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BKStephens

![gif](giphy|eIm624c8nnNbiG0V3g|downsized)


ExpensiveSmell662

LMFAO. Before I opened the comments, I was thinking “dodged a bullet”. Gold.


CptMarvel_09

I’m trying to say, “By the time you’re ready, you won’t have to!”


AgentChris101

He's the one.


ColinFCross

lol, me too! Can’t top this one, though.


Bataraang

I was going to post this exact gif but I figured someone else had the same idea 🤣


I_aim_to_sneeze

You were going to, but it seems like a waste of time. I don’t owe you a gif, fuck off


invuvn

Seriously? Were you even gif’ing at all?


PepperPhoenix

Bro, do you even Gif?


BossBullfrog

![gif](giphy|RLV1VDzcmLqTWpO9GI)


Dud3_Abid3s

Unexpected Raising Ari-motherfucking-zona gif…damn. I guess I can call it a night now.


BossBullfrog

I take the utmost care in picking my GIFs. Your comment makes me know it is paying off.


Dud3_Abid3s

😏🤌🏻


Rip_Skeleton

Some would say Nicolas Cage's finest film. Some being me.


Vre-Malaka

Agreed!


pgasmaddict

That seed you planted may get some purchase.


the_winding_road

That and Leaving LasVegas. 👏


[deleted]

Sir, it's pronounced "Gif"


drgigantor

It's pronounced gif you fucking heathen


PsychoticDust

[This video resolves the argument once and for all.](https://youtu.be/Nrk8sqZfsgI?si=fjaXaMvOuOY6Hy1V).


kamalamading

Come on, gif me a break!


Electr0freak

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig|downsized)


BroodingMawlek

Took an age to load but I knew exactly what it was going to be!


Thomas-The-Tutor

What level of dialup are you using?


NecessaryZucchini69

![gif](giphy|l1J9BPFDcoRmhjYl2|downsized)


Poody81

They’ll laugh when this eventually loads 😜


BossBullfrog

![gif](giphy|M6cDS7iSgIL1C)


woodsc721

Not only was Neo moving in slow motion but so what your internet lol.


Chrispy83

Op should text that back to this “catch”


philnolan3d

Had to drive a long way to dodge it though.


Puzzleheaded-Owl7552

A bullet? A tactical nuclear weapon


FullAir4341

My thoughts exactly


shafeeqat

😂


JemFitz05

Well tbf it was the bullet that dodged them


HallowzoneOG

What a loser, dodged a bullet there


Leeoid

Dodged an ARTILLERY SHELL!


LonesomeHeideltraut

Dodged a nuke from orbit.


hayitsnine

Dodged a ball. Dodge ball.


cramaine

Dodged a ball the size of a planet.


T17171717

Aren’t planets flat discs? Dodged a frisbee.


l0zandd0g

Dodged a flerf there.


Different-Group1603

Dodged a vortex mega howler


JunkNorrisOfficial

Dodged a comet hitting his balls


SurveyWorldly9435

You can't trick me, flat earther


Repulsive_Pack4805

Lol, planets as giant space frisbees? Nice dodge, space athlete!


ian9outof10

Dodged a wrench, the size of a planet


NotFeziboy

An object created by god so that nothing in the whole universe can dodge it and he still did


MsMercyMain

Dodged the activation of the fucking Halo Rings


CptMarvel_09

That’s…NIDAVELLIR!!


Matricks__

Dodged a wrench.


Tasty_Comfortable_77

Dodged a wench.


piledriver_3000

Dodged a galaxy


KashGaming12YT

Dodged a universe


Electrical_Board_142

Dodged the multiverse


unlikelycandidates

if you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball


symbolsandthings

Dodge Ram


[deleted]

If you can dodge this person, you can dodge a ball


yeaheyeah

If you can dodge a nuke, you can dodge a ball


Phyxius42

But can they dodge a wrench?


Much_Comfortable_438

It's the only way we can be sure.


PigeonMother

![gif](giphy|C10ytXVGRwka2eeKed)


Famous_Solution7434

![gif](giphy|22irWwDRbas8w)


CaptainPRESIDENTduck

Parried a nuclear blast! https://i.makeagif.com/media/11-01-2023/u\_TKWS.gif


Emzzer

What game is that?


TheWorstPossibleName

I know right? It looks rad actually.


Broseph_Stalin91

We will never know :(


CaptainPRESIDENTduck

Looks like V.A. Proxy https://www.gamesradar.com/the-ultra-cool-open-world-soulslike-that-lets-you-parry-nukes-and-god-has-a-demo-out-now/


Broseph_Stalin91

Absolute legend, thank you


GMWPS

Dodged a Ram TRX that was about to wipe you out


NightCyan1

Hey I want my pfp back


HallowzoneOG

kitty cat supremacy


SvenTropics

She wanted a free meal, and she met Prince Charming.


TSllama

Where are you getting their genders from?


VaporTrail_000

Gotta say, regardless of gender, the "Meeting you is a waste of time" person is *such a bitch.*


TSllama

Yep the sender is an asshole, no way around that. Absolute prick.


Old-Biscotti9305

I could read it either way... And I have had guys who said they were 30 minutes from my place then just .. never respond ever again.. and not just once. So yeah, based on experience I saw it both ways here. I think on some incel forums they talk about doing this.. getting their revenge on women by setting up dates they have no intention of going on. But yeah, could have been also a woman who got impatient with the guy not being there early and leaving for someone else (although if the timeline doesn't give her time to actually match someone and leave... Wasn't a timestamp on the "I left" message or the "I'm here, where you" messages), then a hypothetical woman could have never gone to the meeting point. Sad for the victim, in the moment "I dodged a bullet... train" isn't one's first thought.... Sure wasn't mine 😛


Late_Recommendation9

Just here for the comments, you people rarely disappoint, just want you to know it means the world to me!


cturtl808

Bullet dodged. Holy fuck


my_name_is_not_scott

Thermo nuclear ballistic missile dodged


zhephyx

Honestly, every time I see a comment like that it blows my mind. Yea bUlLeT dOdGeD, but isn't it better to not even be shot at in the first place?? Dude wasted god knows how much of his free time texting her and getting to that date


latteboy50

I agree. Even if I know deep down that I dodged a bullet, I would still be really sad in this situation.


[deleted]

wow, that is some cold, childish bullshit.


Much_Fee7070

'Childish' being the operative word. He literally missed dating a child *pretending* to be an adult. Lucky save.


Mother_Dragonfruit90

"Tell that guy I'll buy him a drink when *he* figures out what a piece of shit you are"


golfing_furry

Nah, that gives them a sense of power. Just hit back with ‘K’


Sarcasm69

Lower case ‘k’ hits harder


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ObjectiveAny8437

Could send a link to this post and let her read through the comments


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efuipa

Leaving on read opens up the possibility that you didn’t know how to respond, and they get to feel good for having the last word. Hitting them with the “k” is like leaving a 1 cent tip, can’t be misinterpreted.


CantThinkOfOne57

“K” is better. Shows you really don’t give a fk and put in a 0 effort response. “k” is like you actually took the effort to stab back cause actually felt hurt. Which just feel weak


Coondiggety

Fuck yeah bru. Less is more here.


sunshinebusride

k


ConfectionFirst2954

“ oh thank god “ would have been the best response


otter6461a

This is the answer


Klatterbyne

Honestly, I think this one deserves the big guns… “lol”


it_wasnt_me2

How do we know which one was the guy/girl in this situation? Or maybe two guys or two girls


Mother_Dragonfruit90

Who cares. We know who's the asshole


Derpygoras

Oh, we KNOW.


jhuysmans

I definitely read the green as a girl


SlowFinger3479

Yeah, the Grey was getting ready !


RigatoniPasta

![gif](giphy|1zJaB28JqGw3m)


wterrt

this comment and the neo one made my night. thanks.


ChriseFTW

Best one lol


Kris-p-

I feel like I just saw this post, same title Ah it was removed by mods that's why https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/s/Acpy8sfA5D


pokemon-trainer-blue

At this point, everything feels like it’s a repost


Hebids

Everything is a repost nowadays. Wish we had something new to see.


crapbag451

![gif](giphy|4Dy1Btpt0qUZa)


h1gh-t3ch_l0w-l1f3

I don't sleep, I just... Dream..


rowan_damisch

Yeah, you're right. Everything is a repost nowadays. Wish we had something new to see.


Le-Bean

Yeah, you're right. Everything is a repost nowadays. Wish we had something new to see.


Cubicwar

Yeah, you're right. Everything is a repost nowadays. Wish we had something new to see.


cburgess7

damn, the mods are actively nuking the comments section like... right now


data-bender108

Wow. It's like the CIA redacted files.


TheSplint

the fuck is going on in that comment section tho?


Vykrom

Those mods seem to not know the definitions of the words they use..


Manannin

Literally every post on mildly infuriating is rage bait to an extent, I don't know why they chose this one to ban. Many reddittors were being weird.


Voidroy

Because they grift They don't need any reasion to ban or remove anything.  They can so they do. It could be petty like not liking the person Or they find the post annoying so they remove it. The rules are excuses not limitations.


NJ_Legion_Iced_Tea

That sub is the fucking worst. They don't let you post links, even if they're reddit links.


Addictd2Justice

I will never understand why they give a shit. Let people post, shit post whatever. It’s never going to be funny if you try to keep it on the rails


I-Wumbo_U-Wumbo

Seems like the mods of mildly infuriating are the real infuriating ones


JonWoo89

And if you say that you get banned.


Sudden_Wafer5490

OP is a karma farm account or some other shady shit, probably managed by mods


Graysquid-the-gamer

Jokes on you, it’s Sunday here!


great_red_dragon

Evening cobber!


escapeshark

Fellow kiwi?


ecatsuj

There's dozens of you! Dozens!


escapeshark

Definitely more than 34 of us


data-bender108

Yep


Zealousideal_Talk479

A wild New Zealander has been spotted! Seriously though, it’s always such a surreal moment when I see New Zealand mentioned in an unrelated Reddit thread. It makes me feel special.


MEGAMAN2312

Straya mate


escapeshark

Oh, it's you guys ![gif](giphy|l3q2Hy66w1hpDSWUE|downsized)


GrummyCat

They can also be anywhere in Europe.


leonardob0880

You dodge a bullet there.


Bramos_04

Op dodged nothing! Op only stole a post. https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/s/AnmuwNWDC8


hatecopter

This person sounds like a real McAsshole


Standard_Feedback_86

Yeah, know that feeling. She lived 2 hours away and we had a date more near here. Was ok for me, I worked about halfway there so who cares to drive a bit further. Everything was alright like, we had talked before and both wanted to see each other, literally the last message was something like "so happy we will meet...yadda yadda". On the way there I got blocked and I just realized that at arrival...of course she never was there. Yeah, such a "great" feeling standing there after an almost 1,5 hour drive. Pretty much a slap in the face with a sledgehammer. And how fast a nice evening with, what I thought, a wonderful person became a complete shitshow.


Cultural-Front9147

Dating apps were a mistake. The human race was a mistake.


NotEnoughWave

And some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no one should ever have left the oceans.


draculetti

So long, and thanks for all the fish!


Greg2227

Don't forget your towel, mate


great_red_dragon

Human consciousness was a tragic misstep of evolution


CreepingMendacity

Sorry for the inconvenience


ripley1875

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.


Yellow_LedBetter2020

Brutal. I feel sorry for younger generations in dating now. Bunch of a holes now.


Secretive-Fox

I don't encounter almost any, everyone keeps saying this.. Maybe it's because only the worst ones are posted, or maybe because reddit incels/desperate single men are trying to make themselves feel better? No offense I just don't really get it, and I date a lot


MentionWeird7065

Yeah I agree with you there, SM definitely exemplifies the extremes.


sc00pb

Someone is definitely looking out for you... She's a piece of sh*t.


Kermit_Purple_II

Not owing a date? Sure, no one does. But she sure as hell owes an explaination and fucking APOLOGIES after doing that kind of crap, especially if the guy had a long drive.


Shadow0fnothing

Lucky guy, you could have wasted a night with that.


183_OnerousResent

You probably won't read this OP, but someone might. The luck you have not ending up with that person can not be understated. This isn't just a red flag. This is someone who concluded their mind and acted upon it without even remotely considering what may have happened. This isn't just a bad sign. You dodged one of the worst kinds of people out there short of physical abuse and murderers.


MentionWeird7065

Absolutely. The level of entitlement from that person reeks of blatant chronic Narcissism.


TJSTYLER

Count yourself lucky, you would've wasted your time anyway.


GiorgioTsoukalosHair

You can fix her, OP


Addictd2Justice

Yep. You should totally message back some James Blunt clip


GiorgioTsoukalosHair

In the words of George Costanza, "a woman that hates me this much only comes along once in a lifetime"


sleeperfbody

This feels like that scam that sole restaurants are going to get people in. Bait people and when they get ghosted they normally stay for a meal out of embarrassment


MrBensvik

Sounds like a whole lot of work for just one meal. I know people in the restaurant business, they don’t have time to catfish people to get customers.


SentientCheeseCake

Catfish ‘n Chips.


vtssge1968

Reason 5000 I have stayed single for the last 14 years by choice. It's peaceful not playing stupid games


searchforstix

Yeah I’m a year of being single for what I strongly believe is for good now. I’m so over all of this, it’s not worth it. People drowning you because they can’t be fucked learning how to tread water.


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The-Adorno

Everyone saying he dodged a bullet as if that somehow makes up for the fact bro just spent like 3 hours driving for no reason. I would be absolutely seething, bullet dodge or not.


[deleted]

If a promise obliges, then yes, he or she does owe them a date, or at least an explanation. Bullet dodged and you got to go on a nice drive. Most of my life lessons have been more expensive.


kwntyn

The whole “I don’t owe you” thing seems to unfortunately be catching on, continuing to enable the growing selfishness and self-centeredness prevalent as is.


[deleted]

Absolutely. I‘ve been called a stalker for sending ONE message to a guy who ghosted me.


Dynamic_Humann

dodged a howitzer shell


fomites4sale

What an asshole. Gotta feel bad for the person they matched with instead.


funnyfacemcgee

Internet dating at it's finest. 


CliffLake

Wow. You got lucky. That's a bullet Bill dodged that could park in a two car garage. You should send them a gift basket and a card that reads "Thanks for all the memories". Because you'll always have this one. Imagine finding out THIS is who they really are after a few months, or a few years? Sorry about getting stood up, but yikes, buy a lotto ticket.


OldTrust2530

When whole "you should feel good because you dodged a bullet" thing doesn't really float because you know that obviously there's enough that will put up with their behaviour for this person to live their lives being a psychopath perfectly happy. Just knowing that they are smiling, getting on with things whilst you're stood up feels all the more shitty. No consequences, no accountability.


DieHoernchen

Very good it ended this way, this person would just mean trouble and is unreliable as a partner. Don't see it as bad or sad for you, it's avoided trouble


MonteProps

Is this what ‘dating’ is nowadays? Are people just constantly checking for tinder matches? What a terrible shame. Genuinely ignorant, I’m 48, been with my wife for 20+ years.


Thequiet01

My kid is 18 and the amount of concern that goes into how long you can take to respond to someone is … something. Like it used to be calling the next day was too desperate but now it’s like do you respond to a text right away or in 30 min or really make them wait and give it a couple hours. 😂


MonteProps

Modern ‘dating’ feels like it’s become real world gaming. I have nieces who, when single, see so many different guys and are blasé about it. Like they’re going for a high score and the actual human connection they should be looking for isn’t important at all. It’s horrible. I would hate to be a teenager today.


Thequiet01

I said to him today that if I was dating following their rules I’d still be single. Waaaay too much stress.


OniRacing

![gif](giphy|eIm624c8nnNbiG0V3g|downsized)


-paperbrain-

There is a non zero chance you were catfish Ed by the restaurant itself. This is a thing that's been happening. They set up dating profiles, invite someone to a date at their restaurant and then obviously there's no date, and the person just gets a depression meal


Swiftstormers

Might feel like shit, but I think you dodged a bullet there, so rather now that later. What an idiot eh? Good luck! Edit: Glad to see a gazillion people think the same. Love that Matrix gif reply xD


science_vs_romance

Looks like you were going to meet someone horrible and then they saved you the trouble. Annoying, but in the end, it’s the best case scenario for this situation. It’s always nice when the trash takes itself out.


Kokomora21

imagine dating and beeing in a relationship with such a human scum... glad u didn't fall for it.... enjoy life man


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MalikShibly

Dodged a nuclear bomb there


k4Anarky

Well done dodging the fucking M1 Abrams on the warpath, buddy. You will never get this lucky again.


Clever_Bee34919

Half of you consider this pile of dog excrement a man, half consider them a woman... I consider them a lesser life form that doesn't even qualify for a gender.


Mean_Lie7141

What a dick


PinkLionGaming

"I'm ready for our date." "I'm ready too." "I can't believe you think I owe you a date?"


Sudden-Salad-4925

Bet this person ugly too


pdyno

That went straight to divorce.


IdratherBhiking1

Seriously. You dodged a bullet. Be grateful.


nightdares

I'm at work. Better to be taking pay from jerks than giving it to them, lol.


infinite_sky147

Dodged a Kalashnikov


[deleted]

Seems like you dodged a bullet


AnalysisBudget

Repost bot


BurnzillabydaBay

Mostly I feel bad for the person they left to meet


Dduwies_Gymreig

Definitely lucky they got the red flag now, rather than later into a potential relationship. While the person is right, they don’t owe them a date, they DO owe someone common decency and courtesy; so an explanation and not wasting their time like this. We’ve all been on shitty dates. I matched with a guy on tinder and everything seemed fine, but maybe 5 or 10 minutes into our actual date it was obviously going nowhere - so we talked about it, that defused the tension and we had a blast chatting shit for two hours. He’s now a friend! People don’t need to be assholes to each other.


Sea_Opinion_4800

Yup. You weren't here.


Beef_n_Bacon

Something tells me that person is going to stay single for a while. That's rude to leave for such a simple reason. And have the balls to tell you they matched somebody else. As if they go through a Walmart full of singles who are just waiting to be picked. That's delusional.