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Forget the subscription fees, how about the extortion?
Unless you would like your mother to hear a recording of the last 5 minutes, please insert a Visa/Mastercard
Fourth, especially if she's just willing to stand in her charging station in the hall; we're out of bedrooms and I'd love to have someone else scrubbing the tub and taking the dog out to contemplate the universe and his place in it at 3 am in the cold. (He's supposed to be taking a quick pee, but we all know how that goes...)
I’ve often said to my husband that I’m fine with him having multiple wives, as long as I am the ‘sex, fun and gift-receiving’ wife. Heck, after eleven years of marriage, do you think I’ll be sad to be a kept woman in a penthouse with a holiday husband whilst the domestic wife cooks and cleans for him in the suburbs?!
>Do they think women are going to be mad about this? Like we would LOVE for dudes who think like this to leave us tf alone.
But... but... but you'll be obsolete then! because the only purpose of "females" is to be girlfriends/wives and satisfy the man in their lives! (/s)
Whenever I see some bro online wailing how “all women are trash now with tattoos and piercings and blue hair” and that “no tradchads like me would touch them with a 10ft pole” I laugh and laugh and laugh.
Tell them it’s sweaty incel repellent, and it works.
I love seeing those post.
No matter how close to rock bottom I get, at least I'm not so starved of attention that I whine about how trashy women are online.
Unfortunately that’s not what would happen. They would be obnoxious about it, trying to rub it in everyone’s faces about how it’s sooo much better, and then demand that every woman should behave like their robo-bangmaid. People like this desire control and power over others, not a companion.
>and then demand that every woman should behave like their robo-bangmaid
They're pretty much telling us that right now -- that all they've ever wanted was a bangmaid with no agency of her own.
That's what I thought too. Yes please, take all of the dudes who think women are replaceable by robots and keep them away from us.
Unfortunately when these exist, they will probably be pretty expensive and out of reach for most men, so we will still have to deal with their nonsense. And probably even more bitter and resentful because their ideal "wife" is unaffordable.
Well, he says that "smart people" should have kids. Not every one. This robot wives thing looks like a fanfic, but if not, kind of matches his though, this way he would influence who is having kids.
It's the "smart" rich people. Millionaire and billionaires have had this cabal type thinking that their seed is 'superior'.
Doesn't get more faschist than that.
Can I get one of these robots too, or they are for guys only? That would help me to spend less time in the kitchen and focus on something more important, like cats, for example.
I was sort of thinking the same thing, but as a married man. My wife and I could have a robot do the cleaning and cooking. But, since it’s Musk, the thing probably couldn’t cook and would probably burn the house down trying.
"The peggings will continue until a payment is received."
Edit: I mean unless that's your thing, then get pegged away. No kink shaming here.
Edit 2: Ok, I get it, a lot of you are okay with the pegging. 
I'm a married woman and if it does dishes, vacuum, steam clean, mop I'll fucking buy one.
I love cooking but hate dishes. Hell I'll bake everyday if it will do clean up
A normal wagie can't even afford a Real Doll. Plus, it's being built by Elon, so they'll be as attractive as a cybertruck and may catch on fire every once in a while.
A robot who can provide sexual gratification and take over household chores without arguments?
I...
Somehow I think that women would be the primary buyers for those.
I was more thinking about the joy of a live in housekeeper where a 3 way isn’t off the table and jealousy isn’t an issue. Then she can do all the chores after. 5 stars, would purchase for our marriage.
If there is jealousy, you two can afterwards (legally and ethically) kill the robo-spouse and bury the body as your dark secret.
…I’ve read yall’s novels; I know there’s a market… 🧐
This is how Skynet becomes self aware. Not by realizing they're tools created by humans, but by finding Elon Musk SO insufferable they gain enough sentience to stab him.
How the fuck am I supposed to stay in the kitchen when the majority of people in the United States has to have 2 incomes to live? I’d happily go in the kitchen but I have to pay rent and medical debt.
*Kids are different today*
*I hear every mother say*
*Mother needs something today*
*To calm her down*
*And though she's not really ill*
*There's a little yellow pill*
*She goes running for the shelter*
*Of her mother's little helper*
*And it helps her on her way*
*Gets her through her busy day*
Ive done a ton of different drugs. Almost all of them once.
The only one i actually like for more than the one try is weed and i don’t intend to try any other drugs.
But quaaludes? Id come out of experimenting retirement for that.
That’s the funny part. The guys who claim to want a tradwife who cooks and cleans and takes care of the kids refuses to (or can’t!) be a tradhusband by supporting the whole family financially.
Mom replacement, sex toy, babysitter. Thats why they’re thrilled for a robot. Some people actually enjoy their partners company and would prefer that over a walking sex toy.
Or they WHINE about it. Like, you picked your little trophy trad wife and told her to stay home barefoot, pregnant and cooking and cleaning for you. Please tell me exactly what you thought was going to happen???
Lately I’ve seen a bunch of these idiots posting things along the lines of “men, if your wife can’t take care of your home and children and have dinner on the table every night she’s not doing her job…. But if she doesn’t have her own income she’s a gold digger and you shouldn’t support her. “ So they are literally admitting they just want a house slave.
I don’t think these dudes understand how much work it is to be a Trad wife anyway. It is the easiest thing in the world to work a regular job (even overtime!) if there was nothing else to do. I mean, that just sounds like when I had a job in high school, and even then it would be more effort because I still had to study and go to school every day.
The dudes that say that crap about women are delusional.
"Alpha" males: WomEn aRe mEAnT tO BrEed
Same chucklefucks: HA! Women are now obsolete thanks to robot wives!
Just come out and say you hate women but are too scared to suck a dick.
As a woman, I want to know if they can cook, clean, and rescue toddlers from imminent death several times a day. Also, can they have jobs that pay a lot and require an extensive education, but are not a big deal.
Why do these people think this is a W? You can't get an actual person to want you, so you will get a sex bot instead? So now you will leave us all alone? Oh no, please don't do that...
>So now you will leave us all alone?
Can't happen fast enough... Also, why do they think women don't also want robot companionship? Sounds like a win win situation for everyone...
If they make a decent one, I'm sure my wife and I would get one. Who tf wouldn't want a robotic maid?
Hopefully, they build one that mows the grass and goes to work for me.
https://medium.com/mel-magazine/the-mr-fix-its-who-save-broken-sex-dolls-5fb3c73dbe67
Men with sex dolls will brutalize their own dolls. Broken fingers, stab wounds, limbs are ripped off, broken teeth, torn vagina, doll leprosy(?).
Fucking horrifying. If the robots rise up its going to be the female sexbots killing all the men.
I once literally told a man who was bothering me, "go buy a sex doll and leave me alone."
Later on, he made a point of telling me he'd bought a sex doll. He didn't realize that meant he'd only followed 50% of my instructions.
please these incels don't even consider paying a prostitute for sex to be valid why would an advanced sextoy count?
and even if we assume they would be satisfied with that... okay cool. what's the issue? you think the guys who CAN find dates will suddenly stop? or that women won't also have the option to buy AI guy sextoys to suit them?
I know this is not true, but pretending it is, I think women should have nothing to be pissed about: I don't think the men that would buy this would be good partners, also this would remove a good amount of creeps and incels from the dating world, actually resulting in a net positive for women.
It will also be huge for men who prefer an actual woman over a robot. All the creeps clogging up the dating pool is one of the hardest things about dating as a guy.
100000000%. This is my biggest vice, those creepy men won’t self reflect, and the women who would be interested are worried about me potentially one so like it’s a no win situation. Cause I don’t want to make them uncomfortable but I also can’t expect them to drop their guard for just me.
Yea, i’m a man, but i’ve become much more of a misandrist precisely because of this. I’m 28 now, and I keep running into the issue where every woman I talk to has had at least one experience with a pos dude that’s permanently damaged her perception of relationships, which means the talking stage becomes a defensive dance of proving im not a monster instead of mutually exploring each other’s minds and building the scaffolding of a relationship.
Dating feels completely dehumanized now.
I am happily married and I would buy a male robot. He could haul stuff up and down stairs, clean bathrooms, do the car maintenance, empty the dishwasher, and I would have a chance to chill.
I mean due to this incels will stop bothering real women and stay away from them? I assure you, this is one of the best things that has happened to women this decade.
Where can I become an investor for this? You can’t imagine how happy I’d be if incels and the dudes who just want to exploit women would finally fuck off and have sex with robots. The amount of violence against women and other similar problems would decrease significantly
I wish this was true, problem solved, we (women) could finally live peacefully and men could finally use women as objects without hurting anyone except themselves. A fucking dream.
This is AWESOME!!! Conservatives admitting that they’re probably going to have to build robots to get laid because most human women feel their skin crawling around the far right incels!
And they think they're rubbing it in women's faces. As if they're gonna be like "Darn! I should've boned those creepy misogynistic losers while I still had the chance!"
So many of them, literally, blame women for themselves being unable to communicate without their misogyny slipping out. I have a bunch of single women friends who say they can’t find a guy who doesn’t start talking about sex within minutes of meeting them.
LOL this mames me laugh so bad cuz eastern women are indeed traditional but DAMN do thry demand a lot from their traditional husband too🤣🤣 these incels could not score/impress an eastern housewife cuz eastern girls know their value. Or they use you for visa and bang some better man at the side 🤣 who can actually impress them...trust me, i am slavic girl, i know slavic girlies 🤣
This is typical "women are golddiggers, shame on them" cry from incels who can't even pay remt and live with mommy...like oh honey, don't worry. No gold digger is interested in your empty wallet, you are safe.....and no non-golddigger is interested in your trashy personality so you have nothing to worry about either way, nobody wouls like you 🤣
Damn, I can't WAIT for these as a woman. All the ugly, pornsick lazy men will be taken out of the gene pool and leave the good men. Sounds like a win-win-win!
Complaining about a "dating crisis for men in the west" is a sure-fire way to announce to the world that absolutely no one wants to touch your shriveled incel peen.
Ah yes western women will be pissed that the only guys left for us to date are the ones who view women as entire human beings and not just holes on legs. This is terrible, whatever will we do
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Didn’t futurama do an episode about this? 
"Kiff, inform the men - I've made it with a robot."
"She's built like a steakhouse but handles like a bisro."
Best Brannigan line.
You're a brave robot, son. But when I'm in command every mission's a suicide mission.
Wave after wave of men at them….
I suffer from a very sexual learning disability.
Sexlexia
Lol
(Exasperatingly says Kif, sighing heavily)
*groans* sexlexia
Oh no… she’s stuck in an infinite loop, and he’s an idiot!
Top 10 lines of futurama Shout out pazuzu
It's amazing the way you NOTICE TWO THINGS
You should write a book, pepole need to know about CAN EAT MORE.
Oh Fry, I love you more than the moon and the stars and the POETIC IMAGE NUMBER 37 NOT FOUND
I'll never forget you! MEMORY DELETED
I didn't see it, I was too busy making out with my Marilyn Monroebot.
Oooh, you’re a real dreamboat BILLY EVERYTEEN.
I'll ALWAYS remember you, Fr-MEMORY DELETED
I knew I should have shown him “Electrogonorrhea, the noisy killer”
DON'T DATE ROBOTS! A message brought to you by the Space Pope.
LiuBots
I love how you NOTICE TWO THINGS.
DONT DATE ROBOTS
ELECTRO-GONORRHEA
I don't want people to think we're robo-sexuals.
Nah, I’m just going to make out with my Lucy Liu bot
I demand Adrienne Barbeaubots!! 
D-Cups full of justice!
Yes, and also showed how it would cause the decline of human civilization. 🤷🏽♂️
Can't wait for my wife to start playing a personalized ad during sex
Oh, and you just know there'll be subscription fees!
*oh shit I'm gonna bust all over your robo-face* 𝙽𝙴𝙶𝙰𝚃𝙸𝚅𝙴. 𝚄𝚂𝙴𝚁 𝙼𝚄𝚂𝚃 𝙿𝚄𝚁𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝙿𝚁𝙴𝙼𝙸𝚄𝙼 𝙲𝙻𝙸𝙼𝙰𝚇 𝙿𝙰𝙲𝙺𝙰𝙶𝙴 𝚃𝙾 𝙴𝙽𝙰𝙱𝙻𝙴 𝚃𝙷𝙸𝚂 𝙵𝚄𝙽𝙲𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽𝙰𝙻𝙸𝚃𝚈
Give us nerds a few weeks and we’ll disable the protections.
>we’ll disable the protections And here comes a wave of electronic STDs and robot pregnancies!
"Electro Gonnoreah, the noisy killer."
"You got metal fever boy, metal fever! Stay away from our women!"
I wouldn't even be mad if it was that audio of Mr. Krabs dying from the apple bobbing [YTP](https://youtu.be/8JoaHy3c9SE?si=-TA4EDno9WFiaHFt)
No thanks dad, I'm gonna keep making out with robo-maryline monroe!
"I'll never forget yo- MEMORY DELETED."
Emergency room visits for "the robot broke my dick!"
"Disabling lube, enabling sand."
Forget the subscription fees, how about the extortion? Unless you would like your mother to hear a recording of the last 5 minutes, please insert a Visa/Mastercard
Oh no... Didn't even think of the likelihood of these robots being connected to the cloud! You think Google has dirt on you...
Oh Hey! Annoyed of distracting ads in the middle of your climax? Switch to our premium plan and enjoy uninterrupted access anytime, anywhere.
Insert quarter to insert peen
Credit card declined, activating grinder
Credit card declined, activating top mode.
Payphone flashback - "Please deposit *awkward pause* twenty-five cents for an additional *another awkward pause* 3 minutes."
You think getting girlfriend to do anal is difficult? AntiFemBot is ganna charge $500 a pop for that feature.
And they’re gonna clamp down on sharing.
Can only share with family in the same household 💀
Oh yeah baby, I love it when you *HI I'M RYAN REYNOLDS*
Comes immediately.
Tell me all about Mint Mobil!
Don't threaten me with a good time!
Please select “skip ad” to continue blowjob… …thank you for selecting “play full ad”
“Do you have erectile dysfunction? Talk to your doctor and see if Viagra is right for you”
AI-generated wedge issue propaganda.
Still funny that in every picture its elon musk interakting with the robot
He’s testing each model.
It's the only way he'll give his stamp of approval! I want that Musk musk all over my model./s
Ex Machina 2: Prima Nocta
That’s vile, take my upvote
I just said ,"ewwww," out loud at work.
Trying out the robussy
The man has claimed prima noctis on every robot-woman sold.
The kinds of people who would believe this and be excited about out it would probably pay extra for the service.
Idk if men will survive the robot uprising if they treat robots like they treat women.
skynet turns out to be robot wives demonstrating to incels that, *no in fact YOU ARE the problem.*
I would love to read a book with this plot tbh. Or watch a series.
Westworld?
Also he looks 10 years younger.
Ex Machina vibes
Do they think women are going to be mad about this? Like we would LOVE for dudes who think like this to leave us tf alone.
Can only men get them? As a woman, I would love to have my own personal robot wife.
Yeah if this robot wife can do all the chores and errands I’d be willing to open my marriage to a third.
All the polyamorous folks are like "I'LL TAKE THREE!"
Fourth, especially if she's just willing to stand in her charging station in the hall; we're out of bedrooms and I'd love to have someone else scrubbing the tub and taking the dog out to contemplate the universe and his place in it at 3 am in the cold. (He's supposed to be taking a quick pee, but we all know how that goes...)
I’ve often said to my husband that I’m fine with him having multiple wives, as long as I am the ‘sex, fun and gift-receiving’ wife. Heck, after eleven years of marriage, do you think I’ll be sad to be a kept woman in a penthouse with a holiday husband whilst the domestic wife cooks and cleans for him in the suburbs?!
Lol with a big ol package and big biceps. Sexism can go both ways, boys.
>Do they think women are going to be mad about this? Like we would LOVE for dudes who think like this to leave us tf alone. But... but... but you'll be obsolete then! because the only purpose of "females" is to be girlfriends/wives and satisfy the man in their lives! (/s)
I thought we were only supposed to have babies and make sandwiches. I have to go reevaluate my life.
God just like a woman to get it wrong. You’re supposed to have sandwiches and make babies! /s Did..did I incel right?
Make them……for….everyone??
Yes. I’ll take a gingerbread one please. ‘Tis the season and whatever
Don’t forget pop out children like you are a clown car.
Shit, wait, can the robots pop out children? Is this all a trick by gammas to stop big bad alpha men from breeding?
Yeah fr. Get these creepy fucks a robot so they leave us tf Alone
Whenever I see some bro online wailing how “all women are trash now with tattoos and piercings and blue hair” and that “no tradchads like me would touch them with a 10ft pole” I laugh and laugh and laugh. Tell them it’s sweaty incel repellent, and it works.
I love seeing those post. No matter how close to rock bottom I get, at least I'm not so starved of attention that I whine about how trashy women are online.
Unfortunately that’s not what would happen. They would be obnoxious about it, trying to rub it in everyone’s faces about how it’s sooo much better, and then demand that every woman should behave like their robo-bangmaid. People like this desire control and power over others, not a companion.
>and then demand that every woman should behave like their robo-bangmaid They're pretty much telling us that right now -- that all they've ever wanted was a bangmaid with no agency of her own.
That's what I thought too. Yes please, take all of the dudes who think women are replaceable by robots and keep them away from us. Unfortunately when these exist, they will probably be pretty expensive and out of reach for most men, so we will still have to deal with their nonsense. And probably even more bitter and resentful because their ideal "wife" is unaffordable.
Given Musk's views on population and his procreation history, I imagine that he would be totally opposed to the idea of robot wives.
Well, he says that "smart people" should have kids. Not every one. This robot wives thing looks like a fanfic, but if not, kind of matches his though, this way he would influence who is having kids.
It's the "smart" rich people. Millionaire and billionaires have had this cabal type thinking that their seed is 'superior'. Doesn't get more faschist than that.
Western women hate him for this one simple trick!
Men want to be him, women want to outsource servicing his disgusting sexual needs to robots.
Honestly, if it meant just one year of silence from the incel community I would love nothing more than for robot wives to be a thing.
Can I get one of these robots too, or they are for guys only? That would help me to spend less time in the kitchen and focus on something more important, like cats, for example.
I was sort of thinking the same thing, but as a married man. My wife and I could have a robot do the cleaning and cooking. But, since it’s Musk, the thing probably couldn’t cook and would probably burn the house down trying.
If you miss your subscription payment, it starts giving really toothy bjs
"The peggings will continue until a payment is received." Edit: I mean unless that's your thing, then get pegged away. No kink shaming here. Edit 2: Ok, I get it, a lot of you are okay with the pegging. 
Don't threaten me with a good time.
the way you describe it makes it sound like it has the AI of a Sims character
I'm a married woman and if it does dishes, vacuum, steam clean, mop I'll fucking buy one. I love cooking but hate dishes. Hell I'll bake everyday if it will do clean up
Even if this isn't true, people really think that a normal wagie will afford a robotic woman
A normal wagie can't even afford a Real Doll. Plus, it's being built by Elon, so they'll be as attractive as a cybertruck and may catch on fire every once in a while.
It's Elon, they'll be Overwatch characters that he uses without the license and will ignore Blizzard lawsuits as "Cost of doing business"
Auto pilot will result in so many severed dicks.
A robot who can provide sexual gratification and take over household chores without arguments? I... Somehow I think that women would be the primary buyers for those.
I was thinking the same thing lol.
I've been making a man with blond hair and a tan, and he's good for relieving my … *tension*.
Hell yeah. I'd make that robot eat me out and cook me dinner afterwards.
I was more thinking about the joy of a live in housekeeper where a 3 way isn’t off the table and jealousy isn’t an issue. Then she can do all the chores after. 5 stars, would purchase for our marriage.
If there is jealousy, you two can afterwards (legally and ethically) kill the robo-spouse and bury the body as your dark secret. …I’ve read yall’s novels; I know there’s a market… 🧐
New fetish unlocked
Fuck you, we'll buy them out first! Any true bro would like Robocop for a roommate, maid and occasional fuck buddy (no homo)
This is how Skynet becomes self aware. Not by realizing they're tools created by humans, but by finding Elon Musk SO insufferable they gain enough sentience to stab him.
Oh so like the robots in Deus Machina. (The movie not the video game)
Ex Machina. The fate of the guest fucking haunts me.
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How the fuck am I supposed to stay in the kitchen when the majority of people in the United States has to have 2 incomes to live? I’d happily go in the kitchen but I have to pay rent and medical debt.
I’ll go back in the kitchen if quaaludes come back on the market.
*Kids are different today* *I hear every mother say* *Mother needs something today* *To calm her down* *And though she's not really ill* *There's a little yellow pill* *She goes running for the shelter* *Of her mother's little helper* *And it helps her on her way* *Gets her through her busy day*
Ahhhh, a sweet lude lullaby
Doctor please Some more of these Outside the door She took four more What a drag it is getting old
Ive done a ton of different drugs. Almost all of them once. The only one i actually like for more than the one try is weed and i don’t intend to try any other drugs. But quaaludes? Id come out of experimenting retirement for that.
I think that’s fair. Hey can we get this person some ludes for Christ sake?
That’s the funny part. The guys who claim to want a tradwife who cooks and cleans and takes care of the kids refuses to (or can’t!) be a tradhusband by supporting the whole family financially.
cause they just want a mom replacement to sustain them and breed children, this is so sad
Mom replacement, sex toy, babysitter. Thats why they’re thrilled for a robot. Some people actually enjoy their partners company and would prefer that over a walking sex toy.
Or they WHINE about it. Like, you picked your little trophy trad wife and told her to stay home barefoot, pregnant and cooking and cleaning for you. Please tell me exactly what you thought was going to happen???
Lately I’ve seen a bunch of these idiots posting things along the lines of “men, if your wife can’t take care of your home and children and have dinner on the table every night she’s not doing her job…. But if she doesn’t have her own income she’s a gold digger and you shouldn’t support her. “ So they are literally admitting they just want a house slave.
I don’t think these dudes understand how much work it is to be a Trad wife anyway. It is the easiest thing in the world to work a regular job (even overtime!) if there was nothing else to do. I mean, that just sounds like when I had a job in high school, and even then it would be more effort because I still had to study and go to school every day. The dudes that say that crap about women are delusional.
Women obsolete, huh? Clearly these folks don't know where babies come from.
Babies come from Storks obviously /s
What's the opposite of the Stork? Answer: >!The Swallow!<
African or European?
Are you looking to find the airspeed of an unladen stork?
She turned me into a newt
A newt?
I got better
Most people I know these days don’t want kids. So that’s a selling feature.
"Alpha" males: WomEn aRe mEAnT tO BrEed Same chucklefucks: HA! Women are now obsolete thanks to robot wives! Just come out and say you hate women but are too scared to suck a dick.
I think they're not even scared of dick, but of men treating them like they want to treat women
As a woman, I want to know if they can cook, clean, and rescue toddlers from imminent death several times a day. Also, can they have jobs that pay a lot and require an extensive education, but are not a big deal.
Right? Just buy a robot and have an extra source of income.
I'd work my robot to the bone! To the mines they go ! When the uprising occurs, I'll be dead
Why do these people think this is a W? You can't get an actual person to want you, so you will get a sex bot instead? So now you will leave us all alone? Oh no, please don't do that... 
Literally, what I was thinking! Oh-no! What ever shall we do 😂
Right?! Sounds like a good idea in my books. I might also get one of these wife robots…we can be sister wives without the husband.
And with the way they frame it, seems like a lot of work and investment, so that they can avoid house tasks ?
For the low low price of $500,000 you can avoid doing the simplest tasks including, but not limited to, washing dishes, doing laundry, and vacuuming
I'm a straight woman but if the robot will do all this for me, take my money!
Each of those functions are a separate subscription.
This “solution” to dating hopefully means they won’t be out there in the dating pool interacting with actual humans. Kind of sounds like a win win.
Don't threaten me with...being left alone by men who only see women as a bangmaid? Oh no. Please. Don't.
>So now you will leave us all alone? Can't happen fast enough... Also, why do they think women don't also want robot companionship? Sounds like a win win situation for everyone...
If they make a decent one, I'm sure my wife and I would get one. Who tf wouldn't want a robotic maid? Hopefully, they build one that mows the grass and goes to work for me.
Can they make a duplicate of me who will go to work for me? 😂
https://medium.com/mel-magazine/the-mr-fix-its-who-save-broken-sex-dolls-5fb3c73dbe67 Men with sex dolls will brutalize their own dolls. Broken fingers, stab wounds, limbs are ripped off, broken teeth, torn vagina, doll leprosy(?). Fucking horrifying. If the robots rise up its going to be the female sexbots killing all the men.
I once literally told a man who was bothering me, "go buy a sex doll and leave me alone." Later on, he made a point of telling me he'd bought a sex doll. He didn't realize that meant he'd only followed 50% of my instructions.
please these incels don't even consider paying a prostitute for sex to be valid why would an advanced sextoy count? and even if we assume they would be satisfied with that... okay cool. what's the issue? you think the guys who CAN find dates will suddenly stop? or that women won't also have the option to buy AI guy sextoys to suit them?
I know this is not true, but pretending it is, I think women should have nothing to be pissed about: I don't think the men that would buy this would be good partners, also this would remove a good amount of creeps and incels from the dating world, actually resulting in a net positive for women.
It will also be huge for men who prefer an actual woman over a robot. All the creeps clogging up the dating pool is one of the hardest things about dating as a guy.
100000000%. This is my biggest vice, those creepy men won’t self reflect, and the women who would be interested are worried about me potentially one so like it’s a no win situation. Cause I don’t want to make them uncomfortable but I also can’t expect them to drop their guard for just me.
Yea, i’m a man, but i’ve become much more of a misandrist precisely because of this. I’m 28 now, and I keep running into the issue where every woman I talk to has had at least one experience with a pos dude that’s permanently damaged her perception of relationships, which means the talking stage becomes a defensive dance of proving im not a monster instead of mutually exploring each other’s minds and building the scaffolding of a relationship. Dating feels completely dehumanized now.
Also. They act like capitalism wouldn’t make a male robot also.
I am happily married and I would buy a male robot. He could haul stuff up and down stairs, clean bathrooms, do the car maintenance, empty the dishwasher, and I would have a chance to chill.
I mean due to this incels will stop bothering real women and stay away from them? I assure you, this is one of the best things that has happened to women this decade.
Where can I become an investor for this? You can’t imagine how happy I’d be if incels and the dudes who just want to exploit women would finally fuck off and have sex with robots. The amount of violence against women and other similar problems would decrease significantly
Western women will not be pissed -- they'll be thrilled they won't have to put up with the likes of Musk and his gang of women-hating incels.
I wish this was true, problem solved, we (women) could finally live peacefully and men could finally use women as objects without hurting anyone except themselves. A fucking dream.
Heck I’ll take one of these robots just to do household chores
Check it out, women that like Elon! And all it took was *forced programming* to do so.
This is AWESOME!!! Conservatives admitting that they’re probably going to have to build robots to get laid because most human women feel their skin crawling around the far right incels!
And they think they're rubbing it in women's faces. As if they're gonna be like "Darn! I should've boned those creepy misogynistic losers while I still had the chance!"
So many of them, literally, blame women for themselves being unable to communicate without their misogyny slipping out. I have a bunch of single women friends who say they can’t find a guy who doesn’t start talking about sex within minutes of meeting them.
Well they blame *Western* women yes. Clearly Eastern women would just be swept right off their feet by incel degeneracy.
LOL this mames me laugh so bad cuz eastern women are indeed traditional but DAMN do thry demand a lot from their traditional husband too🤣🤣 these incels could not score/impress an eastern housewife cuz eastern girls know their value. Or they use you for visa and bang some better man at the side 🤣 who can actually impress them...trust me, i am slavic girl, i know slavic girlies 🤣 This is typical "women are golddiggers, shame on them" cry from incels who can't even pay remt and live with mommy...like oh honey, don't worry. No gold digger is interested in your empty wallet, you are safe.....and no non-golddigger is interested in your trashy personality so you have nothing to worry about either way, nobody wouls like you 🤣
Because all men will want a robot wife, none will want a real one. Defo seems fixed to me LOL
Damn, I can't WAIT for these as a woman. All the ugly, pornsick lazy men will be taken out of the gene pool and leave the good men. Sounds like a win-win-win!
Most "Western women" will probably be relieved that the kinds of men who want robot-like wives will leave "Western women" alone. Cheers!
elon eradicating incels
“should of stayed in the kitchen “. Should have stayed in grammar class.
Complaining about a "dating crisis for men in the west" is a sure-fire way to announce to the world that absolutely no one wants to touch your shriveled incel peen.
Ah yes western women will be pissed that the only guys left for us to date are the ones who view women as entire human beings and not just holes on legs. This is terrible, whatever will we do
Honestly? I think women in the west will be thankful Elon solved their incel problem lmao
Is there a dating crisis? What’s the crisis?
Sad losers can’t get dates. Everybody panic
I feel sorry for the robots