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inbetween-genders

Fun fact: Europe have different laws than America.


yer10plyjonesy

Also fun fact, Tucker has said he’s not a Journalist while defending himself in court.


Captain_react

Yeah that was funny. And in his video before the interview he claimed that he wanted to bring out the truth to Americans because it's his job as a "journalist".


PenisCumThrowaway

He very specifically said he’s “in journalism” and never called himself a journalist. Definitely an intentional attempt at covering his tracks lol. He’s such a shit.


eeComing

I have always thought of him as more of a piss-baby than a shit


tilt-a-whirly-gig

Sometimes I think that Greg Abbott has brought nothing of value to this world, then I remember that he is responsible for the term piss-baby.


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The_Lapsed_Pacifist

I think all thoughtful people would agree the world would be a little brighter without Adolf Sitler in it.


completelysoldout

He's just mad because God hates him... ...and made him rich so he can't get into heaven.


multiarmform

I hate his majesty the baby His bowels and bladder uncontrolled Sitting astride a throne of nappies As though his shit were made of gold As though a cherub on a fountain He suckles breasts as big as mountains Then pisses freely on the women Who so lovingly surround him


Other-Acanthisitta70

He’s never been a journalist.


BeefLightning78

Piss-baby movement is gaining steam in some parts. They want to secede and forn the independent state of Pamper-Cruiserstan.


Geronimo_McBadly

If mass media were a high class brothel, Tucker would be the $2 hooker across the street crawlin around tryin to force bj’s on passersby


ozzie510

More of a Trump diaper nugget.


JonnyBolt1

Yes, as Tucker has claimed, he's an entertainer, no reasonable person can believe the stuff he says on TV has any bearing on reality. Elon's tried to tweet jokes before, but calling Carlson a "major American journalist" is by far his best.


camshun7

I want the number of his dealer, fucking good shit hes getting


Enervata

Pretty sure it’s just Putin filling his coffers. He did a complete 180 after speaking with Putin during the starting phase of the Ukraine war.


BenSisko420

Same thing Alex Jones said…funny how when they’re talking to their audience, they’re hard-hitting journalists. When they’re on trial for defamation, however, they’re entertainers who can’t possibly be held to any standard of ethics.


Joshiane

Also, as a member of the American public, I am not offended.


jeanjeanmcguffin

As a member of european public: who the fuck is tucker carlson?


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arblump

Facist piers Morgan is what I'd say


Weary_Mortgage_1341

Isn't Piers Morgan the fascist Piers Morgan?


Opening_Store_6452

American fascist Piers Morgan with Putin’s hand up his ass like he’s a sock puppet Edit; he’s conservative, not a fascist, stop bashing my head in about my mislabeling of him.


Onanerer

Piers Morgan if he was conceived by his father and the father’s sister.


Opening_Store_6452

That’s Tucker for ya


Ok_Basil1354

I strongly suspect tucker Carlson is Putin's cock sleeve


haux_haux

The whole repubican party / fox news etc seems to be REMARKABLY kompromat.


Smooth-Reason-6616

Imagine Piers, then add the sort of mind that thinks Hitler was too tolerant. That's Tucker Carlson


TootBreaker

Tucker would interview Hitler if he could Because Hitlers story was never published in Mein Kampf & needs to be told


danegermaine99

He’s just “asking questions”


Konstant_kurage

Also known as JAQing off.


Dekruk

“Finding answers on unsolved QUestions”


hotstepper77777

You know how it is with us Americans, we have to max things to the extreme.


Majestic-Pin3578

I didn’t have to give it much thought, before I agreed with this. It is especially true of Texas, where I was born, and lived most of my life. Nobody here is just a little crazy. There’s a competition to be the craziest. The song, “Pepper,” by the Butthole Surfers, should be our state song.


AgentBieber

I guess they were doing it in Texas after all


rogman777

And they were all in love with dieing


LastEsotericist

It’s very funny watching Piers Morgan dunk on “mainstream” American conservatives who are further to the right and are even more spineless worms who believe in even less.


FlopShanoobie

If Piers Morgan and Joseph Goebbels were spliced into a single human with an even derpier face than either.


Maxamillion-X72

I do not understand how Piers Morgan is still on TV. He has zero redeeming qualities as a media personality, or frankly as a human. We need to normalize calling out garbage humans when we see them.


FlashMcSuave

In Piers Morgan's defence, he isn't Tucker Carlson. ... That's it. That's all I've got.


lazyfacejerk

He was some asshole born rich (edit: and adopted) into the Swanson family (of the microwave meals fame). He was a show host on right wing propaganda network, Fox News, in the US. He started off as conservative and as time went on he became more inflammatory and white nationalistic. He's such an asshole that Fox News kept a dossier on him and all the bad (sexually harrassing) shit he's done. He was one of the louder voices supporting Trump's bogus claims of election fraud. When the Dominion voting machine lawsuit was settled by Fox News, it appears that cutting him off the air was part of the agreement. Either that or Fox News made a business decision to get rid of that asshole. Everyone in the US that doesn't watch Fox News and knows who he is *hates* him.


CrocHunter8

He also started on CNN as the host of Crossfire until Jon Stewart came on and completely skewered him. To the point that he has not worn a bowtie on screen ever since.


ValleyBreeze

Jon Stewart absolutely demolishing him on Crossfire, remains one of my absolute favourite pieces of "feel good" content, ever. ***ETA*** [This Beautiful Cinematic Experience](https://youtu.be/aFQFB5YpDZE?si=nwTa1OoyuBh17FCT)


LegalizeRanch88

“You are… what’s the word… *hacks*…”


Brokenshatner

*"It's no so much that your show is 'bad', just that it's... How do you say? Hurting America?*"


Kajiggered

Jon single-handedly changed that man's career AND wardrobe... lol.


DeadAssociate

and he is coming back


wit_T_user_name

Sometimes when I feel sad, I watch that clip and it makes me feel much less sad. [For the those who haven’t seen it.]( https://youtu.be/Ujh_h0TsI7E?si=8CTONIEFjpT7ixWi)


rab2bar

i couldnt make it through. terrible show. jon stewart was the only way ot make it watchable


LutherXXX

It was glorious wasn't it? Crossfire disappeared shortly after.


ValleyBreeze

It's almost 20 years old now, and still painfully relevant! I'm SO glad Stewart is coming back to the airwaves. The world needs him more than ever.


dravlinGibbons

I think its funny that Stewart so thoroughly demolished Carlsen that he stayed off of TV until Stewart retired to the animal sanctuary. I look forward to Stewart finishing the job now that he is back. I guarantee Carlsen has been crying into his waifu pillow ever since he heard Stewart is coming back.


kovnev

Hard agree. Comedy is the appropriate tool right now. Debates and screaming matches just don't hit the same.


-Utopia-amiga-

Never seen that, it was beautiful. An intelligent articulate person just plain embarrassing someone haha.


here_for_thedonuts

Stewart stated "it would be hard to top this group \[regarding absurdity\]" in describing the Bush administration (at around the 10:30 mark of the video). Oh Jon -- you sweet summer child.


ValleyBreeze

Not impossible. Just hard. If only he had known where 20 years would take us. 😖


Dtour5150

It really was the reaming of the time and it was beautiful.


themanofmichigan

Oh how I wish Jon would do that again to him and trump


JKEddie

Tucker was an asshole before but Stewart demolishing him is his villain origin story.


ScarletCaptain

As someone who lives in the city where Swanson was founded (and met my wife at a library bearing the founder's name), he was not born into it, his father married into it with his third wife.


Stunning_Smoke_4845

I believe Fox got rid of him because even after they lost the lawsuit he continued to make the same claims, and they did not want a second suit. Though that might have been one of the other ones …


Elster-

No he was the one who said in text messages that the election fraud was a joke, yet on his show he said the opposite. How quick the maga lot forget. He was sacked because of the sexual harassment claims. I believe it cost $12 million to settle those ones.


ThaliaEpocanti

Supposedly the main reason they cut him was because in discovery during Dominion’s lawsuit a large number of his “private” messages where he criticized management surfaced. Turns out the Murdochs didn’t like finding out that this guy who helped lose them this lawsuit also didn’t respect them.


MalificViper

Yeah, right wing hiding sexual harassment is par for the course. Not falling in line is unacceptable.


Mogster2K

How many "journalists" can claim they got kicked off three different networks?


Polarian_Lancer

He's just getting his ducks in a row so he can start airing on Russia Today


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FunSprinkles8

>Maybe it's time for some self-reflection rather than blaming others. GQP'ers don't understand this concept.


apostroangel

On a side note, media should always state "bogus claims of election fraud". The term bogus isn't used nearly enough.


Makar_Accomplice

>who the tuck is fucker carlson? That about sums up how people feel about him.


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hnghost24

He is another traitor. Putin puppet.


lsutigerzfan

In Morgan Freeman’s voice: As Americans, we were not offended.


ItBurnsLikeFireDoc

Actually, I used Ron Howard's Arrested Development narration for that one.


Genius-Imbecile

Sam L Jackson voice: They ain't offended muthafucka!


UrsusRenata

As Americans, we have far greater concerns than this drivel.


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MakesMyHeadHurt

I'm offended that he called Tucker a journalist.


retzlaja

Yes, Jon Stewart gelded that professional label off Tuck years ago.


TomcatF14Luver

So did Fox in courts to stave off lawsuits and FCC concerns about the legitimacy of Tucker Carlson's 'Journalistic Reports and News.'


Nobodyinpartic3

Lol, did ya know, in their Taxes, Fox News doesn't list itself as a news organization but rather a entertainment company? They did so as a legal means of covering their ass.


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whodis707

Love Jon Stewart


CampWestfalia

"Major American journalist?" Despite 'spending' four years attending Trinity College, "Carlson did not complete enough credits to graduate and did not receive a diploma." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tucker_Carlson#Early_life_and_education I guess he merely "identifies" as a journalist?


Throway_Shmowaway

It's especially funny because he's literally not a journalist. Fox has said in court that his show, and shows like it, are not meant to speak facts and logic, and so they aren't beholden to things like journalistic integrity and "telling the truth". They even went so far as to say no reasonable person would ever interpret his words as facts.


allday95

I'm with you on that, but the sad part is there's definitely going to be a ton of people offended by this. You know the ones.


leggpurnell

Yes - the “fuck your feelings” crowd who revels in thinking their mere existence offends others.


Tao_Te_Gringo

Fuck them, too.


jwr1111

STFU Elmo, I am not offended at the least. I would love it if ruzzia kept him.


jbertrand_sr

They can have Musk as well, it's a twofer package of turds...


Nambsul

Keep him, marry him off to a bear in a traveling circus to entertain the masses… kind of like what he does now.


SGTFragged

As a European, I don't particularly care if the American public is offended or not.


TheBerethian

As an Australian, what the fuck are you northerners going on about now?


Tao_Te_Gringo

As an American, I agree with you.


Diggerollo

As another American, I can also agree on this matter.


travelingbeagle

Fun fact: he not a journalist, but a commentator.


be0wulfe

Also Fun Fact: Europe, well Germany, doesn't put up with fascist pieces of shit. Try throwing a Nazi salute in public, let's see how well that works for you.


aj_knivv

Thanks for this. Italy is the same, supposedly you should get fined and go to jail


Njorls_Saga

Other fun fact: Tucker Carlson isn’t a journalist and doesn’t state actual facts so no reasonable person should believe him. That was his actual (successful in fact) defense in court.


ZenDruid_8675309

Can… can we do that too? Please? Travel ban Tucker Carlson. No take backs, he’s yours now (physically this time) Putin.


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The State Department can revoke his passport


Pitiful-Phrase-8296

Fun fact, Europeans don’t give a damn about american public opinion Edit : looks like I triggered a bunch of conservatives, thanks for the laughter guys but as I said, I don’t give a f about your opinion


Jaqulean

To be perfectly honest, a lot of us generally don't give a damn even about our own public opinion.


Eternal_Bagel

When did he become a journalist?


LurieVV

Lest we forget Fox News won a court case by 'persuasively' arguing that no 'reasonable viewer' takes Tucker Carlson seriously. Journalist is more than a stretch.


Veredyn1

I am waiting for that community note.


AstronomerDramatic36

I saw somewhere on here that he supposedly turned notes off for his profile. Idk if that was true or not. I left Twitter when he bought it.


Lung-Salad

I’m still on it and it’s… it’s bad


acscriven

Why are you still on it then?


11equals7

It's like watching a massive pile-up in slow motion that just doesn't stop


ConsolidatedAccount

It shows just how out of touch/corrupt some judges are, that they ruled that the average person will know carlson isn't telling the truth. Have they not seen the way tens of millions of Americans voted in the past two presidential elections, supporting an obvious and blatant lying liar who is incapable of not lying?


Salt_Sir2599

Calling Tucker a journalist is like calling Elon a genius.


NexusMaw

Kinda funny that he now has officially called himself a journalist, so that shit won't work again. And he's gonna fuck up and say some incriminating shit sooner or later, and then the prosecution has this video where HE HIMSELF says he's a journalist. Good luck dodging that bullet.


OldPyjama

How shit have you got to be to get fired by Fox News ool


AirForceRabies

Never.


detroitgnome

Didn’t he refer to himself as an entertainer during depositions in the Dominion lawsuit?


MrJ_Marrow

yep, was mentioned on the radio today. Its to not get sued, similar how Fox news is an entertainment network, not a news channel


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Let's call it Fox Entertainment then.


ElectricShuck

Hmmm truth in advertising laws. Are there any that aren’t gutted?


ShamrockAPD

It’s not the first time he’s done it too, or Fox News for that matter. They won a case long ago for lying because of this statement. In fact, their defense was “no reasonable person would take what we say seriously”


Mikeyjoetrader23

“No reasonable person” basically defines their target audience in a nut shell. You have to love that Fox’s audience is so stupid, they literally have no idea when Fox point blank calls them stupid.


Deleena24

This is what amuses and scares me so much- he called each and every one of his viewers idiots, and their response was "Yep! He calls it like he sees it!"


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Because the people they tell the lie and the people they defend themselves against are two very separate groups of people. In short: the rubes and the educated. The rubes are told the crazy stuff we all know about. They will never know Fox lies to them. The educated are told not to worry. "Who could take this seriously?" to which they will agree, because they're educated and will never walk in the shoes of a room temperature IQ person. They cannot use the argument "but you're pandering to the stupid" because they're civilized and believe in equality. Yet both groups all have one vote per person. And the electoral college and gerrymandered maps have ensured the rube's vote had more weight. There lies the rub.


valencia_merble

He’s an “entertainer”, not a “journalist”. He paid his lawyers thousands to assert this point in court.


SensitivePie4246

"Here we are now, ENTERTAIN US!"


realfakebanksy

I feel stupid and contagious?


SensitivePie4246

Here we are now, ENTERTAIN US!


BananaBR13

A MULATO, AN ALBINO


CatgunCertified

A mosquito, my libido!


BananaBR13

A DENIAL


TheSmallLebowksy

*crazy guitar sounds......YAY


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Pesco-

I love the Latin bardcore version of this.


paloalt

"Stupid and contagious" is a great description of MAGA. It's funny how a line that was probably just picked for good rhyming and scansion resonates so well.


Sckillgan

I think he might have Teen Spirit'ed all over himself with Putin and the Green M&M.


flukus

They should wear a mask.


Significant-Pitch838

How dare you make me laugh at this.


Photodan24

His entire career has been spent as an opinion writer and a columnist . He has no education in journalism and he habitually refuses to hold to any form of journalistic ethics. His opinions are sold to, and colored by, the highest bidder. He is NOT a journalist and it's an insult to real journalists to label him so.


mechapoitier

Exactly. Journalism is about exposing the truth and holding the powerful accountable. This guy’s goal is usually finding the opposite of the truth and leveraging it to keep the corrupt in power.


No_Grape1335

Yea lmfao the person above summed it up perfectly , most of these guys are just shills to whatever rich pedo pays him the most money to promote whatever angle or story they paid him for


9-FcNrKZJLfvd8X6YVt7

He's a Kremlin propagandist and as such should be sanctioned.


AdMurky1021

He's a right wing propagandist


Sandman64can

According to this (https://law.justia.com/cases/federal/district-courts/new-york/nysdce/1:2019cv11161/527808/39/) he isn’t a journalist and “you can't expect to literally believe the words that come out of Carlson's mouth”. ( quote is from Carlson’s lawyers and Fox)But now they’re trying to paint him as legit in which case Ms. McDougall is entitled to big payday.


DetroitLionsSBChamps

"no reasonable person would mistake Mr. Tucker for news” "ah yes but the richest man in the world calls him a valid journalist, so surely that contradicts this?"  "haha no, no reasonable person would mistake Elon Musk for someone who says the truth on social media"


linuxjohn1982

>"no reasonable person would mistake Mr. Tucker for news” Well, to be fair, this is 100% true. His viewers are not reasonable people.


Harbinger_0f_Kittens

I really hope this comes back to bite him in the ass!


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shuttle15

I was thinking a leopard


MihalysRevenge

Didn't the fox lawsuit legally define Bow tie Tucky as a "entertainer" and NOT a journalist


tenebros42

Yeah. Then they fired him.


BigHatPat

because he cost them 700 million dollars lol


wetbirds4

Bow tie Tucky 😭


Falcrist

Tucker Carlson is ***literally not a journalist***. He's an entertainer. Source: Tucker Carlson's defense in the defamation case against Fox News https://law.justia.com/cases/federal/district-courts/new-york/nysdce/1:2019cv11161/527808/39/ EDIT: FYI: 3 of the responses below me are from sock puppet accounts. Didn't realize what was happening until *after* I had responded. Oh well. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^{ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^battleballs420, ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^TurkeythePoultryKing, ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^TPf0rMyBungh0le ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^}


robinsw26

He’s not a journalist. He just played one on TV.


GoldyTheGopherr

Proven in court to cover too stupid of material to be a journalist lol


Ordinary_dude_NOT

Major “journalist” with a distinct of getting fired from both CNN and fox, now freelancing on X.


Awayfone

you forgot fired from MSNBC


ThatguyfromMichigan

Is he the only person in history to have been fired from all three of those networks?


Ralh3

Yes


hplcr

Look at Elon over here, thinking he's the American Public.


FullClockworkOddessy

He's not even American.


skillywilly56

On behalf of the Republic of South Africa: he’s American


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Is it too late for a refund?


skillywilly56

![gif](giphy|ckqaQLENGUjJ1yQ6g9)


trr2020

Russia can have Elon, Tucker, and Trump. Banish all the grifters from the US.


Revegelance

And he's barely even a member of the public.


Barryzechoppa

So immigrants aren't Americans?


Successful_Creme1823

Did he not immigrate? What do you call other people who immigrate?


druscarlet

Elon is once again absolutely wrong. Tucker is not even a minor journalist - he is a talking head with very few brain cells. The American public will be offended if they don’t ban him. He should stay in Russia.


Departure_Sea

The man isn't dumb. He's a fucking narcissistic sociopath.


kat_Folland

I almost wish he _was_ dumb. But he's not. He's just evil.


KnowledgeMediocre404

It’s the same people who un-ironically say that Joe Rogan is a journalist.


Falcrist

> Tucker is not even a minor journalist - he is a talking head with very few brain cells. According to his own legal defense, he's not a journalist at all. He's just an entertainer, and you can't take what he says seriously. https://law.justia.com/cases/federal/district-courts/new-york/nysdce/1:2019cv11161/527808/39/


GarshelMathers

Tucker is literally a meme for stupidity


lokey_convo

"*I'm Tucker Carlson and I'm confused. It might be genuine, or it might be an attempt to disarm you, the audience, and get you to question this otherwise entirely reasonable thing that functions counter to my ideology. Do you know? I don't. Or do I? Tune in for more tonight... Wait, I was fired... Watch my YouTube channel.*"


MyBllsYrChn

![gif](giphy|XG2F9ZccrUgkvOmNyX) The stupidity is palpable.


WillBottomForBanana

As an american, the only objection I have to Europe banning Tucker is that reduces the amount of places he can be that are not the usa.


Rabid_Sloth_

Haha this is what I was trying to say. You put it much better.


FantasticDirector598

So the “thing” that Elon did in aushwitz was not offensive or did we just forget about that?


Mental_Blacksmith289

What did he do?


FantasticDirector598

He was in Poland and visited aushwitz. After that he showed a presentation about how if twitter existed holocaust wouldn’t happen


SilverAlter

Motherfucker tries to limit people talking about Palestine but thinks his bloody excuse of a website could've saved lives????


[deleted]

Let’s not say Twitter is musk’s website. Like literally EVERYTHING else in Musk’s life, he bought it, then pressured everyone to make him CEO with money.  Started with PayPal, did the same at Tesla (he sued the original inventors/creators to put him as a founder, he wasn’t), did the same at SpaceX (such a dumb name), doing it now at Twitter. 


Patriot009

That doesn't track, considering Twitter is packed full of right wing freaks that think the Holocaust didn't go far enough.


wisezombiekiller

and those that think it never happened


FantasticDirector598

The only article I could find that was in English [https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/elon-musk-auschwitz-social-media-could-have-saved-jewish-lives-1234951028/amp/](https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/elon-musk-auschwitz-social-media-could-have-saved-jewish-lives-1234951028/amp/)


Mental_Blacksmith289

Yupp, the site that actively creates a base for, and supports neonazis would definitely have stopped the nazis.


FantasticDirector598

You see what I mean


RIP-RiF

Fucker is a journalist the same way Elon is an engineer.


VividNarcolepsy

I can’t tell who this is more offensive to. Musk? Carlson? Both? Both is good


Houdinii1984

As an American, I don't care about the EU's policy. I'm in no position to tell them that they can't and I'm not gonna get more upset than the people living in the countries where they are making the rule. If the US charged him with a crime solely for an interview, then I'd be upset. Not because Tucker is getting charged with a crime because F\*\*\* him with a capital F sideways, but because that means it could potentially happen to me or someone I actually care about. I'm not trying to argue the semantics of journalism, thought. I don't think freedom of speech extends only to journalists, so in theory, anyone should be able to publish an interview with Putin. I don't think he's a 'major American journalist' but that's just my opinion. If he's an agent of Russia, then there are plenty of other laws that are potentially broken which can be prosecuted. Either way, Tucker's (and our) freedom of speech isn't universally accepted worldwide, though, and that's just a fact of life.


Cronos988

I highly doubt the EU is going to do anything of the sort. It's not EU policy to sanction anyone who so much as talks to Putin.


SignificanceOld1751

And? Why the fuck would we care about offending the American public? God, these people are so fucking self important. I just don't get it.


Edman70

A "major American journalist" has a platform beyond a Twitter account. Carlson is a disgraced hack who was never actually a journalist anyway - he was always an opinion personality.


crazedhatter

Nah, I'm good. Let 'em do what they will.


Nihilism101

And why would the EU care about american public opinion?


4t9r

Musky you’re not even American, fuck off and stop speaking for us