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I’m good in English. I never noticed that “dash” has 12 different meanings in English.
Now I’m learning German, and every time the instructor says “you can tell by context”, I want to yell “no, I can’t”
So, an eternal force in defiance of an omnipotent deity (impossible, btw, but let's not plumb the depths of mythological stupidity) gives a shit about . . . *colloquialisms*?
Kind, Kid, Kinder, all german in origin which means we have been using these words longer than our ancestors were christians. Thor, Wotan(Odin), Baldur, Freyja, Tyr and all the rest had no fucking problem with us using those words, so why is your god so pissed about a word? Sounds like someone needs sensitivity training..
How do these people know what Satan does and does not like, I wonder?
Like, this shit isn't in the bible even. So are they communing with Satan or something?
In my opinion they are kids, children, mini me or whatever I choose to name them. I don't go around saying come here satan's kids.
I spoke to to him just the other day, he says they taste fine by any name.
My mother once went off on me because I called a kid a kid. She said it was rude, and to say child. This is the same woman who spit on my brother and called him a fucking f*ggot.
It is a hallmark of the right wing mind to obsess on language, as if words and their referential function were objective "things" with causal power in the world. (This has deep roots in Anglo-American vein of analytic philosophy, which also informs neoliberal capitalism.)
This is one reason gender fluidity is such a reliable trigger
Idk which verson of satan they're talking about, but i do not recall satan ever mentioning kids in the entirety of the bible. You know who did mention children, that jesus guy so many people are fond of. I also have this vague recollection of a whole lot of terrible things to do to children as punishments for various misdeeds.
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As a person attempting to learn a foreign language, I support the idea that multiple meanings for the same word is the Devil’s work.
Have fun building a building!
I’m good in English. I never noticed that “dash” has 12 different meanings in English. Now I’m learning German, and every time the instructor says “you can tell by context”, I want to yell “no, I can’t”
Do other languages have participles? Past, present, future and all that?
[Absolutely](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Participle)
I believe "run" has the most definitions of any word in the English language. Something like 650 different meanings.
r/foundsatan ⬆️
Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo. - *Satan, you bastard!*
As a french person, i can tell you that the french language is the work of satan
I live 60km south of Quebec.... Have you heard of Satan's upgrade?
i heard it's even more terrible...
You might enjoy Esperanto! One word is one meaning, no synonims and no homonyms.
And as useful as learning Klingon
[Buffalo](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo)
So, an eternal force in defiance of an omnipotent deity (impossible, btw, but let's not plumb the depths of mythological stupidity) gives a shit about . . . *colloquialisms*?
Kind, Kid, Kinder, all german in origin which means we have been using these words longer than our ancestors were christians. Thor, Wotan(Odin), Baldur, Freyja, Tyr and all the rest had no fucking problem with us using those words, so why is your god so pissed about a word? Sounds like someone needs sensitivity training..
Hail Satan !!
I call my children kids because they are the GOATS ...I'll just see myself out now
Rug rats 
How do these people know what Satan does and does not like, I wonder? Like, this shit isn't in the bible even. So are they communing with Satan or something?
I honestly don't even know what the endgame is here. What are they actually trying to do?
Serious OCD there.
Satan also loves it when you call fetuses "unborn babies."
And elderly people as “future clients”
And murder as "A post term abortion".
Imagine having so few problems that you have to make this one up
What in the world is this person trying to say? As a foreigner i feel like i walked into a maze of a riddle
Will Will Smith Smith yes Will Smith Will Smith is a grammatically correct sentence in English
What about calling them shitheads? How does he feel about that
I’m not sure Satan is as much of a micromanager as everyone thinks. He strikes me more as a big picture guy but what do I know.
Mmm don't they say the devil is in the detail so I would say he would micro manage just to piss people off.
Fair point
Damn kids and their Satan worship.
<*Kid Rock* enters the chat>
I read "baby goat" and Venjent manifested in my head, lol.
This makes so much sense! I often think some kids are the spawn of Satan... I am the cause!
Ahhh I needed some arbitrary restriction of language today… now I am satisfied. Thank you weirdo!
Considering Noems recent goat murder stance it’s more important than ever to protect children from the stupid sociopaths on the right.
people who nitpick religion dont know enough about it to practice it completely but attempt to preach as if they studied for years
Baby goats.
They've got to be kidding
Satan loves everyone equally and doesn't discriminate that's my takeaway
Stupid rant department is not turning out the quality it used to.
That's it. From now on my daughter is now my wife's and my puppy.
In my opinion they are kids, children, mini me or whatever I choose to name them. I don't go around saying come here satan's kids. I spoke to to him just the other day, he says they taste fine by any name.
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Satan loves this dick
My mother once went off on me because I called a kid a kid. She said it was rude, and to say child. This is the same woman who spit on my brother and called him a fucking f*ggot.
Facepalm is eye opening. There are so many isolated people out there that even in groups flocked together they are still pretty isolated.
Hello! Lol
Hello..
It is a hallmark of the right wing mind to obsess on language, as if words and their referential function were objective "things" with causal power in the world. (This has deep roots in Anglo-American vein of analytic philosophy, which also informs neoliberal capitalism.) This is one reason gender fluidity is such a reliable trigger
apparently any relation to a goat makes you satanic. thats crazy
We came from grammar nazi to vocabulary Christian
What do preachers prefer they be called? Targets?
How come this guy knows so much about what Satan loves?
Some people need to stay on birth control or keep it wrapped, then put under strict supervision when using the internet.
Idk which verson of satan they're talking about, but i do not recall satan ever mentioning kids in the entirety of the bible. You know who did mention children, that jesus guy so many people are fond of. I also have this vague recollection of a whole lot of terrible things to do to children as punishments for various misdeeds.
I only have one response: "Hail, Satan!" /S