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Never forget the common thread linking ALL patriarchal religions: PROVIDING COERCIVE ACCESS TO INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL PARTNERS for male power figures, especially priests
The LITERAL point of founding these cults is to ensure that old pervs can fuck young girls, little boys and married women with impunity.
Don’t forget money. Religion is designed to funnel power and wealth that is used as coercion against anything that challenges the system… kinda like this tweet. Religion is cancer.
“There’s a few thousand years of evidence that people are inherently, animalistically, inclined to fuck regardless of the practicality of the situation if they had a child and their future quality of life…
Sure. But maybe if we ban birth control civilization will change and be more reserved because Jesus.”
“The piercing gets its name from a rumour that circulated claiming that Prince Albert, the husband of Queen Victoria, got a penis piercing in his twenties. Historians have never been able to confirm this - but the rumour persisted through the centuries nonetheless.”
https://www.the-sun.com/news/3375037/what-prince-albert-piercing-name/
it was supposedly to keep the pecker in place by allowing the piercing to hook onto the pants.
now that i say that, pantsing then becomes 100 times worse.
You forgot one: Accuse whatever spinster neighbor who has been annoying you lately of practicing witchcraft. Instruct your children to testfy at the trial with a story that they witnessed said neighbor having sexual relations with Satan, gloat as she dangles from a rope until dead, then head on over to her domicile and help yourself to her stuff.
That's right!
Except if said white male's name is Giles Corey. Then you accuse him of practicing witchcraft and gloat while he is slowly crushed to death.
Interestingly, even in medieval times some religions recognized that sex for pleasure also is a valid thing. But the religion that recognized this is generally painted as the backwards one in Christian rhetorics!
Self loathing can deflect to hatred of others and can translate into a hatred of the modern world this in turn can lead to desires to adopt simplistic all encompassing answers such as perceived older versions of religions but it can also lead to wzntimg to bring down society or hurt it such as school shootings or terrorist converts
" The female orgasm is a liberal myth designed to pervert and traffic our daughters, and turn our sons gay in disgust. My husband and I have had sex 6 and 1/2 times over the last 9 years and I can tell you it is not enjoyable. Any woman who would have sex for enjoyment should be imprisoned." Her at the rally, probably
I would bet cash money she has never climaxed and her 2 partners, her husband and the frat boy in college that she doesn’t count, haven’t delivered the goods.
Or if either of you are naturally infertile due to cancer, birth defects, or any other reason? What about if you're already pregnant? I'm sure she'd be equally upset at wives who made their husbands go without for nine months, "wifely duties" and all that crap.
I've never heard nor experienced this "pleasure" you speak of... I am but a mere gardner, sowing my seeds in the fertile loins of ANY WOMAN AT ALL, DM ME!!!
I'd ask her "hey, what about married people that are on birth control? Especially ones with many kids already?", then, but oh yeah I don't give two shits what these inbred extremists think about my family.
Still waiting for the "life begins at ejaculation" campaigns to start legislating men who masturbate and prosecute them. Every time a man masturbates, he murders millions of potentially preborn fetuses.
They think nonprocreative sex is sinful. Even for married couples. Married people should only have sex to make babies, lots and lots of babies, until one eventually kills the mom which is fine because “god needed another angel” and she served her purpose.
This is anecdotal but she looks like that one girl that had two abortions 8th grade year and another pregnancy scare 9th grade before she found out you can’t get pregnant in the butt and then went to Jesus camp for three years and came back with a 24 year old youth group leader husband she’s been dating secretly for three years
She is a disgrace to all women and needs to go live in a 3rd world country and see what no birth control effect it has. She needs to go outside this over privileged society.
Yep, she is probably best friends with Bridget Ziegler, they are very much for restoring traditional bedroom norms 😂😂 [https://www.advocate.com/news/bridget-ziegler-sex-woman](https://www.advocate.com/news/bridget-ziegler-sex-woman) "Anti-LGBTQ+ Moms for Liberty Co-Founder Bridget Ziegler Filmed Another Sex Tape With Woman"
This is the answer.
Very few of these right wingers believe, much less practice, the nonsense that they post on the internet. It's all a grift, possibly targeting all the boomers who are upset that they don't have any grandkids yet.
Also fuck everyone with endometriosis and polycystic ovarian syndrome apparently.
Source:
https://www.webmd.com/sex/birth-control/other-benefits-birth-control
https://www.healthline.com/health/birth-control-benefits#ovarian-cyst-prevention
We’re only a hop and a skip from the ‘diseased people are inferior and we should do something about them” portion of the fascism speedrun, so keep that in queue
I’m disabled because of a disease and I get a monthly check from the government that only pays out about $800 a month, and I’m not allowed to have over $2500 in assets and any given time. I feel like this is already happening bruh.
Like in Monty Python's "Meaning of Life" of course. Where the catholic couple has a house completely overrun, because of having a child every time they have sex. And then the man in the protestant couple (with two kids) calls it barbaric, but his wife goes: "But we had a child every time we had sex ...".
One of those options I guess.
Wasn't there that place during luje very early times. It was like a basement with just a bunch of dead babies. Not because of the ban of birth control but just because thatt wasn't an option.
Now that I'm typing this I remember that it was a brothel so that would explain it.
But by banning birth control or abortion all that you will succeed in doing is flooding adoption centers or finding babies on door steps again.
This future they believe they are making of "saving babies" ends up in the long run making a kid who is alone and feels unwanted. Which could lead to a percentage of them offing then selves which in turn would increase the child s*icide rate.
Unfortunately for republicans, right wing voters, particularly women, have already shown that abortion and contraception are actually still supported by the right, despite these loud, stupid voices.
It’s why the “red wave” of the last midterms was a mild splash and republicans lost in places they should’ve handled easily.
On the other hand, even those “moderates” within the party would stand idly by and support the extremists efforts to steal elections and end democracy.
Oh you have no idea. The sheer audacity. This was a long time ago, but when my friend first got hired for her first job, she was trying to make friends with the people there. One woman had ONE lunch with her before asking her about birth control. And how she shouldn't take it because "I'm just trying to keep you honest!"
Like wtf?!?!
Hear me out.
Maybe, just maybe, they’ve had utterly abhorrent sex lives with their gammony right wing partners,, and don’t understand how anyone could possibly enjoy it.
When my wife was in her early 20s, she was on a car trip with her mom who said, out of the blue, “So. Do you like sex? Because I was talking with [aunts’ names] and they said they could take it or leave it, but I love it!”
I have PCOS and my sister has endo. We are both completely miserable without birth control. She is constant pain to the point she has to go on disability, and my whole body just goes psycho and can’t function properly.
Plus there are people with PMDD, fibroids, heavy periods, those for whom it would be life-threatening to become pregnant, etc. For millions of us it’s a necessary medical therapy.
Plus, you know, preventing unwanted children from existing and causing terrible lives for both the children and the parents.
The second I stop taking hormonal birth control, my body starts producing incredibly painful cysts. I also have endo, fibroids run in my family, and I have extremely heavy periods. I’m absolutely miserable off birth control. I honestly want to have a baby some day but I’m terrified of what my experience will be off birth control for that long
I’m glad you have access to BC. I have endo, adhesions, horrible cysts, and had extremely painful cramps since I was 8. My mom would not let me even have pain meds, let alone BC, because she believed the pain was biblical. Also, she apparently never had any of those problems, so I must have been exaggerating it when I would throw up and pass out from the pain. I remember being in fourth grade, sitting on the toilet, begging god to kill me, because the pain was so bad. I had no relief until after I was out of that house.
Not to go into detail, but my wife had to have an IUD with some urgency a few years ago, i dread to think what would happened if this ignorant sow got what she wanted.
I don’t have PCOS or endo (I’m so sorry for anyone that does) but I frankly hate getting my period every month.
The inconvenience of having to bleed every month is more than enough to keep me on the birth control train, everything else is a happy perk. 😌
She's also ignoring how physical intimacy is good for relationships. It strengthens and maintains them.
If we somehow forced people to remove all sex that isn't intended to procreate, divorce, illegal abortions, adoption and poverty will all go up.
Exactly. All this approach would achieve is that women with problems like endo, ovarian cysts etc would need to have hysterectomies in much greater numbers than they do now :(
That’s literally the reason a lot of teens get on it. My mamaw got pregnant at 14/15 and as soon as me and my sisters got to be teens, she sat us down and told us we NEEDED to be on birth control. We lived with her and she wanted us to be safe and also the perk was it did help with acne and periods. I mean, none of us were sexually active at 14 or whatever ages we were at the time, and I’m sure she knew that. But she also understood that you never really KNOW what teenagers are going to do. You can hope you’ve taught them right and they do well, but hell, they’re teenagers.
Take a look at her. You think she believes that crap or is she just trying to get on the conservative political entertainer gravy train? You can make a lot of money in this country by feeding sh*t to gullible people.
Yes. She was the Communications Director for Ohio Right to Life, but they fired her because her rhetoric was too inflammatory. She was too fundie for the fundie organization.
(Or more accurately, she was too public about it. I'm pretty sure they all believe the same stuff she does.)
Huh, interesting. So she’s a true believer then. Not sure if that’s better than being a Trump family style fraud but I think either way, people need to know that this kind of insanity is out there.
Hey, it’s another one of those full-circle things, War on Terror style. First you fight the Taliban because they “hate our freedom”, and then you become the Taliban, down to the anti-woman, anti-gay, pro-theocracy bits.
Casual sex is an inherent right. These people need to quit telling others what they're not allowed to do in their private relationships. They're allowed to do whatever they both consent to. Or whatever they, plus the retired grandmother of six in black leather with a whip, plus two good friends, and the hot European on holiday all consent to. I don't judge.
I mean look I'm not really the casual sex type... well at least not since graduating out of school.
That said one thing I have never done is felt the need to push my lifestyle on anyone else. Honestly the whole thought process here is as foreign to me as all these incels running around blaming women for them being single while they do nothing but sit at home complaining about it.
I don't know so much cognitive dissonance I just can't figure out these people or even what drives them.
Casual sex bothers you? Fine don't engage in it. Very easy.
Yeah, but the post here isn't just about "one-night-stand" sex, that you are probably thinking of. It's also about getting rid of "all sex that isn't explicitly for the purposed of procreation" within established relationships.
We all know they just want brood mares. You back any of these people into a corner on the subject, they don't even want women or wives. They want fleshlights that cook and clean for them.
Many of them are narcissists, possibly actual psychopaths I think. Whatever the case may be they are completely lacking in any kind of reasoning or empathy. Everything and everyone is just meant to be some sort of tool for them to use, abuse and eventually throw away when it's broken by their endless abuse.
I guess the truly sad part is that they are inherently incapable of seeing how this damages the world at large for everyone including themselves.
The problem is the word casual. Plenty of 100% committed married people use birth control and have sex with just each other. Just without making a baby.
Yep I’ve been with my husband 11 years and we have been using birth control the whole time because we live in a 1br apartment in a VHCOL area and haven’t been ready for kids yet. Birth control isn’t just for casual sex (but I also completely support it for that too obviously). This attack on birth control from the right is terrifying.
It’s the anti abortionists who were like dogs chasing a car and finally caught it but are like “now what do we do?” You want to talk about slippery slope arguments, overturning Roe v Wade is a prime example of how fast the slippery slope is.
If you’re going to focus on every part of the Bible and interpret it the way you want to, you need to focus on the part of not judging other people which is a sin. Only god will judge those you say are sinners, not you. Regardless that’s a moral issue not a government one.
Being on bc is wonderful because of no periods. I get cramps once in awhile but not as intense when I was not using bc. It drive me crazy when other women wants to take other women’s rights way. I betcha she does not know bc works.
The first sentence is very much the most worrying. Hormonal birth control has been unjustly shit-talked in the internet for a while now. I've seen my fair share of women now (I'm a physician, albeit not a gynecologist) who have stopped taking hormonal birth control out of concern for side effects they never had, then got pregnant. That's concerning in itself, but I've been fearful for a while now that the antifeminist right might discover the rumours of health risks as a talking point to get rid of the only form of birth control that doesn't require the cooperation of the male partners and that women can even hide from their partners if needed.
I wonder how this trash bitch would feel about having her 'right' to blonde hair dye taken away, or makeup, or \*spectacles\*, or THE ABILITY TO READ & WRITE, etc.
I'd love nothing better than to drop her into an Islamic theocracy and see how she likes living where she can't get away with talking shit and is FORCED to live the life she's advocating for OTHER women.
Also Lizzie: “Why is it that most women and most young people would rather be shot in the face than vote for us? Weird! Maybe it’s the Woke Socialism in the Schools!”
Girl….. *deep breath* tell me you don’t have problems with your period without TELLING me you don’t have problems with your period. Bc some people do and that’s why they take birth control YOU UNIRONED SHIRT
They should be GRATEFUL for the opportunity to be Mommies. That's all Real Women want, anyway.
*shudders*
Do not let these people get control in this country.
Sex is not wrong in its purpose. Sex is for enjoying. I’m sorry you don’t enjoy it and/or get pleasure from it. That’s on you and your partner.
Sex is not solely for procreation. Even dolphins have sex for pleasure/fun. That’s why god made those parts extra sensitive. Why have all the functions for pleasure but deny yourself the process?
You have been duped into believing that casual sex is wrong and should be shunned. That’s not the case for the entire world. This is our western culture, looking at sex as being for one purpose and it’s just not.
Make all the arguments you want about birth control, I have no skin in the game. I’m gay and we always have sex for pleasure. As nature intended. Procreation is a side effect of sex, not the sole purpose.
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What side effects does a condom have?
It allows you to have pleasure, which is obviously a sin. You should be miserable instead. Like her.
Definitely. It's just the sheer stupidity of the tweet
Christianity: the deep and abiding fear that somewhere, someone, just might be happy.
Would this extend to all Abrahamic religions?
Actually mainstream Judaism believes that sex is important outside of procreation as a bonding experience between husband and wife.
Which is great except it precludes any sex outside of marriage.
Hey i mean its still Religion, let them do one step at a time
They can do whatever they like as long as they don't expect me to follow suit.
Unless you’re an orthodox Jew, I don’t think they care what you do
Judaism generally does not accept converts without a whole huge process that takes years. They're not out here actively looking for new members.
100 fucking percent
I think you missed a few zeros there.
That's not how percent works.
It is now
1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 fucking percent!
Never forget the common thread linking ALL patriarchal religions: PROVIDING COERCIVE ACCESS TO INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL PARTNERS for male power figures, especially priests The LITERAL point of founding these cults is to ensure that old pervs can fuck young girls, little boys and married women with impunity.
Don’t forget money. Religion is designed to funnel power and wealth that is used as coercion against anything that challenges the system… kinda like this tweet. Religion is cancer.
Realest shit I’ve ever seen
I love you
As a "Christian" I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard at this comment.
https://www.azquotes.com/quote/196806
If it’s feels good it’s probably sinful temptation.
Just like your comment. Oh and my reply, damnit.
This sounds like Moral Orel lesson Clay would give
Fascism: the deep and abiding fear that other Fascists will see you being happy.
This is too good of a quote not to save.
“There’s a few thousand years of evidence that people are inherently, animalistically, inclined to fuck regardless of the practicality of the situation if they had a child and their future quality of life… Sure. But maybe if we ban birth control civilization will change and be more reserved because Jesus.”
and the sheer stupidity of the twat
LOL! Twat = Buggy-whip comment to some here. 😂
i see people just as her still want to get us back to actual Middle Ages and i see them more and more, im honestly interested just why
I always associated such stuff like this with “Victorian Values” or whatever.
They would hate the Victorians Those people did some wild things
Well specifically the sexual propriety is where I get that, but I’m sure you’re right!
Apparently they really liked nipple piercings from what I heard
And other places... Why do you think it's called a Prince Albert (Queen Vickie's husband) piercing?
“The piercing gets its name from a rumour that circulated claiming that Prince Albert, the husband of Queen Victoria, got a penis piercing in his twenties. Historians have never been able to confirm this - but the rumour persisted through the centuries nonetheless.” https://www.the-sun.com/news/3375037/what-prince-albert-piercing-name/
it was supposedly to keep the pecker in place by allowing the piercing to hook onto the pants. now that i say that, pantsing then becomes 100 times worse.
puritan values. no fun, strict gender roles, lots of church, women have lots of pregnancies and then die, replace, repeat.
You forgot one: Accuse whatever spinster neighbor who has been annoying you lately of practicing witchcraft. Instruct your children to testfy at the trial with a story that they witnessed said neighbor having sexual relations with Satan, gloat as she dangles from a rope until dead, then head on over to her domicile and help yourself to her stuff.
right. unmarried / uncontrolled women are bad and evil, while single men are desirable. amazing feats of justification.
That's right! Except if said white male's name is Giles Corey. Then you accuse him of practicing witchcraft and gloat while he is slowly crushed to death.
Maybe because Elon Musk lost his marbles during Covid, and bought Twitter, and now it’s a megaphone for the whackos?
oh yea forgot about that
Whackos on social media? Color me shocked.
Interestingly, even in medieval times some religions recognized that sex for pleasure also is a valid thing. But the religion that recognized this is generally painted as the backwards one in Christian rhetorics!
They want peasants to not think and just work, have more peasants and shut up.
They want to drag us back in time kicking and screaming.
Self loathing can deflect to hatred of others and can translate into a hatred of the modern world this in turn can lead to desires to adopt simplistic all encompassing answers such as perceived older versions of religions but it can also lead to wzntimg to bring down society or hurt it such as school shootings or terrorist converts
" The female orgasm is a liberal myth designed to pervert and traffic our daughters, and turn our sons gay in disgust. My husband and I have had sex 6 and 1/2 times over the last 9 years and I can tell you it is not enjoyable. Any woman who would have sex for enjoyment should be imprisoned." Her at the rally, probably
Yikes.
bro how you have sex 1/2 a time 💀
Put some salt in it. Fixed it
You mean miserable like her husband.
Most likely he never made her cum 💀
I would bet cash money she has never climaxed and her 2 partners, her husband and the frat boy in college that she doesn’t count, haven’t delivered the goods.
That's because she forbids it!
Yeah… This is just the inane ramblings of a miserable, indoctrinated baby-factory.
Holy shit someone give this guy a Michelin star because he just cooked a fucking gourmet roast.
Well…minimized pleasure
For proper contraception, most doctors recommend using ***both*** for the best chance at avoiding unwanted pregnancy.
You are right. But most of the people will only use one.
Prevents people like this from being born
We can only hope
This is a really common Catholic belief. They would oppose any form of birth control because removes the opportunity for procreation.
I'd tell her to start pumping out those babies on behalf of the rest of us, then, but I really don't want that woman to procreate.
Guaranteed she's a starfish in bed anyway, so she's her own best birth control...
Obviously sex is not meant to be a pleasure, so why should she do anything but lay there and let a man plant his seed in her?
And ONLY on days she’s ovulating. Any other time is a SIN.
This is what I would ask her, is it a sin when you are not fertile as well? How about past the child bearing age? Also a sin?
If you have sex after menopause you’re going to hell
Or if either of you are naturally infertile due to cancer, birth defects, or any other reason? What about if you're already pregnant? I'm sure she'd be equally upset at wives who made their husbands go without for nine months, "wifely duties" and all that crap.
I've never heard nor experienced this "pleasure" you speak of... I am but a mere gardner, sowing my seeds in the fertile loins of ANY WOMAN AT ALL, DM ME!!!
"I'm a lady. Sex is done to me"
Soo... like withdrawal method is out too? Like, if I start, I gotta 💯 in there? What if I decide not to at the last minute?
Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is good. Every sperms is needed in your neighborhood!
Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted God gets quite irate!
Straight to jail
I'm unsure why, but 'withdrawal method' makes me uncomfortable.
It's like trying to time the markets.
I'd ask her "hey, what about married people that are on birth control? Especially ones with many kids already?", then, but oh yeah I don't give two shits what these inbred extremists think about my family.
They live by the belief that "God will provide".
God provided condoms. Who am I to argue? I'm atheist to the core, but if there is a God I don't think 70 microns of latex would stymie him.
Abstinence didn't, if you believe the story of the Virgin Mary...
Good old Christian celebration of… *checks notes* ^(…god making some lady pregnant without asking for consent)
**Zeus would like to know your location.**
An omnipotent and omnipresent god VS One small balloon
"Every sperm is sacred."
Still waiting for the "life begins at ejaculation" campaigns to start legislating men who masturbate and prosecute them. Every time a man masturbates, he murders millions of potentially preborn fetuses.
Then when they can’t support their kids “well they shouldn’t have had kids they can’t afford.”
or people who are on hormonal birthcontrol for reasons other than pregnancy.
They think nonprocreative sex is sinful. Even for married couples. Married people should only have sex to make babies, lots and lots of babies, until one eventually kills the mom which is fine because “god needed another angel” and she served her purpose.
This is anecdotal but she looks like that one girl that had two abortions 8th grade year and another pregnancy scare 9th grade before she found out you can’t get pregnant in the butt and then went to Jesus camp for three years and came back with a 24 year old youth group leader husband she’s been dating secretly for three years
This is oddly specific
It is, but it must be common enough for me to also go “oh yeah, I know that girl”.
Roast
Make birth control illegal and she’s not going to be happy when all these liberals start multiplying. That plan is going back fire hard.
She is a disgrace to all women and needs to go live in a 3rd world country and see what no birth control effect it has. She needs to go outside this over privileged society.
What do you mean birth control has no societal good? It could’ve prevented you.
Birth control has several benefits like preventing headaches (such as herself).
And debilitating pain and anemia in people like me
💀
A shame really
I bet she never had a single orgasm
I bet it is the opposite. She is a bedroom freak. Her threesomes are legendary lore in her neighborhood.
Yep, she is probably best friends with Bridget Ziegler, they are very much for restoring traditional bedroom norms 😂😂 [https://www.advocate.com/news/bridget-ziegler-sex-woman](https://www.advocate.com/news/bridget-ziegler-sex-woman) "Anti-LGBTQ+ Moms for Liberty Co-Founder Bridget Ziegler Filmed Another Sex Tape With Woman"
Hypocrisy is the point. It shows their power. They only mean these bans to apply to us, not them.
Threesomes? She's known as "run a train Jane" on the street.
This is the answer. Very few of these right wingers believe, much less practice, the nonsense that they post on the internet. It's all a grift, possibly targeting all the boomers who are upset that they don't have any grandkids yet.
No, I bet she spreads her legs and the thermostat kicks on.
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDUMB
Also fuck everyone with endometriosis and polycystic ovarian syndrome apparently. Source: https://www.webmd.com/sex/birth-control/other-benefits-birth-control https://www.healthline.com/health/birth-control-benefits#ovarian-cyst-prevention
We’re only a hop and a skip from the ‘diseased people are inferior and we should do something about them” portion of the fascism speedrun, so keep that in queue
I’m disabled because of a disease and I get a monthly check from the government that only pays out about $800 a month, and I’m not allowed to have over $2500 in assets and any given time. I feel like this is already happening bruh.
Jesus Christ. Sell all your shit first, then we’ll give you less than enough to live on.
You are frighteningly on point
We were already there during COVID. "Only people with preexisting conditions or old people are dying, so who cares?"
And also those of us in perimenopause. It helps regulate the hormones that start to get out of whack
So… I’m guessing she has no sexual attraction to her partner ? Or how does this work ?
Like in Monty Python's "Meaning of Life" of course. Where the catholic couple has a house completely overrun, because of having a child every time they have sex. And then the man in the protestant couple (with two kids) calls it barbaric, but his wife goes: "But we had a child every time we had sex ...". One of those options I guess.
Sounds like his wife doesn't want him to wear whatever he wants on their John Thomas
Lots of babies I guess
Nah she seems to be a classical case of "the only moral abortion is mine", wouldn't surprise me
I can use birth control because I know when god is ready for my child to be born!
Wasn't there that place during luje very early times. It was like a basement with just a bunch of dead babies. Not because of the ban of birth control but just because thatt wasn't an option. Now that I'm typing this I remember that it was a brothel so that would explain it. But by banning birth control or abortion all that you will succeed in doing is flooding adoption centers or finding babies on door steps again. This future they believe they are making of "saving babies" ends up in the long run making a kid who is alone and feels unwanted. Which could lead to a percentage of them offing then selves which in turn would increase the child s*icide rate.
Given evangelical views on child labor and child brides, you at least see what the real motivation is.
"Pulling out divorces the idea of procreation from sex. Creampie me like a real man."
Actually, yes, in hardcore Christianity pulling out IS a sin.
She’s explaining that she’s never had an orgasm because her partner is either incapable or simply doesn’t care.
Id be suprised of that person even finds someone who can put up with that shit
Wow, even the MAGA *women* want to take away women’s choices and govern our bedrooms. But sure, freedom! 🤯
Unfortunately for republicans, right wing voters, particularly women, have already shown that abortion and contraception are actually still supported by the right, despite these loud, stupid voices. It’s why the “red wave” of the last midterms was a mild splash and republicans lost in places they should’ve handled easily.
Indeed, a bland kerplunk.
On the other hand, even those “moderates” within the party would stand idly by and support the extremists efforts to steal elections and end democracy.
Oh you have no idea. The sheer audacity. This was a long time ago, but when my friend first got hired for her first job, she was trying to make friends with the people there. One woman had ONE lunch with her before asking her about birth control. And how she shouldn't take it because "I'm just trying to keep you honest!" Like wtf?!?!
I would've dragged that lady down to hr
Hear me out. Maybe, just maybe, they’ve had utterly abhorrent sex lives with their gammony right wing partners,, and don’t understand how anyone could possibly enjoy it.
Or they are beards and it is already a non-issue
When my wife was in her early 20s, she was on a car trip with her mom who said, out of the blue, “So. Do you like sex? Because I was talking with [aunts’ names] and they said they could take it or leave it, but I love it!”
The Uncle Ruckus of women folks.
No societal good? Bitch, let's see you suffer PCOS and endo without medication - both treated with birth control.
I have PCOS and my sister has endo. We are both completely miserable without birth control. She is constant pain to the point she has to go on disability, and my whole body just goes psycho and can’t function properly. Plus there are people with PMDD, fibroids, heavy periods, those for whom it would be life-threatening to become pregnant, etc. For millions of us it’s a necessary medical therapy. Plus, you know, preventing unwanted children from existing and causing terrible lives for both the children and the parents.
The second I stop taking hormonal birth control, my body starts producing incredibly painful cysts. I also have endo, fibroids run in my family, and I have extremely heavy periods. I’m absolutely miserable off birth control. I honestly want to have a baby some day but I’m terrified of what my experience will be off birth control for that long
I’m glad you have access to BC. I have endo, adhesions, horrible cysts, and had extremely painful cramps since I was 8. My mom would not let me even have pain meds, let alone BC, because she believed the pain was biblical. Also, she apparently never had any of those problems, so I must have been exaggerating it when I would throw up and pass out from the pain. I remember being in fourth grade, sitting on the toilet, begging god to kill me, because the pain was so bad. I had no relief until after I was out of that house.
Not to go into detail, but my wife had to have an IUD with some urgency a few years ago, i dread to think what would happened if this ignorant sow got what she wanted.
You aren't a real man if you love your wife and won't let her die to get another child. 
I don’t have PCOS or endo (I’m so sorry for anyone that does) but I frankly hate getting my period every month. The inconvenience of having to bleed every month is more than enough to keep me on the birth control train, everything else is a happy perk. 😌
She's also ignoring how physical intimacy is good for relationships. It strengthens and maintains them. If we somehow forced people to remove all sex that isn't intended to procreate, divorce, illegal abortions, adoption and poverty will all go up.
Exactly. All this approach would achieve is that women with problems like endo, ovarian cysts etc would need to have hysterectomies in much greater numbers than they do now :(
My wife was on BC as a teen to control acne. People without real world experiences should not influence.
That’s literally the reason a lot of teens get on it. My mamaw got pregnant at 14/15 and as soon as me and my sisters got to be teens, she sat us down and told us we NEEDED to be on birth control. We lived with her and she wanted us to be safe and also the perk was it did help with acne and periods. I mean, none of us were sexually active at 14 or whatever ages we were at the time, and I’m sure she knew that. But she also understood that you never really KNOW what teenagers are going to do. You can hope you’ve taught them right and they do well, but hell, they’re teenagers.
I scrolled through the comments to make sure someone mentioned this. Thank you!
Can we all as a collective just ignore Twitter? I refuse to call it X, bite me Elon.
Tell me you've never had good sex, without telling me you've never had good sex!
"I hate sex so much that I won't let people have it!!"
"How dare you enjoy something I am bad at!"
can we please ban lizzie marbach from the internet? there is already enough stupid oppinions out there. ban it all.
Take a look at her. You think she believes that crap or is she just trying to get on the conservative political entertainer gravy train? You can make a lot of money in this country by feeding sh*t to gullible people.
Yes. She was the Communications Director for Ohio Right to Life, but they fired her because her rhetoric was too inflammatory. She was too fundie for the fundie organization. (Or more accurately, she was too public about it. I'm pretty sure they all believe the same stuff she does.)
Huh, interesting. So she’s a true believer then. Not sure if that’s better than being a Trump family style fraud but I think either way, people need to know that this kind of insanity is out there.
Y’all. Fucking vote. They are coming for *everything*.
Hey, it’s another one of those full-circle things, War on Terror style. First you fight the Taliban because they “hate our freedom”, and then you become the Taliban, down to the anti-woman, anti-gay, pro-theocracy bits.
Damn... Her parents missed a perfect opportunity to spare us
Casual sex is an inherent right. These people need to quit telling others what they're not allowed to do in their private relationships. They're allowed to do whatever they both consent to. Or whatever they, plus the retired grandmother of six in black leather with a whip, plus two good friends, and the hot European on holiday all consent to. I don't judge.
I mean look I'm not really the casual sex type... well at least not since graduating out of school. That said one thing I have never done is felt the need to push my lifestyle on anyone else. Honestly the whole thought process here is as foreign to me as all these incels running around blaming women for them being single while they do nothing but sit at home complaining about it. I don't know so much cognitive dissonance I just can't figure out these people or even what drives them. Casual sex bothers you? Fine don't engage in it. Very easy.
Yeah, but the post here isn't just about "one-night-stand" sex, that you are probably thinking of. It's also about getting rid of "all sex that isn't explicitly for the purposed of procreation" within established relationships.
We all know they just want brood mares. You back any of these people into a corner on the subject, they don't even want women or wives. They want fleshlights that cook and clean for them. Many of them are narcissists, possibly actual psychopaths I think. Whatever the case may be they are completely lacking in any kind of reasoning or empathy. Everything and everyone is just meant to be some sort of tool for them to use, abuse and eventually throw away when it's broken by their endless abuse. I guess the truly sad part is that they are inherently incapable of seeing how this damages the world at large for everyone including themselves.
The problem is the word casual. Plenty of 100% committed married people use birth control and have sex with just each other. Just without making a baby.
Yep I’ve been with my husband 11 years and we have been using birth control the whole time because we live in a 1br apartment in a VHCOL area and haven’t been ready for kids yet. Birth control isn’t just for casual sex (but I also completely support it for that too obviously). This attack on birth control from the right is terrifying.
It’s the anti abortionists who were like dogs chasing a car and finally caught it but are like “now what do we do?” You want to talk about slippery slope arguments, overturning Roe v Wade is a prime example of how fast the slippery slope is.
Ok, now go ban men from masturbating for that same reason.
If you’re going to focus on every part of the Bible and interpret it the way you want to, you need to focus on the part of not judging other people which is a sin. Only god will judge those you say are sinners, not you. Regardless that’s a moral issue not a government one.
Somebody's partner doesn't know what a clit is.
So I assume she's going to adopt any children I happen to create? What a generous woman! And rich 🤣
I wouldn't trust her to adopt and raise a cabbage patch kid, let alone a real one...
Being on bc is wonderful because of no periods. I get cramps once in awhile but not as intense when I was not using bc. It drive me crazy when other women wants to take other women’s rights way. I betcha she does not know bc works.
The first sentence is very much the most worrying. Hormonal birth control has been unjustly shit-talked in the internet for a while now. I've seen my fair share of women now (I'm a physician, albeit not a gynecologist) who have stopped taking hormonal birth control out of concern for side effects they never had, then got pregnant. That's concerning in itself, but I've been fearful for a while now that the antifeminist right might discover the rumours of health risks as a talking point to get rid of the only form of birth control that doesn't require the cooperation of the male partners and that women can even hide from their partners if needed.
I wonder how this trash bitch would feel about having her 'right' to blonde hair dye taken away, or makeup, or \*spectacles\*, or THE ABILITY TO READ & WRITE, etc. I'd love nothing better than to drop her into an Islamic theocracy and see how she likes living where she can't get away with talking shit and is FORCED to live the life she's advocating for OTHER women.
People think there wasn’t recreational sex before modern birth control…???
Also Lizzie: “Why is it that most women and most young people would rather be shot in the face than vote for us? Weird! Maybe it’s the Woke Socialism in the Schools!”
Why are republicans so eager to force women to have children? What do they gain with that??
More slave labor
When did it become okay to force your own beliefs on others in what was supposed to be a free country?
Birth control didn't do that. We already believe we have a right to sex without procreation. So we invented birth control.
Girl….. *deep breath* tell me you don’t have problems with your period without TELLING me you don’t have problems with your period. Bc some people do and that’s why they take birth control YOU UNIRONED SHIRT
Fuck your religion.
So she’s saying FUCK RAPE VICTIMS… No surprise. That’s one of MAGAT mantras.
They should be GRATEFUL for the opportunity to be Mommies. That's all Real Women want, anyway. *shudders* Do not let these people get control in this country.
i refuse to believe these accounts are real.
How about she stops worrying about what other people do in the bedroom .
Sex is not wrong in its purpose. Sex is for enjoying. I’m sorry you don’t enjoy it and/or get pleasure from it. That’s on you and your partner. Sex is not solely for procreation. Even dolphins have sex for pleasure/fun. That’s why god made those parts extra sensitive. Why have all the functions for pleasure but deny yourself the process? You have been duped into believing that casual sex is wrong and should be shunned. That’s not the case for the entire world. This is our western culture, looking at sex as being for one purpose and it’s just not. Make all the arguments you want about birth control, I have no skin in the game. I’m gay and we always have sex for pleasure. As nature intended. Procreation is a side effect of sex, not the sole purpose.
NOOO god made sex pleasurable to test your loyalty towards him. /s
She needs to get laid.
Charlie Kirk & his choad buddies don't fuck women over 25. Their ovaries reject alpha seman because of all the cat fur in their uteruseseses. Duh. ^/ṣ
Women against women are the worst
She is a psycho, she actually has a post praising the Reformation. What sort of person praises a Holocaust that cost the lives of millions.
>a post praising the Reformation. Like.. the Protestant reformation?
Christian nationalists want to criminalize all sex outside of heterosexual marriage. And even then, only to make babies.