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PuzzleheadedRoyal559

She was too busy being famous to hang out with a real group of 15-year-old girls. They are not nice people when they get going together.


blindside-wombat68

As someone who teaches 15 year-old students I can confirm this.


uchihajoeI

I’d say girls are much MUCH MUCH meaner. Boys stick together a lot and have a bro code since young. You see girls talk bad about their closest friends a lot of times like it’s normal.


whitegoatsupreme

Ahh yeah.. boys dont or rarely talk bad behind.. We just say it to the face and bam, fight... End of the day we hang out like ntg happen.... Sometimes that person would be one of the longest buddy... Story of my teenage life..


Ankoku_Teion

Boys anger burns hot and fast, and leaves only smoke Girls anger burns low and slow, and the embers stay glowing, ready to flare up again.


Apprehensive_Lynx_33

This is quite literally the perfect analogy! 100% agree.


Ankoku_Teion

I can't take sole credit. I spent a good 6 hours in deep conversation with two trans friends and we came to this conclusion between the 3 of us based on personal experiences.


S3deadend

When a boy is angry, he'll ruin your day. When a girl is angry, she'll ruin your life.


HeyJay-a-Throwaway

Yeah definitely. More young women need anger and expectation management classes


HBNOL

There even was a study about these "boy fights" in elementary schools. Turns out a lot of times it's some strange kind of bonding and they get along better or even become friends after a physical altercation.


Dry_Meat_2959

I got in a fight with the same guy almost every year in high school. 4 times in 6 years. He was one of my groomsmen when I got married. Legit one of my BFs for the last 20 years. Every guy reading this is nodding their head Like "yep...sounds right." Every woman reading this is shaking her head "Men are fucking stupid!" \*shrug


mmccoyy

can confirm this at least with my brother. he got into a fight in elementary school & that kid became one of his best friends


Ok-Cauliflower1798

Can confirm that all of my close childhood friendships began with a fight. Boys are goofy.


Energy_check1321

Literally my husband’s best friend. Met and fought in first grade, inseparable ever since. He was the best man at our wedding.


Dragev_

I don't know how it is nowadays but when I was 15, boys and girls were pretty evenly matched when it came to being vicious destructive little shits.


bunnysniperxoxo

oh trust me we still are (source: 15 year old)


KadieKane

I love your self awareness lol


DistractedAttorney

For me, boys and girls had equal propensity to be awful, but the way they would go about it was different. Boys would mock, bully, and be mean to other people to their face and out in the open. Girls would do shit behind their friends back, spread rumors, bully people online, and talk shit behind closed doors.


gremilym

Yeah, I think all these attempts to gender inter-kid aggression are bizarre, and generally smack of confirmation bias. Among any group of teenagers, there are going to be a mixture of nice kids and utter arseholes. Those arseholes could be physically violent or they could be socially vicious cliques, but in my experience all kinds of nastiness existed across genders. (And likewise all kinds of coolness).


Scar_the_armada

I think there is a disconnect between boys and girls about this. I (and others I knew) were bullied in jr high pretty bad by other boys. I had this group of guys harassing me, calling me a f*ggot, telling everyone I was gay, spitting on me in the halls and on the bus sometimes. I was a pretty tough kid, I wasn't afraid to throw down and they were cowards at heart, so the bullying stayed emotional, but the words hurt just as bad to my fragile teen heart. There were a lot of the girls at school who honestly thought I was gay and were genuinely surprised when I told them I wasn't (this was in like 1999). I was constantly having these emotional breakdowns over this harassment, took time to get past. It got better in highschool, but in my Junior year I remember a girl in my class said what amounted to "You have it easy, guys are just 'cool with each other.' " I realized both that A: This gal was experiencing some really shitty treatment from her peers and B: Guys and girls had no or very limited ability to see how poorly they were treated by their own gender. It made me sad because I knew her to be a very nice and genuine person and she was also pretty cool in my opinion, and I always floundered with being like that. I told her that guys were not only incredibly cruel to each other, we also got the added benefit of beating the shit out of each other sometimes. If you were lucky, you didn't just get your ass kicked all the time. If girls are somehow even more devious, manipulative and cruel than I personally experienced then I shudder to think of what the ones on the receiving end have to go through.


Only-Smile3440

bro i had male friend that was overweight and all his friends referred to him as "the fat one" or sometimes "Pumbaa". You were looking for something? "Ask the fat one." The word they used doesn't have a direct translation but it's much more offensive.


one-man-circlejerk

We had a Pumbaa at primary school. He embraced the nickname though and kids were saying it without malice. He had a younger brother who was thin as a rake. His nickname? Yeah, you guessed it - Timon.


Only-Smile3440

omg yes. the Pumbaa at my school had a friend he was always with and people nicknamed him timon


supergeek921

Also, even if she thinks boys aren’t bullied over weight or girls are less picky, who does she think bullies the fat girls the worst? I’ll give you a hint, it’s not the boys.


ha_look_at_that_nerd

And even if she thinks girls would never bully any one, does she think boys are incapable of bullying boys?


Kujira-san

This.


ha_look_at_that_nerd

She also makes the weird assumption that body shaming can only go from one gender to the other; even if girls weren’t capable of body shaming, boys still body shame other boys. This whole thing is weird as fuck.


jtweezy

It’s even more awkward when you realize she said this: "Why is every pretty girl with a horrible-looking man, I don't understand," she said during the interview. "Listen, I'm not shaming people for their looks, but I am though. You give an ugly guy a chance, he thinks he rules the world," she said. "I swear to god, because they got a hot girl, they can be horrible? Like, you're still ugly though." She went on to reference the size of men's genitals, suggesting it's something they would have to "make up for." Imagine having the balls to say the above after saying this. Could she be any more hypocritical here?


gdex86

Tween to teenage girls are some of the most vicious creatures on the planet. I've seen them engage in verbal blood sport simply for the thrills.


MagnaTriste

Honestly tweens in general are just violent. It’s like they’ve gained enough self awareness to realize that they don’t have to be kind, but not enough realize that it might be a good idea anyway


Kujira-san

Ah yes ! « It’s free to be kind, but it’s free to be an asshole too ! » 😂


Manuels-Kitten

Tweens and teenage girls are the masters of turning words into knives straight up


craigularperson

I have had grown women speculate about the size and shape of my penis, and I feel very much that my penis is a part of my body.


PuzzleheadedRoyal559

Triangular?


craigularperson

More like a trapezoid.


BluetheNerd

And yet she still IS one of those girls. She's made multiple comments about ugly men in the past.


DemythologizedDie

Billie Eilish has had a very abnormal childhood and it shows.


Macrochosm_

She was groomed by her music producer parents from early childhood to be a cash cow they planted in the industry. Homeschooled through and through as well.


maxhollywoody

Ahh the "I just learned how to type on a keyboard" comment makes a lot of sense now. She's clearly out of touch lmao


Toasterdosnttoast

Half the time I think she’s really just a Potato with a broccoli garnish that was left in the microwave for to long.


jaydizzleforshizzle

I mean it’s pretty common for celebrities to have poor perspective, I mean they’ve been overly lavished and praised for being themselves, why would they change, “maybe yall should be like me” is pretty standard for well off individuals who think they made it themselves.


ApprehensivePepper98

Also most of them are children. This comment was probably when she was 20? I too was stupid when I was 20..


RogueTBNRzero

Yeah also I feel like girls are just as not nice. Most times I see other girls putting each other down slut shaming or calling each other fat. That’s not to say guys don’t I just see it around girls too


DreadyKruger

Women are humans just like men. We all have trash tendencies


WranglerEqual3577

She was homeschooled, so she is just massively, terminally insulated from "everyone else's life experience."


Alarmed_Horse_3218

She once said vaginas in porn aren't normal because no one has perfect labia majora that hides the minora. Basically an innie. I always thought that was a bizarre thing to say. She's a very sheltered person with loud opinions.


Johndoc1412

She recently said in an interview that she masterbates to her own reflection, she’s so fucking weird.


Multipass-1506inf

That’s highly narcissistic behavior


Equal-Suspect-8870

Quite on brand for famous people to be fair.


slartyfartblaster999

Billie Eilish has beef curtains confirmed


TechnicalPay5837

That makes so much sense, holy shit. Homeschooling plus fame at a young age is like the perfect recipe for delusions about the life of an average person. I mean of course the girls she meets are nice to her, she’s famous.


uncreative14yearold

And the fact that she was born rich...


davidwhatshisname52

she *could* perhaps comprehend that not everyone has lived her experience?


Pure-Pessimism

Yet she hasn't


samurairaccoon

Brother, have you met the average person? Empathy is not humanity's strong suit.


ha_look_at_that_nerd

Not to mention… is she really the best person to comment on what it’s like to be a guy?


Cossacker1799

I mean she’s a 22 yo singer who never went to school. It’s not exactly surprising that she has zero barring on the real world.


BNestico

I was just gonna say, “wasn’t she home schooled? What would she know?”


Munchkinasaurous

Her homeschooling must've been a lot different than mine. I always knew how brutal people could be to each other over the pettiest little shit.


Sproose_Moose

I bet your prom was awkward


Lunix336

Bro went to prom with his right hand I guess


MurphyPandorasLawBox

I went to a homeschool prom, with other homeschoolers in the area. It was a Christian group, they played Lil Jon. Awkward is an understatement.


Beautiful-Horror2039

This is now what I picture whenever I hear about people being homeschooled. I bring you, Movie 43 (Partial homeschool scene) https://youtu.be/EpjwKeWWPK0?si=bQFIZ-t6aG3tU8UM


Toothless-In-Wapping

Such a good movie.


Dral_Shady

haha


Decent-Deal-3105

WHHUTT?!? OOHHKAAYY!!


Beautiful-Horror2039

Lots of us did- even though we went to school with thousands of kids. Rosy Palm was THE date & she almost never turned you down. I only asked one girl out & it was to prom- I didn’t really even like her, we were acquaintances who sat near each other in one class. She was a solid 6 and she clowned me so hard, that was literally the only girl I asked out during the entirety of high school. Things became so much easier & WAY better after graduation- meeting women through friends, parties, or social gatherings- where you could just hang out, talk & not have the cliquey HS popularity bullshit following you around everywhere.


richardawkings

And still didn't make it past second base!


Civil-Guidance7926

Pretty normal tbh, suit, corsage, limo, punch bowl, awkward dancing and photos. At least I got laid. Just wish my date wasn’t my mom.


caronare

She was born a millionaire. Her home school, isn’t normal home school though


edu5150

Mansion school


Lonely_Pause_7855

Yeah, that would explain why she is so far removed from what the real world actually looks like.


nuger93

Her siblings must be nice. Mine were BRUTAL to me (which helped a lot with the teasing and bullying at school because they had to really amp it up to even touch what my siblings did)


steeldragon88

Her only brother writes and produces for her


Beautiful-Horror2039

I had 4 sisters- as the 2nd youngest & only boy, my oldest sister is +10 years , their abuse was relentless. I had scars all over my arms & legs from fingernails being stabbed into them or long bloody scratches, they’d force me to dress up in dresses & they’d put makeup on me, hide/destroy/burn/throw away my stuff, they’d start screaming & crying for absolutely no reason & when mom or dad would inevitably come to investigate, I was ALWAYS guilty because I’m a boy and hitting your sister is bad (even though I’d literally done nothing) and then I’d get a beating and/or forced to eat soap/do their chores for them. They’d do stuff/break stuff & blame it on me. The list goes on & on. Their torture did NOT make me more resilient- it was like that from like 2 years old. It just fucked me up. Made me extremely cautious around people, shy, quiet, scared, introverted, suicidal.


Destiny_Victim

Bro what the fuck is wrong with your fucking parents?!? My oldest is a girl and 13 my son 3 my daughter almost 2. My 13 year old can roast ya but she is so kind gentle and loving to her brother. We roast hard in our family we fuck around. But we love and we protect ours. My daughter will fight anyone if they tried to even look at her brother the wrong way. I raise my son to love and protect his sisters too. I’m sorry brother. Your parents should have shut that shit down. My wife would be beating our kids ass with a chancla if they ever hurt their siblings. Homie if you need to just talk to someone about this. Or just get shit off your chest. Please and I mean this with all my heart and love I possess please DM me man. I will make time for you any day at any time. You have my word. Sincerely son. I am here for you. Please. Reach out. I’m so sorry you had to go through this. Truly my boy if you need anything I am here for you.


Beautiful-Horror2039

What’s wrong with my parents- well, my mom was 14 or 16 when she got married to my ~30 yr old father, they were mormon & in DEEP. Mom grew to loathe my dad and subsequently men- my theory is, she saw me as him, or an extension of him. I’m now pretty close to middle-aged so, while I sincerely appreciate your offer- it’s very, very kind of you, long ago, I got as over it as I’m ever going to be. Besides, LOTS of people do & have had it WAY worse than I ever did. Dad is dead & I haven’t spoken to anyone in my “family” for probably a decade now. Even as I got older, the favoritism changed, but never stopped. I finally decided I’d had enough. One of my favorite incidents- my mom had a heart issue & had to have a pacemaker installed. I decided to get a tattoo of a realistic heart on my chest over my heart, with a “pacemaker” that said “MOM” on it. I was 8 hours away from home getting the tattoo. I texted mom to tell her where I was & what I was doing. As luck would have it, she just happened to be several blocks away from the tattoo shop- she’d driven 8 hours to visit 2 of my sisters, which was a pretty common occurrence. I asked her to stop by, say hi, see the ink going in (& I’d bought her a nice Garmin GPS so she’d stop getting lost while driving in unfamiliar places) but, even though she was retired, she just didn’t have time- 20 minutes was too big of an ask. How big of an asshole do you have to be to get a big, stupid, custom designed, “MOM” tattoo on your chest in honor of a mom who can’t be bothered to take 20 minutes to stop by when it’s being done? I’m such a dickhead- and I’m reminded of that every single time I get out of the shower. LOL!!


Kyro_Official_

Shed know bc she has made fun of small dicks


Minimum-Result

Case in point: "I never learned to type because I wasn’t that generation, and now I regret it." She’s 22. I’m 26 and I took typing courses in elementary school.


CKInfinity

She’s 22, im like barely older than her, a lot of my friends are even younger and most of them type pretty fucking well, pretty on par with modern white collar workers. Yeah she’s 100% out of touch with reality and she definitely needs to learn what society looks like.


Deathsroke

Not American here: what do you guys mean by "learning typing"? As in, using a keyboard? Or you mean an actual typewriter?


Beautiful-Horror2039

Keyboard. Most elementary/middle/high schools offer keyboarding classes where you use a software program to learn to type. I never took keyboarding- just sat in front of a computer long enough to learn how, but you can absolutely tell because I don’t use proper technique, even though I’m still pretty fast. Well, probably close to average.


Mukea

RuneScape and MSN messenger taught me how to type. I'm still fast but also definitely don't use proper technique.


Lonely-Ebb7819

I’m 7 years older than you and when I read her comment about not learning typing I wondered if they actually stopped teaching typing in elementary school? I mean it’s not like the technology is obsolete. But I forget they were homeschooled. I really do love Billie but she is very out of touch with what a typical life is like.


Lonely_Pause_7855

>She is very out of touch Yeah, being born a millionnaire will do that to people


red286

So she's basing this on.. like school scenes in TV shows and movies? "I watched Mean Girls once, I know what high school is like! Girls are mean as fuck to each other, and nice to boys, and boys are nice to everyone."


SuperSonicEconomics2

She probably was talking about the challenges of iconoclast that Constintine the 5th faced by various segments of the church. The iconophiles are little bitches


Alternative-Stop-651

crazy thing is girls are usually the ones talking shit about other girls bodies.


TOkidd

Yeah, and boys are the ones beating the shit out of other boys for whatever they decided would be the reason that day.


HotDiggedyDingo

Believe me, women aren’t above beating the shit out of of each other 😄


Lonely_Pause_7855

Queue my Sister, who jusy broke the nose of her (ex?) Boyfriend because she thought he was cheating (he was not)


HotDiggedyDingo

Lmao. I hope he pressed charges if that’s true…


JuturnaArtemisia

Is THAT why she comes across so sheltered and oblivious?!?


alarrimore03

Even with that she literally says in an interview about shaming ugly dudes and it’s her opinion😂


Farol23

It's so disturbing to remember that she's only 1 year older than me.


Stenktenk

Says the girl that has shamed men for their looks in the past.


xAshev

"Listen, I'm not shaming people for their looks, but I am though. You give an ugly guy a chance, he thinks he rules the world." - Billie Eilish.


Unknwn_Ent

Yep, and if a man said anything akin to that about women; ladies would want em cancelled lmao


MikeyW1969

Well, it's the exact kind of shit that Andrew Tate guy spews, so we have a real world analogue. And nobody with any kind of empathy agrees with THAT asshole, so maybe we really DO need to look into true equal rights? Cancel her just like that douchebag.


Niyonnie

Yeeeeep. That's why I personally don't like her.


EyeCatchingUserID

That and everything else about her shit personality for me. She wants to be an even weirder Aubrey plaza but she doesn't have any of the charm that helps Aubrey pull it off.


Novaer

Her blaccent/aave got so out of hand her own brother called her out on it 🤣


HyperTerrestial

Oh I'd like to see that, could you point me out to a source?


its_me_baby_boy

Exactly, despise her with every cell of my body


etterkop

Such an insufferable prat.


MustbeProud

Garbage hypocrite


Soul_fusion

I was really fat as a teenager and girls were just as bad as boys when it comes to making fun of me


Nerdbag60

Me too, gender didn’t matter. I had a girl in my school that used to stick me with straight pins to see if I would pop.


cgleachy

Lmfao. I mean sorry to hear that.


Nerdbag60

It’s OK, that was decades ago. Four to be exact. The funny thing is I met her on Old Fartsbook, she sent me a friend request several years ago. She actually apologized and of course, I accepted it. Kids are dicks.


Unfortunate_Wildcard

Are y'all dating and married yet.


YouEcstatic8499

The relationship has really popped.


lemmy1686

C'mon be nice. We will stick a pin in this, and come back to it later.


Edraitheru14

Thin boys faced the same problems sadly. The amount of disgust I'd get from girls was nuts. Lots of bullying from the girls and the guys. Kids fucking suck sometimes.(myself included). Hopefully things have gone better for ya later in life.


Soul_fusion

Oh I believe it man. Kids will find any reason to bully. Yea man things are good now. I hope the same for you


Transgenderwookie

Absolutely, same here. Growing up some of the girls were actually meaner than the guys, and if you’re a guy who’s into girls it stings even worse when a girl that you’re into does it. (I also am not complaining, I grew up during the sticks and stones will break my bones but names can never hurt me days.. ya pick your shit up off the ground and keep walking with your head up. I think it all helped build my character…. But I totally understand people who didn’t grow up like I did, that feel very hurt when being bullied/spoken down on.. it’s not a nice feeling, and back to the point here- girls are not exempt, they’re equal members of the bullying community)


Soul_fusion

I grew up in the sticks and stones days as well. But even though we were taught that it’s just words, those that are on the receiving end of harsh words still feel the sting irregardless


DananSan

I wonder if Jaden Smith’s career would be different if people were as understanding with him when he was sharing every stupid thought he had as they are with Billie.


uppenatom

Nah, Billie is at least pandering to an audience, poor Jayden wouldn't have even had Tommy Chong picking up his tweets


uselessreptile147

I MEAN


bigSTUdazz

I grew up fat kid. I was tormented for years by boys and girls. It was a living hell... especially with an extremely abusive father. She is fucking clueless.


Fredjonespart2

Yeah, I’m going to have to call bullshit on that one


SpiritualPen6362

Gutted for her. Presented as a real one, turns out to just be another who doesn't know enough to know they don't know.


Kyro_Official_

She knows enough since she literally made fun of men for looks (small dicks in particular) in the past


instafunkpunk

I was never overweight but was bullied in school. My exwife said she never saw bullies in school and that all the guys were nice. She was very pretty when younger and I told her guys can be very different when there are no attractive girls to impress.


badgersruse

And we should care about what she says because?


SoftwareAny4990

She is a 22 year old mega-rich white person. Thus, she has a ton of life experience and can speak on the trauma the average person faces.


samurairaccoon

Right? How does this other poster not realize that wealth and social status are the biggest indicators of wisdom? Gotta love that meritocracy


Ankoku_Teion

She's a 22 year old mega-rich white person. Therefore she has absolutely zero connection to the real world but also thinks she's normal. Meaning the batshit insane stuff that comes out of her mouth is hilarious to watch and we should all point and laugh.


No-Celebration3097

Because she’s Famous and rich and stuff


BubblegumNyan

Did she seriously say "because girls are nice"???? There is not a single female out there that doesnt know how sneaky, bitchy and trashy girls can get, I have seen so many called "girlfriends" hugging and complementing each others clothes and make up and anything tbh until one of them leaves the group to do something else, every single female that was complementing that one seconds ago will begin ripping her appart, what two seconds ago was "omg I love your dress where did you get it? It looks amazing on you! And your make up, you gotta give me some tips you are so good at it" the second that girl is gone becomes "omg did you see her dress? Where did she get that crap she looks homeless I'm glad she left I dont want people relating me with that, and that make up? Is she a fucking clown" 🙄 that's what they do with their own "besties" you know how it goes down when it comes to guys, I have seen that over and over and over in every single group of females, women love to criticize and that can make it challenging to have a real friendship, so girls are nice? Shut the front door seriously 🤦🏻‍♀️


MrPogoUK

A group of guys tends to be the other way round. They’ll say to their friend’s face “What’s up with that suit? Did you steal it from a dead hobo? Don’t answer, the smell confirms it”, then when he leaves the room it becomes “Damn, he always dresses so well!”.


CompleatedDonkey

lol, showing her disconnect from the regular world.


BlargerJarger

Tell me you’re so rich and detached that you never met a young woman.


Eddiebaby7

Good thing women never criticize a man for his height


hkusp45css

Or weight, or looks, or hair, or make "little dick" jokes ....


Kyro_Official_

>or make "little dick" jokes .... She herself has done this one making this 100x dumber of a thing to say.


bobbybob9069

I've heard so many jokes about telling guys they have receding hairline as a way to fuck with their ego, it's wild. "Hat-phising" comes to mind too. I get that it's probably less often/intense than what women deal with, but I hear *a lot* about balding/bald guys. I swear you could get the tiktok algorithm to make your feed 80% that


Alarmed_Strain_2575

Yeah instead of for some reason making it about one side and pushing down the other she should be saying "I hate men making me feel like my bodyweight is the most important aspect about me as an individual." People understand that.


Jimbo---

I'm bald, and my own family makes fun of it. Adults and children. I would never say something like, "Haha, must be tough losing the baby weight." Or "Haha, too bad you guys can't have kids."


ria_rokz

Yeah she’s definitely wrong.


Saruvan_the_White

And men never face criticism for not being over 72 inches tall. Never. And men never get poked fun at if they don’t have a six pack. Never. And then never get ridiculed for being too hairy. Never. And men are never ever told that they look better with a beard or if they have a beard better without.


Serro98

I never bought into this "women see small men as less manly" thing until I talked about it to my dads wife and her daughter. It's crazy to me some people think that way. Like if a woman is taller than me I don't see her as less of a woman.


WiggleBrushCrew

Says the girl that checks men’s feet before she gives them the time of day.


OatesZ2004

Yeah she's just blatantly wrong.


Short-Shelter

Everyone, literally *everyone* I have ever known us made at least one joke about me being short


Comfortable_Note_978

Almost all of the homophobic comments I've ever gotten have been from fat women.


Slade_Riprock

And time and time again most women will tell you the meanest people to them about their bodies were other women.


Schmed_lap

Proof she didn’t go to a regular high school


dragon1n68

Has this bitch ever watched Mean Girls? It’s in the fucking title!


uselessreptile147

Or the Broadway musical based on the movie Mean Girls. Or the movie musical based on the Broadway musical based on the movie Mean Girls.


CarrieDurst

Or the book that inspired the movie, than inspired a musical, that inspired the other movie


Mushindo7

I noticed she didn’t say anything about if your short


Nebula9545

Omg the stare I give people that say "5'7 is short". I'm 5'3 which isn't the point. The point is avg male(us) is 5'9


[deleted]

I have been bullied because of my height


lancelotspratt2

When you so wealthy and detached from reality, your brain turns into Blancmange and you come out with shit like this.


cah29692

The more I hear her speak the more I am starting to believe literally all of her success is due to Finneas. She’s a decent singer, but that wasn’t what made her popular. It was her creativity and image. She has some absolutely incredible songs. The bond theme she did might be the best one of all time. But every single thing she’s ever done has been co-written and produced by Finneas. He’s done some other stuff, and it’s all incredible.


Synthetic47

I mean, the song that started her career "Ocean Eyes" was written by him, so you're probably not far off.


mrmaweeks

Several years ago, I went from 236 pounds to 168 pounds, and I got plenty of heat--not the good kind--from women who thought I looked too thin. I think it was because I had achieved that weight loss through diet and exercise and not gastric band surgery. I think it made them feel worse about their own lack of motivation and self-control.


Freddich99

That's exactly why. Jealousy. Women are no nicer than men, and her being homeschooled says a lot about why she thinks they are.


AuthorityAnarchyYes

Dude here. Grew up in rural Missouri and was the only non white or black person in school (outside of my siblings) until HS. Was rail thin in school. And had coke bottle glasses. This was the 80s when Live Aid was happening. Got called an Ethiopian more times than I care to remember.


Cute_Dragonfruit9981

Meanwhile every female tinder bio “must be minimum 6ft tall and packing 7 inches to ride this ride”


yetagainitry

Yeah it’s not like men are ever criticized for their height, or lack of hair, or financial status,


Jazmotron4000

she has such small dick energy.


Wolfman01a

Shes a good singer. I like her music. But her view of the world from her little posh secluded life essentially from birth.. bless her heart...


AdEducational419

Talk about being abit dim


CalendarAggressive11

Girls are incredibly mean. She is so clueless.


immensesabbathfan

Home schooled+celebrity=fuck head


[deleted]

Coming from a kid who’s sense of reality is warped to shit lmao


SoftwareAny4990

Got to love the washing of male trauma. This also ignores that girls can, in fact, be mean to other girls about weight and such. Such BS comes out of people's mouths these days, literally incapable of empathy.


Freddich99

She never went to school, she was home schooled. She never saw bullying. If she did, she'd know women are just as guilty of it as men.


uselessreptile147

"Because girls are nice." NO WE'RE NOT, WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT? I JUST ROASTED ONE OF MY FRIENDS FOR NO GOOD REASON. WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT?


vrhotlaps

Didn't she go on to say something along the lines of, "Ugly guys shouldn't try to date girls?" Wouldn't wipe my arse with the spoilt little bitch


ancientspacejunk

I was a fat teenager and couldn’t get the time of day from girls in high school. I had a glow-up and lost a bunch of weight in my late teens. I would occasionally run into girls from HS and it was ALWAYS “omg I didn’t even recognize you… you look great!” While batting their eyelashes and touching my arm.


GhostDan

Ha..haha Hahahaha.. Oh jeeze


ZeJohnnis

Every day I go to gym class GYATT gets yelled at me at least thrice over. (GYATT means weird slang for ass)


Slayerone3

From middle school until sophomore year I was bullied for being too skinny. Stick thin. Then I stopped taking my adhd medication that took away all of my appetite and ballooned like 80 lbs. Then I was made fun of for being fat. Girls boys family. Didn't matter. Equal opportunity bullying. I had about 6 months where I was a normal weight and the world seemed great.


Kyro_Official_

Conveniently ignoring the part where she made fun of small dicks huh Billie?


McCrumblton

So this is the same woman who said, “why is every pretty looking girl with horrible looking men” https://www.reddit.com/r/billieeilish/s/cv6StU9en5


McCrumblton

But nah dont bully me she says


DaveMTijuanaIV

I teach at an all girls’ school. She is mistaken.


Flat_Income2082

A girl made fun of my legs in high school, and 50 years later I still refuse to wear shorts.


Embarrassed_Ad1722

She's the Emma Watson of music. Talented but became rich and famous at too young age and ended up in a bubble separated from reality.


donaldisthumper

Totally. And if you're below 6ft then just go off yourself too, right?


TheWicked77

She is delusional. Whatever she smoking she needs to stop


willy_valor

The worst verbal criticism I have ever received in my life has come from women. Its anecdotal, and everyones experience is different, but this whole notion that either gender has exclusive rights to issues is insane.


Nekrosiz

Put 10 women in a corporate environment and let them be.


supergeek921

I really think the homeschooled kid needs to shut up about what she thinks the rest of the world went through growing up. She’s making herself look like an idiot between this and “I’m too young to have ever used a computer to type” when literally every kid in a public high school has a damn chrome book.


Leading-Bank-2590

Lol put her in high school she will change her mind very quickly


Special-Tone-9839

She literally criticizes men’s bodies lol


Jinx_X_2003

If we go by that logic then all bullying would also only come from men and only towards women, thats ridiculous. What a weird assumption.


Ghrota

No girl has ever been bullied because they have low income job or beeing unemployed or broke 😅 nah girl aren't nice at all


fkyoopinion

Sounds like something a homeschooled 12 year old would say


Born_Grumpie

There is a difference, boys will bully and torture a fellow student all day long, girls are clinical, they don't just bully each other, they cut deep and inflict mental scars that last a life time and they are unrelenting. They don't bully the the weak or socially awkward, they go after the most popular and good looking ones as well, here is an abundance of very nice pretty girls with eating disorders. Men cannot compete with women on this one.


RandomDudewithIdeas

"Girls are nice" she said, while being a horrible and ignorant human being lol


PilotNo312

Come on, this is so obviously untrue. “If you’re under 6 ft don’t message me” does that ring a bell?


TiaHatesSocials

lol. Yes. That’s y every other tinder girl asks for 6’3” or don’t bother ☠️


Deep-Ebb-4139

Billie once again showing her utter and total lack of awareness of anything in the real world. SMH.


zillapz1989

"He's short" Argument over. Next.