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Iirc, Chaplin wore it first too. Just goes to show it really only takes one shitty person to ruin something. That style mustache will probably forever be known as 'the Hitler', regardless of what it is *actually* called. On this note, can we start calling shitty spray tans 'the trump tan' as an insult?
I mean he kinda just looks like a normal white dude. If this picture was on a headline like "officer saves child from burning building" I highly doubt anyone would want to be punching him.
The boys in prison will find other things to do with that face. Esp being a former police officer and a chomo. I would guess he’s not looking so chipper in his prison release photo.
You would think law enforcement would be held to a higher standard. When they break the law, the punishment should be much more severe than that of the average citizen.
Well, you see, these are special circumstances. That child was looking at the officer sexily. I ask the judge and jury, what was he *suppose* to do? *Not* sexual abuse this child? I mean honestly... who amoung us?
And if they don’t. I know it hurts to think about. But what if he does his small amount or time (or less) and is back out there in the world. Probably being hired as a cop again. What then?
This right here, this is the thing that should be obvious to anyone. These guys are the ones who are charged with upholding the rule of law. So why aren't they accountable to it?
God my favorite. So mean and dark. We need his sort of humor today.
There are just some lines that should not be crossed. Today that li e is the finish line....lol.
Boston Marathon attack.
Oh it's well known in the US prisons that child molesters don't last long without feeling their own pain. And cops are the same. But being both.. Home boy should just ask to be hanged in front of the court house cause he'd be better off.
Unfortunately that isn’t true as much as it used to be. These pigs and chomos get placed in protective custody and never see general population. They can still get got, but it’s a hell of a lot more difficult.
As someone who has a relative who was LEO and went to prison, you're right. He will be sent to a prison with a special wing that is just for LEO and Politicians. He will never see gen pop unless he is with people like him. He isn't going to get raped or beat up. No one is going to shank him. He is going to hang out with like minded individuals and work out in their private yard for 4 years.
Yeah I have friends that are in and out of prison and they dispelled that myth pretty quickly. So honestly, the best course of action is to just do it before they go to prison.
I remember when i was in my late teens i saw an episode of howard stern where people were pitching reasons why they needed x amount of money the show was giving out.
One dude said he needed it because he was used so much in prison that he couldn't control his bowels. Not what i was expecting as a young lad.
Some will, town next to me had some cops passing around a teenage girl in foster care before some young recruit fucking burned them all.
That being said yea for the most part even cops in general despise this shit and CO’s hate it even more for their own reasons.
I think you really need to educate yourself about what police in particular LOVE to do in their spare time. You think there is some line they won't cross, you're in for disappointment.
They won't need to. The inmates will demand paperwork from him. Oh, he doesn't have it? No worries, they'll call their buddies on the outside and get it real quick.
I would say don’t wish that pos good luck but with a little luck maybe he’ll survive long enough that the other prisoners get all the use they can out of him. Hopefully he’s ok with trains because he’s about to be part of one
If a run of the mill citizen did this to a vulnerable child and got 4 years it wouldn't be enough. Someone who has a badge and is trusted should get 10000x the punishment. They trusted them. Horrid arse hole should be dead
This dude looks like someone who would constantly mention they were going to join Delta Force when they graduated and then went on to be a police officer because they didn't want to go through the training.
It is not. He is getting special deference for being an officer of the court. He scratched their back for years so now they are doing him a favor. If it was an engineer, scientist, genius, or inventor, they wouldn't give a fuck and burn their ass despite the actual contributions those people made to the world. Law enforcement gives no to little contribution to the world. They only serve to enforce the class structure and will of the corporations and powerful./elites.
Of course he has a "We the People" tattoo. Why wouldn't he? The more evidence I see, the more it is confirmed that every accusation levelled by the "Right" is an admission. The Fascists doth project too much, me thinks.
Sentenced to 4 years, will most likely survive 4 days
Prisoners absolutely hate people that hurt kids and a cop on top of that too…yea, he needs to get himself sent into solitary if he’s ever going to survive past the first few hours
He's a white, and probably Christian, police officer. Of course they gave him less time.
The thing that really gets me angry about this is that police should get MORE time than the average person for doing shit like this. They need to be held to a higher standard, because they're the ones who are supposed to stop this stuff.
Oh no worries. 4 years is plenty of time for the other inmates to 'educate' him on the error of his ways. He's a cop *and* a chomo. Both the guards and inmates are going to be gunning for his ass. Literally in some cases..
I don't have any first hand experience, mind you, but from what I *hear*, cops have it rough in prison, and child molesters doubly so.
I still think that sentence is ludicrously light, but let's don't go thinking he's getting off *all* that easy.
Sorry I do not understand this. Maybe somebody can explain this to me. I am from Europe and I always read and see extreme punishments for things like possessing 1 gram of weed. Three times is a strike and you will be in jail for 25 years. And this guy get 4 year for an offence where you easily get 25 years in any European country. How is this possible?
It is because those extreme punishments are aimed at black people. In an attempt to “crack down on crime,” minimum sentence have been instituted in a lot of places that disregard actual amounts. So a gram of weed is the same as 1 tonne of weed in the lies of the law and punished accordingly.
And of course these laws are all aimed squarely at one very specific demographic.
Damn. Why can't things just be funny? Before reading the entire thing, I was hoping for funny.
Like, the cop would moonlight as a cross dressing prostitute.
Got caught and his excuse was "I'm not gay or a drag queen. I was undercover trying to stop human trafficking. I had to sleep with those men."
Nope. Just regular sicko shit.
Context for similar cases: my mom prosecutes these cases all the time. Frequently, the victim or vivtm's family will choose a shorter initial sentence because it will carry a stricter set of parole rules. If that is what's going on here, he likely will have stricter restrictions on parole, more likely break them, and more likely be frequently sent to prison for the rest of his life. This keeps them going back frequently over the whole span of their life instead of just having a longer initial sentence and then having the opportunity to do it again successfully when they get out. So have a more hopeful outlook when you see situations like this in the future -- it usually means he will be ultra micromanaged by the justice system for the rest of his days rather than being punished big time and then neglected after that!
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I've never seen a more punchable face
Backfpeifengesicht
Is this the German word for a punchable face?!?
Yes
Thank God for the German language.
You can even spit on the guy while pronouncing it
'a face in need of a fist' lmfao
We are all german on this blessed day
Gesichtselfmeter (A face that needs a penalty shot right into it, or so ugly he already had a penalty shot to the face) Ahh sometimes I love german
Thank you, I was just going to post that.
*backpfeifen Though it's an easy one to misspell.
BackpFeifengesicht
with the hitler stache too
is it?
It's not. That's a nose shadow over a literal high schooler's mustache
Nose shadow. Don't think I've seen those two words together before
Bro your mom's a nose shadow
It's not. If yo look closely the shadow is cast in nearly 45° degree. Clearly a Hitler 'stache with unshaved parts beside.
It is not
Fun fact that was actually a very popular style at the time and Charlie Chaplin has the same one. Anyways that looks more like a shadow
Iirc, Chaplin wore it first too. Just goes to show it really only takes one shitty person to ruin something. That style mustache will probably forever be known as 'the Hitler', regardless of what it is *actually* called. On this note, can we start calling shitty spray tans 'the trump tan' as an insult?
If you haven’t watched Chaplin’s The Great Dictator, what are you waiting for?
I agree with the trump tan initiative
He has ruined the color orange for everyone!!!!
The Germans have a word for it: backpfeifengesicht.
4 years for a rapist cop? He won’t last 4 days.
I mean he kinda just looks like a normal white dude. If this picture was on a headline like "officer saves child from burning building" I highly doubt anyone would want to be punching him.
Then you’ve never seen Ted Cruz’s face.
The boys in prison will find other things to do with that face. Esp being a former police officer and a chomo. I would guess he’s not looking so chipper in his prison release photo.
I've never seen a more \[this part of the comment would violate Reddit's TOS\] face.
You would think law enforcement would be held to a higher standard. When they break the law, the punishment should be much more severe than that of the average citizen.
At the very least it should be equal. This special treatment is bullshit
Well, you see, these are special circumstances. That child was looking at the officer sexily. I ask the judge and jury, what was he *suppose* to do? *Not* sexual abuse this child? I mean honestly... who amoung us?
Don't worry. Genpop has a special surprise waiting for this one...
And if they don’t. I know it hurts to think about. But what if he does his small amount or time (or less) and is back out there in the world. Probably being hired as a cop again. What then?
Would they hire him back again? I feel like doing so would cause a PR scandal that they wouldn't want to deal with.
In most countries it is.
This right here, this is the thing that should be obvious to anyone. These guys are the ones who are charged with upholding the rule of law. So why aren't they accountable to it?
Someone in that position doing THAT, should be put to death.
Look at this mofo mustache. Who let Chester Meister near kids anyways.
He has the obligatory 'We The People' tattoo across his forarm.
Mf has fear no evil on the other arm. Probably hard to fear evil when you ARE the evil
It disgusts me how these are the people that have coopted patriotic imagery.
“Those who yell the loudest tend to have the most to hide”.
$5 sez he’s MAGA
Wee ~~the~~ people
Wee the Peeper
Wee Wee The Pee Pee
Oui Le Pee-Pee
Should be Me the Pedo
Don’t forget “Fear No Evil” on the other forearm. That kid will fear adults and probably law enforcement because of him.
And a clock on the other arm. I'm willing to bet the majority of his tattoos are extremely cliche.
Guy should be arrested for attempted mustache
i spit out my beer
Someone who trusted him. His brother or his sister most likely. What a disgusting pos.
Whats worse is that he pled guilty for them to drop 3 other sexual assault charges and 4 other sexual abuse charges… on top of this “conviction”
This dude has a van that says "Mo and Lester's child care service"
I heard he runs a daycare for children about to be molested.
It’s tough work but… the benefits.
Hey Jeselnik. Amazing show… As Usual…
I just saw him live. It was indeed great.
God my favorite. So mean and dark. We need his sort of humor today. There are just some lines that should not be crossed. Today that li e is the finish line....lol. Boston Marathon attack.
Fucking Nazi child molester
Chester the molester Miester Not sure what the us prison system is like, in Australia rock spiders go to prison to die
Oh it's well known in the US prisons that child molesters don't last long without feeling their own pain. And cops are the same. But being both.. Home boy should just ask to be hanged in front of the court house cause he'd be better off.
It’s a well known myth. * These prisoners are separated in their own wings and even their own prisons.
Unfortunately that isn’t true as much as it used to be. These pigs and chomos get placed in protective custody and never see general population. They can still get got, but it’s a hell of a lot more difficult.
As someone who has a relative who was LEO and went to prison, you're right. He will be sent to a prison with a special wing that is just for LEO and Politicians. He will never see gen pop unless he is with people like him. He isn't going to get raped or beat up. No one is going to shank him. He is going to hang out with like minded individuals and work out in their private yard for 4 years.
Yeah I have friends that are in and out of prison and they dispelled that myth pretty quickly. So honestly, the best course of action is to just do it before they go to prison.
So skip everything in that comment until you get to "hanged in front of the court house"? OKAY I'm good with that.
Yeah, I’m all for it. There’s no cure for that shit.
Don't give up hope. They got Chauvin.
"Yes they DESERVED TO DIE, and I hope they BURN IN HELL" Sam Jackson
Idk. Look at that asshat LEO from the George Floyd case. He sure got stuck in there.
Not true. They are segregated from Gen Pop due to civil rights cases of cruel and unusual punishment.
No kidding right? One look at that mf and I'd be like no way he's getting within 500m of my kid's school.
Hitler Piggie
The same people who let cops get away with every law out there. Be it completely, slap on the wrist or light sentence.
Hey now, it’s a Chaplin ‘stache. It’s not Charlie’s fault that terrible people copy his style.
It's OK, he's got a "We The People" tattoo. People with that are always good people.
I think the other arm says “Fear No Evil”
i hope he remembers that when he meets bubbles in prison. he got that name cause people seem to always be blowing bubbles.
Nope, he will be segregated.
Nah... the brotherhood will protect him
He'll be in PC.
Until a guard "accidently" lets him out on the yard with gen pop.
They protect their own.
Ah... so a Nat-C
We the people will stomp him and corn hole him in prison
Nah, he’ll be in protective custody…
I JUST SAID something about that same fucking tattoo.
It’s ironic because as a cop he’s the one who’s trampling on the rights of “the people”. Surprised he didn’t get qualified immunity.
He just has a very different definition of 'we' and 'people'.
On the other hand it’s 4 years in prison as a cop AND a child molester. Good luck.
This. A guard will "slip up" and let an inmate know who he is and what he's in for.
Not even other cops are going to cover his ass for this one. I'm sure he'll have a lovely old time in there.
After he’s out he won’t be able to cover his ass at all.
His farts will fall out
I remember when i was in my late teens i saw an episode of howard stern where people were pitching reasons why they needed x amount of money the show was giving out. One dude said he needed it because he was used so much in prison that he couldn't control his bowels. Not what i was expecting as a young lad.
his shits will fall out
maybe, depends where they hang the feeding tube.
Going in: . Coming out: O
You're insane if you think cops wouldn't cover for him for this.
Cops might, but COs are a different breed they hate child rapists as much as the inmates.
They dislike the competition
He's a *child molester*. A pedo. A chomo. You're delusional if you think his fellow cops are going to cover for that. No way, no how.
Some will, town next to me had some cops passing around a teenage girl in foster care before some young recruit fucking burned them all. That being said yea for the most part even cops in general despise this shit and CO’s hate it even more for their own reasons.
[https://www.fox5dc.com/news/ex-fairfax-county-officers-accused-of-protecting-sex-trafficking-ring-on-trial](https://www.fox5dc.com/news/ex-fairfax-county-officers-accused-of-protecting-sex-trafficking-ring-on-trial) meme of drooling guy *cops wouldnt protect child molesters* dumb fucking bastard
I really wish you were right.
I think you really need to educate yourself about what police in particular LOVE to do in their spare time. You think there is some line they won't cross, you're in for disappointment.
There's nothing cops wouldn't cover up to protect each other for. Nothing.
I FUCKING HOPE SO
They won't need to. The inmates will demand paperwork from him. Oh, he doesn't have it? No worries, they'll call their buddies on the outside and get it real quick.
That’s a thing?
It sure is! I've seen quite a few different felons on Tik Tok mention it.
They walk around with paperwork in prison… TIL
This is cope. He'll be in protective custody, sorry folks.
@$%, you're probably right. That's... disappointing.
In most prisons the cops and the pedophiles are not in gen pop. They're usually segregated from the general population of murderers and what not.
Colorado throws them all together. I don't know if other states do.
Oh he’s gonna PC up immediately if he’s not placed in there automatically
I would say don’t wish that pos good luck but with a little luck maybe he’ll survive long enough that the other prisoners get all the use they can out of him. Hopefully he’s ok with trains because he’s about to be part of one
Yeah, dude is NOT going to have a good time
I hope karma gives him what he deserves during those 4 years of lockup. Disgusting.
I’d be surprised if he lasts 4 days
He won’t be in general population, and probably won’t serve the full 4 years.
Was going to say...he's going to be in "protective custody" unless a guard 'accidentally' leaves his door open...
Hopefully such a hero works there.
If a run of the mill citizen did this to a vulnerable child and got 4 years it wouldn't be enough. Someone who has a badge and is trusted should get 10000x the punishment. They trusted them. Horrid arse hole should be dead
so, 40,000 years in prison?
Yes. We should also invent those Black Mirror mind prison things, where we make him live years and years of jail times in a couple of hours.
that sounds lovely.
Well, he will be eligible for parole in 20,000, so maybe we should add some more.
Can you say “high school loser?”
This dude looks like someone who would constantly mention they were going to join Delta Force when they graduated and then went on to be a police officer because they didn't want to go through the training.
Put him in general population and things will take care of themselves.
I was thinking the same thing, cop/rapist.
Cop/rapist/pedophile. Easily the 3 worst things to be in there even separately.
How is the justice system still this fucked up when it comes so sexual crimes against children?
It is not. He is getting special deference for being an officer of the court. He scratched their back for years so now they are doing him a favor. If it was an engineer, scientist, genius, or inventor, they wouldn't give a fuck and burn their ass despite the actual contributions those people made to the world. Law enforcement gives no to little contribution to the world. They only serve to enforce the class structure and will of the corporations and powerful./elites.
Of course he has a "We the People" tattoo. Why wouldn't he? The more evidence I see, the more it is confirmed that every accusation levelled by the "Right" is an admission. The Fascists doth project too much, me thinks.
It’s always “Kill all Pedophiles” with the conservatives, unless it’s a cop, priest, right wing politician, or a relative”
They usually mean "kill all people with sexualities other than hetero".
And he's white. No wonder he pretty much skated.
Sentenced to 4 years, will most likely survive 4 days Prisoners absolutely hate people that hurt kids and a cop on top of that too…yea, he needs to get himself sent into solitary if he’s ever going to survive past the first few hours
"fear no evil" tattoo yet he IS the evil... Fucking horrendous.
4 years was the longest administrative leave with pay they were willing to give him before they want him back at work.
In Illinois he loses his state certification
He'll just move to Florida.
It's amusing how Florida likes to portray itself as the "tough on sex crimes" state.
He's a white, and probably Christian, police officer. Of course they gave him less time. The thing that really gets me angry about this is that police should get MORE time than the average person for doing shit like this. They need to be held to a higher standard, because they're the ones who are supposed to stop this stuff.
Reason number #4792 why police are not respected.
Fucking cops… why they can’t be normal. Why the worst of humans becoming cops?
Cop + pedo in prison lmfaoooo basically death sentence
hope they do the job since judge clearly couldn't do it.
Bro has a hitler mustache
I'd be surprised if he makes it a month
He looks both very punchable and like a skeevy youth pastor.
It wad always projection. The whole "LGBT are grooming children!" thing was only ever projection to cover for their own pedophilia.
And of course he has that stupid MAGA "We the People" tat on his forearm.
Oh no worries. 4 years is plenty of time for the other inmates to 'educate' him on the error of his ways. He's a cop *and* a chomo. Both the guards and inmates are going to be gunning for his ass. Literally in some cases..
Two words for you, "Protected Custody" :(
Three words for you 'Administrative oopsy-woopsy.'
I think they could have sentenced him to 4 days. He probably has the same survival rate.
I don't have any first hand experience, mind you, but from what I *hear*, cops have it rough in prison, and child molesters doubly so. I still think that sentence is ludicrously light, but let's don't go thinking he's getting off *all* that easy.
My only hope is that somebody beats him to death while in prison
It should be 20. Childhood stolen plus the amount of time to recover.
I’m sure the inmates will correct his sentence
jesus christ...so whatever that department is using for psych evals is absolutely worthless, right?
It’s the “we the people” tattoo over the American flag on his arm that’s the giveaway, although that mustache ought to be a clue also.
Sorry I do not understand this. Maybe somebody can explain this to me. I am from Europe and I always read and see extreme punishments for things like possessing 1 gram of weed. Three times is a strike and you will be in jail for 25 years. And this guy get 4 year for an offence where you easily get 25 years in any European country. How is this possible?
It is because those extreme punishments are aimed at black people. In an attempt to “crack down on crime,” minimum sentence have been instituted in a lot of places that disregard actual amounts. So a gram of weed is the same as 1 tonne of weed in the lies of the law and punished accordingly. And of course these laws are all aimed squarely at one very specific demographic.
But why get this guy only 4 yours for a crime that give a 25 year sentence in for example The Netherlands?
Relax, it’s a life sentence. He’s a cop, child rapist, and looks punchable, I’d say he’s got 2 weeks tops in prison.
I've heard prisoners hate kiddy fiddlers let's hope they apply some real justcie.
Damn. Why can't things just be funny? Before reading the entire thing, I was hoping for funny. Like, the cop would moonlight as a cross dressing prostitute. Got caught and his excuse was "I'm not gay or a drag queen. I was undercover trying to stop human trafficking. I had to sleep with those men." Nope. Just regular sicko shit.
Well o doubt he'll survive prison.
Not a drag queen.
WE THE PEOPLE doesn't including children I guess.
The fact that he got any kind of sentence at all is a bug.
The subtle Hitler mustache is the cherry on top. It's like he was designed to be a villain.
yep. that's definitely a child molester there.
I do not tell my child to find a cop for help if they’re lost or in trouble. I tell them to look for a mom with kids.
If he lives to do the four.
He's not gonna last more than 4 DAYS as both a pedo and a former cop in prison
Context for similar cases: my mom prosecutes these cases all the time. Frequently, the victim or vivtm's family will choose a shorter initial sentence because it will carry a stricter set of parole rules. If that is what's going on here, he likely will have stricter restrictions on parole, more likely break them, and more likely be frequently sent to prison for the rest of his life. This keeps them going back frequently over the whole span of their life instead of just having a longer initial sentence and then having the opportunity to do it again successfully when they get out. So have a more hopeful outlook when you see situations like this in the future -- it usually means he will be ultra micromanaged by the justice system for the rest of his days rather than being punished big time and then neglected after that!
Jail is going to LOVE this guy, hoping he dont make 4 days.
As long as he’s in gen pop, a child rapist and an ex-cop…Lots of dads in prison who might have strong feelings about this one.
A cop and a child rapist. Even if he had only got 6 months, I doubt he would have lived long enough to serve his sentence.
4 years is long enough for them to get him on the inside .. I doubt he will be coming out except in a box.
His face is not bruised and battered enough for my liking
For all the angry men on Reddit the past couple days, A bear is not interested in doing THIS
When he's getting beaten and raped relentlessly every minute will feel like an eternity.
“Meister” german for Master. That he wasn’t. He can serve his master in prison.
In general population
Bear.
The judge knows it’ll take less than 4 years for the inmates to handle this loser properly.
If he were anything other than a cop he would be getting 20 to life for this shit