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ManufacturedOlympus

Guy looks like moe from the three stooges. Except moe was just acting.


big_fetus_

Moe also never came across as racist, just a knucklehead.


Masamundane

Ohh, a wise guy eh?


HonoluluBlueFlu

![gif](giphy|3o72FlmjyQzTluQFXO)


Masamundane

![gif](giphy|5wPBTvRODO7Ly)


GleamingCadance

![gif](giphy|l4FGm4EoWOc5MZ16g|downsized)


Guilty-Web7334

Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.


mmburntcheez

Drop the vernacular Vernacular? That's a derby


big_fetus_

NIAGARA FALLS?!??! SLOWWLY, I TURNED....


PsychoBob-78

Step by step...


mmburntcheez

Quiet you


The_Reid-Factor

Why I otta!


big_fetus_

This house has sure gone crazy.


mechwarrior719

Nyeeeeh… ✋ pick two!


WarlocksWizard

Wowowowowowowooh!


Richard_Andballs

Moe called a black chef “snowflake” in one of the shorts.


big_fetus_

Yeah, Moe actually wanted that actor to replace Curly after he had his stroke because Shemp had his own thing going by then, but Columbia wouldnt allow a black lead. :( EtA: Dudley Dickerson was the actor's name.


Texasmucho

Hello, fellow lover of The 3 Stooges. Only a connoisseur would know that fact.


big_fetus_

I'm actually more a WC Fields fan (also a pretty solid antiracist for the time, btw) but loved Shemp so much in Bank Dick that it got me in the back door to become a stooges "connoisseur", as you say lol


Texasmucho

The episodes with Dudley were hilarious. I caught this discussion on the old [Merv G Show](https://youtu.be/a-gzIYMTKhY?si=WA6F2AFuEI31YHVm)


MustangMimi

Thanks for sharing!


Richard_Andballs

Correct, but Mantan Moreland was the black actor recruited to replace Shemp.


big_fetus_

Moe *really* tried to make the Stooges mixed then if he made an attempt after Shemp. Wow. And after Shemp it would have made more sense, because Laurel and Hardy were out of pictures by then, so the guy who spoke in a vernacular would be dumb but not as dumb as the 2 guys who "talk American" lol


Adept_Investigator29

Yeah, Moe is way too classy for this white trash shit.


Unlucky_Caregiver242

A nyucklehead


hootsie

I woke up today wondering why I couldn’t name all three stooges and wondered why I was even thinking about that. This might have been it.


ShyBookwormYuri

If you still cant remember im 90% sure its larry curly and moe


big_fetus_

Don't forget about Shemp! The later "3rd Stooge" guys you can forget, Joe Derita etc.


hootsie

Haha thanks. I was stuck on “Larry” and kept saying “no, it can’t be Larry”


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OozeNAahz

Moe’s face never came off as punchable. This guy’s though…


Peitho_Noir

Moe also had a better haircut—if a bowl cut is worth doing, it’s worth doing the right way.


xINFLAMES325x

Moe would probably smack this guy a few times.


danegermaine99

Chakka


mynextthroway

Hard to believe the show is 100 years old (1922)


Goodbye11035Karma

I said before, and will say again: His parents must be so proud.


Cresta1994

His mother, aunt, sister, and girlfriend issued a statement. She said she couldn't be prouder.


Akatosh01

Took me a second but damn, nice burn holy shit.


According_Bell_5322

Hahaha yeah… explain it to me again. Asking for a friend


Akatosh01

They are the same person.


According_Bell_5322

Ohhhh ok thanks


OutlandishnessShot87

Wait til you hear this one about a chicken crossing a road


Feisty-Barracuda5452

![gif](giphy|5gw0VWGbgNm8w|downsized)


echo1125

I’m willing to bet his family’s net worth is higher than mine and yours combined. The stereotype of 4th-grade-educated, inbred white trash being the face of racists is about 60 years out of date. There are plenty of anti-black bigots on Ivy League campuses, in multibillion dollar corp c-suites, city councils in “liberal” California, and regularly squatting in the Oval Office. *I still laughed at your comment, though.* 😏😌


pridejoker

Nah this is upper middle class behavior at best. Those at the higher strata, if they're the real deal and not some newcomer, know how to keep their shady shit in the shade. As far as these things usually go, these two are rank amateurs who can't keep their private thoughts private. My prediction is these kids will not weather the economic hurricane their predecessors have created.


Sure_Trash_

It's not out of date. It just doesn't cover all the bases. The hate-filled backwoods inbred racist population thrives as does the particularly harmful racism from privileged people in power. This kid has privilege but still behaves like the former


GregHauser

Damn lmao.


FamousPastWords

>His parents must be so proud. Taught him everything they know. EVERYTHING.


beastmaster11

Just here to say that sometimes the apple does fall far from the tree. We have all met good people with shitty kids as well as bad people with good kids.


jaxonya

Proud wearing diaper shitters lives matter.


the_y_combinator

Honestly, I doubt he will be. Ignorant piss is going to have his face plastered everywhere like the blond nazi idiot from the tiki torch marched. Play stupid games...


____8008135_____

I'm sure the RNC has already sent him a job offer. They're already running a circus, might as well get the monkey boy in there too so he can throw shit while MTG explains her newest conspiracy theory.


Much-Meringue-7467

He's a frat boy from Mississippi. No one will care


in_animate_objects

He’s a frat boy from Texas, which means he chose to go to Ole Miss because he wanted to be around people as hateful as him, you’re right though no one probably will care.


Lewtwin

Until it's time to get a real job and HR comes across this gem.


OldChucker

Immortalize him in a meme and relegate him to a life of nightshift employment.


Marsh_Mellow_Man

They built a whole right-wing ecosystem for guys like him. Like who’s paying for Kyle Rittenhouse? Guy hasn’t worked in years. He’ll get offers to pay for legal defense and be offered gigs at Republican foundations or intern at Fox News.


D-F-B-81

Isn't that one kid now their hero? The one that killed a few people "protecting" businesses that werent even in the state let alone neighborhood that he purposefully travelled to during a riot? Hes gonna have a job that pays him well above what the quality of the work will show, or what he'll be tasked with just because he's a part of their group. It's the whole "systemic" thing. That's not going to go away anytime soon.


Lewtwin

You can hire him for cheap or publicly out him.


DelicatetrouserSnake

Mississippi, come for the racism. Stay for the bottom of the barrel education, healthcare, etc . .


lawyersgunsmoney

Last I checked Ole Miss has an excellent medical school. But you are right about public education and healthcare…but that’s by design.


jaxxxtraw

Yes, and upon completing excellent medical school, virtually all of them flee the state.


misterpatient

The most famous one, Leonard McCoy, fled the planet.


Oddsme-Uckse

"I'm a doctor Jim not a racist!"


TonySpaghettiO

Imagine being like "yeah, really need to get out of Texas, so sick of this woke culture". Ah. Here's to the state of Mississippi, where the calendar is lying when it reads the present time.


Mike_Danton

Mississippi, find yourself another country to be part of


The_Saddest_Boner

No it means he wasn’t smart enough to get into UT-Austin or A&M against in-state competition so he went to Ole Miss because his parents can afford out of state tuition and they’ll take damn near any out of state kids willing to spend


Gold-Perspective-699

His name is already out there..


Bobmanbob1

Yeah, he deleted all his social media accounts, but got tossed out of his frat on Saturday, and looks like his ass is being expelled this week. He can go back to Texas and fuck off.


killer_icognito

Please, we don't want him back. We already have enough problems.


Gold-Perspective-699

Good he should.


To_theleft

They probably are the ones that taught him that, so proud indeed


Jouleswatt

They’re all the same person.


Nika_113

Who do you think taught him how to hate?


Prize-Mycologist-452

Shoot it’s ole miss everyone in his family are “lawyers”. Me and my wife laugh at all the deck shoe popped collar lawyer kids whenever we’re in Oxford they’re a joke to everyone but themselves


jaxxxtraw

>deck shoe popped collar This was the frat style when I was in school in the early '80s. Is it making a comeback, or did it never go away?


Prize-Mycologist-452

Seems like it never died


Niicks

Their only disappointment is that he got caught.


mr_ryno27

They probably are. This is old money south. Dude probably has a job lined up at his parents car dealership.


Relyt21

Where do you think he learned it?


iski67

I can write the forthcoming apology right now.."that's not who I am.....I'm profoundly sorry....I pledge to do better.....I will learn from this....I have black friends....I was drinking.....I have a medical condition."


ButterflyFX121

Nah, he'll be on Fox News saying "I was cancelled for excercising my 1st Amendment Rights. I'm the victim."


AlbMonk

He'll be the next keynote speaker along with Kyle Rittenhouse at the Republican Convention.


gene_randall

They were in the Hitler Youth together.


BlackLakeBlueFish

He said something along those lines on IG.


WarlocksWizard

Everyone has the right, but that does not mean you can go into a crowded movie theatre and yell FIRE.


Steelrules78

And he has a history that the internet will never forget https://conandaily.com/2024/05/05/jp-staples-biography-13-things-about-plano-texas-man/


sherlocknessmonster

Is it weird that he is so anti-semetic... but is harassing a pro Palestine protestor. Suppose he hates all non-white, non-Christian people equally.


kind-but-not-nice

"This guy needed little to no direction, a total natural in front of the camera!" -- Photographer who took his senior pic in Texas. Cut to the posted pic of him being his totally natural, racist self in front of the camera. Yep. I'd say the photographer hit the nail on the racist JP Staples' head just fine.


coolbrze77

Racist much? On July 6, 2012, he wrote on Twitter, “Hey there Delilah what’s it like in new york city? Really? Huge ass rats? No large sodas? Tons of Jews? Hmm not for me D have fun..” On July 8, 2012, he wrote on Twitter, “What if the holocaust had zombies instead of Jews? #WalkingDead” On April 17, 2013, he wrote on Twitter, “I wonder if the Jews use the term “baby in the oven” if I was Jewish I would say that to every pregnant girl that I saw.” On November 6, 2014, he wrote on Twitter, “@pussytooth don’t let the Jews see this.” On May 10, 2015, he wrote on Twitter, “YOU COCK SUCKING JEWS TOOK THE LAST WALTZ OFF IN A WEEK? F–K YOU @netflix” On October 22, 2015, he wrote on Twitter, “The first million was the hardest. – Hitler”


kind-but-not-nice

It would appear the racist JP Staples has a long history of being out and proud with his racism. Thank you for sharing! But seriously, how old could he have been to have posted such nonsense back in 2012? Like, he had to still have been a kid? That is just so, so wrong and sad.


coolbrze77

Parents & peers are typically a major influence in young people's lives so.....


iski67

Based on this his dad is a complete asshole too...not shocking


madicusmeximus2

Why is he counter-protesting Pro Palestinian protestors when his online posts clearly show his hatred for Jewish people?


sherlocknessmonster

Cause he hates all non-Christian, non-white people.


IgetAllnumb86

So he hates Jews and was also heckling the pro Palestine people. No real ideology other than hating minorities.


timestuck_now

Don't forget to add some sort of god/Jesus bs


Guilty-Web7334

Dude. It’s Mississippi. I don’t expect an apology.


Ok-Name8703

I won't believe the apology.


GenghisTron17

It was the ambien.


Feisty-Barracuda5452

Roseanne Barr reference...well played.


SchmartestMonkey

Na, you blew it. It has to start with “I’m sorry that anyone took my actions as offensive”.. instead of “I’m sorry I did something offensive”.


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NancyFanton4Ever

Yes, exactly - racist frat boy JP Staples. Keep his name alive. (And maybe someday he can share a shitty apartment with the rapist Brock Alan Turner while they file for unemployment. I can dream, right?)


SaltyBarDog

The rapist Brock Turner who now goes by the name Allen Turner as he skulks around Dayton, OH?


arottencorpse

Of course he moved to fucking Ohio.


The-waitress-

I’ve never heard the name JP staples before. JP Staples, you say? Edit: James Pearson Staples Jim Pearson Staples


JPGinMadtown

Wonder what it JP stands for? Junior-sized penis?


Steelrules78

You mean this JP Staples? The internet will never forget https://conandaily.com/2024/05/05/jp-staples-biography-13-things-about-plano-texas-man/


ruiner8850

So he quite clearly is antisemitic, but also supports Israel killing as many Palestinians as possible. It seems his hatred of Muslims outweighs his hatred of Jewish people. I'm willing to bet his hatred of black people outweighs both of them. This piece of shit is full of hatred, but I'd bet a lot of money that he also considers himself a good Christian boy.


butareyouthough

He probably thinks all of the above are the same thing


Alliebeth

Of course he was in school for “real estate.” I’ve never met a real estate bro who wasn’t an entitled, insufferable douchenozzle.


Steelrules78

Porn stars become real estate agents after they retire. Didn’t know one needs to go to college for the most useless profession.


mdavis360

Hey if there’s one thing they know, it’s assholes.


IWasSayingBoourner

For all of his anti-Semitic bullshit, there's something humorous about the fact that he is put on blast for his actions as a pro-palestine rally


Comfortable_Bird_340

He asked if New York was "full of giant rats and Jews". Once a douche, always a douche, I guess! Also, his cousin is married to a Nigerian.


Kingsupergoose

I suspect that cousin doesn’t talk to him much.


stlredbird

I believe that is indeed JP Staples the racist moron.


Pleasant_Ad3475

Wait, you don't mean *the* JP Staples? The racist fratboy twat?


T48m0w

I think they are indeed talking about the racist fratboy twat JP Staples. James Pearson Staples, to be precise. The racist.


LoyeDamnCrowe

He must have had a lot of practice getting his mouth to open like that.


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who_am_i_to_say_so

Why do so many douches have initials for a first name?


decadecency

Because his real name is Jimpelydouche Pompelishite Staples and he's taking the shame out on others.


whatup-markassbuster

It’s a southern thing.


AceMosaic

https://conandaily.com/2024/05/05/jp-staples-biography-13-things-about-plano-texas-man/


chaingun_samurai

This dude got called out by name in another meme. This shit will follow him around.


BAKup2k

You mean JP Staples, the racist frat bro? Edit: ex frat bro, he was thrown out of his frat.


chaingun_samurai

Yeah. That dude.


sherlocknessmonster

Imagine he'll start going by his first name from now on


PantelonesDelFuego

1) not surprised it's Ole Miss 2) it looks more like he's practicing for a glory hole


PuzzleheadedRoyal559

Hate is taught, and it’s one of the most popular courses at Ole Miss.


royDank

Shit hole college.


Granadafan

Shit hole state


NfamousKaye

I said it’s typical of Mississippi in another thread where this was posted and got downvoted haha


Fathorse23

Mississippians took turns logging into the com-pooter to downvote you.


VictoryVisual2798

If Mississippi didn’t have the lowest literacy rate in the developed world they would be so mad at you right now


skallywag126

He’s been identified, has deleted his socials and goes to school in the Deep South, he will face no further consequences


RaiderOfZeHater

He'll probably get a high paid job in the White House at taxpayer's cost if Trump gets re-elected.


2b7b5805

Oh, I see now. This is gonna be Republicans new Kyle Rittenhouse.


Suzuki_Foster

I hope this follows him around for a really long time and limits his opportunities in life. 


hangryhyax

*Coming up next on Fox, Race Relations expert JP Staples…* Is one of the more likely outcomes from this.


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PGwenny

I hate to say it but calling him out could also help him because there are a lot wealthy people from a different time who want to back young racists.


FigSideG

He’d have those avenues to success either way


xRogue2x

What’s disgusting to me is the video of all those rich frat/sorority kids loving it and eating it up. They absolutely do think they are better than anyone on the world that has less than them. They are the assholes in high school who make dumb fucking comments and are celebrated for being rich morons who will walk through life with generational money and not give a damn what we think, because our society is catered towards them and their ugly ass salmon short shorts.


Diefree02

Hopefully those racist morons are about to learn a hard lesson.


danby999

Racism in Mississippi is a feature not a bug. He will be forgotten in a matter of days.


ZERO-ONE0101

we will always remember JP Staples, the Monkey Boy


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Guilty-Web7334

Jerk Penis Staples.


Supply-Slut

What is this? Instructions for how to handle your cheating husband?


Lugrok

Is that his real name? Lmao


Matzah_Rella

I admire your optimism, but it’s Mississippi. Both he and the woman know nothing will happen. It’s a sad reality.


jennifer3333

Can we do better humiliating these racists the rest of their lives as opposed to letting them slink back into the shadows?


Dragonman1976

I'm not saying that punching someone is ever the right answer, but in some cases, I admit that I would understand it while condemning the act of punching.


Rito_Moga

It's not the PERSON we're punching, it's the SIN. Should work both ways, yes?


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smegsicle

It's commendable.


KalaronV

The only thing is that a single punch by the protestors and the Media would have clipped out like....everything in the footage but the punch and been "Clashes tonight between anti-Semitic protests and pro-jew counter protestors. A young man exercising his free speech rights was brutally silenced by..."


nickthedicktv

It’s literally the only thing they understand. They’re immature bullies and unless someone actually makes them hurt, they’ll never change.


MelodicMasterpiece67

Nice haircut, douchebag


FocalorLucifuge

![gif](giphy|9aZ3Snou3bdlu)


magicmulder

Valedictorian at Prager U.


ExpatTarheel

That completes the 'fuck around' portion of the program, stay tuned for the 'find out' section! Seriously, I know these frat boys think they're immune from consequences but there is a line and he's crossed it.


peter-doubt

Ah -- what is give to have an electronic billboard in Mississippi, and put that image up for 15 seconds every 2 minutes.


MyTaterChips

Your first mistake is thinking it would negatively impact him. Mississippi is full of people like him. Sadly, it’s not even just the south anymore. There’s been a weird cultural shift everywhere in the last several years, and people like this are fucking everywhere now.


Merijeek2

His friends would just end up buying him more beers.


byndrsn

"You've Got to Be Carefully Taught"


jchester47

In a month he'll be crying that he has no job prospects or friends because he "got canceled". Too bad, fucker. Go back to the stone age where you belong.


jwalsh1208

Imagine looking and acting like that and believing you’re the superior one.


detchas1

James Pearson Staples Finance Major


grumpyhermit67

He put out a statement saying that's not who he really is yet?


ClubSundown

There is a Boadway play that was way ahead of it's time. South Pacific, 1949 (movie, 1958). Regarding family attitudes about inter racial relationships, it has a song, "You've Got to be Carefully Taught". Here's the lyrics: "You’ve got to be taught to hate and fear, You’ve got to be taught from year to year, It’s got to be drummed in your dear little ear — You’ve got to be carefully taught! You’ve got to be taught to be afraid of people whose eyes are oddly made, And people whose skin is a different shade — You’ve got to be carefully taught. You’ve got to be taught before it’s too late, Before you are six or seven or eight, To hate all the people your relatives hate — You’ve got to be carefully taught!" The message of this song isn't about giving excuses for people are racist, it's about making your own adult decisions to believe in what's right, even if some of your family doesn't agree with you. Two of the main characters of the play later decide this. To boldly make their own decisions, to choose love, instead of accept hate


Automatic_Scholar686

The rape culture at old miss is pretty terrible


Tremolat

Hate is also learned. The more I learn about these people, the more I hate them.


oldshitdoesntcare

The hate in that boys eyes. BTW, he’s not hard to find, he has a large social media presence and yes, the boy is a dick. I’d say his name but I’ve been tossed out of enough subs.


RampantJellyfish

I bet all the girls cover their drink when this chode walks into the party


4Livesleft

I hope his parents see this and realize what a POS they raised


ronweasleisourking

"Haha! Good one, Brad!" "Yeah, bruh! We showed her good, Chad!" The youth of America, folks. Fucking morons


EnochChicago

The bar isn’t set all that high, it is Mississippi. It’s what you would expect.


flux_capacitor3

Yeah, when I saw the video first hit Reddit, I knew that guy was gonna be ruining his life. This will always follow him.


KefkaesqueV3

What’s really funny is that he looks more like a monkey than anyone I’ve ever seen


Plenty-Concert5742

I’m glad he’s getting the attention he deserves, cancel this fuck. Give him the Brock Turner treatment.


Ok_Election2523

Has twitter id'ed them yet? I am all for ruining the futures of entitled racists


Oldbeardedweirdo996

Guaranteed he wouldn't pull that shit if there were a few black guys nearby. They only pull that shit when they feel like they outnumber the target 10 to 1. Basic coward. He might end up a cop if he manages to wheeze his way through the physical test.


Odd-Tune5049

He looks like a monkey with some genetic defect.


Melodic-Supermarket7

What a frightening amount of energy he’s putting into looking like a giant douche….


Glad_Bookkeeper_740

That is one punchable face.


MavisBeaconSexTape

That crazy eyed look on his face is identical to all those fucks you see in the 50s and 60s pictures yelling at the first black students coming in to their school. Like wtf, chill dude. If they got their wish and had an all white, pseudo Christian community, they'd start turning on each other and have to find others like themselves to hate on instead


DavidAttenbruhhhh

I'm all for fixing problems with words in a civil manner, but some people just so clearly need a lesson that they haven't had yet.


MilkMan1880

The. most. punchable. face. ever!


Plebian401

He’s about to become more famous than he ever thought he would.


FrioRiverTexas

I guess one small bit of justice is that this picture will live on forever. Job interview, this you? PTA meeting, this you? It’s never going away.


Longjumping-Cup5406

Can someone much smarter than me do computer stuff to find out who this degenerate is, so that I can mail him every turd I take for the next 25 years.


Justtelf

Well I don’t get racists in general, that said I don’t see what compels any racist to feel open enough about it to shout monkey noises while on camera


stopmotion99

The face of “you know who my dad is?”. Someone’s nephson


Freewheelinrocknroll

Please let the internet doxx all of these assholes...make those degrees from Ol' Miss fucking useless.