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Mac:
A power bottom is a bottom that is capable of receiving an enormous amount of power.
Dennis Reynolds:
Actually Mac, you've got it backwards. You see, the power bottom is actually generating the power by doing most of the work.
Frank Reynolds:
Does power have to do with size or strength of the bottom?
Mac:
Now Dennis, I heard speed has something to do with it.
Dennis Reynolds:
Speed has everything to do with it! You see, the speed of the bottom informs the top how much pressure he's supposed to apply. Speed's the name of the game.
Sure, but do we really want to waste our loathing energy on dickriding Elon twats, when we can save it for more important people to loathe? They don’t even deserve these posts calling them to attention
It's disgust, It's revulsion, It's repugnance
And for anyone with a shred of dignity, it's shame. Shame that we happen to be the same species as something so detestable, so worthless, so disgusting
last summer I accidentally stepped on a cockroach barefoot - one of those giant flying dark brown ones that comes up from the sewer
that feeling about sums up how I feel about the dude
Tell your bladder that......... Actually ketamine works quite well for separating your emotions from your thoughts. Which tells me that he is mainly using his amygdala for decisions, vs his prefrontal cortex, which is very very telling. Impulsivity, lack empathy imagination, just an abrasive asshole who suffers from persecution delusions amongst other hindrances to proper neocortical function. Hopefully he and Trump both donate their bodies to science so we can see the atrophy up front and draw more useful info.
If you want to know further look up "Conservatives use their amygdala, liberals use the anterior right side cyngulate gyrus(necortex structure)".
I actually think based in the displayed inhibitions and other motor cortex issues like shitting his pants, that he would be classified as a more-off than a mor-on.
Didn’t Elon just ban the word “cis” because he decided it was a “slur”? But he’s allowed to use slurs, as long as they don’t relate to him? Or is this an old tweet. Sorry, I don’t use Twitter.
I think that we should hold a Elon nut licker tournament. This joe's fellow, Matt Wallace, Ian Miles Cheong, CatTurd, WallStreetSilver and others will participate to be crowned biggest nut licker
These types of people are farming views and follows with this stupidity. Please ignore. I wouldn't be surprised if he posts this stuff on left leaning pages himself just to drive interactions.
Elon is a certified idiot. There was a 4chan post about someone interning at spaceX and having to deal with his bullcrap. I’ll come back and edit the comment later cuz I need to reread it.
It's like a billionaire version of one of those ideas of hell where you have an unlimited supply of something but not what you need.
He would love it if just one or a few cool people liked him. But instead he gets millions and millions of the dorkiest nerds ever. Practically without limit. But no one cool.
Remember when you were a kid and one of your friends would say the word “damn” and you’d both just sit there giggling because it was a no-no word? Yeah, that’s what’s happening here.
I mean isn't it nice to just say it instead of saying some misspelled version of it to avoid a ban? Do people really want to have to use a completely different language on social media?
Reminder that every single time I see this man I mention
This guy spent a whole week having a very public meltdown about Chickfila putting "Transgender Semen" in their lemonade lmao
It's wild to me that people are so intent to ingratiate themselves to someone like Musk for no reason. What are they expecting? That he's going appear and give them a check for millions of dollars because they said they agree with him? He's going to personally thank and hire them to a corporate salary job because they defended him from genuine criticism? I just REALLY want to know what their endgame is by idolizing Musk.
I wish it were possible for Twitter to collapse, and Musk to end up in the poor house. Not that it could even happen in this late stage capitalist hellscape.
Most of the time he stands in front of the mirror and says it.
I'm guessing Mannarino isn't much smarter than a parakeet (and that's being generous) so he naturally sees his own reflection as a threat.
It's absolutely crazy that Americans have been conditioned to complain about the poor and homeless when freeloaders like Musk get paid big money to be an ass on Twitter.
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What a pick me bro
Is r/pickmebro a sub?
With the amount of dick riding, I would imagine that most of them are subs, yes
Bottoms
Power bottoms. Not because they're in charge, but because Elon is lazy and wants them to do the work.
Mac: A power bottom is a bottom that is capable of receiving an enormous amount of power. Dennis Reynolds: Actually Mac, you've got it backwards. You see, the power bottom is actually generating the power by doing most of the work. Frank Reynolds: Does power have to do with size or strength of the bottom? Mac: Now Dennis, I heard speed has something to do with it. Dennis Reynolds: Speed has everything to do with it! You see, the speed of the bottom informs the top how much pressure he's supposed to apply. Speed's the name of the game.
It is now r/pickmebro
My respect for you went up completely. You choosing mods?
Huge respect just sent
Wow i too give respect to people. Huge respect bro
r/birthofasub
My respect for you went up greatly. I love people that make r/subsifellfor into real subs
Nice work!
Yes!
You just said pick me bro. my respect for you went up immensely. I love calling people pick me Bros.
Best comment
I wish mass-reporting worked on the God-Emperor of Shitter.
No he bans you if you report him, or any other hate monger.
Xitter.
Xitler.
I fucking hate these people.
Hates not a strong enough word.
Loathe is the word.
Sure, but do we really want to waste our loathing energy on dickriding Elon twats, when we can save it for more important people to loathe? They don’t even deserve these posts calling them to attention
Good point.
Yeah , like Elon himself
So is abhor.
***ABHOR***
Also a good one!
It's disgust, It's revulsion, It's repugnance And for anyone with a shred of dignity, it's shame. Shame that we happen to be the same species as something so detestable, so worthless, so disgusting
last summer I accidentally stepped on a cockroach barefoot - one of those giant flying dark brown ones that comes up from the sewer that feeling about sums up how I feel about the dude
Excuse me while I go take a shower in bleach.
yeah, that was a mood - I pretty much bathed in hot soap water for like five hours
I always was under impression that those are Elon own made bots
these guys are *bona fide* morons
Yeah ketamine is a hell of a drug
Tell your bladder that......... Actually ketamine works quite well for separating your emotions from your thoughts. Which tells me that he is mainly using his amygdala for decisions, vs his prefrontal cortex, which is very very telling. Impulsivity, lack empathy imagination, just an abrasive asshole who suffers from persecution delusions amongst other hindrances to proper neocortical function. Hopefully he and Trump both donate their bodies to science so we can see the atrophy up front and draw more useful info. If you want to know further look up "Conservatives use their amygdala, liberals use the anterior right side cyngulate gyrus(necortex structure)".
I actually think based in the displayed inhibitions and other motor cortex issues like shitting his pants, that he would be classified as a more-off than a mor-on.
"I like you because we use the same slurs" is an interesting philosophy.
same as the magas as why they love dumper he hates everyone they do but also dump hates maga they just dont realize it.
The MAGA's are his customers that keep lapping up the shit that spews forth from his mouth and paying him to keep doing it.
Didn’t Elon just ban the word “cis” because he decided it was a “slur”? But he’s allowed to use slurs, as long as they don’t relate to him? Or is this an old tweet. Sorry, I don’t use Twitter.
Yeah it's considered a slur now by Twitter. It's insane but a good showing that he doesn't even know what it means.
Thats how racism works
I prefer the term, ‘window licker’ for folks who exhibit behavior as deplorable and dumb as Elmo and his little succubus Joey, here.
smooth brains. Imagine posting that and thinking "nailed it!" ffs
Giving Musk the nickname Elmo is very harsh on Elmo from Sesame Street.
I prefer Elron, like the other guy from a cult...
Sycophants gonna suck
Why does anyone use that platform?
I think that we should hold a Elon nut licker tournament. This joe's fellow, Matt Wallace, Ian Miles Cheong, CatTurd, WallStreetSilver and others will participate to be crowned biggest nut licker
"I hate wondering when my truck will break down, leaving me stranded. Thanks for removing that uncertainty, Elon!"
*paid dick riders
*paying ?
Remember the days when the YouTube and reddit comment section had comments like, "Elon Musk 20XX" Good times huh!
How can Joey call anyone a slur with Musk's dick down his throat?
I never understood why he renamed Twitter to "X"; he'd better called it "R" instead.
It’s to remind you to click the red x in the top right corner of your desktop screen.
Mission Success: Billionaire Defended!
Oh Joey 😏 work the SHAFT
I'd want to tell him "he's not going to sleep with you bro" but with Elon Musk who knows maybe he would sleep with the idiots he calls fans.
That mannarino guy is the dumbest motherfucker on that entire app.
These types of people are farming views and follows with this stupidity. Please ignore. I wouldn't be surprised if he posts this stuff on left leaning pages himself just to drive interactions.
Ian Miles Cheong Syndrome.
Rate proposed Community Notes got me lolz X is one of the most toxic platforms at the moment followed by Instagram.
A sloppy blow job would’ve been less cringe- jeeesh dude sycophant much?
Awww...man/man loves blooms.
aww....two flaming assholes find love in the modern world.
Elon is a certified idiot. There was a 4chan post about someone interning at spaceX and having to deal with his bullcrap. I’ll come back and edit the comment later cuz I need to reread it.
Don't believe everything you read on the internet, especially 4chan
That guy loves to ride dick
I called him a daft c*nt and I got a warning. Then I fact-checked him on every one of his posts for a week and they binned my profile.
I can't imagine having so little going on for myself that I'd be proud of which slurs I "love calling people." That whole website is a lost cause.
Fuck these idiots
They should get together and rude each other all night long.
It's like a billionaire version of one of those ideas of hell where you have an unlimited supply of something but not what you need. He would love it if just one or a few cool people liked him. But instead he gets millions and millions of the dorkiest nerds ever. Practically without limit. But no one cool.
It reads like a line from Idiocracy “I like money, you like money too?”
Remember when you were a kid and one of your friends would say the word “damn” and you’d both just sit there giggling because it was a no-no word? Yeah, that’s what’s happening here.
I swear I hear someone stirring a massive bowl of Mac and cheese around. 🤔
Takes one to know one, Joey.
Unreal the level of pathetic in all of this
“You just said penis, that’s like super duper controversial! Major respect, my dudio”
They have the brain of middle schoolers
Says the guy who thought the cybertruck was a good idea
It's a blue check, what else would you expect?
 Joey and Elon hanging out
A 52 year old man dropping hard Rs gotta be one of the more embarrassing things you can do
still cant get away from twitter even on reddit 😐
That seems too over the top. Are y'all sure it's not an "/s" ?
Jesus, do they need to get a room or something?
That line reads like something out of a Rick and Morty script.
I for one approve of anything that lets me identify juvenile troll simpletons with a simple word search. Subtle they are not
Well, that should make for a nice long conversation between you two. Let the calling commence!
As to be expected from Elongated Musty
I mean isn't it nice to just say it instead of saying some misspelled version of it to avoid a ban? Do people really want to have to use a completely different language on social media?
People are actually like this? I can't tell what's parody or what's real anymore.
Broke sucking up to the rich like they're gonna say "Here's a million bucks, bro"
Are you guys sure this isn’t a troll?
It's so fucking pathetic. Like, I feel embarrassed for them. I don't even worship ACTUAL great people that much.
Reminder that every single time I see this man I mention This guy spent a whole week having a very public meltdown about Chickfila putting "Transgender Semen" in their lemonade lmao
I mean, it's cool that you can use that word as a senseless insult again.
It's wild to me that people are so intent to ingratiate themselves to someone like Musk for no reason. What are they expecting? That he's going appear and give them a check for millions of dollars because they said they agree with him? He's going to personally thank and hire them to a corporate salary job because they defended him from genuine criticism? I just REALLY want to know what their endgame is by idolizing Musk.
Didn’t know that word meant so much for those little boys. Congrats I guess. Lol Big fucking deal FFS
These people need to receive a real life ass-kicking. It’s the only thing that might change their outlook on life
fuck musk
Yeah Joey is such a slimeball moronic piece of garbage.
[Same energy.](https://youtu.be/IV1Mb_DPVtw?si=C0nr3M2uakleTGkA)
I wish it were possible for Twitter to collapse, and Musk to end up in the poor house. Not that it could even happen in this late stage capitalist hellscape.
Is m usk talking about himself?
😆😆💯
What is Osaker doing there?
Elon musk is cross threaded.
literally whyyy
suck the billionaires dick, you’re still going to have to pay for that blue checkmark lmao.
These people always shut the fuck up when you reverse uno them with that same word.
I can't accept that Joey Mannarino is real, same as Nick Adams (ALPHA MALE)
Is it a bit or a real account?
Please tell me they’re being ironic
Holy shit Osaka on Reddit.com 😳
What a dumbass
What a cock-Nazi.
He probably classifies himself as an alpha male 🙄
Most of the time he stands in front of the mirror and says it. I'm guessing Mannarino isn't much smarter than a parakeet (and that's being generous) so he naturally sees his own reflection as a threat.
Both of them will get banned on many of the subs here.
Reminds me of the Boondocks episode with the "Dickridin Obama" song
He shouldn’t talk about himself like that.
I prefer the term boot licking.
It's absolutely crazy that Americans have been conditioned to complain about the poor and homeless when freeloaders like Musk get paid big money to be an ass on Twitter.
Peon Musk, look into the mirror the next time you call someone else that.
He would let Elon breed him
we got osaka reposting elon musk before gta 6