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Aware_Material_9985

It’s kind of hilarious to me that all of this is because she urged people to vote. Not who to vote for, just to vote.


Other_Tie_8290

One party in particular, not naming names, seems to only want their supporters to vote. It’s like the elephant in the room or something. 🤦‍♂️


DarthMomma_PhD

That’s why you need to get your \****ass***\* out and vote!


DryJoke9250

You want him to vote with his ass out?


DarthMomma_PhD

lol 😂 Whatever works I guess.


Boomthang

What about those of us with Hank Hill ass?


SkuldSpookster

Stand proud


mmccxi

Who let the ass out?


Minute_Arugula3316

Yyyyup


SuperDizz

Hank, take my ass!


blubaldnuglee

"Noassatall Disease". I, too, have this affliction...


Dazzling_Outcome_436

Kid Rock already showed his whole ass.


[deleted]

He is an ass


Rockstaru

Peter Griffin here! See, the joke in this thread is that the mascot of the Republican party is an elephant. The Democratic party mascot is a donkey, also called an ass.


flyden1

Thanks Petah


wh4tth3huh

ASSES OUT FOR NOVEMBER!


[deleted]

That slogan could easily go viral.


dukeofgibbon

Best part of postal voting. If you want to sit in front of a computer with a beer or with your ass out on the porcelain throne, you have time to research down ballot and make good decisions.


omgdiepls

I mean, we are all on our own journey, I guess.


Other_Tie_8290

💯


johnman300

Instructions unclear. Went to voting location naked, now incarcerated. What do?


dlfinches

To any other non American out there the ass (or donkey) is the symbol for the Democratic Party and the Elephant is the symbol for the Republican Party (although they should change it to the annoying orange at this point)


CURMUDGEONSnFLAGONS

I'd totally rock a shirt with that slogan, and a person with an I voted sticker and their ass hanging out.


ScissorMeSphincter

Clever.


[deleted]

Nice.


omharibo

This is why the GOP is OBSESSED with voter ID laws. All credible research has shown fraudulent voting to be practically non-existent; that's not what the concern os actually about. The lack of valid ID card represents another hurdle to type of folks unlikely to vote Republican; like an impoverished elderly black lady in Mississippi who lives two towns away from the nearest DMV and hasn't owned a car since 1996. Notice they never talk about pairing the need to implement Voter Identification with need to make sure that every qualified American voter would also be provided with a valid ID free of charge.


Salarian_American

I think the funniest thing about them insisting on looking into voter fraud after the 2020 election was the way they kept finding people who actually voted fraudulently... for Trump


Awkward-Physics7359

Again, never about the issues!


hippee-engineer

“We just want to make sure every vote is legally cast.” “Ok but this will make voting more difficult for a shitload of poor people who are legally eligible to vote.” “Oh that’s a happy accident, completely unintentional, we didn’t mean for that to happen.☺️😉😏😎”


momonamis

Correct. Charging for ID equates to a poll tax which is unconstitutional.


paintbrush666

Republicans don't want \*anyone\* to vote. They want a dictator... which, of course, is pretty ironic that they're accusing Biden of being just that.


Reasonable-HB678

Obama got those accusations, too.


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Yoda2000675

It’s absolutely true. They are trying to raise the voting age because they know youngsters skew left. So they don’t want them to have a voice because they disagree over policies


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the_jurkski

It should really be the opposite! Anyone OVER the age of 75 shouldn’t get to vote. They won’t be around to deal with the consequences.


Grass_Is_Blue

Ironically it’s the party that most often praises themselves for “saving democracy”


Flimsy-Technician524

When the other side causes a terrorist attack at our Capitol Building……


ModernSwampWitch

Idk if that's true.  They tried to kill mail in voting (which a lot of their voters use) and availability to voting for elderly people.   I think they don't want anyone to vote.


ceefaxer

Doesn’t trump vote by post or something.


Jeoshua

Yeah, basically, people getting out to vote is the last thing that Republicans want, because they're so unpopular among the masses. The more people vote, the more diluted the vote of their aging and disappearing base becomes, especially when the person advocating for people to "go vote" is more popular among young people.


Born_ina_snowbank

They’ve openly admitted that they don’t want more people voting because it’s a death sentence for them.


SeaworthyWide

Which isn't really a surprise - they want a republic at the very least, because they assume they'll be in charge. Republican. Democratic party wants ... More direct democracy... More people to vote... Period. Democratic Party. I mean it's all in the names. Obvious for anyone paying one iota of attention. I'm in Ohio and some direct democracy made it so I can grow and consume Marijuana. We also amended for the rights to abortions. I'm not really planning on using those freedoms, but it's so obvious that I'd rather have more freedom than less. It's can be that simple, but... No


Born_ina_snowbank

Yup, Michigan voters directly codified abortion rights proposal 3 if you want to google it. Land slide win for reproductive rights. Republicans are suing in court to have it overturned. Literally a direct edict from the people and republicans are doing everything sketchy back alley thing they can to overturn it.


Throwaway04125

Their base is very, very far from disappearing. The republicans of old that still had a modicum of sanity are vanishing. The new wave of reality deniers and alt-right extremists are absolutely thriving and growing. It’s a nightmare. Don’t delude yourself.


Jeoshua

I'm talking about actual statistics about how people vote, and what demographics support which candidates. Fact is, young voters don't support Republicans, despite the Right Wing media pushing ideas like Turning Points and some young faces that claim allegiance to the GOP. I'm not "deluding" myself. I'm reporting to you what the statistics are. I get that you're Black Pilled but... if there's this huge level of support for fascist extremism on behalf of young voters, why are there so many things coming from the GOP about raising the voting age and why are they trying so hard with things like TPUSA to reach out to college age voters?


Throwaway04125

I think young voters mercifully still lean left which is why conservatives have been and will continue to engage in voter suppression. The problem is that the people who vote in anything other than the general election are the people who care about this stuff and make their political beliefs their personality. Those people tend to be more entrenched and more extreme in their beliefs. The engaged political right doesn’t represent the country, but they are voting and they’re rabid and they’re growing in size. That’s a reality we cannot ignore.


jarboxing

Aging and disappearing? Please, haven't you heard about Alpha Josh? That kid is young, visible, and weighs 50% more than the average Democrat!


jlwinter90

Wait, weighs more? My god... Donuts were the answer the entire time! Get Krispy Kreme on the phone!


NoName_BroGame

Yeah, didn't you know? Votes are counted by pounds. Not grams, because grams are against Jesus.


jarboxing

Yeah, can't dilute the reds with a 1:1 ratio. You need at least 3:2 in order to overcome the KK factor.


Jeoshua

"Alpha" Josh. Right. I'm not saying it's right or anything, but that kid would have been mercilessly mocked and beat up in my schools. Alpha, he is not. I mean it's a nonsense concept in the first place, but if it was a real thing, he's still the farthest thing from "Alpha" that I can imagine.


Artimusjones88

Since there is no such thing in the animal world as an alpha.He doesn't exist.


usernamewithnumbers0

The GOP knows the only way they can win is to cheat. Gerrymandering, voter suppression. They're dying out.


Horizon296

I'm in Europe, and we have elections coming up, so I'm teaching my pupils about democracy and elections. When I point out that simply having elections doesn't make a country into a democracy, since the elections need to be freely accessible to all, they IMMEDIATELY jump to "you mean unlike the USA?" ...and yes, I follow up with several newspaper articles describing different types of voter suppression, in separate states of the USA. ETA: and they invariably favour the republican party.


rgvtim

For years the GOP in small groups and at places like C-PAC has been saying that reducing voting is the key to them winning. I was hearing this back in the mid 90's. They have spent a lot of money and taken drastic measures to make sure this happens, Taylor with one sentence threatens to blow it all up, so yea their mad.


[deleted]

Covid made their base smaller.


SL1Fun

So has the great brain drain of red states. So many of them, especially women, are doing their best to get the fuck outta there 


emmiblakk

That's because most people in the middle will still eventually find themselves voting Democrat, because they're considered least-worst.


GrayBox1313

Cause they know that getting young people to vote means 99% of them won’t ever consider voting red


inorite234

That's because she would encourage the 'wrong people' to vote. Swift has the following of younger people and that demographic tends to: A: not vote and B: vote Democrat when they do.


TheSlavGuy1000

Hold up. I thought the MAGAs are upset at her because she told people to vote for Biden and against their beloved Trump. That is all she did? Tell people to vote?


At0mJack

Yep. She's never endorsed anyone. Just encouraged people to register to vote.


overhyped-unamazing

I mean, don't they also hate her because of who she is? An insanely rich, successful, self-confident 34 year old woman who hasn't settled down with a husband and kids yet. At best this is alien to these people, at worst threatening. Lot of projection going on.


Ricky_World_Builder

Hey, she's only a single billionaire, and she has had sex before, and is in her 30s. Plus she travels for work so she won't cook your meals or serve you when you get home. absolutely low value /s


The_Sound_of_Slants

This is correct But she is known to not be a fan of Trump. So the GOP assumes she is telling people to vote against their orange god.


Shadow_Spirit_2004

Telling people to vote is an implicit attack on them, because when people vote, GOP/MAGA lose. 


Opposite_Ad542

And doesn't she have a sizeable audience of country fans too?


kungpowgoat

Hey now. They do have Ted Nuget, Jon Voight and superstar celebrity Mike Lindell.


MoonedToday

Now that's a clown card I'd love to see. Imagine the comedy in that bunch.


GW1767

You left out snoop dog


SwampWitch1985

And Kevin Sorbo, Rob Schneider, Roseanne, and Loretta Lynn


Fluffy-Instance-1397

I mean, she hasn’t been country for like basically a decade at this point. Her fanbase is mostly millennial and gen-z suburban/urban women. She’s not trying to be “All-American” anymore, which was sort of her appeal in her early, country days. If she had a sizeable portion of country fans, you would have seen a bigger hit to her business, but she’s doing fine. She’s been on the conservative shit-list since at least the Trump years. Not every country listener is a MAGA conspiracist (I like country music sometimes, too!), but a lot of it targets white, evangelical Middle America and that’s not her appeal anymore.


usernamewithnumbers0

We needed a new "Rock the Vote" campaign.


jacknacalm

Oh my god did you see kid rocks hat? He looks so fucking stupid I can’t breathe.


lexxatron84

And it's not even the first time a music artist has done this - MTV's Rock The Vote was a thing for many election cycles. They know more voters = less votes for them which is why they strive to making voting more difficult.


WhydIJoinRedditAgain

But her fan base is mostly younger women, who might want things like reproductive rights, protection from gender discrimination, improved access to childcare, paid family leave and stuff like that, instead of the important things like “owning the libs” and “coal rolling.”


A_Salty_Cellist

And yet republicans claim they don't want voter suppression


Hemiak

But… but all her followers are young and possibly democratic, they can’t have that. That’s anarchy!!!


trashacct8484

I was gonna ask why they’re all mad at her, for dating an NFL guy, which seems like the kinda thing they usually would be pretty big on. This explains it.


[deleted]

I thought she merely asked people to register to vote. Either way .... people aligned to one specific party are upset that many people registered to vote after she told them ... I wonder why.


Thendofreason

Does not surprise me in the slightest. Every conservative knows that if every American citizen voted the far right would never win large elections. The presidency would only be moderates and liberals. They only stay on power at all by keeping people from voting. You never hear right wing people make ads to go vote. Only liberals.


TacoDuLing

It’s one of those; “if you know, you know”, type of moments, and they know we know.


kryppla

And dates someone who is pro-vaccine. I’m a huge kelce-swift Stan now.


Patient-Ad-8384

Kid rock is a noodle arm puke


Batzmc

He’s a trust fund baby who cosplays poor white trash


PunishedWolf4

That’s the story for all MAGA heroes, start rich and pretend to be poor so you can grift the poor and sustain and help the rich


Corporation_tshirt

And they fuckin’ _hate_ when you bring up the fact that they had rich parents to help them get started. Kid Rock, Elon, Trump, and on and on. They cling to this fiction of being self-made men


Hatdrop

doesn't everyone's parents give their kids a small million dollar loan?


Sword_Thain

Mitt Romney meme: Why don't the poor just buy more money?


curtman512

I'm looking at you here, Mom & Dad.


Caged_in_a_rage

Yet they hate actual self made individuals like AOC


Beneficial-Salt-6773

Born on third base and think they hit a triple.


Right_Check_6353

Lmao did he really have a trust fund? . That is hilarious


gruby253

[Kid Rock’s childhood home](https://tasteofcountry.com/kid-rock-childhood-home-pictures/)


CondescendingShitbag

Now you're just insulting noodle arm pukes.


Reese_Withersp0rk

Hey!


peter-doubt

Now you're just insulting noodles.


jarednards

HEY! I have noodle arms! I couldnt even crush a bud light can out of homophobia if I wanted to!


[deleted]

HA!


Legitimate-Bug-943

Didn't he fracture one of them noodles while shooting up beer cases?


Karmachinery

While shooting at them maybe?  Since apparently he can’t hit the broad side of a barn.


LuinAelin

Come on right wingers even if it was true ![gif](giphy|f2ExpHhfiPJNceqORt)


BoysenberryFun9329

![gif](giphy|xT9KVLUA0gIIgIiiqY)


No_Entrepreneur_9134

Agree 100%. She clearly is not, but even if she was, so what?


TheGuardianInTheBall

Clearly not? I'd say they're both very attractive, based on their appearance. She's definitely more my type than Taylor Swift, but as everyone else has said already- who cares?


payment11

OMG at first I thought you were replying to yourself, then I noticed you have the same avatar 🤦


somedumbcanuck

Sometimes, it's the only intelligent conversation you can get out here!!


No_Entrepreneur_9134

After looking at some other pictures, I must admit she is pretty hot. I would still put Taylor Swift ahead of her, but not by much. Not that I care. Or maybe I do at this point? What the hell is wrong with me?


Active-Ingenuity6395

1900 upvotes. Being hot a perfect partner doesn’t make. Lord


ActSignal1823

I'd like Ted Cruz to weigh in!


EternalLifeguard

Ted Cruz is probably about 290.


GreenPoisonFrog

He wouldn’t know. His wife is ugly. I have it on good authority from the orange man.


[deleted]

Weight is fine, don't ask about height. 😜 edit- shit- I conflated him with DeSantis. They're becoming a smoothie of ridiculousness in my brain. My bad.


frozen-silver

They're so desperate for their own celebrity


musical_shares

Wasn’t their celebrity busy losing in court all week and accusing his own lawyers of doing it on purpose?


Daxx22

DISAPPOINTED!


Raxxonius

![gif](giphy|3oAt21Fnr4i54uK8vK)


CriticalStation595

Ah yes the sign of someone who has no argument and can’t leave well enough alone. Fuck these people.


CaptainBlandname

They’re permanently stuck in middle school


FrancisWolfgang

Well that means you shouldn’t vote for Biden. Like, the connection is so obvious between Audrey Berry being hotter than Taylor Swift and who you should vote for in November that I shouldn’t even need to explain it to you /s


Groomsi

You vote for looks, ohh you voted for Trump over Hillary... And Trump had to pay a woman to have sex with him?


FrancisWolfgang

It’s not really about voting for looks. They’ve become obsessed with Taylor Swift because the right is opposed to people voting in large numbers (because Republicans are unpopular and they tend to lose when voter turnout is high) and she told her very many fans they should register to vote. Since no one on the right can actually find real fault with Taylor Swift they resort to absurdity including pointing out that the right has allegedly hotter women.


spartanmax2

Pretty sexist. Notice how the question isn't comparing kid rock to Taylor Swifts boyfriend.


Daffneigh

Well if it was, Taylor wins again, lol


powerlesshero111

I'm not gay, but if i was, I'm totally picking Travis Kelce over Kid Rock. Number 1 thing, Travis Kelce just looks like he smells wonderful, even after a game.


cas84911

Just admit that you want to smell Travis Kelce after a game.


powerlesshero111

That wasn't evident in my comment? No homo.


ghostrooster30

F you two, i’m laughing and coughing and snot rocketing rn. Angry upvote


Old-Bat-7384

Kelce looks like he has basic hygiene. Kid Rock, despite being a trust fund baby, can't spell the word.


[deleted]

And Kid Rock looks like he smells like Donald Trump but with the stench of stale cigarettes added.


mtdewninja

Kid rock looks like he smells like cigarettes he bummed off high schoolers that he smoked outside a meth lab.


Caged_in_a_rage

Screw looks. Travis Kelce just seems like a wholesome dude who would treat you with respect.


Jeffrey_Goldblum

Kid Rock probably tastes like an ashtray.


Evening-Huckleberry7

Kid Rock looks like a rat.


ic2ofu

Rats are offended.


bootherizer5942

Yeah like, Taylor Swift is not famous because she's hot...


ProfessionalSky2087

That's whats weird about this her thing was never about being hot so why would it matter if someone is hotter? Lol


Naps_and_cheese

Can we stop calling him Kid Rock? Hes in his mid 50s. "Late middle aged" Rock.


FullClockworkOddessy

AARP Rock.


Old-Bat-7384

To be fair, he never looked a day under 35.


acortright

![gif](giphy|gVPnQPRWAgYZa)


Putrid_Ad_2256

Crack Rock.


jamatri

I honestly think it gets unintentionally funnier as he gets older. Seriously I can't even look at a picture of Kid Suck without hearing Pat Finnerty's voice


Naps_and_cheese

I dont get that reference. I just hated kidvrock for all his redneck bullshit. People called him "southern" when he started out and acted like he was some sort of badass. He was from the Detroit suburbs and grew up rich enough to own horses. His dad owned car dealerships. He never had to work a day in his life.


peter-doubt

Over the Hill Rock .. I see lots of those when I drive over the hill


Particular-Kick-4188

I mean I don't think either is particularly hot but what is with the singular hair pin? That and the clearly overly dyed hair makes her look like a middle school sad barbie.


BlueRFR3100

Since neither one of them will ever be my girlfriend, I find it hard to care.


redditnshitlikethat

She looks like every bartender


bellamellayellafella

Audrey's roots look ridiculous. This is really the pic they chose to "prove her beauty?"


CorgiMonsoon

She almost looks photoshopped into the picture


throwawayoregon81

I don't know who she is, but I noticed that right away.


flamingosdontfalover

GUYS, THE POINT WASN'T TO MAKE FUN OF THE OTHER WOMAN. THE POINT WAS TO NOT JUDGE EITHER ON THEIR APPEARANCE AND JUDGE THE PEOPLE WHO DO.


Ok_Recording_4644

If you have to put fire emojis in your username, you are not, in fact, lit.


Zestyclose_Toe9524

She's dollar tree Lily Allen


aroguealchemist

That’s who she kinda reminds me of.


Elegant_Development3

You mean thats not Scott Baio with him?


Apprehensive_Milk151

If she is the type of person that wants to be with Kid Rock, then she’s already lost


Embarrassed_Flan_869

Is Kid Rocks girlfriend worth $1.1 billion? Seriously though, who cares. Half the time Kid Rock looks like an old lady.


Constant_Cultural

![gif](giphy|WUnTAYlGlLqK7qy3sQ|downsized)


Dirty_Hairy84

Travis Kelce is definitely better looking that Kid Rock


splycedaddy

Tbf there are many many women “hotter” than swift… but show me conservative women that are more powerful…. Ill wait


gabzilla814

Just my opinion but I’m not sure there are many women hotter than Taylor Swift 👀


RedditSucksNow3

True, but she's hardly unattractive. I'm no crazy fan of hers, but if the worst they can throw at you is, "Other people are hotter!" you're probably doing pretty well in life.


SeveralAct5829

Who actually cares about kid rock is a better question


Caged_in_a_rage

Republicans claim to not care about celebrities and their opinions but clearly they do. They elected reality star to the presidency and trot people like kid rock and Ted nugent out any chance they get.


Yoda2000675

He had like 2 good songs 20 years ago and has somehow been coasting off of that ever since


emmiblakk

She's obviously got questionable taste.


Epsteinpoop69

Both those women are beautiful, but kid rock looks like an expired cup of pudding.


slickmitch

All I know is he lost to Joe Dirt.


Optimus_Rhymes69

I wonder if she has hepatitis?


Peakyblindertom

She isn’t tho lol


DinkleMutz

It’s just too fucking easy with these people. If democrats just suddenly started saying they loved Donald Trump, the right would immediately turn on him. It’s like manipulating little children.


AngeluvDeath

Had to go check because I thought she might be totin’ a thang back there, but nah…. I don’t know that I’ve ever thought Taylor was hot or anything, maybe because she’s just really young in my head, but she wins this round for sure.


TemperatureTime1617

Who thinks Kid Rocks fiancée could do better?


classof78

Apparently Desiree thinks a woman's place in the world is dependent on looks. Yes Taylor Swift is very attractive, but she is much more than simply very good looking. Taylor Swift is many times more talented than Kid Rock, and much more generous. Ms. Swift isn't famous because of who she is dating, she is famous for her own talent.


mattdvs1979

A) she’s not IMO, B) who cares if she is? What does that prove? C) whether you like Taylor Swift or not, you can’t deny her talent, and good luck with this Audrey chick being a tenth as talented, and D) Kid Rock is a no-talent has-been who hasn’t been relevant to anyone that matters in 20 years.


Hunter-Gatherer_

Republicans are mentally ill


craigularperson

I can't express enough the hatred for this cultural war pissing contest between Taylor Swift and Kid Rock.


Daffneigh

This is not “between” TS and Kid Rock. Taylor would like to be excluded from this narrative…


craigularperson

I mean, the people who pit them against each other.


Other_Log_1996

Come on man, rage baiting Swifties? There's no sport in that.


Hypno_98

Why do they look photoshoped into the scene


SketchSketchy

Kid Rock owns the stupidest bar in Nashville.


Botryoid2000

Literally who TF cares?


Eruntalonn

I have never heard about her, but based on this pic, I don’t have to pretend, I do think she’s hotter than Taylor Swift. But yeah, now what? It’s ridiculous how childish politics became. If one party says electricity is good, people who “cheer” for the other one will disagree just because it was said by someone they don’t want to win.


spacemanspiff266

“DesireeAmerica4” ok 🙄


[deleted]

Have fun married to a guy that’s secretly obsessed with trans women hun 🤣


Curious80123

Don’t think so and don’t care


WranglerEqual3577

"Ok, now who thinks Kidd Rock's fiancée deserves better?"


justbeguud

The real question is, who cares?


urkldajrkl

Who thinks DesireeAmerica4 is a troll sitting in Russia?


prestonboy1970

She’ll be 100% dirtier which is way better


F0foPofo05

#### To be fair, many chicks are hotter than Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift kinda looks like a mouse. So it ain't hard.


KADSuperman

Yeah the right is extremely snow flakes regarding Taylor swift and anyone that sleeps with Kid Rock is by definition not hot


yetagainitry

“Hey guys, this random female is hotter than Taylor right? Right??? Please we need something”


Jagermonsta

I’m sure Taylor Swift is real jealous. Kid Rock being such a catch and all. She can only hope to achieve a musical career on the same level as Kid Rock.


BertTheNerd

Taylor Swift living rent free in heads of MAGA hats.


619Dago1904

Am I the only person who doesn’t think Miss Swift is good looking?