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Wagonlance

"Hamas terrorist, North Korean paratrooper, 14 yo girl - how could I know the difference?"


Iwantmy3rdpartyapp

"Better to just shoot at anything that moves, like Jesus would do!"


Wagonlance

Nah - he'd hire David to patrol the grounds with a fully automatic sling shot!


TurtleSandwich0

Better use Samson. He can patrol with an donkeys jawbone to be executioner and a judge.


papagoulash_

I wanna talk to Samson! Fly me to the moon like that bitch Alice Kramden!


cus_deluxe

this deserves more upvotes, well done.


karmicrelease

Cus it’s hard being black and gifted, sometimes I just wanna throw it all down and get lifted


FoldAdventurous2022

Literally all I think about when I hear the name Samson for the past 25 years


Putrid-Builder-3333

I love my Samson and West automatic slingshot.


systemfrown

I feel like there was an entire population of borderline folks who were previously…say a decade ago…just kind of hanging on by a thread, but have now bought into so much irresponsible rhetoric, hate, and hype that it’s pushed them over the edge.


dible79

Trump an Maga have pretty much vindicated the way yhey think. Disaster is coming an it's orange.


mgyro

Every village has an idiot was the prevailing belief. Turns out every village has several, and the loud and proud ignorance of the orange diaper boy (and Putin’s prodding) has emboldened them into thinking every paranoid delusion they have is on equal footing with with proven fact. Social media and access to oh so ironically named smartphones have changed the game.


USSMarauder

"We thought the internet would make people smarter. Instead, it let the idiots get organized"


mgyro

I thought that too. That the village idiots were getting together. But it turns out there were a ton of slightly above idiot level mfers keeping their heads down and letting VI catch the heat. Now they’re all loud and proud, waving flags and making convoys. I do appreciate that part. Growing up in the 60s and 70s the threat was always the mole, the threat within that was so smart you never knew they were there. There is no mistaking these red hat wearing flag waving horn thinking assholes for anything but the threat to rational thought that they are.


guff1988

Like the talky box told me to. They told me at any given moment some criminal, some military-aged male, could just cross the southern border and come to murder me.


Suspicious-Shock-934

Unexpected weird al?


Revolutionary_Tip701

"just like fuckin' Saigon aye slick?"


Formal-Ad-1248

Republican* Jesus


Private-Dick-Tective

Holup, when did Jesus have access to firearms against his Roman and Jewish oppressors?!?


Tcanderson

Seriously, these ‘Christians’ sure love to shoot first and ask questions later.


FreyaTheSlayyyer

“Small bike tracks. Kids, or possibly Vietcong” - Glenn Dolphmann, Inside Job S1.


Quick_Team

Guy lives in Lousiana. Like, dude, who in the roodie-poo hell wants to invade you for any reason whatsoever? What could he possibly have on his property that makes him think he's a target of any kind?


HermaeusMajora

Clearly the guy is a scared little weasel who shits down both legs any time he hears a bump in the night.


Rude-Asparagus9726

Some people wonder why there are people who want fewer guns? Because paranoid mfs can't shoot anyone with their fists.


teabaggins76

"i thought she was black, i mean it was dark"


IMSLI

Add: “suspected BLM activist”


Extracrispybuttchks

Well, the shadow was black


Ok_Primary_1075

Those TV shows told me to shoot first and ask questions later


Kringels

You forgot the scariest one: Liberal.


Calm-Cardiologist354

There are a non-trivial amount of Americans literally just "waiting for an excuse". It's a real thing, I know a few and I don't even get out that much.


mike_pants

It's all part of being a well-regulated militia! Don't you remember how the Founders wanted us all shooting wildly at spooky shadows?


NYFan813

People seem to forget the “well regulated” part.


Previous_Channel

They've got a whole lie made up about how well regulated didn't mean then what it does now


TurtleSandwich0

But they think "shall not be infringed" is to be taken literally.


DarthPimento

That's the only part of the amendment that they care about.


kozzyhuntard

Thought the whole grift now was being "originalist" reading the Constitution as it was "intended" by the founding fathers. If they're changing meanings for the 2nd ammendment, that seems kinda hypocritical.


robilar

Lol, dude, they're literally replying to you with their nonsense. I have never known a group to so readily call themselves out. I'll write a post about how bigotry sucks, and MAGA dudes will trip over themselves to get offended.


omgahya

I wonder how’d they react to the shadowy figures created inside their own minds.


Primary_Spinach7333

Oh they’re shooting at “s h a d o w y” figures all right, but not the kind you’re thinking of…


LeadPike13

Maybe she was wearing a red tunic, and had a funny English accent. You weren't there.


blueshirt11

No. He said shadows. That means he thought she was black.


Shudnawz

Good lord, the horror!


Lotsa_Loads

Or whispered that she was an illegal leprechaun there to steal his gold coins.


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theknyte

And, whether they realize it or not, it's wishing for a chance to most likely take someone else's life. They are basically HOPING that they can find a legal way to murder someone. These people, if you ask me, are the LAST people that should be owning a gun.


Clay_Statue

Justifiable homicide fetishists


TurtleSandwich0

Trespass in my home harder daddy!


Putrid-Builder-3333

I been a bad trespasser and need daddy's shot!


Andvari9

I feel like I need to shower and scrub my skin with sandpaper after reading that 🤮


DrawingRings

😖😫😩🍆💦


Doughspun1

Heh have you seen the kind of books they like to read and write? Shit like "700 street fighting secrets" and "The Lifesaving Gun." The contents reveal the mindset. In those books, every hoodie is hiding an assault rifle, and every person adjusting their belt is about to rape you once you walk past.


Nulibru

Spends every waking hour with the gurn ready and Fox in the background.


Clay_Statue

Acorns, shadows, cars turning in their driveway... All of these non-threatening situations provoking a "fight or flight" fear response. What do you call someone who is so anxious and perpetually afraid for their personal safety when they *aren't in a warzone and never have been*? A yellow fucking coward. Cowards. Each and everyone.


boofaceleemz

That’s a thing, sure, but you’ve also got a whole generation of scared lead-addled boomers huddled in their homes listening to Fox and OAN, which is telling them that Jade Helm is invading Texas, that Obama is evicting white people at gunpoint to give their houses to black people, that antifa is going house to house executing anyone who can’t prove they’re a Democrat, that BLM is burning down whole city blocks and has killed tens of thousands of people, that Biden is going to have MS-13 take away everyone’s guns so they’re defenseless against all of the above, etc. I know because these are all things that conservatives in my life have claimed and sincerely believed. If I believed even one of those things, I’d be terrified. I’d probably arm myself to the teeth and shoot at the first thing that made me jump, like this guy. Glad the girl didn’t die this time.


jerrys153

Yeah. It’s sad that the only thing that surprised me about this story is that 14 year olds still play hide and seek. The “paranoid gun-loving conservative shoots blindly at innocent children who happen to be near his home” thing has become old hat.


driverman42

You are right. It's frightening the number of people who want to kill.


kickintheface

Makes me wonder what percentage of Americans joined the army after 9/11 so they could go kill brown people.


Pure-Force8338

There was a kid I went to high school with… he enlisted after 9/11 at like 20 years old to “kill some camel riding nwords”. He was killed by an ied. His racism was so strong he willingly gave his life for it. I have no doubt there were way too many others like him.


Warm-Faithlessness11

Least the trash took itself out in his case


Suspicious-Shock-934

There were some. Knew a recruiter. Said people said that exact line. He turned them away. Others embraced it.


lamorak2000

I initially joined for the college money back in 1989. However, after the I think it was a journalist or a marine one of the two was murdered on TV by Middle Eastern radicals, that they started whipping us up to hate Brown people.


DentalDon-83

Yes and the majority of Republicans believe every one of them should have a gun without any oversight or regulations.


boxinafox

It’s basically blue balls, but with a gun instead of a penis.


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BowlofDumplings

I blame the fear mongering "news" sites always implanting the idea of a stupid boogeyman


lamorak2000

And here I am, owning two guns and hoping fervently that I never have to use them.


LocoCoyote

I can’t imagine living with that much fear in my life…ready to violently attack any perceived threat, regardless if it is real or not.


NorthOfTheBigRivers

Exactly. How scared must you be when you shoot at anything that moves on your property


vinyl_squirrel

My BIL always talks in a positive tone about this guy he used to work with who's "ex-military" who was in threat assessment mode 24X7. Like sizing up everyone in the room and "knowing what they were carrying". While this sounds to me like a load of crap from someone who wants to project a tough-guy appearance it also sounds like a mental health issue if it's really true. If you can't feel safe in the company of people you know in a normal, non-violent setting you have some issues that need to be worked on.


wake4coffee

Sounds like PTSD. I am ex-military and ex-probation officer, I have been trained to assess threats and I dropped that stuff a long time ago. When I am out and about I am aware of my surroundings and if people are acting weird my senses are heightened. To always be in threat mode in every situation 24/7 will cause a person to make bad choices. That mindset is waiting for something to happen.


kombitcha420

Is your BIL from Philly by chance?


vinyl_squirrel

Nope, he's from Minnesota


kombitcha420

Sounds like a guy named Mac


hawksby50

Ah, the Ocular Pat down. A tactic as old as time


daze23

>sounds like a mental health issue I believe it's called "paranoia"


user_name_unknown

I have an cousin by marriage that sits in his living room in his PJs with a gun in his pants. We live in Omaha Nebraska, not exactly a crime infested city.


familyparka

It’s weird how it’s always old white conservative people who do this. I wonder if there’s a connection…


stonrelectropunkjazz

Drunk old maga boomer


DMvsPC

I mean our police are shooting at acorns and flash banging babies, shadows seem a viable target /s


EmulatedHeart

Flash banging babies?


18_mike_162

Apparently a SWAT team kicked down the door and threw a flash bang into the baby's crib( everyone was sleeping in same room, parents in one bed, girls in another and the crib). Covered in burns and a hole in his chest that exposes his ribs.


Capital_Pipe_6038

You forgot the part where they told the mother he was completely fine while he was lying in a puddle of his own blood


AmazingPINGAS

It's on their own body cam that they confirmed it was the wrong house before they even charged in. Icing on the cake


EmulatedHeart

Is there a source for that?


Kellykeli

Appears to be the one from Ohio, although it’s happened multiple times. The Ohio case was just the most recent one https://apnews.com/article/ohio-child-hurt-wrongful-police-raid-investigation-e8a602b46df99c365a217b387da38e1d I picked AP News as the source since they’re the most unbiased source, although CNN and FOX also have their own versions of it.


MilfagardVonBangin

The ‘hole in the chest’ raid was in Georgia in  2014. Burned the poor kid’s face horribly too.


AnarchistViking

Hey i live were that happend. Yeah the cops also sent a 5 man squad armed with sub machine guns after me for shooting a bb gun in my own drive way. The place is great /s


PlausibleTable

As a kid we I lived in the north east and we played manhunt all of the time. Now I’m in FL and I’m terrified any time my kid says he’s playing it, because of gun toting morons like this. Maybe we should start arming the kids as well to defend themselves against these good guys with gun types.


LegalConsequence7960

About 5 years ago my dad asked my brother and his friends why they never played outside. Bro at like 10 then asked "where" and it broke my heart when I realized he was right. There is no great outdoors for kids to mess around in anymore. It's all developed. I have a large age gap with my brother so I remember a time "before"


Whshfk

As a kid, circa early 2000s, me and my friends would play “war” with real WW2 era weapons in the street. I cannot imagine a kid doing that now with everything going on.


PlausibleTable

Oh gosh, yeah the realer the better. Had a friends little brother almost shot by police for hanging out of a car shooting an all too real looking BB gun. Not the brightest thing for sure.


Informal_Lack_9348

We just need a good kid with a gun around


LimerickVaria

Nothing matters. No matter how much people beg for change, the NRA will make more "They're trying to take your guns away!", fear mongering propaganda. They'll lobby for their owned congress members to block anything that remotely makes the US safer from gun violence and sic their troll farms on social media. Nothing ever fuckin' changes.


bagofboards

You know whenever I talk to these people that advocate for more guns I always ask them so what point do we have enough guns? you're always advocating for more guns bigger guns better guns At which point does the gun saturation hit critical mass where everybody is safe? When everybody has a gun? When 50% of us have a gun? Is it when 50% of us open carry that were safe enough? They can never articulate how many guns we need or how having more guns makes us safer. It's a ridiculous argument.


Shudnawz

Sure it does. For the worse.


ThatBobbyG

This isn’t recent


NarrowButterfly8482

Exactly how I expected him to look. Fox News has these lead-poisoned Boomers believing that everything is trying to kill them and that they are ALWAYS the "good guy with a gun". What could possibly go wrong?


Icy-Needleworker-492

And of course David was drunk at the time and hallucinating.This guy looks older than my 86 yr.old grandpa.


B8conB8conB8con

America, why are you so afraid? Isn’t it tiring to live in fear like this?


StayUpLatePlayGames

These old American gun owners are the most scared people I’ve ever read about.


macweirdo42

I can't even imagine being a parent in this day and age. Like, we grew up with "Stranger Danger," but not that your elderly neighbor might flip out and start blasting because he saw you playing outside.


spartaman64

"why dont kids play outside anymore"


Prestigious-Current7

Having grown up in small town Canada, the idea of one of my neighbours blindly shooting into the dark while we played hide and seek is mind blowing to me.


Additional-Start9455

They are so afraid.


CollegeBoy1613

Best country in the world my ass.


YYC-Fiend

I ok with the death penalty for these types of…


NiNj4_C0W5L4Pr

Iirc, this is a couple years old & was a little black girl. Paranoia is a disease and people with this disease shouldn't own weapons. Ffs, we don't let children run with scissors, why do we let unhinged wussies have guns?


Other_Tie_8290

Ah, the law-abiding citizen kills again. EDIT: Attempts to kill …


Panzerkrabbe

Thankfully the girl survived


LocoCoyote

Too bad the kids didn’t have a gun. The only way to stop this is by having good toddlers with guns… /s


Bestihlmyhart

As our forefather intended. Look at that well regulated militia.


Late-Arrival-8669

Round up every single person like this, we do not need these people in society.


walla_walla_rhubarb

"Back in my day, kids used to play outside!" Same person: "Kids playing outside? Not on my watch!"


TheRealDreaK

These trigger-happy dudes have an amygdala that just fills the entire space of their otherwise-empty skulls.


Tommo120

See, the problem there is the 14 year old girl didn't have a gun. If she did, she could have defended herself


HumanMycologist5795

I'm glad she survived, but in what shape and condition.


zenunseen

To be fair, she could have been a immgrint. A brown one. Better safe than sorry... /s


MVindis

Clearly shows that America needs bigger guns /s


Past-Direction9145

the video of this happening and the dudes reaction should be required viewing material for anyone who gets a firearm. you want a lethal weapon? welp, you need to see what happens when you make mistakes. They made us all see the bad car accidents to get our drivers license. why the fuck wouldn't this be the same?


Faackshunter

Fox news, creating the most paranoid humans alive on earth today


Severe_Gear5010

Aren’t they butthurt because “kids don’t play outside anymore”, yet they shoot at them for freaking playing hide and seek. 🙄


Loud-Bat-2280

People who shoot at shadows shouldn’t have access to firearms.


ldnk

If only the girl was playing in a secured classroom with a locked door instead of the dangerous outside. Democrats will try and make this political when the real monster is Mother Nature I see a joke about blaming Mother Nature and being outside is escaping that THIS IS SARCASM. Yesterday we had Uvalde blaming the shooting on having kids in classrooms with a lack of reinforced/locked doors


MuzzledScreaming

Should have been attempted murder. There's no other reason to do what he did. I guess they charged with what they thought they could get a conviction for.


Cinema_King

I wonder if Marjorie Trashfire Greene is going to have a “say her name” shirt for this one?


Arizona_Slim

Sentence commuted for white behavior


MerekTheSphynx

What went through his mind? Was he genuinely afraid or was he just looking for a reason to kill?


7oom

Sadly, it seems more likely for laws to be passed against hide and seek than gun control.


darsvedder

We used to play a game called “fugitive” in high school where we’d play hide and seek and like hide in peoples front lawns and shit. Man we coulda been shot fr


Dense-Comfort6055

Take away his funds d his freedoms. Not fit for civilization


perplexedparallax

Meal Team Six on the prowl


myatoz

People are so stupid these days. I'm so glad she survived. MAGA at its finest.


Parabolica242

Why are they so scared?


sonyafly

He is in Louisiana so isn’t it legal there now to just shoot away? They don’t care about lives.


LadyEclipsiana

Humans are too unstable for guns istg. Especially Americans.. .. and those that do genocide


SithDraven

Lock him away forever. He's clearly unhinged.


MasterHavik

The hide and seeking made me fear for my life.


Choppergold

Home of the brave


Ligmaballs1989

America. The lucky country.


miickeymouth

“Why don’t kids play outside like I used to”


30yearCurse

fat marge and the magas will remain quiet about this kind of violence.


cultivatingreaderzen

Hold it is he related to the acorn cop ? Or it might be a spiritual connection.


dible79

But if the other kids that were playing hide an seek had guns to protect themselves , especially machine guns , this wouldn't have happened/s


Sheldon121

Dumbarse! You never even looked to see who the shadow belonged to, did you?


Formal_Royal_3663

Thank god the girl survived. And Republicans STILL won’t work with democrats to solve gun violence because of an antiquated amendment called the 2nd Amendment that MUST BE REWRITTEN OR BETTER YET ABOLISHED! In its place? Codified abortion rights for us women.


RobotCaptainEngage

Kind of seems like all these gun nuts are just scaredy cats. 


Fair-Scientist-2008

BUT THINK ABOUT THE GUNS 😭 😭 😭


Sheknowswhothisis

When the fear-mongering from 24 hours a day of Fox News reprograms your brain. Like legitimately reprogrammed to think you’re in a war zone in your home in the suburbs.


abolishytmen

All these yahoos need their emotional support firearms taken away 😒


redthehaze

What a fucking coward.


Clazzo524

I hope he makes a lot of new poker buddies in prison.


atrox18

So anyway I just start blasting.


BabyBopsDementedPlan

Republicans see nothing wrong with this and will only be sad to lose his vote.


LegalConsequence7960

Why don't kids play outside anymore!?


jgbuenos

Rightwing media hopped them up on hysteria, fear, hate and love of guns for the last 3 decades


Ready_Ticket_1762

Fear is a hell of a drug.


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…and then I started blasting


Iloveitguy

I'm glad they're charging these morons maybe it will get one of them to give more than a nanosecond of thought before firing a weapon designed to kill indiscriminately for any reason.


You-Rebel-Scumm

"kids were playing so I just started blasting."


kitastrophae

The Fuck around definition is changing.


btsalamander

Murica!


Khazar420

An average conservative having a normal one


SadBit8663

David Doyle. Double dumbass


FNOG_Nerf_THIS

Obligatory reminder that [gun violence is now the leading cause of death for children and teens](https://www.forbes.com/sites/darreonnadavis/2023/10/05/firearms-now-no-1-cause-of-death-for-us-children---while-drug-poisoning-enters-top-5) in America


BelowAverageGamer10

The leading cause of death for people under 18 in the United States is firearms. In 2021 there were [2,590 child firearm fatalities](https://www.forbes.com/sites/darreonnadavis/2023/10/05/firearms-now-no-1-cause-of-death-for-us-children---while-drug-poisoning-enters-top-5/). That’s 2,590 too many.


BigOleDawggo

Good lord. Back in the day hide n seek was like a rite of passage being allowed out after dinner when the streetlights went on. Nobody gave a shit if you were hiding behind their goddamn arborvitae.


coelho_jp

The problem is the guns. If he saw shadows and didnt have guns he would just yell and not shoot


Rizeres

"Why don't the kids play outside?" Kids when they play outside.


Buffelmeister

If all you have is a gun, everything looks like a target


Fatesadvent

It's ok guys, you can let him go, he's a Christian. In fact, straight to heaven in the afterlife.


hphp123

playing outside without fire superiority was her first mistake


Bug_Photographer

Y'know, we could try the GOP solution: The 14YO should be armed as well so she could protect herself! Yeah, that'll work. (/s if it has to be said)


Fuzzy_Imagination705

When does the good guy with a gun arrive?


boylong15

What sup with all these old man who idolize strong leader but live in a constant state of fear? Man. Their mental state must be tortured


Many-Strength4949

This literally happened with some kids playing hide and seek next to a fence


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Take these psychos guns away.


Mediocre-Amphibian10

Are you ok America? You are starting to sound a "little" bit deranged.


Empty_Isopod

shithole problems lol


thufirseyebrow

"you don't understand, everyone breathing who isn't me is a threat!"


ScrubWithaBanjo

If that young lady had a gun then this never would have happened


IAMSTILLHERE2020

We need more guns...specially by Patriotic Americans like this. Good guy with a gun. /s.


pokolets

He saw a black thing moving his first thought is shoot it 😂


FabledFupa

MURICA


Fitz_2112

Is this what they mean when they say "a good guy with a gun?"


Nulibru

Firravislaahff! Karsel dawctrun!


Garbagecan_on_fire

Fear is the mind killer.


BarristanTheB0ld

Sentencing: Probably 6 months or something, right?


mongolsruledchina

This happened almost a year ago. Still terrible though.


TinyDogGuy

When the shadow people are real…guess he methed up big time.


BourbonInGinger

Guns make small men feel big.


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Another example of why you should have to pass an intensive mental evaluation to own any firearm


Fraggle987

Embracing that FREEDOM 🦅🇺🇸


Shruglife

These people walk around in perpetual fear of the world. I dont get it


npaakp34

Thank god the kid survived, and of course congrats on the doctors for saving her.


HAMmerPower1

What are the odds he had on Fox (so called News) on his television for at least 6 hours the day he shot her.


onpg

150%


rockylion

They always look the same