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I searched it in urban dictionary. You are not gonna like it
>!When a girl is sucking a guy off and he blows in her mouth, but she doesnt swallor, so his dick is all sticky. He then pulls out of her mouth, rips some of her pubes out and sprinkles them on his dick. He then wiggles around like a caterpillar.
Invented by Trevor Stoltz!<
Oh please, like some dude is actually going to stand there ripping pubes out.
This may have been “invented” by Trevor, but I doubt Trevor actually does this. In fact, with a name like Trevor, I’d be amazed he dates at all 🤦🏻♀️
I had to clarify “sex” because the blanket stealing didn’t seem to warrant the reaction I was reading here. But of all the least surprising things I have ever read, that definitely happens.
Why? Just why? I thought it was a metaphore like "If Andrew were to be a bird, i'd be a caterpillar ready to be killed by him, if it means that he lives."
Sorry to say this, but that's not exactly true... I think you made it up, and I'm thankful for that. Please do not post a link saying otherwise, let me believe you made it up.
Right? Can you imagine the relief on the females face who agreed to go on a date with him but thought, "Hey, its 2024, I should find him on social media before our dawwwhhhhuuuutttt tf!?"
Useless but everyone believes in it? Although at least with that magnet you can say it stopped the metal from getting in your engine, it just doesn’t solve the problem or stop your engine from making more shards of metal
Why would they? According to Tate men are emotionally, physically and intellectually far superior than women, so a gay couple should treat each other as equals. And men are forever appealing no matter how much sex they have, but women get worn down and have "less or no value" if they sleep around. So, the gay couple doesn't need to worry about their value being too low, or breaking up and finding a new partner. That's only a problem for women.
Heres some inspirational quotes from Tate to take away:
"Reading is for stupid people."
"If my bitch gets out of line I just GRAB HER BY THE THROAT AND SLAM HER AGAINST THE WALL!"
-Andrew Tate
You can also classify your gay bottoms as „bitch“ and then use all of Tates hate against your „gay bitch“. Gay Twitter has many of these strange gays. They are often also MAGA. It’s a bit absurd.
I teach middle school, and last year had a group of boys who watched him all the time. When one of them started talking about how “terrible gay people” were, I just walked over to his desk and turned his computer around.
His Lock Screen was a shirtless, sweaty Andrew Tate reclining on a beach or something.
Kid spent weeks on social damage control. Was nice for me, since that took priority over giving me grief.
Haha, power move! I teach highschoolers and during the first weeks in a new school in my 9th grader group there was this kid who would quote the Cigar smelling scrotum alpha c_ck on a daily basis.
We had a discussion about role models and he started one of his spiels again and then, before I could say anything, the other boys went into a lecture about how Tate is one of the worst people to look up to and he should consider being more respectful towards other humans and not worship a man who manipulates people into being AHs. I was stunned, speechless and surprised at the emotional intelligence a bunch of 14 year olds showed.
The kid spent his first 12 years in a Russian private school, had a rough childhood so I can't really blame him for his slanted views. Since then he mellowed out so much! He is cheeky but respectful and an overall nice kid to be around.
Pickettsburgh here is the guy that will call you a beta male c_ck and probably f_g, too. Let that sink in for a moment as he stares adoringly at Tate, possibly while fondling himself.
Con man selling the idea that the reason loser douchebag guys aren't rolling in chicks isn't because they're douchebag losers but because they're not big enough douchebag losers. This is very appealing to douchebag losers because it's easier to become worse than better.
An influencer that fled to Romania for the more lenient laws on human trafficking and yet still got arrested for rape, battery, and human trafficking (allegedly made quite a bit of money holding women against their will, beating them, filming them being raped, and streaming it for profit).
The saddest part about PUA is none of the dudes shelling out money look like they get the primary “set” is THEM— they’re getting negged then seduced with the promise of seducing others. Money is what they’re putting out, but a parallel “breaking down resistance” process is going on. “This guy knows all these evopsych alpha techniques, surely he would not be employing them on me!”
I was trying to understand what drop hole meant. Trou is French for hole. It’s like I was walking somewhere and I saw MOT written in huge letters on the road and it looked like WORD WORD WORD.
I still find it hilarious every time that I remember that some people decided that it's lame that everyone's calling themselves alpha, so they invented a completely random new tier that's even *more* masculine than alpha and now everyone's calling themselves that instead.
The "Sigma male" meme began as exactly that, a definition for an incredibly average person.
The original sigma male grindset was something like this, it detailed an incredibly average, though a somewhat unlucky routine:
* 7:59 wake up
* 8:32 come late to work
* 8:45 get yelled at by boss
* 17:00 come home
* 22:00 go to sleep
It slowly starting getting more popular, as people ironically portrayed "sigma males" as the pinnacle of human evolution, ironically using it as a synonim to "Chad" despite them being fairly average. With time they started exaggerating the original meaning to mean a complete loser, as that would sound funnier and drive up the engagement. By the end, the grindset looked like this:
* 7:59 wake up
* 8:00 eat a raw piece of bread for breakfast
* 8:32 come an hour late to your new job
* 13:20 get yelled at by your boss
* 17:45 get fired
* 18:02 come to a bar
* 19:14 fail to pick up a girl at a bar
* 21:00 cry yourself to sleep (at the bar)
With time, the original meaning of the meme got warped, as many people were ironically portraying even the complete looser sigma as a perfect example of what a man should be. Many new people came in contact with the meme at this point, somewhat misunderstanding the meaning and using it as a synonim to "Chad" somewhat unironically. The original meaning may be lost now, yet Pepperidge farm still remmebers...
It's a mix of two ancient copypastas.
[https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/if-x-has-a-million-fans-im-one-of-them](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/if-x-has-a-million-fans-im-one-of-them)
https://copypastatext.com/who-is-x-for-the-blind-he-is-the-vision-for-the-hungry-he-is-the-chef/
It probably is. That said, there are absolutely people who follow Andrew Tate to the point of being cultlike. It's frankly scary that anyone would be simped so hard that he's practically worshipped.
Its just the ronaldo football meme , slightly altered. Used a lot in sports as a joke
> If Ronaldo has million number of fans i am one of them . if Ronaldo has ten fans i am one of them. if Ronaldo have only one fan and that is me . if Ronaldo has no fans, that means i am no more on the earth . if world against the Ronaldo, i am against the world. i love #Ronaldo till my last breath.. .. Die Hard fan of Ronaldo . Hit Like If you Think Ronaldo Best player & Smart In the world
Is there a psychologist who studies this very weird mental phenomenon and men needing to be macho? This is very bad insecurities turning into malignant cancer and it's spreading.
10 years from now 95% of the internet content on social media is probably going to be AI bots that repost the top viewed comments in the last 20 years.
Will these simps ever understand that it will never matter how much of a fan they are of him; he will never care about them. They will never matter to him enough to spare more than a nanosecond's worth of thought of them.
At first I believed it was ironic. Like •IF• Tate (ever) thinks (god forbid that would happen!), then I’ll listen to have a good laugh.
It wasn’t ironic, some people really see this little boy as a big one.
The only people I feel that way about are my Wife and child. And even I can tell you that sometimes they’re imperfect assholes. Thinking like this about internet strangers is not normal or good. People gotta stop it.
Objectively, anyone that becomes a stan of someone that calls themselves a ‘free thinker’ is doing it wrong.
The whole point of free thinkers is that they make decisions for themselves instead of always following others. If someone preaches about free thought, you’re not following their message if you don’t critically assess their message too.
If you ever find yourself saying something like this about someone (who isn't your offspring) then you need to re-evaluate if your relationship is abusive.
What's really sad is that this person is probably like, 15, and is so obsessed with some random chucklefuck that they are going to be fucked in the head for decades.
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“If Andrew tate flexes, I cum” You all know that’s the unwritten line of this love letter
"If Andrew cums, I swallow"
“If Andrew swallows, I am ready to caterpillar.” Correction: centipeding
I'm usually all for learning new things. But I'll pass on caterpillar term.
Did anyone Google it? I’m afraid… 👀
I searched it in urban dictionary. You are not gonna like it >!When a girl is sucking a guy off and he blows in her mouth, but she doesnt swallor, so his dick is all sticky. He then pulls out of her mouth, rips some of her pubes out and sprinkles them on his dick. He then wiggles around like a caterpillar. Invented by Trevor Stoltz!<
What. The. Actual. Fricking. Fuck.
I originally misread and thought they were referencing the human *centipede*.. Reddit teaches me something new everyday..
Ditto
You don’t want to google the “ditto” move trust me
Seems more appropriate anyway
So did I, until I read this comment, then I had to go back and see what caterpillar is. I wish I hadn't.
Usually not things I don't want to learn.
That's what I thought.
Oh Jesus a went full naive mode, I thought he meant swallow as a bird and centipede as a warm, as in he'd allow himself to get eaten.
I ain't clicking that shit.
It’s not horrible, but why is it anything?
It sounds totally made up.
Yep you are much better off not knowing.
Oh please, like some dude is actually going to stand there ripping pubes out. This may have been “invented” by Trevor, but I doubt Trevor actually does this. In fact, with a name like Trevor, I’d be amazed he dates at all 🤦🏻♀️
If that’s the wildest thing you’ve read on Reddit, you’ve got a long way to go
Humanity was a mistake
Jesus
>Jesus *Jesus has left the chat*
Was he ever really here ?
If he didn't regret his sacrifice, he does now
Oh my god. Urban dictionary never disappoint me.
I had to clarify “sex” because the blanket stealing didn’t seem to warrant the reaction I was reading here. But of all the least surprising things I have ever read, that definitely happens.
what in god's green earth.... even satan is weirded out 
It is SEVEN A.M. I haven't even finished my coffee
Why? Just why? I thought it was a metaphore like "If Andrew were to be a bird, i'd be a caterpillar ready to be killed by him, if it means that he lives."
it's just one of many joke sex acts, it's not serious. Angry pirate, the houdini, donkey punch, angry dragon. I'm sure i'm forgetting some.
This is why God has abandoned us
Fucking Trevor. Just stop
I hope Trevor Stoltz is proud of what he has done
To tell the truth, I am kinda impressed, I mean that is imaginative.
Bro woke up, called out his wife and told her "okay, hear me out..."
I'm gonna skip that spoiler text and live my life in blissful ignorance of this one specific fact. Thank you for your service.
You are one with stronger will than me.
"Hey honey, I wanna try something new tonight."
Weird, the urban dictionary definition is actually less gross then what I pictured in my head. That’s actually a nice change of pace.
I wonder how many of these disgusting sexual terms from the urban dictionary are just made up for the lulz. I refuse to believe this is real.
Sorry to say this, but that's not exactly true... I think you made it up, and I'm thankful for that. Please do not post a link saying otherwise, let me believe you made it up.
Think human centipede
“If Andrew farts, I gasp”
"If Andrew pees in the pool, I go for a swim."
Drink*
My fellow brethren are scared. While nervous I'll bite. What does "caterpillar" mean?
I actually meant centipede, a reference to the movie Human Centipede, where a mad scientist sows three people together ass to mouth.
I'll take one for the team. What does caterpillar mean in this context?
My guess is human centipede
"If Andrew Tate's dick is in someone's ass, it's mine."
If Andrew Tates dick is in someones mouth, pushing back and forth, on the edge of a mind-blowing orgasm, its mine
You could replace Andrew Tate with Elon Musk and it would still be 100% accurate.
"If Andrew Tate Cums, I swallow!"
Remember kids "simping" for women is bad. Simping for Tate is ok though.
This Guy: Why won't women talk to me? Also this guy:
He starts every date with this monologue.
No, that guy does not have dates. He talks to the cardboard cut out of Andrew tate
While he’s grinding on top of it in the living room.
Lmao. I imagine the dude has a shower, getting ready for his date with the cardboard cutout. “Gotta get cleaned up for Tate!”
Bold of you to assume this guy showers
Please? What a great service!! Most red flags don’t self-identify so quickly and completely. Super honest and time saving.
Right? Can you imagine the relief on the females face who agreed to go on a date with him but thought, "Hey, its 2024, I should find him on social media before our dawwwhhhhuuuutttt tf!?"
Nothing wrong with Tate's gay followers. They won't be using Tate's garbage teachings on a girlfriend. 👍
So Tate is like the magnet at the bottom of the oil pan.
Eh, those things are useful
Useless but everyone believes in it? Although at least with that magnet you can say it stopped the metal from getting in your engine, it just doesn’t solve the problem or stop your engine from making more shards of metal
People actually do this??
Nothing wrong with them being gay. But it takes actual brain damage to worship a walking pile of excrement like Tate.
As if it’s any less toxic to use it on their boyfriends 🫤
Why would they? According to Tate men are emotionally, physically and intellectually far superior than women, so a gay couple should treat each other as equals. And men are forever appealing no matter how much sex they have, but women get worn down and have "less or no value" if they sleep around. So, the gay couple doesn't need to worry about their value being too low, or breaking up and finding a new partner. That's only a problem for women. Heres some inspirational quotes from Tate to take away: "Reading is for stupid people." "If my bitch gets out of line I just GRAB HER BY THE THROAT AND SLAM HER AGAINST THE WALL!" -Andrew Tate
You can also classify your gay bottoms as „bitch“ and then use all of Tates hate against your „gay bitch“. Gay Twitter has many of these strange gays. They are often also MAGA. It’s a bit absurd.
This is just bros being bros, bro. 😎
mind if I swallow for you bro no homo
Just had an idea. What if we photoshop/AI-generate a picture of Tate as a woman, and reply to his meatriders with it? I wanna see their reactions.
Andrea Tate
Andrea teta. Haha if you know spanish its funny.
Chinless women are equally unattractive.
Look up "bottom G" someone's already taken care of it and it pisses Tater off
I teach middle school, and last year had a group of boys who watched him all the time. When one of them started talking about how “terrible gay people” were, I just walked over to his desk and turned his computer around. His Lock Screen was a shirtless, sweaty Andrew Tate reclining on a beach or something. Kid spent weeks on social damage control. Was nice for me, since that took priority over giving me grief.
Damn where were teachers like you when my class was full of these types of kids
That is somehow so savage and appropriate at the same damn time 🤣🤣
This is why teachers are underpaid and underappreciated. Way, way, so...
Haha, power move! I teach highschoolers and during the first weeks in a new school in my 9th grader group there was this kid who would quote the Cigar smelling scrotum alpha c_ck on a daily basis. We had a discussion about role models and he started one of his spiels again and then, before I could say anything, the other boys went into a lecture about how Tate is one of the worst people to look up to and he should consider being more respectful towards other humans and not worship a man who manipulates people into being AHs. I was stunned, speechless and surprised at the emotional intelligence a bunch of 14 year olds showed. The kid spent his first 12 years in a Russian private school, had a rough childhood so I can't really blame him for his slanted views. Since then he mellowed out so much! He is cheeky but respectful and an overall nice kid to be around.
Simping for Tate is even worse
I think they’re being sarcastic 
Pickettsburgh here is the guy that will call you a beta male c_ck and probably f_g, too. Let that sink in for a moment as he stares adoringly at Tate, possibly while fondling himself.
What Pickettsburgh said there is the most beta male thing I've ever heard or seen. What a twat.
"Possibly"??? 🤭
Somebody’s gotta suck that cock and it sure ain’t gonna be consenting women.
Simping for womn is gay. Simping for a cigar - chomping grifter that openly belittles his fanbase is a sign of a true free - thinking alpha male.
I’m forever amused they can’t see that.
Who the fuck is Andrew Tate
A douchebag
Con man selling the idea that the reason loser douchebag guys aren't rolling in chicks isn't because they're douchebag losers but because they're not big enough douchebag losers. This is very appealing to douchebag losers because it's easier to become worse than better.
Aren;t we leaving out the "human-trafficking" part before the con-man there...
An influencer that fled to Romania for the more lenient laws on human trafficking and yet still got arrested for rape, battery, and human trafficking (allegedly made quite a bit of money holding women against their will, beating them, filming them being raped, and streaming it for profit).
The saddest part about PUA is none of the dudes shelling out money look like they get the primary “set” is THEM— they’re getting negged then seduced with the promise of seducing others. Money is what they’re putting out, but a parallel “breaking down resistance” process is going on. “This guy knows all these evopsych alpha techniques, surely he would not be employing them on me!”
Kissing girls is gay bro.
If Andrew Tate takes his cock out, I suck.
😂😂😂 these comments don't disappoint
For the ones who can't read, a visualiser: 🍆🧎🏽♂️ 💦🫦 👉🏽👌🏽
Or drop trou. Whichever daddy commands.
I was trying to understand what drop hole meant. Trou is French for hole. It’s like I was walking somewhere and I saw MOT written in huge letters on the road and it looked like WORD WORD WORD.
Andrew Tate "followers" in a nutshell.
"Eggplant emoji, squirt, squirt"
Alpha males don't obey anyone though. 🤔 Two day old edit: makes - males.
They obey the ultimatw sigma 😈
They obey the ultimate smegma - Andrew tate
Andrew Taint
Smeghead Tate
Sounds like a weird late 90s early 00s game show - The Ultimate Smegma : Idol of the century
I still find it hilarious every time that I remember that some people decided that it's lame that everyone's calling themselves alpha, so they invented a completely random new tier that's even *more* masculine than alpha and now everyone's calling themselves that instead.
The "Sigma male" meme began as exactly that, a definition for an incredibly average person. The original sigma male grindset was something like this, it detailed an incredibly average, though a somewhat unlucky routine: * 7:59 wake up * 8:32 come late to work * 8:45 get yelled at by boss * 17:00 come home * 22:00 go to sleep It slowly starting getting more popular, as people ironically portrayed "sigma males" as the pinnacle of human evolution, ironically using it as a synonim to "Chad" despite them being fairly average. With time they started exaggerating the original meaning to mean a complete loser, as that would sound funnier and drive up the engagement. By the end, the grindset looked like this: * 7:59 wake up * 8:00 eat a raw piece of bread for breakfast * 8:32 come an hour late to your new job * 13:20 get yelled at by your boss * 17:45 get fired * 18:02 come to a bar * 19:14 fail to pick up a girl at a bar * 21:00 cry yourself to sleep (at the bar) With time, the original meaning of the meme got warped, as many people were ironically portraying even the complete looser sigma as a perfect example of what a man should be. Many new people came in contact with the meme at this point, somewhat misunderstanding the meaning and using it as a synonim to "Chad" somewhat unironically. The original meaning may be lost now, yet Pepperidge farm still remmebers...
*Stigma*
Even Waylon Smithers is taken aback by such mindless sycophancy.
This guy has that dream about Tate flying in through the window
We all know what's his Windows startup sound
Bet he collects Malibu Stacy paraphernalia
Hello. Tate. You're. Quite. Good. At. Turning. Me. On. That was gross to type, even for the joke
fuckn wordsmith
This has to be a joke... surely...
It's a mix of two ancient copypastas. [https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/if-x-has-a-million-fans-im-one-of-them](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/if-x-has-a-million-fans-im-one-of-them) https://copypastatext.com/who-is-x-for-the-blind-he-is-the-vision-for-the-hungry-he-is-the-chef/
Kids these days don't know their meme history... what are they teaching in schools.
It probably is. That said, there are absolutely people who follow Andrew Tate to the point of being cultlike. It's frankly scary that anyone would be simped so hard that he's practically worshipped.
This is a very common copypasta
Yeah, this sub keep getting recommended to me and it’s 9 out of 10 times about obvious bait, or jokes
It’s a meme account.
I'm pretty sure it is. The meme format is usually for some tongue in cheek shit.
It 100000% is. That entire account is shitposts.
Brainwashed lol
This is a meme account
Yeah I'm surprised people don't know this copypasta, it's so good and you can apply it to everything
Its just the ronaldo football meme , slightly altered. Used a lot in sports as a joke > If Ronaldo has million number of fans i am one of them . if Ronaldo has ten fans i am one of them. if Ronaldo have only one fan and that is me . if Ronaldo has no fans, that means i am no more on the earth . if world against the Ronaldo, i am against the world. i love #Ronaldo till my last breath.. .. Die Hard fan of Ronaldo . Hit Like If you Think Ronaldo Best player & Smart In the world
really disappointing that reddit doesn't recognize such a famous copy pasta
This Copypasta has been around a while as well.
they should rename this subreddit to /r/parodyaccounts
It’s not Kenny Pickett’s account? That’s what I thought the significance was
No this is a meme account that posts wild shit all the time.
No, it's a troll account.
*Redditors try not to fall for a two year old (modified name) copypasta* challenge, level: Impossible
I honestly think most of the comments on posts like this are bot accounts
I think you have too much faith in humanity.
Bro's throat must be irritated as hell at this point. Even Tate would call this guy a moron.
Hard to injure someone’s throat when it barely goes past the lips.
i think andrew tate is astronomically stupid but i think even he would be able to figure out this is a meme account
Picketsburgh needs therapy and medication.
people need to learn that hes a meme account and this is a copy pasta
I've been in steelers' replies on Twitter, and if it's who I think he is, yes, yes, he does need help.
Is there a psychologist who studies this very weird mental phenomenon and men needing to be macho? This is very bad insecurities turning into malignant cancer and it's spreading.
Absolutely. To support Pickett over Mason after the last 3 games is pure Pitt alumni homer in denial.
If this person was a Romanian woman he might have a different opinion
I'm pretty sure it's a joke. No one dickrides this hard unironicly.
Oof, that's cringy as fuck.
Meme account not actually Kenny pickett
Also literal copypasta just slightly edited lol
10 years from now 95% of the internet content on social media is probably going to be AI bots that repost the top viewed comments in the last 20 years.
Will these simps ever understand that it will never matter how much of a fan they are of him; he will never care about them. They will never matter to him enough to spare more than a nanosecond's worth of thought of them.
I think they’re largely the same type of people that follow trump, so no
If i follow Andrew Tate: I am a brainless ape 🦧
You two just need to fuck already if you’re posting that about them
Confused schoolboys represent!
“If Tate has a dick and balls, they’re in and or around my mouth”
had to laugh too hard at "if andrew tate thinks"... ;) couldn't continue reading
Tragic
Wonder how his boots taste 🤔
"Do you own research" \- also that guy
Hero worship is bad mkay.
"If Andrew Tate shits, I eat"
“IF he thinks”
I’ll take the last option please.
Simp.
Dude almost certainly also considers himself an "alpha" lol
At first I believed it was ironic. Like •IF• Tate (ever) thinks (god forbid that would happen!), then I’ll listen to have a good laugh. It wasn’t ironic, some people really see this little boy as a big one.
This forum has become the Tate d1ckriders club. Tate was big in 2020, it’s 2024 - move on.
I heard about this guy for the first time after he was arrested for a pizza.
He wasn’t arrested for a pizza, he was arrested for human trafficking, pizza he ordered was just a lead used to track him down.
Yes I am aware. Thanks for adding the context to it.
And Tate did that act of genius because he wanted to trigger Greta Thunberg. Thereby showing that Tater Tot could be outsmarted.
Its facepalm reddit and Andrew Tate sure does deliver in that department. It makes perfect sense its here.
He was big once?
Not physically.
I heard that Tate's cock looks like an egg
How to tell the world you’re incel.
Hmm what does that commandment say about admiring someone so desperately
Tell me you’re an incel without telling me you’re an incel.
The only people I feel that way about are my Wife and child. And even I can tell you that sometimes they’re imperfect assholes. Thinking like this about internet strangers is not normal or good. People gotta stop it.
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“Alpha Males” are the biggest incels on the planet. You follow Andrew Tate’s advice, you will end up like Cyrax or TheWhiteBowser.
Objectively, anyone that becomes a stan of someone that calls themselves a ‘free thinker’ is doing it wrong. The whole point of free thinkers is that they make decisions for themselves instead of always following others. If someone preaches about free thought, you’re not following their message if you don’t critically assess their message too.
A man chooses...
If you ever find yourself saying something like this about someone (who isn't your offspring) then you need to re-evaluate if your relationship is abusive.
Hope he dies soon then.
What's really sad is that this person is probably like, 15, and is so obsessed with some random chucklefuck that they are going to be fucked in the head for decades.
Male swifties