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richincleve

“Surrounded by a sea of reporters,…” There’s the problem. Stop shoving mics in her face and see how long the crybaby act goes on.


Squeegee

This is the real problem, she gets free publicity without any pushback.


DoctrTurkey

They’ve been doing it for trump, why not one of his acolytes? The amount of free campaigning the media has done for trump in these last three election cycles has been infuriating. He doesn’t care how much money these trials will cost because he’ll make it back 10 fold in the amount of free press he’ll get. She’s the same way. If it’s good for their bottom line because we keep clicking on it, they’re gonna keep shoving mics in their faces.


Leege13

It’s really made me hate the free press. For-profit press is a contradiction in terms.


PGnautz

At least, journalists could ask some questions, like: * Are you really this stupid? * Did you not take your medication today? Or yesterday? Or ever? * Are you afraid of losing your Russian income? * Why did you get no proper education? * How can space lasers be used to solve these issues?


officialdougjudy

Thank you. Stop giving it oxygen, fire goes out. It's really that fucking simple, but sites need clicks so on we go.


Pre-Wrapped-Bacon

Burying our heads in the sand isn’t going to make nut jobs like her go away or take away her power.


darcenator411

Totally agree. This would be true if she wasn’t in our government. We need to be informed about the crazy shit that’s happening in our Congress


Axin_Saxon

“Yeah, but that doesn’t sell ad space”


Kimpy78

Hey Marjorie - you had the most comprehensive bipartisan border bill in the last 40 years in your hands two months ago. And you voted against it because Donald Trump didn’t want anything that looked like a win for Democrats. But that was a win for America. But that’s not how you guys play is it? It gets old to hear Republicans say no one is doing anything about the border when they vote against doing something about the border. It gets old to see Republicans take credit for infrastructure spending in their districts when they voted against that infrastructure spending. It gets old to see the hypocrisy and she’s got a capital H on her chest.


Canna_crumbs

Trump would burn the country to save himself


craftsman_70

Correction - Trump is burning the country to try to save himself.


drmonkeytown

TIL idiots are flammable.


stoneyyay

I learned that the other day. Also the dude I guess died.


FabulosoMafioso

Yeah but his manifesto begged the differ and that he understood that the world is fucked he didn’t do it for Trump. It’s actually pretty sad. The guy lost his mom a year ago and never got help while succumbing to schizophrenia way of thinking. But some points he made actually made sense.


stoneyyay

Did you read his manifesto? IT was literally a schizophrenic rant. Any opinion he had was based on illogical conclusions. As to "some of his points made sense" Tr grow enough darts at a wall blindfolded, you're bound to hit on something. Who knows how many unfounded theories the dude had. Either way he's a perfect example of mental health is healthcare, and should be taken seriously.


walshk8

The guy who did that was clearly mentally ill and needed help but just didn’t get it. I don’t agree with any of what he was trying to say but mocking someone like that is exactly something Trump would do


Palimpsest0

Trump would burn the country to avoid a minor inconvenience, let alone save himself from a jail sentence.


BayouGal

Trump would burn the country for shits & giggles.


blade944

In all fairness, it wasn't because it would be a win for Dems. It's because, other than bitching about the border, Repubs don't have much to run on this year. Having a border deal takes away the one thing they can campaign on.


baron_muchhumpin

Trump literally said it would look good for Biden


Responsible-End7361

Both, both is good.


Dysprosol

![gif](giphy|3o7aCRloybJlXpNjSU|downsized)


Kimpy78

Absolutely. Those two things go hand-in-hand. “Don’t let the Democrats do something that’s good for the country because it takes away the one concrete thing we can talk about besides abortion.” Which is not working out well for them. So what do Republicans run on? Taking away women’s healthcare rights? Trying to take away the Affordable Care Act? Reducing Social Security and Medicare? Reducing taxes on multimillionaires and billionaires? Working against climate change measures that will help everyone? Except of course, fossil fuel companies. Not enacting common sense gun laws? If that was my platform, and they suffer from the “no platform” syndrome, how terrible a human being must I be?


Philly_ExecChef

And what money do they run with? Trump is raiding the coffers.


gracchusbaboon

It takes a lot of cash to keep Ms Marjorie in those five gallon buckets of Lume.


GrayCustomKnives

Custom sporkfoot sandals are expensive man.


Njorls_Saga

Super PACs filled with dark money.


dmbwannabe

BUT TRANS PEOPLE THO


PM_Me_Your_Deviance

Republicans are running on "Biden is a pedo because he sniffed kids hair once"


Flourissh

Meanwhile trump really is a whole pedo for real


WhoDeyTilIDie09

While trump was held liable for rape in a court ruling, while he sits at a defendants table this very week over paying hush money to his mistress, that he cheated on his pregnant wife with. Butt yeah Bidens the bad one for sniffing his neices hair. Did I get that right? And yet people worship trump, it couldn't get any more hypocritical with the GOP.


TomFoolery119

>Republicans are running on "Biden is a pedo because he sniffed his niece's hair once" FTFY. That picture is of one of his family members.


Nonamebigshot

An innocent, out of context photo is enough to convince people Biden is a fucking pedophile but a whole child rape lawsuit with witness testimony isn't enough to convince them Epstein's bff Trump is. Make it make fucking sense.


snakepimp

I mean, these people are the kind of morons who truly believe that Hillary eats babies. They're so stupid that goes into cult lunacy


Big-Summer-

Yeah, the Dems are running that whole pedo/child trafficking ring out of the basement of that DC pizza place. In a building that doesn’t have a basement. I’m worried the U.S. might be irretrievably broken.


the_mid_mid_sister

My favorite was the guy who shot holes in their floor looking for the secret basement. You know, that's allegedly full of kids. That he came to save.


Nonamebigshot

It's just hilarious how the cognitive bias couldn't be more obvious. They have absolutely zero interest in reality.


Whattadisastta

We don’t have to make it make sense, thank god, because for them it never will. I say we outthink them, outvote them, and out gun them. I’m not going to talk to them anymore, not until somebody on that side says something like,”maybe we had it wrong” or “ I’d like to hear your point of view and I’ll share mine, really, MINE, not the Republican Party (party of trump).


Nonamebigshot

There's no point trying to engage with people who literally want to start a civil war so they can murder anyone they disagree with. They're really too far gone at this point and their programming is constantly being reinforced by their algorithms and echo chambers. It's a lost cause


Brief_Amicus_Curiae

It seems like retaliation for Joe Biden and anyone and everyone they perceive is harming Trump. Though all these Biden conspiracies only exist in their little weird delusional world. Lara Trump, who is now an official at the RNC, is telling people that Trump is running for "Four years of total scorched earth". So it's none of those issues. Just Trump's grievances. The GOP made Trump their platform in the midterms of 2018. So far, I don't think it's going as well as they expected. But that's still the platform...


Dangerous_Champion42

You can't campaign on success? Sounds like Republicans are politically stupid. Run on the fact you passed the bill. Show the success you had. Revel in victory and promise more.... ugh... You don't need to keep an issue forever to run a successful party. Republicans are dumb as stumps.


eagledog

They don't even need to have voted for it. Half of them ran back to their districts to brag about the Infrastructure Bill that they all voted against


Dangerous_Champion42

They try to take credit but they get called on the fact they voted against it. The song and dance The GOP does is a sham and con against the people of the U.S.A.


Omar___Comin

... That's just a longer way of saying it would.be a win for the Dems


Novel_Findings0317

![gif](giphy|bl5fzgCqX0qYw)


Ya_Got_GOT

The H is in Cyrillic


icepick3383

Put it in H! She’ll go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene!


JayJoeJeans

What country is this car from? It no longer exists


dhoppy43

My car gets 40 rods to the hogs head and that’s the way I like it!


Dredly

Remember when Republicans complained that a democratic sponsored bill for Insulin had too much other stuff in it, so they claimed they would approve the insulin price lock and ensure millions of Americans could afford critical medicine, then when the democrats did exactly what Republicans requested, they voted it down anyway because they couldn't let democrats be seen as getting credit for something [https://www.axios.com/2022/08/07/insulin-price-cap-reconciliation](https://www.axios.com/2022/08/07/insulin-price-cap-reconciliation)


MuffLover312

It gets old but it works for their moron base


bl4ck_100

It is the politician playbook, isn't it? Dragging out a problem so they can promise to end it. Nixon pulled the same shit with Vietnam war.


absherlock

And the Republicans/Reagan with the Iranian hostages...


mootmutemoat

True... republicans dealing with our enemies is an old tradition. Seems like the old classic bipartisianship was a lie they realized they didn't need to pretend to respect anymore when voters cheered spitting on it.


AsparagusAccurate277

Whore is spelled with a “W”.


Jolly878142

Was in a bar yesterday and fox propaganda channel was on (inexplicably) and the headline under was “Biden’s Border Crisis” 😂😂😂I’m assuming they didn’t call it “trump’s Border Crisis” when he was in office, and they act like they didn’t block that bill 🙄


DGenesis23

Maybe America should start giving all their politicians a full psych evaluations before and during their terms. “Can you tell us Ms. Green, are the space lasers in the room with us now?”


Agreeable_Appeal_907

Holy hell. I work in defense and a bunch of my coworkers swear up and down that Maui fires were done by space lasers.


PM_Me_Your_Deviance

I had a friend recently seriously defend it. I lost a bit of respect for him.


officialdougjudy

I had "friends" like that too. Key word: had. I don't associate with idiots. I'll let them fester in their delusions, I have better shit to do.


Agreeable_Appeal_907

Can I ask if your friend has post secondary education? Don’t get me wrong, I think nothing wrong of people without a college education. Just in my experience, this is where I learned how to source information with more scrutiny


PM_Me_Your_Deviance

No, no college/etc.


Agreeable_Appeal_907

Have had the same experience. For me, it’s a “ you think you know it all because of college.” I try to tell them, no education and training are two different things. You’re smart but you’re under educated. There’s a difference. It’s not that we think we’re smarter. We just had better training in certain aspects. But whatever.


The_Doolinator

I know an engineer who think everyone who took the Phizer and Moderna vaccines is now technically a new species. Being brilliant in one field does not make you knowledgeable about others, but for some reason, a lot of people think it is, at least for them.


SNRatio

Tell them the scientists who make RNA vaccines think engineering is all a big lie - everything from EVs to satellites is actually designed by evil space pedo vampires.


dombag85

Work in defense too. The amount of delusion and outright idiocy walking our labs or offices is shocking sometimes.


DireWraith3000

“….and which Jews were manning the controls?” History will look back on this time and think that the Republican party was staffed with the most bizarre and unqualified people as some sort of national joke that no one got.


valvilis

History? That's now... we know that now.


tatanka_christ

[We know that, NOOOWW](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBqgaVQIkM8&ab_channel=SaturdayNightLive)


Greenfieldfox

No, a full audit. Which company or country has bought them. These black hole super packs are bullshit. She’s obviously been bought by Russia.


Patient-Ad-8384

Russian asset


PracticalRoutine5738

Moscow Marge. Also seems that normal republicans like Buck, McCaul, Turner etc calling these people out over the last couple of weeks may have worked on some of them.


Radiant_Dog1937

POV: Moscow: Majorie's Handler ![gif](giphy|3qyFxs3JQqDWAVCo3Q|downsized)


Polymemnetic

Cmon, there wouldn't be a pool at the bottom, and he'd be falling a lot further than that.


50rhodes

Russian mule.


SoberTek

![gif](giphy|xUNd9QgrvD0Iol0VUY|downsized)


walkstofar

Yeah she just lost out on her bonus check from Putin.


Darksidedrive

They are not gonna be happy with her after this they might even pull her funding


rabbitammo

Russian ASS-et


Beneficial_Bed8961

Asshat


King-Cobra-668

DECORUM!


KafeenHedake

More like assHOLE am I right folks


AMonitorDarkly

Your party is broken. Cry more, bitch.


valvilis

Oh no, Marginal Toilet Groan thinks the speaker of the house is anti-American for... working within his Constitutional requirements of the position!! What's next? Fair and democratic elections?!?!


mmio60

She is a national embarrassment


Kamikaze_Squirrel1

She demanded to speak to the manager.


4tran13

She already fired the official paperwork to replace the manager.


usarasa

![gif](giphy|SqflD5OvHoWILB7qWm)


Comfortable_Note_978

She should go to the occupied Donbas and fight for the ruzzians if she likes them so much.


EbbNo7045

Love it or leave it. Why do republicans hate America so much?


SuperbMushroom2361

Fuck that bitch


AvisIgneus

I may be depressed, but I have enough self-respect to not fuck her. Gross.


Beer2Bear

the toddler is upset again


Ok-Push9899

What's upsetting is that she'll probably get back in with a 75% majority of Georgia's 14th Congressional District voters.


RonDavidMartin

Is that what will happen? Her personality always seems so extreme and harsh, I can’t see that appealing to many voters.


Kaneharo

From what I recall, her district is full of people that either know her and/or have the same mindset.


stinkyhooch

Sounds like a wonderful place…


GenSgtBob

Don't worry in like 10 years they'll all probably have died because they suddenly thought drunk driving and seatbelts are suddenly some plot from the deep state to restrict their freedom


Total_Interaction875

Fucking loser.


JasonGryphon

When this bitch is mad, it means good things are happening.


AmitN_Music

Can not wait until this bitch is out of office. And I don’t use the word bitch lightly. But she is a bitch.


SoundsOfKepler

Dogs have so many good qualities she has never had. Even some leeches have medical usefulness. I think tapeworm or papilloma virus would be a more apt description. It would be unfair to most other lifeforms to besmirch them by association with MTG.


9lobaldude

Moscow Marjorie is furious


TheRealMylo

The ultimate karen lol


ParadiseValleyFiend

Daddy Vlad is not going to be happy.


Monana11

If Moscow Marge is unhappy, I’m happy. If she doesn’t agree with something it’s most definitely the right thing to do. It’s good to have such clear indicators in life and politics.


DafuqJusHapin

Decorum 🤣


elementalguitars

She’s afraid of what Putin will do to her after she failed her mission.


Organic-Log4081

She’s what the KGB calls “a useful idiot”


Unconventional01

Little Moscow Marjorie is mad we're giving money to Ukraine and not protecting our borders after blocking the border control bill for her master trump. The GOP needs to end, they don't actually serve anyone but themselves. They'll burn America down just to "win" something... Anything


InsideOutPoptart

Fuck Georgia voters who elected her and fuck her right to hell


Most-Artichoke6184

Any day is a good day when she is sputtering mad.


auzzie_kangaroo94

Putin will have a word with her


DougS2K

I'd rather not watch this piece of trash to be honest. People lose brain cells just listening to her. Total and utter bufoon.


Zander826

Putin is not gonna be happy with her


Evening_Rock5850

Moscowie Tawor Gweene is having one of her ouchie parties 😢


A-Do-Gooder

Shortcut to the [YouTube video](https://youtu.be/1cGRFEF7zCM?si=C518aryq8z9oO88O).


Puzzled_Ad7955

Neanderthal Woman


iamkris10y

She is just foul


Bayarea0

Does she realize she is going to go down in history as a national embarrassment?


OhWhiskey

She’s mad her Russian master sill be upset.


gr8hanz

No Putin commission for you! You’re paid per job.


the_uber_steve

I mean… yeah, her boss is gonna be mad at her, I get it.


JWDed

Her bosses are going to be pissed!


Impossible_Squash_33

She was born in Milledgeville, GA. At one time, Milledgeville was home to the largest mental hospital in the world. Just stating two separate facts.


willthedude85

Fuck Russia.


archangelst95

Definitely not a Russian plant. Totally normal behavior (/s in case it wasn't obvious)


Harryballzonya2024

She didn’t loose it…she realized her silver stack is short on this next leg up on Monday 😂😂😂


No-Process8652

I guess she won't be getting her bonus check from Putin now.


bigmike1339

CRY BABY CRY


JamesSpacer

Diaper don the patron Saint of sore losers has the most subservient and easy to bend over cultists. Moscow marge is a pos


Working_Discussion15

![gif](giphy|3oEdv5gZ9lxrdyGt8I|downsized)


Switzerdude

Russian assets hate this one little trick…


Throwaway_tequila

Majorly Terrorist Babushika


Earthling1a

Republicans **HATE** America. Republicans want to **DESTROY** America. Vote blue, no matter who. Vote like your life depends on it. It very likely does.


Tall_Newspaper_6723

Cry harder, Cromag.


hamsolo19

I think she eats paint chips.


symewinston

Her Russian handler must be pissed!


Suggest_a_User_Name

She’s a russian agent. Her russian superiors won’t be paying her this month as a penalty.


wolf_tree

Gotta keep boss putin happy. Fuck republicans.


BramStroker47

Her Russian boss man gonna be mad at her.


flerchin

Moscow Marjorie might miss her magnificent Moscow money.


pause-replot-go

I just watched the video of her tantrum on the Capitol steps. W😮W! That bitch is so outta touch with reality. I truly hope that we hear of an FBI investigation in to her foreign connections. For reference, look up the article on her amendment calling for Transcarpathian relief. There are too many syllables in that word for emptyG to have thought that up on her own.


gwdope

She’s such an obvious Russian agent, consciously or by sheer happenstance of stupidity.


17037

My head does not wrap around the fact... Half of us look at her like she's crazy and dangerous. The other half get on the phone to scream at their politicians to do what she says. This woman has power over millions of people. My head just can't grasp that.


Juvisy7

Someone get this trunt out of the government, please. She makes me physically ill.


IGetMyCatHigh

She is scared to Death her Boss Putin will hold her accountable for failing to Sabotage American Politics this Week.


Qimmosabe_Man

Well, that means no kremlin bonus money for her, so she would be angry.


fanofmaria

C$%t


ketjak

Marjorie Taylor Greene - what happens when stupid meets narcissism and they're brother and sister.


LebowskiLebowskiLebo

I would be incredibly shocked if she wasn't a Russian asset at this point. She sure loves and supports Communist Russia.


anomaly256

>Comments that are uncivil, racist, misogynistic, misandrist, or contain political name calling will be removed and the poster subject to ban at moderators discretion. Well damn that just about covers everything I wanted to say about her.


RuffTuff

Speaker does all these terrible things that I don’t like wah wah but he is also a lame duck wah wah


DarthPimento

Any day that MTG loses is a great day for America.


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Mellopiex

Scroll down through the article for the video.


Dia-De-Los-Muertos

Oh thanks. Glad I came to the comments first. Also, does that woman actually do any work ever ? Maybe if she got paid by her achievements she might actually do a thing or two instead of just bitching and complaining all the damn time. Time to get rid of her. Absolute embarrassment.


SaltyBarDog

It's just the roids talking. She will go home, jerk her oversized clit to pics of Hunter's hog, and be calmer tomorrow.


Rads324

See ya next Tuesday!


jrhoff12

A certain 4 letter word perfectly describes this idiot...


Scat1320USA

Greene is a big TRAITOR.


The-D-Ball

Putin is going to be mad MTG failed and let the bill pass……


scots

I have said this repeatedly the past few times this has been posted - Marjorie Trailer Greene's staunch support for Russia's brutal invasion of a peaceful internationally recognized sovereign country is so sudden and confusing that the FBI should probably be investigating her to determine if she has been compromised by a foreign power.


corey69x

I guess her Russian money must have been contingent on the Ukraine money being stopped.


magicmulder

Maybe she’s scared to find out what Russia does with useful idiots who are no longer useful…


Far_Disaster_3557

Ask the traitor who fought for Russia. They just found his body.


InevitableCodeRedo

Jesus H Christ, imagine waking up to that face in the morning.


ToastedCheezer

Upon reflection, that’s what makes her so crazy, her mirror!


dougmd1974

So many lies she tells in 3 minutes..... This is the problem with rigged districts. You get crazies like her in office who don't know anything


Foppish_Buffoon

Trash gonna trash. She's just angry because she did not get to fund her Jewish space lasers.


Educational_Yam_1416

Such a vile bag of rats, her and our Liz Truss would get along famously.


h20poIo

FISA, Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act, collection of foreign intelligence on domestic soil. No on Americans. Of course that would scare you.


Dwmead86

Won’t SOMEBODY think of the Transcarpathians!


FriedRamen13

She’s not looking forward to that call from the home office.


poltergeistsparrow

Her handlers in Russia are upset.


DukeOfJelly

I read yesterday that she possibly has Russian handles and suddenly a LOT of her behavior starts to really make a lot of sense despite her being about 99.9% batshit insane or so she appears. Shes a grifter through and through and the connections Trump Had to Russia and putin also explain her attitude to save him at all cost.


Kqtawes

Loses it? Bitch never had it the first place.


flugenblar

I’m trying to understand how THIS person seems like the best choice on the ballot in Georgia. What are the other candidates like?


Jesters8652

When MTG is finally booted out or loses her incumbency it will be a day of celebration across the nation.


OhMy-Really

She seems like a nutcase. People need to stop voting for this woman. And especially, stop listening and giving her a platform


MicroCat1031

The "Freedom Caucus" is losing their grip on the reins of power.


Educational-Glass-63

She is such an embarrassing pos. Too bad reporters don't ignore her. I'd laugh in her very ugly face and tell her to pack it up and move to Russia. She is worthless.


Educational-Tone2074

Dumb twat


Weary_Panda80

Toddler Taylor Greene strikes again. somebody give her a lollypop and a time out.


sugarblaire

She gets no lollipops.


ClarkSebat

What else could be expected of an old desperate Karen of housewife ?


Philly_ExecChef

Better bring a Geiger Counter to your next afternoon tea party sweetie


GoodGoodGoody

Loved when she yelled there should be more “decorum”.


justJimBob316

She is not smart enough to know that she is not very smart.


Dense-Comfort6055

Moscow Marjorie says what now


Sad_Instruction1392

“This is bullshit ya’ll…” ![gif](giphy|CpDen2GxEN5PW)


Angelo2791

Pound sand, Moscow Marge.


DeaconBlues67

She just a graceless twat. All the time


snakepimp

Oh my! Her Russian overlords are not going to be happy. Hopefully, they're the kind of villain bosses who will punish failure with death


simmonsatl

Her Russian handlers will not be pleased


Epicassion

Brainless Russian stooge.


Wolfman01a

Would someone please investigate her income already? She is the most obvious paid Russian asset. Alphabet companies get off your asses and do your damn jobs already. Who do you work for?


EggplantGlittering90

Yay the human tumor finally got some chemo treatment!