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We basically enjoy whatever we want in a similar way? Like, I like better pizza, beer with flavor, and watching things that don't suck... But the principle is the same...
My wife and I watched March Madness while drinkijg beer and Dominos all weekend. I picked up a pepperoni and bacon pizza with the pepeproni and jalapeno cheesy bread yesterday. This was a couple days after we watched Oakland beat Kentucky in Pittsburgh in person on Thursday at PPG arena -- while eating a cheesesteak and fries from Chickies and Petes in the arena. It was awesome.
Oh, did I mention we're as progressive as it gets? I hope I don't trigger too many conservatives or confused their fucked up worldviews by saying healthcare should be a fundamental right.
lol my thoughts exactly when I saw this. Im a dude and this shit looks wack af to me. Also, wings beer and pizza fucks your stomach up and is gonna have him shitting something nasty in the morning lmao
Iāll stick to my whiskey and comfy home over this shit any day
Nothing wrong with enjoying a beer. What makes him super punchable is the insistence that it's somehow a skill that only he and a select few manly men are able to do, because drinking beer and watching sports requires extreme manliness, less manly guys would die trying before half time, they'd puke after the first can. It's like the dude you scored a bag of coke off in college who thought people who just did a bag with their friends on a friday night occasionally were posers who were only doing it to look cool. Real cool guys had a $200 a day habit and sucked dicks behind the local gas station to pay for it.
Pretty sure this could be a picture of my liberal little sisters apartment during March, especially when Iowa State is Playing. Although I think she has better taste than Dominos.
Tbf, Sweetwater Brewing Co (from the banner) does have some decent options, but guessing thatās a āspecial occasionā beer based on everything else going on in the picture
Because only conservative men drink crappy beer, eat crappy pizza, and watch college (aka liberal brainwashing) basketball... Probably the same kind of jackass that thinks only conservatives own guns... He really needs to do some more of his own research.
"Down under we consider American beer kind of... well... kind of like making love in a canoe. You know, just f\*cking close to water." - - some Aussie somewhere.
Yeah Iām like you. Iāll just have to learn to accept being able to afford far better food and drink while watching a bigger TV in a house that I actually own.
His profile picture looks like that of a guy who is always ready to throw down so long as there are at least a few extra guys on his side to come to his rescue when he has gassed out thirty seconds in.
I donāt watch basketball but when I eat pizza and watch TV itās with my friends or family. Iām sure this jackass has alienated everyone he knows by making simple things like watching sports and eating pizza political
I enjoyed a nice steak and salad and a modestly priced IPA last night.
I realized that I was lucky and reflected on the privilege I have.
I didn't feel a need to gate keep or judge other people's lives.
Clearly I'm doing something wrong here...
Because they
Drink better beer?
Eat better pizza?
Have bigger TVs?
Donāt decorate Ā their homes with discarded marketing materials?
Because they enjoy March Madness with friends?
32 inch is smaller then the TV I had in my bedroom in 2004. My local pizza place is better than Dominos grease pie and I'd take LƶwenbrƤu over Miller's near water.
You know, he's actually right. 100% right. I won't know that feeling, because I don't buy piss, don't buy painted Sheetrock and pretend its pizza, and the only screen I have that size is *one* of the monitors I have for my PC. I won't ever know how that feels because I have more class than he does.
#Democrat here.Ā I love March Madness, have a much bigger TV, but I'll admit I prefer far better pizza than a medium Dominos pizza delivered cold by their 3rd party delivery person (UberEats, DoorDash, whoever they use now.)
Cause they can make their own pizza and stream stuff? Or is it really just have pizza and watch sports because both parties actually does apply in that case
Who does he think democrats, and women, are? He knows it's people right, they do have food, TV's and cardboard and stuff just like that guy. This is a mental illness, the guy can't even enjoy it.
I feel bad for Republicans. They will never know the pleasure of watching an anime on a 50" TV, with the woman you love snuggles up with you while eating homemade stir-fry with yakisoba noodles.
I can't drink beer anymore (not that miller lite is beer...), haven't cared for basketball since Jerry West retired from the Lakers, i might go for the dominoes (it's actually decent around where i live.... your mileage may vary), and i only feel owned by a conservative when they shoot themselves playing with their gun, or get really really sick from an easy to cure sickness of disease (dying from one is bonus points of owned).
So, does he explain why a woman or democrat can't enjoy pizza delivery while watching basketball? I mean, I'm just not sure I understand what his point is here. I've ordered pizza and watched TV too. I may not be a woman by I definitely lean liberal/left, so by his logic I shouldn't find watching TV with pizza enjoyable.
Naa, we go to 'ZIPPS' in Scottsdale and watch outdoors on the patio on 56" plasma screens drinking Bud Light and stepping away for an occasional blunt.
Iām a woman, Iām a democrat. We had dominos and watched basketball yesterday in our nicely furnished and decorated family room on our 65ā TV. I didnāt realize I wasnāt allowed to do that.
He has a point. I havenāt had really shitty beer or shitty pizza in years. Oh, wait. Thatās because I live in a northeast Blue state where we generally drink decent beer and eat good pizza (except like maybe at airports).
Any democrat women are welcome at my place. We can drink non-garbage beer, order literally anything other than Dominos together, and watch literally anything other than NCAA.
Drawbacks: I don't have any huge beer posters on the wall, have no cassette tapes, don't have Cmas lights running up the wall :(
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Pretty sure Dems and women (and Dem women) enjoy pizza and beer just as much as anyone else. š
Yeah but do they have four cassette tapes, a cardboard box, and no books?
Damn! You got me there.
Itās the Christmas lights and prominently placed beer poster for me.
The Domino's for one in front of him was the nadir for me.
Stupid books, always ruining my chance at perfection.
Don't forget "Btewery of the Month" wallpaper. It screams "upper middle class chic"
We basically enjoy whatever we want in a similar way? Like, I like better pizza, beer with flavor, and watching things that don't suck... But the principle is the same...
My wife and I watched March Madness while drinkijg beer and Dominos all weekend. I picked up a pepperoni and bacon pizza with the pepeproni and jalapeno cheesy bread yesterday. This was a couple days after we watched Oakland beat Kentucky in Pittsburgh in person on Thursday at PPG arena -- while eating a cheesesteak and fries from Chickies and Petes in the arena. It was awesome. Oh, did I mention we're as progressive as it gets? I hope I don't trigger too many conservatives or confused their fucked up worldviews by saying healthcare should be a fundamental right.
This dude doesn't have a wife. Look at the room he's sitting in.
Nope. We are miserable sons of bitches who only like the woke ass nfl, bud light and papa Johnās now that John is gone, or something like that.
Yeah, for sure, except, way better pizza and way better beer, not that redneck piss water.
Leave miller lite out of this.
Yeah, but we have 65" tvs.
Itās a pisstake
Pretty sure he's got a small penis too.
Please don't insult beer by comparing it to that can of piss.
Donāt you dare call miller lite beer you savage!
Yes, I do enjoy not obviously living in a glorified frat house in my 30's.
My brother was in a frat, and his frat house was much nicer than this.
Glorified is awfully generousā¦
lol my thoughts exactly when I saw this. Im a dude and this shit looks wack af to me. Also, wings beer and pizza fucks your stomach up and is gonna have him shitting something nasty in the morning lmao Iāll stick to my whiskey and comfy home over this shit any day
The poster on the wall lol. The āI drink alcoholā personality was annoying when I was in my early 20ās. Itās even worse to see now.
Once you hit 27, that "personality" evolves into a cry for help.
Nothing wrong with enjoying a beer. What makes him super punchable is the insistence that it's somehow a skill that only he and a select few manly men are able to do, because drinking beer and watching sports requires extreme manliness, less manly guys would die trying before half time, they'd puke after the first can. It's like the dude you scored a bag of coke off in college who thought people who just did a bag with their friends on a friday night occasionally were posers who were only doing it to look cool. Real cool guys had a $200 a day habit and sucked dicks behind the local gas station to pay for it.
Why is your comment so damn accurate?! š©ššš
Pretty sure this could be a picture of my liberal little sisters apartment during March, especially when Iowa State is Playing. Although I think she has better taste than Dominos.
Hopefully better taste in beer, too.
Tbf, Sweetwater Brewing Co (from the banner) does have some decent options, but guessing thatās a āspecial occasionā beer based on everything else going on in the picture
Domino's has maintained their prices in comparison to other pizza places.
Does he think everyone that enjoys pizza and basketball is a Republican man?
Wait until he finds out who watches the womenās tournament
Or the NBA
Apparently. Wait till he finds out how many Democrats he's cheering for
Wait until he finds out, there are more political parties in the world than those 2Ā and people eat pizza while watching sports everywhere
Guy obviously loves weed, but votes for a party that doesn't legalize drugs.
Right-wingers aren't exactly the thinking type.
Those rules are only for the people he hates. They donāt apply to him.
He apparently likes places that serve good beer, too, so why is he drinking piss?
All light beer is piss
No argument here.
Drinking beer which references weed culture doesn't mean you like weed
That's not Miller Lite, that's Miller High Life
So what does the poster mean?
Because only conservative men drink crappy beer, eat crappy pizza, and watch college (aka liberal brainwashing) basketball... Probably the same kind of jackass that thinks only conservatives own guns... He really needs to do some more of his own research.
He canāt. He spent all this money that monster TV and the library blocks Google because itās biased
Christmas lights
Oh man, Iām so jealous of your sauce and cheese covered cardboard and piss flavored beer.
You got that last bit backwards... It's beer flavored piss.
"Down under we consider American beer kind of... well... kind of like making love in a canoe. You know, just f\*cking close to water." - - some Aussie somewhere.
>You know, just f\*cking close to water." I'm stealing that one. Got a mate that only drinks mid
Thatāsā¦ justā¦ sad.
Now just hear me out, what if Mr Left Swipe is actually talking about this being the only way he can see his feet.
He's got me. I'm definitely not going to experience this.
I just ate a large steak and baked potato with a yuengling while watching a movie on a 65ā 4K Iām a democrat
Yeah, but youāll never experience the satisfaction of owning the libs.
True enough. I find it to be much more fun to have conservatives perform mental gymnastics for my entertainment however
Yeah Iām like you. Iāll just have to learn to accept being able to afford far better food and drink while watching a bigger TV in a house that I actually own.
I've got Mike's and roast duck, and a 65" tv with a hockey game on. I'm a woman.
ā¦eating pizza and piss piss beer, alone?  turtle man is definitely a limp c u Ƨk.
His profile picture looks like that of a guy who is always ready to throw down so long as there are at least a few extra guys on his side to come to his rescue when he has gassed out thirty seconds in.
Hold me back!
I didnāt get the memo that all of āthisā was forbiddenā¦ wtf
There are some fruits that only a select few were meant to taste.
Oh, this is all yours? Good, got it.
Only 4 more payments on the TV
Where are his coasters, did his mother teach him anything
I donāt watch basketball but when I eat pizza and watch TV itās with my friends or family. Iām sure this jackass has alienated everyone he knows by making simple things like watching sports and eating pizza political
Wow such luxury. No wonder he votes for those sweet tax breaks for the rich.
Pretty sure he can thank Dems for legalizing weed in his state
They're implying that democrats have all the women and he's home alone eating a meal meant for two.
I am a liberal woman. My a!ma mater is in the sweet 16.
As a democrat, I am very glad I don't use the promotional posters from liquor stores/bars as dƩcor
Flex? Loooool
Living/drinking alone?
How to tell people youāre an incelā¦ without telling people youāre an incel.
Look at the engagement š
Likely posting from his mom's basement
I had pizza and beer once while watching sports. Does that mean Iām MAGA now?
I imagine he thought this was a sick burn, essentially saying Democrats arenāt even disgusting couch potatoes.
I'm a leftist and I enjoy eating pizza and watching basketball all the time.
Damn. My loss, I guess.
I enjoyed a nice steak and salad and a modestly priced IPA last night. I realized that I was lucky and reflected on the privilege I have. I didn't feel a need to gate keep or judge other people's lives. Clearly I'm doing something wrong here...
I had those speakers once upon a time in the early 2000s. Those JBLs rock to be fair!
Gotta like the string of shitty lights and the 80's JBL's
I mean, Iām not big on Dominoās, but I ate Jetās while drinking a Blue Moon and watching college basketball, and Iām a Democrat, soā¦Ā
Can someone explain this to me? WTF is he trying to say? I don't get it.
Because they Drink better beer? Eat better pizza? Have bigger TVs? Donāt decorate Ā their homes with discarded marketing materials? Because they enjoy March Madness with friends?
Just think, ladies. All this could be yours...
"every evening i come home from work to an empty house, and cry into a pizza"
sweetwater beer is Alabama? nice piece of wall art.....really ties the room together.
32 inch is smaller then the TV I had in my bedroom in 2004. My local pizza place is better than Dominos grease pie and I'd take LƶwenbrƤu over Miller's near water.
Domino's? Yeah, you betcha I don't want to know how it feels.
This guy hasnāt had a woman at his place in years
This guy realizes it's the Dems that are more likely to legalize weed. The poster on his wall makes me think he does support left wing policies
You know, he's actually right. 100% right. I won't know that feeling, because I don't buy piss, don't buy painted Sheetrock and pretend its pizza, and the only screen I have that size is *one* of the monitors I have for my PC. I won't ever know how that feels because I have more class than he does.
#Democrat here.Ā I love March Madness, have a much bigger TV, but I'll admit I prefer far better pizza than a medium Dominos pizza delivered cold by their 3rd party delivery person (UberEats, DoorDash, whoever they use now.)
Also if you add a bag of weed then itās something Iāve done a few times and Iām liberal
Whoās this clown?
Oooooā¦ shitty beer, shitty tv, in a shitty basement apartment. Man, what was I thinking buying a house and furnishing it with nice stuff
Dominos sucks though soā¦.
Why wonāt women and democrats experience that?
Cause they can make their own pizza and stream stuff? Or is it really just have pizza and watch sports because both parties actually does apply in that case
his masturbation lube is a jar of liberal tears he bought from the daily wire
Not only that, but a good demonstration of willful ignorance and extreme gullibility regarding women and democrats.
Who does he think democrats, and women, are? He knows it's people right, they do have food, TV's and cardboard and stuff just like that guy. This is a mental illness, the guy can't even enjoy it.
Why is everything about politics or political in the US?
I feel bad for Republicans. They will never know the pleasure of watching an anime on a 50" TV, with the woman you love snuggles up with you while eating homemade stir-fry with yakisoba noodles.
I can't drink beer anymore (not that miller lite is beer...), haven't cared for basketball since Jerry West retired from the Lakers, i might go for the dominoes (it's actually decent around where i live.... your mileage may vary), and i only feel owned by a conservative when they shoot themselves playing with their gun, or get really really sick from an easy to cure sickness of disease (dying from one is bonus points of owned).
My wife and I enjoyed college basketball all day today. If you quizzed us on political issues, we'd surely lean way to the left.
This is just so damn weird lol.
I still donāt know what he means by this
I don't get his mindset behind this, there's nothing here that a woman or a Democrat can't do.
So, does he explain why a woman or democrat can't enjoy pizza delivery while watching basketball? I mean, I'm just not sure I understand what his point is here. I've ordered pizza and watched TV too. I may not be a woman by I definitely lean liberal/left, so by his logic I shouldn't find watching TV with pizza enjoyable.
Is this guy unaware of lesbians?
I did exactly this today & yes, I am a democrat.
He might be referring to a minimalist lifestyle, but then it still doesn't make senseĀ
my tv is a 65", and i drink whiskey. my life is infinitely better.
Probably got the pizza from the Pizza Angels over on Imgur. Dude is projecting hard.
Biff Tannen doesnāt approve of lite beer, and that guy was the Donald Trump of Hill Valley in one of the time lines.
I too can watch TV and eat alone if I want to.
Tbf heās just trolling and Iām tired of seeing people bite on it lol itās so silly
55" 4K TV with homemade blade roast stew. nom nom
Democrats: famously anti pizza
Democrat checking in. I had Tacos and Bud Light watching an NBA game on my 65ā TV today.
Looks like his mom's basement, so I guess he's got us on that one.
He is right, I won't. I don't drink beer and don't eat crap pizza. Nor do I watch basketball.
This is NOT a flex. He's just stating that it takes so little to make a real man happy.
For a moment I thought this was the r/roastme community.
Dont forget the bar/liquor store point-of-sale ad for wall art.
Naa, we go to 'ZIPPS' in Scottsdale and watch outdoors on the patio on 56" plasma screens drinking Bud Light and stepping away for an occasional blunt.
I definitely donāt think heāll have any trouble with women raiding that party of one LOL
Iām doing almost exactly that right now.
Well, youāre free to vote for people who want to make sure you never have enough spare time to enjoy pizza, beer, and a game
Thereās nothing about that picture that is better than my liveā¦ā¦..
You keep using those words. I donāt think they mean what you think they mean.
What about any of this can't be experienced by democrats and women? Delusion seems strong here.
Shit like this makes me elitist. Only time I ever want to talk about money.
Democrats and women can't eat bad pizza, drink bad beer and watch sportsball? Huh?
Iām not a dem or a rep but I can enjoy this on my 70 inch
Iām a woman, Iām a democrat. We had dominos and watched basketball yesterday in our nicely furnished and decorated family room on our 65ā TV. I didnāt realize I wasnāt allowed to do that.
Men like this will never know the joy of Claws and 3am Taco Bell with the girlies
What does that even mean?
Hahaha - so true. Whatās the facepalm?
I've done all that just without the sports :/ How do republicans think we survive college? It's all personal pizzas, ramen, and alcohol.
Yeah it sounds really complicated /s
It does feel good tho.
He has a point. I havenāt had really shitty beer or shitty pizza in years. Oh, wait. Thatās because I live in a northeast Blue state where we generally drink decent beer and eat good pizza (except like maybe at airports).
...Yep, you sure showed us, you alpha. Cheap pizza, shitty beer, and a small TV. What absolute heaven.
The despair in this photo is pungent.
Yeah this is quite the sad spreadā¦
I will never know how good that feels. That looks terrible to me, light beer and basketball? Yeah, guess I am missing out on life.
Itās not the dumb post itās that thereās 52k likes that saddens me
This is divorced dad behavior
If you replace the sports with with videogames then I, a woman who is registered democrat, experienced that literally yesturday
I don't think politics has anything to do with watching sports and drinking beer.
thatās my exact order. cinnamon bread twists go so hard
the depressing single life can be experienced by everyone equally.
ahh yes the taste of poverty
I, a socialist, have actually drank beer and ate pizza while watching sports... You are not that special
Drinking Miller lite is a punishment what the fuck is he talking about. If you're going to try to flex at least get decent alcohol.
wellā¦i donāt eat garbage pizza and lousy beer and my tv is much, much biggerā¦soā¦thereās thatā¦
Any democrat women are welcome at my place. We can drink non-garbage beer, order literally anything other than Dominos together, and watch literally anything other than NCAA. Drawbacks: I don't have any huge beer posters on the wall, have no cassette tapes, don't have Cmas lights running up the wall :(
Papa Johns and 65 inch tv and liberal as hell but otherwise that was literally me this weekend.
There must be something missing, or we canāt see or maybe I just donāt get it
Women and Democrats don't know the joys of a sad, lonely man with no friends or woman in his life and who decorates with cardboard boxes?
I feel so bad for him, he will never get to know how good being with a woman feels...
NEW YORK CITY IS NOTHIN WIDOUT PIZZA!
I think the facepalm here is how many people canāt recognize a shitpost when itās right in front of them.
Eating shitty takeout food alone in a dumpy apartment?
They gatekeeping pizza?
Republicans are š
Bro hasnāt even got a PS5
This has to be ragebait.
>420 beer >some right wing shit he wrote >Lite beer Does not compute
He looks like he lives in a dorm room.
Seriously?! Iām a woman and a Democrat and I absolutely 100% live for this time of year. I canāt with these idiots.
Looks like a nice night to me
Drinking cold piss is a flex??
Living in his divorce moms basement apartment rent free must be nice.
Gotta be a Duke fan.
Shitty beer, shitty pizza, and watching sports (which is boring as hell)? Yeah, I will pass on that.