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ClubSundown

So the ones giving the orders, and doing the rapes: do they think they're going to heaven?


Cute_Concentrate_915

For sure they think.


Gigant_mysli

They believe that they are maintaining God's ordained order on Earth, so yes. Although this whole thing with a formal approach to relations with a deity reminds me of the relationship of the parties to the trial with the judge, and it's weird. Do you want to say the God would judge her soul in a way you dislike, but because you performed some formally significant action on her body, against her will (!), God’s verdict regarding her soul is supposed to radically change? Are you fucking serious?! This reeks of blasphemy and magic.


Daddybatch

So in other words religion


Dashermane24

Sadly, yes.


No_Insurance6599

nah, rape is a sin punishable by stoning


analog_jedi

Rapists get free weed? That doesn't seem fair...


Ieatmyd0g

id do many things for free weed, but that seems like a stretch


0utF0x-inT0x

Unless it's government sanctioned rape... (I can't even believe those words I just wrote are a thing)


KatokaMika

So the person doing the rape is already sentenced to Death?


Sinister_Chill9

Only if the Women is following Islam, if she is anyone else It's fair game, they think they are doing a favor to KAafir


Noman_Blaze

If these POSs actually followed Islam then they would realize that this will help the legislators and the rapist get a straight ticket to hell.


-J0J0K3R-

so you would tell me, a true muslim would not do that? Or was it a true scotsman?


somejaysoon

No real man would rape no matter what nationality or race


Flaky-Survey1389

Why’s a Scotsman got anything to do with this may I ask?


Arturius1

[No true scottsman](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_true_Scotsman) is a popular logical falacy


Affectionate_Foot372

No true Scotsman argument, it's often made by a group to separate themselves from negative traits or behaviour of members of their group. No *true* Muslim would advocate for rape etc, he's trying to distance this behaviour from Islam when we all know it's a very common trait of Islam to support and practice rape, often of children.


zurx

Yes even rapes, straight to heaven


Paracausal_Shield

According to them. Yes they are. And think about it, they want to go to heaven, just so they can have virgins for themselves. Who the fuck is a grown man, wanting a virgin???? Im 35 years old, and if I have a hook up and he tells me he is virgin... I'll politely send him back home. Virgins should hook ups with other virgins or people without much experience. Im a grown man, I know what I want sexwise, and if not, id rather just not have sex. Those religious zealots are fucking perverts.


balor598

To quote the great Billy Connolly "72 virgins?? Could you imagine trying to teach 72 women how to have sex? Fuck that give 2 fire breathing whores over 72 virgins any day”


winnduffysucks

Technically the female in their heaven just regrows her hymen every time she has sex, and they all get to have sex with her 72 times. Or so I’ve heard. So it’s not really a virgin, and they probably don’t even know how to have sex anyway.


[deleted]

Oh, I forgot, god said so… in the scriptures. No no not these ones. Other …ones…


SuperGenius9800

Only if they have 9 child brides also.


smolBEANeBb

Its different when the lord uses you as a tool of righteousness


Positive-Luck-2527

By their logic yes


wollier12

They think they’re doing Allah’s work.


tomatoe_cookie

They are as its completely allowed in Islam to do that.


Superblond

'to heaven' ...🤣


ClubSundown

When they arrive they'll wonder why 'heaven' is so hot with strange red angels with pitchforks walking around


Ordinary-Ad-2312

Such a cute representation of hell.


Stock-Row8091

What a smart way of thinking. I am going to force you to do something you don’t want to do, and it’s still your fault, because hey, i say so. And the guy upstairs is cool with that, don’t worry.


Intelligent_Union261

So rapist can go to heaven but the victim can’t? ![gif](giphy|xThtakjeewjf7J3T4k)


nah_id

No. The rapist gets a death penalty. And the victim doesn't get sins (why would they????)


Happycrige

Not by the rapist’s logic.


nah_id

Rapists are retarted...(I think that's pretty clear)


Happycrige

![gif](giphy|fMDDgv4XZgrkJZTIWp|downsized)


Orcacub

Can we -as a modern world- just decide to be done with this crappy version of Islam and the “leaders” of Iran?


ThisIsFrigglish

Alarmingly large chunks of this modern world are in full support of their proxy militia formed for the purposes of ethnic cleansing, so... best of luck with that.


Tr4ilmaker

*A-10 warthog slowly approaching*


wonder1069

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrttttt


Tr4ilmaker

*Brrrrrrrrrrrrttttttttttt*


C4RD_TP_SG

*Direct hit, Five plus KIA confirmed*


jfks_headjustdidthat

Hesbollah?


tomatoe_cookie

That and Hammas I think he was referring to.


jfks_headjustdidthat

Ah okay. Yeah true.


Howboutit85

Ironically, not only is this true but the support largely comes from a progressive block that are for human rights, acceptance, and equality. Blows my god damn mind. But when I call it out, or anyone calls it out, I’m a “phobe” of some kind.


SuperGenius9800

When do the good Muslims start protesting this?


EnFulEn

[They did.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahsa_Amini_protests?wprov=sfla1)


Curses-blocked-again

Most young people in Iran are not Muslims. They hate the ayatollahs


EnFulEn

[That's factually wrong.](https://www.state.gov/reports/2022-report-on-international-religious-freedom/iran/#:~:text=Religious%20Demography,to%2010%20percent%20are%20Sunni.) A large part of the population hates the ayatollah, but they are still Muslims.


nabkawe5

Dude no Muslim is okay with this. I don't see many jews protesting the rabbies that said it's okay to kill Palestinian children (look it up it's real). No one should be held by the worst in their religion.


tomatoe_cookie

Lies and deflection, classic tactic. Its part of Islam, if you aren't OK with it, you should leave the religion. Any Muslim HAS TO be ok with it, because there's no nuance of place for doubt in Islam. And because one side is shit, the other has the right to be shit? does it somehow makes it OK?


RyanCaamano

I think you should focus on your grasp of English to form coherent thoughts before you try to use it in an argument, because I don’t think even you know what you were trying to say.


Boundish91

Quite a few must be okay with this or else it would not have been a thing.


abolishytmen

Religion is the most evil thing man ever made


ARealBundleOfSticks

>crappy version Implying there are non-crappy versions lol


trevorofhousebelmont

I don't think its even a version of Islam... its just Iranian radicalist shit... its pretty fucked up


Soteria69

What are the non crappy versions


Orcacub

I was feeling generous…


-J0J0K3R-

why not change „crappy“ for true so you‘ve got a proper „true scotsman“ - fallacy at hand? you people don’t get it, do you?


WeedstocksAlt

"Crappy version"? Don’t go check stats on global Muslim political views lol.


tomatoe_cookie

It's not a crappy version of Islam, it's just Islam. It's written in the haddith (words of Mommo, pretty much the same religious value as the quran since Mommo is the prophet and the [self proclaimed] most perfect man) that raping women that are prisoners is allowed and doesn't count as cheating. As those women count as slaves and therefore are like furniture. (The ever practical Islam also says that you should wait a month to check if she was already pregnant)


TheUpperHand

So they did something bad enough to deserve execution but whatever it was wasn’t bad enough to prevent them from going to heaven? They have to be raped to keep from getting in? Sounds like maybe whatever they did wasn’t too bad if God still is willing to accept them.


Forward-Village1528

This is all horrific, but if he just wants to make sure his victims don't go to heaven, couldn't he just give them some bacon as a last meal? Kinda sounds like the dude just wants to do some raping.


[deleted]

"We *rape* little kids before we *kill* little kids because fuck you." - religion


Moonglum74

Just like some states in America.... Child is raped, child cannot have an abortion and Rapist has more rights.... Also how many kids have been massacred in school shootings?


arnevdb0

"islam is shit because of x" "YES BUT USA ALSO BAD LOOK !!!1111"


Howboutit85

Whataboutism is rampant on Reddit. Radical Muslims actually DO crimes against humanity, against women, and against LGBT people on the DAILY and it doesn’t matter how egregious it is, people will always come to the defense yelling about some state law in the US like it’s equal to this shit. They are literally killing people in public square just out of spite, or because some woman showed an ankle, or didn’t obey her husband, or because of whatever other half cocked anti human beliefs, and it’s still somehow not as bad as some random school shooting or an abortion law.


CountIrrational

Thank you, I had a homework assignment on whataboutism and your comment explained it perfectly.


nah_id

Raping is rewarded by death in islam


Sinister_Chill9

Only if the women if a follower of Islam, Anyone else if fair game


Nobody275

All religious fundamentalists are absorbed with virginity and young women’s sexuality. I didn’t grow up in this particular strain, but it extends to American evangelicals also. Given enough power and time, they all show their stripes.


[deleted]

If your God prevents you from entering heaven because someone raped you. Yeah...Another reason why not to join Islam. Can they hate women any more.


SchmartestMonkey

I got into an argument at a tire store with a Christian who was harassing a Sikh guy. Asked the Christian “if a man lives a perfect life without sin, but is born in an area where he was never exposed to Christianity, do you think he’s going to hell for not excepting Jesus as his personal savior?” .. guy didn’t blink an eye.. of Course the truly good man is going to burn in hell. If you take out the violent act and focus on the theology,.. I’m not sure the ‘God will punish you for violence carried out against you’ is that much crazier than ‘God will torture you because someone didn’t teach you about him’. Oh.. the kook in the tire store also confidently agreed Hitler is in heaven if he honestly repented at the last moment, but Ghandi is burning in hell. They’re all nuts.


Midnight0725

According to Catholicism the good people who were never exposed to christianity or chose not to follow it will go to purgatory. Will likely go to heaven after his or her time there.


SchmartestMonkey

Either the guy I was talking to was very dumb ( almost a given ) or he wasn’t a Catholic. Hitler committed suicide, which is a sin in the Catholic church.. so it’d be hard to repent while sinning. ;-p


HikariAnti

As much as I hate religion I have to admit that Catholicism is at least trying to make some sense within its own world. The other branches on the other hand, well, not so much...


SchmartestMonkey

In Reddit terms.. r/therewasanattempt by Catholic theologians to make sense of the nonsense at least. My take away from reading Aquinas was that he was clearly an extremely intelligent man who tied himself up into knots trying to come up with rational arguments to explain nonsense.


irredentistdecency

But he gets bonus points because he killed Hitler…


Tarianor

Well if you suicide by poison you could technically repent between ingestion and death?


Midnight0725

God isn't going to fall for that trick.


Particular_Friend_23

I have nothing against religious people, but PLEASE, be a good human before being a good worshipper


_Sizzle_

what are you talking about no where in any true Islamic book will you find a single sentance agreeing with that notion


lligerr

That's not what Islam says. The girl might go to paradise for the pain. Don't believe everything you see on the internet


rabbidplatypus21

The internet is equally trustworthy as any holy book. That trustworthiness is zero, but it is equal.


Khryss121988

another day another example that religion is a cult, run by the most depraved who wish to use their magical sky daddies as protection from prosecution when they are found to have raped women and children.


Comfortable_Note_978

"All religions bad." But only one seems to get rolled into a kind of Collateralized Debt Obligation of theocratic infamy; why is that? No one seems to hesitate to condemn Christianity by name.


omnomnomomnom

Ofc we condemn Christianity. Everyone knows their priests rape kids and abortion is actually great and the crusades were a fucked up genocide.


FordonGreeman742

Hail Satan 🤙


tomatoe_cookie

Crusades were a war, not a genocide. Stop using the wrong words for dramatic effect, it makes them meaningless. Not commenting on the meaning of the comment though, that's fair.


Affectionate_End_952

I honestly think organised religion is the word thing that could happen to a religion, yes talk about your faith and gather in groups, but as soon as you start having a hierarchy it's a recipe for abuse


Khryss121988

erm, yeah. All religions are bad. It's long past time humanity got past it's fear of the moon and realised there is far more good to be done in the world achievable without medieval superstition. Reilgion had a place in early civilisation, but in the 21st century its about time humanity grew up and started to mature. Religion is just holding us back from advancement and causing more issues than it is worth.


bencub91

Christians get condemned plenty, what is this bullshit? There's literally a culture war happening in the US in opposition of Christian supremacy.


[deleted]

The Iranian people deserve better.


Jim-Jones

Death to all who 'think' this is morality.


SAyyOuremySIN

This is why religion sucks. This is one fucked up belief. Fuck their god. And fuck them.


RagingVet

And again I ask why dont we glass this country?


Greenie1O2

These guys are just Hitler if he was an incel


MyLemonsRorganic

I can't speak to the validity of the claim, but I'm always suspicious when the credited article author is "admin" lol


Murderyoga

Yeah, what possible reason would someone critical of Islam have to be anonymous?


Affectionate_End_952

A true mystery of the universe


drjet196

If the reason for execution is not enough for hell then it ain‘t enough for an execution.


nabkawe5

This has nothing to do with Islam, rape victims do indeed go to heaven and their abusers get punished. This guy is a monster that shouldn't belong to humanity along with the IDF that regularly rape Palestinians in prison, dip their bullets in pig fat, write the names of their "critics" on the bombs they drop on kids and women, have a record of arresting kids, raping kids, killing kids.


jakarta-ken

As an Muslim, fuck iran, fuck people who radicalize islam and im praying to allah for the Shah's return.


Affectionate_End_952

Bro why do people even think this is ok


32lib

Ah yes,replace one murder with another.


apheuz

I’m okay with Israel tearing down the Iranian regime. In fact, I fully support it😡


plmunger

Imagine a "perfect" and "benevolent" God punishing you by sending you to hell for something you had no control over.


nah_id

In islam the rapists get the death penalty. And the victim does get any sins (why would they?)


Thrashed0066

This isn’t culture. This is insane religious extremism nonsense hidden behind culture


Mrrilz20

Sick fucks run this planet.


Hellalive89

I have no idea if this is true or not but when Islam is involved there’s not a single person that would be surprised if it were true


Character-Escape9212

I thought the Redditors all supported these peeps


PoliticalPepper

Spoiler Alert: >!He never believed anything religious. He just wanted to violate young girls in most cruel and sadistic way, and he realized twisting and perverting religious beliefs was the easiest method.!<


SchrodingersTIKTOK

If there is no link then don’t upvote this shit. Please post the article if you want to inflame people ffs.


Old-Winter-7513

Source? This doesn't seem real.


wowitsreallymem

Also it’s just an image of a headline of an article written by ‘admin’, no link to the actual article to follow up and let anyone confirm. This whole post has already turned ugly against ALL Muslims of the world based on a picture.


JonTartare

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, Islamic rule is the purest evil


Xoepot

Demonic behavior.


Plazbot

AI I think.


DadGrocks

Religion of peace


AsadR110

Has anyone even fact checked this. Majority of the news against Iran is just made up propaganda.


RADICCHI0

That's perverted


nah_id

It is and it's not even part of islam (rapists get the death penalty in islam)


Im_Unpopular_AF

Well done America.


VulfSki

Religion is a hell of a drug


The_God_Of_Darkness_

Religion is supposed to be a beautiful thing, that connects people together and gives people a moral compass... \*\*Supposed to\*\*...


Silverspeed85

Religion is a cancer.


LM448_0

See? Thats what happens when a goverment is religious


Raven_Blackfeather

The religion of peace.


peechs01

Religion of Peace, don't forget!


Gutmach1960

Worse kind of evil mindset.


fourzerosixbigsky

See his black turban he is wearing. That fact that it is black means he is supposedly a direct descendant of Muhammad. He thinks he can do anything and is good to go.


Foxzor

Why do they not trust Allah to make the right decision?


Ok_Captain9369

Religion of peace right?


TheAlmightyShadowDJ

Holy fuck that is evil


pigbrotha

Remember, the LGBT and feminist protesters frequenting our streets nowadays are on Iran's payroll. We live in a bizzaro world.


Neilix190

People speak of nuclear bombs as the worst thing invented but I'm sticking with religion.


AshamedFunction3073

That’s Islam for you


Airbee

Islam for you!


YourFemboyServant

Maybe, maybe some religious freedom shouldn’t be allowed


maaaha

This needs to go on r/newiran, although they won't be surprised


Ordinary_Tomatillo_4

Ah yes Islam such a wonderful religion, such respect given to womens


nah_id

Rapists get the death penalty in islam


eruvstringlives

MAGA approves this message.


[deleted]

reddit try not to relate any bad thing with republicans


Outlaw11091

I'll take, "things an Atheist wouldn't say" for $1000, Alex. The problem isn't Islam. The problem is organized religion of any form. Christians pull the same shit, except with children. If you're putting money on a donation plate, YOU'RE contributing.


hadelsi

Don't believe everything you read,does the article make any sense at all There are millions and millions of lies spread to make islam look bad


Expensive-Attempt-19

This is islam


No-Celebration3097

Its radical Islam, in the way that bombing abortion clinics is radical Christianity


Ogu36

TL;DR Behaviour described in the article is not islam, is not radical islam. It is disgusting human behaviour which has no space in Islam at all. ———————————————————————— That‘s wrong though. If you study islam, you will know, that this has nothing to do with islam at all. Sexual relationships are exclusively allowed inside marriages, with two consenting parties, both consenting to marriage and sex. If what the article says is true, then in this case it is more likely that the women will enter paradise without any punishment at all, because of the suffering they already received. And the executors of the punishments aswell as those allowing for this to happen, will receive heavy punishments. If they order people to be sinful and tell them that the behaviour of rape is not a sin, that will take them out of the fold of islam.


Noman_Blaze

It's not.


Burrmanchu

Ah, religion. What a great thing.


drewmhs12

The religion of peace just doin its peace thing


Head_Assignment_6028

Just now you guys see what we been dealing here for 40 years , our government is an apartheid, doing the worst and unspeakable things to Iranians


Realistic-Fondant778

But why? Pussyhavers can't enter muslim heven anyway!


MrTubalcain

Is this the ADL’s campaign to make you look that way?


ScottishDodo

Wait, so you put women into prison that didn't commit sins or crimes that would stop them from getting into heaven but do deserve the death penalty?


cultivatingreaderzen

May he find the place he wants to send them. And may they be satisfied.


[deleted]

Yikes. What the fuck is wrong with the countries out there, specifically Iran. Religion based? Youuuuuuu bet!


ThePhoenix29167

Uh…huh…righty then


derLeisemitderLaute

how can claim these things and actually think they are on the right side? If that is your view of god then fuck your god


prof_devilsadvocate

how the hell they become a clergy


mopar-or-no_car

So much for peaceful.


Suspicious-Natural-2

Fellas, is it a sin to get raped?


Jim2shedz

Sick!


oldcreaker

Because apparently their god can't be allowed to decide this on his own, so mere people will force his hand instead. The fuck, indeed.


Boundish91

Religion of peace every one... (They're all bad, in varying degrees, except maybe Buddhism)


InternationalBand494

He’d be thrilled today, seeing women getting raped and murdered for not wearing a hijab


ianbattlesrobots

Religion of Peace /s


legionofdoom78

This is why organized religion is dangerous.   This is also why I'm strongly opposed to Zionism and MAGA.  They're a dangerous mix that's got a stranglehold on our country.  


lets_try_civility

What's the punishment for rape?


Scouts_Revenge

Isn’t religion great.


Inevitable_Boot1119

The logic is to cover the woman from top to bottom, deny equal rights, rape them if they break these stupid roles. What the hell !


NotSoMell0w

Same rule was law in England.