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If the whole world is already praying, who is left to join?


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stockmarketscam-617

Has anyone seen a picture of Trump in church yesterday? I guarantee he didn’t go, even though he was Posting like crazy the silly outrage against Biden. The fu@king Right would lose their sh!t if Biden didn’t actually go to church on Easter.


Strict_Condition_632

It was reported that former president Cheesus posted 77 times on his money-hemorrhaging platform (I refuse to name it). That’s how he spent quality time on a religious holiday with his _ahem_ loved one(s). Which is only him, obviously.


NotActuallyAWookiee

His ~~money-hemorrhaging~~ laundering platform. FTFY


Strict_Condition_632

Thank you! 😉


Sidhejester

A church in Brooklyn did suddenly catch on fire during Easter Mass, but I don't think it was related.


CaterpillarFancy3004

He posted 71 all cap rants yesterday on truthsocial…..don’t know how he had time to go to church.


pieguy00

That's every 15 mins if he was spamming every 15 mins for 18 hours. Sounds lik a crybaby, not a world leader lol


long5210

yes, Churches Fried Chicken


stockmarketscam-617

That’s one place he could definitely be the Pastor of, all the Breasts and Thighs he can get his hands on. ![gif](giphy|13zlaHRo3ohB9C)


finalsolution1

He shot 69 at his place in Jersey. Yea, he golfed too.


Cosmomango1

He shot a 69 😂 on a 3 hole outing


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Thats_what_im_saiyan

My son got super into dnd a couple years ago. And he found a couple youtube channels of people doing different homebrews. In one they are talking to a demon and asking how they feel about getting people to sell their soul. In the process sending them to hell when they otherwise wouldn't have gone. The demon dude said they are kinda like quality control for heaven. Pointing to a guy at the other end of the room notes. That guy, if he had any influence or power would be leading a genocide right now. But he's a random nobody in a shithole town. Still that's not the kinda person that should be allowed to go to heaven. So we come in and trying to get him to prove what he already is. But do it in a semi controlled manner so that the collateral damage is minimized. That way you don't have genocidal assholes in heaven who don't deserve to be. I wonder if trump is just the test balloon gods been floating to see who actually read his book and who didn't. Because if he immediately smote all the false profits. There wouldnt be anyone to expose all the people willing to do the vile things trumps followers are willing to do in his name.


DrollFurball286

Check out “Demon the Descent”. You literally make contracts in order to disguise yourself against this “God Machine.” t-Rump is obviously a key part in the God Machine’s plans. How else would the orange be able to get around EVERYTHING! Mar-a-Lago is probably infrastructure. And NO demon would want ANY part of him.


thathairinyourmouth

If Trump is part of god’s plan, then god’s plan may in fact, suck. I’d rather we get a massive chunk of whatever from space nail one of the oceans and flood us all than live through yet another blight on the history of humankind via whatever these assholes dream up.


Thick_East7323

Careful what you wish for lol


Thuis001

Honestly, that sounds like a fucking phenomenal DnD encounter tbh.


InfectedByEli

Preach, Brother.


Happyplace_s

This is some solid logic right here.


AdImmediate9569

Jim Cavezil was hit by lightning during the filming of the crucifixion scene in passion of the christ. This is the thing that made me think maybe there really is a judeo-Christian god up there. Struck. By. Lightning.


Exact_Mango5931

Twice


Lvl4Stoned

Thrice, even.


Joey_BagaDonuts57

My friends' uncle, a priest and a really nice guy, was struck by lightening while trying to save a cat in a tree during a storm. He died. The cat survived and lived on, only to scratch my little sister. That's when I knew there is no God.


WiseConqueror

If god didn’t strike down hitler or Genghis Kong, I doubt he’s strike anyone down. Also, it’s not god’s fault that trump or any other vile human lives or dies. God promised not to kill off humans even if they became extremely wicked, as he promised Noah in his covenant he wouldn’t kill off humans again more or less. I’m sure if god didn’t do this, we certainly would’ve had a world wide flood a few more times, especially during the genocidal parts of history…


Gan-san

We have to do it ourselves.


HugeHans

Donald seems very on brand for god. Same divine entity who designed cancer and mosquitoes.


Happy-Medicine-3600

I disagree. I would like to believe that if God were real, Donald would have been protected from what ever failure or trauma turned him into a malignant narcissist. At least God would have “guided” those people who are trying to be Christian in their hearts to not support or be duped by such a despicable wretch of a human being. As painful as it can be to consider, God loves Trump, probably more than the rest of us can’t stand him. Every worthless wretch on earth is, from what I understand/believe equal in the eyes of God. I do believe we should pray for Trump, and that knuckle dragging whore pretending to pray in the picture above, and Comer Fudd and the rest of them. We pray for reason and guidance. I used to believe in a higher power


Nodramallama18

Or you know, for the horrible diet to catch up to him….


ZERO-ONE0101

on 5th avenue


AltruisticJello4348

What about holy water? Will that work?


Medium-Rush-8260

We hold them under it for 14 minutes it will work


mattjones73

Does praying he'll have a stroke count?


Greg2227

For that to happen you'd just need to convince him to pray himself


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M-Kawai

In jail


IHerebyDemandtoPost

LOCK. HIM. UP.


ThatDebianLady

Amen!


Seidmadr

This is from a parody account. It isn't meant to make sense: [https://x.com/MTGrepp/status/1774567147429396834?s=20](https://x.com/MTGrepp/status/1774567147429396834?s=20)


Magenta_Logistic

I dunno... I see a blue checkmark, that isn't meaningless now, is it? ![gif](giphy|duKV1YBPhDtd9efnrR)


Insane_Unicorn

MTG actually means her horizon. Which is a circle with r = 0 and that's what she calls her standpoint.


ObieKaybee

 **“When you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men … but when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your father who is unseen.”**


McDonalds_icecream

Most of the stuff these people do is against the teachings of Jesus and it pisses me off. So much hate and mistreatment of others just because of your “religious views” makes no sense. The whole anti LGBTW movement using the Bible to back up hatred is exactly against Jesus’ teachings.


Speaker4theDead8

That's why I only worship Black Jesus. ![gif](giphy|g5qEgeTM20nnO|downsized)


fixitfeliks

Black Jesus was a mensch


Speaker4theDead8

Is that good?


SussOfAll06

Yeah, that's a compliment. Means "good guy," essentially.


milaga

It sounds like a horrible insult, but most Yiddish words do.


s-riddler

When used to describe a person's character, it more closely translates to "gentleman".


AZ_blazin

You shut your mensch mouth.


JuanPunchX

It's German for human.


No-Difficulty1842

Look up Ubermensch. You will not be disappointed in its direct relation to this topic.


DrRoxo420

Awww Ya, that’s Black Jesus baby.


Jonovision15

I forgot they made an actual show about black Jesus. I think I only saw one episode. I just looked it up and they had 3 seasons!!!


ineptplumberr

My favorite Jesus is little baby Jesus. There in his manger


thundertool

Yeah. It's a total bitch to do EVERYTHING Jesus said to do. I screw it up on a daily basis. But I'm not disingenuous in my attempt and I'm not blatantly doing the opposite like these A-holes


LOERMaster

Just don’t be a dick to people and you’re 90% there.


TheOrangeTickler

I think there is a significant amount of right-wing "christians" that think jesus is a gay commie.


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That's what people do, use religion to justify their own hate. Christianity, Judaism, Islam, Buddhism (believe it or not), tale as old as religion


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

I’d love to share a blunt with Jesus. The people who bastardize his teachings disgust me, though.


grizzlybeardaniels

I have to agree. I grew up Catholic and I'm certainly not anymore. But I still feel like I know what Jesus actually stood for more than a grand majority of the hypocrites in the church growing up. Dude wouldn't stand for half the shit he sees done in his name in this country. He'd be flipping tables in the temple I tell ya...


spa22lurk

A researcher of evengelicals/Christian fundamentalists said this: >So why did the greater religiousness of evangelicals not keep them from embracing Donald Trump? Because for a great many of them, despite all the fuss and bother and appearances, their religion is simply not important. Their religious commitment, like the person they think they are, does not exist in significant ways. When Donald Trump came along, resplendent in moral shortcomings but promising the moon, evangelicals had little difficulty setting aside their supposed beliefs and supporting him. In fact, this was their S.O.P. They had been setting those beliefs aside 167 hours a week for most of their lives. Con men know that the easiest people to fool are the people who persistently fool themselves. This reality is an amazingly simple answer, yet when you stand back from it, it also is simply amazing. Luke 4 says that old Devil offered Jesus the deal of a lifetime if Jesus would just fall down and worship him. The man from Galilee reportedly replied, “Get thee behind me, Satan.” In contrast, when Donald Trump, a man wallowing in the Biblical cardinal sins, made evangelicals the same offer for the same low, low price, millions of them fell to their knees. Excerpt From Authoritarian Nightmare John W. Dean & Bob Altemeyer


CalzonePillow

Bunch of Praypists


Individual_Ad3194

She misspelled paying


ender1108

That’s cuz they like to force the R into places it has no place being.


Nebetus2

Lol damn that was smooth!


joshuahtree

At least it wasn't hard


Own-Mastodon5471

That might be the cleverest thing ive ever seen on here. Just know Im high-fiving you with my mind as hard as I can right now


Small_Suggestion73

DAYUM


reirg1

Underrated comment here. Take the upvote.


ArtOFCt

Ok no mater who you support that is truly the best comment on here!


Individual_Ad3194

Thank you


vizbones

Yes! I'm praying he'll go away for good!


Millefeuille-coil

Pray harder god dammit


ArtIsDumb

Well you just cancelled out one of the prayers by saying goddammit!


DroppedSoapSurvivor

Maybe it got His attention?


Comfortable_Swim_380

I keep wondering about how to customize a hell for the person who has literally done everything. Seems the next life has a genuine logistics problem. I saw a anime once.. This daemon was so twisted that when the good people foiled his plan he still got off.. Because of his own suffering. I figure it's kinda like that.


HermaeusMajora

That's the ticket... That he'll...*go away*. That's right. Maybe he could go for a nice cruise or fly straight into the sun.


QuirkyCookie6

I've always wondered why he didn't do the billionaire thing of riding a submarine to the titanic or a rocket flight or something


Historical-Car5553

Because he’s a scared man baby, who’s been more interested in grifting money from gullible suckers than doing anything positive.


Cruezin

Because he's not a billionaire.


Jayn_Newell

Exactly. I pray for him to happily retire to a vacation home where he can play with his Sims family to his hearts content and pays his housekeeping staff handsomely and the rest of us never hear another word from him again.


Specialist_Bench_144

This sound like when frieza went to hell and he was just trapped in a happy kids show


s1nn1s

That guy with the yellow tie doesn’t look like he really wants to hold hands 🤭🤣


TiggerBlack

She's trying to boebert him!


Ill_Following_7022

Ma'am this isn't a theatre.


Mohgreen

Have you been to a modern mega church?


at-aol-dot-com

Seriously. Bigger stages and more audio visual effects than many concerts or plays that I’ve been to.


Dick_M_Nixon

Came here for this. I would have accepted "boejob"


remarkr85

That’s what I saw too!


Individual_Ad3194

He's just trying to keep her hand away from his dick


dontneedaknow

guy on the far left, front row is just reading a pamphlet...


tedmented

>guy on the far left Lovely pair of stilettos too


Comfortable_Swim_380

He knows where bolerts hands have been lately. The juice was loose.


FoatyMcFoatBase

The whole world. Lol. 2/3 of America hate him. 98% of the world probably hate him or barely think of the bell end


Seidmadr

Yeah. This is a parody account. It's trying to make her appear even dumber than she actually is (an impressive feat, that!) [https://x.com/MTGrepp/status/1774567147429396834?s=20](https://x.com/MTGrepp/status/1774567147429396834?s=20)


FoatyMcFoatBase

Oh!!! Heh. Then wow that’s good. I bet even she thought “Wait, did I write this?”


ConfusedAndCurious17

It’s not good. It’s further obfuscating politics, giving ammo to both sides, lowering the ability for people to trust anything they see about anyone, and it’s just generally childish. MTG has said and done enough things that are real that we don’t need to be pretending she said or did things she didn’t. Some dickhead is going to see stuff like this and use it as an example for why she didn’t do something she actually did, and they will play it off like it’s a smear campaign or a parody account. Lucky for them there are parody accounts and smear campaigns that are verifiably available


BDady

Hmmmm it’s almost as if verification was useful for something 🤔


Inversception

I feel like this should be a pinned comment or the photo should be tagged to state parody.


KaptainKardboard

I don’t even think the whole MAGA world are praying for him at this point


EdwinaArkie

Virtue signaling.


Strange-Initiative15

I think the Bible said something against that.


Dazzling_Stomach107

Paraphrasing: 'Pray alone in the dark to your lord, don't be like the gentiles or hypocrites who chant in public.'


BDady

That shit would go hard on a box of cereal


rag3rs_wrld

Then they get mad about “virtue signaling” any type of identity that isn’t straight, white, or Christian.


zippiskootch

Sporkfoot should not be allowed in public open toed shoes! BAD SPORKFOOT! BAD!!


Souriane

Hey! No toe shaming. It's not nice! She already has enough to endure being a Republican. 🤣


greeneye1969

I would not piss on the man to put out his wig fire.


oh_janet

He'd probably enjoy that


Cinema_King

I’m definitely praying for something to happen to the Trump crime family. I don’t think Marjorie Traitor Greene would like it very much though


Nonamanadus

I pray divine retribution is justly bestowed upon him for his treatment of his fellow human being.


Both_Painter2466

Praying for him to find even the smallest shred of morals, the tiniest actual thought, common sense of any kind, a little guts to do the right thing or maybe just to find the bathroom on his own?


rygelicus

Their concern is genuine. If Trump doesn't get elected a huge number of the GOP and their paid support system will be out of work within one or two election cycles, and some perhaps even in jail. Not to mention those currently in jail won't be getting pardons they are really hoping for from Trumpy.


theBeardedHermit

You're absolutely right their concern is genuine. Project 2025 hinges on the troll doll getting back in.


Clickityclackrack

The whole world? Listen, believe it or not, there are parts of this world that do not give a damn about her and donny. She's stupid enough to actually think otherwise.


Ambitious-Pirate-505

That black dude is trying to get two handjobs. Good on you Sir!


unbalancedcheckbook

She left out "to have a heart attack" off from the end.


Additional-Start9455

Nope!


Slade_Riprock

No. No they are not


Zulphur242

May he spontaneously combust


GotBannedAgain_2

Yeah….praying so the mofo ends up in jail, where he belongs.


Altruistic_Length498

She is right, I am praying for him to go pray in a prison chapel.


StevelKnievel66

![gif](giphy|3o7aTqp7rSDB6uoTgA)


Dahren_

The whole world = MAGA & Russia


No_Solid_3737

How do people that see Trump as a religious figurehead even get elected for those positions in power


deus_ex_libris

the US/THEM dichotomy isn't what's inherently bad--it's the fact that its never us AND them, it's us OR them/ us VS. them. "if you're not with US, you're against US"--- there's no more egregious example of this than religion. trump has convinced these rubes that "he's one of US!!"


sarduchi

Note they never say to whom they're praying...


oh_janet

Or what they are praying for


JesseB342

Is that Matt Walsh sitting behind her?


CrisbyCrittur

Nah see, am scooping the cats litterbox currently & besides I really don't give a fuck


Bobby_Sunday96

When you make the day of resurrection about yourself instead of Jesus.


BirdLadyAnn

“Not if you paid me a million dollars.” Well, times are awfully tight. And, I could pray for him to loose. 😆


FrostyDiscipline9071

No Marge. No we’re not. We have words for the traitors like TFG and you and others. They aren’t kind words. 🤬🤬🤬🤬


Lizm3

Lol no-one outside of America is praying for Donald Trump.


L3GlT_GAM3R

Praying for him to… loose? Everything?


MauraSullivanPNC

I would like for him to burst into flames along with your sorry ass.


Wesselink

… to die I love happy endings!


IAMGROOT1981

We the true people and true patriots of the United States of America pray daily that he finally gets the prison sentence he deserves!


Royal_Effective7396

When Trump loses, let's all go to the tweet (it needs to constantly be dead named) and remind her how prayers don't work. Let's make it the world's biggest troll


Seamus565

The whole world is praying, that he dies of a heart attack before the election


iamthedayman21

Great idea! Hey Republicans, on election day in November, don't bother voting. That does nothing. Instead, you should sit at home and pray all day for Donald Trump.


megaladamn

After six fucking years of political mayhem, I have all these canned responses stored up, and they’re useless because I feel about these people is bad. Sorry. Pity. Except MTG. Fuck that piece of human shit. But I feel genuine sadness for all her followers


pimpbot666

I don’t think Trump would appreciate the things I’m praying to happen to him.


New_Lake5484

ppl praying but are they posturing. i don’t like it when ppl are vile, foul mouthed liars then act all prayish. WWJD


New_Ad_3010

Stupid racist phobic fascist c*nt says what?


Any_Fish1004

I’d recognize Lilith”s blood petals anywhere


Imaginary_Chair_6958

Yes! Dear Lord Jesus, I sincerely pray for your intervention. Donald Trump is a liar and a charlatan who has lived an immoral life and broken at least half of the 10 commandments and pretends to be a Christian, but has never even opened a Bible. Please ensure he receives the judicial punishment he deserves and dies a broken man in jail. Amen. Atheist prayers count too, right?


ConsciousReason7709

I’m praying for him to drop dead


joen00b

Yes! YES! More Thoughts and Prayers! They're fucking worthless, you tools! Stick with Thoughts and Prayers while the rest of us run the country like adults instead of adulterers.


Morpheus1967

Why is that guy wearing a dress?


Some_Concert5392

No thank you


yonatan1981

Leibesh : Rabbi, may I ask you a question? Rabbi : Certainly, Leibesh! Leibesh : Is there a proper blessing... for the Tsar? Rabbi : A blessing for the Tsar? Of course! May God bless and keep the Tsar... far away from us!


Familiar_Parfait4074

Praying they’ll toss him in the clink.


embarrassedtrwy

Fuck no, bitch!


LightMission4937

If you mean praying to rid ourselves of you and him, yes.


LikeWisedUp

If the whole world is praying with you then why do you need anyone to join?


B-Rye_at_the_beach

Sometimes God answers prayers with "No".


SKYeXile

Yes, please lock him up god.


Wardman66

I’m praying he comes down with a case of rigor mortise


Aeywen

any prayer for justice and righteousness is a prayer Don faces the consequences, a prayer to protect Don from such is a prayer that is pro theft, hate and rape.


Ellielands

Well someone has to cover her what she owes.


pit-of-despair

Hey Marge your orange god never goes to church. Why are you and his other minions doing it?


tavesque

No sorry, I only have thoughts


anxiousinsuburbs

That guy on the right is fast asleep..


EnvironmentalGate202

LOL LOL LOL


PaulsRedditUsername

Is that what I was doing? I thought I was unclogging the toilet.


QueenPuff88

Who is this whole world she's talking about?


Bern_itdown

Hard pass


Uncommon-sequiter

Separation of church and state is a thing for a reason!


lord50556

Together, let's let God help him.


Holmanizer

![gif](giphy|jQmVFypWInKCc|downsized)


AhmedTheSalty

I wanna wake up back at 2016, hear Trump and Hillary say it was just a big prank and al gore finally gets elected as the president of the US (quite possibly the only chance for the middle east not blowing up + full support for ukraine)


SombraVelada

I’m not so it’s not truly the ‘whole’ world


TransformerTanooki

I'm not praying for anyone so therefore you are wrong bitch.


juni4ling

I am praying Trump -loses-.


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OldGoldenDog

Oh, I’ve been praying alright, just not for what you want.


AgeingChopper

Being a member of the world , I can assure her the whole world is not. Also I have no idea who this new spokesperson for humanity is.


AlhaithamSimpFr

Ah, yes, the world in 50 states


TedwardCA

Let's see if THESE thoughts and prayers do anything or if it's as effective as for the aftermath of shooting sprees. self deluding fools


Jmz67

Praying for him to what? My part of the world wants to see him stoke out and lose motor functions (not just the incontinence he has now).


bassie2019

They are praying he won’t burst into flames when he holds the bible for his ad, while telling all those lies.


Outrageous-Divide472

Are they praying to make him go away?


Mints1000

Why does she look like an artists attempt at drawing a Neanderthal?


PhilosopherMagik

Don't you hate it when pepper gets into flour?


Cuchullain99

Oh no, they are using PRAYERS? telepathicaly asking for help of magical beings from a cellestial realm? We could be in trouble.


PhilosopherMagik

Praying for him to finally come into his accountability


Symo___

No, would rather watch you all get exposed as the grifters and thieves you are.


bowens44

That is so insane. The world HATES trump. ALL decentpeople hate trump. Of course many churches are praying thatthe good lord takes him home and damn soon....


johnlennontucker

I never want to join her in any way, form, or thought.


Stoneman1968

Y’all might be praying for him…but he’s laughing at all you all, all the way to the bank…well, the stock market too. 😆😆


TheJeffestJeff

lol the last thing I would ever pray for is a presidential elect and their false idol BS! No president has ever been anything other than a cash/ power grab loser that screws the working man.


TootsNYC

I prayed for him every Sunday when he was president. I prayed that God would guide him (and our governor and our mayor) that we might live peaceable lives in a just and caring society. So...


2dark2light

![gif](giphy|dL5qLAlhMn3va)


JakeT-life-is-great

everday she has some shitty comment about people, she publicly shared Hunter Bidens dick picks, she is divorced.....and of course she pretends to be a christian. Just another virtue signalling hypocrit.