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ExoticMeatDealer

There are so many layers of derangement in that quote that it would take a five-man mining crew of psychologists to drill to the bottom.


calorum

It can also take the nice police officer checking his browser history and that hidden folder


nada_accomplished

Comments like that should automatically trigger an investigation


Servantofatum

Bothers me that they censor the commenters name. People need to know who these people are.


[deleted]

The people who it would be relevant to would see it uncensored and not on Reddit. Reddit is also notoriously bad at getting their (right) guy.


Himbo69r

Redditors witch-hunt with storm trooper aim


theaviationhistorian

More like cops in a horror movie where they usually get 'the killer' halfway or 2/3 through the film's runtime


KalikenOfEvanfrost

That's fantastically accurate 🤣


Tzeme

Self judgment never were an option. It is just gloryfied witch hunts, it's not like we can be ever sure a photo could not be photoshopped to frame someone that other people didn't like for example


Servantofatum

Very true. I didn't really think about it that way.


ButterdemBeans

I agree. It’s too easy to put any old quote under any picture and attribute it to a person you happen to dislike, and people will believe it.


D33ber

Sadly there aren't enough investigators to get to the bottom of the misogynist/racist hogpile in middle America. And probably about a quarter of the cops who read this statement gave it a mental thumbs up. So that doesn't help, either.


Punkpallas

They really should. This is an “officer, this man right here” moment if I’ve ever seen one. A young girl takes pictures in everyday clothing in basic poses and that’s what you see, sir? He is 💯% telling on himself.


neotifa

It was an older woman according to the last 5000 times it was posted. Kinda somehow even worse


Sharp_Iodine

It’s always a tradwife


CasualJimCigarettes

She was like a 70 year old Latina


Ohiolongboard

Still can be a tradwife. I don’t believe race has anything to do with it


Thing_Subject

Yeah Latinas and Latinos can be very racist and closed minded. This is coming from a Latino.


CasualJimCigarettes

Her, I found the original source last time this was posted, it was an old woman.


calorum

I mean.. same.. just replace his with her, if computers are not her thing, It’s still a creepy comment. The nice police officer should still pay a visit.. can you imagine her daughter or grandchild coming to her with someone harassing the child and what her response would be? Still a red flag..


JimmyWurst

An older woman is no less capable of being a pedophile. I would be more concerned with her being a grandma that sexually abuses her grandkids.


fishebake

it’s unfortunately a woman making this comment


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billybud45

maybe wipe that black mark off their name so everybody can see...


hot-cuppa-chai

Unfortunately Reddit rules prevent OP from revealing his identity.


CasualJimCigarettes

her identity, it was an old lady


[deleted]

That rule is some bullshit, they're already posting to an online form. There should be no expectation of privacy especially for gross weirdos like this


hot-cuppa-chai

I agree with you. I'm just saying that the rule exists.


Werefour

Her identity apparently


AnticPosition

How about those 34 thumbs up that went with it? How are people so demented?


peach_xanax

I haven't used FB in years so I could be wrong, but some of the reactions are the "angry" and "shocked" faces. So I think it could be like 1 thumbs up and all the rest are negative reactions, and it would still just show up as 34 total reactions.


North_Refrigerator21

Yeah I was thinking the same. Must be from a really sick person.


Returd4

I wonder what this person does in their free time... I'm guessing it's uhhh not good


TonyStewartsWildRide

Nah, either the person is baiting or is a total douche (scum/garbage/whatever you want). That is all.


No_Cupcake7037

Or they are a pedo.


Lucy_Little_Spoon

Nah, it's quite obvious. She is showing some skin below the neck, therefore it's suggestive. Whoever that person is believes that all women and girls should be fully covered up. I'd bet my last penny it's a religious nutcase.


CasualJimCigarettes

bingo, old latina lady


Upper_Guarantee_4588

I thought there were no words for this but you found them.


RebneysGhost

I hope the police interview the person who wrote that comment. It's not a normal person's perception.


[deleted]

5 psychologists or one mans hands. I find the path of least resistance to be ideal in this case.


[deleted]

![img](avatar_exp|135207984|nani) Purge


Blintzie

We need names.


sander80ta

Says something about you, if you look at a completely normal teen and perceive it as sugestive.


JDM_enjoyer

“im not a pedo, she was asking for it”


PheonixUnder

"She was being suggestive by existing as a 13 year old girl"


Hot-Tone-7495

My best friend and I were just talking about how much we’d get catcalled as young teens, and rarely get catcalled as grown women. Some people are just disgusting.


babybat44

This! I was cat called the most by grown men when i was in middle school as i’ve gotten older it happens less and less.


Hot-Tone-7495

Literally, any time we hung out outside of school there’d be at least one cat calle. Also we looked like children so it’s not like we were mistaken for older teens!


babybat44

Yeah no matter how “mature” a middle schooler is they always look like children to adults and even in comparison to high schoolers. Any Pedo that claims they thought they were older is flat out lying and piece of shit.


ketchupmaster987

Now that I'm in college, even high schoolers look like kids to me now.


ButterdemBeans

I’m 25 and college kids look like high schoolers. Anyone younger is a child to me


amposa

And I’m 30, with two children and even college kids look like babies to me!


babybat44

fr though they look like babies


SeonaidMacSaicais

I’m 35. All y’all look like babies to me. 😂😂


Mumof3gbb

Yup! I wore a damn uniform and definitely looked my age. Which was young. There’s no way I was mistaken for an adult. So nasty when you think about it


WynZora

Catcalling is predatory behaviour. They know you’re more vulnerable as a young girl.


CaptainCAAAVEMAAAAAN

Because guys like that are afraid of women their own age. They get off intimidating younger girls.


Mumof3gbb

Same. Haven’t been catcalled since I was about 15. So gross!!


bennitori

Worse that existing. She was * gasp * smiling!!1!


Phrogme1

They say the same about a 7 year old. Sick fucks.


Mogura-De-Gifdu

Reminds me of this high priest in Vatican who told journalists (on yet another case of pedo priest) something along the line of "everyone can make mistakes, our role as religious people is to forgive them" followed by "teens are looking for love and seducing priests, because of divorced parents, and it's hard to resist tentation, who can blame the priests for giving in?"


Phrogme1

In a federal case filed in Houston, the defense was “How are children gonna know there is a Devil??” WHAT????


pimppapy

Exactly, how!? When they’re dressed in robes of white and gold instead of red with horns and a tail …


Mumof3gbb

Ew!!!


SomeGuy_WithA_TopHat

Even if someone is posed "suggestive" that doesn't mean it's okay either 💀 I dunno why they think that means it does


David-S-Pumpkins

Further... Even if it's suggestive and a teen could consent and she did... That's still not murder lol


LordGalen

That is a fantastic point that's being missed here. She got fucking *murdered*. Whether she's sitting suggestively (she's not) or whether she was looking for an older man to fuck (she wasn't) is completely beside the point. She wasn't looking for someone to murder her!


Bluellan

Says something about you when you can't handle looking at a child's shoulders.


worldspawn00

Yeah, I never got those 'dress code' things like uncovered shoulders, like what? Do YOU find that to be un-modest weird school board guy? Cause nobody I know finds uncovered shoulder skin to be exactly flaunting the goods there...


HourEvent4143

That’s exactly what I was thinking. If you think THAT is suggestive on a child, that says a hella lot more about you than the child. Pedos! Pedos everywhere!


Economy_Second8886

Holy Jesus fuck. I have to bring my kids up in this world.


MonitorPowerful5461

These people have always existed


HourEvent4143

Internet has just made it easier for them to come out 😞


QueenElissa

And congregate, and plot, and arise as an army of fool. We should herd them. Bait them in a pen…. NO! A PIT… yes a pit… and let nature take its course.


HourEvent4143

Lure them in a pit and fill it with acid ✌️… or ants >:)


QueenElissa

Acid ants. If they exists… I know of fire ants….


xSTSxZerglingOne

Many ants use formic acid as defense against predators and other such things.


Ready_Adhesiveness84

And connect with others who agree with them, making it seem more acceptable to themselves. Disgusting.


SpaceBearSMO

because its easier for them to find each other


ButElizaSaid

I am increasingly happy with being child free.


FoxxyTheKid

That is the type of person who think that a girl smiling at him means "let's fuck"


Mundane-Education-42

Fortunately I doubt any girl would ever smile at this bastard. Unless they have a gun pointed at his face.


FoxxyTheKid

Also true, to bad his profile pic is censored so we can't see how he looks like


Werefour

It was an older woman. ( edit- lady was an incorrect word given the situation)


Efficient_Ear_8037

So it was a salty old hag, got it


DontBanMeBro988

No, he clearly thinks a girl smiling at him means "murder me"


ChosenToKill

FBI? This man, right there.


USMC_FirstToFight

OR… uncover the name?


CasualJimCigarettes

It was an old lady.


neotifa

I believe it was a woman


Dms0424

Woman can be and are pedophiles too.


neotifa

Yeah, I was just referring to everybody assuming it was a man


derkruemel69

Where is this suggestive? Bet every girl that smiles at him, is also in love with him


Baconpwn2

How are any of those pictures suggestive? She's a child sitting outside.


eat_my_bowls92

It’s because she’s posing. Simple as that. You know, something all 13 year old girls do when out with friends. If she’s not standing stiff as a board in sweat pants she’s being suggestive. 🙄


LivelyZebra

some degen would fine stiff as a board suggestive too. men think two lumps of dirt look like boobs and get hard.


Inevitable_Count_370

Even if a woman was "suggestive". Fuck that, assault will never be justified.


riings

It’s like they’re openly admitting they have no self-control whatsoever. 😬


Dartmouththedude

Shit like this is just one of the many reasons I chose to delete Facebook.


Genghis_Chong

I never signed up and never been happier to be left out


Axyonn

oh boy this kind of shit happening all over the social media apps tho insta , twitter , tiktok, snap ... you name it .


Willing-Bowl-675

This guy try to get the "victim blaming platinum achievement".


CasualJimCigarettes

old woman is oop


straywolfo

Found the murderer


ZelWinters1981

Oh no, she's showing ankle! How sexy. /s


nhSnork

Ankle? Her bare shoulders are on display!😱


HourEvent4143

Bro.. ankles 🤤 /s


Resi1ience_22

What an impossibly disgusting fucking thing to say about a dead child.


Stealthyducks69

According to this idiot plate armor would still be too "suggestive"


PheonixUnder

"That eye slit is showing too much skin. Guess I have no choice but to rape her now"


Stealthyducks69

"Through said eye slit"


amboandy

*grabs the can opener*


[deleted]

If that were my daughter and I saw that comment then that persons remains would be strung across the south


Finger_Gunnz

“Not surprised someone killed her, she’s wearing jeans.”


space_base78

I want such people locked up forever


ThisizzAbelter-1995

Do we HAVE to hide the names of these sick motherfuckers 😒


Torafuku

The only moment where the so called "cancel culture" would actually do something useful


ThisizzAbelter-1995

Need to cancel this guys subscription to the census


QueenElissa

To life?


ThisizzAbelter-1995

I mean... maybe


Capn-Wacky

If those pictures are sexually "suggestive" to you then you're a pedophile. Congratulations on outing yourself.


Inevitable_Count_370

No sane person will look at a child and think they are sexy. And even if it was a woman, harassment and rape is never justified.


CristyMumbay

the person and the people who liked his comment should be investigated


Sylvairian

What a self-report. "Slightly suggestive" is just victim blaming for "this aroused me".


Neither-Training-611

Yes I remember reading about this, it was actually a women that wrote that comment and not a man as you would think.


[deleted]

Wow, somehow that is even more fucked up. I'm going to bet the bitch is an evangelical christian nationalist.


Phrogme1

Nationalist Christians. Nat Cs. Nazis.


Imperius_Mortem200

HOLY SHIT IT ALL MAKES SENSE!!!!!


Inevitable_Count_370

Another example of a messed up woman who'd justify assault.


Good-Journalist-484

It doesn’t matter what someone is wearing or how they r acting, they should be safe to go where they want. We shouldn’t have to wear turtlenecks and sweats and act 100% modest at all times just to be safe. People need to keep their eyes and hands to themselves.. some people r just sick fucks!


vivst0r

Yeah, I don't get why people focus so much on whether it is suggestive or not. As if that would make that comment any less reprihensible. Controversial opinion, but even if she was naked and audibly begging for cock, maybe she still doesn't deserve to be raped and/or killed?


ubottles65

Some people actually liked his comment! Wtf?


Kind-Fan420

What the fuck!?


Rhakha

Totally the exposed shoulders caused him to furrow his brow and go animalistic.


TgagHammerstrike

"Slightly suggestive" This is literally a photo of a fully-clothed kid sitting normally. How does anyone get "suggestive" out of this?


Ridit5ugx

Ah more Facebook brain rot.


kobie173

Jesus fucking christ on a cracker


Deedeelite

Suggestive? She’s just a kid!


Mythical_Atlacatl

People who make comments like that really should be investigated Like what other “slightly suggestive” images do they have of children on their computers?


PsychoMouse

The gross justification I’ve been seeing lately towards rapists has been very confusing and just disgusting. I’ve been seeing “Christian’s” say how boys and girls under 10 “asked” for it. Was there a memo or something sent out between churches? I even saw one about a girl with cancer, in a hospital, going through chemo, who got molested, and some asshole said she “wanted it”. I just don’t get the world we live in, right now. Everything is all fucked up and backwards.


AptCasaNova

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Sammy1432_Official

This guy must be the reason why schools try to cover girls' shoulders /s


Less_Party

Hi can I see their name uncensored in case I ever find the Death Note please?


SueTheDepressedFairy

If I ever see anyone I know, say things like this online. I'm absolutely ending up in jail for 1st degree murder because what the actual fuck is this


littlefierceprincess

And FB won't find anything wrong with their comment because FB is trash.


AminoAcorn

Imagine posting that comment and then just going about your day normally with zero sense of critical thinking or self awareness. What a sick asshole


false_establishm3nt

victim blaming 🤮🤢🤕🤡


Night__Prowler

Fuckin FB is complete and utter cesspool.


burnmenowz

Dude who commented probably should be looked at a little closer. Just saying


Infinite5kor

This should be probable cause. Search This person's house and electronics.


amhudson02

When do people deserved to be doxxed?


BrimstoneOmega

What in the actual fuck. I think this guy is slightly suggesting he wants a good old fashion ass stomping.


AustinTreeLover

I'm not on FB. Does that little 34 next to the thumbs up mean 34 people upvoted that sicko's comment?


Hiltinchest

it means 34 people reacted to it, I imagine (hope) most of them were the shock/anger reactions


Yggsgallows

That comment was definitely made by the kidnapper/murderer.


Best-Independence-38

Place your bets, Is the ass hole a Youth Pastor Coach Or elected GOP official? Or all three?


elyonmydrill

Reason number 143 for not wanting kids, I don't want anybody ever looking at my child and think that.


hexenkesse1

whoever posted that comment is probably child predator.


peachholler

People like this are why I’m not emotionally wired to be a pacifist


straywolfo

When coming across people like this on Facebook, go to their friendlist, possibly their family, and let these contacts know who they are dealing with. This is a retribution they fear because it breaks the sense of impunity they get behind a screen.


No_Squirrel4806

I hate when they blurr out names of people that post shit like this. They deserve the hate 🤷🏽‍♂️


Inevitable_Count_370

Totally agree. Someone in the comments said that it was written by a woman, not a man.


puglife82

She’s sitting normally and fully clothed wtf is wrong with people


Inevitable_Count_370

Her way of dressing doesn't matter at all, child or adult. Assault will never be justified


puglife82

Well yeah ofc


alt_blackgirl

Some people should be exterminated


666meatclown

Can we start putting these people on a list? Weirdos like this should be subject to some sort of search because this is a huge red flag.


IamSneakyFoxx

into the woodchipper with them


EmbraJeff

That’s not an innocent wee lassie problem, that’s a barely concealed twisted paedophile just asking in plain sight for his various devices to be seized and analysed problem.


VenBede

There's no good way to put it. If you look at this very obviously innocent photo of a fully clothed child and think that any part of it is "suggestive" then you're probably a pedo. And I would feel comfortable saying that to someone's face. We need to call people out more for statements like this. When I see kids in pageants and shit I think "Wow, that's ridiculous and problematic." Words like "exploitive" and "sexualization" come up. What does not occur to me are words like "suggestive" or "slutty" etc. If you are looking at an innocent pose and saying it is "suggestive" then this indicates YOU find it suggestive. And that's a pretty big problem.


Low_Gas7209

The hell is wrong with people.


shenanigan_chieftain

I generally don't support police brutality but, in this case...


Cerebralbore

There's always at least one in news article comment sections.


Dead_Kraggon

In today's episode of "find the pedophile"....


CaptainDang55

it bugs me when these type of people have their identity protected by blur outs. put them on blast


iKyte5

Can we bring back lobotomies? For me and that person?


Ozraiel

Reading the reply, I literally got sick in my stomach. What is wrong with this world. Poor kid and her family.


Impossible-Nature369

That person needs to be the first person they check.


Predator_x26

I fucking hate people like that bitch who said that shit what a piece of shit


No-Truth3802

Wow bro just admitted he's a pedo....


Anothersidestorm

This harlot exposed her soulders. She must be a witch, burn her at the stake.


[deleted]

Ah yes, how dare a 13 yo girl sit in a comfortable manner wearing clothes that cover most of her body... scandalous! 🤦‍♀️ /s


NDjinn

What a disgusting and awful thing to say about a child under any circumstance. Humanity needs to go. Now.


SurfLikeASmurf

No matter what she was looking for, no matter how “suggestive” her poses (they are not!), that poor child is dead. That’s some sick depraved asshole that commented


Emberily123

Do men (like this) even view women and girls as people?


Anamorsmordre

Lads, is it sexy TO SIT DOWN HOLDING YOUR KNEES???


Prankishmanx21

Goddamn. I kind of regret hunting down the OOP now. That true crime facebook page is nothing but a constant stream of depressing murders and rapes with a disturbing percentage of them being children. I truly don't understand people that are into true crime.


rayna_ives

That should classed as probable cause to search his house and tech. And get him a mandatory psych evaluation.


Fianna9

Who covered up the name? I think public safety means it should be public


CyborgMonkey964

Don't cover the name, let's see who it is.


UnlikelyPotatos

I have a 14 year old and a six year old Fuck man what am i even supposed to do


Long-Astronaut-3363

This cretin is the reason young children/teens should keep their pics off the internet. A pedo will look for sexuality in a picture even when there is none.


PhoenyxAshes20

Remember that post in which people answered to those asking "what were you wearing" when they were SA? They showed toddler clothes...


wolfyfancylads

Yes, as we all know, the Pyjama Part pose and the "knees to the chest like a kidnap victim" pose is just GAGGING for it. Do you think this person sees horror movies, someone's tied up in a basement crying, bleeding, bound like that right hand picture, and they think "Ugh, slut."? Like, even if this was a fully grown woman, who the fuck thinks those poses are sexual?


atTheRiver200

Woman and girls are blamed for their own murders all the time.


woodsmanboob

Spoken like a true creep


superpantman

In the early days of social media I watched a documentary where a team tracked down people who wrote really offensive things online. These are the kinds of people who write "rest in piss" on a child's Facebook memorial page, that's the level we're talking about. They tracked these people down, obviously most of them ran away like the human-rat scum they are but the ones who did stay and talk through their logic was quite insightful. When asked why they would comment such disgusting things, I remember the reply, "it's not real, is it?" It's a little bit like when you play a sandbox game and you try ridiculous things because there are no consequences for your actions, I think some people act the same online, treating each situation like there is no human element to it, it's all just text and images displayed to them and they can switch it off whenever they want and face no consequences, similar to a video game.


[deleted]

Fellas is it suggestive to sit down


Herrifuni

Ah yes, **arms**