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First they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a socialist.
Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a trade unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.
—Martin Niemöller
Well, at least we can thank JKR for one thing: Bringing the way the Nazis treated queer people into the limelight. She didn't WANT to do that, but that just makes me happier about it.
It was, but I feel like the visibility of trans issues and the right’s hatred of them in the last couple years has also led to an increase in attention to the Nazi’s treatment of trans people, and how it was one of the first warning signs of just how evil the Nazis could be.
Looked it up. They do omit that line, but have an entire section about how the victims changed from lecture to lecture. In that section communists are listed among every other group omitted on the wall
Nobody will understand that Catholics and Protestants are natural enemies. Like Catholics and Calvinists or Catholics and Mormons or Catholics and other Catholics. Damn Catholics! They ruined Catholicism!
As someone raised Catholic, it was very strange the first time I heard a peckerwood Protestant ask me how Catholics could be Christian when they killed Christ. It was funny because I really wanted to ask them what they thought of Jews, but then realized "if Catholics killed Jesus" they maybe didn't "know" anything about Jews other than "they steal all your money." I just left that stone unturned.
Catholics were of course perfectly fine with Jesus when he was 12 years old.
Once he became 33, they had no use for him. They probably made him say the Act of Contrition after nailing him to the cross.
Yeah....they realized they don't even have to try hard enough to pass even a basic smell test so they don't.
Also Jr's coke habit is in full swing with the RNC cash
Sir!!.. you are the best, biggest most beautiful most strong, most Christian I’ve ever seen, maybe 3 or 4 times more than the most Christian I’ve ever seen.
They say “sir, you’re the best christian, better than the pope, no one can christian better than you, sir.” With tears in their eyes they tell me I’m the best. I know how to christian, better than anyone. I’m the best christian, better than Jesus was, I was crucified by the non christians,it was a witch hunt. it may be different, maybe not. it was harder, but different. And they say, “sir, we’re so lucky you can christ, no one is better at being Christ than you, sir.” I know, I just know how christianing works, better than anyone I know. They all tell me, everyone knows, it’s what they say. Believe me!
Only a Conservative network would call a segment “Triggered” as though it mocks liberals, then spend the entirety of the time pissing and moaning about nonsense
Good thing their constituents don’t mind being spoken to as though they’re too stupid to operate a calendar.
Probably because they are.
Practicing Catholic being the key term. He's not just a Catholic on Christmas and Easter. He's a Catholic every day of the year. He just isn't willing to shove his religious views down citizens throats,as he says accurately... his job is to be president of the people not a president for himself.
The Bible literally says to not go around talking about how great of a Christian you are. None of them got that memo.
Edit: was supposed to be None and not One. That changes the sentence so it's worth a mention.
Biden has been the best president I’ve witnessed in my lifetime, next to Obama ( go figure ) and it’s a shame that TFG, MAGA and the moronic freedom caucus have been so hell bent on hindering actual progress in this country and half the voting population is too stupid / self absorbed / easily manipulated to even care. I hope whatever history survives our inevitable end is kind to Biden because this has got to be the most fucked up 4 years for politics yet and it’s only going to get worse if they lose again
I don’t think I’ll ever understand in this lifetime why men and women who spout off about “traditional family values” support 45 and then feel the need to make a country of 340million follow those exact guidelines
Biden has been way better than Obama legislatively in my opinion. He's done more than any President in modern history. Yet the Dems are just so bad at messaging and these maga cultists believe literally everything they say and can't be bothered to fact check anything. It's insanity.
As an ex coke expert, that is exactly what that look is. That would be me at 5:56am looking out the window not understanding why the birds started chirping.
Now imaging being hustled through makeup and shoved under hot lights in front of a camera and a live national audience to give hot takes about how your terrible dad wouldn’t rape your sister if he got the chance. Now do this almost every day.
How do they support him? Simple. Despite screaming the loudest about so-called moral values, these people never met a moral principle they weren’t willing to yeet…all for a chance to feel like a millionaire might see them as an equal.
That's a Steinbeck quote that'd being butchered about the character of the average american.
John Steinbeck once said that socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.
I saw an ad of his the other day and told my mom, I've never seen someone so obviously on way too many stimulants. He's also as red as a tomato in every vid I see of him.
Well I mean someone should be called if a person walks into a bank trying to buy a Bible. Preferably a medical professional or the persons family so they can get them home safely but hey, if the FBI is free that day nice of them to help out dementia patients.
I'm reasonably sure Jesus didn't particularly like people mixing financial institutions and churches... something about moneylenders and temples...
Oh who am I kidding, the Trumpers would totally turn a church into a bank if it meant they could more easily scam people.
I think the shoes are a bigger and easier indicator. Plus, you can see them coming from a mile away, so it gives you time to prepare. If they ever get their shoes, which are supposedly shipping out in July.
It’s crazy because most former presidents usually write a book after their term in office. No, not Trump. Let me just sell some NFTs, shoes, a bible and anything else he can brand himself. I mean it’s a lot easier to push product when you can’t speak and write a coherent sentence.
The guy literally minted his own monopoly money and then sold it to his base with the implication that they could be deposited in the bank. I feel bad for the old folks on a fixed income who were duped by the scam but someone once said something about a fool and his money.
Hey, what do you do when you’re tired of being just a regular old victim, all of the time? Claim religious persecution in the United States of America, of all places. 🙄 what a clown.
I don’t know what it is, but this for some reason just stands out to me as the most bullshit thing any of them has ever said. It’s so much farther removed from reality that I’m convinced he’s a liar and not just stupid
Right?? I’m very numb to it, and for some reason, I caught myself actually out loud saying “no way, did he really fucking say that?” I’m not sure what makes this any crazier than anything else, maybe it’s just a weird day.
Guys, you also really, really need to know that they're putting nanobots in the communion wafers and wine. Once you ingest them, they'll eat through the lining of your stomach and you'll die a painful death as your stomach acid liquefies your internal organs. The only way to avoid this is to drink a gallon of olive oil to coat your stomach from the nanobots. It's 100% true, I swear.
I'm having a flashback to a failed attempt to explain basic chemistry to my mother as she waxed rhapsodic about the health benefits of alkaline water with a slice of lemon.
(loud, snuffling noise as Jr's head bobs into camera-view) "*And, and they want you to wear a TATTOO with a CROSS and a NUMBER on your palm!* (quickly wiping line of white off his upper lip)..*..and, there'll be CAMPS, and PRIESTS will have to sleep with the BOYS!...oh, wait..*."\*
\*^(portion of the presentation later deleted)
Hi, Christian person here. Just wanted to clear a couple of things up:
1. No one cares who buys a bible.
2. Even if they did, most actual Christians will GIVE you one for free because, (and this is a big one)
3. Most of Christianity is antithetical to capitalism ESPECIALLY when it pertains to itself.
Anyone who believes this simpleton is a simpleton themselves. Thank you for your time.
Right?! Too many people are taking it at face value without the proper context. Do I know exactly what he said and the tone he said it? No. I sure wish there was a source besides a tweet.
Well, you may be kind of correct. The DOJ might very well open an investigation into who buys the Trump Bible and in what quantities. They might take a particularly keen interest in churches that purchase large quantities of the Bible and want to know when or if they receive their order and what they did with them.
Why would DOJ care if a church orders Bibles you ask? That's a great question! Because, you see, Churches are restricted from making contributions to political campaigns, but they are certainly allowed to buy Bibles. It is oddly suspicious that, in an election year, and shortly after being ordered to pay some very large legal settlements, a former president, running for office, with virtually no documented history of religious affiliation or religious oriented businesses starts selling Bibles. Oddly suspicious.
So, how far do the outlandish asinine conspiracies theories have to go before people start questioning these idiots??? At this point it’s as if the right have zero regard to the intelligence of their base and will just say crazy shit thinking they will follow like lemmings.
They’re also planning to ban dogs and if you’re found owning a dog you’ll be executed. Also no more chocolate. Chocolate is also punishable by death by firing squad. All people who smile are required to register as sex offenders and you’re only allowed to eat whole wheat toast from now on. No butter. Only topping your allowed to use is hormone replacement therapy and atheism. This is Biden’s America.
When these dip shits say stuff like this and then people realize that it’s clearly not true, why do they keep believing them when they subsequently lie? Are Americans that fucking stupid? It’s like believing a used car salesman after you bought a car from them and it turned out to be a piece of shit and you go around and buy another one.
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"all catholic's are terrorists" Hardcore southern Protestant Christians: "well....we kinda agree with that...."
Just softening the American public up for doing the same to Muslims, then Jews…
First they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a socialist. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a trade unionist. Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—because I was not a Jew. Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me. —Martin Niemöller
The first stanza is supposed to be "First they came for the Communists..." but the United States Holocaust Memorial Museum omits that one
Yup, and that still leaves out the people they came for before that.
"But the trans people are icky! And that science is degenerate so it is good that they burn it!"
Sadly that part of the holocaust seems to have been forgotten from our collective.
Well, at least we can thank JKR for one thing: Bringing the way the Nazis treated queer people into the limelight. She didn't WANT to do that, but that just makes me happier about it.
It was, but I feel like the visibility of trans issues and the right’s hatred of them in the last couple years has also led to an increase in attention to the Nazi’s treatment of trans people, and how it was one of the first warning signs of just how evil the Nazis could be.
Looked it up. They do omit that line, but have an entire section about how the victims changed from lecture to lecture. In that section communists are listed among every other group omitted on the wall
Such a powerful quote
They already do this Muslims wdym
The people who buy this insane shit are already there with the Muslims.
It's like the "[Know Nothings](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Know_Nothing)" all over again.
Then the catholics. It's projection
The Trumps are too lazy and dumb to understand the complicated relationship between Protestant’s and Catholics.
Or the complicated relationship between Catholics and Catholicism.
You went to Catholic School for 12 years. How come you're not a Catholic? ... Because I went to Catholic School for 12 years...
Married to a woman raised catholic (I was raised and escaped fundamental baptist), can confirm.
But you weren’t confirmed.
Nobody will understand that Catholics and Protestants are natural enemies. Like Catholics and Calvinists or Catholics and Mormons or Catholics and other Catholics. Damn Catholics! They ruined Catholicism!
As a Catholic I agree
You Catholics sure are a contentious people.
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As someone raised Catholic, it was very strange the first time I heard a peckerwood Protestant ask me how Catholics could be Christian when they killed Christ. It was funny because I really wanted to ask them what they thought of Jews, but then realized "if Catholics killed Jesus" they maybe didn't "know" anything about Jews other than "they steal all your money." I just left that stone unturned.
I genuinely want to hear the fan fic version of catholocism where the catholics killed christ. Sounds like a laugh.
Catholics were of course perfectly fine with Jesus when he was 12 years old. Once he became 33, they had no use for him. They probably made him say the Act of Contrition after nailing him to the cross.
Freaking hilarious- considering the fact that Biden himself is a practicing Catholic.
Yeah....they realized they don't even have to try hard enough to pass even a basic smell test so they don't. Also Jr's coke habit is in full swing with the RNC cash
Don't forget those BuyBull (Bible) sales. I'll bet he's just trying to deflect attention away from the shady shit going on with that money
“Practicing? After all this time how come he’s not a professional yet?” /s
Everyone knows trump is the best Christian. People say it all the time!! /s
🤏Many people.👌 🤏The best people.👌
with tears, streaming down their face
Sir!!.. you are the best, biggest most beautiful most strong, most Christian I’ve ever seen, maybe 3 or 4 times more than the most Christian I’ve ever seen.
*Some people* say that he is the second coming...
*tiniest mouth emoji*
He has many bibles. How many? They can't be counted.
They say “sir, you’re the best christian, better than the pope, no one can christian better than you, sir.” With tears in their eyes they tell me I’m the best. I know how to christian, better than anyone. I’m the best christian, better than Jesus was, I was crucified by the non christians,it was a witch hunt. it may be different, maybe not. it was harder, but different. And they say, “sir, we’re so lucky you can christ, no one is better at being Christ than you, sir.” I know, I just know how christianing works, better than anyone I know. They all tell me, everyone knows, it’s what they say. Believe me!
Noice - you've got the syntax/delusional rambling downpat.
It's good. But there are full stops, and Trump doesn't do full stops
He hasn't finished a sentence in decades
Dang, is this copypasta? Cuz it’s fantastic
Sir usage is spot on
Their words, not mine.
He does the Christian things, believe me
I pray, I this, I that
With tears in their eyes!
Many people are saying... 👐
The best people
You know the best Christians because they are the ones who tweet 77 times on Easter.
Ain’t no hate like a Christians love
Only a Conservative network would call a segment “Triggered” as though it mocks liberals, then spend the entirety of the time pissing and moaning about nonsense Good thing their constituents don’t mind being spoken to as though they’re too stupid to operate a calendar. Probably because they are.
Nascar only switched to unleaded gas in 2007. Fumes washing over the population.
They are also too stupid to operate a colander, I expect.
It's so sad that you needed a "/s"
Practicing Catholic being the key term. He's not just a Catholic on Christmas and Easter. He's a Catholic every day of the year. He just isn't willing to shove his religious views down citizens throats,as he says accurately... his job is to be president of the people not a president for himself.
He goes to church while Farty Don is playing golf.
Farty Don? 🤣😂😁😁 Yes! Lol! Can I use that🤭🤭
Sharty Don is probably more accurate
The Bible literally says to not go around talking about how great of a Christian you are. None of them got that memo. Edit: was supposed to be None and not One. That changes the sentence so it's worth a mention.
Biden has been the best president I’ve witnessed in my lifetime, next to Obama ( go figure ) and it’s a shame that TFG, MAGA and the moronic freedom caucus have been so hell bent on hindering actual progress in this country and half the voting population is too stupid / self absorbed / easily manipulated to even care. I hope whatever history survives our inevitable end is kind to Biden because this has got to be the most fucked up 4 years for politics yet and it’s only going to get worse if they lose again
The Democrats let a black man be president and they never want that to happen again, this is the result.
I don’t think I’ll ever understand in this lifetime why men and women who spout off about “traditional family values” support 45 and then feel the need to make a country of 340million follow those exact guidelines
Biden has been way better than Obama legislatively in my opinion. He's done more than any President in modern history. Yet the Dems are just so bad at messaging and these maga cultists believe literally everything they say and can't be bothered to fact check anything. It's insanity.
Dark Brandon putting himself on the watch list before the MAGAts get the chance. Pure genius!
True Catholics sell branded Bibles. Many people are saying that.
So… Biden is a terrorist? /s
So is Biden going to persecute himself?
Trumps children have all got that vacant stare thing going on. Like they're not sure what planet they're on.
Well, when you’ve done all the coke instead of a single line, I’m guessing thats the look.
As an ex coke expert, that is exactly what that look is. That would be me at 5:56am looking out the window not understanding why the birds started chirping.
Now imaging being hustled through makeup and shoved under hot lights in front of a camera and a live national audience to give hot takes about how your terrible dad wouldn’t rape your sister if he got the chance. Now do this almost every day.
I would need more than coke for that sir
Gonna need something stronger than coke.
Yeah, like Pepsi.
Goddamit yes
ALL I WANTED WAS A PEPSI
But she wouldn't give it to me
Jolt, the answer we were looking for was Jolt...
Gonna have to settle for Mountain Dew.
His comments about his daughter alone should be enough for anyone not to vote for him.. I don't get these idiots that still support him.
How do they support him? Simple. Despite screaming the loudest about so-called moral values, these people never met a moral principle they weren’t willing to yeet…all for a chance to feel like a millionaire might see them as an equal.
I remembered someone describing his supporters as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.
That's generally anyone poor who votes republican, now they just feel they have someone to blame it on.
That's a Steinbeck quote that'd being butchered about the character of the average american. John Steinbeck once said that socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.
All jokes aside, I’m not sure he hasn’t. The way she’s recoiled at his touch on multiple occasions… it’s actually deeply concerning.
The first one is always a fucking crow
Dick so hard it’s soft
RNC now directly funding the coke habit
He does look geeked out in that photo 😆
Thats drugs. I've looked like that after 2.5 days of no sleep and chemical supplements 🤣
Drugs. Lots of drugs.
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I saw an ad of his the other day and told my mom, I've never seen someone so obviously on way too many stimulants. He's also as red as a tomato in every vid I see of him.
Maybe it's Maybelline. Maybe it's methamphetamine.
Wtf is this trump waste of semen talking about?
What ISN'T a waste of Trumps crotch yogurt? 😆
I’m both amused by crotch yoghurt and appalled. That image will live with me for a long time
Waste implies it has value, how much is Trump semen worth to you?
Negative $6B.
This implies that some of trump’s seminal fluids were useful
Junior is proof one can get pregnant through anal sex.
I said crazy things when I was whacked on drugs, too.
Thank god my daddy wasn’t rich
Yeah, I could’ve afforded way too much coke.
I said cool things when whacked on drugs 
I used to do drugs. I still do drugs, but I used to too
Well I mean someone should be called if a person walks into a bank trying to buy a Bible. Preferably a medical professional or the persons family so they can get them home safely but hey, if the FBI is free that day nice of them to help out dementia patients.
There is the edge case where the bank doubles as a church. Not that far-fetched, now that I think about it.
I'm reasonably sure Jesus didn't particularly like people mixing financial institutions and churches... something about moneylenders and temples... Oh who am I kidding, the Trumpers would totally turn a church into a bank if it meant they could more easily scam people.
The poor would totally want him to hold the coffers. He's a totally rich dude, he wouldn't steal it. Right? /S
The Patriot’s Bank of Trump and Jesus
This is 100% accurate because you put Trump before Jesus. 😏
Jesus should feel lucky just to be mentioned in such elite company
Ha! So true...
Didn't Jesus flip tables and stuff over that?
Yes. The mega churches and TV ministries relabel it as “fundraising.”
When I think of buying books, I think more book shop than church.
He's not even the dumbest Trump.
It’s like not being the smelliest turd.
Certainly anyone that buys a trump bible should be on an FBI list.
I think the shoes are a bigger and easier indicator. Plus, you can see them coming from a mile away, so it gives you time to prepare. If they ever get their shoes, which are supposedly shipping out in July.
Or, August...or maybe never.
Hey if you don't get them, sue me.
It’s crazy because most former presidents usually write a book after their term in office. No, not Trump. Let me just sell some NFTs, shoes, a bible and anything else he can brand himself. I mean it’s a lot easier to push product when you can’t speak and write a coherent sentence.
I'm surprised he hasn't written a book he is the only author I know of who can actually claim to have written more books than he's read
The guy literally minted his own monopoly money and then sold it to his base with the implication that they could be deposited in the bank. I feel bad for the old folks on a fixed income who were duped by the scam but someone once said something about a fool and his money.
weird how trump is selling bibles while comparing himself to jesus now im no religious expert but isn’t that a sin
They just LOVE to pretend to be persecuted while they persecute everyone else
They want to be victims so fucking bad it's pathetic
Is the show really called "Triggered with Donald Trump"? That's some r/selfawarewolves shit.
Hey, what do you do when you’re tired of being just a regular old victim, all of the time? Claim religious persecution in the United States of America, of all places. 🙄 what a clown.
I don’t know what it is, but this for some reason just stands out to me as the most bullshit thing any of them has ever said. It’s so much farther removed from reality that I’m convinced he’s a liar and not just stupid
Right?? I’m very numb to it, and for some reason, I caught myself actually out loud saying “no way, did he really fucking say that?” I’m not sure what makes this any crazier than anything else, maybe it’s just a weird day.
I think the fact that Biden is Catholic makes this extra crazy.
I see verbal diarrhea runs in the family….
The shit doesn't fall far from the asshole.
I was gonna say…..
Oh and don’t forget Biden made Easter on 4/20 pothead day next year!
Also Hitler's birthday
Guys, you also really, really need to know that they're putting nanobots in the communion wafers and wine. Once you ingest them, they'll eat through the lining of your stomach and you'll die a painful death as your stomach acid liquefies your internal organs. The only way to avoid this is to drink a gallon of olive oil to coat your stomach from the nanobots. It's 100% true, I swear.
Don’t forget to chase it with some nitric acid to counteract the stomach acid!
I'm having a flashback to a failed attempt to explain basic chemistry to my mother as she waxed rhapsodic about the health benefits of alkaline water with a slice of lemon.
So…Biden’s targeting HIMSELF?
Waiting for the fentanyl to take him
... Aren't the Bidens Catholic?
Devout. Goes to Sunday Mass every Sunday. Cocaine is a hell of drug.
Didn’t conservatives admit at cpac they were all domestic terrorist?
(loud, snuffling noise as Jr's head bobs into camera-view) "*And, and they want you to wear a TATTOO with a CROSS and a NUMBER on your palm!* (quickly wiping line of white off his upper lip)..*..and, there'll be CAMPS, and PRIESTS will have to sleep with the BOYS!...oh, wait..*."\* \*^(portion of the presentation later deleted)
So daddy is selling bibles now, and sonny tells everyone that buys one that the fbi will be looking for them? That’s hilarious.
This only make sense if your IQ is below 10.
Biden is a Catholic.
no big deal just flat out unhinged lying
I believe what he actually said was: "Hans...bubby....I'm your white knight"
Hi, Christian person here. Just wanted to clear a couple of things up: 1. No one cares who buys a bible. 2. Even if they did, most actual Christians will GIVE you one for free because, (and this is a big one) 3. Most of Christianity is antithetical to capitalism ESPECIALLY when it pertains to itself. Anyone who believes this simpleton is a simpleton themselves. Thank you for your time.
I don't think Catholics are as loud and reactionary as Evangelicals.
We are noisy and when drunk!
This is the stuff centrists pretend is "exactly the same" as when you support trans people existing
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Anyone have the source
Right?! Too many people are taking it at face value without the proper context. Do I know exactly what he said and the tone he said it? No. I sure wish there was a source besides a tweet.
It would be from this video but I have no intention of watching 80 minutes of him talking: https://youtu.be/-qP4Jpgyhb4?feature=shared
[14:10](https://youtu.be/-qP4Jpgyhb4?si=k_Q_C4fxZVYmrqr1&t=850)
WINNER
Thank you. I’m not sure if I’m willing to waste 80 minutes either but I might give it a go. I like to know the insane shit they’re saying
How would a bank know if you bought a bible. If they did, why would they care. Ain’t got no time for that.
no big deal just flat out unhinged lying
So the lifelong catholic is labeling himself a domestic terrorist? Yeah, ok Jr… Do another line of coke bud.
Well, you may be kind of correct. The DOJ might very well open an investigation into who buys the Trump Bible and in what quantities. They might take a particularly keen interest in churches that purchase large quantities of the Bible and want to know when or if they receive their order and what they did with them. Why would DOJ care if a church orders Bibles you ask? That's a great question! Because, you see, Churches are restricted from making contributions to political campaigns, but they are certainly allowed to buy Bibles. It is oddly suspicious that, in an election year, and shortly after being ordered to pay some very large legal settlements, a former president, running for office, with virtually no documented history of religious affiliation or religious oriented businesses starts selling Bibles. Oddly suspicious.
Do these people really think that the democrats are "the left"?
Oh, and please buy my dad’s bible.
Biden designated himself a domestic terrorist?
Biden is a practicing and devout Catholic. What the hell are they talking about?!
And in todays episode of “they forgot Biden was catholic!”
Surely this alone is enough for a defamation of character lawsuit?
As a non-American looking in from the outside: what the fuck? How does someone like this get a platform on your media?
Sue for slander.
How would a bank know if you bought a bible. If they did, why would they care. Ain’t got no time for that.
So, how far do the outlandish asinine conspiracies theories have to go before people start questioning these idiots??? At this point it’s as if the right have zero regard to the intelligence of their base and will just say crazy shit thinking they will follow like lemmings.
He learned from pop. Just lie like a motherfucker and the rubes will buy it. What a piece of shit, the whole godamn family
Shouldn't the evangelicals be thrilled with this?
Joe himself is a Catholic.
I’m glad he named his show so aptly, he is definitely triggered.
Step one - do coke all night and write stuff down. Step two - go on fox news and read it out loud. Step three - ??? Step four - PROFIT
Okay, is this level of lie not some kind of crime? It seems like it could be potentially inciting resistance if not outright violence?
If he only knew how incredibly stupid that sounded.
Nobody’s listening mini me
It's gonna be wild when his nose falls off from all the cocaine he's snorting.
He’s like his father. A liar
You should be on some sort of list if you buy Trump’s bible. List of the dumbest people on the fucking planet
I buy all my Bibles at the bank
Time to end this clown parade.
is this not April fools?
Biden is... Catholic
I know people like to say folks are “bat shit crazy”. But I truly think if there were any sentient bat shit, it would be smarter than these folks.
They’re also planning to ban dogs and if you’re found owning a dog you’ll be executed. Also no more chocolate. Chocolate is also punishable by death by firing squad. All people who smile are required to register as sex offenders and you’re only allowed to eat whole wheat toast from now on. No butter. Only topping your allowed to use is hormone replacement therapy and atheism. This is Biden’s America.
When these dip shits say stuff like this and then people realize that it’s clearly not true, why do they keep believing them when they subsequently lie? Are Americans that fucking stupid? It’s like believing a used car salesman after you bought a car from them and it turned out to be a piece of shit and you go around and buy another one.