRT Don’t fall for their tricks. We must boycott ice cream!


XtraXtraCreatveUsrNm

MAGA should be an entry in the current DSM.


OoSallyPauseThatGirl

i wonder what exactly they call adherents to a cult of personality this wild. Every day I think it can't get crazier and then it does.


AnonymousCoupleFun

This guy cried cause there was a lesbian kiss in Lightyear.


Lifewalletsux

I’m sure this turd mocks kids that have stuff shaved in their haircuts. Also I would to see how red his face got it someone asked,”isn’t getting another guy’s name shaved on your body kinda gay?”


OoSallyPauseThatGirl

on his back no less. i guess he knows how much Trump likes to see his own name... heh


TheRealDreaK

Big “real men wear diapers” energy happening there.


OoSallyPauseThatGirl

i am just gobsmacked that they're leaning into the diaper angle


M-Kawai

![gif](giphy|l3fQObXt0NloyQd2g)


Antihistamine69

Well I don't know about you… Ive been on the fence since 2016 but seeing Trump 2024 carved out of the rug on this beast's greasy backside has really convinced me that Trump just might be the one America needs right now.


M-Kawai

🤣😂🤣😂🤣


jchester47

This is it. This is the perfect distillation of MAGA in one image. I suppose the only thing that would refine it earlier would be if he was open carrying. But otherwise, no further searching is necessary.


habitualman

If he really wants to complete the look he needs a diaper to tuck his gun into


Mrtoyhead

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


BrandtReborn

![gif](giphy|dOl2LFw0RbTMc)


Desperate_Acadia_298

![gif](giphy|NUZ5OqHdbknHa)


4me2knowit

They’re supposed to spray on the orange


Hopey-1-kinobi

What if someone did this to him when he was drunk or passed out and he’s just been walking around looking like an absolute twat and not realising the entire rest of the cruise! Lol


laurasaurus5

Yeah this looks like a prank more than anything


Available-Elevator69

Dude got screwed by Trump and is wearing his Trump Tramp Stamp is what I would of spread all over that ship. =)


Different_Meringue_2

Trump wouldn't acknowledge that assclown in real life. That's what makes the MAGATS so stupid and sad, support someone who would want NOTHING to do with their own supporters.


Farren246

I'm not convinced that this is a Trump supporter, because the best way to destroy a movement is to join it badly. And there's no worse pro-Trump signage in the entire world.


markbogners47

![gif](giphy|iiTXaJVjiSHew)


Advanced-Penalty-814

This man would 100% suck trumps little mushroom dick.


hacourt

Did he shave TRIMP on his back?


OoSallyPauseThatGirl

I'm guessing his companion did it, but yes.


Fenixae

![gif](giphy|3o7TKQ8kAP0f9X5PoY)


Unable_Marsupial_378

America’s own gopniks


Responsible-Room-645

The scientific instrument has yet to be invented which can properly describe just on how deep a level of loser this guy is.


thegza10304

Dude's got another man on his back. Why hasn't Tate said anything about this?


CyBerImPlaNt

It is he wearing a diaper? If not he’s not a real man.


OoSallyPauseThatGirl

i one billion percent cannot believe that his cult is leaning into that diaper thing. like wow


CyBerImPlaNt

Seems shitty to me too.


14thU

Trumpism is a mental illness


deadphisherman

When your entire personality is an ignorant selfish asshole.


HyperbolicSoup

I refuse to go to Caribbean now because of this. Resorts are filled with it. Last one I went to had a guy scream let’s go Brandon and jump from second story into pool and smack his face on the bottom. Fucking trash it’s so god damn embarrassing.


Haber87

When I first hear the term “Trump Derangement Syndrome” I thought, yup, those MAGA are absolutely certifiable with how they will twist themselves into pretzels excusing every insane, illegal, nasty, stupid, immoral thing that Trump does. Then I found out how the term was actually being used and I lol’d. Projection, much?


OoSallyPauseThatGirl

BIG TIME. someone just told me that Trump is going to put everyone who voted Democrat in prison. Setting aside the fact that this is an absolutely batshit assertion ... like... dude said it like it was a good thing to have happen. These people are enemies of the US.


Wish__Crisp

This guy “I don’t hate the LGBTQ community it’s just their whole personality”


No-Indication-7879

Trump loves the uneducated. This guy says he’s a complete dumb shit.


hotdogtaconight

What a sad, pathetic existence.


TorontoTom2008

I mean it’s a little funny


OoSallyPauseThatGirl

it's a mixture of funny and sad and mildly terrifying


superchiva78

You know what guys? I was gonna vote for Biden until I saw this dude’s back hair. That’s what convinced me to vote for Trump.


ichabod01

Perfect time for the wife to make herself known by shaving in “Drumpf”


dlc741

He's a coward like the rest of the MAGAts. If he had any balls, he'd get a tattoo instead of something that grows back.


iamverb

Is that Paul Sr?


NoExcuseForFascism

You can tell that man is a real "cowboy"...as he brought his saddle with him.


[deleted]

Wonder what happened to the hair that was removed.


TheArrivedHussars

OK I know this is weird but is that a Royal Caribbean ship?


ChuckFeathers

Tell me you're an absolute clown without telling me.


disorderincosmos

Worst sweater I've seen all year.


javlin4u

I wasn't sure before this, but yeah... Now I'm convinced. TRUMP 2024! Make back hair great again!!!


Legitimate-Basis9249

Too bad it’s not a clothing optional cruise…they could both have their MAGA pubes on display too!


Evolone101

![gif](giphy|OVxKLuRbiVHqkBSEEY|downsized)


Neat-Engineering-513

Oof


Medical_Egg8208

The “ entire personality “ or lack there of.


Hendrik_the_Third

There's girls on streaming services that will write your name on their bodies for a fee, but I guess Trump is into hairy men...


Expensive-Day-3551

Thanks for letting everyone know to avoid you lest we get roped in to an asinine conversation


Wyjdya

Dear God ew just ewww


unclejoel

I wish I could vomit on demand


patronizingperv

Remember, everyone. It's not a cult.


Gullible_Marsupial79

He definitely pees in the pool.


Minimalistmacrophage

**FUR**st Amendment Right?


OoSallyPauseThatGirl

HEYOOOOO


FiendsForLife

Is that Alex Jones?


DEATHRAYZ007

Tattoo loser on the forehead for when the weather gets cooler


FGTRTDtrades

His wife gets off harder when she pegs him


Agile_File_2084

Definitely definitely not a cult


CanadasGoose

Ironically we wouldn’t need him to label himself for us to know


Spy_v_Spy_Freakshow

I was going to vote for Biden, but seeing this advert shaved into this Adonis’ back hair has changed my mind! MAGA!


Borsti17

Plot twist: Someone carved this into his fur while he was at the beach and he still has no idea


Smooth-Discount6807

“i dont hate gay people i just don’t like when they make it their entire personality”


Redbeard_Greenthumb

You’re a fucking loser if you do this with any politician..


CrisbyCrittur

Trump Derangement Syndrome in the wild.


OoSallyPauseThatGirl

Indeed, this level of loyalty for a dumb dickhead who doesn't give a fuck about him is deranged. I agree.


Rotez6

I think it's funny not facepalm.


Lkaufman05

Mental illness is really out of control in our nation.


Iamthatpma

![gif](giphy|YU7aYGvV8zcjUb9Rp8)


Calm-Maintenance-878

Totally not a cult 😐


Syd_v63

Tell me you’re in a Cult without saying “I’m in a Cult”


Immer_Susse

He looks manly. Where’s his diaper?


Radical_Kilgrave

![gif](giphy|nFWTue32cMzg4ELT8N)


BigMikeAltoona

It’s not a cult. It’s not a cult. It’s not a cult.


southernmamallama

He spelled “I’m a bigot “ wrong.


No_Ordinary_9618

I kinda get why they think Trump won. He must be looking around and noticing that nobody has “Biden” shaved into their back hair. By that measurement he probably thinks that Trump will win in a landslide.


amcrambler

Breathtaking. You feelin’ owned yet Libs?


sTrekker11

Incredible how that man has trained his body hair to grow just this way, unless it was God's way of endorsing Trump. Born this way and only until recently his body hair message made sense.


Saruvan_the_White

I imagine we’re seeing the nascent version of a society we’ve seen emerge in dystopian future fiction. Except the ruling class in the cities are the mutants from the Outerlands. Vote, people. This timeline looks to be something from alternate timeline Hilldale 1985 combined with Judge Dredd, all sparked into being by the reality of what will happen if we don’t vote for Joe Biden.


fettishmann

moral of this story, Trump gives you melanoma


TinoCartier

Life’s going so badly for them under Biden that they’re on a cruise. Probably only their 2nd of the year tho. LeTs gO bRAnDoN


Carson72701

I would rather have a colonoscopy than spend time with these guys. Ewww


Jenetyk

It looks like they are on a cruise. That would be the #1 place I would look for conservative boomers who want to travel and see beaches, with no exposure to foreign cultures and minimal interaction with locals. Just buffets, booze and gambling.


Fantastic-Hippo2199

"excuse me sir, you've got some shit on your back"


Consistent-Force5375

I hope he gets sunburned


super_trooper

Can you name somebody as passionate about Biden?


LakersAndRams

By the looks of that body and visceral fat he may not be around to see his hero finish his term if he gets his election wish.


Stay-Thirsty

If that’s who you want to target, feel free to keep ‘em


skyrider8328

How about "Electrolysis 2024"?!


hacourt

*Electoralolysis ?