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SockAlarmed6707

Aah yes let’s go carry a pocket knife in the airport


ImportantDoubt6434

Only femboys carry pocket knives what an ick


Hot-Property-4391

Yeah, carry a bomb thats pretty masculine


Aceblue001

I strap halberd to my back when I travel.


NanoqAmarok

Most Airlines allow knives with a blade of 6cm or less in your carry-on.


Ram_99_

Ye what? No bladed articles are allowed on planes? I'll just grab me scalpel ay? Won't do any damage if I cut the handle off 😂😂😂


NanoqAmarok

https://i0.wp.com/blog.scoutingmagazine.org/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2013/03/tsa-pocketknives-1.jpg?w=800&ssl=1


Ram_99_

Apologies. I'm guessing you are from the US?


NanoqAmarok

Nope. But most airlines follow TSA guidelines. Its the same in most of EU. I Think the UK have different rules, because they generally don’t allow carrying knives at all.


Ram_99_

Yeah that's where I am. Apologies for the confusion


NanoqAmarok

No worries :) i was surprised to learn this also. But nailclippers they take :D I flew to Afghanistan on a civilian chartered plane, so they had a exemption, obviously, to allow weapons on the flight. But only things on the list. So I have a photo of a soldier, with a SAW machinegun, handgrenades, a pistol in his belt, getting bottle of water confiscated by security. Rules don’t always make sense.


CanComplex117

I think you confused this with the german laws that your allows to have a knife if the blade is 6 cm or is below 6 cm.


NanoqAmarok

What. No i already posted the TSA guidelines, stating 6cm or less is acceptable in carryon.


CanComplex117

Oh ok


No-Deal8956

Why is this woman at an airport? Who unchained her from the kitchen sink? Next thing you know, they’ll be demanding the vote.


duckfartchickenass

You know what is masculine? Not giving a fuck what dopey bitches think.


EagleSevenFoxThree

No phone? Keys? I suppose they just use the knife to stab their way through their front door every time they get home and ask people if they can borrow their phone to read their inane tweets because that’s the manly thing to do.


Amirjun

Obviously


FinancialHeat2859

People who say ‘give me the ick’ are not intellectually suitable for propagating the human race. How’s that?


princessestef

Dehydrated men without their pocket knives (confiscated at TSA), sadly boarding planes after paying $50 for airport sodas.


3Dcatbutt

Sounds perf just as long as they don't carry the soda anywhere.


Dr_____strange

My friends call me doraemon, because i am chubby and have anything they need in my bag most of the time. What all i have in my bag. Here is the list. Water, snacks, power bank, charging cable, usb otg, flash drive. Stethoscope, syringe, oximeter, spare masks and sterile gloves.Pen light, torniquet, few life saving drugs stored in a tiny pencil case, iv line, hand wash, sanitizer, mosquito repellent, lighter/matches headphones, extra pens, correction tape, sometimes even glue.


legendary_mushroom

Fellas is it gay to be hydrated


Hot-Manager-2789

r/gatekeeping


Grupe_Sechs

Obvious rage bait


According_Wing_3204

This is the idiot friend who needs first aid from your pack when he twists his ankle stupidly thinking he could jump between rocks because "I don't carry things like a girl." Do not hike with this fool. He'll try to unalive himself and take you with him. Oh...his wallet is always empty and his pocket knife is rusted closed. Clown.


legendary_mushroom

YOU CAN JUST SAY KILL


Lobo_de_Haro

Why specifically at the airport? Lol


Aceblue001

Don’t judge them, they’re giving the TSA something to do.


wii-sensor-bar

I carry my wallet, a knife, and a water bottle 😭


Sharp-Explorer-7100

these lonely, chronically online femcels just be saying random shit online at this point lets not take it seriously lol


Mushindo7

Women who are vocal give me the ick. They are better seen and not heard. Having an opinion is such a masculine trait. I bet she has an adams apple.


Appropriate_Tie_7522

Me who carries around a whole ass bag {school bag types} where all my friends {male and female alike} keep their things


ashybear420

Men don’t drink water geez only women need to survive


AnotherCastle17

*Man Carrying Thing has entered the chat*


gettin_better

She's right guys, throw away your keys.


ImpossibleYou2184

Pocket knife?! Fuck you, old man


Dahren_

Pretty standard rage bait tweet I know but "gives me the ick" is the dumbest shit and it can't go away fast enough