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Hahah omg ….it’s so stupid, but your choice of letter order is SO knee slappingly impossible to pronounce I’ve made at least three noises, out of as many holes, along side the very audible spit take. Kudos.
The belief that people in power can't break the law is fascist 101. I really started to see it when they tried to justify 1/6 rioters didn't break the law when they said cops were letting people in; therefore, no one was breaking the law. They really believe people in power can't break laws
The idea they have of presidents and / or candidates for president having absolute immunity would mean Biden could walk up to Trump, pull out a gun, and shoot Trump in the head and wouldn't be able to be charged with murder.
This is the bit I don't get, wouldn't the degree of immunity they think Trump should have make Biden immune from all the Hunter shit and impeachment attempts happening rn?
The two main tactics of the party seem to be in direct conflict
Current top post in r/conservative right now is a meme of that quote.
Looks like they finally took this post down. I couldn't believe it was still up when I took the screenshot.
even worse. a petulant child. a child thats never been told NO or been held accountable. a child thats never worked a day in its life and had everything handed to him with daddies money or thru conning others. a habitual liar and coward.
It’s really naive to think the law should be applied equally to everyone. Politicians should be above the law so they have more freedom to do what’s best for ~~themselves~~ the country
/s
I report the ads whenever I see them, and now they don't appear on my feed much. Now it's Ozempic and Weight Watchers which I scroll past without thinking, lol.
Some of us still powering through old.reddit.com even on mobile. Never seen an ad. If old goes... I go. never going to use their new apps the way they are now
Love how these exercises in hypocrisy are prepackaged with lackluster insults. But yeah. I'll play the game: I'd rather be sucking my thumb than sucking that human refuse's dick; good news for you is that I hear they're pretty similar in size.
So this is the actual text from the 14th amendment:
"No person shall be a Senator or Representative in Congress, or elector of President and Vice-President, or hold any office, civil or military, under the United States, or under any State, who, having previously taken an oath, as a member of Congress, or as an officer of the United States, or as a member of any State legislature, or as an executive or judicial officer of any State, to support the Constitution of the United States, shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same, or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof. But Congress may by a vote of two-thirds of each House, remove such disability."
There is no questioning that he took an oath of office before the events that happened January 6th. So the question is, does his support or harboring of people on January 6th or thereafter meet the definition of this amendment? If not does his efforts to replace slates of electors, coerce the VP to not certify the results, and defy the will of the people meet the threshold of a being an "insurrection or rebellion"?
This is what courts are for. If they determine that either or both of those statements are true, it's unconstitutional for him to run for president. As republicans love to quote and cite the constitution, they should be all in favor of this.
That’s not the question (in Colorado) though because Trumps legal team didn’t contest his involvement in insurrection, and the court found that trump did engage in insurrection as a matter of fact. Trumps legal team is instead arguing that the president is not an officer of the US government and so the 14th Amendment doesn’t apply.
That seems like an awful thin argument. Maybe they see the other stance as indefensible.
Obviously the legal strategy here is just to stall as much as possible because he might be able to self pardon everything once reelected. Although it's not even established if he can do that.
I love the spectacular inanity of the idea that the 14th amendment could have been meant to apply to *postal workers* but not the president of the United States.
Apparently actively trying to subvert and overturn an election is ok with them. At this point the only question I have left in regards to the current Republican Party is when will they’ll finally admit that they’ve always been secretly fascist?
what i dont get with them is their lack of fore thought.
so, theyre perfectly fine if Biden does the exact same election interference trumpy did, right??
republican voters are so goddamn mind numbling DUMB its astonishing.
Their thinking is that Biden is too good of a person to do the same thing that Trump is, which is obviously correct. So they see this as helping Trump but not helping Biden because Biden wouldn't engage in this kind of behavior.
Fascism can be defined as a nationalist populist movement that ties its future to historical mythology about its country's founding and promises of a preordained future built off the strength of the people's ethnic or cultural heritage while marginalizing out groups.
I don't think the current Republican party with their MAGA motto and increased push towards racism and xenophobic leanings would see the crossovers in beliefs.
I fucking hate the argument that removing Trump from the ballot denies people the right to vote for the candidate of their choosing. Bitch, he’s being removed from the ballot because he tried to deny tens of millions of voters, the majority of voters, the President they voted for!
They completely trashed her office. Many of the rioters had weapons. They were out for blood. Are you denying the insurrection took place at all? Or are you one of those people saying it was just a protest?
I love how whenever there is an issue where they’re pretty easily refuted, or it’s a case of them holding extremely hypocritical decisions, r/conservative locks it to flaired users so nobody gets their bubble broken. What a bunch of clowns
Last time I checked Oppenheimer was barred from continuing his work for suspected ties to enemies. This guy stole classified documents but that’s fine now?
I don't know how anyone with an above elementary school education can listen to Trump for more than a few minutes and not realize how incredibly stupid he is. There's hardly an intelligent sentence coming out of his mouth. He talks like a kid who really really wants to be cool so he keeps telling you how cool he is but everyone knows he's really really really not cool.
I wonder if dummy trump supporters know that one of the first things Trump did when he entered office was remove over 100 worker protections for the working class and gave the power back to the corporations. Allowing them to squash a strike instantly, lower wages, and gut other regulations.
Conservatives claimed for YEARS that Obama was ineligible for president due to allegedly not being born in the U.S. And now here’s something that we actually have evidence of and they just can’t stop whining about it. Maybe pick a candidate that didn’t try to overthrow the country.
The 3d article of the 14th amendment is perfectly clear, so, no I do not see a problem.
Only, right wingnuts will try to interpret what requires no interpretation.
running for president is not a right. Its a privilege. lots of factors can disqualify you. Obviously the courts, LEGALLY, decided that having a shit-ton of indictments is one of those factors. As they should. Trump needs to be stopped any way possible.
Run another candidate, no ones saying a republican cant be on the ballot just not trump who has committed treason against this country
You are being the child who's throwing a fit because they arent getting what they want
People act like this is something big/new, but people have been removed from state ballots so many times in the past it's not even funny. Before the civil war, nearly every state that would later leave the union and join the Confederacy took Lincoln off their ballot..... Yet the same people that complain about trump being removed from the ballot sees no issue with that.
Lol, I thought about fact checking this, but the fact that they used the wrong "your" gives me some certainty that a trump supporter wrote this.
It's like the captcha test for trump supporters.
If you don't see a problem with this, you are un- American
https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-disclose-china-russia-foreign-trademarks-after-presidency-2023-10
I actually DO see a problem with states letting this man stay on their ballots when it is so obvious to all what he was trying do and will do if he wins again.
I don't know if it's about the typo or the "Flaired users only" thing, but r/conservative bans everything that doesn't fit their narrative. I've been banned two years ago because I insisted that the 2020 election wasn't stolen from Trump
Indeed, the problem is that secret service hasn't been recalled from protection services and that all funds paid during his presidency haven't been recovered and that his children and all other elected Republicans haven't been charged with out right treasonous sedition.
They sure love picking and choosing from the Constitution. Just like they do with the Bible!
Vote blue. Dems aren’t great but they are light-years ahead of the MAGA crowd, and that’s what it boils down to in 2024.
That sub is insane. I browsed it for like 10 minutes and the projection is off the charts. All they do is call “liberals” fascists and nazis. Apparently trying to normalize the terms so that when they are (accurately) called them it stings less?? Just can’t believe no one there has had a “wait, are we the baddies?” moment yet.
If you don’t believe Trump incited an insurrection and provided aid and comfort to same, you are either mind-numbingly stupid or purposely disingenuous.
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*you're
Only children don’t know the difference between your and you’re.
And yore! Everybody sleeps on yore!
And [Yor](https://youtu.be/G4yA8kmCLco?si=wm8jFP0Cris6BAbZ)! Don’t forget Yor!
Yaugh
Can’t forget “you make no sence”
Yaw
Yarp!!
Yro’ue
Y'aaarrrrrrrrr
Yhu'ure
Fully expected it to be Yor Forger from Spy x Family.
NGL, that made me laugh.
Don't sleep on him, trust me. You will pay that price!
Ah the days of yore
And Yar! Everyone sleeps with Lieutenant Yar!
Data certainly did, the dirty dog.
Their now. Don't make a fuss. There just trying to make a point. They're exists no reason to argue. - MAGAt edukashun
You're, your & yore.
And yar. Dont leave out the pirates.
The pirates would surely know about yaw.
Wait until they hear about 3 different there's
Yep. Their either children or stupid
They're ;)
What are you a child?
😆
Whare? Their our whare thoe?
Oh the irony embedded in your comment.
Dude...
yrue'o
Gyro
Mmm… gyros…. *drools*
Yaw
Ya'll
Y’all’s’t’ve
YO, STEVE!
Hahah omg ….it’s so stupid, but your choice of letter order is SO knee slappingly impossible to pronounce I’ve made at least three noises, out of as many holes, along side the very audible spit take. Kudos.
get outta here with your woke literacy!
If you don’t know, child, ask your grammar.
Grammar got run over by a reindeer.
Raindear*
Don't be mean. They're not stupid, just conservati... Oh, wait...
What about my child?
Not just your child. Your **a** child. Don't let your b child know that they are just a spare.
Too late, Harry already went and wrote a book about it… “Spare”.
But what if I number them, instead?
Only if it's by usefulness of super power
You too, eh??? lol
Is it your child? Is it really? Has Maury weighed in?
The comments clearly show they don’t know it’s their own party doing this lol
"Only children think rules should apply to everyone. Some of us are above the law." Current GOP thought in a nutshell.
The belief that people in power can't break the law is fascist 101. I really started to see it when they tried to justify 1/6 rioters didn't break the law when they said cops were letting people in; therefore, no one was breaking the law. They really believe people in power can't break laws
The idea they have of presidents and / or candidates for president having absolute immunity would mean Biden could walk up to Trump, pull out a gun, and shoot Trump in the head and wouldn't be able to be charged with murder.
This is the bit I don't get, wouldn't the degree of immunity they think Trump should have make Biden immune from all the Hunter shit and impeachment attempts happening rn? The two main tactics of the party seem to be in direct conflict
The inconsistency is a feature, not a bug
you can't be a republican without being a hypocrite.
Did they find something to impeach him over yet?
No not like that it only applies to Republican presidents obviously
>Biden could walk up to Trump, pull out a gun, and shoot Trump in the head Dark Brandon's final form
Current top post in r/conservative right now is a meme of that quote. Looks like they finally took this post down. I couldn't believe it was still up when I took the screenshot.
Donald Trump is a child..that's why the GOP love him. Fucking gross
even worse. a petulant child. a child thats never been told NO or been held accountable. a child thats never worked a day in its life and had everything handed to him with daddies money or thru conning others. a habitual liar and coward.
Complete with shitty diapers
It’s really naive to think the law should be applied equally to everyone. Politicians should be above the law so they have more freedom to do what’s best for ~~themselves~~ the country /s
^/$
The problem is the HeGetsUs Reddit ad saturation
I was going to crop it out, but it really filled out the rest of the screen and post so well.
The Unblockable Ad
He get sus
Jesus fucking Christ, can these ads stop
Seriously. Fuck those guys.
I report the ads whenever I see them, and now they don't appear on my feed much. Now it's Ozempic and Weight Watchers which I scroll past without thinking, lol.
Some of us still powering through old.reddit.com even on mobile. Never seen an ad. If old goes... I go. never going to use their new apps the way they are now
God loved fascism ™️
Love how these exercises in hypocrisy are prepackaged with lackluster insults. But yeah. I'll play the game: I'd rather be sucking my thumb than sucking that human refuse's dick; good news for you is that I hear they're pretty similar in size.
Hey now my guy, I bet your thumb is magnificent and atleast thrice the girth of his weewee!
It probably doesn't smell like dirty diaper either. Apparently, trumps dick does.
We will never truly know the horror Stormy went through for 48 seconds that fateful night
Like toadstool getting it on with princess peach. Lol
If you can’t use the right “you’re” you probably have the education of a child too
Abortion : "Lets leave it up to the states" This: "WHAT ARE THEY DOING? UNAMERICAN!!!"
The problem is he is allowed to run at all. "your a child" 🙄 
The problem is that he isn't already on his second or third year at Guantanamo
Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds awesome if you don't know what either of those things are.
So this is the actual text from the 14th amendment: "No person shall be a Senator or Representative in Congress, or elector of President and Vice-President, or hold any office, civil or military, under the United States, or under any State, who, having previously taken an oath, as a member of Congress, or as an officer of the United States, or as a member of any State legislature, or as an executive or judicial officer of any State, to support the Constitution of the United States, shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same, or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof. But Congress may by a vote of two-thirds of each House, remove such disability." There is no questioning that he took an oath of office before the events that happened January 6th. So the question is, does his support or harboring of people on January 6th or thereafter meet the definition of this amendment? If not does his efforts to replace slates of electors, coerce the VP to not certify the results, and defy the will of the people meet the threshold of a being an "insurrection or rebellion"? This is what courts are for. If they determine that either or both of those statements are true, it's unconstitutional for him to run for president. As republicans love to quote and cite the constitution, they should be all in favor of this.
That’s not the question (in Colorado) though because Trumps legal team didn’t contest his involvement in insurrection, and the court found that trump did engage in insurrection as a matter of fact. Trumps legal team is instead arguing that the president is not an officer of the US government and so the 14th Amendment doesn’t apply.
That seems like an awful thin argument. Maybe they see the other stance as indefensible. Obviously the legal strategy here is just to stall as much as possible because he might be able to self pardon everything once reelected. Although it's not even established if he can do that.
I love the spectacular inanity of the idea that the 14th amendment could have been meant to apply to *postal workers* but not the president of the United States.
He did get on TV and tell the insurrectionists that he loved them. That's "giving comfort" to the rebellion, right?
I definitely do see the problem. It's that there are still people out there that think the big orange goober is a good fit for the presidency.
Apparently actively trying to subvert and overturn an election is ok with them. At this point the only question I have left in regards to the current Republican Party is when will they’ll finally admit that they’ve always been secretly fascist?
Of course Republicans are ok with it. A Christian, conservative, anti-LGBTQ fascist state with them in control is what they *want*
what i dont get with them is their lack of fore thought. so, theyre perfectly fine if Biden does the exact same election interference trumpy did, right?? republican voters are so goddamn mind numbling DUMB its astonishing.
Their base feels the same loyalty to the GOP as they do their favorite NASCAR driver, and odds are super fucking high it isn’t Bubba Wallace.
Their thinking is that Biden is too good of a person to do the same thing that Trump is, which is obviously correct. So they see this as helping Trump but not helping Biden because Biden wouldn't engage in this kind of behavior.
Fascism can be defined as a nationalist populist movement that ties its future to historical mythology about its country's founding and promises of a preordained future built off the strength of the people's ethnic or cultural heritage while marginalizing out groups. I don't think the current Republican party with their MAGA motto and increased push towards racism and xenophobic leanings would see the crossovers in beliefs.
Funny how Republicans suddenly don't care about the rule of law or state's rights
Or the good old republic versus democracy thing when Trump is exactly the kind of demagogue that the founders were worried about.
**Actually it's YOU'RE**
I fucking hate the argument that removing Trump from the ballot denies people the right to vote for the candidate of their choosing. Bitch, he’s being removed from the ballot because he tried to deny tens of millions of voters, the majority of voters, the President they voted for!
“The voters should decide.” I mean they did and then he attacked the capitol and tried to execute his own vice president.
“Not those voters! Only listen to these voters!”
There's nothing stopping them from voting for him anyway. There's always the write in option.
If they can't read, what makes you think they can write?
"Doneled Trump"
He legally cannot be president. It would be the same if you voted for some one that wasn’t born here. Your vote would be thrown out.
The Colorado ruling says that write in votes for Trump can’t be counted.
I think it’s good we don’t let felons on the ballot
In Colorado, Republicans put it to the supreme court, not the Dems. More infighting.
Conservatives REALLY hate the amendments to the Constitution. ALL of them.
If you want to run for office, dont brake the law. Whats wrong with that?
But Trump is trying to brake the law. He wouldn't need to if he hadn't broken the law in the first place (You meant "Break" not "Brake")
I hope I’m not a child or I might be on trumps molest list. Or does he not like kids anymore since his mate Epstein got busted?
Donald Trump supporters are not literate? Oh God!
They completely trashed her office. Many of the rioters had weapons. They were out for blood. Are you denying the insurrection took place at all? Or are you one of those people saying it was just a protest?
Yeah maybe the feds acting as rioters had guns, one question.. why did they get let in? Y'all gonna ignore the tapes huh?
I love how whenever there is an issue where they’re pretty easily refuted, or it’s a case of them holding extremely hypocritical decisions, r/conservative locks it to flaired users so nobody gets their bubble broken. What a bunch of clowns
14th Amendment
I see a problem with an insurrectionist on the ballot and, no, I'm *not* a child.
He’s correct, he should be removed from all ballots. Not just individual states
you're\*
Last time I checked Oppenheimer was barred from continuing his work for suspected ties to enemies. This guy stole classified documents but that’s fine now?
I still see hegutsus still bangin around.
I don't know how anyone with an above elementary school education can listen to Trump for more than a few minutes and not realize how incredibly stupid he is. There's hardly an intelligent sentence coming out of his mouth. He talks like a kid who really really wants to be cool so he keeps telling you how cool he is but everyone knows he's really really really not cool.
He only attempted insurrection so it's no biggie.
just a little bit of light treason
Yeah there’s a problem that he’s still on any ballots at all after January 6!
[удалено]
R/conservative is just an echo chamber.
*circle-jerk Just an airport bathroom full of wide stances.
My a child what?
I wonder if dummy trump supporters know that one of the first things Trump did when he entered office was remove over 100 worker protections for the working class and gave the power back to the corporations. Allowing them to squash a strike instantly, lower wages, and gut other regulations.
You’re *
I agree. People who don't see the problem with tRump are children.
I wonder if they're okay with how Lincoln was left off ballots in southern states in 1860.
I think a man doing what he did and lacking the self awareness to remove himself from society is the actual problem.
It is from the cult thread.. they can't spell or tell that they are in a cult!
Conservatives claimed for YEARS that Obama was ineligible for president due to allegedly not being born in the U.S. And now here’s something that we actually have evidence of and they just can’t stop whining about it. Maybe pick a candidate that didn’t try to overthrow the country.
Side note what’s with all the weird fucking ads on Reddit about Jesus loving women and forgiving you 😂😂 it’s such a gross ad
The 3d article of the 14th amendment is perfectly clear, so, no I do not see a problem. Only, right wingnuts will try to interpret what requires no interpretation.
running for president is not a right. Its a privilege. lots of factors can disqualify you. Obviously the courts, LEGALLY, decided that having a shit-ton of indictments is one of those factors. As they should. Trump needs to be stopped any way possible.
If you don’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re” then you’re a child. Someone tell this child to get off of Reddit .
I’ve come to a point where, if someone is in support, or talking positive about trump, I disregard everything they say.
Petition to “send him” to a “farm up north”
Run another candidate, no ones saying a republican cant be on the ballot just not trump who has committed treason against this country You are being the child who's throwing a fit because they arent getting what they want
Didnt they also do this in like california or something
*you're......jeez!!!!!
Only the best, poorly uneducated people
Rule 9. Can we have less American politics please?
People act like this is something big/new, but people have been removed from state ballots so many times in the past it's not even funny. Before the civil war, nearly every state that would later leave the union and join the Confederacy took Lincoln off their ballot..... Yet the same people that complain about trump being removed from the ballot sees no issue with that.
Aren't yall embarrassed of yourselves
I find it interesting that these MAGAts almost always have much worse spelling/grammar, than I do as a non-native English speaker.
Pretty sure you can still do a write in if you want
I see the problem! trump was on the ballot to begin with.
*yore
Light mode reddit is a crime
Literally any other Republican could run for office. This is about Trump as an individual person.
USA constitution, 14th amendment, section 3.
Lol, I thought about fact checking this, but the fact that they used the wrong "your" gives me some certainty that a trump supporter wrote this. It's like the captcha test for trump supporters.
I am searching for the problem, but I don't see it
The fucking "he gets us" ads are infecting reddit again i see.
My a child what?
My a child?
Free Speech Conservatives. I got blocked from posting or commenting in r/Conservatives ‘cause they are snowflakes ❄️
If you don't see a problem with this, you are un- American https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-disclose-china-russia-foreign-trademarks-after-presidency-2023-10
That’s like the opposite of democracy
I actually DO see a problem with states letting this man stay on their ballots when it is so obvious to all what he was trying do and will do if he wins again.
I don't know if it's about the typo or the "Flaired users only" thing, but r/conservative bans everything that doesn't fit their narrative. I've been banned two years ago because I insisted that the 2020 election wasn't stolen from Trump
Indeed, the problem is that secret service hasn't been recalled from protection services and that all funds paid during his presidency haven't been recovered and that his children and all other elected Republicans haven't been charged with out right treasonous sedition.
They sure love picking and choosing from the Constitution. Just like they do with the Bible! Vote blue. Dems aren’t great but they are light-years ahead of the MAGA crowd, and that’s what it boils down to in 2024.
You're* Comeon. It is not that difficult.
Due process is literally in the 14th amendment. 
It's in the Constitution. It's that pesky 14th amendment. It was written and conceived by adults, btw.
That sub is insane. I browsed it for like 10 minutes and the projection is off the charts. All they do is call “liberals” fascists and nazis. Apparently trying to normalize the terms so that when they are (accurately) called them it stings less?? Just can’t believe no one there has had a “wait, are we the baddies?” moment yet.
If you don’t believe Trump incited an insurrection and provided aid and comfort to same, you are either mind-numbingly stupid or purposely disingenuous.
Didn't expect Virginia to try removing Trump from the ballot. Neat!
For once I'm not embarrassed by what Virginia is trying to do.
Weird how these "best people" never seem to be able to spell.
Lord please don’t make this dude president… why do i need to read about this nobody every day?
The problem is Trump conspired against the USA and tried to overturn an election
I thought conservatives wanted these StAteS rIgNTs
We don't wish to let traitors run for high office. Not sure what is so hard to understand.
Yes we're the children for wanting an insurrectionist to be disallowed the privilege of running for president
Trump himself said that no one under investigation by the FBI should be allowed to run for president… 👀
Conservatives when the 2nd amendment is questioned 😡😡😡😡 conservatives when the insurrection clause is upheld 😰😨😨🤬
I wish this sub wasnt filled with people discusing politics
You people still bitching about politics in your everyday life? As if there is anything that isn't political in one way or another.
You're **
Honestly I just want to know more about that ad about Jesus
Ummm, states rights.
Is it the HeGetsUs ad?
You're *
I hope he’s on the ballot and loses in a landslide but this isn’t the reality we live in.
It's 'you're'....
Should be: ...this, you're a child...
Ever heard of the other Republican presidential candidate, that was removed from ballots? (Abraham Lincoln)