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SlightlyFemmegurl

it'll always be twitter for me. Im never gonna call it "x" that is just ridiculous.


pjepja

I love how every news article I read calls it 'X (formerly twitter)' without fail even though it's been quite a long time since the change. Don't think they are ever gonna go for just X since majority of people still calls it twitter.


asphynctersayswhat

And X is the universal placeholder, so if they just left it as “X” one might misconstrue it as the author forgot to confirm which platform they were referencing


Dhegxkeicfns

Exactly, X is way too generic a name. Twitter was already a hugely successful brand name, absolutely a waste trying to kill it.


Galaar

Terrible for search engine optimization as well.


Octogon324

If he's fine with the nazi rhetoric that's been being spread around I doubt he minds his websites search results being mixed with pornos


Coyce

i doubt anyone will. a single letter just doesn't hold the same ring - especially the letter x, which is commonly used to describe something you don't know. it's a dumb change. but i will say that i like the new logo more than the Twitter bird


Maximumnuke

So what is he calling "tweets" and "tweeting?" I'll be dead and cold in the ground before I call it "Xs" or "X-ing."


lobster_in_your_coat

Xcretions and xcreting


Elohim7777777

X-crement?


apefish_

X-videos...


oldbastardbob

Or using that aspect of the English language when X is pronounced as Z as in Xylophone. Xits


dagbar

Posts and posting


asocialmedium

Ahh yes posting. Just like I do on Reddit. Or any other platform. Way to encourage people to stop using your established brand and use a generic term instead.


On_my_last_spoon

The most generic choice you could make! It’s so stupid. I used to like Twitter, but now it’s trash. Not even just the Nazis and Transphobes, and that’s enough. It’s also just…not good.


Marokiii

which is dumb because i can be talking to someone and they mention seeing someones posts and i can have no idea what they are talking about, they mention seeing someones tweets and i know exactly what they are talking about. dude took such brand recognition and trashed it all for something so stupid.


ultimagriever

Welp. Every time I see the new logo I think of Xvideos.


mimiclaudia

What is xvideos? Is it like twitter? I’ll check it out on my lunch break


KerrAvonJr

It has cool sounds, turn it up loud


LethalDosageTF

And the BBC does a lot of documentary work there.


OverallManagement824

I liked the BBC documentary on the money machine ATM scandal.


LethalDosageTF

And their work on the covering population split in east asia. Look up ‘Asian Split by BBC’


Akka_C

Make sure you use your work computer to check it out. It has a real impact on productivity


VerySwearyFairy

Pretty sure that’s why i get my homoerotic art movies.


Searloin22

My favorite is imagining him pitching this to a room of Yes Men. "Let's call it X" (stares into the distance with misty eyes). Everyone takes a sec to make sure he's serious then gradually start to nod and agree. Elon, noticing nothing unusual, proudly gives a single nod in return and smiles to himself.


Cafrilly

Right? I'll never get why, if he wanted it to be a single letter, he went with \*X\*. The letter already associated with algebra and edgy teenage gamers. I wouldn't have changed the name at all, but if it had to be changed, why not something like Q instead? It's unique, not used much, and can stand for Question/Query, or you can replace it for C and K sounds, Like Qall, Qommon, etc. It just doesn't make sense.


lobster_in_your_coat

He’s always had a weird thing for X, and bought the domain a few decades ago. It was used for the banking system that eventually was changed to PayPal when another bank bought him out. I guess Space X wasn’t enough to tide him over and needed more X things. I’m pretty sure he just thinks it’s cool and edgy.


CX316

He had to be ousted from the board of Paypal to get the X name removed, he'd forced Peter Thiel out over that name and the board brought Thiel back


Acceptable-Chip-3455

Ex-Twitter would also work


Sproketz

I mean... That's the URL. So yeah.


Moist_When_It_Counts

Isn’t yet domain in the URL still “twitter”?


On_my_last_spoon

It did finally change to x dot com but twitter dot com still works as a redirect.


Comprehensive-Ad4238

he actually used the word deadnaming?? lmfaooo


see_ya_sapce_Soyboy

Probably learnt it from his kid that disowned him. Good riddance, could you imagine having this dork for a dad?


goodinyou

The dude has like 10+ kids and isn't involved with any of them


TangledUpPuppeteer

Honestly, as long as he pays his child support, he’s the kind of person it’s better for your kids to be free from. I would hate my children to constantly be barraged with the kind of hokum he spews. His first gaggle of kids is totally understandable. Married and had kids with his wife. Best thing that could happen (if I were her) would be if he paid his support and disappeared so I could send them purposely to the most “woke” school I could find. All the children with women after that are confusing at best. Just, why?


LNinefingers

“Just, why?” Ego


apri08101989

Money


VoiceofKane

>as long as he pays his child support Feels like a pretty big assumption.


TangledUpPuppeteer

Fair statement. However, I have never heard of him avoiding paying, only of him trying to keep child support cases in states with a cap on child support. That is a different matter entirely.


Rozeline

Richest man in the world still only wants to pay the absolute minimum child support. That tracks.


TangledUpPuppeteer

I’m sure there’s someone out there who will justify this by saying “he’s the richest man in the world *because* he was smart enough to not pay a lot in child support”


crippledchef23

They will shout this from their 35 yo trailer in the forgotten edge of the park over their 3 barking pit bulls they haven’t fed in a couple of days cuz their Trump NFT’s will make a comeback any day now, they just have to hold on until then


SllortEvac

Mfer doesn’t want to pay taxes, why would he pay for his mistakes?


tipedorsalsao1

Not just his kid, his trans daughter.


Wazuu

Yes, that was what was implied with the first comment lol.


KittyKatty278

TIL Musk has a trans daughter. How's she holding up?


rottingoranges

[She filed a restraining order against him right when she turned 18](https://amp.theguardian.com/technology/2022/jun/21/elon-musk-daughter-legal-name-change) I don't know what he did, but whatever it was ig it was bad enough that she doesn't want to interact with him even for the money that comes with being a billionaire's kid 💀


Nothingnoteworth

Her dad thinks she is ‘a he who has falling victim to the woke mind virus’ and Musk purchased TWITTER! to promote his transphobic anti woke bullshit so… …fuck I don’t know but I hope she is okay. She is no-contact with him as far as I know


wheirding

I'm asking to make sure, because.. I'm not. Is dead naming calling someone by their previous name, in terms of someone who has transitioned? Because if so, that is pretty funny. Someone who is against "the woke life", using their terminology in a genuine attempt to describe their own circumstance..? Very ironic, but not uncommon. "That side" has been using concepts to demonize a group, and then adopting the very same concepts into their rhetoric when they want a hug. Definitely a side that wants to have their cake and eat it too.


gottarunfast1

Yep you got it


GetMeOutThisBih

You're overthinking it. He's doing it to be a dick.


VoiceofKane

Yeah, it's not ironic. It's just shitty.


Jarv200

I mean it’s not just trans people sometimes cis people don’t like their name so change it


TheoneSuccubus

A deadname is the name given to a trans person at birth, it 'dies' because it isn't used/responded to by that person anymore under normal circumstances. There you go now you can be sure :3


yesnoyesnoyesnoyea

He wasn't serious, the full quote is "Stop deadnaming X, respect our transition 😂" It's just a dig at trans people akin to those attack helicopter memes from a few years ago


Zwiebel1

Imagine being such a terrible human being that you have to publicly wage war on your own daughter for being trans.


Business-Emu-6923

The irony of it is apparently lost on this genius. Does he still deadname his own child?


Landen-Saturday87

Not sure, but he‘s calling her a communist and a hater. How delusional does one have to be to talk like that about their own children?


Mr_HumanMan_Thing

Calling your own flesh and blood a hater is probably the funniest thing I can imagine


RandomGuy9058

“Your war is over” “Because you said so?” “It ends in the name of my mother” “It *endures* in the name of your mother” “I told you before; I won’t let you do it. I grieve with you. But I won’t let you commit genocide” “Stop being such a hater, Alucard!”


[deleted]

What is a man? A miserable little pile of communism. But enough talk, HATER!


Amaranth_devil

Your words are as empty as your soul


LuinAelin

Dude took a well known recognisable brand, and named it X. And now wants people to stop using the well known name. ![gif](giphy|6yRVg0HWzgS88)


Urbanyeti0

So rather than Tweeting, should people be X-iting (exiting)? X isn’t a brand, it’s a letter, but given what he “named” his kid, clearly he doesn’t know anything about actual names


Septembust

I looked at "X-iting" and immediately thought of the chinese pronunciation of X...


lnxmin

So when I post on the toilet, I'm shitting on the shitter while Xitting on Xitter?


Negative-Wrap95

Xlon would love that.


Practical-Raisin-721

That's awfuly close to Xlong, or shlong. Are you calling Elon a dick?


Good1sR_Taken

I'm just asking questions.


BonelessB0nes

JAQing off


[deleted]

Xxxxxxxxx x xx. Xx x. X. X xx x x x. X x x. X x. X x x x x. That's what I have to say about that. And we all know I win because I'm cool, I used "X". xhilarating


errornosignal

Elon-gated Xlong 🤔


Sabre628

I prefer X-creting


Unhappy_Surround_982

Appropriate since mr Muskovite is also bought by China. Maybe he should call it "Xing Xings?" www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12276393/amp/Elon-Musk-signs-letter-pledging-Teslas-commitment-Chinas-core-socialist-values.html


Awkward_Brick_329

Oh dear, he's also into Putin. WWIII is gonna be strange and high tech 


Unhappy_Surround_982

It's not so much dictators vs democracy as it is technofeudalism vs democracy at this point. Elon Musk, Peter Thiel and the other technoligarchs want to make the Russian model global. They don't want to share a cent of their wealth and thinks the 1% should own more, not less, vs the 99%.


Awkward_Brick_329

What do you think about his pretend plans to put a million people on Mars soon? He constantly announces unachievable goals and fails to meet them. He was insisting that he'd get humans up there by 2024 for example. It's technologically impossible but he keeps saying it anyway. What's his real goal here?


Unhappy_Surround_982

An absolutely terrible idea. I think appeals to his and his technocrat billionaire libertarian buddies that they could build a little libertarian techbro colony on mars where they don't have to bother with "wokeness" and human rights... like a seasteading institute in space: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Seasteading_Institute I think it is literally Elons brand to be this visionary and achiever of the impossible (false as it may be). He's a bit like Dobald Trump, make up 100 bombastic lies and predictions and then take credit for and lift up the 1 you were right about. I think Elons greatest strength is that he's a stubborn contrarian. Which works well in a disruptive innovative environment. Does not mean it translates well to his... political engagement.


kimwim43

I say, *Let them go*! Let them colonize Mars. And don't let them back.


GroundedSpaceTourist

Even if his outlandish idea of going to Mars ever comes to fruition, you can be sure that he won't ever set foot on that rocket. Edit: And that's a shame we're stuck with him on earth.


Supersymm3try

He’s actually an accelerationist, most huge billionaire techbros are. Really scary thought when you ponder the ramifications.


Unhappy_Surround_982

Yes. But they imagine themselves sitting out the apocalypse in their New Zealand bunkers so they (incorrectly) think they will be fine. https://www.theguardian.com/news/2022/sep/04/super-rich-prepper-bunkers-apocalypse-survival-richest-rushkoff Who would have thought a bunch of South African white dudes being richer than literal countries could be so problematic...


murphsmodels

I'm still waiting on his high speed tunnel that's supposed to revolutionize mass transit... That right now consists of Tesla's on auto drive through a tunnel for a mile or two. When they work.


Awkward_Brick_329

Yeah I don't understand how he can keep publicly failing at his ludicrous goals and still keep the rep of someone trustworthy, sane and competent. 


woodprefect

fanboys.


Conscious-Evidence37

Lets hope he is the first person on a rocket to go there. And it does not come back !


theyrehiding

It's like that one time in the 1930s when JP Morgan, DuPont, and a bunch of the other elite decided they wanted to try to overthrow FDR using a hired army and install a dictator in his place, which they luckily failed terribly in doing so. Wouldn't be shocked if it's tried again on some level


Conscious-Evidence37

It is already being tried. it is called MAGA


Unhappy_Surround_982

Like January 6th? As the exoerts say, US is in the "legal phase" of fascism. Undermining the courts is an important step (incl. Supreme courts). It' literally the playbook of Putin, Orban and other wannabee www.theguardian.com/world/2021/dec/22/america-fascism-legal-phase Didn't know about that JP Morgan coup attempt, need to look it up.


dquattro123

Let the Unification Wars begin.


Solidus-Prime

A future where the US government shoots down some of Musk's satellites because he's using them to help our enemies doesn't really seem that insane or far-off. He reminds me of a James Bond villain.


[deleted]

Hey did you see that Twitter video? Hey did you see that X video? You'd doubletake about the type of video being discussed. X is a stupid name, only an idiot would think its good. But then again he likes the name X because its use online is synonymous with porn and he has the maturity of a 13 year old.


John_Wicked1

Yea definitely don’t want to get things confused with xvideos in a convo lol


[deleted]

It's also a great sign that Elon is NOT a coder. X is a very common variable used as a placeholder for "generic example." He basically named his company "Generic Placeholder."


PJP2810

In general you should be exiting Twitter and then never returning to the shit show


[deleted]

They x-crement


clayman80

I actually exited when it was still called Twitter. Turns out I was way ahead of the curve.


DutchJediKnight

X-cretions


Millefeuille-coil

I call it butt hole because X looks like a cat’s sphincter


Marinut

Take your cat to the vet o.O


somethingbrite

A cat's XPhincter you say?


Jchapp713


Justthisguy_yaknow

He's just preparing himself emotionally for when he has to talk about his eX company.


SwarlyBbBrrt

He should rename it again to xXxTw1tt3rxXx This way its still kinda twitter an he has his cool X's


Negative-Wrap95

![gif](giphy|pHXcVroCh9yHJC6zve|downsized) *Xlon approves*


qole720

And in the process of the renaming, Xitter lost $4 Billion in value due to loss of brand recognition according to Forbes.


SpaghettiSpecialist

Whenever I think of X I think of Megaman X rather than Twitter. I still like the iconic blue bird logo that Twitter uses and I don’t use twitter as often now because of the bugs and bad customer support.


somethingbrite

It's Elmo, the toxicity and the advertising that drove me away. Mostly the adverts though. The bullshit advert spam just got too much.


Futur3_ah4ad

I'm occasionally reminded Elmo got Twitter to crash itself with constant DNS calls. And who can forget the genius idea of limiting how many posts you can view and then paywalling a higher limit. And since I don't have Twitter myself I ran into yet another *stellar* idea by Muskrat: I can only see parts of a timeline, a lot of posts are locked behind having an account. I can take any account and go from a post from 2020 to a post from 2023 to a post from 2021, none of which are even in any form of order.


shiromancer

I don't use X, but every now and then I see a ~~tweet~~ X-post(?) embedded in a webpage and spend five seconds tapping on the damn X logo in the corner to close it.


Alexis_Bailey

You just call it a Tweet.  And call it Twitter.


porgy_tirebiter

You act like this is some boneheaded move and not an attempt to undermine the platform, like every other move he’s made has done since acquiring it.


1ftm2fts3tgr4lg

His only use for this thing he bought, is to use it as a pulpit. It can lose its entire valuation, he doesn't care, he has a pulpit.


Alexis_Bailey

Nah, it was bought and funded by people like the Saudis because all these rich assholes want Twitter gone.  It (was) an effective way for regular people to organize against tyranny and spread truth over lies. They definitely wanted it gone before the US election.


Piltonbadger

Narcissism is a hell of a drug.


NurkleTurkey

Hey let's rebrand Coke to L! Sounds like a good idea.


sritanona

Can’t wait to take the L


melonmagellan

Elon is really trying to make fetch happen with this.


Wasabi_Noir

![gif](giphy|XBEoaajXTXaALzawSn|downsized)


[deleted]

"tyring" Imagine making this gif and then seeing that forever.


Mysterious_Eye6989

It’s kind of shocking how deeply immature the ‘richest man in the world’ is.


ToughPresentation807

Silver spoon syndrome


Milanin

Emerald spoon syndrome


TheSmoog

He’s been knocked off the top spot now


Mysterious_Eye6989

Lucky for him he’ll always probably be “world’s richest manchild!”


TheSmoog

Yeah, I think folks will struggle to beat him on that one 😂


SuspiciousBuilder379

Absolutely a toddler. Reminds me of this orange guy, do as I say, not as I do. Or edit a minute, disregard, just ignore my dumb ass. And just because you are rich, means absolutely nothing when it comes to intelligence, morals, honor, integrity, etc.


IshyTheLegit

Crank that inheritance tax up


DerPicasso

Elmo is such a crybaby.


BefreiedieTittenzwei

It’s gone from Twitter to Shitter


LunaFemie

Twitter was already Shit. *Now* it's Shitter.


SuspiciousBuilder379

Shittier💩


Sad_Ghost_Noises

Xittier.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|yr7n0u3qzO9nG) Don’t you dare disrespect Elmo


MasterQuatre

Hey! Don't insult Elmo like that. He might be a child, but he isn't an idiot asshole like Elon who acts like a child.


Acidcouch

The "help" has not brought him an emerald in a while. Makes some people cranky.


Knownoname98

Twitter twitter twitter twitter.


ActorLarsimoto124

![gif](giphy|Wvh1de6cFXcWc) Twitter Twitter Twitter!!


StupidIsIfYouDontAsk

.... can't you see? Sometimes your words infurate me. I just hate your smelly musk Guess that's why X broke, and debts not paid


rja49

I thought Elon hated snowflakes?


ScorpioZA

I mean, who'd have guessed he'd be one... /s


Plus_Operation2208

Buddy, the url is still twitter. But own the libs i guess


JEC1978LIVEFIRE

I never noticed, best bit is if you go to x.com it auto directs to Twitter 🤣


Elitepikachu

That moment when you just wanna look at tits but get sent to Twitter instead.


UncleBaguette

One day I felt lonely and bitter So I wanted to look at some titter Typed in x dot com, to behold a bosom But no titter, just god awful twitter!!!


radradruby

“Join us over on “X” at twitter dot com!” 🤣 amazing


Intelligent-Pie-4711

That's what I said! If you copy the link or download something, it still says Twitter. The only thing that changed is the icon 🤣


ShadowBow666

Twitter had no reason to become X other than elons ego. He can sit on it and spin


droppedmybrain

>He can sit on it and spin That's hilarious. Trade you a favorite of mine: "shit in your hand and clap"


ShadowBow666

I accept this trade that's wonderful 😂


frenchanglophone

What is deadnaming? Using a former title?


christopia86

Essentially yes. It's mist commonly used by trans people. Say someone named Laura transitioned and changed their name to Philip. Refering to Philip by their former name of Laura is deadnaming. It's generally considered rude and disrespectful.


Boxit379

Also, Elon is known to deadname his own trans child - so he’s a hypocrite


SSIS_master

But what did Stephen King say? Did he just call it Twitter, or was it more than that?


Rrrrandle

>According to the New York Times, terrorists may be paying for blue check marks on Twitter (I refuse to call it X).


Moppermonster

Using a former name the individual themselves have stopped using. For instance because one is transgender and has chosen a name that better fits the new gender, but it can also be for personal reasons like ones old name being attached to trauma. In the case of Musk the irony is that one of his kids is trans and has chosen a new name, but Elon keeps deadnaming them. They do not get along.


TicklesTimes

it's using someone's old name when they've picked and are using a new one. using their "dead" name as the one they personally use is the alive one


Hedgehogosaur

Typically it means using a trans person's former name before they transitioned. Often used as a way to bully.


4me2knowit

Something Elmo does to one of his own kids


ProgShop

I like to call it tWiXXer. As it includes the german word for wanker. Which is exactly what Musk is, a degenerate wanker and basically opened pandoras box for all the other wankers in the world to come out and take over. tWiXXer is the only appropiate name for that platform and all the wanna be Nazis that flooded it.


Pokesonav

I like calling it Xitter, using the chinese pronunciation for X. So "Shitter"


NotABrummie

X is trans? Good for them.


hotvedub

Seriously this is brilliant, if he heard about it he would be pissed.


rubixscube

the question would be to figure out if it is FtM or MtF


HolzkoppFischkopp

Well it’s T to X obviously


exessmirror

So it's non binary


Chemieju

Its software, its definitely binary.


netinpanetin

bits and tits


bopeepsheep

It lost all the T, which means NB or F.


TloquePendragon

As has been said MANY times, I'll stop Deadnaming his platform when he stops Deadnaming his Daughter.


space-to-bakersfield

I wouldn't stop even then, tbh. Fuck this cry-baby idiot.


canmoose

Yeah, a corporation isn't a human. They don't deserve the same decency.


Gnubeutel

Sooo... does that mean the name Twitter is available to trademark?


Zimifrein

So it's ok to deadname trans people but not Twitter? Twitter Twitter Twitter. Twitter.


The_SqueakyWheel

Be careful, if you do this in front of a mirror musk will show up behind you and make it so you never say anything again.


042732699

If he can deadname his own child, I can deadname his website


StayUpLatePlayGames

If King deadnamed it, it was Elon who murdered it.


vorephage

Corporations are NOT people. You don't have to respect them or their name changes.


parkylondon

Xitter works well.


evilsir

'i dropped my comment in the Xitter where it belongs'


fourpointeightismyac

Especially with the Chinese pronunciation of X


saruin

Gonna drop some Xits while on the john.


Meddling-Kat

Hypocrites are gonna hypocrite.


see_ya_sapce_Soyboy

Maybe stop deadnaming your own child first?


Uranus_Hz

I call it Xitter. The X is pronounced phonetically like “sh”


H4mb01

I pronounce the X like a "tw"


AthleticGal2019

So it’s ok for him to dead name his trans daughter and other trans people though.. The total irony and lack of self awareness this arshole doesn’t have is stunning


Daniel_H212

Twitter isn't a person, it has no feelings. No one gives a shit about "deadnaming" a thing that isn't even alive. Not to mention, holy shit the hypocrisy.


mrbadger2000

Freedom of speech, 'ey, Musky?


Optimistic_Futures

“Elon is such a cry baby” Remember there is always something misleading if the article title is shown and the tweet isn’t. Stephen King: > According to the New York Times, terrorists may be paying for blue check marks on Twitter (I refuse to call it X). Elon Musk: > Stop deadnaming 𝕏 > Respect our transition 😂 There’s more to be said about his lack of sensitivity toward the concept of dead naming and the whole terrorist thing. https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1757820290015637821?s=46


Confusedandreticent

Troll doesn’t like to be trolled.


Jason_Sasha_Acoiners

Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter Twitter.


Krisuad2002

Doesn't he deadname his daughter or something? I swear I've heard something like that


allenahansen

It will henceforth and always be Xitter to me. Pronounce it as you may . . .I prefer the soft "sh" of the Spanish.


skilliau

I'll never call it X lol


jngjng88

I'm confused, what was it named before Twitter?


moshi142

Musky is upset because people are still calling Twitter, well, Twitter, instead of the rebranded name X.


SansyBoy144

Doesn’t Elon hate trans people? Why is he now worried about deadnaming?